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MY POOR SISTER.
THERE'S NO WORSE HELL
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THAN WHEN YOUR
MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE
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WHO YOU'RE DATING.
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SO WHAT HAVE YOU TOLD
YOUR FOLKS ABOUT ME?
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OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.
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YOU HAVEN'T TOLD THEM.
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CALL YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW.
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THEY LIVE IN FLORIDA.
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DO IT... NOW.
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OH...
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THIS IS CRAZY. SHE'LL
MISS HER STORIES.
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HI, MOM? IT'S DREW.
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YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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LISTEN, I MET A GIRL,
AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
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NO, NOT JUST IN MY EYES.
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I'LL PUT YOU ON SPEAKER...
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NO, NO, NO...
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MOM?
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HE SAYS HE MET SOMEONE, GEORGE.
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HE'LL PROBABLY DO THAT
FAKE GIRL VOICE AGAIN.
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NO. I'M REAL. HI, MRS. CAREY.
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OH, THAT'S REAL CONVINCING.
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HEY, SHE LIKES YOU.
LET'S GO TO LUNCH.
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NO. I... I DON'T FEEL
LIKE EATING NOW.
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YOUR MOM THOUGHT I WAS A GUY.
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I WOULDN'T FEEL SO BAD,
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BUT IT'S NOT THE FIRST
TIME IT'S HAPPENED TO ME.
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN', SO
DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪
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♪ WELL, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
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♪ AND GOT ME SOME RIBS ♪
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♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
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♪ AND I GOT ME SOME RIBS ♪
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♪ I'M TALKIN' EXTRA
SAUCE ON THE SIDE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M A RIB MAN ♪
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♪ HEY! ♪
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♪ HNN-HNN HNN-HNN ♪
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♪ HEY, LOOKIN' ♪
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♪ HO HO ♪
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OH...
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WELL, SORRY ABOUT
THE CUBICLE WALLS,
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BUT I WAS HIRED TO MOTIVATE,
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AND I'M BREAKING DOWN
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THE BARRIERS OF COMMUNICATION.
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TOM CRUSON.
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WOW. YOU'RE TOM CRUSON.
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YOU WROTE "I'M BREAKING DOWN
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THE BARRIERS OF COMMUNICATION."
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AND, UH, YOU'RE
DREW CAREY, RIGHT?
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YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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THEY SAID LOOK FOR THE BIG GUY
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WITH FOOD ALL OVER HIM.
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YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE EVERYONE?
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HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN I
HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
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STOP YELLING. THE
WALLS ARE DOWN.
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WIPE YOURSELF.
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THIS IS TOM CRUSON.
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HE'S A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.
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THE BOARD BROUGHT HIM IN TO
HELP SHAKE THIS SALES SLUMP.
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GIVE HIM YOUR
ATTENTION AND RESPECT.
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YOU MISSED A SPOT ON
THE BACK OF YOUR NECK.
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TOM?
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I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU
THESE ARE HARD TIMES.
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THIS STORE'S ON THE BRINK.
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OH, SORRY. THAT'S NEXT WEEK
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AT BARNEY'S.
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BUT THIS STORE ISN'T OUT
OF THE WOODS, EITHER.
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YOUR BOARD HAS TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN DOWNSIZING...
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OH, STOP IT.
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OR INCREASING PRODUCTIVITY.
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WE'LL DO THE LATTER.
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WE'LL START WITH A MORE
OPEN EXCHANGE OF IDEAS.
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NOW, THIS IS YOUR WORST ENEMY.
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FROM NOW ON, I WANT
TO SEE FACE-TO-FACE...
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COMMUNICATION BETWEEN
ALL DEPARTMENTS.
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I DON'T CARE IF
YOU'RE IN PAYROLL.
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YOU MIGHT HAVE A
GOOD IDEA ABOUT SALES
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OR A GOOD IDEA
ABOUT ADVERTISING.
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I'M IN SECURITY. I HAVE AN IDEA
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ABOUT WOMEN'S SHOES.
