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Mimi: GOOD NIGHT, MR. BELL.
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HELP YOU WITH YOUR COAT?
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NO.
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PUNCH OUT FOR YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
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NOTHING. I JUST KNOW
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
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YOU'RE TIRED, ANXIOUS
TO GO HOME, YOU KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, I HAVE A
SECRET WAY OF KNOWING
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IF SOMEONE'S BEEN IN MY DRAWERS.
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BELIEVE ME, IF ANYBODY'S
BEEN IN YOUR DRAWERS,
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THEY'D WANT IT KEPT A SECRET.
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IF I FIND EVEN ONE
TROLL DOLL OUT OF PLACE,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
10 LITTLE PLASTIC FEET
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STICKING OUT OF YOUR BUTT.
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DON'T WORRY. I WON'T TOUCH
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ONE LITTLE THING ON YOUR DESK.
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DREW, I DROPPED THIS,
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BUT I CAUGHT IT ON
THE FIRST BOUNCE.
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THAT'S OK, RIGHT?
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ANYTHING FALL OFF? JUST THIS.
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EH, DOESN'T LOOK IMPORTANT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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DREW, YOU GO THROUGH
THIS EVERY YEAR.
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I REALLY DON'T THINK THE
NUMBER OF COMPUTERS
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IS WHAT'S GONNA
IMPRESS YOUR DAD.
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HEY, I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.
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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MY
DAD'S SEEN WHERE I WORK.
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WELL, ACTUALLY THE
SECOND, BUT THIS TIME,
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I'M NOT TALKING
THROUGH A CLOWN'S HEAD.
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SORT OF.
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SORRY.
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HEY, OSWALD. HEY.
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YOU KNOW. I WAS ON
MY DELIVERY ROUTE.
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AND I HAD THE STRANGEST FEELING
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING,
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AND I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT.
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
PICK UP MY DAD AT THE AIRPORT!
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OHH! DAMN IT!
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NOW, I GOTTA DRIVE...
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WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU
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ABOUT SWEARIN', DREW?!
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ONLY IN CHURCH AND
IN FRONT OF OLD LADIES.
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HOW YA DOIN', DAD? HA HA HA.
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HEY! COME HERE, KATIE.
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NO PINCHING. WOULD I?
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I'M NOT 6 ANYMORE.
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OH, LOOK AT THAT FACE!
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OH... THAT'S IT!
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HEY!
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I'LL LET GO WHEN YOU DO.
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1... 1...
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2... 2...
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3.3.
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AAH! AAH!
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HOO HOO HOO!
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SO, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
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IT WAS FINE, TILL I GOT IN
THE TRUCK WITH THIS GUY.
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HE STOPS EVERY BLOCK.
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HEY, IT'S FREE, OLD MAN.
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YOU KISS YOUR GORGEOUS
MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?
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WELL, SOMEONE'S STILL
ANTSY IN THEIR PANTSY.
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IT'S GREAT TO SEE
YOU. HOW'S MOM?
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NOT AS FINE AS OSWALD'S MOM.
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WILL YOU STOP?
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TSH. I GOT TO MAKE
A FEW MORE STOPS.
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YOU WANT A RIDE?
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CAN I THROW PACKAGES OUT
OF THE BACK OF THE TRUCK
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AND WATCH THE CARS SWERVE?
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YES, YOU CAN. OK.
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BYE, GUYS.
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I'M SORRY MOM DIDN'T GET TO
COME WITH YOU FROM FLORIDA
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FOR YOUR LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
AWARD AT THE LODGE.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE'S
BUSY WITH HER CLUBS,
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HER WOMEN'S GROUPS.
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IS GAVIN MacCLEOD AT THE
BURT REYNOLDS THEATER AGAIN?
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YEAH. YEAH.
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MAN! IT LOOKS LIKE
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A LOT OF VERY IMPORTANT
BUSINESS GOES ON HERE.
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SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS.
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YEP. RIGHT HERE IN FRONT
OF ALL THESE COMPUTERS.
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HUH! THE OFFICE SOUNDED
BIGGER ON THE PHONE.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, I USED
TO HAVE A BIGGER PHONE.
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DREW, I CAME BACK FOR MY KEYS,
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AND SOMEBODY...
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HI. I'M MIMI BOBECK.
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OH. GEORGE CAREY, DREW'S DAD.
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IT IS MY PLEASURE, I ASSURE YOU.
