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Boss over intercom: CAREY, WHAT
DID THE MEMO I GAVE YOU SAY?
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UH, IT SAYS, "ALL ANNUAL REPORTS
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GO DIRECTLY TO
MR. BELL'S OFFICE."
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AND THE ONE YOU DISTRIBUTED
TO THE ENTIRE STORE?
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AHEM.
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"ALL ANAL REPORTS GO
TO MR. BELL'S ORIFICE."
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BUT I'M SURE IT'S
JUST A TYPO, SIR.
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AND THE CC?
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O.K., THE CC TO "THE BIG
JACKASS" PROBABLY ISN'T A TYPO.
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BUT I'M TELLING YOU, BUDDY,
IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE.
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NO, I'M TELLING YOU.
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I WANT EVERY SINGLE
COPY THAT WENT OUT
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CORRECTED BY HAND!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY WHITE-OUT, SIR?
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I WANT SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE,
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AND I WILL GET IT
IF I HAVE TO TOSS
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EVERY ONE OF YOU
MALCONTENTS OUT ON YOUR EAR!
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PROBLEMS WITH THE BOSS
THIS MORNING, DIP-WAD?
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IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?
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OH, MY GOD! I SENT OUT A MEMO
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ABOUT EMPLOYEES SLACKING
OFF IN THE BATHROOM.
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HOLY COW!
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OH. IS IT THE ONE WITH
A PICTURE OF YOU?
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IT'S ANATOMICALLY CORRECT.
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I LEFT A BLANK.
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MR. BELL ACCIDENTALLY THREW A
CONFIDENTIAL MEMO AT ME. I'M IN THE LOOP!
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WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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OH, MY GOD.
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SOME DUTCH COMPANY'S
GOING TO BUY THE STORE.
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WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO
DO THAT? BUSINESS IS LOUSY.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THEY DO IT.
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THESE FOREIGN COMPANIES BUY UP FAILING
BUSINESSES, AND THEY TEAR THEM DOWN
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TO PUT UP SHOPPING
MALLS AND MAKE MILLIONS.
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WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO US?
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YOU AND ME PERSONALLY?
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WE'RE GOING TO GO
THROUGH ETERNITY
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LOCKED IN A DEATH GRIP
LIKE POPEYE AND BLUTO.
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THE REST OF THE
STORE GETS LAID OFF.
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CRAP! THIS IS THE
BEST JOB I EVER HAD.
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WELL, JUST... DON'T
TELL ANYBODY.
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WE DON'T WANT
TO START A PANIC...
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YET.
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YEAH. YOU'RE
RIGHT. DID YOU HEAR?
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THE DUTCH ARE BUYING THE STORE!
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AND THEY'RE GOING TO CLOSE IT!
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HEY, KATE, READY FOR LUNCH?
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DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
THE STORE'S IN DUTCH.
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THEY MAY HAVE TO SELL IT.
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WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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SHE SAID THE YOGURT IN THE
CAFETERIA'S DUTCH CHOCOLATE.
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OH.
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HEY, OSWALD,
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OH, I GOTTA GET MY COAT.
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WHERE WE GOING FOR LUNCH?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT STARSKY
AND HUTCH ARE IN THE CAFETERIA.
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YOU'RE KIDDING! OH, MY
GOD, DOES DREW KNOW?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DREW, THE DUTCH
ARE BUYING THE STORE!
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THEY'RE CLOSING IT!
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THAT'S OLD NEWS. STARSKY
AND HUTCH ARE IN THE CAFETERIA!
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COME ON, LET'S GO!
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON,
MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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YES, I KNOW YOU DON'T
HAVE A HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
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THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
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I WANT TO BE THE
HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
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SO, UH, WHO DOES YOUR HIRING?
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THE HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
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LET ME GUESS. YOU
DON'T HAVE ONE.
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GIVE ME THE MANAGER.
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MY FIRST ACT AS
HEAD OF PERSONNEL
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IS GONNA BE TO FIRE THIS GUY.
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HA HA HA! DON'T YOU THINK
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YOU SHOULD JUST FAX
THESE PEOPLE YOUR RESUMÉ?
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AH, LISA, I BALANCE MY DESK
WITH PEOPLE'S RESUMÉS.
