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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,480 DREW, DO YOU GOT ANY FRUIT ROLL-UPS IN HERE? 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,614 I'M STARVING. 3 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:05,615 HEY, DON'T EAT THE ONLY HEALTHY THING 4 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:06,616 IN MY LUNCH. 5 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,952 HAVE ONE OF THE FRIED MOZZARELLA BALLS. 6 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:11,855 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY PLASTIC WRAP AT HOME? 7 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,857 THAT'S MY NEW SELF-HELP PROGRAM. 8 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:16,360 I WRAP MY SANDWICH IN AN INSPIRATIONAL ARTICLE 9 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:17,861 AND READ IT WHILE I'M EATING. 10 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:21,564 "HOW TO HYPNOTIZE WOMEN." 11 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,566 KATE, YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. 12 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,469 MAYBE. 13 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:26,970 NO, I MEAN, KATE... 14 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,206 YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. 15 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,641 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? HEY! 16 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:32,642 WHAT? 17 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,344 HE'S SNIFFING MY FRUIT ROLL. 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,813 KATE, THESE ARE THE LAST FOUR PEOPLE 19 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,383 THAT WILL RIDE IN A CARPOOL WITH ME. 20 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,384 DON'T BLOW IT, O.K.? 21 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,385 DREW! 22 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,386 WHAT? 23 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,453 WHAT? 24 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,222 HE'S SO WEIRD, DREW. 25 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:48,225 HE'S JUST ROCKIN' OUT TO SOME TAPE. 26 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:52,317 "JAMES EARL JONES READS SCHINDLER'S LIST." 27 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,336 SO WHAT? THE HEADPHONES AREN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN. 28 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:06,243 ♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪ 29 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:10,414 ♪ GOT HER TO CLEVELAND UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪ 30 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,215 ♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪ 31 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,418 ♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪ 32 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:17,476 ♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪♪ 33 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:27,664 ALL RIGHT, IT'S 30 DEGREES BELOW WITH THE WIND CHILL, 34 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,433 BUT I WAS ABLE TO RACK UP THE BALLS AND BREAK. 35 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,700 DID YOU SINK ANYTHING? 36 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:34,438 PART OF THE NINE BALL WENT IN THE SIDE POCKET. 37 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,673 THE REST OF IT JUST SCATTERED AROUND THE YARD. 38 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,341 YOUR TURN. 39 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,911 OHH... I NEED SOME GLOVES. 40 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,913 COMING RIGHT UP. 41 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,449 AND WE GOT GLOVES. 42 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,183 THE SECRET'S IN THE CINNAMON. 43 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,186 IT'S SO CUTE THE WAY YOU JOIN IN 44 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,188 ALL OUR LITTLE REINDEER GAMES. 45 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,858 ON DAYS LIKE THIS, MY CRAZY FRIENDS 46 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,593 SIT AROUND A FIREPLACE AND TOAST MARSHMALLOWS. 47 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,828 WHY DO YOU PLAY POOL 48 00:01:57,852 --> 00:01:58,829 ON THE COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR? 49 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:00,831 WHY DO YOU CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S 50 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,332 ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE YEAR? 51 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,900 YOU JUST DO IT. 52 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,802 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! 53 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,471 METAL SNAPS. 54 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,205 OW! OW! 55 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,807 CLOSE THE DOOR! 56 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:11,942 GOODNESS GRACIOUS, 57 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,778 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HEAT THE WHOLE OUTDOORS. 58 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,769 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 59 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:24,320 I HOPE IT'S COLD TOMORROW SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK. 60 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,857 I HAVEN'T DONE MY EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS. 61 00:02:26,881 --> 00:02:28,925 I HOPE YOU'RE SENSITIVE WITH THOSE EVALUATIONS. 62 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,928 YOU DON'T WANT TO WRITE, I DON'T KNOW, FOR EXAMPLE, 63 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,430 "THE GUY'S GOT A GOOFY HAIRCUT." 64 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:37,155 THAT COULD REALLY HURT... SOMEONE. 65 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,604 DREW, WHEN YOU GET TO EARL'S EVALUATION, 66 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,606 I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS TO ADD. 67 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:46,242 THE WAY HE WAS ACTING IN THE CAR WAS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. 68 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,645 HE'S A LITTLE QUIRKY, BUT HE'S O.K. 69 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,946 WHO'S EARL? 70 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,948 A GUY I HIRED A FEW MONTHS AGO. 71 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,384 NICE GUY, BIT OF A LONER, KIND OF QUIET. 