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I really like Valentine's Day
in this office.
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It's kind of like grade school.
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Everybody gives out
little presents and stuff.
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Like, last year, Jim gave me this
card with Dwight's head on it.
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It was horrifying
and funny and...
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Phyllis.
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You could just sign here.
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Roy and I
are saving for the wedding.
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So I made him promise not
to get me anything too big.
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"Happy Valentine's Day, darling.
Love, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
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Isn't he sweet?
Oh, yeah.
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Wow.
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All right, Dwight, as you know
I'm heading to New York today,
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doing a presentation
on the branch to the new CFO.
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And you want me to come with
you. No. The opposite of that.
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I will stay here and run
things on this end. Very good.
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Question: Will you be seeing
Jan when you're in New York?
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I probably will.
Why do you ask?
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Well, it's Valentine's Day.
And you guys, you know...
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Well.
...screwed.
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What is your problem?
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This is a business trip. I
would have to be a raving lunatic
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to try to talk to Jan about
what happened between us.
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Her words, not mine. She sent
me an e-mail this morning.
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But it is Valentine's Day.
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It's New York.
The City of Love.
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Hey, Pam. You heart NY, right? You
want me to pick you up anything?
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That's okay.
All right.
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The best present would be, you do
a good job in front of the new CFO.
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Dude. I'm going to nail it.
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Me in New York? Oh, I own
that city. "Forget about it!"
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See you.
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Well, here we go,
on our way to New York.
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New York, New York.
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The city so nice,
they named it twice.
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Manhattan is the other name.
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So, I broke up with Katy and I
haven't been dating anybody else.
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So, this year I don't have to
worry about Valentine's Day.
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It's going to be good. I
invited a couple of friends over.
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We're gonna play some cards and
I'll end up winning a lot of money,
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because they're idiots.
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It's gonna be great.
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What's this? What is this?
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I don't know.
It's on your desk.
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Yeah, but who put it here?
And for what purpose?
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It was there when I sat down.
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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It's me.
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I'm the Bobble Head.
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Yes!
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The meeting isn't till 3:00.
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But I always like to come to
New York a little bit early,
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and hit
some of my favorite haunts.
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Like right here is my
favorite New York pizza joint.
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And I'm going to go get me
a New York slice.
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Hey, Kelly, what's up?
Nothing.
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Oh! Except... Oh, my God, Jim.
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Last night, Ryan and I
totally, finally hooked up.
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It was awesome. That's great.
I'm really happy for you.
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I know, and it was so funny. 'Cause
we were at this bar with his friends,
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and I was sitting next to him
the whole night,
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and he wasn't making a move.
So in my head I was like,
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"Ryan, what's taking you so
long?" And then he kissed me.
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And I didn't know what to say. Wow.
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So I said,"
Ryan, what took you so long?"
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I mean, I just said it to him.
Can you believe that?
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Wow. Oh, my God, Jim,
is that embarrassing?
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I'm embarrassed.
No. Don't be.
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Oh, thank God, because I was
nervous, Jim. No. All right...
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You will not believe I
was so nervous. I bet.
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But now... Now I have
a boyfriend. All right.
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I hooked up with her
on February 13th.
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Here it is. The heart of
New York City, Times Square.
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Named for the good times
you have when you're in it.
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Most people,
when they come to New York,
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they go straight to
the Empire State Building.
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That's pretty touristy.
I come here.
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Great places to eat.
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We have Bubba Gump shrimp,
Red Lobster down there.
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You know...
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This is the heart
of civilization, right here.
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Guess what.
Really?
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It's from Bob, again.
That's great.
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Everybody takes
the subway in New York.
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It's fast. It's efficient.
Gets you there on time.
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It's a way to... Okay, there's a guy
pooping in a cardboard box down there.
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This is the world-famous
Rockefeller Center,
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founded, of course,
by Theodore Rockefeller.
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This is the skating rink.
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And I think the Rangers
practice there sometimes.
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And it's...
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That's Tina Fey.
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That's Tina Fey
from Saturday Night Live.
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Hello. Hello. Hi.
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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
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I thought you were...
Okay. I thought that was...