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I DID THAT, BUT IT'S ALSO GOOD
TO HAVE SOME PERSONAL CONTACT.
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MMM. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN
SO BUSY LOOKING FOR WORK,
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WE HAVEN'T HAD MUCH MUCH
TIME FOR PERSONAL CONTACT.
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LOOK, YOU ALREADY
HAVE GOOD JOB OFFERS.
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IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO BE HORNY.
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NO, NOT YOU, SIR.
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I WAS CALLING REGARDING
THE HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
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YES, I KNOW YOU DON'T
HAVE A HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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YOU DIDN'T TRANSFER ME.
YOU'RE THAT SAME JERK!
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WAIT TILL THE
DUTCH COME CALLING.
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THEN THE WOODEN
SHOE'S ON THE OTHER FOOT!
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YOUR PHONE MANNERS
ARE IMPECCABLE, DREW.
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I THINK A XEROX OF YOUR ASS
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WOULD BE A NICE FOLLOW-UP.
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I HAVE ONE ON FILE FROM '82,
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BUT MY ASS HAS DONE
MUCH MORE SINCE THEN.
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THERE'S NOTHING ON THE
NEWS ABOUT THE DUTCH BUYOUT.
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IF SOMETHING WERE GOING ON,
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DON'T YOU THINK
WE'D HEAR ABOUT IT?
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I DON'T KNOW. THEY'RE
SLY ONES, THE DUTCH.
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EVER NOTICE HOW SOMETIMES
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THEY CALL THEIR
COUNTRY "HOLLAND"
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AND THEN OTHER TIMES
IT'S "THE NETHERLANDS"?
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WHO ARE THEY HIDING FROM, HUH?
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PEOPLE LIKE YOU, MY FRIEND.
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YOU KNOW, THE DUTCH
OWN MORE OF THIS COUNTRY
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THAN THE JAPANESE.
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BUT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT IT,
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BECAUSE THEY SNEAK IN UNNOTICED.
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IN FACT, ONE OF
US COULD BE DUTCH,
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AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
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ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS!
I'M A DUTCHMAN!
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BUT ONLY 10%,
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AND I THINK THE 50%
OF ME THAT'S GERMAN
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ALREADY STOMPED IT OUT.
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FIRST THEY BUY UP OUR COUNTRY,
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THEN THEY RUIN MY LIFE.
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I'D LIKE TO TELL
THEM A THING OR TWO,
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THOSE GOUDA-EATING,
TULIP-SUCKING,
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17th-CENTURY-DOMINATED
CLOGHEADS!
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THEY CAN KISS MY FINE
WHITE NETHERLANDS.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY CAN DO.
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HEY.
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HEY, KATE. HOW'S THE
JOB HUNTING GOING?
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I'VE BEEN OFFERED SEVERAL
EXECUTIVE POSITIONS,
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BUT I CAN'T DECIDE WHERE
I WANT TO WORK MORE...
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THE FRYER, THE
GRILL, OR THE WINDOW.
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THERE AREN'T THAT
MANY SALES JOBS
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IN THE NICER STORES.
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I HAVE 3 EX-SALESMEN
HAULING BOXES FOR ME
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IN MY MOVING COMPANY RIGHT NOW.
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ROOM FOR ONE
MORE, PUMPKIN PANTS?
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LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.
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WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK
I'M TOUGH ENOUGH?
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NO, I JUST WANT TO
HOLD YOUR HANDS
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SO YOU CAN'T HIT ME
WHEN I TELL YOU NO.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK
IN A MOVING COMPANY.
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IT'S A STEP BACK.
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AWW.
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SEE YA.
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YOU SAID NO FIRST!
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WOULD YOU GUYS CALM DOWN?
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JUST BECAUSE THE
DUTCH BOUGHT THE STORE
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DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE
GONNA CLOSE IT.
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BUT I'VE SEEN IT
HAPPEN TOO MANY TIMES.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET
CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN.
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NOBODY WANTS THAT, DREW.
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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I'VE BEEN ALL DAY ON THE PHONE,
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TRYING TO FIND A JOB AT
ANOTHER DEPARTMENT STORE.
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I DON'T WANT TO START
BACK AT THE BOTTOM
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JUST TO WORK MY WAY BACK UP
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TO THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM.