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HERE.
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YOU HAVE ISSUES.
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NOW, I WANT TO HEAR
SOME SOLUTIONS.
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IF THIS WERE MY STORE,
I WOULD... NOTHING.
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IF THIS WERE MY STORE,
I WOULD... NOTHING.
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I WOULD...
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KILL EVERYONE.
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THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT. I THINK
YOU GET THE IDEA.
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FRIENDS, YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.
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MY SEMINAR'S TONIGHT AT 6:30.
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YOU CAN GET MY NEW BOOK.
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IT'S A MYSTERY, A
DEPARTURE FOR ME.
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BUT THE KILLER IS
VERY MOTIVATED.
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HERE'S ONE.
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IF THIS WERE MY STORE,
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I'D BE HAPPIER
'CAUSE I'D BE RICH.
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NEVER HAPPEN.
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YOU'RE TOO EAGER TO PLEASE.
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I HATE YOU.
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MUCH BETTER.
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MAN, YOU'VE LIT A FIRE UNDER ME.
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I'M MOTIVATED!
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I WOULD...
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SELL TO THE JAPANESE
AND MARRY A SUPERMODEL
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'CAUSE I KNOW SHE'D
LOVE ME JUST FOR ME.
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CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
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A QUESTION OR AN ANSWER?
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I'M PRETTY SURE IF IT
GOES UP AT THE END,
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IT'S A QUESTION.
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I'M A MOVER AND A SHAKER HERE.
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WHY HAVEN'T I GOTTEN
PROMOTED LATELY?
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HAVE YOU ASKED YOUR BOSS?
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LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES.
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KEEP HITTING THE SAME WALL?
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YEAH... UNTIL YOU
TOOK THEM DOWN.
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LOOK, IF YOU KEEP
HITTING THE SAME WALL,
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GO AROUND IT!
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THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE YOUR BOSS.
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YOU'VE GOT TO GET
THEIR ATTENTION.
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BUT YOU'RE INVISIBLE.
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WHERE'S DREW? I CAN'T SEE HIM...
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EXCEPT FOR THAT SPOT
OF BARBECUE SAUCE
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ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR NOSE.
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SORRY. GETS TO THE BLOODSTREAM
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FASTER THAT WAY.
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HOW DO I BECOME VISIBLE?
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IDEAS.
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THIS STORE NEEDS IDEAS.
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SOMEONE MUST ORIGINATE IDEAS.
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WILL IT BE YOU?
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DAD ALWAYS SAID,
"KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN,
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YOU'LL WORK FOREVER."
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YOUR DAD'S A MORON.
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NOW, LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
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NO ONE RESPECTS FAT PEOPLE.
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WOW.
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OTHERS ONLY SAY
THAT WITH THEIR EYES.
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GO GET THAT PROMOTION
SO I CAN SEE YOU.
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GET THEIR ATTENTION BY...
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NOTHING.
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THE LAST WOMAN
YOU SLEPT WITH FELT...
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NOTHING.
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OHH... OH! OHH! OHH!
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OK, THIS IDEA WILL FINALLY
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PROVE TO THE BOARD
THAT I HAVE THE DRIVE
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TO BECOME HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
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GIVE IT TO US, BIG BOY.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS.
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ALL-YOU-CAN-BUY DAY.
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A CUSTOMER COMES
IN, PUTS DOWN $500,
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AND KEEPS WHATEVER
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HE CARRIES OUT IN 30 MINUTES.
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I CAN CARRY OUT ABOUT
500 DIAMOND RINGS.
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OK. NO JEWELRY.
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I COULD CARRY CAMCORDERS
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AND A MICROWAVE.
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THEN NO APPLIANCES.
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I'D ROLL AROUND
IN THE FUR COATS.
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THIS ISN'T "QUEEN
FOR A DAY, OSWALD.
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ALL RIGHT, IT'S A LOUSY IDEA,
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BUT I WANT THIS JOB
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
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MORE THAN PUBIC HAIR
WHEN YOU WERE 12?
