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Boy, skull mugs, scary signs.
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Hey, how come we didn't do a Halloween
promotion for Buzz Beer?
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Halloween's a crazy pagan holiday.
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Her beer's classier than that.
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Remember our slogan?
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A beer that throws up smooth.
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Yeah, but we still need a promotion.
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Hey, I got it.
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We put something spooky in every bottle.
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We already do that.
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Hey, how about Lewis and I dress up in
costumes when we deliver the beer?
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No, no costumes.
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It's so professional.
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Looks like you're going to
the bank every Halloween
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having to show two
forms of ID to the Riddler.
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Come on, Drew, you got to get into the
spirit of it, you know.
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Hey, you know, drug code said we could
wear costumes to work this year.
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I'm thinking of going as a burglar.
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You're the night janitor.
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The only other guy there is an armed
security guard.
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Yeah, you know, why don't you, uh, why
don't you gain some weight and go as a mop?
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Why don't you lose some weight and go as
Earth?
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Hey, I'm not fat.
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Then I'm not skinny.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have some more chili
cheese for ice.
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You want some?
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Nah, that cracker filled me up.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey.
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Did you notice the way I just walked in
here?
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I thought we weren't supposed to watch you
walk anymore after our little talk.
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That still stands.
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What I meant was, I'm over this,
I need a man to fill a complete thing.
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For the first time, I walked into the
Warsaw without scoping the room.
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That's good news.
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Uh, Kate, I'm really happy
for you, but you didn't scope
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the room because it's always
the same people in here.
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We know everybody.
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Look, turn me down, turn me down,
turn me down, turn me down.
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Gay.
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Turn me down.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,
gay, gay.
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Drew, these women aren't all gay just
because they wouldn't go out with you.
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Yes, they are.
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They wouldn't go out with us either.
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You know, that is a point.
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We're not meeting anybody new here.
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Maybe it's time we ought to try a new bar.
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But why bother?
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I mean, I enjoy talking to
you guys way more than some
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handsome stranger who just
sat down over there in the corner.
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Hello, new blood.
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I don't look unattainable, do I?
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No, you look easy.
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Thanks.
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Excuse me, kitty.
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Oh, excuse me.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, oops, sorry again.
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Hey, are we all right?
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I'm fine, thank you.
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I'm just a little embarrassed.
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Hi, I'm Kate, and these are my strictly
platonic friends whom I'd never date.
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Drew, Oswald, and Lewis.
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You can just call us the eunuchs.
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Wow, eunuchs.
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I should do real well at this bar.
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Listen, can I buy you guys a beer?
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Hey, we like this guy.
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Come on!
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Gee, I bet there's a story behind that
shirt.
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The devil.
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Yeah, does your dry cleaner mix up your
laundry too?
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Some just swim in here in the Holy
Spirit's boxer shorts.
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Actually, my buddy's made this for me.
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It's just the nickname.
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Huh, devil, huh?
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So how do you get a nickname like that?
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Oh, just stuff.
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So what can I get you guys?
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Look at us.
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What can't you get us?
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How about one round of beer?
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I'm out of work.
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Things are a little tight right now.
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This waiter's gonna take forever.
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Let me get those beers.
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Well, he seems nice enough.
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For the devil.
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It's just a nickname.
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Yeah, nicknames don't mean anything.
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I remember Drew had lots of them.
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Turf Top.
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Shut up.
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Four Eyes.
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Shut up.
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Lord of the Fries.
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Shut up.
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Fat Masterson.
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Shut up.
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Lewis had nicknames too.
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah.
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Loser with Turf Top.
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Shut up.
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Loser with Lord of the Fries.
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Shut up.
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Loser with Fat Masterson.
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Shut up.
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But they call me.
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Shut up, Oswald.
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Oh yeah.
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Good times.
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Drew, stop!
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There's something wrong with that coffee!
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Oh my god, what?
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It was the last cup and you had it.
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Hate you in the morning.
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Hate you in the evening.
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Hate you at suppertime.
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Oh how I hate you.
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Hate you all the time.
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Here's a memo from Mr. Wick.
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Don't sing to me unless you want a fist
full of troubled jerkwad.
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Jeez, you kissed the boss's butt with that
mouth?
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What?
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Mr. Wick wants us to wear costumes to work
on Halloween?
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No way.
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It's the most I said.
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Maybe we should think about this.
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It has some merit.
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Very sound thinking.