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OH! WELL, I SEE WHERE DREW
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DOESN'T GET IT FROM.
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SO, DREW, I SEE WE
HAVE HONG KONG ON-LINE.
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WHY DON'T YOU LINK US UP
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SO WE CAN SEE WHAT'S COMING
DOWN THE YANGTZE RIVER
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WITHOUT A PADDLE?
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I CAN'T, MIMI. IT'S
CHINESE NEW YEAR.
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IT'S THE YEAR OF THE
DEAD STOOL PIGEON.
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DREW, YOU RASCAL, YOU.
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I BET HE WAS A REAL PISTOL
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WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP.
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OH, HA HA. OH, HE REALLY
GAVE HIS MOM AND ME
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A RUN FOR OUR MONEY.
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DAD, DON'T.
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I'M SURE HE DID SOME
REALLY EMBARRASSING THINGS
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AS A LITTLE BOY, HUH?
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YOU MEAN, LIKE WHEN
HE DISCOVERED HIMSELF?
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JUST LIKE THAT.
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OH, MY GOD.
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HIS MOTHER AND ME ARE GOING,
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"DON'T TOUCH IT IN
FRONT OF COMPANY!
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DON'T TOUCH IT IN
THE GROCERY STORE!"
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HEY! LOOK...
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SOMETHING'S COMING
IN THROUGH HONG KONG.
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"IF YOU CAN SEE THEM,
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THEY CAN SEE YOU TOUCHING IT!"
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DAD!
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ANYTHING ELSE? OH, GOD.
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YOU COULD WRITE A
BOOK ABOUT THIS KID.
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OR AT LEAST A
COMPANY NEWSLETTER.
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I'LL BE BACK. I WANT
TO GRAB A PEN.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER
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HOW I USED TO WALK AROUND
THE HOUSE IN HIGH HEELS?
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OOH, GOOD ONE!
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪
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YOU KNOW, BOYS, PLAYING POOL...
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IT'S LIKE MAKING LOVE.
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YOU TAKE YOUR TIME...
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YOU KEEP A STEADY HAND...
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AND BEWARE OF
ANYONE NAMED "FATS."
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YEAH!
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YES! AND THE ALL-CAREY
TEAM TAKES THE LEAD!
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YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
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YOU DIDN'T MOVE THIS
THING INSIDE, DREW.
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THE ONLY THING STOPPING
ME WAS YOUR MOTHER.
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EH, SHE DIDN'T WANT A BUNCH
OF SLOPPY, DRUNKEN MEN
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HANGING AROUND IN THE BASEMENT.
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SO, WHAT'D SHE GET?
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All: A BUNCH OF
SLOPPY, DRUNKEN MEN
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HANGING AROUND THE YARD.
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BOY, DO I REMEMBER THAT FIGHT.
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"GEORGE, YOU'RE NOT BRINGING
THIS POOL TABLE IN THE HOUSE."
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"WELL, I'M NOT TAKING IT BACK."
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"WELL, THEN, IT'S
STAYING OUTSIDE."
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"FINE." "FINE."
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"FINE!" "FINE."
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"FINE!" "FINE!"
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YOU COULD HEAR
IT DOWN THE BLOCK.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET
YOU, MR. CAREY...
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PLAYING OUT IN THE RAIN AND SNOW
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WHILE WE SAT INSIDE WATCHING,
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DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE.
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WHAT WAS IT THAT MRS.
CAREY USED TO SAY?
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SHE USED TO SAY "ONE
MORE BOLT OF LIGHTNING,
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I GET BOTH SIDES OF THE BED."
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8-BALL IN THE SIDE POCKET.
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YEAH!
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IF WE'RE VERY QUIET,
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WE CAN OBSERVE THE
BULL ELK AND ITS CALF
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IN A VIOLENT STRUGGLE
FOR DOMINANCE.
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HI, GUYS.
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HI, MR. C.
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JAY, THIS IS DREW'S DAD.
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DREW'S DAD, THIS
IS MY BOYFRIEND JAY.
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YOU THE BODY-SHOP PUNK
OR THE CARNY WORKER?
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NO, I'M THE MOVER TRASH.
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NO, HE'S NOT.
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HE OWNS HIS OWN MOVING COMPANY.
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I'M ACTUALLY
DATING A STABLE GUY.
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YOU ARE STABLE, AREN'T YOU?