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SURE, LIKE I GOT TO USE
THAT IN THE NEXT 8 YEARS.
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WHEN DO YOU USE IT?
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IT'S LIKE LETTUCE
UNDER THE FRUIT PLATE.
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IT'S JUST FOR PRESENTATION.
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WHY CAN'T I COME
UP WITH ANYTHING?
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IT'S NOT JUST YOU.
AMERICA'S LOST ITS WAY.
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WE'RE MOVING TOO
FAR TO THE LEFT.
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NOT POLITICALLY, JUST
TOO FAR TO THE LEFT.
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I JUST GOT TO PUT MYSELF
UNDER MORE PRESSURE.
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IF I DON'T HAVE
SOMETHING IN 60 SECONDS,
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SOMEBODY PUNCH ME.
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HEY!
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SORRY. WE HAVE
LOUSY INTERNAL CLOCKS.
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DREW, THERE WAS
THIS GUY AT DRUGCO
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WHO WANTED ATTENTION,
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SO HE BLEW OFF HIS BOSS' HEAD
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AND CARRIED IT AROUND
IN A BOWLING BAG.
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LEWIS... YEAH?
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POSITIVE ATTENTION.
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AH. WELL, THAT'S HARDER.
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DREW, THEY ONLY CARE
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WHETHER YOU CAN
MAKE THEM A BUCK.
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I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
WINFRED-LOUDER?
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WHY DON'T PEOPLE SHOP THERE?
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THEIR NAME...
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WINFRED-LOUDER.
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IT SOUNDS STUFFY AND EXPENSIVE,
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NOT LIKE CHUCK E. CHEESE.
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YOU HEAR A NAME
LIKE CHUCK E. CHEESE,
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AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO
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HAVE SOME FUN...
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AND SOME CHEESE.
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HEY, HEY, HOW ABOUT
PUTTING IN A PETTING ZOO?
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NAH. MIMI BITES.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT A MASCOT?
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PEOPLE WILL ASSOCIATE US
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WITH SOMETHING WARM AND INVITING
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INSTEAD OF OLD MONEY AND GREED.
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WE TRIED THAT AT DRUGCO...
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A LAB RAT NAMED LITTLE DRUGGIE.
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ONE DAY HE GOT REALLY HIGH
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AND MOVED TO SAN FRANCISCO.
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HE'S GOT A COFFEE SHOP NOW.
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WHAT'S ITS NAME?
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RATBUCKS.
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I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING
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THAT'S GOING TO
STOP THIS SALES SLUMP.
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I DIDN'T WORK MY
HUSBAND TO DEATH
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TO FRITTER THIS BUSINESS AWAY.
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SHUT UP, COFFIN BAIT.
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HAMMOND!
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OH, CRAP.
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YOU GOT YOUR HEARING AID FIXED.
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IT'S OK. IT'LL ONLY
TAKE A SECOND.
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CAREY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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SORRY TO BARGE IN,
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BUT TOM CRUSON SAID
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WE SHOULD BRING IN OUR IDEAS.
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WON'T TAKE A MINUTE.
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THIS IS A GREAT
DEPARTMENT STORE.
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IT'S A WONDERFUL
CLEVELAND TRADITION.
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SO WHY AREN'T
PEOPLE SHOPPING HERE?
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FORGIVE ME, BUT THIS PLACE
IS AS OLD AND STUFFY AS...
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LET'S JUST SAY IT'S
OLD AND STUFFY.
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WHAT'S YOUR POINT, CAREY?
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WE'VE GOT TO LIGHTEN
THINGS UP A LITTLE...
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HUMANIZE.
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WITH WHAT?
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WHAT'S MORE HUMAN THAN ANIMALS?
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AD CAMPAIGNS USING
ANIMALS ARE HUGE...
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THE ENERGIZER BUNNY,
THE HUSHPUPPY HOUND,
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TONY THE TIGER...
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COUNT CHOCULA.
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NOT AN ANIMAL, BUT
THANKS FOR PLAYING.