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And then I said Carrie's a complete horse's
arse and we all had a jolly good laugh.
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What's wrong with costumes?
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If I may speak to thee, my lordship, I
don't think there's anything wrong with it.
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In fact, I think it encourages employee
camaraderie and goodwill towards customers.
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So a tiny between two buses.
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Bite me, blow-dough.
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Stop it, you two.
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Anyway, clown face is right, blow-dough.
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Now, which have you seen less of,
Prince Albert or William of Orange?
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Uh, sir, I'm just afraid
that management will
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lose a certain amount
of respect in costumes.
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Really?
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Do you respect me any less now,
Carrie?
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No, sir.
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Well, do you respect me any less now,
Carrie?
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That wouldn't be possible, sir.
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What?
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Back to work, you two.
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Get in there, Birkbeck.
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Cripes.
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Hey, Drew.
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Jack, what's up?
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Gates, I do for a break for another half
hour.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm here to see you.
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Oh, this is all so sudden.
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It's all right.
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No, I'm finding a job, huh, buddy?
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Nothing.
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I'm beginning to wonder if it's me.
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Hey, you lose that attitude right now,
mister.
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I've been in personnel almost eight years,
and I know for a fact that there's a job
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out there for everybody, no matter how
unskilled, uneducated, or unmotivated.
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Some of them work right here.
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You got anything open?
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Maybe.
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The least we can do is get you on file.
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Can I have your, uh, full name?
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You gonna check this out?
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I am now.
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Okay, it's the devil.
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T-H-E-D-E-V.
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Wait a second.
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Uh, could you slow down?
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My pen's out of blood.
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See, with a sense of humor like that, you're
about to get something sooner or later.
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Okay, full name, real one this time.
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That is my real name.
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I am the devil.
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Oh, that's funny, because your voice is a
lot higher than it is in my head.
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Come on, Drew.
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Put down the devil.
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Everything's under that name.
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Look, Jack, I'm really busy.
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I don't have time.
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It's not Jack.
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Jack's just a name I use these days to fit
in.
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Believe it or not, there
was a time when Beelzebub
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was as common as Jack,
but legally, it's the devil.
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Oh, look, come on.
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Let's see your driver's license.
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The devil.
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Jersey, huh?
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You know, I think with all that power,
you take a better picture.
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Where's your horns?
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You know, you have one bad hair day in the
13th century.
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All of a sudden, you've got horns.
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Well, I guess we can skip the
psychological profile.
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What, uh, what, what were your last jobs?
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Well, I've had my hand
in this and that, um, used
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car sales, the DMV, the
post office, and UNICEF.
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Nobody's all bad.
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Oh, you know, there's nothing
here for the, uh, Prince of
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the Arctis right now, but I'm
sure to keep my eyes open.
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Cool.
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Listen, I have to show the unemployment
office that I'm out looking.
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Would you mind, um, signing this piece of
paper?
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Oh, the devil wants me to sign something.
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That always turns out good.
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That, my friends, is why I always end by
saying, boys, what's the name of the game?
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Drew's a big jackass?
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No, it's bowling.
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This is nine ball.
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Oh, man.
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See, Oswald?
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Nobody beats saturated fats.
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You want to play another game?
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Case I hear you.
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Jeez, I hope she didn't go over that jack
guy.
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Does he have a van?
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I bet the devil has a really cool van.
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He's not the devil, Oswald.
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He's just some wacko who thinks he's the
devil.
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Kay, where have you been?
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Guys, you would not believe the day I've
had.
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Suddenly, I am the luckiest woman alive.
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Uh-oh.
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I'm buying Jack lunch, right?
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They forget to give us a receipt?
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I get it free.
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The devil, you say?
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Then, you know how bad I wanted the
apartment upstairs?
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The newlyweds are getting a divorce.
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They've been married a week.
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How lucky is that?
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Kay, and I think you better sit down.
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What's up?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, well, you know, uh, Jack came by my
cubicle today.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have said you'd help,
but he is such a sweet guy.
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Yeah, well, he's got a couple of quirks.
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Such as?
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He thinks he's the devil.
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He can be.
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No, he's serious.
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I checked it out.
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Today, I pulled a TRW report on the devil.
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What'd it say?
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Oh, not much.
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He's got five credit cards.
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He pays them all off every month.
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He's evil, I tell you.
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Evil!
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Come on, do not get off.
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He's just kidding around with you.
