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ANYBODY SEE KATE?
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NO, MAN, I GUESS SHE'D RATHER BE
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WITH SOME GUY SHE
FELL IN LOVE WITH THAN US.
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YEAH. LOOKS LIKE WE'LL
HAVE TO WAIT OUT THE 2 WEEKS
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OF EUPHORIA AND
SEXUAL EXPLORATION.
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TWO WEEKS?
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THAT'S WHY I NEVER FALL IN LOVE,
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'CAUSE THEN IT WOULD
BE JUST THE 2 OF YOU GUYS
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SITTING BY
YOURSELVES AT THE BAR,
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CRYING IN YOUR BEER,
WISHING YOU WERE...
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I'D KILL THE BOTH OF YOU
RIGHT NOW FOR A WOMAN.
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OH!
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NOW, IT'S NOT THAT EASY, DREW.
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YOU'D HAVE TO KILL
ALL THE MEN ON EARTH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S
WEIRD, WITH KATE GONE,
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WOMEN HAVE STOPPED
COMING BY THE TABLE TO CHAT.
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LET'S FACE IT. WE NEED KATE.
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EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT
WOMEN, I LEARNED FROM KATE.
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YEAH. I MEAN, LIKE, WHO KNEW
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THAT A TIGHT DRESS
AND SPIKED HEELS
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MADE A WOMAN LOOK CHEAP?
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NOT ME!
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YOU KNOW, SHE WAS A
REALLY GOOD LISTENER.
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YOU COULD TALK ABOUT PERSONAL
STUFF AND REALLY OPEN UP TO HER.
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DREW, YOU CAN TALK TO US
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ABOUT ANYTHING. WE'LL LISTEN.
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WELL, I WALKED BY MY PARENTS'
OLD ROOM THE OTHER DAY,
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AND I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW, I
REALLY MISS HAVING MY MOM NEARBY.
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COULD THAT BE
BECAUSE... YOU'RE A GIRL?
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GIRLIE! HOO HOO.
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MOMMY, I MISS YOU!
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SEE, IF KATE WERE HERE,
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WE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
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EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU
USING YOUR KETCHUP?
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NO, HERE.
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THANKS.
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WOW. HATS OFF TO YOU, PAL,
EATING RED MEAT AFTER MIDNIGHT?
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MAKES ME PROUD
TO BE AN AMERICAN.
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YEAH, WELL IF I DON'T HAVE, LIKE, 4,000
CALORIES A DAY, I DROP WEIGHT LIKE THAT.
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IF I DON'T GET 4,000
CALORIES BY BREAKFAST,
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I HAVE A SNICKERS BAR
ON THE WAY TO THE CAR.
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IT'S JUST A JOKE, MAN.
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YOU'RE DREW CAREY.
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MAYBE HE IS AND MAYBE HE ISN'T.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
ANSWER THAT, DREW.
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YOU KNOW, THE SMALLER GLASSES
ALMOST THREW ME, BUT OTHER THAN THAT,
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YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
SINCE JUNIOR HIGH!
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WELL, THE GLASSES ARE THE SAME
SIZE, MY HEAD JUST GOT BIGGER.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU
GREW YOUR HAIR OUT.
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DREW, YOU HIPPIE,
IT'S ME, JAY CLEMENS!
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JAY?
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OH, MY GOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, YOU WERE SUCH
A GOOD-LOOKING KID.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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YEAH. SAME OLD STORY.
BOOZE, WOMEN. GREASE FIRE.
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SO HOW YOU BEEN?
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GREAT.
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YOU REMEMBER OSWALD AND LEWIS.
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THIS IS SO WILD.
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YOU PUT DESKS IN FRONT OF YOU
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AND BOOKS IN FRONT
OF THOSE BEERS...
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WE'RE BACK IN DETENTION.
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PULL UP A CHAIR.
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YEAH, COME ON.
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SO, JAY, WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK
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TO OUR LITTLE
CORNER OF PARADISE?
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UH, I JUST GOT A DIVORCE
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AFTER THREE GLORIOUS
YEARS OF MARRIAGE.