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WE GET REAL ANIMALS
TO BE THE MASCOTS
243
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AND USE THEM IN COMMERCIALS,
244
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,456
LIKE IN THAT MOVIE "BABE."
245
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MAKE IT LIKE THEY'RE TALKING.
246
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,659
JOHN GOODMAN WASN'T REALLY
247
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TALKING IN "BABE"?
248
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,430
I COULDN'T FIND
THE RIGHT PUPPETS
249
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TO SAVE MY LIFE,
250
00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:51,567
SO...
251
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SATAN! OH, I LIKE THIS.
252
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NO. I'M LOUDER THE BULL,
253
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STRONG, STRAIGHTFORWARD,
254
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AND READY TO CHARGE...
AT 18.5% INTEREST.
255
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER.
256
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,480
I WONDER WHAT'S NEXT.
I HOPE IT'S A MONKEY.
257
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,616
NOPE. IT'S WINFRED THE CAMEL...
258
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,051
'CAUSE I'M GOING TO BUST MY HUMP
259
00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,987
TO MAKE YOU A
SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
260
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,721
THAT OR I'LL SPIT ON YOU.
261
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,424
HA HA HA... HA HA HA...
262
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,558
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
263
00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:17,860
I'D HATE TO LOOK THIS STUPID
264
00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:18,884
FOR NOTHING.
265
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,564
IT'S RISKY.
266
00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,290
BUT THEN SO IS EVERY
TIME I STAND UP IN THE TUB.
267
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,672
GET WITH OUR ADVERTISING PEOPLE.
268
00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,207
I WANT TO SEE STORYBOARDS
269
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,241
ON THAT COMMERCIAL.
270
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:35,178
YOU'LL DO IT? GREAT!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
271
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,113
I'M GETTING YOUR
TUB STICKY FLOWERS.
272
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,282
YOU GOT TO LIVE TO SEE THIS.
273
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,206
TOM, DO YOU MIND?
274
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,253
WHOO, MAN!
275
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,237
YOU OUGHT TO PUT
AN OLIVE IN THAT.
276
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:52,862
SO WHAT'S THE BEST
PLACE TO SHOP IN TOWN?
277
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SAY IT, LOUDER.
278
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,264
WHAT'S THE BEST PLACE
279
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TO SHOP IN TOWN?
280
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NO, LOUDER.
281
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,501
WHAT'S THE BEST PLACE
282
00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:01,103
TO SHOP IN TOWN?
283
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:04,606
OHH, YOU'RE MAKING
ALL MY STOMACHS SICK.
284
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:08,110
WE BRING YOU BIG SAVINGS
AT WINFRED-LOUDER.
285
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,768
AND THAT'S NO BULL.
TAKE IT FROM ME.
286
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,553
I... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
287
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:18,654
IT'S WONDERFUL.
288
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,857
IT'S GENIUS.
289
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,524
USUALLY PEOPLE WAIT
290
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:23,960
FOR OTHER PEOPLE
TO TELL THEM THAT.
291
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,661
TELL THEM WHAT?
292
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,063
THAT YOU'RE A GENIUS.
293
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,398
THANK YOU. I KNOW.
294
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:32,301
AND YOU GET TO
SLEEP WITH A GENIUS.
295
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,302
REALLY?
296
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,625
AND YOU WON'T GET MAD?
297
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,308
YOU DID GOOD, DREW.
298
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,910
YOU DID REAL...
299
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:41,911
GOOD.
300
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,980
BOY, I THOUGHT YOU GOT AHEAD
301
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:44,981
BY WORKING HARD,
302
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,283
KEEPING YOUR NOSE
TO THE GRINDSTONE.
303
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,118
HARD WORK IS FOR SUCKERS.
304
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,020
HEAR THAT, KIDS?
305
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,889
WOW, YOU REALLY
STARTED SOMETHING.
306
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,023
I HAVE AN IDEA,
307
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,458
BUT THE LINE'S A MILE LONG.
308
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,494
"SHOP BY CANDLELIGHT"?