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HEY, I JUST HAULED
A BUNCH OF BOXES
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OVER TO THE I-X CENTER.
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YOU KNOW, THEY'RE HAVING A
SMALL BUSINESS EXPO THERE,
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YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK THAT OUT.
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HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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HELLO.
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WHAT? HEAD OF PERSONNEL?
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THAT'S GREAT! FOR WHAT SALARY?
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THAT'S WONDERFUL!
WHAT'S THE LOCATION?
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MORONVILLE?
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YOU'RE THE SAME JERK!
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IT'S PITCH BLACK,
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AND IT'S THE ONLY PLACE
IN THIS CRAZY WORLD
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WHERE YOU CAN TRULY BE
ALONE WITH YOUR THOUGHTS.
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I GOT TO TRY THIS.
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
CLOSE THE DOORS
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ON A PORT-A-POTTY?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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OH, MY GOD, LEWIS,
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YOU'VE AGED!
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YOU LOOK SO GROTESQUE!
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YOU WERE ONLY IN THERE
A SECOND, YOU IDIOT!
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OH, GEE, I FORGOT TO
TURN THE OXYGEN ON AGAIN.
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WELL, I'M SURE SOMETIMES
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WHEN YOU WERE A KID,
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YOU FORGOT TO TAKE
YOUR LUNCH TO SCHOOL.
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NOPE. SOMETIMES I
FORGOT TO GET DRESSED,
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BUT I NEVER FORGOT MY LUNCH.
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I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER
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HOW MUCH MORE FUN IT
WAS TO PLAY AT RECESS
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THAN TO EAT YOUR SCHOOL LUNCH.
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BOY, YOU ARE TALKING
FRENCH HERE, LADY.
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WELL, KIDS LOVE THE IDEA
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OF LUNCH IN A HELIUM BALLOON.
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IT'S FUN!
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AND IT COULD KEEP YOUR CHILD
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FROM DROWNING!
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HEY, IS THAT CAKE IN THE
BALLOON OVER THERE?
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OH, HEY, LOOK!
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IT'S THE HINDENBURGER.
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I HAD A MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE LUNCHBOX.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO
BE THE STRONG MAN.
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DREW, DID YOU BITE THAT BALLOON?
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NO!
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AND I RESENT THE ALLEGATION!
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HEY, DREW.
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MY FAVORITE WAS THE ROCKET
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THAT SHOOTS GARBAGE INTO ORBIT.
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GREAT SLOGAN...
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"SHOOT YOUR CRAP INTO SPACE."
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HEY, LOSER...
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AND FRIENDS OF THE LOSER
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WHO ARE LOSERS BY ASSOCIATION.
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HEY, MIMI, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OR DO YOU QUALIFY
AS A SMALL BUSINESS?
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I FOUND ANOTHER MEMO.
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IT'S ONLY 2 MORE WEEKS
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BEFORE THERE'S
TULIPS ON THE DESKS
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AND PROSTITUTES IN THE WINDOWS.
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MAN, I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME.
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HEY, IS THAT CAKE
IN THAT BALLOON?
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO HERE?
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BARTENDER, THE USUAL.
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ARE YOU GUYS INTERESTED
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IN STARTING YOUR OWN BUSINESS,
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OR ARE YOU JUST
SUCKING UP MY SAMPLES?
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SORRY, IT'S JUST GREAT BEER.
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IT REALLY IS GOOD.
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YEAH.
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SO DO YOU BREW THESE
IN THESE LITTLE TANKS?
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HOW MUCH DOES ONE COST?
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I COULD START YOU OFF
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WITH ONE OF THOSE
SMALL BARRELS BACK THERE,
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THAT'D COST YOU ABOUT 100 BUCKS.
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BOY. BREW YOUR OWN BEER, HUH?
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BEER, BEER, BEER.
HEY, WE LIKE BEER.
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YEAH. YEAH.
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EVERYBODY LIKES BEER.
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YOU GUYS THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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YEAH, GET AS MUCH
OFF THIS GUY AS WE CAN
233
00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:02,385
AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
234
00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:03,886
MICROBREWING'S BIG RIGHT NOW.
235
00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,821
WE ALL DRINK GREAT LAKES BEER.
236
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,823
THAT STARTED OUT
IN SOMEBODY'S HOUSE.