72 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,452 ALWAYS CARRIES AROUND A HATBOX. 73 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:58,955 I'M SERIOUS. HE'S ALWAYS CREEPED ME OUT, 74 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,691 BUT NOW HE STARES AT ME ALL THE TIME. 75 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,394 I'M SURE IT'S NOT ALL THE TIME. 76 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,896 I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT. 77 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,565 HE WAS STARING AT ME AT 10:00 WHEN HE GOT COFFEE, 78 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,433 AT 10:15 WHEN HE WENT TO WASH HIS HANDS, 79 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,168 AT 10:40 AT HIS BREAK, 80 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,137 AT 10:50 WHEN HE DID HIS DEEP-KNEE BENDS, 81 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:18,975 AT 11:20 WHEN HE CRACKED EVERY SINGLE KNUCKLE. 82 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:22,311 SO EVERY TIME YOU'RE SPYING ON HIM, HE'S STARING AT YOU? 83 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,047 EXACTLY. 84 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,715 YOU KNOW HOW MOST GUYS 85 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,051 JUST UNDRESS YOU WITH THEIR EYES? 86 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,385 WITH EARL, IT'S LIKE... 87 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,556 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS... 88 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,424 HE'S TAKING OFF MY SKIN. 89 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,426 WE HAD A CRAZY GUY AT DRUG-CO. 90 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,461 TURNED OUT HE ACCIDENTALLY TOOK A DRUG 91 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,031 THAT TURNS YOU INTO A PSYCHOPATHIC AX MURDERER. 92 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,332 IT'S NOT ON THE MARKET YET. 93 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,535 APPARENTLY IT GIVES YOU HEADACHES. 94 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,871 SOMETIMES YOU JUST LIKE TO HEAR 95 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,815 YOURSELF TALK, DON'T YOU? 96 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,077 KATE, IF IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, 97 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,412 I'LL TALK TO EARL. THANKS. 98 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,548 BY THE WAY, HE ALSO THINKS HE'S THE STORE MANAGER. 99 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,550 IT'S PROBABLY JUST AN AFFIRMATION. 100 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,351 IF YOU SAY THOSE THINGS OVER AND OVER, THEY COME TRUE. 101 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,386 I LEARNED THAT 102 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,122 FROM MY HAM-AND-CHEESE SANDWICH YESTERDAY. 103 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,124 ALTHOUGH MY TUNA SANDWICH DISAGREED. 104 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,226 IT SAID TO JUST BE HAPPY AS YOU ARE. 105 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,195 WHEW! 106 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:15,198 I SCRATCHED, AND EITHER IT'S REALLY COLD OUT THERE, 107 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,789 OR THERE'S A LOT MORE ROOM IN MY UNDERWEAR. 108 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,710 OH, LOOK. ONE OF THE MANNEQUINS ESCAPED 109 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,412 FROM THE "BIG AND USELESS" DEPARTMENT. 110 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,414 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 111 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,916 I DON'T KNOW. 112 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,307 WHY DO PEOPLE SLOW DOWN TO LOOK AT A CAR WRECK? 113 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,959 JUST SO I DON'T START ANY RUMORS, 114 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,095 WHO ARE YOU BUYING A TIE FOR? 115 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:48,331 JUST SOMEONE SPECIAL, AS IF YOU CARED. 116 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:49,565 SOMEONE I KNOW? 117 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,067 I DON'T KNOW. 118 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,068 MAYBE. 119 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,026 HERE'S HIS PICTURE. 120 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,472 HA HA HA. 121 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,841 ANTONIO BANDERAS? 122 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,877 YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE IS ANTONIO BANDERAS. 123 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,279 DOES, UH, DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THIS? 124 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,781 WE'VE WRITTEN A FEW TIMES. 125 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,983 LET ME GUESS. YOU WRITE TO HIM, 126 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,652 THEN HE SENDS YOU BACK 127 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:09,986 AN AUTOGRAPHED RESTRAINING ORDER. 128 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,487 HEY, IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN THAT THING 129 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,390 BETWEEN YOU AND SARA LEE. 130 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,392 I ONLY WROTE TO HER ONCE. 131 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,394 THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA, 132 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,658 A CAKE YOU CAN EAT IN THE SHOWER. 133 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:22,666 HEY, DREW. 134 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,668 MIMI, YOU FIND ANYTHING YET? 135 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,069 NO, I'M STILL LOOKING. 136 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,071 WAIT A MINUTE. 137 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,695 GUMMI BRA! 138 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,277 SHE SHOULD WASH IT OUT, THEN. 139 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:37,613 SO, UH... WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 140 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,183 OH, YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING MY ROUNDS. 141 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,517 MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. 