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No, he's not.
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This guy's even got his double name on a
check-cashing card at Pick and Pay.
264
00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:41,640
Good morning, Mr. Devil.
265
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,080
Paper.
266
00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:42,680
Plastic.
267
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,060
Human skin.
268
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,520
Okay, so he's got a dark sense of humor.
269
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:49,900
We all do.
270
00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:53,140
Oswald, remember your little joke when you
worked at the Oregon Bank?
271
00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:55,236
Hey, you want some onions with that liver?
272
00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:57,060
I didn't even make the lunch hour on that
job.
273
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,700
Look, I'm serious, Kate.
274
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,760
This guy's nuts.
275
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,680
Look, at least talk him tomorrow,
because if you don't, I will.
276
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,116
Yeah, you know, you're gonna take this
stuff serious.
277
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,356
I mean, we had a guy at Drug Co.
278
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:10,060
who said he was the president of the
company.
279
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,520
Let me just give you a little tip.
280
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,540
Corporate presidents don't spank you and
then drive off on a moped.
281
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,840
Oh, that's scary.
282
00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:47,870
And now we've gone beyond scary.
283
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,250
That's just upsetting.
284
00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,070
Bite me, dough girl.
285
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:56,790
Hey, uh, you're dating a guy called the
Devil and he addresses Joan of Arc.
286
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,490
You think he'd be once burned twice shy.
287
00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:03,490
You're bloody good, Carrie.
288
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,770
See, now you've joined in and had a bit of
fun.
289
00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:11,090
Everyone won't think you're such a tight
-hassed stick-in-the-mud buffoon, will they?
290
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,070
I didn't know they did, sir.
291
00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:14,010
And why would they?
292
00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:15,410
Delightful people carry on.
293
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:20,950
Hey, Kate.
294
00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,150
Great costume.
295
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,030
Finally get to wear the weekend clothes to
work, huh, Drew?
296
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,250
Bite me, bug boy.
297
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,310
I finished that security check on the
Devil, Drew.
298
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:34,750
The Devil's clean.
299
00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:37,210
So who do you want me to look up next,
Drew?
300
00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:38,510
The boogeyman?
301
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:41,450
Hey, look, it's three guys dressed like
Dilbert.
302
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,250
Hey, Jack.
303
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,650
Kate, you look hot.
304
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:48,530
Hey, Mimi.
305
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,750
Ready to go and watch it?
306
00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,610
Uh, wait a second, Kate.
307
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,950
Don't you have something you need to talk
to Jack about?
308
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:57,050
Ugh, I can't believe you're making me do
this.
309
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,210
Jack, would you tell Drew that you're
yanking his chain?
310
00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,350
He really thinks you believe you're the
Devil.
311
00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:03,530
Oh, man.
312
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,310
This always happens.
313
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:06,890
Because of the nickname, right?
314
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:08,710
Yeah, and because I am Satan.
315
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:09,970
Let's go to lunch.
316
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:11,690
What?
317
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:13,170
What is wrong?
318
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,439
What's wrong is that we've
been seeing each other for
319
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,210
weeks, you'd think this Devil
thing might have come up.
320
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,910
Look, I know it takes some getting used to,
and I'm sorry I lied, but it's no big deal.
321
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,010
No big deal?
322
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,250
I really liked you.
323
00:13:25,251 --> 00:13:27,990
You were the sweetest, most gentle guy
I've met in a long time.
324
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:29,970
Now I can't date you because you're in
that job.
325
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,550
Sorry, it doesn't work that way.
326
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:32,690
We have a deal.
327
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:33,210
A deal?
328
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:33,490
When?
329
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:34,070
What kind of deal?
330
00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:37,330
Remember the other day at lunch, you
said you'd sell your soul for a milkshake.
331
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,770
That was just an expression.
332
00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:39,970
I want a milkshake.
333
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:40,870
I want to be president.
334
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,110
I want a spot between Seinfeld and ER.
335
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,290
It's all the same thing.
336
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:45,590
It's a contract.
337
00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:46,390
You're stuck with me.
338
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,570
So what if I don't go along with our
little deal?
339
00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:50,130
What are you gonna do?
340
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,070
Follow me around and do creepy things?
341
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,070
The Devil does not follow.
342
00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:56,350
I am so far ahead of you.
343
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,290
Wherever you go, I'll already be there.
344
00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,670
It's gonna look like you're following me.
345
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,090
Oh, great.
