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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:03,947 READ 'EM AND WEEP. 2 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:04,948 AWW, MAN. 3 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,450 BOY, DREW, IT'S GREAT 4 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,651 YOU'RE FINALLY OVER THIS MANAGEMENT/ EMPLOYEE, 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,320 I-CAN'T-SEE-LISA THING. 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,355 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 7 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,457 BUT IT WAS GETTING KINDA STUPID. 8 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:14,458 YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO. 9 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,459 HOW 'BOUT YOU, MARTHA? 10 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:16,960 SURE THING, FRED. 11 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:18,328 WOULD YOU GUYS STOP WORRYING? 12 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,896 LISA'S HERE AS MY FRIEND, 13 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,664 NOT AS DREW'S SECRET GIRLFRIEND. 14 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,833 I THOUGHT I WAS DREW'S SECRET GIRLFRIEND. 15 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,702 IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT, 16 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:29,039 AND IT FAILED, SO LET IT GO. 17 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,762 EVERYBODY ANTE UP. 18 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,513 OH, OSWALD, THIS ISN'T STRIP POKER. 19 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,316 I KNOW. I'M JUST OUT OF MONEY, 20 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,018 AND I'M BETTING MY SOCK. 21 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:43,186 DID YOU JOG TODAY? YEAH. 22 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,210 YEAH, WELL, HERE'S 5 BUCKS. 23 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:49,326 O.K., WHAT DO YOU SAY WE LIVEN THIS UP? 24 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,860 HIGH CARD HAS TO TELL 25 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,896 THE WEIRDEST PLACE THEY EVER HAD SEX. 26 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,064 HMMM... 27 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:55,487 ON A WOMAN. 28 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,202 WE HAVEN'T DEALT THE CARDS YET, OSWALD. 29 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,370 ON A TRAIN. 30 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,438 OSWALD. 31 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,940 JUST OUTSIDE OF TOLEDO. 32 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,942 O.K., YOU'RE DONE. 33 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:08,345 KING OF SPADES IS HIGH, LEWIS. 34 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,946 WEIRDEST PLACE, HUH? 35 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,282 I GUESS I'D HAVE TO SAY... 36 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,151 MR. TOAD'S WILD RIDE. 37 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,718 AT DISNEYLAND? 38 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,742 NO. THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE CALLED IT. 39 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,190 O.K., I FOLD. 40 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,025 AH, COME ON, DREW. 41 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:23,293 YOU'VE BEEN AROUND. 42 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,561 WHAT'S YOUR STRANGEST PLACE? 43 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,795 AH, COME ON, 44 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,997 THERE'S BEEN SO MANY, I DON'T WANT TO BRAG. 45 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,433 WHAT? ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR FRIENDS 46 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,633 WILL THINK YOU HAVE SEX? 47 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,502 SHUT UP. THEY KNOW I DON'T. 48 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,870 YEAH. 49 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,238 ALL RIGHT, THEN LET ME GUESS. 50 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,707 COULD IT BE IN YOUR CAR? 51 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,476 IN YOUR BED? 52 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,412 ON THE POOL TABLE TOMORROW NIGHT? 53 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,181 OH... OOH... 54 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,450 'KAY, LOOKS LIKE I WIN. EVERYBODY LEAVE. 55 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:49,286 DREW, I SAID TOMORROW NIGHT. 56 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,188 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I GOT TO CALL MY MOM 57 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,855 AND TELL HER THE GOOD NEWS. 58 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:57,994 ♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪ 59 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:02,099 ♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪ 60 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,900 ♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪ 61 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,103 ♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪ 62 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,660 ♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪ 63 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:15,567 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 64 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,248 HERE YOU GO, BUDS. 65 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,750 SO, UH, OSWALD, 66 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,185 ANY PROBLEMS AT THE JOB INTERVIEW? 67 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:23,352 I DON'T THINK SO, 68 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:25,088 BUT I MAY HAVE GOTTEN SOMETHING BACKWARDS. 69 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,455 IS IT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE 70 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,024 AND DON'T SCRATCH YOUR ASS? 71 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:31,594 COME ON. I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE. 72 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,262 I'M NOT TOTALLY INEPT. 73 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,397 SO HOW DID IT GO? 74 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,865 NOT TOO GOOD. 75 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,767 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD NEVER ASK A WOMAN 76 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,102 IF SHE'S PREGNANT. 77 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,269 NO. 78 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,005 SO, YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOB. 79 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,407 NO. MAYBE IF I HADN'T RUBBED HER TUMMY AND SAID, 80 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,271 "HEY, YOU GOT A LINEBACKER IN THERE!" 81 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,478 UH-OH. 82 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,747 AN ANGRY MOB. 83 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:53,683 OH... THEY'RE JUST THE PEOPLE FROM YOUR STORE. 