142 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:42,952 JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. 143 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,721 HI. 144 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:45,855 HI. 145 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,858 OOH, AND, UH, I NEED TO BUY A TIE. 146 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,359 O.K., LET ME JUST... 147 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,095 HEY, YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT. 148 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,863 OH, I'M SORRY. 149 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,364 WELL, DON'T BOTHER! 150 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,366 THEY'RE ALL MESSED UP NOW. 151 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:58,367 ANYWAY... 152 00:05:58,391 --> 00:05:59,869 I'LL JUST START AGAIN. 153 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,971 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, EARL, 154 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:06,475 DID YOU LOSE YOUR HAIR, OR DID YOU PULL IT OUT? 155 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,812 WAIT A MINUTE. SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN. 156 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:09,846 WHO? 157 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,848 KATE. SHE'S STARING AT ME. 158 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,850 SHE DOES THIS ALL DAY LONG. 159 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,484 SHE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE CHARLTON HESTON 160 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,687 IN THAT APE MOVIE. 161 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,189 PLANET OF THE APES? 162 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,289 NO. 163 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,291 BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES. 164 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,927 THAT'S THE ONE. 165 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,428 WOW, THAT'S SO FUNNY. 166 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,097 SHE THINKS YOU'RE STARING AT HER, 167 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:28,531 AND YOU THINK SHE'S STARING... 168 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,167 HEY... WHOA! 169 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,603 HEY, MAN. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TOUCH ME. 170 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,171 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 171 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:39,175 HEY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF I JUST CAME UP 172 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,710 AND STARTED TOUCHING YOU. 173 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,579 I WOULDN'T LIKE IT. I'M NOT LIKING IT. 174 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,081 WELL, YOU CAN TELL KATE 175 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:48,251 AND ANY OTHER EMPLOYEE THAT HAS A PROBLEM 176 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:51,554 THAT THEY CAN MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS. 177 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,224 L-LOOK, NOBODY'S HASSLING YOU HERE, PAL. 178 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,725 JUST CALM DOWN. 179 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,561 JUST... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 180 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,596 WELL, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 181 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,098 NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 182 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,923 I GOT A DEPARTMENT STORE TO MANAGE. 183 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,708 MAN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WAS NUTS 184 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,100 BY THOSE CRAZY GLASSES. 185 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:21,050 THE NO TOUCHING THING, THE ANAL TIE THING, 186 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,551 THE DELUSIONS OF POWER THING. 187 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,988 IT'S GOT THE CLASSIC SIGNS OF A THING 188 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:28,424 OR, AT LEAST, SOMETHING IN THE THING FAMILY. 189 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,959 SO, HE IS CRAZY? 190 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,662 I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT FIRST. 191 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,297 I ALREADY SAID IT. 192 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,099 THEN I CONCUR. 193 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,556 HE'S WICKY IN THE WACKY WOO. 194 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,205 HOW DID I MISS IT? 195 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,207 WE GAVE HIM A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE. 196 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:45,775 HE PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS. 197 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,776 UNDER THE QUESTION, 198 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,144 "HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEIZURES, 199 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,645 BLACKOUTS, OR BEEN INSTITUTIONALIZED?" 200 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,114 IT SAYS, "NEVER." 201 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,116 IT DOESN'T SAY, "NEVER." 202 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,451 IT SAYS, "OVER." 203 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,953 AS IN TURN OVER. 204 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,554 NO, IT DOESN'T. 205 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,389 OH, MY GOD. 206 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,390 WHAT'S IT SAY? 207 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,459 IT SAYS, IN SO MANY WORDS, 208 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,728 HE'S WICKY IN THE WACKY WOO. 209 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:09,032 BOY, LOOK AT ALL THESE INSTITUTIONS. 210 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,834 "INSTITUTION FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE, 211 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,335 INSTITUTION FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSA..." 212 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,336 OH. 213 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,570 "YALE UNIVERSITY... 