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
THE PAROLE BOARD SAID.
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WH...
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HEY, PIZZA SHOULD BE
DONE. WHO'S HUNGRY?
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ME!
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UH, WE'RE ACTUALLY
GONNA PLAY ONE MORE GAME.
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HOW ABOUT A GAME OF 8-BALL?
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WINNER GETS CONTROL
OF THE OTHER GUY'S LIFE.
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WAIT, I ALREADY LOST
THAT TO YOU LAST WEEK.
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WELL, THEN YOU HAVE
NO CHOICE. RACK 'EM.
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DREW, WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO YOUR PLANS
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TO BUILD A DECK AND A
JACUZZI OUT IN THE BACKYARD?
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WELL, UH, YOU KNOW
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THE ASPEN PLACE
NEEDED A NEW ROOF,
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AND I KINDA HAD MY EYE ON
THE SMALL PACIFIC NATIONS.
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SON, WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU GOT A RAISE?
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WELL, NOT RECENTLY,
BUT MANY THINGS
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SUCH AS VCRs AND DIGITAL
WATCHES HAVE GOTTEN CHEAPER,
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SO IT'S KIND OF A WASH.
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BESIDES, WINFRED-LOUDER
ALWAYS COMES THROUGH
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WITH A NICE CHRISTMAS GIFT.
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YES, IT'S NICE TO GET
SOMETHING PERSONAL.
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YOU KNOW, LAST YEAR, I
GOT ALL MY EMPLOYEES
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LEATHER JACKETS WITH
THE COMPANY LOGO ON 'EM.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU?
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SOMETHING LIKE
THAT, ONLY ON A ROPE.
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MR. CAREY, YOU SHOULD KNOW
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THAT DREW IS ONE OF THE
MOST BELOVED MEMBERS
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OF THE WINFRED-LOUDER FAMILY.
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LAST YEAR, HE WENT FOR
$65 AT THE BACHELOR AUCTION.
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SO, I STUFFED. IT WAS
FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
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BELOVED DOESN'T
GET YOU A JACUZZI.
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YOU WANT THE
NICE THINGS IN LIFE,
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YOU GOT TO HAVE
A WAY TO GET THEM.
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SO, WHAT'S YOUR GAME PLAN?
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YOU DON'T THINK I
HAVE ONE, DO YOU?
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DO YA?
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YEAH, KEEP PLANNING TO SHOW
UP TO WORK UNTIL SOMEBODY DIES
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AND THEY BUMP ME UPSTAIRS.
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I ALSO PLAN TO PUT YOU UP IN
A HOTEL NEXT TIME YOU VISIT.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL SOMEBODY DIES
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TO GET A BETTER POSITION.
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YOU EVER THINK OF
JOINING THE LODGE?
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A LOT OF GOOD
NETWORKING GOES ON THERE.
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YOU KNOW THE GUY THAT
DESIGNED THE FEDERAL BUILDING?
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HE WAS A WILDEBEEST?
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NO.
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Both: A WILDEBEEST BUS HIT HIM.
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KILLED HIM.
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I CAN KILL PEOPLE.
COOL. I'M JOINING.
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JOINING WHAT?
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MY DAD WANTS ME
TO JOIN HIS LODGE.
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Jay: YOU KNOW, DREW, I'M AN ELK.
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AND IT'S A GREAT
BUSINESS CONNECTION.
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YEAH. I CAN WEAR
MY RUDOLPH ANTLERS.
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WE DON'T WEAR ANTLERS.
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WELL, IS THERE A
RULE THAT ONE CAN'T?
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YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO JOIN?
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SURE, IF YOUR DAD
WILL SPONSOR US.
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HEY, CAN I DRIVE ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE CARS IN THE PARADE?
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE I AM
MISSING SOMETHING HERE.
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00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,178
I REMEMBER VISITING THE
LODGE WHEN I WAS A KID.
233
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,412
THEY HAD ME IN A BLINDFOLD.
234
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,480
I HEARD THE SECRET
WILDEBEEST CHANT.
235
00:08:58,504 --> 00:08:59,515
THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS
236
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,683
ME AND MY DAD SPENT TOGETHER.
237
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:05,021
YEAH. GOOD THING THAT
BABY-SITTER CRAPPED OUT.
238
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,356
SHE DIDN'T REALLY
CRAP OUT. I KIND OF...
239
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,781
DISCOVERED MYSELF
IN FRONT OF HER, TOO.