346
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:02,670
You're just another jerk.
347
00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:03,250
Another jerk?
348
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:03,770
See?
349
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:05,390
Wow, that was pretty weird.
350
00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:05,530
Weird.
351
00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:06,530
Stop it.
352
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:07,730
Stop it.
353
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:08,810
True.
354
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,250
This is ridiculous.
355
00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:11,770
We're acting like he is the Devil.
356
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,446
Listen, I've dealt with guys like this
before.
357
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,926
If you don't need him or we're never gonna
get rid of him.
358
00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:17,150
And he hasn't done anything we can go to
the cops about.
359
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,290
Okay, mister.
360
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,650
I'll play along.
361
00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:23,210
In your little... Devil world.
362
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:25,950
What does it take to get someone out of
bondage?
363
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,850
You can exchange them for another soul.
364
00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:30,230
All right, take hers.
365
00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:32,890
Oh, man.
366
00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:34,670
It's bad enough down there as it is.
367
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,910
I read somewhere where you're a betting
man.
368
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:43,510
Why don't you and I play a little game of
nine ball for Kate's soul?
369
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:45,550
Ah, now that's interesting.
370
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:48,070
If I lose, I give up Kate's soul.
371
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:48,690
What if I win?
372
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,170
Oh, if you win.
373
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:53,350
You can keep me in middle management for
the rest of my life.
374
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:55,530
I've got news for you.
375
00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:56,610
No!
376
00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:00,030
Okay, look.
377
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,617
If I lose, you can have
Kate's soul, my soul, and
378
00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:06,331
I'll even throw in the
soul that Teppu just hired.
379
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:10,910
It's a deal.
380
00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:12,070
I'll see you tonight.
381
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:15,470
Soon, all your worldly desires will be
fulfilled.
382
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:18,590
Damn, I forgot the validate.
383
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,610
Drew, here's the files that...
384
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,330
you wish.
385
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:36,760
I want you, pal.
386
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,420
You are going down.
387
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:39,720
Down!
388
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,420
Oh, wait a minute.
389
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:40,780
Up.
390
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,060
You're going up.
391
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,100
Are you sure this is a good idea?
392
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:48,340
Shouldn't we just beat the crap out of him
and run?
393
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,720
We tried that before in third grade with
little Timmy Hawkins, remember?
394
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,776
Next thing you know, the devil's mom is
calling my mom.
395
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,896
I have to mow their lawn for a month.
396
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,240
None of the other kids in hell are allowed
to play with me.
397
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,260
Well, you better win, because if you
don't...
398
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:02,056
I'm never going to get this guy out of my
life.
399
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,680
Don't worry, Kate.
400
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,240
Nobody beats Drew on his own table.
401
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,396
Is there anything we can do?
402
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:06,596
Yeah, get that garlic out of here.
403
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,700
He's not a vampire, Oswald.
404
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,060
Oh, and I suppose the devil's above that
sort of thing.
405
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240
Okay, let's go.
406
00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,340
Jack, you break.
407
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,316
Make it a good one, because you're going
to need it.
408
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,340
Yeah.
409
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,700
The devil went down to Georgia.
410
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,460
He was looking for a soul to steal.
411
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,520
He was in a bag, but he was way behind.
412
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:27,721
He was willing to make a deal.
413
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:31,220
When he came across this young man's song
on the fiddle and playing it hot,
414
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,800
and the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
and said, boy, let me tell you why.
415
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,160
Okay, double or nothing.
416
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,680
I'm sure I can find a couple more souls.
417
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,040
Wow, you're going to sell out your
friends.
418
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600
It's fun, isn't it?
419
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:51,620
So, can I break again?
420
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:52,660
Hey, go ahead.
421
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,220
Thanks.
422
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,400
Hey, look, there's God.
423
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,800
My shot, my lord.
424
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,120
Now, stand back and I'll show you how mere
mortal cleans the devil's clock.
425
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,500
Yeah, buddy.
426
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,480
Size it up.
427
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,280
Come on, Drew.
428
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,600
You got it, buddy.
429
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,220
Yeah, okay.
430
00:17:18,221 --> 00:17:20,300
Look at that.
431
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,460
You're up.
432
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,000
Hang on, I got an idea, okay?
433
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:35,860
Say, Jack, did you know that a person pure
of heart can steal the devil's soul?
434
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:37,360
Got your soul.
435
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800
Got your soul.