84 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,851 HEY, KATE. 85 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:55,985 OH, HI, LEWIS. HI, GUYS. 86 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,120 HOW'D THE UNION MEETING GO? 87 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,287 IT'S STILL GOING. 88 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,655 WE'RE TAKING A BREAK TO HAVE A FEW BEERS. 89 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,490 OH, YEAH? GONNA CELEBRATE THAT BIG, NEW CONTRACT? 90 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,459 I DON'T THINK SO, WE'RE HEADED FOR A STRIKE. 91 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,795 A STRIKE? BOY, YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 92 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,463 YOU KNOW, DREW, YOU MAY WANT TO LEAVE NOW. 93 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,798 WHY, 'CAUSE I'M MANAGEMENT? 94 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:09,799 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', 95 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,034 I'M JUST BARELY MANAGEMENT. 96 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,668 IF, UH, MANAGEMENT WAS A BIG DINNER, 97 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,470 I'D BE SITTIN' AT THE KIDDIE TABLE. 98 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,471 DREW, THIS IS NOTHIN' TO DO 99 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,672 WITH YOU BEING MANAGEMENT. 100 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:17,974 I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU. 101 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,110 BUT I-I DO LIKE YOU, 102 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:21,177 AND I STILL WANT YOU TO LEAVE. 103 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,046 COME ON. WAIT A MINUTE. 104 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,781 LET ME BE THE LAST VOICE OF SANITY YOU HEAR... 105 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,816 YOU CAN'T STRIKE A FEW WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 106 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,517 YOU'LL SHUT DOWN THE STORE. 107 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,453 BESIDES, I HIRED EVERY DWARF IN CLEVELAND 108 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:32,177 TO RIDE THAT LITTLE TRAIN IN THE LOBBY. 109 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,158 OH, I'M SORRY, DREW, 110 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,259 BUT WE'RE JUST SICK AND TIRED 111 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:37,693 OF WORKING OUR BUTTS OFF FOR LOW WAGES 112 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,295 WHILE MANAGEMENT GETS FAT. 113 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,330 HEY, MAYBE MANAGEMENT HAS A SLOW METABOLISM. 114 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,166 YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? 115 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,667 I THINK MANAGEMENT'S GOT TO STOP 116 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:47,203 DIPPING HIS BUTTER COOKIES IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP. 117 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,938 WOW, HAVE YOU LOST TOUCH. 118 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,840 NOW YOU'RE JUST MR. BIG SHOT 119 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,809 SITTING WAY UP IN YOUR IVORY TOWER. 120 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,811 IVORY TOWER? IT'S A CUBICLE. 121 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,313 I SIT IN A PLASTIC CHAIR. 122 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,657 YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB IF IT WASN'T FOR ME. 123 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,919 HOLD ON A MINUTE. 124 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,553 LOOK WHAT WE'RE DOING, DREW. 125 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,423 I MEAN, I APPRECIATE THAT YOU GAVE ME A JOB, 126 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,859 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE SOME ROUGH SEAS AHEAD, 127 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,862 SO LET'S AGREE, RIGHT NOW, THAT IF THIS THING 128 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,697 EVER MAKES US FORGET THAT WE'RE FRIENDS, 129 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:17,956 WE'LL TAKE A TIME-OUT AND GIVE EACH OTHER A BIG HUG. DEAL? 130 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,336 ALL RIGHT. 131 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,437 O.K. DEAL. 132 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,173 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT AGAINST UNIONS. 133 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,240 I'M JUST SURE WE CAN SOLVE THIS THING 134 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,142 WITHOUT A BIG, UGLY STRIKE. 135 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,310 I USED TO BE A SALESPERSON. 136 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,511 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 137 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:29,645 I MEAN, I HIRED MOST OF YOU. 138 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,281 YOU'RE LIKE MY FAMILY. 139 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:34,284 KATE, LARRY... 140 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:36,286 YOU OVER THERE... 141 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,586 GUY WITH THE HAT... 142 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,322 THE WOMAN WITH THE SWEATER... 143 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,291 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO AVOID AN UGLY STRIKE, 144 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,391 GIVE US THE SCOOP 145 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,655 ON HOW MUCH MANAGEMENT'S WILLING TO BEND. 146 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:46,996 ALL RIGHT, IF IT'LL HELP SAVE CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYBODY, 147 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,260 I'LL SPILL MY GUTS. 148 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:50,967 OK... 149 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,769 HOW MUCH DO THEY HAVE IN THE BUDGET FOR RAISES? 150 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,338 I DON'T KNOW. 151 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:58,407 DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET MORE VACATION TIME? 152 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,044 I DON'T KNOW. 153 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,546 CAN WE GET MORE HEALTH-CARE BENEFITS? 154 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,248 I... DON'T KNOW. 155 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,183 LET'S TRY THIS ONE... 156 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,252 HOW CAN YOU BE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF PERSONNEL 157 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,286 AND BE SO COMPLETELY OUT OF TOUCH 158 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,121 WITH WHAT'S GOING ON IN MANAGEMENT? 159 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,957 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD? 160 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,059 STRIKE! STRIKE! 161 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,761 All: STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! 