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I'M SORRY.
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IT'S OK. THEY WERE SPREAD OUT
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OVER 15 YEARS OF HELL.
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HEY, DIDN'T YOU
MARRY LISA JANUSCH?
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OH, THE PROM KING AND
QUEEN GETTING MARRIED.
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YOU NEVER SEE SOMETHING
LIKE THAT COMING, DO YOU?
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YOU KNOW, IF A FEW MORE PEOPLE
HAD VOTED FOR MARY DEUTSCH,
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I MIGHT NOT BE
SITTING HERE TODAY.
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I'D BE WITH MARY DEUTSCH
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AND HER LESBIAN
LOVER IN PORTLAND.
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HEY, SHE'S GOT THE
SAME HAIRCUT AS YOU.
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SO YOU STILL WORKING AT
YOUR DAD'S BOWLING ALLEY?
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NO. I OWN A SMALL MOVING
COMPANY, A-A-A ACTION MOVING.
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IT USED TO BE A LOT BIGGER,
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BUT MY WIFE GOT HALF
THE TRUCKS IN THE DIVORCE.
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SEE, NOW I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH
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A-A-A-A ACTION MOVING.
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SO, YOU'RE GOING TO
START DATING AGAIN, HUH?
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WELL, I HATE TO BE THE
ONE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU,
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BUT SUCCESS AND GOOD
LOOKS WENT OUT IN THE EIGHTIES.
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YEAH. THIS IS OUR TIME NOW.
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HI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
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HI. MAYBE LATER.
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I'M JUST, UH, CATCHING UP
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WITH SOME OLD BUDDIES OF MINE
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WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN
SINCE JUNIOR HIGH.
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OH. SORRY, I DIDN'T NOTICE.
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BOY, DON'T YOU HATE IT
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HOW WHEN YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO HANG OUT WITH THE GUYS,
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WOMEN JUST NEVER GIVE
YOU A MOMENT OF PEACE?
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YEAH! OH, YEAH! YEAH.
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GOT HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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5, 6... NOT ANOTHER
KID! THAT'S 8!
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THE GUY NEVER LEAVES HIS CAR.
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HOW THE HELL'S HE DO IT?
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WHEN YOU WENT TO
THE BATHROOM, DREW,
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I SAW HIM GO IN THE DRIVE-IN.
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YOU KNOW THE RULES... ANOTHER
KID, ANOTHER SUGAR STICK.
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YEAH.
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GO. GO.
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GO, GO, GO, GO...
GO, GO, GO, GO...
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GO, GO, GO, GO... GO, GO, GO...
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GO, GO, GO...
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WHOO!
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OHH! THIS WAS SO MUCH
FUN WHEN WE WERE KIDS.
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HI, EVERYBODY. I'M BACK
AND I'M BETTER THAN EVER.
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Together: HEY!
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HEY, KATE. BEER'S IN THE FRIDGE.
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ALL RIGHT! PAYDAY!
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OBVIOUSLY THESE SLOBS ARE
NEVER GONNA INTRODUCE ME.
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I'M JAY.
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OH, GEE, I'M SORRY,
KATE. IT'S JAY CLEMENS,
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YOU KNOW, FROM JUNIOR HIGH!
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NO WAY! JAY CLEMENS?
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I GAVE YOU A CONCUSSION
PLAYING DODGE BALL!
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YEAH, I REMEMBER!
LIKE, I KIND OF REMEMBER.
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NO, SERIOUSLY. KATE O'BRIEN,
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CAPTAIN OF THE GIRLS'
BASKETBALL TEAM?
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"SEXY LEGS O'BRIEN"?
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NOPE.
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PRESIDENT OF THE SPANISH CLUB?
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HOLA.
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BOY... IT'S NOT COMING TO ME.
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KATE O'BRIEN? I KILLED
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THE PRINCIPAL, PUT HIS HEAD ON
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A STICK, AND RAN DOWN
THE HALL SCREAMING,
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"YOU'LL NEVER FORGET
ME FOR THIS" KATE O'BRIEN?
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS SALLY THOMAS.