214 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,073 OUTPATIENT FACILITY FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE." 215 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,574 OH. 216 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,543 I WANT TO SAY ONE THING. 217 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:23,412 "EARL" MINUS "L" IS "EAR." 218 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,904 HOW MUCH MORE CLEAR COULD IT BE? 219 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,921 LEWIS, "CLEAR" MINUS "CL" IS "EAR." 220 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,145 NO. NOW YOU'RE REACHING. 221 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,195 FIRE THE GUY. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 222 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,197 LEGALLY, I GOT TO SEND HIM 223 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,698 TO THE COMPANY SHRINK. 224 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,367 SHE'S GOOD. I THINK SHE'S FREUDIAN. 225 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,069 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 226 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,571 SHE HAS A BEARD AND SMOKES A CIGAR. 227 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,439 DREW, GET RID OF THIS GUY. 228 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,941 NO. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 229 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,077 WALK UP TO EARL, GRAB MIMI, 230 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,079 USE HER AS A HUMAN SHIELD, 231 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,047 AND SAY, "EARL, YOU'RE FIRED." 232 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,583 WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY. 233 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,888 I DON'T WANT TO GRAB MIMI. 234 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,923 OH, WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT? 235 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,457 I'VE FIRED PEOPLE BEFORE. 236 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,960 WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS IN OUR TERMINATION SEMINAR. 237 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,363 JUST BE CALM, SPEAK IN A CONFIDENT VOICE, 238 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,164 AND NEVER END A SENTENCE WITH, 239 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,166 "YEAH, BIG SHOT? I DARE YOU." 240 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,834 IT SAYS RIGHT HERE, DREW, 241 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:22,005 TRY TO MAKE THE PERSON BEING FIRED FEEL VALUABLE. 242 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,540 IF WANT TO MAKE A GUY FEEL VALUABLE. 243 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,542 WHEN YOU BREAK THE BODY DOWN 244 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,646 INTO ITS CHEMICALS, IT'S WORTH $187.50. 245 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,649 OR I COULD SIT THERE AND PRETEND TO LISTEN 246 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,652 WHILE HE BABBLES ON LIKE A LUNATIC. 247 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,510 YEAH. I'M TALKING TO YOU, PAL. 248 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,683 AH-CHOO. 249 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,388 OH, I SEE YOU CLEANED YOUR BLOWHOLE. 250 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,241 HEY, I GOT SOME PAPERWORK ON EARL 251 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,743 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GOING TO FIRE HIM. 252 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,877 THAT'S RIGHT. 253 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,813 YOU CAN'T. I LIKE HIM. 254 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,982 I LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT ME, 255 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,450 LIKE A LADY. 256 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,953 HE'S LOOKING AT YOU LIKE A TRENCH COAT. 257 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,887 HE WANTS YOUR SKIN. 258 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,257 REALLY? SO, HE'S NUTS? 259 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,425 UH-HUH. 260 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,815 IT'S ALWAYS THE CUTE ONES. 261 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,165 OH, HI, EARL. 262 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,666 I GOT TO GO. 263 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,201 FEEL FREE TO USE 264 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,459 ANY SHARP OBJECTS ON MY DESK. 265 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,540 O.K. 266 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,542 HEY, DREW, WHAT DID YOU WANT? 267 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,877 LET'S TALK. 268 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,879 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT? 269 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,381 WAIT A MINUTE, DREW. 270 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,983 YOUR NECKTIE ISN'T TIED RIGHT. 271 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,317 CAN'T HAVE AN EXECUTIVE 272 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,585 WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT. 273 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:46,189 NOW, WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED TO SAY? 274 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,025 WELL... 275 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,495 THE THING IS, EARL, WE'RE PHASING OUT THE TIE DEPARTMENT. 276 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,496 HUH? 277 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,664 WE'RE PHASING OUT TIES ALTOGETHER. 278 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:59,535 TAB COLLARS ARE IN. I BLAME THE FRENCH. 279 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,959 AU REVOIR, MON TIE. 280 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,278 BUT... BUT WHAT ABOUT MY JOB? 281 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,746 THERE'S OTHER POSITIONS OUT THERE. 282 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,449 MY MOM SAID, "GOD NEVER CLOSES A DOOR 283 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,950 WITHOUT OPENING A WINDOW." 284 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:19,889 MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID, "CLOSE THAT DAMN DOOR, 285 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:23,092 "OR I WILL THROW YOU OUT THAT WINDOW! 