162 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,785 STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE... 163 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,768 BOY, DREW, YOU'RE ALL COVERED UP. 164 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,036 IS IT COLD OUT, 165 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,872 OR DID THE CITY PASS AN UGLY ORDINANCE? 166 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,141 I'M COVERED UP 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING 167 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,409 TO SNEAK THROUGH THE PICKET LINE. 168 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,410 I WOULD HAVE MADE IT, TOO, 169 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,079 EXCEPT SOMEONE POINTED ME OUT. 170 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,981 HEY, I DIDN'T SAY YOUR NAME. 171 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,449 NO, ALL YOU SAID WAS, "THERE'S THE CAUSE OF ALL YOUR TROUBLES, 172 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,633 AND THERE'S A PILE OF ROCKS." 173 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,621 OH, LET ME ADD THIS TO YOUR PILE. 174 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,124 THE FIRST WAVE OF INCOMPETENT TEMP WORKERS 175 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,828 ARE WAITING IN THE LOBBY. 176 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,963 LASHONDRA, COULD YOU SEND IN THE FIRST TEMP WORKERS, PLEASE? 177 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,064 LASHONDRA? 178 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,188 LASHONDRA'S ON STRIKE. 179 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,904 HELLO? WHO'S THERE? 180 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,405 HEAR THAT, MIMI? 181 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:05,208 ONE OF THE INCOMPETENT TEMP WORKERS HEARD THE PHONE RINGING 182 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:07,843 AND TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO ANSWER THE PHONE. 183 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,045 HI, THERE. 184 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,214 WHO'S THE EAGER BEAVER I'M SPEAKING TO? 185 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,382 HELLO? 186 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:15,084 WHERE'S THE VOICE COMING FROM? 187 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,153 HOW COME THERE'S SO MANY BUTTONS ON THIS THING. 188 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,487 HEY, LISTEN TO THIS... 189 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,929 I'LL MAKE SURE THEY FIND THEIR WAY UP HERE. 190 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,793 I GOT A POCKETFUL OF FEED CORN. 191 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,989 I BET YOU GOT MORE THAN A POCKETFUL. 192 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,404 PAYCHECK. 193 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,739 OH, NORA, AM I GLAD ACCOUNTING ISN'T ON STRIKE. 194 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,507 IT IS, BUT I'M MARRIED TO MY JOB, 195 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:39,831 AND I DO NOT CHEAT. 196 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,211 LOOK, UH, NORA, 197 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,513 I KNOW YOU AND I HAVE HAD OUR PROBLEMS IN THE PAST, 198 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,082 BUT I MAY NEED YOUR HELP ON SOMETHING. 199 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,183 YOU SEE, UH, 200 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,517 I MIGHT NEED TO HIRE SOME... 201 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,019 HOW DO I PUT THIS? 202 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:53,189 UNDOCUMENTED CANADIANS TO DO A LITTLE ODD JOBS AROUND THE STORE. 203 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,257 AHEM. 204 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,259 DO THEY HAVE WORK VISAS? 205 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,662 NOT EXACTLY... 206 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,097 BUT IT'S VERY COMMON. THEY COME HERE TO WORK 207 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,265 IN EXCHANGE FOR CIGARETTES 208 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,788 AND REGULAR BACON. 209 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,903 COME ON, CHEER UP. I'M MAKING A JOKE. 210 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,905 I'M TRYING TO BOOST MORALE AROUND HERE. 211 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,240 MY MORALE IS UP. 212 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,898 I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 213 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,412 HEY, DREW. 214 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,181 OSWALD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 215 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:19,349 I'M HERE FOR A JOB. 216 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:22,051 HI. 217 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,386 I'M OSWALD. 218 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,055 I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY GOT THAT WORKED OUT. 219 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,223 YEAH. 220 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,092 OH, OK, EVERYBODY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 221 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,260 WE HAVE OPENINGS ALL OVER THE STORE, 222 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,629 SO WHO HAS ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? 223 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:36,866 I CAN PLAY SWANEE RIVER ON THE TELEPHONE. 224 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,734 AND WE HAVE A PARKING ATTENDANT. 225 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:39,735 THANK YOU. 226 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,404 OK, GO-GETTERS, 227 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,272 THE PAYROLL DEPARTMENT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER... 228 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,807 AND... LISTEN, WE DON'T HAVE 229 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:45,941 A REAL STRICT DRESS CODE HERE, 230 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,244 BUT IF YOU COULD WEAR SHOES TOMORROW, SIR? 231 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,268 THANK YOU. 232 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,614 YOU KNOW, DREW, 233 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,149 I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE 234 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,484 OF OUR FRIENDSHIP AND ALL, 235 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,986 BUT COULD I HAVE A JOB WHERE I TRAVEL? 236 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,123 OK, BUT LISTEN, WHILE WE'RE SETTING THAT UP, 237 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,491 HOW ABOUT IF I START YOU OUT 238 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,060 IN, UH... COSMETICS? 239 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:07,997 COSMETICS? THAT'S A GIRL JOB. 240 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,165 PAYS 7 BUCKS AN HOUR. 241 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,523 HEY, I'LL CUT IT OFF FOR $7.00 AN HOUR. 242 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,671 DID I JUST HEAR 243 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,141 YOU'RE GIVING AWAY JOBS IN COSMETICS? 