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Good morning, Pig.
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Good morning, Mamie.
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Did you do something to your hair?
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My hair is exactly the same.
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Oh, well.
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I guess the snakes change colors.
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Well, that's odd.
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I thought weebles wobbled, but they didn't
fall down.
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What was that for?
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That was for snitching that I was late
yesterday.
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Okay, fair enough.
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Could you do me a favor and give me last
year's evaluations from the file cabinet?
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I'm not that stupid.
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You think I don't know that this thing's
been booby-trapped?
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That's for putting equal in my sugar.
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Well, the joke's on you, because now I get
to be barefoot all day long.
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Will you need some new shoes?
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I'll make you some.
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Now, where did I put my anvil?
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Here's your stupid file.
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You could have just printed out your own
copy.
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I already entered it in the computer.
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What?
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You've been messing with my computer?
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What did you do, plan a virus?
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No, I helped you open your own pig site,
www.big.pig.
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I'm warning you.
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Have you been screwing with this?
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Bite me.
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Bite me.
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Bite me.
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Don't call it.
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That's it.
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I'm not playing any more of your pity
games.
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I have work to do.
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Oh, man.
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Now we'll know if you touch all the
donuts.
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What's so funny?
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Nothing.
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I'm just smiling along with you.
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Oh, great.
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Now I need a wet nap.
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Well, I always keep a box
on hand, just in case my
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prayers are answered and it
starts raining baby back ribs.
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You mean in case you're
brown-nosing and you
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need to clean off your
portable boss seat?
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Just give me one, please.
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No, wait.
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Get your own.
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You know what?
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You deserve what I put in your top left
-hand drawer.
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Oh, yeah?
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You open it.
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Wimp.
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Ooh, a dirty magazine.
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Mimi, I'm so disappointed in you.
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Crazy glue injected into your wet naps in
a dirty magazine.
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And it must be my lucky day because your
fly's open.
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What?
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Why is it open?
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Yeah.
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I think the sales reports get in here now.
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Now I know what your weekends look like.
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Love
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evaluation time.
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Ask, prepare to be kissed.
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Drew, I know everyone's gonna be sucking
up to you today, but I'm just gonna be
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brutally honest, and I know that you're
gonna give me a fair evaluation.
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First of all, you're losing way too much
weight.
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You know, I'd be concerned about that too,
Kate.
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And second of all, you
should be careful how
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often you dull out that
thousand-watt smile.
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How's a gal supposed to concentrate on her
work?
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Is that why women turn their heads when I
walk by?
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And finally, with no disrespect to Denzel
Washington, you are the sexiest man alive.
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Hey, Kate?
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Yeah?
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You did pretty good, not cracking a smile
this year.
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Drew, I was being totally sincere.
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Gotta go.
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Looking hard, swine butt.
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Hey, you can't touch those.
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They're confidential.
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It's okay.
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna
look at them except the puff
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piece you wrote on your
little pencil holder, Lisa.
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Wait a minute, this is no Valentine.
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Needs to show more
maturity in the managerial area,
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occasionally lacks
patience, stupid and blind.
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I didn't write that.
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She's dating you, isn't she?
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Am I so mean today?
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Run out of Mimi Chow?
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Hey, Drew.
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Uh, thanks, Mimi.
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I'll take those papers right to the
recycling bin for you.
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Yeah, you mean these evaluations?
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Oh, look, here's Lisa's.
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I wonder what it says.
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Nice try, Mimi, but Lisa's much too secure
in her job to want to see her evaluation.
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Isn't that right, Lisa?
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Secure?
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Yes.
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Curious?
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Yes.
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Wishing I'd said yes last night.
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Maybe.
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No job's worth that, honey.
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You didn't write anything bad,
did you, Drew?
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No, in fact, I remember a little something
about asset to the company.
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I'll see you tonight for dinner.
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Oh, wait, you know, I can't.
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I'm going clothes shopping with Kate.
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Kate wants your advice on buying clothes?
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No, I want hers.
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We've been doing it every year since high
school.
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She even taught me what side of the gap to
shop on.
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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Actually, I just remembered I'm going
shopping with my friend Antonio tonight.
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He wants me to help him pick out a cup.
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Lisa, she's my best friend.