309
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,129
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS,
310
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,297
GIVE EVERYONE A CANDLE.
311
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,532
IT'LL BE REALLY ROMANTIC.
312
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,867
THAT'S PERFECT.
313
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,237
EXCEPT WHY NOT CALL
IT "SHOPLIFTING NIGHT"?
314
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,438
OR "THE GREAT CLEVELAND
315
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,474
DEPARTMENT STORE FIRE OF '96"?
316
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,510
DREW, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU
317
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,412
FOR A MOMENT... ALONE?
318
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,714
OH. SEE YOU LATER, DREW.
319
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,682
IT'D BE FUN TO SHOP
BY CANDLELIGHT.
320
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,118
IF IT DOESN'T WORK, WE'LL HAVE
321
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,853
A "BACKDRAFT TO SCHOOL" SALE.
322
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,957
UH, DREW, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY,
323
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,992
AND, UH, I'M SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU,
324
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,295
BUT I NEED MORE OVERTIME.
325
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,196
OH, I WANT TO HELP,
326
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,798
BUT YOU'RE ALREADY
OVER THE LIMIT.
327
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,266
I NEED IT, DREW.
328
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,235
THIS IS WHAT I'M SAVING FOR.
329
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,791
I'M BUYING MYSELF A LUMBERJACK.
330
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,074
IS THAT LEGAL?
331
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,364
WHO CARES? LOOK AT HIM.
332
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,546
YOU CAN JUST BUY A MAN?
333
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,781
DREW, I'M LONELY.
334
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,150
YOU CAN RELATE.
335
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,206
HELP ME.
336
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,220
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO WHAT I CAN,
337
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,256
BEND A FEW RULES.
338
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,224
HEY, THIS PROSPECTOR'S
339
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,225
NOT TOO BAD-LOOKING.
340
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,493
HOW MUCH FOR OLD COOKIE?
341
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,663
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU,
DREW. HELLO, NORA.
342
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,665
WHO'S LOOKING FOR A MAN?
343
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,689
DREW.
344
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,736
SEE MY COMMERCIAL AGAIN?
345
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,872
NO NEED. I'VE SEEN THE TESTING.
346
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,174
IT'S WONDERFUL.
347
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,375
WE TOOK ONE RISK.
348
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,742
NOW WE'RE TAKING ANOTHER.
349
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,145
WE'RE GIVING YOU A PROMOTION.
350
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,913
WOW! FINALLY!
351
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,049
HEAD OF PERSONNEL. WHOO!
352
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,652
NO. I'M MAKING YOU
HEAD OF PROMOTIONS.
353
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,254
WOW.
354
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,322
WHAT AN HONOR.
355
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,591
HEAD OF PROMOTIONS
AND HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
356
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,592
WHOO!
357
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,150
NO. JUST HEAD OF PROMOTIONS.
358
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,167
BUT I'M A PERSONNEL GUY.
359
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,535
I... I DO PERSONNEL.
360
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,337
AND YOUR FLAIR FOR PERSONNEL
361
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,107
HAS KEPT YOU THERE FOR 7 YEARS.
362
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,741
YOU'VE SPARKED US, DREW.
363
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,143
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
364
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,879
WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO SOUND UNGRATEFUL.
365
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:57,880
IT'S A GREAT HONOR,
366
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,016
BUT WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK?
367
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,450
CAN I RETURN TO PERSONNEL?
368
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,353
TALK TO MY NEPHEW IAN,
369
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,390
THE NEW ASSISTANT
DIRECTOR OF PERSONNEL.
370
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,291
HE'S ONLY 21. HOW DID HE...
371
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,193
OH, YOUR NEPHEW IAN.
372
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,429
RIGHT. AND WE'LL NEED
373
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,365
3 MORE GREAT IDEAS BY FRIDAY.
374
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,699
THIS FRIDAY?
375
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,190
EVERY FRIDAY.
376
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,240
THAT DAMN BOARD OF DIRECTORS
377
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,307
WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
378
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,971
IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS.