244 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,942 YEAH. "GIVING AWAY" AND "THROWING AWAY" 245 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,444 ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS, MIMI. 246 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:25,148 SEND ME IN, COACH. I AM READY. I CAN DO THIS. 247 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,150 MIMI, COME ON, THE COSMETICS COUNTER 248 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,934 IS RIGHT BY THE FRONT DOOR. 249 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,389 YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 250 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:37,115 YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND YOU NEED ME. 251 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,729 ALL RIGHT. I'M GIVING YOU A CHANCE, 252 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:41,730 BUT DON'T BLOW IT. 253 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,899 BLOW IT? FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 254 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,034 I'VE BEEN PUTTING ON MAKEUP 255 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,603 EVERY MORNING SINCE I WAS 12. 256 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,172 YEAH. MAYBE ONE NIGHT 257 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,096 YOU'LL ACTUALLY TAKE SOME OFF. 258 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,912 YOU CAN TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, MA'AM, 259 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,182 IT'S REALLY GOOD MAKEUP. 260 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,383 IT'S MADE IN FRANCE. 261 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,384 MMM. 262 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,152 SO YOU GOING TO BUY IT OR WHAT? 263 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,221 HMM. WAS IT TESTED ON ANIMALS? 264 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,389 YES, 265 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,379 AND THEY LOOKED FANTASTIC. 266 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,561 THAT'S NOT GONNA CUT IT, OSWALD. 267 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,496 YOU HAVE TO TEASE THE CUSTOMER. 268 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,931 WANT THIS MAKEUP? CAN'T HAVE IT. 269 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,066 YOU WANT IT? CAN'T HAVE IT. 270 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,067 WHO'S GOT THE MAKEUP? 271 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,068 I GOT THE MAKE UP. YOU WANT IT? 272 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,903 CAN'T HAVE IT. 273 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:23,606 SOMEBODY'S GOING TO LOSE AN EYE. 274 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,109 SO, SCABMEISTER, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 275 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,144 TOTALLY INSANE. EVERYONE HATES ME 276 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,745 'CAUSE I HAVE TO HIRE THE PEOPLE TO FILL IN. 277 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:30,980 I DO ALL THE DIRTY WORK 278 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,615 WHILE THE BIGWIGS HIDE UP IN THEIR OFFICES. 279 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:33,649 "HEY, LOOK AT CAREY DOWN THERE 280 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:34,650 "RUNNING THROUGH THE PICKET LINE. 281 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,052 HE'S QUICK FOR A BIG MAN." 282 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,489 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE. 283 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:40,889 IT'S A LITTLE EARLY, ISN'T IT, KATE? 284 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,625 WELL, I FIGURED OUT MY BUDGET, 285 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,892 AND BASED ON THE FIRST WEEK 286 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:44,893 OF THE STRIKE, I'LL BE BROKE 287 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,229 BY DECEMBER 24. SO... 288 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,131 OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL THIS. 289 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,366 KATE, THIS IS SO SWEET. YOU WENT OUT 290 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,400 AND BOUGHT US SOMETHING NICE 291 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,401 WHILE YOU STILL HAD THE MONEY. 292 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,137 OH, NAH. I GOT YOU CRAP. 293 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,171 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BRING YOU DOWN 294 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,540 CHRISTMAS MORNING. 295 00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:00,276 I'M SURE IT'S NOT CRAP. I'M SURE THEY'RE GREAT. 296 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,712 HEY, LOOK, SHOES. WHAT A GREAT GIFT. 297 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,749 WAIT A SECOND. THESE ARE MY SHOES. 298 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,451 I KNOW. I POLISHED THEM FOR YOU. 299 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,452 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 300 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,454 WOW. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 301 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,289 I CAN SEE MYSELF. 302 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,291 HEY, LOOK! I'M DISAPPOINTED 303 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,595 WITH MY CRAPPY GIFT! 304 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,496 NO, I LOVE IT. THANKS, KATE. 305 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,064 HEY! 306 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,633 A ROCK. 307 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,000 OOH. 308 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,403 YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY ROCKS. 309 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,507 UNLESS THEY'RE ON TOP OF YOU. 310 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,409 WOW! IT'S AN EGG! 311 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,478 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 312 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,480 I PAINTED IT MYSELF, DREW. 313 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,715 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. IT LOOKS STORE-BOUGHT. 314 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,651 HEY, SINCE WE'RE OPENING PRESENTS 315 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,219 LET'S OPEN THE ONES YOU GOT FOR US, DREW. 316 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,289 NO. THOSE AREN'T FOR YOU, THEY'RE FOR ME. 317 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,490 IT'S POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT. 318 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,558 EVERY TIME I DON'T OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR, 319 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:49,625 I GET MYSELF A GIFT. 320 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,959 WHAT'S IN THE BOXES? 