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She looked like... She
looked a lot like Tina Fey.
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Hello, hello.
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I thought that was Tina Fey,
but it wasn't. So...
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Are you serious? He was here?
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When? When I was talking
to the fake Tina Fey?
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Come on! Are you serious?
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Hello, Angela, did you hear?
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Somebody totally rocked the house and
got me the best present I've ever gotten.
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Really? I wouldn't know
anything about that.
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But I'm glad you enjoyed
it. Oh, I did. I did.
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I didn't get anything
for Valentine's Day.
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Oh, I bet you will,
before the day is over.
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Really? Well, I hope I do.
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I would love to live in New York
someday. It's a big dream of mine.
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Work at Corporate with Jan.
That would be awesome.
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Go to Broadway shows,
eat hot dogs.
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Scranton is great, but...
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New York
is like Scranton on acid.
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No, on speed. No, on steroids.
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Okay, um...
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I think,
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that's either the Hudson
or the East, so we're back...
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Should be back this way.
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There's a lot
of pressure on me right now.
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It's like Michael Jordan
in the NBA finals,
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or like
Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf.
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And this presentation
is Desert Storm.
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And as soon as it's over,
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we will not have to deal
with those Iraqis anymore.
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Let's do it.
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No, that's all right. Spend money on her
instead of giving it to us, that's fine.
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No. I didn't even have
a seat for you anyway.
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Yeah.
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All right, man.
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Okay, have a good night. Bye.
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Phyllis Lapin?
Holy God.
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It's from Bob.
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Man, that thing's bigger
than I am. No, it's not.
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Oh, zip it.
Wow.
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There they are. What's up?
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Hey.
Hey, hey.
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Michael Scott.
Josh Porter. High five.
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Bam.
All right.
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You know Dan Gore, from
Buffalo? Yeah, how you doing?
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Nobody needs to introduce
this guy. Craiggers.
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What's up, buddy?
You have been kicked out
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of every strip club in Albany,
is that true? Guilty, yeah.
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Well... So, what's
going on? What'd I miss?
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Not much. They're, I guess,
running late upstairs.
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We're just waiting
for the presentations.
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Cool, good, good. Good. Give
us some time to catch up and...
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Pam.
Hi, how're you doing? Good.
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Listen, may I speak with you,
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privately?
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You can't fire me, Dwight,
just 'cause Michael's not here.
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No, Pam, just... I'm...
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Just...
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Please.
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You need to get something
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for your girlfriend?
Girlfriend, yes.
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And the reason I didn't get
anything for this particular person,
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who shall remain nameless,
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is that she's not really the kind of person
you'd think would be into Valentine's Day.
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She's kind of...
Tightly wound?
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Exactly.
Okay. Well,
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sometimes the gift is really
about the gesture, you know,
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like, what it means
instead of what it is.
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You mean, like a ham?
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No, not like a ham.
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It's about doing something,
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so that the person knows that
you really care about her,
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that you remember her.
Okay, I get it. That's great.
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Okay, shut up.
I know exactly what to do.
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What about you, Craig?
Did you lose anyone?
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Oh, man.
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Jan called me in September, and she's
like, "You gotta fire four people,"
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and I was just like,
"What?" You know.
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Did you? No. I just ignored
her. She is the worst.
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Well, she is our boss, so...
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She ain't my boss, dude.
I don't work for that bitch.
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Hey, come on,
you know, that's not...
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What?
Cool it.
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You like Jan?
How can you like Jan?
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Maybe because
she's my girlfriend.
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Was. Or not my girlfriend.
She...
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We hooked up and...
You hooked up with Jan?
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It's just, you know, it was months
ago. Just... It was just once.
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It was, God, just stupid.
Just... Just forget it.
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Yeah, let's change the
subject. Yeah, yeah.
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I don't know what he's thinking,
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but I would just be so psyched
if we just dated forever.
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Well, I'd take it slow.
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'Cause it seems like a lot of the
time, things like that need to...
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Soda.
Cool.
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Hey, so, do you want
to do something tonight, or...
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Oh, no, not while I'm here.
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I mean, I know that it's
Valentine's Day or whatever.