379
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,116
TATTOO DAY.
380
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,150
UH, FREE PIZZA DAY.
381
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,019
HOW ABOUT MUSTACHE DAY?
382
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,154
OK, GUESS YOUR WEIGHT DAY.
383
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,478
GUESS MY WEIGHT DAY.
384
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,095
I'M OUT OF IDEAS.
I NEED HELP HERE.
385
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,964
DREW, AS I SEE IT,
YOU NEED 3 IDEAS
386
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,832
BEFORE THE BOARD
ARRIVES MOMENTARILY,
387
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:54,136
TWO IF YOU WANT TO GO
WITH CANDLELIGHT SHOPPING.
388
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,505
I ONLY HAD ONE GOOD IDEA.
389
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,606
WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT?
390
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,541
LOTS OF GUYS BUILT
CAREERS FROM ONE IDEA.
391
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,044
THE WHITE-OUT GUY,
THE POST-IT LADY,
392
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,880
PAULY SHORE...
393
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,181
YOU CAN DO IT, DREW.
394
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,582
YOU'RE CREATIVE.
395
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:11,153
YOU CAME UP WITH THE IDEA
FOR THE FOOT-WIDE HOT DOG.
396
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,390
TOO BAD I ATE THE PROTOTYPE.
397
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,857
KATE, I'M REALLY IN DEEP.
398
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,226
I DON'T WANT THIS JOB.
399
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,360
SOMEBODY ELSE HAS MY JOB.
400
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,397
IF I FAIL NOW, I'M
ON THE STREET.
401
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,032
YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.
402
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,367
YOU'VE GOT TO HANDLE THIS.
403
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,701
YOU'RE RIGHT.
404
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,937
CAN'T FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF.
405
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,140
IDEAS, IDEAS...
406
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,030
WHAT DO MASCOTS NEED?
407
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,545
BEST FRIENDS, OF COURSE!
408
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,213
A BEAVER AND A LIZARD.
409
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,182
I STILL GOT IT. 3
POINTS AT THE BUZZER.
410
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,605
WHOO! WHOO!
411
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,044
AHEM.
412
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,926
YOU KNOW, MISS O'BRIEN,
413
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,296
YOU REMIND ME OF ANOTHER
HEADSTRONG YOUNG LADY
414
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,031
WHO ONCE SAT IN THAT CHAIR,
415
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,299
SMOKED A CIGAR,
416
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:01,803
AND DREAMED OF
RUNNING THE STORE.
417
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,804
I FIRED HER.
418
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,907
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
419
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,742
SO, BOY GENIUS,
420
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,178
YOUR COMMERCIAL'S A SUCCESS.
421
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,046
PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY COMING IN
422
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,116
AND ASKING TO SEE
THE CAMEL AND THE BULL.
423
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,484
WE'RE VERY ANXIOUS TO SEE
424
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,786
YOUR LATEST BRAINSTORM.
425
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,721
WELL, IT'S NOT A
BEAVER AND A LIZARD,
426
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,091
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
427
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,258
UM...
428
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,026
WE'LL GIVE PEOPLE
WHAT THEY WANT...
429
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,262
WE'LL BRING THE
CAMEL AND THE BULL
430
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,298
IN FOR A PERSONAL APPEARANCE.
431
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,266
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
432
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,035
SO HE WASN'T A ONE-SHOT WONDER.
433
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,105
I OWE YOU 10 BUCKS, DOTTIE.
434
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,373
DEDUCT IT FROM THE
CAREER YOU OWE ME.
435
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,397
SHUT UP.
436
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,682
YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A MOB?
437
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:48,817
WE'LL HAVE TO BRING THE ANIMALS
438
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,818
THROUGH THE BASEMENT.
439
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,819
IT'S LIKE THEY'VE NEVER SEEN
440
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,455
A CAMEL AND A BULL
TOGETHER BEFORE.
441
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,491
THEY DON'T COEXIST
IN NATURE ANYWHERE.