237
00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:10,092
WE PULL THIS OFF, IT
COULD SUPPORT ALL OF US.
238
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,427
HEY. HERE'S MY 100 BUCKS.
239
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,163
I'M STARTING A BUSINESS.
240
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,098
THIS'LL JUST ABOUT
COVER YOUR TAB.
241
00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,567
THOSE BARRELS BACK THERE
242
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ARE JUST FOR PERFECTING
THE FLAVOR OF A BEER.
243
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,637
IF YOU WANT TO BREW
BEER FOR PROFIT,
244
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,472
YOU NEED ONE OF THESE
BIG BABIES BACK HERE.
245
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WHOA. WHOA.
246
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RUNS ABOUT 15,000.
247
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IF WE HAD 15,000,
WE COULD ALL RETIRE.
248
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YOU KNOW, $15,000
DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD
249
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FOR STARTING A BUSINESS.
250
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,754
IF WE ALL PITCHED IN
A LITTLE SOMETHING,
251
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,489
I COULD TAKE OUT A
LOAN ON MY HOUSE.
252
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,091
DREW, YOU CAN'T LOSE THAT HOUSE.
253
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,260
YOU SAID IT'S THE ONLY PLACE
254
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WHERE YOU CAN GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
255
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YOU'VE WORKED YOUR WHOLE LIFE
256
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,697
TO BUILD UP EQUITY
IN THAT HOUSE.
257
00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,599
YOU'LL RISK IT ALL FOR BEER?
258
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,669
OOH, IS YOUR MOTHER
GOING TO SLAP YOU.
259
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,138
LOOK, I'M TIRED
OF PLAYING IT SAFE.
260
00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,506
IF I'M GOING TO HAVE
MY OWN BUSINESS,
261
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,507
I'M GONNA TAKE A RISK.
262
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,410
I SEE YOU FOUND
THE BAL-LUNCH TABLE.
263
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,801
BITE ME, DOUGH BOY!
264
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,323
O.K. EVERYONE TAKE A SIP
265
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,148
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU
THINK THE FLAVOR IS.
266
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MMM... MMM...
267
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TINGLING. HOT.
268
00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,464
BURNING.
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FIRE.
270
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,658
YES. IT'S TABASCO BEER.
271
00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:34,176
I CALL IT... TA-BEER-SCO.
272
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OSWALD, NOBODY'S
GOING TO BUY A BEER
273
00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,612
THAT SETS THEIR MOUTH ON FIRE.
274
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,769
I KNOW.
275
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WATER!
276
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,852
WE'LL MAKE OUR
MONEY ON THE WATER.
277
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,987
OVER THERE.
278
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,623
OH, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY HOUSE.
279
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,058
NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT.
280
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,927
HEY... HEY, I'VE GOT IT.
281
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,528
TIDY BEER. HUH?
282
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,629
IT'S BLUE,
283
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,554
AND WHEN YOU THROW
UP, IT CLEANS THE TOILET.
284
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,970
I'M GOING TO LOSE MY HOUSE!
285
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,439
NO, DREW, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LOSE YOUR HOUSE,
286
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,674
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
287
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,208
AND I HAVE A GREAT
MARKETING IDEA...
288
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,710
JAY WILL BE THE SPOKESMODEL.
289
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,144
HE IS?
290
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,145
I WENT TO A BUNCH OF BARS
291
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,647
AND ASKED THE GUYS
IF THEY'D BUY BEER
292
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,215
WITH A MAN ON THE LABEL.
293
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,483
A LOT OF THEM WEREN'T SURE,
294
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,484
BUT THEN I WENT TO ONE BAR,
295
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,054
ALL THE GUYS SAID YES.
296
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,789
HEY, BABY.
297
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:20,957
HI!
298
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,959
ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT IT.
299
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,460
I'M NOT A MARKETING GENIUS,
300
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,527
BUT I'VE COME UP
WITH A CONTAINER
301
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:26,562
FOR OUR BEER.
302
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,998
WHAT IS MORE TRUSTWORTHY, WARM,
303
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,566
AND FAMILIAR THAN...
304
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,056
A MILK CARTON?
305
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:37,194
OH, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY HOUSE.
306
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,143
THEY PUT EVERYTHING
IN MILK CARTONS...