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YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING LIFE.
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HOW COME YOU DIDN'T CALL
ME? YOU ALWAYS CALL ME.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, JAY
SAID HE'D BE GLAD TO FILL IN.
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WE FIGURED YOU
WERE OUT WITH KEN.
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OH, YEAH. KEN AND I BROKE UP.
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OH...
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HE HAD TO LEAVE
TOWN 'CAUSE OF HIS JOB.
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THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU'D
EXPECT FROM A CARNIVAL WORKER.
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I'M SORRY, KATE. OH, MAN!
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HE WAS GOING TO LET ME
PET DOG BOY FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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ARE YOU OK?
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YEAH, I GUESS. I'M
GONNA MISS HIM.
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KEN WAS SPECIAL. HE WASN'T
LIKE OTHER CARNIVAL WORKERS.
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HE WAS A... HE WAS A DREAMER.
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HE HAD WANDERLUST.
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IS SHE TALKING
ABOUT WALT WHITMAN
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OR THE GUY WHO
RUNS THE SCRAMBLER?
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EXCUSE ME?
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UH, TAKE A TIP FROM
SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS.
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IT'S BEST NOT TO
DWELL ON THESE THINGS.
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OH, PARDON ME, NEW GUY,
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UM... BUT I'M HARDLY DWELLING.
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WE BROKE UP 10 MINUTES AGO.
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ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
YOUR RELATIONSHIP
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OBVIOUSLY WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
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SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST PUT IT BEHIND YOU.
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YOU BARELY KNOW ME. YOU...
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YOU KNOW, I'M FINE. FORGET IT.
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I'LL JUST WATCH YOU GUYS PLAY.
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"WIN NOBEL PRIZE"?
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HOW THE HELL DOES A TRAVEL AGENT
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WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE?
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UH... HEY, YOU'RE USING
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THE BLUE CAR. THAT'S
USUALLY MY CAR.
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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
WE'RE ALL OUT OF CARS,
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BUT YOU CAN USE ONE OF
DREW'S EMERGENCY MILK DUDS.
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OH... NO, NO. THAT'S
OK. I'LL JUST WATCH.
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NOW THAT I'VE BEEN WATCHING,
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I'VE NOTICED SOMETHING, TOO.
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YOU'RE SITTING IN MY CHAIR.
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I'M SORRY. DID YOU
WANT TO SIT HERE?
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NO, NO. YOU'RE FINE.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO GET
A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW.
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WH... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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ARE THO... ARE THOSE
MY PUPPY SLIPPERS?
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THESE ARE YOURS?
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WOW, I THOUGHT I HAD BIG FEET!
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YOU KNOW, I LEAVE THOSE HERE
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FOR THE TIMES MY
FEET GET COLD AND WET.
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I'M SORRY, KATE.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
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HE ACCIDENTALLY
STEPPED IN THAT PUDDLE
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YOU ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY STEP IN.
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MY PUDDLE?
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EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A SPECIAL TOILET
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YOU CALL YOUR OWN, DO YOU?
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GOOD-LOOKING AND FUNNY.
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YOU DON'T OFTEN SEE THAT.
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WANT A BEER, KATE?
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NO, THANKS. I'M NOT THIRSTY.
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JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT TO MARK YOUR TERRITORY.
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I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING, CHUCK.
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WILL YOU DROP IT?
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LISTEN. YOU WERE ACTING
VERY SUSPICIOUS IN HERE, AND I...
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GAH!
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WOW. THOSE BLACK-AND-WHITE
SECURITY CAMERAS
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DON'T DO YOU JUSTICE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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I CAUGHT HER GOING
THROUGH YOUR THINGS, DREW.
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I THOUGHT I HEARD A WOMAN
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SCREAMING FOR HELP
FROM ONE OF YOUR DRAWERS.
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UH, THANKS, CHUCK.
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I THINK I CAN HANDLE
THINGS FROM HERE.
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GIVE ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
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AND THOSE CAMERAS CAN LOOK THE
OTHER WAY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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GOING THROUGH MY DRAWERS, HUH?