442
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,059
WHAT IF THEY GOT INTO A FIGHT?
443
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,362
BULL WINS. HE'S GOT THE HORNS.
444
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,563
BUT THE CAMEL'S FASTER
445
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,099
AND HAS THE SUPERIOR REACH.
446
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,300
BUT IF THE CAMEL
447
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,569
LURED THE BULL
INTO THE DESERT...
448
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,305
AHH. AHH.
449
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,373
NO WONDER SO MANY PEOPLE
450
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,374
WANT TO SEE THESE ANIMALS.
451
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,808
SO MUCH HEATED SPECULATION.
452
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,945
MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
453
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,681
DREW, I NEED YOU. NOW.
454
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,583
PLEASE SAY YOU HAD A FIGHT
455
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,751
WITH AN ANGRY SHOPPER.
456
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,186
ALL THE ANIMALS ARE UPSTAIRS
457
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,787
IN THE BOARD ROOM.
458
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:28,089
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE DOWNSTAIRS
459
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:29,291
BEING POKED AT
BY LITTLE CHILDREN
460
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,293
AND CRAPPING ON THE FLOOR.
461
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,827
WE TRIED THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR.
462
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,563
THE CAMEL PUSHED
ALL THE BUTTONS.
463
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,631
WE REACHED THE TOP FLOOR,
464
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,299
THE ANIMALS BOLTED.
465
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,800
WHERE'S THE TRAINER?
466
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,869
THAT BOLTING INCLUDED
KICKING THE TRAINER
467
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,305
RIGHT IN HIS KING TUTS.
468
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,141
DID YOU CALL THE ZOO?
469
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,142
NO. I CALLED THE POLICE.
470
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,143
THEY'LL KILL THEM!
471
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,144
DAMN RIGHT.
472
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,088
I WANT MY CUFFLINKS BACK.
473
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,753
WOW. ALL OF A SUDDEN
474
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:01,423
I FEEL LIKE A BEER
AND A CIGARETTE.
475
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,659
IF WE GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE,
476
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,993
YOU'RE FIRED.
477
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,296
OK, BUT YOU'LL MISS
LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS,
478
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,664
LIKE WINFRED AND LOUDER HERE.
479
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,566
CHUCK, SHOOT THEM.
480
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,568
I CAN'T SHOOT AN
INNOCENT ANIMAL.
481
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,669
THEN SHOOT DREW.
482
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,693
YES, MA'AM.
483
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,573
OK, WE GOT AN IDEA.
484
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,208
IT'S CRAZY, BUT IT MIGHT WORK.
485
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,209
CLEAR A PATH
486
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,553
FROM THE BULL TO THE DOOR.
487
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,748
THANKS FOR COMING TO GET ME.
488
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,049
I KNEW THE BOARD
489
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,318
WOULD RECONSIDER MY PROPOSAL.
490
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,652
THEY'RE NO DUMMIES.
491
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:31,676
WHAT?
492
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,826
OH, CRAP.
493
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:43,887
AAH!
494
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,936
AND STAY OUT OF THE
CHINA DEPARTMENT!
495
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,960
BOTH OF YA!
496
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:53,642
ALL RIGHT.
497
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,176
NOW WHAT ABOUT THE CAMEL?
498
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,612
HE NEVER WORRIED ME.
499
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,547
I DIDN'T WANT THEM GANGING UP.
500
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,282
OK, COME ON, HUMPY, LET'S GO.
501
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,550
I'M SICK OF YOU
OFFERING CIGARETTES
502
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,253
TO OUR NATION'S YOUTH.
503
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,820
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
504
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,289
ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY ONLY
505
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,313
MAY CAUSE CANCER.
506
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,983
DON'T LET HIM LURE
YOU INTO THE DESERT!
507
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,737
THEY GAVE THAT
MOTIVATIONAL GUY $25,000
508
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:22,838
TO TEAR DOWN THE WALLS.
509
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,106
NOW THEY'RE
PUTTING THEM BACK UP.