286 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,116 AAH!" 287 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,167 YOU KNOW, EARL, WE HAVE A PSYCHOLOGIST 288 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,736 HERE AT WINFRED-LOUDER. 289 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,971 I'D BE GLAD TO CALL HER. 290 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,340 HEY. 291 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,608 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 292 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,144 HEY. 293 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,645 I'M NOT CRAZY. 294 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,780 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE FIRING ME? 295 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:45,881 OH, EARL, 296 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,383 WHO'S TO SAY WHO'S CRAZY? 297 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,152 EXCEPT FOR THE 10 DOCTORS 298 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,187 ON THE BACK OF YOUR APPLICATION. 299 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,189 I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 300 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,192 YOU'RE FIRING ME AT THE END OF THE DAY, 301 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,693 MAKING ME FEEL VALUABLE... 302 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,762 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. WAIT. 303 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,331 EARL, YOU'RE VERY VALUABLE TO US. 304 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,332 CHECK. 305 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,201 ALL RIGHT. 306 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,835 SO, WHERE'S THE SECURITY GUARD? 307 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,705 THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE HIDING SOMEWHERE NEARBY. 308 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,240 WELL, I DON'T. 309 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,742 SO, I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW, 310 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,112 AND NO ONE WOULD STOP ME. 311 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,680 HE'S BEHIND THE POST. CHUCK! 312 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,681 OH, CHUCK! 313 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,682 ALL RIGHT. 314 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,684 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME? 315 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:22,751 DON'T TOUCH HIM. 316 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:23,986 WE'LL GET YOUR BELONGINGS 317 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,821 AND WALK QUIETLY TO YOUR CAR. 318 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,157 FEEL FREE TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT. 319 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,659 IT'S BEEN KIND OF A SLOW DAY. 320 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,628 SEE YOU LATER, EARL. 321 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,465 YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU GOT TO GO HOME SOMETIME. 322 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:36,966 COME TO MY HOUSE, PAL. 323 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,901 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE. 324 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,204 720 SEDGWICK! 325 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,474 OH, YEAH? THAT'S WHERE I USED TO LIVE 326 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:45,975 RIGHT BEFORE I MOVED... 327 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,919 IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 328 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,085 JAY, HONEY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT US. 329 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,889 OOH, ARE WE NAKED AND COVERED IN DAISIES? 330 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:00,990 YES. 331 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,425 AND WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER EXCLUSIVELY. 332 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,927 HA HA HA. 333 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,462 GEE, LOOK HOW FAST WE GOT DRESSED. 334 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,464 I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU. 335 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,466 I KNOW YOU'RE JUST COMING OUT 336 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,968 OF A DIFFICULT RELATIONSHIP. 337 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,469 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 338 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:15,971 EXCLUSIVE OR NOT? 339 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,506 OW! OW! YES. 340 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,742 HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE GOING STEADY. 341 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,945 BOY, I'D HATE TO SEE WHAT YOU GRAB 342 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,849 FOR A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. 343 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,784 AW. AW. 344 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,519 THAT'S SO CUTE. 345 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,521 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING HOME. 346 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,123 YOU'RE NOT SCARED TO GO HOME, ARE YOU? 347 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,993 I STOPPED AT MY HOUSE BEFORE I CAME HERE. 348 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:38,994 YOU'RE NOT WORRIED 349 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,063 THAT EARL'S WAITING TO KILL YOU? 350 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,965 OH, OF COURSE NOT. 351 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,133 WAIT A MINUTE. 352 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,770 YOU MADE ME WEAR YOUR HAT AND COAT 353 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,773 WHEN I WENT INSIDE TO GET YOUR MAIL. 354 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,108 PLEASE. WHAT AN IMAGINATION. 355 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:56,144 THEN HOW COME YOU SAT IN THE CAR 356 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,547 AND KEPT YELLING, "HURRY UP, DREW"? 357 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,049 I GOT CONFUSED. 