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NOW, YOU'D ASSUME THAT I'D GO
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TO THE UPPER LEFT-HAND
DRAWER, AS I AM LEFT-HANDED.
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BUT YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I
REMEMBER THE RAT TRAP INCIDENT
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AND OVERCOMPENSATE BY
GOING TO THE LOWER RIGHT.
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THAT'S WHY...
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AHA!
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A DEAD FISH!
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YOU DISAPPOINT ME, MIMI.
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YOU CAN'T PROVE IT'S MINE.
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YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT
SWALLOWS THEM WHOLE.
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00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,480
YOU KNOW, MIMI, THIS
IS JUST A CRY FOR HELP.
229
00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:01,017
YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T
EXPRESS YOUR TRUE FEELINGS FOR ME.
230
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,120
I COULD IF I HAD A BONE
SAW AND SOME SALT.
231
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,355
HOW ABOUT A BOW AND ARROW?
232
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,690
YOU KNOW, LIKE CUPID.
233
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,182
UHH...
234
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,844
NO, NO. IT'S GOING TO
TAKE MORE THAN THAT
235
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,234
TO RUIN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK.
236
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,393
HEY.
237
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,462
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ♪
238
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,830
HAPPY BIRTH... ♪ HEY, GUYS.
239
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:48,865
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
240
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,532
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
WE COULD GO TO DINNER,
241
00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,868
THEN GO SEE THE MOVIE.
242
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,737
SO, WHERE'S JAY?
243
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,105
OH, ONE OF HIS MOVERS CALLED
IN SICK AND HE HAD TO FILL IN.
244
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,774
I DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN MAKE IT.
245
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,208
OH, MAN. I HOPE
THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.
246
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,243
HE MAY THINK I DON'T LIKE HIM.
247
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,911
HEY, LADIES.
248
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,279
EECH. HIM.
249
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,814
JAY, MAN, HOW YOU
DOING? NICE TO SEE YOU.
250
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,049
YEAH, THE OLD HERNIA
STARTED FLARING UP. SO...
251
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,251
HEY, LOOK AT THIS THING.
252
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,718
NO. NO!
253
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,321
I'M KIDDING! THE MOVE
WAS RESCHEDULED.
254
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,656
WE DON'T GET TO SEE YOUR HERNIA?
255
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,858
THAT'S A SHAME. MY
UNCLE HAD A HERNIA.
256
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,460
IT WAS HUGE. WE USED TO RIDE IT.
257
00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:21,898
BOYS, THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I LOVE MORE
258
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,732
THAN A GREAT HERNIA
STORY BEFORE DINNER.
259
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,201
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?
260
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,836
WHY DON'T WE GO FOR CHINESE?
261
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,671
ACTUALLY, I JUST FOUND
THE GREATEST ITALIAN PLACE.
262
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:29,672
IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
263
00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,307
ITALIAN, MAN, I'M UP FOR THAT.
264
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,277
ACTUALLY, CHINESE MAKES
A BETTER PRE-MOVIE DINNER.
265
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,912
AS ANYONE KNOWS,
IT'S NOT AS HEAVY.
266
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,113
SINCE WHEN DOES THAT MATTER?
267
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,948
WE'RE NOT GOING TO
SWIM TO THE MOVIE, RIGHT?
268
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,216
HEH HEH.
269
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,750
WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
270
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,186
I ALWAYS PICK THE RESTAURANTS.
271
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,454
SO TONIGHT YOU'RE NOT.
COME ON, WHO WANTS ITALIAN?
272
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,755
AW, COME ON.
273
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,447
LET'S JUST COMPROMISE
AND GO TO THE FOOD COURT.
274
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,428
LOOK.
275
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:55,131
ONE MORE CORN DOG, I
GET A FREE CORN DOG.
276
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,434
NO. NO, NO, NO. HE DOESN'T
RUN THIS GROUP NOW.
277
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,303
I'VE PUT IN 25 YEARS
WITH YOU GUYS.
278
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,538
I RODE THAT HERNIA.
IT'S MY LITTLE REWARD
279
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,273
TO PICK THE RESTAURANTS.