510
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:27,242
AT LEAST MY IDEA GOT
A CALL FROM BOB SAGET.
511
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,243
AT LEAST THEY GAVE YOU
512
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,544
YOUR JOB BACK.
513
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,981
THERE'S SOME SENSE OF JUSTICE.
514
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,149
THEY MUST HAVE
WEIGHED MY HARD WORK
515
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,518
AGAINST THE LOUDER
BOY'S BROWN-NOSING
516
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,720
AND BOOTED HIM OUT.
517
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,321
IAN WASN'T BOOTED OUT.
518
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,456
HE'S VICE PRESIDENT
OF MARKETING.
519
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,625
WHY DIDN'T I TAKE
520
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,960
BROWN-NOSING IN COLLEGE?
521
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,495
DREW, YOU'RE NOT
REALLY THAT UPSET
522
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,330
ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU?
523
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,865
NO, NOT REALLY.
524
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,366
BESIDES, HE'S GOING NOWHERE.
525
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,635
THERE'S TOO MANY
HIGHLY QUALIFIED
526
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,636
BLOOD-SUCKING NEPHEWS
527
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,738
AHEAD OF HIM.
528
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:56,739
I'M GOING TO WORK EVEN HARDER
529
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,040
FOR THAT PROMOTION.
530
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,374
IT'S MINE.
531
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,676
I DON'T CARE IF ANYBODY HERE
532
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,777
APPRECIATES ME,
533
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,946
I AM GOING TO GET IT.
534
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,082
DREW, COULD WE TALK?
535
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,346
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, DREW.
536
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,286
I WANTED TO THANK YOU
537
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,689
FOR REINSTATING MY OVERTIME.
538
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,923
NOW I CAN AFFORD A LUMBERJACK
539
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,014
WITH 10 FINGERS
WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH.
540
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,696
COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GIRL.
541
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,097
CONGRATULATIONS, NORA.
542
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,800
IF I WEREN'T SO SCARED
OF MY EMOTIONS,
543
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,935
I'D KISS YOU RIGHT NOW.
544
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,171
WHAT THE HELL.
545
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,006
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
546
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,007
OH, BY THE WAY,
547
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,742
DON'T EVER TELL
PIERRE I DID THAT,
548
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,810
OR HE'LL MAKE YOU SWEETHEART
549
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,834
OF THE LOGGING CAMP.
550
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:39,614
BOY, ARE YOU
551
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,884
IN TROUBLE, DIP-SQUAT.
552
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,119
THERE'S AN ANGRY MOB DOWNSTAIRS
553
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,088
EXPECTING A BULL AND A CAMEL.
554
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,490
WHERE'S YOUR PARENTS
WHEN YOU REALLY NEED 'EM?
555
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,026
YOU CAN MAKE JOKES
NOW, DOUGHBOY,
556
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,460
BUT YOU WON'T WHEN YOU SEE
557
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,262
WHAT MRS. LOUDER WANTS.
558
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:57,933
OH, LOOK, HERE COMES CHUCK NOW.
559
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:01,269
PUT YOUR SUIT ON, LOUDER.
560
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,705
WHY AM I THE BULL?
561
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:03,889
'CAUSE I GOT THE GUN.
562
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,610
CUT! ALL RIGHT, TAKE 5.
563
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,679
LEAVE THE ANIMALS ON THE SET.
564
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,547
YOU'RE STEPPING
ON MY LINES, MAN.
565
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,817
HEY, I DIDN'T RELIEVE MYSELF
566
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,118
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCENE.
567
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,120
WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?
568
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:22,191
I COULD KICK YOUR BUTT
FROM HERE TO BOMBAY.
569
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:23,658
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
570
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,527
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
571
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:29,131
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE,
SO YOU MUST BE TALKIN' TO ME.
572
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,800
OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD DE NIRO.
573
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,036
UH-HUH. COME HERE.
574
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,706
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING IN THE DESERT.
575
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,474
OH, NOT AGAIN.
576
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,477
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
577
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,479
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
578
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,503
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