240
00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:20,002
WOW! IT'S JUST LIKE I IMAGINED.
241
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,872
YOUR DAD WAS SO GREAT
TO SPONSOR BOTH OF US, MAN.
242
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,007
THIS IS SO, LIKE,
OUT OF THE PAST...
243
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,242
YOU KNOW, ALL MEN,
244
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,977
DEAD ANIMAL PARTS
ALL OVER THE WALLS.
245
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:31,047
IT FEELS SO PRIMAL.
246
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,050
I JUST WANT TO GET
NAKED AND HOWL.
247
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,585
YOU DO THAT, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
248
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:40,056
HELP YOURSELVES
TO THE FOOD, BOYS.
249
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,191
NO, DREW. WAIT A MINUTE.
250
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,559
THERE'S SOMEONE I
WANT YOU TO MEET.
251
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,129
DREW, THIS IS TOM.
252
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,231
I THINK YOU MIGHT
WANT TO LISTEN TO HIM.
253
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,900
HE MAY HAVE SOME
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.
254
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,434
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
255
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:55,337
I FORGOT TO KISS THE ANTLERS.
256
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,939
SIT DOWN, DREW.
257
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,096
THANKS.
258
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,443
UM...
259
00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,946
YOUR DAD MAY NOT
HAVE MENTIONED IT,
260
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,615
BUT I'M A HEADHUNTER
FOR JONES AND WILEY.
261
00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:09,652
HE TELLS ME YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT MAKING A CHANGE.
262
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:10,953
WELL, I'M NOT LOOKING,
263
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:14,290
BUT THERE'S NO
RING ON MY FINGER.
264
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,792
LISTEN, I CIRCULATED
YOUR RESUME.
265
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,459
TO SOME OF MY BEST CLIENTS.
266
00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,929
AND I'VE GOT 3 GREAT
OFFERS FOR YOU.
267
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,764
WOW! 3 PEOPLE
BIDDING FOR ME? YEAH.
268
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,432
I DIDN'T EVEN STUFF THIS TIME.
269
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,202
LOOK, WE PROMISED YOUR DAD.
270
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:31,107
YOU JOIN THIS LODGE, AND WE'LL
DO ANYTHING WE CAN FOR YOU.
271
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,364
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
272
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,683
HEY, DREW? THIS
IS BROTHER LESTER.
273
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:41,750
HE'S IN CHARGE OF ADMISSIONS
274
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,519
FOR THE WHOLE LODGE.
275
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,621
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, DREW?
276
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,111
OH.
277
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:49,892
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
278
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:53,251
I'M RETURNING THE SECRET
WILDEBEEST GREETING.
279
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,899
I WAS ADJUSTING MY GLASSES.
280
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,243
WE DON'T HAVE A SECRET
WILDEBEEST GREETING.
281
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:01,938
OH.
282
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,072
WE MET LESTER
OVER AT THE BUFFET.
283
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,240
SHOWED US HOW TO
MAKE A TONGUE SANDWICH
284
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,624
THAT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S REALLY TALKING.
285
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,413
WHAT LINE ARE YOU IN, DREW?
286
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,216
AT THE MOMENT,
287
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,550
I'M IN PERSONNEL
AT WINFRED-LOUDER.
288
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,952
YOU KNOW, DOWNTOWN.
289
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:19,021
OH, MAN, DOWNTOWN.
I DON'T ENVY YOU.
290
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,090
YEAH. THE TRAFFIC IS MURDER.
291
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,559
YEAH. NOT TO MENTION
HOW DARK IT GETS AT NIGHT,
292
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,494
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
293
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,230
YOU KNOW, THIS LODGE USES
294
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,231
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" A LOT,
295
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,999
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
296
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,702
WELL, WE... WE TRY TO
BE A LITTLE DISCREET.
297
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,204
HEY, DID YOU HEAR
THE ONE WHERE THE JEW
298
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,572
WALKS INTO THE MASSAGE PARLOR?
299
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,375
NOW, YOU DO KNOW WHAT
DISCREET MEANS, RIGHT?
300
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,411
WHY? THERE'S NOBODY
AT A WILDEBEEST MEETING
301
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,645
THAT'S GOING TO BE OFFENDED.
302
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:44,780
WHY NOT?
303
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:46,048
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY...
304
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,384
A JEW WON'T BE WALKING IN HERE.