280
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,042
OK, LET'S JUST TAKE A VOTE.
281
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,043
WHO WANTS ITALIAN?
282
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,345
WHO WANTS CHINESE?
283
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,048
FINE. WE KNOW THAT YOU
AND OSWALD WANT ITALIAN.
284
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,183
LEWIS?
285
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,185
WELL...
286
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,320
I GUESS I'LL TAKE CHINESE.
287
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,890
DREW?
288
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,125
LOOK, THE IMPORTANT THING IS
289
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,294
WE'RE ALL GOING TO
EAT TOGETHER. RIGHT?
290
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,395
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHERE WE HAVE DINNER.
291
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,696
LET'S JUST FLIP A COIN.
292
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,880
HEADS, CHINESE, TAILS, ITALIAN.
293
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,368
AH, I GOT TO FLIP
THIS THING AGAIN.
294
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,691
I HAD CHINESE FOR LUNCH.
295
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,773
WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH THIS THING?
296
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,709
WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE IS THAT,
YOU HAD CHINESE FOR LUNCH?
297
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,211
DO YOU THINK THEY
SAY THAT IN CHINA...
298
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,545
"OH, WE JUST HAD CHINESE"?
299
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,314
COME ON, LEWIS, WE'RE GOING.
300
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,415
ACTUALLY, KATE,
301
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,384
I'D PREFER ITALIAN.
302
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,341
I WAS JUST... SCARED.
303
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:54,257
OK. IT'S NOT WORTH
THE FIGHT. I'M SORRY.
304
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,557
LET'S JUST GO TO ANTONIO'S.
305
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,093
ACTUALLY, I WAS
THINKING MARIO'S.
306
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,396
AAH! WHAT A JERK!
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
307
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,865
OH, MAN.
308
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,101
AH, DON'T WORRY,
DREW. SHE'LL GET OVER IT.
309
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,404
NO. MY CORN DOG
CARD JUST EXPIRED.
310
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,494
I HAD 49 PUNCHES IN IT!
311
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,816
HEY, BIRTHDAY BOY,
312
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,785
HEY, HELP ME OUT HERE. WHAT
DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
313
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,587
I'D LIKE ONE WEEK
WHERE I GET THE LOOKS
314
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,523
AND YOU'RE THE BIG JOLLY GUY
WITH THE OVERFLOWING PERSONALITY.
315
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,558
HEY, HOW ABOUT A
MEMBERSHIP AT A GYM?
316
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:33,295
HEY, THAT'D GO GOOD WITH THE
GIANT SPEEDOS I'M BUYING YOU.
317
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,164
I GOT A BEER FOR KATE
JUST IN CASE SHE SHOWS UP.
318
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,265
HEY, YOU MIGHT AS
WELL DRINK IT NOW.
319
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:38,767
SHE'S NEVER COMING
ANYWHERE NEAR US AGAIN.
320
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,402
I CAN'T EVEN GET
HER AT HER HOUSE.
321
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,871
CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE CALLED ME
322
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,438
AND SAID SHE WASN'T
COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
323
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,240
WELL, I FEEL A LITTLE
BIT RESPONSIBLE.
324
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,877
I MEAN, IT'S JUST LIKE WE NATURALLY
PUSH EACH OTHER'S BUTTONS.
325
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,411
EVERYBODY'S LIKE THAT
A LITTLE BIT WITH KATE.
326
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,579
YOU JUST GOT TO UNDERSTAND HER.
327
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,981
SOMETIMES SHE LIKES
TO FAKE WITH HER RIGHT
328
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,649
BEFORE SHE MAKES
HER POINT WITH HER LEFT.
329
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,984
YOU MEAN FIGURATIVELY?
330
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,219
YEAH. FIGURATIVELY.
331
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,921
HEY.
332
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,022
HEY! HEY, KATE!
333
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,590
KATE. HEY, KATE. HOW YOU DOING?
334
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,658
WHAT'S UP? KATE.
335
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,659
HI.
336
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,528
I-I'M KATE FROM THE STORE.