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Yeah, and I'm your girlfriend.
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Well, why does this have to make you so
crazy?
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Hey, don't call me crazy!
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Oh, honey, we're both getting a little
upset.
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I think it's time.
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Okay.
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What I like most about you is... your
sense of humor and your sexy voice.
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And what I like most about you is...
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you make me laugh, and you cry at movies.
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That'll do, pig.
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That's all he said.
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That'll do, pig.
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And you knew what he felt.
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But you just have a great time with Kate.
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But please, remember, things go on
clearance for a reason.
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Yeah.
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Like, I'm going to buy yellow spandex
pants again after all those papaya jokes.
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Hey, Drew.
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I found this basket on my desk,
and I'm allergic to muffins.
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Oh, you mean just like you were last year
on evaluation day.
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Oh, really?
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Is today evaluation day?
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I didn't know.
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I don't know.
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Let me check.
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Anyone have a pen I can borrow?
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Yep.
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It's today.
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Well, anyway, I figured, you know, you
being the greatest guy in the world and all.
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..
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Attention, office.
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The evaluations are already in
management's hands.
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There's no longer any reason to bootlick
Drew Carey.
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Here, give me a little hand off my basket,
Drew.
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Since you were allergic, allergic to tubby
hands on my basket.
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Drew, come on down.
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I don't want to.
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These pants have a problem.
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Oh, sure.
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Blame the pants.
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Come on.
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How bad could they look?
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Well, there was the famous MC Hammer pants
incident.
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And, of course, Drew was the last actual
member of members only.
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Okay, I'm coming down.
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What's wrong?
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They look great.
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Yeah, but they wrinkle weird.
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What do you mean wrinkle weird?
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I don't know.
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They kind of, you know, they tent.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm sure you're making a mountain out of a
mole here.
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Come on.
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Have a seat.
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Man, I've seen puppets before,
but that's a three-ring circus.
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Wow, is there still snow on top of it in
the summertime?
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We have to discuss
this, because I'm either
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taking them back or
I'm buying 20 more pairs.
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Who is it?
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Someone who needs more
maturity in the managerial
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area to be a greater
asset to the company?
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Well, the big top's coming down.
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Hey, guys.
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Drew, can I talk to you?
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Want to see what I can do with my new
pants?
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Drew, that evaluation you wrote questions
my home management technique.
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I don't think so.
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I think you're exaggerating.
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Oh, I exaggerate.
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Why didn't you put that in my evaluation?
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There wasn't any room after all the bad
stuff I put in there.
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Just because I'm your girlfriend,
you're worried that people will think
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you're playing favorite, so you're tougher
on me.
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Not exactly.
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Not exactly what?
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Not exactly.
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I was being honest.
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Sit down, Drew.
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Show her the trick.
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Look, I put some good things in there,
too, but I have to be objective.
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You know, I take my job seriously.
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Wow, you must really think I'm bad at my
job.
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And how can you call me immature?
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I wasn't the one in the bathtub yelling,
Hey, look, it's a jacuzzi.
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Look, come on, have a seat.
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The thing I like most about you is...
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I can see what you like best about me.
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That's it.
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Don't walk out on me.
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You're walking out of my pants.
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That is just great.
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That's just what Lisa and I need right
now.
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How did she get hold of her evaluation,
anyway?
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There's only one person diabolical enough
to have done this.
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Mimi Kate.
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Who do you think you'd be, Kate?
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I'm gonna get back at Mimi in a way she
will never forget.
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She's gonna rue the day she ever decided
to mess with Drew Carey.
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This is my independence day.
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Hey, Drew, I got a big day tomorrow night.
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I think I can borrow your pants.
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Gotta thank you, Chuck.
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I could have never read up Mimi's desk
like this all by myself.
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Careful with that, Drew.
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We wouldn't want those to detonate too
soon.
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I can't believe you had all these
instructions right off the internet.
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Yeah, you'd be surprised what you can pick
up in the teen chat room.
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Hey, that reminds me.
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I gotta log on and tell Brittany what
happened on 90210.
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Sorry, Drew.
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Lisa wouldn't take any of her gifts.
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But she did say she'd come up and see you.
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By the way, if you're
apologizing to somebody, you
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might want to give them
something better, chocolates.