307
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,545
ORANGE JUICE, CANDY,
PANCAKE BATTER.
308
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,047
AND IT'S RECYCLABLE.
309
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,049
BUT IT'S A MILK CARTON!
310
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,884
LITTLE KIDS CAN'T READ.
311
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,552
"HEY, CAN TIMMY
COME OUT AND PLAY?"
312
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:51,887
"NO, I'M SORRY, HONEY.
313
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,222
"HE JUST HAD A BOWL OF CEREAL,
314
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,712
AND HE'S HAMMERED."
315
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,893
I SUPPOSE YOU GUYS CAME UP
316
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,996
WITH THE PERFECT FLAVOR BEER.
317
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,764
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE.
318
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,332
THIS IS MY LAST BREW,
319
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,157
AND I THINK IT'S MY BEST YET.
320
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,439
OH!
321
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,674
OHH!
322
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:15,044
OH, MY GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
323
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,980
WELL, IF YOU HAD
BOTHERED TO SWALLOW,
324
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,481
YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN
325
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,673
THAT THERE IS NO
AFTERTASTE WHATSOEVER.
326
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,359
HEY!
327
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:33,417
THE ROTTEN EGG TASTE IS GONE!
328
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,766
HOW CAN YOU TASTE ANYTHING?
329
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,800
YOU KEEP TAKING A SIP OF COFFEE
330
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:38,934
BETWEEN EVERY SIP OF BEER.
331
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,569
IT'S LATE. I'M TRYING
TO STAY AWAKE.
332
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,071
YOU KNOW, THEY GO WELL TOGETHER.
333
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,095
MAKES THE BUZZ LAST LONGER.
334
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,476
HEY...
335
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,478
DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT, DREW.
336
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,035
I'M NOT A PORK CHOP.
337
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,151
NO. COFFEE AND BEER.
338
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,652
COFFEE-FLAVORED BEER!
339
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,320
THAT'S PERFECT!
340
00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,421
COFFEE AND BEER!
341
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,456
I GOT TO PEE JUST
THINKING ABOUT IT.
342
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,926
WE GOT TO HAVE A NAME.
343
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,227
WHY DON'T WE CALL IT
344
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,929
"DREW PUT HIS HOUSE ON THE LINE
345
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,030
SO HE NAMES THE BEER."
346
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,065
NO. NO.
347
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,033
OR WE COULD CALL IT DREW BREW.
348
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,101
NO. NO.
349
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,103
WHAT ABOUT JAVA BEER?
350
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,938
DREW BREW.
351
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,039
NO.
352
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,442
CAP-BEER-CHINO!
353
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,333
DREW BREW!
354
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:25,214
BUZZ BEER.
355
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,682
BUZZ BEER.
356
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,817
NOW I'VE GOT THE SLOGAN.
357
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,653
STAY UP AND GET
DRUNK ALL OVER AGAIN!
358
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:32,654
WHOO! WHOO!
359
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:33,778
BUZZ BEER!
360
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,770
SO, IT'S THE BIG DAY.
361
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,338
YOU READY TO GET FIRED?
362
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,340
HEY, WHAT A COMPLETE OUTFIT.
363
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,298
YOU'RE EVEN WEARING
DUTCH BOY PAINT.
364
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,548
LISTEN, WHEN THEY
CLOSE THIS DUMP,
365
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,750
I WANT TO BE SURE
I GET TRANSFERRED
366
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,651
TO ONE OF THEIR OTHER DUMPS.
367
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,786
I DON'T NEED THAT,
368
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,321
'CAUSE I GOT BIGGER
THINGS BREWING.
369
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,923
GOOD-BYE, MIMI.
370
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,491
UH, YOU KNOW,
371
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,692
I JUST WANT TO SAY
372
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,128
THAT I KNOW WE'VE
TEASED EACH OTHER A LOT
373
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,896
OVER THE LAST YEAR,
AND I TRULY HOPE
374
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,966
THAT YOU LIVE A
LONG, MISERABLE LIFE.
375
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,701
YOU KNOW, THIS POSSIBLY BEING
376
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,771
THE LAST DAY AND ALL,
I OUGHT TO TELL YOU
377
00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,873
I LEFT YOU A FEW
LITTLE SURPRISES
378
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,977
THAT YOU HAVEN'T, YOU
KNOW, TRIGGERED YET.