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But there's totally no pressure at
all of any kind whatsoever. So...
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I can't tonight.
I have plans with my friends.
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Okay, that's cool.
Okay.
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I completely understand.
Cool.
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Okay.
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Josh Porter, Stamford.
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David.
Nice to meet you.
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And Michael Scott, Scranton.
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Nice to meet you.
Ditto.
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How are you, Jan?
Fine, Michael, thank you.
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Okay. So, we are in the process
of doing a complete review
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of the company's
financial strength.
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All I'd like to do today
is to hear you...
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Nervous?
No, I'm not nervous.
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Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if
I didn't say I was a little nervous.
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The new CFO
is judging me on this, too.
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And, well, it is Michael, so...
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Yeah. I am very nervous.
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So, with the 12 new
local accounts,
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we had a total of
four percent organic growth,
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which was just above our pre-year
targets. Thanks very much.
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Thank you.
Okay, Michael.
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What is a business?
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Is it a collection of numbers
and sales reports?
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Sure. But, as you know,
David, and Jan,
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it is much more.
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Life moves a little slower
in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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And that's the way we like it.
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Because at Dunder Mifflin,
Scranton,
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we're not just
in the paper business.
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We're in the people business.
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Let's meet some of the folks
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who make the Scranton branch
so special.
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This is Stanley Hudson,
one of our talented salesmen.
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An African-American
father of two,
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Stanley's dedication is no
doubt one of the hallmarks
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of the foundation of the business
we're hoping to build our basis on.
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Yeah, I shot a bunch
of footage around the office,
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edited it together on my Mac.
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Was thinking about entering it
in some festivals. Probably won't.
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You know,
not what this is about, but...
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And finally, Pam Beesly.
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Look at her. Look how cute.
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Not bad at all.
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As the receptionist,
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Pam is truly
the gateway to our world.
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Well, I hope this gave you
a little taste
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of what life is like here
at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
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What it's like to walk
a mile in Oscar's shoes,
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or try on Phyllis' pants.
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Next time you're in town,
give us a call. Stop on by.
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I'm sure you'll be greeted by a big
smile, and a "How're you doing, pal?"
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Maybe even one of Angela's
famous brownies.
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And you'll know
that you're home.
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Great Scott!
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Questions?
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Wow.
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00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:27,578
Okay. Okay, thank you,
Michael, that was great.
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Yes, thank you.
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00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:33,220
But for right now, what I'd really like
to know about is the branch's performance.
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00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:36,089
So, do you have
that information as well?
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Yes. Absolutely, David.
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00:14:39,731 --> 00:14:42,291
Let me get that for you. I...
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Can you sign?
Yeah.
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Oscar.
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Nothing for me?
Join the club.
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Who's it from?
My mom.
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It's frustrating, 'cause
we'd be so perfect together.
262
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,795
You know what?
Here's the deal, Kelly.
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It would be really nice if he was
into you, right? It'd be great.
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00:15:22,841 --> 00:15:26,277
But he isn't. So... Yeah, but
it would be so great if he was.
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Well, he's not, though.
So you just gotta suck it up.
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You just gotta move on,
try to have some fun.
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Come to my poker game tonight.
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Okay, cool.
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Is it okay if I invite Ryan?
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And that about does it,
thank you.
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Okay.
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Craig.
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Yeah, here's the deal.
I did not understand
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that this was supposed to be a
full-on, like, report or whatnot.
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I'm sorry, what did you think
financial presentation meant?
276
00:16:04,282 --> 00:16:08,685
I was under the impression this was more
of, like, a meet-and-greet type deal.
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So, does that mean that you don't
have the numbers on your branch?
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That is correct. Yes.
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Craig, you realize
that we're trying to decide
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whether drastic steps
need to be taken.
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Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
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Well, the point is, that this doesn't
exactly bode well for your branch.
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00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:26,630
Oh, man. You know what?
284
00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:30,037
Michael made that stupid movie,
he doesn't get in any trouble.
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00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:32,838
Maybe I should have
slept with you, too.
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00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:41,650
Okay, okay. All right, this... No,
no, no. I'm not... I'm not... I just...