305
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,988
HOW DO YOU KNOW... HOW DO
YOU KNOW WHO IS WALKING IN HERE?
306
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,957
WE'VE NEVER MET. FOR ALL YOU
KNOW, I COULD BE 1/16 CHEROKEE.
307
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,292
YEAH, RIGHT.
308
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,527
I AM. GET OUT OF
HERE. YOU ARE NOT.
309
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,763
YES, I AM. MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER
WAS CHEROKEE.
310
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,765
SO, I SUPPOSE YOU
WANT ME TO LEAVE NOW.
311
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,833
LOOK, WE DON'T CARE
ABOUT 1/16 INDIAN.
312
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,702
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO
MAINTAIN A MEMBERSHIP
313
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,204
WHERE WE CAN BE OURSELVES.
314
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,948
CAN YOU JUST EXCUSE
US FOR A SECOND?
315
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,044
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS
I CAN'T JOIN A PLACE
316
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,280
THAT DOESN'T LET ANY
BLACKS AND JEWS IN.
317
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,648
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I
FELT A BAD VIBE IN THIS PLACE.
318
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:23,341
ME, TOO. I THOUGHT I THOUGHT IT
WAS 'CAUSE I ATE TOO MUCH MEAT.
319
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,443
DREW.
320
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,058
I TALKED TO TOM.
321
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,659
HE REALLY LIKES YOU.
322
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,729
HE'S GOING TO HELP
YOU OUT BIG-TIME.
323
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,465
THAT'S GREAT, DAD. CAN I
TALK TO YOU JUST FOR SECOND?
324
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,900
HEY, GEORGE. COME ON!
325
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,335
IT'S YOUR NIGHT.
326
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,903
THANKS, DREW.
327
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:45,908
THIS IS THE BEST
NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
328
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,410
YEAH. MINE, TOO,
EXCEPT FOR THE TIME
329
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,474
MOM FORGOT HER GLASSES
AND RAN OVER THE DOG.
330
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,859
DREW, I'M DOING A COLUMN
FOR THE STORE NEWSLETTER,
331
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,493
STRANGE BUT DREW,
332
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,396
AND I WANT TO GET MY
FACTS, UH, STRAIGHT.
333
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,621
IS IT TRUE YOUR FIRST KISS
WAS WITH A HAM?! HA HA!
334
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,940
HEY, AM I LOOKING
AT A WILDEBEEST?
335
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,464
NO, THAT'S JUST MIMI.
SHE'S MY BOSS' ASSISTANT.
336
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,714
I CAN'T JOIN THAT LODGE, MAN.
337
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,351
IT'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF BIGOTS.
338
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,119
YOU KNOW, MY
LODGE ISN'T LIKE THAT.
339
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,620
YOU KNOW, THE
WILDEBEESTS ARE A DISGRACE
340
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,656
TO HARD-DRINKING, MALE-ONLY
ORGANIZATIONS EVERYWHERE.
341
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,692
SO, DID YOU TALK TO YOUR
DAD AFTER THE LODGE MEETING?
342
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:37,894
WELL, I TRIED TO,
BUT IT'S KINDA HARD
343
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,295
TO HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART
TALK WITH YOUR DAD
344
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,363
WHEN YOU HAVE TO STRIP HIM NAKED
345
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,031
AND SHOVE HIM IN THE SHOWER.
346
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,700
OSWALD'S AN INDIAN?
347
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,168
HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD ME?
348
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,603
I DON'T KNOW, BUT ALL
THE SIGNS WERE THERE.
349
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,605
HE FOUND A USE FOR ALL
PARTS OF THE BUFFALO
350
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,941
AFTER THE HUNT. HE HAD 90
DIFFERENT NAMES FOR SNOW.
351
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,344
YOU KNOW, HE... HE
DOES SHED A SINGLE TEAR
352
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,088
EVERY TIME SOMEONE POLLUTES.
353
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,284
HI, NO-LOINCLOTH-BIG-ENOUGH.
354
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,386
ARE YOU READY FOR LUNCH?
355
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,687
DREW, YOU WANT TO COME WITH?
356
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:08,057
NAH. I GOT EAT. THIS
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
357
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,959
I GOTTA COME UP WITH
A PLAN TO SHOW MY DAD
358
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,660
I CAN BE A SUCCESS
WITHOUT THE LODGE.