379
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,445
MIMI, THERE'S NOT A
THING YOU'VE DONE
380
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,314
THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
381
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,315
WELL, FIRST OFF,
382
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,620
I BEEN SPITTING
IN THE COFFEE POT.
383
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,053
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
384
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,688
OTHER PEOPLE DRINK
FROM THAT COFFEE POT.
385
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,091
FRIENDLY FIRE.
386
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,760
OH, THE OTHER
THING I'VE BEEN DOING
387
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,461
IS THREATENING THE PRESIDENT
388
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,462
IN YOUR NAME.
389
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,464
OH, AND HERE'S THE BIGGIE.
390
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,991
OH! IT'S AWAKE.
391
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,263
AW, MIMI, YOU GAVE
ME YOUR FIRSTBORN.
392
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,213
UH, LASHONDRA,
393
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,247
COULD YOU CALL ANIMAL
CONTROL, PLEASE?
394
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,271
THANK YOU.
395
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,453
ACTUALLY, THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING I DID TO YOU.
396
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,621
REST YOUR HANDS ON THE HOME KEYS
397
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,811
AND LOOK AT THE SCREEN.
398
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:20,996
SEE YA!
399
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,455
MIMI!
400
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,435
Boss: PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!
401
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,459
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
402
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,215
GOOD ONE, PIG.
403
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,216
WELL, YOU GOT TO GET UP
404
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,384
PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING...
405
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,053
TO PUT ON ALL THAT MAKEUP
406
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,409
AND GET HERE BY 9:00.
407
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,492
DREW.
408
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,394
THEY FAXED OVER
YOUR LOAN PAPERS.
409
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,528
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN.
410
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,897
ARE YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO DO THIS?
411
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:55,998
ARE YOU KIDDING?
412
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,933
THIS IS THE PAPER
THAT'LL SET ME FREE.
413
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,903
STAY AWAY FROM THE
FILE CABINET, KATE.
414
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,439
MIMI?
415
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,364
NO, IT'S SOMETHING
SHE PUT IN THERE.
416
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,880
RIGHT THIS WAY,
MR. VAN HOUTEN, SIR.
417
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,114
BY THE WAY,
418
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,250
I HAVE THIS KEYBOARD
ATTACHED TO MY HANDS
419
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,573
SO I'LL ALWAYS BE WORKING.
420
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,492
MR. CAREY, I'M PAUL VAN HOUTEN
421
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,450
FROM VAN HEUSEN, VAN
HORTON, AND VAN HALEN.
422
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,730
UH-HUH.
423
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,934
I WAS INFORMED OF THE
HUMOR OF THAT COMMENT
424
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,435
BY MY TRANSLATOR.
425
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,438
PERHAPS I SHOULDN'T HAVE
TRUSTED AN EAST GERMAN
426
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,908
TO POLISH MY ZINGERS.
427
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:42,044
YOU HAVE A LOT OF
NERVE COMING IN HERE,
428
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,112
BUYING THINGS UP,
429
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,780
AND PUTTING ALL THESE
PEOPLE OUT OF WORK.
430
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,916
ACTUALLY, WE'VE DECIDED
TO KEEP EVERYONE
431
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:47,950
BELOW MANAGEMENT.
432
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,619
ARE YOU BELOW MANAGEMENT, MISS?
433
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,121
YOU BET I AM!
434
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,622
HIGH FIVE!
435
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,812
OOH!
436
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,893
OOH, I'M SO SORRY.
437
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,029
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIGH-FIVE ME.
438
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,463
OH? YEAH.
439
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,619
OH!
440
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,304
YOU'RE A REGULAR AMERICAN.
441
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,627
GOOD. VERY... VERY GOOD.
442
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,642
SO YOU'RE FIRING ALL
OF MANAGEMENT, HUH?
443
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,709
WELL, THAT'S FINE,
444
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,278
'CAUSE YOU SEE THIS
PAPER HERE, DUTCHY?
445
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,346
THIS PAPER SAYS
446
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,513
I DON'T NEED THIS JOB ANYMORE.