337
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,130
YOU WORK IN THE
WAREHOUSE, DON'T YOU?
338
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,733
NO. WE'RE IN LINGERIE.
339
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,870
MIND IF I SIT DOWN?
340
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,271
YOU SURE YOU WORK AT THE STORE?
341
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,272
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
342
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,574
KATE O'BRIEN, COSMETICS.
343
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,575
DOESN'T RING A BELL.
344
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,177
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE REMEMBER ME?
345
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,835
OH, YEAH. YOU'RE THE WHINER.
346
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,305
HEY, LADIES. KATE.
347
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:30,986
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
348
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,955
NO, I'M HERE WITH MY FRIENDS.
349
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,223
THIS IS, UH... AND Y-YOU KNOW,
350
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:38,527
UH, THE, UH, THE, UH, GIRLS.
351
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,317
COME ON. IT'S REAL IMPORTANT.
352
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,068
YOU KNOW, UH...
353
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,403
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.
354
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,939
I EVEN WENT TO YOUR HOUSE.
355
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,641
I KNOW YOU AND JAY
AREN'T GETTING ALONG,
356
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,077
BUT IT'S MY CALLS
YOU'RE NOT RETURNING.
357
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,245
I REALLY MISS YOU,
358
00:13:57,269 --> 00:14:00,950
AND I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU
WOULD COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
359
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,117
YOU'RE HAVING A
BIRTHDAY PARTY? YEAH.
360
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,019
HEY, WE LOVE TO PARTY!
361
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,187
YEAH. BET YOU DO.
362
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,122
WE LOVE BIRTHDAYS.
363
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,624
YEAH, LISTEN, IF
YOU'D LIKE TO COME,
364
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,625
I'D LOVE TO INVITE YOU,
365
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,960
EVEN THOUGH MY
HOUSE IS REAL SMALL
366
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,196
AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
EATING REAL LIGHT.
367
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,999
I'M NOT GOING IF JAY'S
GOING TO BE THERE.
368
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,500
COME ON. HE'S A NICE GUY.
369
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,570
FINE. I'M SURE HE IS,
AND I'M GLAD YOU LIKE HIM.
370
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,538
IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HIM,
371
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:24,840
AND I DON'T WANT
TO RUIN YOUR PARTY.
372
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,809
OH, YOU WON'T RUIN MY PARTY.
373
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,734
OH, YES, I WILL.
374
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,204
WELL, THERE GOES ANOTHER GIFT.
375
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,921
YOU GUYS MIND? I NEED TO
TALK TO JAY ALONE FOR A SECOND.
376
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,077
OH, OK.
377
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,494
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
378
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,362
LISTEN, JAY, I HAVE
KIND OF A PROBLEM.
379
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,831
LET ME GUESS.
380
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,532
KATE DOESN'T WANT
ME AT THE PARTY.
381
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,533
WOW.
382
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,291
OK, I'M THINKING OF A COLOR.
383
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,272
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
384
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,573
IT'S COOL. I WON'T GO.
385
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,944
THANKS. KATE'S JUST IN A
WEIRD PLACE RIGHT NOW.
386
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,046
THAT CARNIVAL GUY, SHE
THOUGHT HE WAS MR. RIGHT
387
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,848
EVER SINCE HE
GUESSED HER WEIGHT.
388
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,450
HEY, MAN. HAVE A GOOD TIME.
389
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,451
YOU KNOW, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY.
390
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,853
YOU COULD TRY TO
FIGHT IT A LITTLE BIT.
391
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,122
OK.
392
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,057
CAN I PLEASE COME TO YOUR PARTY?
393
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,026
OH, DON'T EMBARRASS
YOURSELF, MAN.
394
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,349
HAVE FUN.
395
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,932
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO
PICK BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS.
396
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,135
HEY, HE WAS THE ONE
WHO BROKE YOUR LAVA LAMP
397
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,335
AND BLAMED IT ON THE WIND.
398
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,537
HEY, HE TOOK YOUR BEER AND SAID
399
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,905
THEY FORGOT TO PUT
IT IN THE GROCERY BAG.