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What?
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They're Belgian chocolates.
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No, Belgian chocolates.
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Imitation chocolate substitute.
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Man, I got them from the same guy who sold
me my brand-new Follex.
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Hello, Drew.
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Did you want to talk about
something work -related,
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or do you want to give
me a diamond norkless?
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Okay, I thought about what you said,
and you're right.
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Maybe I did
overcompensate just a little on
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your evaluation, because
you're my girlfriend.
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It's not just that.
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It's your job.
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I have to know sometimes you'd put me
first.
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It goes without saying I'd be there for
you.
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Hey, let's take the rest of the day off.
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We'll say we're sick.
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Today?
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I got some pranks I want to watch.
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Oh, so now you've got pranks that are more
important than me?
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I'm getting back at Mimi for showing you
your evaluation.
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She didn't show me my evaluation.
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Yes, she did.
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00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,480
No, she didn't.
261
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:21,096
Don't tell me Mimi didn't show your
evaluation.
262
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,600
I got trolls about to explode.
263
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,600
I walked into the sales manager's office
and asked to see my evaluation,
264
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:28,780
and he showed it to me.
265
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:29,700
Oh, my God.
266
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,460
I've got to get busy.
267
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:35,040
Honey, why don't you grab your coat and go
downstairs?
268
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:35,880
I'll be just a second.
269
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:36,420
Okay.
270
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,940
I can't believe we're doing this.
271
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,235
What I like most
about you is if anything
272
00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:43,221
explodes, at least I won't
be described as a loner.
273
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,280
Mimi, what happened to you?
274
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,380
None of your beeswax pinhead.
275
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,460
I'm trying to show some concern.
276
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,440
Obviously, you injured one of your hind
legs.
277
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,620
I hurt my leg running to get the bone.
278
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,480
It turns out my sister's been rushed into
emergency surgery.
279
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,940
She's probably under the knife right now.
280
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,800
Oh, Mimi, I'm so sorry.
281
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,183
Now, if you don't
mind, I'd like to be alone
282
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,861
with my thoughts
until the hospital calls.
283
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,020
Don't go behind your desk.
284
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,440
I mean, maybe you should just take the day
off.
285
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,460
I can't.
286
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,280
I used up all my sick days following kiss
on tour.
287
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:24,900
Well, uh, at least let me get you a more
comfortable chair.
288
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,400
Hey, you ready, Drew?
289
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:26,900
Almost.
290
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:27,940
Okay, I'll wait.
291
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,480
No, that's not necessary.
292
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,680
Look, uh, it'll only be a second.
293
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,500
Why don't you just go wait down in the
car?
294
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,264
Oh, by the way, I parked in
the sun, so you might want
295
00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:39,241
to put a towel down in
the car before you sit down.
296
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,540
You are so thoughtful.
297
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,740
Hang on, bud.
298
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,280
Hello?
299
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:50,340
Hello?
300
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,341
It's for you.
301
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,300
Of course it's for me.
302
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,400
It's my phone.
303
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,780
Keep your hands off my crap.
304
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,500
Oh, hi, Mom.
305
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,280
Yeah, I took her to the hospital.
306
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,676
They're going to do it right away.
307
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,700
Okay, bye.
308
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,140
Touch one more thing and you're going to
know how a popsicle feels.
309
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,360
Um, I was just taking your trolls over to
my desk, because I'm going to take the day
310
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:14,117
off, and I thought you
might like to sit closer to
311
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:18,920
the sun, because you're
such a beautiful flower.
312
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,920
No way, Drew.
313
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:23,720
I know you.
314
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,940
You probably got that rigged or something.
315
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,496
Uh, don't hurt yourself in and over.
316
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:27,960
Let me get that.
317
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:28,540
Hey, maybe.
318
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,236
Have you got a pen I can borrow?
319
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:30,680
I'm sure.
320
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:31,820
Uh, no, not that one.
321
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,960
It's empty.
322
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:34,340
$15,000, $14,000.
323
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,600
I got it.
324
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,200
I'm starting to like this.
325
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,700
Hello.
326
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
No, you idiot.
327
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,220
Wrong number.
328
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,620
Hey, by the way, uh, Henderson told me
about your sister.
329
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,540
Is there anything we could do for you?