436
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,300
No, you don't.
437
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:41,720
Oh, really?
438
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:42,080
Really?
439
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:42,640
What's this?
440
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,300
A thumb, moron.
441
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,320
Oh, the devil is no inner child.
442
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,560
It's sad, really.
443
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,560
Uh-oh, here we go.
444
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,960
I'm going to lose my soul.
445
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,280
Your soul?
446
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,872
How about that poor guy
at work, when ready time
447
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,761
tells him his ex -assignment's
a turtle damnation?
448
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,780
Well, I guess it's up to me to help with
the devil himself.
449
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,520
I'm not touching the devil.
450
00:18:13,521 --> 00:18:14,601
I'm not touching the devil.
451
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,760
The last guy who did that has to wipe a
fly's mouth for eternity.
452
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,620
It's your shot.
453
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:24,700
Okay, Kate, we'll do it your way.
454
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,500
Louis, hold him.
455
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,880
I'm going to sit on the devil's head and
see how he likes wearing a butt helmet.
456
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,540
Stupid.
457
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,660
Jack, what are you trying to prove here?
458
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:37,860
You want to be the devil?
459
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:38,760
You're the devil.
460
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,080
You could be good King Wenceslaus for all
I care.
461
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,600
I just want you to leave me alone.
462
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:43,060
Nope.
463
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:43,900
We have a contract.
464
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:46,180
Well, a real man wouldn't need a contract.
465
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:48,800
Excuse me?
466
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,160
What, are you afraid you're not man enough
for me without being the devil?
467
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,660
That's ridiculous.
468
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,060
That's it, isn't
469
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:06,280
it?
470
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,120
The only way you can get a woman is to
steal her soul.
471
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,340
I never thought of it like that.
472
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:21,780
Kate, if I hadn't been the devil,
just Jack, the ordinary guy you met by
473
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,800
accident in a bar, would you have kept
going out with me?
474
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,140
Well, sure, if you were really that guy.
475
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:30,220
Kate.
476
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,880
Yeah?
477
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,140
Who do you think invented the sensitive
guy routine?
478
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,320
Kiss me, I'm hurting.
479
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:40,820
All right, that's it.
480
00:19:40,821 --> 00:19:42,420
Oswald, hold my coat.
481
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,080
Kate's soul in the corner pocket.
482
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,040
The devil's about to take a virgin bride.
483
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,480
You've got my coat.
484
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,560
What'd you say?
485
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,840
Corner pocket in the virgin.
486
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,020
Kate is mine.
487
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,000
Did, uh, did Kate tell you she was a
virgin?
488
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,160
Yeah.
489
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,420
Is that a virgin?
490
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,120
If you're going to a virgin, take Lewis.
491
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,920
I can cook.
492
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,280
You told me you were a virgin.
493
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,760
Was I drinking?
494
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,340
Because, um, sometimes I'm a virgin when
I'm drunk.
495
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,340
Okay, all right.
496
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,100
Wait a minute.
497
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:24,260
There's some leeway here.
498
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,840
Have you ever...
499
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,340
Just a little bit.
500
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:33,980
Forget it!
501
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,280
I cannot believe you guys.
502
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,500
I met a nicer class of people in Gamora.
503
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,780
Hey, if you want a virgin, get out of
Cleveland.
504
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,100
Yeah.
505
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,080
You may not get a regular, but we got it
once.
506
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,880
Coming.
507
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:11,080
Ooh, scary costumes.
508
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,600
Oh, let's see what we got here.
509
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,020
Oh, chocolate bars.
510
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,460
You know, these are bad for your teeth.
511
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,067
Why don't I take these and
I'll give you some of these
512
00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:21,500
yummy granola bars my
doctor suggested that I eat.
513
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,320
What else we got?
514
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,700
Oh, no, this is trouble.
515
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:25,820
Taffy apples.
516
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,800
You know, these can have razor blades in
them.
517
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,795
I have an X-ray machine,
so I'll take these and I'll
518
00:21:30,796 --> 00:21:35,280
give you this can of tuna
and this exercise video.
519
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,020
You're welcome.
520
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,460
Happy Halloween.
521
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280
Coming.
522
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,200
Hope you have Abba's Abba's.
523
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Trick.
524
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,540
Or what?
525
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:51,900
Nothing.
526
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,360
Just trick.
527
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,320
I already bought that outfit.
528
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:57,860
That's for wearing it first.
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