359
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,004
I LOVE YOU WHETHER YOU'RE
SUCCESSFUL OR JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
360
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,768
MAN, IT'S 6 MONTHS
TILL EMPLOYEE REVIEWS.
361
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,939
THIS SUCKS. AWW...
LOOK, THE LITTLE DOG'S
362
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,563
DRESSED LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
363
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,077
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO
AHEAD. I'M GONNA MAKE A CALL.
364
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,445
ALL RIGHT.
365
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,768
BYE.
366
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,453
Man: HELLO.
367
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,088
MR. BELL, IT'S DREW CAREY.
368
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,589
WHAT IS IT?
369
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,591
WELL, SIR, I WAS
WONDERING IF YOU HAD TIME
370
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,493
TO SEE ME IN YOUR
OFFICE FOR A FEW MINUTES?
371
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,163
SURE. CALL ME AROUND
THE FIRST OF THE MONTH.
372
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,066
NO. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW.
373
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,290
ARE YOU HIGH, CAREY?
374
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,739
NO, SIR. I WANT A RAISE.
375
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,009
SORRY, CAREY. NO CAN DO.
376
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,477
NO WANT DO.
377
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,979
NO CARE DO.
378
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,969
ARE YOU HIGH, SIR?
379
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,985
ANYTHING ELSE, CAREY?
380
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,388
LOOK, I'VE WORKED
HERE FOR 7 YEARS.
381
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,956
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS,
382
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,992
BUT IF I DON'T GET A RAISE,
383
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,426
I'M LEAVING.
384
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,997
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE YOU
AN EXTRA $100 A MONTH.
385
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,999
OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU, SIR!
386
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,735
BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD HAVE DONE IF...
387
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,438
HOW ABOUT 125?
388
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:34,443
I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE YOU
NERVOUS, BUT I HAD TO HEAR.
389
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,312
YOUR DAD'S GONNA BE SO PROUD.
390
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,980
YEAH. MAYBE NOW I CAN TELL HIM
391
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,081
THAT I'M THE ONE THAT
STOLE HIS PLAYBOYS
392
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,945
AND BROKE THE KITCHEN WINDOW.
393
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,585
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
YOUR BROTHER NEAL.
394
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,929
STILL COULD BE. LET'S SEE
WHAT IT'S WORTH TO HIM.
395
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,896
♪ MONEY DON'T BUY
EVERYTHING, IT'S TRUE ♪
396
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,332
♪ BUT WHAT IT DON'T
BUY, I CAN'T USE ♪
397
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,933
♪ JUST GIVE ME MONEY ♪
398
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,535
HEY, DAD.
399
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,936
HOW'S THE VCR COMING?
400
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,604
IT WAS WORKING AT 1:00.
401
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,440
THEN IT BROKE AT 3:00.
402
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,941
THEN IT WAS WORKING AT 4:00.
403
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,510
THEN IT BROKE AT 6:00.
404
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,145
NOW I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
405
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,414
WHY THE CLOCK STILL WORKS.
406
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,249
LISTEN, I APPRECIATE
YOU TAKING A STAB AT IT,
407
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,417
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD
TAKE IT TO SOMEONE
408
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,951
WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
409
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,319
OH, I'M SORRY.
410
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,122
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED IT
SCREWED UP BY A NOVICE.
411
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,591
HERE. IT'S FIXED.
412
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,692
THANKS.
413
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,295
SO HOW DID YOU WEAR
OUT THE FREEZE FRAME?
414
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,918
UH...
415
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,892
SPORTING EVENTS.
416
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,875
HEY, I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.
417
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,243
I GOT A RAISE.
418
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,080
YOU'RE KIDDING. CONGRATULATIONS!
419
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,582
SEE? MORE LEVERAGE
WHEN YOU NEGOTIATE
420
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,117
YOUR DEAL FOR THE NEW JOB.
421
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:52,121
THIS CALLS FOR SOME ICE CREAM.
422
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,122
DAD, LAST NIGHT, YOU SAID
423
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,123
THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BYPASS
424
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,324
CALLED FOR SOME ICE CREAM.
425
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,693
ALL RIGHT.
426
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,619
THIS CALLS FOR SOME
OF YOUR LOW-FAT CHEESE.
427
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,802
SO I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO
JOIN THE WILDEBEESTS AFTER ALL.
428
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,971
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? OF COURSE YOU DO.