358 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,117 YOU LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE ME. 359 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,619 OH. 360 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,287 OH. 361 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,321 RELAX, DREW. 362 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,290 EARL'S CRAZY. HE'S NOT A STALKER. 363 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,759 IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS SINCE YOU FIRED HIM. 364 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,094 MOST DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES STRIKE 365 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,229 WITHIN... OH, SORRY. 366 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,198 RIGHT ABOUT NOW. WATCH YOUR BACK! 367 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,833 HA HA HA. 368 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,835 GOT YOU. 369 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,470 CAN WE STOP IT NOW? 370 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,006 I WANT TO PUT THIS DAY BEHIND ME. 371 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,007 BEHIND YOU. 372 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,041 BEHIND ME. 373 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,209 IT'S EARL. 374 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,543 AAH! 375 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,946 GOT YOU AGAIN. 376 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,281 EVERYBODY PUT THEIR HANDS ON THE TABLE. 377 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:34,750 HEY. 378 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:35,751 AAH. 379 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,053 HA HA HA. HA HA HA. 380 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,623 I'LL LAUGH AS IF I KNOW THE JOKE. 381 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,091 HA HA HA. 382 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,381 OH, MY SIDE HURTS. 383 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,999 HE FIRED EARL. 384 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,433 EARL'S HERE. 385 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,769 LEWIS, WAVE BYE-BYE TO THE JOKE. 386 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,303 NO, DREW, HE'S NOT KIDDING. 387 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,772 EARL IS SITTING OVER THERE. 388 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,674 IF EARL WAS SITTING BEHIND ME, 389 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,109 WOULD I DO THIS? 390 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,267 HEY, EARL, HOW MANY FINGER AM I HOLDING UP? 391 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,649 UH, O.K., NOBODY'S LAUGHING. 392 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,985 I TAKE IT, EARL REALLY IS SITTING BEHIND ME? 393 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,521 AH, CRAP. 394 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,922 DREW, GET OUT OF HERE. 395 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:14,923 NO WAY. 396 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,126 DREW, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 397 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,829 THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE BAR. 398 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,865 I GOT TO GO TALK TO HIM. 399 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,599 NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. 400 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,169 THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE. 401 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,859 I'LL DO THIS LATER. 402 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,583 ALL RIGHT. THE BASEMENT'S CLEAR. 403 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,607 ATTIC'S EMPTY. 404 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,150 THERE'S NO ONE IN THE BATHROOM... 405 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,357 EXCEPT MR. BUBBLE. 406 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,348 HA HA HA. HA HA HA. 407 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,063 NO ONE'S IN THE BEDROOM. 408 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,065 I COULD'VE CALLED THAT ONE. 409 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,866 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 410 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,367 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 411 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,368 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 412 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:01,369 I'M COOL. 413 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,538 HEY, WE DON'T MIND STICKING AROUND, 414 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,608 ALTHOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BRAVE GUY, BUBBLES. 415 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,609 COME ON. 416 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,111 YOU DON'T HAVE TO STICK AROUND. 417 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,913 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE O.K. 418 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:11,914 WE WANT TO. 419 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,782 IT'LL BE LIKE A SLUMBER PARTY... 420 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,451 OR IT'LL BE LIKE, UH, SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE. 421 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,453 SOMEBODY GOES OFF TO HAVE SEX 422 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,988 AND GETS KILLED. 423 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,990 O.K., YOU GUYS CAN STAY, 424 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,093 BUT JUST ONE NIGHT. 425 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,761 AND NO PSYCHO KILLER HUMOR. 426 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,762 SURE. 427 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,063 KA KA KA. 428 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,098 CHA CHA CHA. 429 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,099 KA KA KA. 430 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,100 CHA CHA CHA. 431 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,300 KA KA KA. 432 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,003 AAH! AAH! AAH! 433 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,504 I'LL GET IT. 434 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:39,208 DREW, YOU CAN'T JUST OPEN THE DOOR. 435 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,442 THERE'S A LUNATIC AFTER YOU. 436 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:41,944 I ORDERED A PIZZA. 437 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,979 THE DOMINO'S GUY FORGOT OUR KNOCK. 438 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,680 IT'S CHUCK FROM SECURITY. 