321 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,684 UH, HAM. 322 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,131 WHAT'S THE MATTER, AFRAID YOU CAN'T TOP A ROCK? 323 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,933 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD, 324 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,436 BUT I WISH I'D GOTTEN YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 325 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,659 I BET IT'S MY WATCH. 326 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,940 OH, MAN. 327 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,141 OOH. 328 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,310 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GOT ME 329 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,179 THIS BEAUTIFUL SWEATER AND I GOT YOU AN EGG. 330 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,548 WELL, YOU KNOW, KATE, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. 331 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,584 I DIDN'T REALLY EVEN THINK ABOUT IT EITHER. 332 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:15,784 I JUST GRABBED IT... 333 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,786 GRABBED IT FROM THE FRIDGE. 334 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,089 WELL, YOU HAD TO CARRY IT AL THE WAY OVER HERE. 335 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,358 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, DREW. 336 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,227 THIS ISN'T AN EASY TIME FOR EITHER OF US. 337 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,661 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 338 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,962 MUST BE TOUGH FOR YA STANDING ON THE PICKET LINE 339 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,464 IN THE FREEZING COLD. 340 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,466 ALTHOUGH, WHEN YOU SET THE DELIVERY TRUCK ON FIRE, 341 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,601 THAT MUST HAVE WARMED YOU UP A LITTLE. 342 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,237 YEAH... YEAH. 343 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,271 HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU TRYING 344 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,439 TO REPLACE EVERYBODY? 345 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,473 I MEAN, THAT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH. 346 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,308 YEAH, BOY, IT'S KILLING ME. 347 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,610 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF THE STORE, 348 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:41,711 BUT THE COSMETICS COUNTER 349 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,011 IS PRETTY SPECIALIZED. 350 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,780 YOU REALLY HAVE TO KNOW YOUR STUFF. 351 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:45,836 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 352 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,321 HUG? 353 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,822 OSWALD? 354 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,959 YOU PUT OSWALD IN COSMETICS? 355 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,450 COME ON, REMEMBER OUR DEAL, KATE. HUG. 356 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,266 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 357 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,801 AWW... BESIDES, IT'S NOT JUST ME. 358 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,558 I'M BACKING UP MIMI. 359 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,645 HUG, HUG, HUG, HUG, HUG. 360 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,647 YOU PUT MIMI IN COSMETICS? 361 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:18,781 OH, GREAT. 362 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,082 WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT IKE TURNER 363 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,918 IN THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT? 364 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,276 HUG. 365 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,923 YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN. 366 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:28,924 I'M OK. 367 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,426 I'M ALL RIGHT. 368 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,429 THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL. 369 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,964 IF... IF I STARTED THIS, 370 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,199 I'LL GLADLY GIVE UP THE JOB. 371 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,269 NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU JUST NEED THE WORK, 372 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,270 AND DREW'S JUST DOING HIS JOB. 373 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,472 UNFORTUNATELY, DREW'S JOB IS TO HIRE 374 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,240 REPLACEMENT WORKERS TO BUST UP THE STRIKE 375 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,442 SO WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH MONEY 376 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,510 TO BUY REAL CHEESE. 377 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,778 I HAD TO BUY CHEEZE WITH A "Z." 378 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,402 GEE, DID I SAY THAT? HUG. 379 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,818 YOU KNOW, I'M ONLY DOING THIS 380 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,985 TO KEEP THE STORE OPEN SO YOU HAVE A JOB 381 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:57,986 TO COME BACK TO. 382 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,455 I'M DOING THIS TO HELP YOU, KATE. 383 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,090 HELP ME?! IF YOU HELP ME ANY MORE, 384 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,683 I'M GONNA BE STARVING, BROKE, COLD... HUG! 385 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,164 EARDRUMS! 386 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,855 TURNING RED! 387 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,303 HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 388 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,471 UHH... 389 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,039 YOU KNOW, 390 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,409 CHRISTMAS CAN'T COME TOO EARLY OR TOO OFTEN. 391 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,577 HUG? 392 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,633 OHH... 393 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,123 OK. AS IF TODAY HASN'T BEEN BAD ENOUGH, 394 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,290 I HAVE ANOTHER EMERGENCY. 395 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,625 THERE'S BEEN A COUPLE OF NO-SHOWS IN LINGERIE, 396 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,527 SO I'M FILLING IN WITH NORA. 397 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,695 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT'S COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME. 398 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,765 SO... IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CALL ME. 399 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,934 DO NOT LEAVE THE SALES AREA. 400 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,357 YEAH. WHATEVER. 