447
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,548
I'M GOING TO START
MY OWN BUSINESS
448
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,549
I'M GONNA BE SO SUCCESSFUL,
449
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,384
I'LL BUY AND SELL
PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
450
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,885
YOU'RE NOT FIRED.
451
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,421
WE'RE INTERVIEWING MANAGEMENT
452
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,922
AND DECIDING WHO WE'RE KEEPING
453
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,790
ON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS.
454
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,292
OH, THANK GOD!
455
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,361
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
456
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,795
I MORTGAGED MY HOUSE
ON SOME BEER SCHEME,
457
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,397
AND I'LL NEED A STEADY PAYCHECK.
458
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,498
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF IT'S GONNA WORK.
459
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,434
IT'S A CRAZY BEER AND
COFFEE CONCOCTION.
460
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,935
THAT'S NOT SO CRAZY.
461
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,437
I'VE HEARD THAT HEINEKEN
462
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,939
IS RELEASING A WHOLE
LINE OF COFFEE BEERS.
463
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,741
THEY SHOULD BE IN
THE STORES SHORTLY.
464
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:47,943
WHAT?
465
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:52,047
SEE? WE DO HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR.
466
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,304
LET ME SEE FIVE ON THAT.
467
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,258
NOW LET'S GET ON
WITH THE INTERVIEW.
468
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,027
THE BIGGEST QUESTION
469
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,363
IS WHY HAVE YOU
BEEN IN THE SAME JOB
470
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,864
FOR 7 YEARS?
471
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,367
I WAS TAUGHT THAT
IF YOU WORK HARD,
472
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,634
YOU'LL GET AHEAD.
473
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,969
BOY, I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD,
474
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:14,970
BUT I CAN'T GET ANYWHERE
475
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,538
BECAUSE NOBODY
EVER LEAVES THIS PLACE.
476
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,641
HELL, NOBODY EVEN EVER DIES.
477
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,176
FOR A BUNCH OF
BEEF-EATING MIDWESTERNERS,
478
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,512
WE SURE HOLD OUT A LONG TIME.
479
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,547
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE?
480
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:29,118
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
481
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,221
MY MOM USED TO TAKE
ME HERE WHEN I WAS A KID.
482
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,855
IF YOU FLUSH ALL
THE TOILETS AT ONCE,
483
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,024
YOU CAN GET SCALDING WATER
484
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,168
OUT OF THE DRINKING FOUNTAINS.
485
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,828
YOU MAKE A LOOP AROUND TWICE
486
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,031
AND YANK REAL HARD.
487
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,688
WOW! THAT'S LEGAL IN AMSTERDAM?
488
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,837
THIS BEER THING...
489
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,539
ARE YOU REALLY
GOING THROUGH WITH IT?
490
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,108
YEAH. I FIGURE WHAT THE HELL?
491
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,443
IT'S TIME I TRIED
SOMETHING CRAZY.
492
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,644
I RESPECT THAT.
493
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,380
I ALWAYS WANTED TO
DO SOMETHING CRAZY.
494
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,448
BUT YOU'LL FORGIVE ME
495
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,450
IF I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SUCCESSFUL,
496
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,218
BECAUSE I'D LIKE YOU
TO STAY WITH US HERE
497
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,953
AT WINFRED-LOUDER.
498
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,788
YOU MEAN I CAN KEEP MY JOB?
499
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,590
OH, THANK YOU, HERR SIR!
500
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,592
IS THERE ANYBODY
YOU'RE NOT KEEPING?
501
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,116
JUST ONE.
502
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,203
I SEE YOU FINALLY
GOT THE KEYBOARD
503
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,227
OFF YOUR HAND.
504
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,629
YOU'RE PAYING FOR THIS, IDIOT.
505
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,910
AT LEAST I CAN PAY FOR IT.
506
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,745
I STILL HAVE MY JOB.
507
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,147
SO DO I, PIG.
508
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,215
THE DUTCH BOYS JUST TOLD ME
509
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,316
THEY'RE KEEPING ME ON.
510
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,074
I LAUGHED AT THAT
STUPID VAN HALEN THING.
511
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,744
WELL, IF YOU'RE
NOT FIRED, WHO IS?
512
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,902
MR. BELL?
513
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,937
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, CAREY?
514
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:59,029
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU
NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE.
515
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,411
OH, MY GOD!
516
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,878
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?