439 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,182 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 440 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,417 I ASKED HIM TO STOP BY. 441 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,919 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 442 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,355 BANG! YOU'RE DEAD. 443 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,823 VERY STUPID MOVE, DREW. 444 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,815 LET ME IN AND CLOSE THE DOOR. 445 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:02,064 HOW DID YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE A GUN? 446 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,199 I'VE BEEN INSIDE THREE TIMES, DREW. 447 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,201 OR SHOULD I SAY, "MR. BUBBLE"? 448 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:10,072 YOU MEAN, YOU CAN GET IN AND OUT OF MY HOUSE 449 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,606 WITHOUT ME KNOWING IT? 450 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,108 IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT 451 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,710 IF THE FAKE PLASTIC ROCK WITH THE KEY 452 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,712 WASN'T SITTING UNDER THE WELCOME MAT. 453 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,714 WELL, IT'S EASIER THAN STICKING IT 454 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,274 UP THE CERAMIC FROG'S BUTT, LET ME TELL YOU. 455 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,256 I NEVER HAD TO WORRY BEFORE. 456 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,258 I DON'T WANT TO START NOW. 457 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,759 YOU BETTER START NOW, DREW. 458 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,761 1 OUT OF 8 STALKING CASES 459 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,263 IS A DISGRUNTLED EX-EMPLOYEE. 460 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,265 THE OTHER SEVEN ARE UNREQUITED LOVE. 461 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,366 SO, YOU'RE SAFE THERE. 462 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,103 LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOU STOPPING BY, 463 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,571 BUT I THINK WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 464 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,639 YEAH. RIGHT. 465 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:46,141 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. 466 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,210 WE CAN GET THIS DONE QUICKLY. 467 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,312 KATE, CLOSE ALL THE BLINDS AND THE DRAPES. 468 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,481 YOU, TALL GUY, GET ME SOME ROPE. 469 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:57,152 WE'RE GOING TO SET UP A FEW TRIP WIRES. 470 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,288 YOU, JAY, GO SHOVEL THE WALK. 471 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,289 THANKS, CHUCK. 472 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,724 I DON'T THINK I NEED ALL THIS STUFF. 473 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,726 YOU'RE NOT DYING ON MY WATCH. 474 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,728 CURLY, FIND ME A TAPE RECORDER. 475 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,631 I DON'T WANT A CALL THAT'S NOT TAPED. 476 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,133 CURLY... I LIKE THAT. 477 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,667 WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME? 478 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,303 UH, ANNOYING. LET'S GO. 479 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,671 WE HAVE WORK TO DO. 480 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,673 HOLD IT. STOP. 481 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:20,675 I CAN'T GO TO MY BAR. 482 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,311 I CAN'T GET MY MAIL. 483 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,813 I CAN'T EVEN TALK ON THE PHONE. 484 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,514 WHAT'LL IT TAKE TO FEEL SAFE? 485 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,950 A 24-HOUR POLICE WATCH, 486 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,451 AN UNLISTED NUMBER, 487 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,453 AN ELECTRONIC SECURITY SYSTEM, 488 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:32,721 OR YOU COULD JUST MOVE. 489 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,789 THAT'S IT. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 490 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,893 I'M NOT SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE HIDING. 491 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,461 SOME PEOPLE RUN FROM DANGER. 492 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,463 I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. 493 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,465 DREW, YOU HAVE A SURGE PROTECTOR 494 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,033 ON YOUR ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH. 495 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,369 HEY, 7 OUT OF 10 HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS 496 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,537 OCCUR IN THE MOUTH. 497 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,507 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT US TO STAY? 498 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,009 LOOK, I APPRECIATE EVERYBODY'S CONCERN. 499 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,577 IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO. 500 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,578 THANKS. 501 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,413 TAKE IT EASY, DREW. 502 00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,414 SEE YOU. 503 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,783 AAH! AAH! 504 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,340 HA HA. HA HA. 505 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,244 SOMEBODY DESERVES A BUBBLE BATH TONIGHT. 506 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,900 HEY, EARL, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, 507 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,890 I'M COMING OUT WITH THE TRASH! 508 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,905 I'M ALL ALONE! 509 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,663 JUST ME AND MY TIGER-WOLF HYBRID FOAMY. 