401 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,471 AND DON'T BE RUDE TO THE CUSTOMERS. 402 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,041 FOR INSTANCE, IF SOMEBODY COMES UP TO YOU AND SAYS, 403 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,943 "HEY, HALLOWEEN WAS OVER A MONTH AGO," 404 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,377 YOU WOULD SAY... 405 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,579 I'D SAY "HOW YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT PHONE 406 00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,837 IF IT'S RINGING OUT OF YOUR BUTT?" 407 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,919 AND? 408 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,587 AND, "THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING 409 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:06,856 AT WINFRED-LOUDER." 410 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,323 EXCELLENT. 411 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,092 NOW, OSWALD, DID YOU FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF 412 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,160 WITH ALL THE PRODUCTS? 413 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,129 YES. YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING. 414 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,831 ALL RIGHT. UH, WHAT... UH... WHAT'S THIS? 415 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,034 POWDERY STUFF. MAKEUP OF SOME KIND. 416 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,169 AM I RIGHT? 417 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,670 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 418 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,939 OH. AND ONE LAST THING. 419 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,941 UH, AND YOU CAN'T REPEAT THIS TO ANYONE, 420 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,777 BUT THE COMPANY IS ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE. 421 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,145 I WISH I HAD SOMEONE BEHIND THE COUNTER 422 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,846 WHO KNEW THE FIRST THING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, 423 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,981 BUT SINCE I'M STUCK WITH YOU GUYS, 424 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,348 WELL... GOOD LUCK. 425 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,350 WE'LL MAKE YOU PROUD, BUD. 426 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,509 HI. CAN I HELP YOU TO LOOK MORE LOVELY? 427 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,257 IS KATE WORKING TODAY? 428 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,491 NO, KATE'S ON STRIKE 429 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,760 BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BEAUTY NEEDS. 430 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,162 MAY I HELP YOU? 431 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,463 WELL, I'M LOOKING FOR AN EYE SHADOW 432 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,965 IN SORT OF AN AQUAMARINE. 433 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,466 OH. LIKE THIS? 434 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,335 UH, NO. MORE ROSE TINT. 435 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,336 LIKE THIS? 436 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,404 YES, BUT DARKER. 437 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,739 OH, LIKE THIS? YES! 438 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,741 HAZELTINE SEA BREEZE NUMBER 14, 439 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,076 BUT YOU WON'T FIND IT IN STORES. 440 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,700 I MAKE IT AT HOME. SORRY. 441 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,415 OK, HERE'S YOUR WONDER BRA, 442 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,317 YOUR WONDER PANTIES. 443 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,507 HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. 444 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,024 BOY, SOME GUY'S IN FOR A SHOCK 445 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,391 WHEN HE TURNS ON THE LIGHTS AND POURS SOME WINE 446 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,426 AND EVERYTHING HE'S INTERESTED IN 447 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,995 IS STILL IN HER UNDERWEAR. HEH HEH. 448 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,431 DO YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN LIKE THAT? 449 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,899 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT WOMEN. 450 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,134 I'M TALKING ABOUT HUMAN NATURE... 451 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,768 YOU KNOW, THE WAY PEOPLE TRY TO FOOL EACH OTHER. 452 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,304 THAT'S NOT HOW I'M LIKE. 453 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,573 I SAY, TAKE ME AS I AM, OR JUST DON'T TAKE ME AT ALL. 454 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,977 OH, LOOK. THERE GOES MY INTEREST. 455 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,946 HI. 456 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,948 WE'RE GIVING AWAY FREE MAKEOVERS TODAY. 457 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,415 SIT DOWN. 458 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,206 SIT DOWN! 459 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:46,788 YES. MR. BELL. YEAH. 460 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,023 YEAH. I KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE GUY 461 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,325 IN SPORTING GOODS. 462 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,861 IT'S OK. HE'LL BE FINE. THERE'S GUNS THERE. 463 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,528 YEAH. I'M DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN. 464 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,430 THANK YOU, SIR. BYE. 465 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,199 Woman: EXCUSE ME! CAN SOMEONE HELP ME HERE?! 466 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,034 I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 467 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,937 LISTEN, YOU STAY HERE AND GUARD THE REGISTER. 468 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,205 TRY NOT TO LOOK SO EMBARRASSED 469 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,373 TO BE HERE. 470 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,297 YEAH, THAT'S BETTER. 471 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,778 EXCUSE ME. I NEED SOME HELP 472 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,981 PICKING OUT SOME LINGERIE FOR MY WIFE. 473 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:12,982 WE'RE GOING TO TAHITI. 474 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,738 THAT SOUNDS FUN. 475 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,255 I'D LIKE SOMETHING KIND OF SHEER AND CLINGY. 476 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,322 YOU KNOW, KELLY AND I 477 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,423 ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS 478 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,259 TO HEIGHTEN THE ANTICIPATION OF INTERCOURSE. 