429
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,640
WELL, YOU KNOW, I'LL
BE SO BUSY REBUDGETING
430
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,309
AND LOOKING FOR...
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT...
431
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,943
A NEW CAR,
432
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,812
I JUST WON'T HAVE THE TIME.
433
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,814
A NEW CAR!
434
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,816
WHAT YEAR?
435
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,574
I WAS THINKING A '92.
436
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,889
MAYBE A RECALLED '93.
437
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,426
JOIN THE LODGE.
438
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,894
WHAT FOR? I'M DOING EVERYTHING
YOU WANT. I'M MOVING AHEAD.
439
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,530
JUST GOT A
PROMOTION AND A RAISE.
440
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,998
PRETTY SOON, I'LL BE
RUNNING THAT JOINT.
441
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,299
YEAH. AND THEN WHAT?
442
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,002
AND THEN YOU'LL
COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
443
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,671
MAN, I'M NEVER GOOD
ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?
444
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,206
I REMEMBER ONE TIME
I CAME HOME WITH 4 Cs,
445
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,243
YOU SAID, "WHY
DIDN'T YOU GET 6 Cs?"
446
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,810
YOU GET DISAPPOINTED WHEN
I GET SECOND-DEGREE BURNS.
447
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,447
OH, COME ON.
448
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,449
COME ON! THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH A FATHER
449
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,751
WANTING MORE FOR HIS
SON. YOU CAN DO BETTER.
450
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,119
THE WILDEBEESTS CAN HELP YOU.
451
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,121
YEAH. MAYBE I CAN
WORK IN THE CLOAKROOM
452
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,244
HANGING UP THEIR SHEETS.
453
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,559
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
454
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,093
MAYBE IT'S A DIFFERENT
CROWD THAN WHEN YOU JOINED.
455
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,862
BUT, YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS...
456
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,598
ONE GUY SAID THAT MEXICANS
SHOULDN'T LEARN ENGLISH
457
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,535
SO THEY WOULDN'T KNOW WE'RE
PAYING THEM LESS THAN BLACKS.
458
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,559
NO. SAME CROWD.
459
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,074
AND THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU? YOU
KNOW, I SURE WASN'T RAISED THAT WAY.
460
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,976
OF COURSE IT BOTHERS ME,
461
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,978
BUT THERE ARE IDIOTS EVERYWHERE.
462
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:26,348
YOU IGNORE THEM IF YOU
WANT TO GET AHEAD FASTER.
463
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,116
YOU KNOW WHAT?
464
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,319
THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT THE LODGE.
465
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,454
THIS IS ABOUT YOU
BEING TOO STUBBORN
466
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,523
TO TAKE YOUR FATHER'S ADVICE.
467
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,825
HEY, YOU KNOW, I LIKE MY
JOB, PROBLEMS AND ALL.
468
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,827
I ENJOY MY FRIENDS.
I HAVE A GOOD LIFE.
469
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,830
I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE,
SO LEAVE ME ALONE.
470
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,333
YOU'D THINK YOU'D BE SATISFIED
TO KNOW THAT I'M HAPPY.
471
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,901
LET ME TELL YOU...
472
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:49,672
I DID VERY WELL WORKING
AT A JOB FOR 35 YEARS
473
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,474
THAT I HATED. HAPPY
DOESN'T MEAN...
474
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,678
JACK CHEESE.
475
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,179
YEAH? IF YOU'RE GONNA
START SWEARING, I'M LEAVING.
476
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,503
YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I WILL.
477
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,194
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
478
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,862
I'M PLAYING POOL.
479
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,599
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
480
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,334
YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME.
481
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,968
YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT
OF THINGS FROM YOU...
482
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,937
MY STUBBORNNESS,
MY PERSEVERANCE,
483
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,127
MY LOW WAISTLINE.
484
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:29,345
IF YOU THINK A DAY GOES BY WHERE
I DON'T HEAR YOUR VOICE IN MY HEAD
485
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,079
TELLING ME TO TRY
HARDER, YOU'RE WRONG.
486
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,214
AND I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T APPRECIATE
EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME,
487
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:36,285
BUT, YOU KNOW, GET OFF MY ASS!
488
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,653
NEIL'S THE ONE WHO
STOLE YOUR PLAYBOYS
489
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,377
AND BROKE THE KITCHEN WINDOW.
490
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,160
YOU KNOW, I SAID THE
SAME THING TO MY FATHER
491
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,363
WHEN I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE.