517
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,448
AMSTERDAM IS THE CITY OF WHORES,
518
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,451
AND THEY ACCUSE
ME OF PHILANDERING!
519
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,087
SO YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S GETTING FIRED?
520
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,990
NO. NO, I'M JUST TAKING
ALL MY POSSESSIONS
521
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,592
FOR A LITTLE RIDE.
522
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,294
SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
REPHRASE THAT QUESTION
523
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,684
MORE STUPIDLY?
524
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,965
JUST HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
525
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,967
THERE'S A FEW THINGS I'VE
WRITTEN DOWN TO SAY TO YOU
526
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,504
IN THE EVENT OF
YOUR EARLY DEMISE!
527
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,506
REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED, CAREY?
528
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,197
DID THE WIZARD GIVE
YOU SOME COURAGE?
529
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,846
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
530
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,348
LET'S SEE.
531
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,350
OH, THAT'S KIND OF SPITEFUL.
532
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,985
NEVER MET YOUR MOTHER.
533
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,177
A DATED SADDAM
HUSSEIN REFERENCE.
534
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,626
YOU KNOW WHAT?
535
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,461
YOU JUST LOST A JOB,
AND IT'S HARD OUT THERE.
536
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,462
GOOD LUCK.
537
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,497
THANKS, CAREY.
538
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:56,998
I APPRECIATE THAT.
539
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,234
BY THE WAY,
540
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,778
YOU SHAKE HANDS
LIKE A LITTLE BALLERINA.
541
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,407
AH, YOU KNOW, SIR,
AS A PARTING GESTURE,
542
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,310
I'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU A
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.
543
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,379
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DOING THIS.
544
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,446
WHAT A WIMP!
545
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:14,249
IT'S CALLED BEING
THE BIGGER MAN, MIMI.
546
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,784
IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN THE TOP DRAWER
547
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,152
OF THE FILE CABINET.
548
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,453
HELP YOURSELF.
549
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,488
I'LL RACE YOU TO THE PLACE
550
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,722
WE'RE GONNA SAY WE'RE GONNA BE
551
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,112
AFTER THIS HAPPENED.
552
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,794
NOW THAT WE'RE GONNA
BE BREWING BEER AT HOME,
553
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,396
YOU WON'T HAVE TO
SPEND ALL YOUR TIME HERE.
554
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,532
I DON'T SPEND SO MUCH TIME HERE.
555
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:31,867
HERE'S YOUR... YEAH, THANKS.
556
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,001
HEY, YOU HUNGRY FOR... YEAH.
557
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,036
HOW ABOUT A... NO.
558
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,971
NO. AND ONE FOR YOUR...
559
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,138
HERE IT IS...
560
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,941
THE FIRST BATCH OF BUZZ BEER!
561
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:39,975
WHOO! WHOO!
562
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,410
BUZZ BEER ALL AROUND.
563
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,179
ALL RIGHT.
564
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,313
OW!
565
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,915
I THOUGHT YOU TOLD
ME THIS WAS TWIST-OFF.
566
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:47,983
OTHER WAY.
567
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:49,051
OH.
568
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,552
HERE'S TO BUZZ BEER.
569
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:53,488
NOW YOU CAN DRINK AND
OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY.
570
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,491
NOW WHAT WE NEED IS A JINGLE.
571
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:57,492
HMM.
572
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,260
OH, HERE'S ONE.
573
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:01,229
HEY! OH, HEY!
574
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,799
♪ WE'VE GOT A NEW BEER ♪
575
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,468
♪ AND I BREW IT
WITH MY FRIENDS ♪
576
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,503
♪ THE NAME IS BUZZ BEER ♪
577
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:11,640
♪ THE ONE YOU
DUNK DOUGHNUTS IN ♪
578
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,209
♪ IT'S GOT THAT BE-AN ♪
579
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,079
♪ AND IT'S GOT CAFFEINE ♪
580
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,580
♪ BUZZ BEER ♪
581
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,016
♪ STAY UP, GET DRUNK AGAIN! ♪
582
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,008
♪ I SAID AGAIN ♪
583
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,121
♪ BUZZ BEER ♪
584
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:33,795
♪ STAY UP, GET DRUNK AGAIN ♪♪
585
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,797
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
586
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,941
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