479 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,095 THE... PRIMARY EXPORTS OF TAHITI 480 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,352 ARE VANILLA AND SUGAR CANE. 481 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,368 HEY, I LIKE THIS. 482 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,636 BUT I'M NOT SURE IT'D FIT. 483 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,639 SAY, YOU'RE ABOUT MY WIFE'S HEIGHT. 484 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,840 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THIS IN FRONT OF YOU? 485 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,210 OH... UH... UH... 486 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,411 COME ON. 487 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,716 I SUPPOSE THERE'S NO HARM. 488 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,649 OH, YEAH. THAT LOOKS HOT. 489 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,118 IT DOES? 490 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,774 ABSOLUTELY. 491 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,744 RUFF. 492 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,226 LOOK, THERE'S A STRIKE GOING ON, 493 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,760 WE'RE VERY SHORTHANDED. 494 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,530 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S SIZE OR NOT? 495 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,098 EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. 496 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,788 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 497 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,037 LOOK, IT'S COMFORTABLE, 498 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,494 IT BREATHES, I THINK I CAN EVEN JOG IN IT. 499 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,175 GOOD. 500 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,367 BOY, THIS DAY'S NEVER GOING TO END. 501 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,785 OH, MY GOD, THERE'S MORE. 502 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,776 SOMEONE BURN THE NEST. 503 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,896 HAIRCUT? 504 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,031 DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? 505 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,032 UH-UH. 506 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,234 IT'S A NEW SHIRT. 507 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,702 NOPE. 508 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,838 WHAT IS IT? 509 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,062 I'M WEARING MAKEUP. 510 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,377 YOU'RE KIDDING. 511 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,212 NOPE. YOU CAN'T SEE IT 512 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,270 'CAUSE IT'S CALLED "CONCEALER." 513 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,420 BOY, IF I SEE ONE MORE PAIR OF WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR... 514 00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,855 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, DREW. 515 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,491 HEH HEH. 516 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,925 HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS STRIKE THING 517 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,461 GONNA GO ON, DREW? IT'S BEEN 3 WEEKS. 518 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,561 I DON'T KNOW. 519 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,963 THE TEAMSTERS WON'T DELIVER MERCHANDISE, 520 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,965 THE MANAGEMENT'S ALL ON THE FLOOR, 521 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,367 AND RIGHT NOW THE DAY-CARE CENTER'S 522 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,969 JUST A BIG, NOISY CLOSET WITH A LOCK ON IT. 523 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,570 I SURE COULD USE A BEER RIGHT NOW. 524 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,973 HEY. I'M WORKING, I'LL BUY. 525 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,409 HEY, KATE. A COUPLE BEERS OVER HERE. 526 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,378 I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT A WAITRESS, 527 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,512 I'M A BUSGIRL. 528 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,747 KATE, WHEN DID YOU START WORKING HERE? 529 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,249 WAIT. LET ME TRY TO REMEMBER. 530 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,751 WAS IT BEFORE I GOT MY RENT OVERDUE NOTICE 531 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,254 OR AFTER MY CAT LEFT ME FOR A BAG LADY? 532 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,025 O'BRIEN, I DIDN'T HIRE YOU TO CHAT WITH YOUR BUDDIES. 533 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,159 IF YOU DON'T GET IT IN GEAR 534 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,193 AND CLEAN THE CRAP OFF THE TABLES, 535 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,228 YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. 536 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,762 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 537 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,426 I'LL GET ON THE TABLES RIGHT AWAY. 538 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:47,169 THAT'S IT. THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. 539 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,870 KATE, I'M SO SORRY. 540 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,739 I DON'T KNOW HOW CAN I BE ON THE SIDE OF PEOPLE 541 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,474 THAT HAVE REDUCED MY FRIENDS TO THIS? 542 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,509 I'M KILLING MYSELF 543 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,676 TRYING TO KEEP THE STORE RUNNING 544 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,810 WITH A SKELETON CREW JUST SO THE COMPANY 545 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,212 CAN MAKE A FEW BUCKS. 546 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,547 I'M GOING ON STRIKE. 547 00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,948 WHAT? 548 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,116 THAT'S RIGHT. 549 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,184 TOMORROW MORNING I'M ON THAT PICKET LINE. 550 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,252 WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE 551 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,319 HOLDING THAT SIGN IN THE SLUSH, 552 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,587 I'LL BE THERE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. 