492
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,265
HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
493
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,568
YEAH. GRANDPA USED
TO TELL ME THAT STORY
494
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,191
BEFORE HE PUT ME TO BED.
495
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,406
YEAH WELL, YOUR GRANDFATHER
496
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,440
WAS FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.
497
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,642
HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
498
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,966
DAD, SINCE WHEN IS
PENNSYLVANIA THE OLD COUNTRY?
499
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:08,550
I'M SAYING... HE
WAS BITTER, DREW.
500
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:11,153
HE NEVER REACHED
HIS FULL POTENTIAL.
501
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,554
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL LIKE THAT
502
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,890
20 YEARS FROM NOW.
503
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,260
I WON'T. AND IF I DO, IT'S
GOING TO BE MY OWN FAULT,
504
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:22,164
SO, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
505
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,733
IT'S 20 YEARS...
THAT'S ALL I GOT?
506
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,169
GIVE OR TAKE.
507
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,537
10 YEARS,
508
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,971
YOU WANT TO LEAVE
YOUR WIFE AND KIDS
509
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,541
FOR THAT HOT NUMBER
WITH NICE MUFFINS
510
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,411
BEHIND THE COUNTER
AT DUNKIN' DONUTS,
511
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,613
BUT YOU GET OVER THAT.
512
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,980
DAD...
513
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,483
THE WOMAN AT DUNKIN' DONUTS
514
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,519
IS 64 YEARS OLD NOW.
515
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,175
SHE SMOKES OUT OF HER NECK.
516
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,478
OHH...
517
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,897
STARTING TO SNOW.
518
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,467
STILL WANT TO PLAY?
519
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,469
IS MY LAST NAME CAREY?
520
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,603
BUCK A BALL.
521
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,193
YOU'RE ON.
522
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,277
YOU KNOW THOSE RAIN
GUTTERS LOOK CLOGGED.
523
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,679
YOU KNOW, THEY WERE LIKE THAT
524
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,047
WHEN I BOUGHT THE
PLACE FROM YOU.
525
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,882
YOU KNOW, FOR ALL YOUR TALK,
526
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,951
YOU DIDN'T DO ONE THING IN
30 YEARS TO FIX THIS HOUSE.
527
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,815
WHY DO YOU THINK I SOLD
IT? PLACE IS A MONEY PIT.
528
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,825
HEY, NO EATING IN THE CAR.
529
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,494
I'M ONLY RENTING IT FOR A WEEK.
530
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,962
I DON'T WANT PEANUT
SHELLS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
531
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,999
COME ON, WATCH IT.
THAT'S GENUINE PLEATHER.
532
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:34,002
DREW, CAN YOU PLEASE PUT
THE TOP UP?! I'M FREEZING.
533
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,172
COME ON, THIS IS GREAT. THE
HEAT IS ON. THE TOP IS DOWN.
534
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,174
WAY TO SPEND A RAISE, DREW.
535
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,610
I GOT A COLD FRONT
BLOWING ACROSS MY HEAD
536
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,345
AND A WARM FRONT
BREWING IN MY PANTS.
537
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:47,115
I'M EITHER GONNA CATCH
PNEUMONIA OR BECOME A TORNADO.
538
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,217
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
539
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:49,318
I'LL DRIVE BEHIND THIS TRUCK.
540
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,319
IT'LL BLOCK THE WIND.
541
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,221
DREW, THAT'S A GARBAGE TRUCK.
542
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:55,824
YEAH, BUT SEE? IT'S
BETTER. IT'S LESS WINDY.
543
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,026
OH, MAN!
544
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,894
DON'T YOU HATE IT
WHEN BITS OF PAPER
545
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,830
FLY OFF A GARBAGE TRUCK?
546
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,831
OH, JUST FIGURES. IF YOU'RE NOT
547
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,233
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE COLD,
548
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:05,267
YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT
A COUPLE OF PIECES OF PAPER.
549
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,668
OK, COME ON. PUT
THE TOP UP, DREW.
550
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:07,669
COME ON!
551
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,926
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
552
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,443
HEY, SHUT IT ALL THE WAY!
553
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,010
I CAN'T. IT'S STUCK.
554
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,178
OH!
555
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:20,081
OH, MAN, IT'S LIKE
A CATCHER'S MITT!
556
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,584
DIAPERS! INCOMING!
557
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:25,854
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
558
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,998
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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