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I just don't know
what to do anymore, Michael.
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I mean,
I'm probably gonna get fired.
289
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:47,519
No, you're not.
290
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:50,755
Yeah, I... Michael, the CFO
thinks that we slept together.
291
00:16:50,828 --> 00:16:53,388
Don't you understand? People
get fired for much less.
292
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:57,366
And I just can't believe
that you told everybody.
293
00:16:57,435 --> 00:16:59,300
And we didn't even
sleep together.
294
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:02,237
Technically, we fell asleep
in the same bed.
295
00:17:02,307 --> 00:17:03,865
So...
Oh, God.
296
00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,534
Michael, it was months ago.
297
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,874
It was once. It's over.
298
00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:11,475
Do you understand?
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00:17:13,151 --> 00:17:15,711
Yes, I'm sorry.
300
00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:21,588
I'll fix it. I will talk
to him. I'll talk to David.
301
00:17:22,594 --> 00:17:24,755
Surely, you cannot be serious.
302
00:17:24,829 --> 00:17:26,296
I am serious.
303
00:17:26,364 --> 00:17:29,094
"And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane!
304
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Women are like wolves.
305
00:17:40,678 --> 00:17:43,647
If you want a wolf,
you have to trap it.
306
00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:45,813
You have to snare it.
307
00:17:46,384 --> 00:17:48,045
And then you have to tame it.
308
00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,485
Keep it happy.
Care for it. Feed it.
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00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:53,752
Lovingly. The way an
animal deserves to be loved.
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00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:58,457
And my animal deserves
a lot of loving.
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Hey, babe.
Hey.
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You almost ready to go?
I guess. Yeah.
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00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:10,264
What's wrong?
Nothing.
314
00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:12,036
It's just that
I had to sit here all day
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00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:15,307
while Phyllis got, like, an
entire garden delivered to her.
316
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,007
What? You're mad at me?
317
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:19,846
I mean, I know that we said,
"No big gifts,"
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00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,977
but I was, kind of, hoping you'd
get me something for Valentine's Day.
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00:18:23,054 --> 00:18:25,454
Well, Valentine's Day
isn't over.
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00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:29,653
Let's get you home and you are
gonna get the best sex of your life.
321
00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:34,522
You understand this is
a very serious situation.
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00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:36,396
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, I... Okay, well...
323
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:39,436
All right, here's the deal. This
is my fault, this is totally on me.
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00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:42,200
Before you guys came in,
I was talking to the guys.
325
00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:45,299
We were all chatting
and I made a joke,
326
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:48,834
a really dumb joke, and Craig,
the idiot, took it seriously.
327
00:18:48,913 --> 00:18:51,780
You made a joke?
I did. It was stupid.
328
00:18:51,849 --> 00:18:55,808
And Craig, you saw him, he's not
the sharpest tool in the shed.
329
00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:58,187
Although he is a tool.
330
00:18:58,823 --> 00:19:01,189
Well, I don't need to explain
to you that even a joke
331
00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,159
about sexual relations
with your boss...
332
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,092
I know.
It was borderline at best.
333
00:19:05,163 --> 00:19:09,190
And Jan is a fantastic executive
334
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:12,065
and has all the integrity
in the world and...
335
00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:16,435
I'm really sorry, and that
will never happen again.
336
00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:23,645
That's fine.
Let's just... Just forget it.
337
00:19:24,148 --> 00:19:25,342
Okay. Good.
338
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,328
Heading out?
Yeah.
339
00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:42,525
All right, Beesly.
Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.
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00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:44,995
Bye.
341
00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:52,099
Good night, Pam.
Night, Phyllis.
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00:19:57,215 --> 00:19:58,477
Michael.
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00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:00,942
Thank you again for that,
really.
344
00:20:01,018 --> 00:20:02,645
It was very nice.
Oh, no big deal.
345
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,486
Really, sorry again. Oh, no,
it's okay. Yeah, it's okay.
346
00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:10,021
So... Happy Valentine's Day.
347
00:20:10,094 --> 00:20:12,324
Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.
348
00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:21,097
Okay.
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