553 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:06,655 I DON'T CARE IF I RUN OUT OF MONEY, 554 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,756 I DON'T CARE IF I RUN OUT OF FOOD. 555 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,091 I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT OFFICE 556 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,859 AS LONG AS THERE'S DECENT PEOPLE LIKE YOU 557 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,061 FIGHTING FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN. 558 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,295 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 559 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,130 MANAGEMENT CAN JUST GO TO HELL. 560 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,631 HEY, DRINKS ON ME! 561 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,767 THE STRIKE'S OVER! WE WON! 562 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,904 WHOO! 563 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,273 YEAH, BABY! 564 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,274 WHOO! WHOO! 565 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,975 ALL RIGHT! WHOO! 566 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,243 WE WON! 567 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,844 WHOO! 568 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,001 WHOO... 569 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,348 PRETTY DARK THERE FOR A WHILE, 570 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,771 WASN'T IT, KATE? 571 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,987 HUG? 572 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,177 TIP? 573 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,498 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 574 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,533 HI. HEY. 575 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,935 HEY, OSWALD, WHAT'S THE OUTFIT? 576 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,436 WELL, I GOT USED TO HAVING A STEADY PAYCHECK, 577 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,104 SO I SPENT ALL DAY INTERVIEWING FOR ANOTHER JOB. 578 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,040 GLOBAL PARCEL HIRED ME FOR THE CHRISTMAS RUSH. 579 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,442 THIS IS FOR YOU. 580 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,610 THANKS. 581 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,345 AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 582 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,746 AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 583 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:05,914 THANKS, OSWALD, 584 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,116 BUT THESE ARE ADDRESSED TO OTHER PEOPLE. 585 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,985 NAH. THOSE ARE ALL UNDELIVERABLE, 586 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,387 SO THE EMPLOYEES GET 'EM. 587 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,923 SEE, YOU CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S A 3 OR A 5. 588 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,392 IT'S A 5. 589 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,495 HEY, YOU WANT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT OR NOT? 590 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,031 OH, LISTEN, GUYS, I'M SORRY. 591 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,299 I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 592 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,801 I GOT SO FAR BEHIND DURING THE STRIKE, 593 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,369 I GOT PAPERWORK UP TO MY EARS. 594 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,971 OK. 595 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,138 YOU WANT US TO HELP YOU CLEAN UP? 596 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,206 NO. BUT THANKS FOR THE GIFTS. 597 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,240 HEY, YOU BET. 598 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:33,542 THANKS. SEE YOU LATER, MAN. 599 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,999 SEE YOU LATER. 600 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,321 ♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU ♪ 601 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,189 ♪ JUST A LITTLE MORE, BABY ♪ 602 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,692 ♪ I'M GONNA NEED YOU, NEED YOU, NEED YOU ♪ 603 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:51,927 ♪ EVERY DAY ♪ 604 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,963 ♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU ♪ 605 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,332 ♪ JUST A LITTLE MORE, BABY ♪ 606 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,868 ♪ I'M GONNA NEED YOU, NEED YOU, NEED YOU ♪ 607 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,369 ♪ EVERY WAY ♪ 608 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,209 ♪ LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU ♪ 609 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:09,477 ♪ NIGHT AND DAY ♪ 610 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,213 ♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU ♪ 611 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,071 ♪ NIGHT AND DAY ♪ 612 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,220 HEY. HEY. 613 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,557 RIGHT ON TIME. DREW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 614 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,360 YOU REMEMBER. YOU AND ME... POOL TABLE. 615 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,295 THAT LITTLE STRIKE GOT IN OUR WAY, 616 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,298 BUT NOW I'M ALL CHALKED UP, 617 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,467 AND I'LL BREAK. 618 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,103 WELL, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, RIGHT? 619 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,039 BUT YOU SAID, UH... 620 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,907 YEAH, BUT I WAS JOKING. 621 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:42,978 I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OVER FOR DINNER. 622 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,345 HEY, I WOULD NEVER HAVE COME 623 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:48,016 IF I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND. 624 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,651 IT'S A POOL TABLE, DREW. 625 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,187 OH, GOD. OH, MY GOD. 626 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,622 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, 627 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,346 ME TO COME OVER IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 628 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,096 WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA, ANYWAY. 629 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,130 IT'S DECEMBER. 630 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,066 IT'S COLD AS HELL OUT HERE. 631 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,455 BRR. 632 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,772 ♪ ...5 GOLDEN RINGS ♪ 633 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:12,708 ♪ 4 CALLING BIRDS ♪ 634 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:13,976 ♪ 3 FRENCH HENS ♪ 635 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,611 ♪ 2 TURTLEDOVES ♪ 636 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:20,148 ♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 637 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,205 YOU KIDS KNOW ANY BARRY WHITE? 638 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:28,056 ♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU... ♪ 639 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,758 ♪ JUST A LITTLE MORE ♪ 640 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,694 SOMEHOW IT'S NOT THE SAME. 641 00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:35,296 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 642 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,440 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org... 43741

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