510 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,478 GRR. 511 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,036 GRR. 512 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,239 SHH. FOAMY, SHH. 513 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,259 THAT'S A CUTE NAME... FOAMY. 514 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,395 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 515 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,863 ♪ 720 SEDGWICK ♪♪ 516 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,800 O.K., THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. 517 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,802 I'M GOING UPSTAIRS, GETTING MY BAT, 518 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,804 AND SHOW YOU YOUR SECOND MISTAKE... 519 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,140 WAITING FOR ME TO GET MY BAT. 520 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,008 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 521 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,509 I'M NOT HERE FOR THAT. 522 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,011 I JUST NEED TO TALK. 523 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,512 I CAME BY THE WARSAW. 524 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,415 I COULDN'T DO IT THERE. 525 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,616 THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED? 526 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,653 YEAH. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY JOB, DREW. 527 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,990 IF YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO THE SHRINK, 528 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,491 I'M WILLING TO DO IT. 529 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:17,525 REALLY? 530 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,027 YEAH. THAT'S ALL I WANTED... 531 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,095 HER NUMBER. 532 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,964 SO, YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME? 533 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,666 NAH. YOU WERE JUST DOING YOUR JOB. 534 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:28,303 OH, MAN, I WAS PRETTY SCARED THERE FOR A WHILE. 535 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,305 MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES. 536 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,840 I SHOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN THAT PERM. 537 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,275 HA HA HA. 538 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,944 LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE? 539 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,447 I'LL GO GET THE NUMBER OF THAT SHRINK. 540 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,948 YOU KNOW, UH, 541 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,616 I MAY HAVE MISJUDGED YOU, 542 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,618 BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT, 543 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,153 YOU WERE ACTING CRAZY. 544 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,654 YEAH. I KNOW. 545 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,656 BUT I'M READY TO TAKE MATTERS 546 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,893 INTO MY OWN HANDS AND SOLVE MY PROBLEM. 547 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,963 YOU JUST OUGHT TO REALLY BE PROUD OF YOURSELF. 548 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,564 BE RIGHT BACK. 549 00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,568 I'M JUST REALLY GLAD WE GOT TO WORK THIS THING OUT. 550 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,437 I JUST LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS. 551 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,039 ME, TOO. 552 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,343 ME, TOO. 553 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,284 DROP IT... 554 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,308 NOW. 555 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,846 HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. 556 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,594 CHUCK, PUT THE GUN DOWN. 557 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,595 IT'S O.K. 558 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,097 I REASONED WITH HIM. 559 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,533 DREW, IF I DIDN'T COME BACK, 560 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,035 HE WOULD'VE SHOT YOU. 561 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,969 REALLY? 562 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,971 YEAH. 563 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,473 I'LL HOLD HIM HERE, DREW. 564 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,308 YOU GO CALL THE COPS. 565 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,310 BUT BEFORE THE COPS GET HERE, 566 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,080 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 567 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,315 UHH. 568 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:48,383 EASY, DREW. 569 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,907 HE'LL GET ENOUGH OF THAT IN PRISON. 570 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,461 KA KA KA CHA CHA CHA. 571 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,463 KA KA KA CHA CHA CHA. 572 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,264 REE REE REE! 573 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,734 REE REE REE! 574 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:06,735 NIGHT, MIMI. 575 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,036 NIGHT. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 576 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,705 YOU, TOO. 577 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,374 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 578 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,509 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 579 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,977 "DEAR MIMI, 580 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,780 "AND IN CLOSING, MY DARLING MIMI, 581 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:22,050 "I WILL LOVE YOU LONGER THAN TIME ITSELF. 582 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:27,356 ETERNALLY YOURS, ANTONIO BANDERAS." 583 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,591 "P.S.- THANK YOU FOR YOUR PICTURE. 584 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:32,148 I THINK I FOUND WALDO." 38759

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