330
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,400
Well, a little prayer wouldn't hurt.
331
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Insult man.
332
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,660
Insult man from Mimi Bobick from Drew
Carey.
333
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,040
Oh, my God, I forgot.
334
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,020
Hey, Drew.
335
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,720
Oh, you got to be Mimi.
336
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,369
That photo of you sitting
who's black and white, but
337
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,661
are those your eyelids or
two monkeys bending over?
338
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,680
Oh, look, Hal, I think that's enough,
okay?
339
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:17,600
Hey, hey, what?
340
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,340
Did the trailer park cancel the dance?
341
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,660
Good night, everybody.
342
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,100
Drive safely.
343
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,440
Look, everybody, I made a bad choice.
344
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,552
I scheduled all this stuff
yesterday to get back at
345
00:18:33,553 --> 00:18:37,080
Mimi for something it
turns out she didn't even do.
346
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:38,880
It's okay, Drew.
347
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,760
It's just that on this day of all days...
348
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,460
Drew, are you ever going to stop
tormenting this poor woman?
349
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,520
Yes, absolutely.
350
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:50,860
I am done.
351
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,400
Okay, now I'm done.
352
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,840
Mimi, I am so sorry.
353
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,340
Is there anything I can do to make it up
to you?
354
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,960
Well, you could work for me today.
355
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,500
Sure, anything you want.
356
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,720
Just stop crying, okay?
357
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:25,760
Oh, by the way, the hard drive crashed and
I have to re-enter everybody's everything.
358
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,240
What?
359
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,220
Oh, yeah, but cheer up.
360
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,600
My sister's in the hospital.
361
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,060
It's just for liposuction.
362
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,980
You made me pray for your sister's
liposuction?
363
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,600
And light a candle, because I'm going to
get a pedicure.
364
00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:48,210
Sorry, Jeremy.
365
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,050
You've got to wake up.
366
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,270
You could lose Lisa.
367
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,750
You left her in a car and forgot all about
her.
368
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,850
Yeah, look, I know I
messed up, but you know how
369
00:19:54,851 --> 00:19:56,791
hard I am working to
make this relationship work.
370
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,650
I just wish I knew if Lisa and I were
meant for each other.
371
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,490
There's no way to know.
372
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,710
I mean, how does anybody know what's going
to happen in, like, 20 years?
373
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:05,770
I know.
374
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:09,750
In 20 years, there'll be no cars,
no money, and sex will be with machines.
375
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,910
So, in other words, for you, almost
nothing will change.
376
00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:19,590
Look, you know, I'll be okay.
377
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,470
I'll just sleep on it tonight,
and by tomorrow, I'll know what to do.
378
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:26,670
Well, I don't think she's going to wait
outside till tomorrow.
379
00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:28,030
What do you mean, she's here?
380
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,210
Now?
381
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,630
Oh, do you want us to stay?
382
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:32,530
Yeah, we'll stay.
383
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:44,590
Yeah, we'll stay.
384
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:48,600
Lisa, you didn't have to do that.
385
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,400
You didn't have to bring me all the stuff
I left over at your house.
386
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,240
Well, I thought you might want these
things back.
387
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,520
Well, look, let me start by apologizing.
388
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,740
True, true.
389
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:03,940
It's not about that.
390
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,440
It's about... well, everything.
391
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,360
I guess there's only one thing left to do.
392
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,760
Move in together.
393
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:25,940
I think we should move in together.
394
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,160
You know, that's been our biggest problem,
is we just don't see enough of each other.
395
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,116
This way, we'll see each other all the
time.
396
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:34,180
You see, it'll be perfect.
397
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,600
We'll have to get along.
398
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:36,280
Get along?
399
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,280
Hell, we'll have to love each other.
400
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,596
Why don't we think of this before?
401
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:39,780
We've been too busy fighting.
402
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,760
Oh, this is going to be great.
403
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,320
Let's celebrate.
404
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,200
True.
405
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,860
The bedroom.
406
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:49,520
Oh, yeah.
407
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,700
Even better.
408
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960
True.
409
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,910
You will self-destruct in five seconds.
410
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:21,930
I'll pull.
411
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:22,450
Get me up.
412
00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:23,930
Move it.
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