400
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,449
I DID NOT. I DID NOT.
YOU'RE THE ONE...
401
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,911
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU GUYS.
402
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,201
OH. OH.
403
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,750
HI THERE.
404
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,419
YOU GUYS GOING TO
BE AT DREW'S PARTY?
405
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,763
UH... I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.
406
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,026
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE
THERE, WE'RE THERE.
407
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,728
WE WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU.
408
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:56,921
YOU BRING ME SOME
OF THAT PARTY, GIRL.
409
00:15:58,490 --> 00:15:59,957
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.
410
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,710
I MADE A DIRTY CAKE.
411
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,845
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
412
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,279
ISN'T THAT THE...
413
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,614
NO.
414
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,449
ISN'T THAT WHERE THAT GOES?
415
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,006
NO.
416
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:21,245
WELL, THEN, IT'S A
MAN WITH A POINTY HAT.
417
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:27,229
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
418
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:31,133
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
419
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,202
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
420
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,771
♪ DEAR DREW ♪
421
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,673
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
422
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,276
♪ TO YOU ♪
423
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,120
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DREW.
424
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,288
I'M GLAD I'M HERE TO
SHARE IT WITH YOU.
425
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,957
IS THIS ME WITH THE POINTY HAT?
426
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,591
UH-HUH.
427
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,660
AND NOW, PART OF THE EVENING
428
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,129
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...
429
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,764
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.
430
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,767
DREW CAREY, THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
431
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,158
OH. I HOPE I GET TO GO
TO THE PROM THIS TIME.
432
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,906
OK, DREW CAREY,
433
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,264
DO YOU REMEMBER... THIS VOICE?
434
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,400
WHAT VOICE?
435
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,281
THIS VOICE?
436
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,282
IT'S YOU.
437
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,483
OK.
438
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,618
HOW ABOUT THIS VOICE?
439
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,988
Man: DREW, IF YOU TELL
ANYONE ABOUT THIS, EVER,
440
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,122
I'LL KILL YOU!
441
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,913
UNCLE BOB!
442
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,649
GET OUT HERE, OSWALD.
443
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:35,697
OK, YOU GOT THAT ONE.
444
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,655
BUT YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO GET THIS ONE.
445
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,838
I'VE PLAYED IN
THREE WORLD SERIES,
446
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,008
I'VE GOT OVER 3,000
HITS AND 450 HOME RUNS,
447
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:49,178
7 GOLD GLOVES,
12 ALL-STAR GAMES,
448
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,781
AND BEEN DRAFTED IN
THREE PROFESSIONAL SPORTS.
449
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,206
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. IT
SOUNDS JUST LIKE DAVE WINFIELD.
450
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,291
HOLY COW!
451
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,226
DAVE WINFIELD!
452
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,628
YOU MUST BE DREW CAREY.
453
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,697
WOW!
454
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,832
WOW!
455
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,867
WAIT, WAIT. I THOUGHT
YOU TWO KNEW EACH OTHER.
456
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,435
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
457
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,071
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HE EATS,
YOU KNOW HIS FAVORITE COLOR.
458
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,840
YOU KNOW WHAT HE
LOOKS FOR IN A WOMAN.
459
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,341
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WENT TO
SCHOOL TOGETHER OR SOMETHING.
460
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,609
NO, I'M JUST A BIG FAN.
461
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,011
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?
462
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,714
YOU SAID THERE WAS A
12-FOOT SUB SANDWICH HERE.
463
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,916
OH!
464
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,052
HEY, YOU WANT TO
GO UP TO MY ROOM
465
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,653
AND SEE MY SPORTS TROPHIES?
466
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,322
WOULD I! LET'S GO.
467
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,656
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
468
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,993
WAIT, WAIT. THERE'S
ONE MORE VOICE.
469
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,229
DREW, I WAS SITTING HOME
ALONE THINKING, THIS IS STUPID.
470
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,830
MY FRIEND'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY,
471
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,066
AND WHAT'S THE
HARM IF I CAME OVER,
472
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,567
GAVE HIM HIS PRESENT, AND LEFT?
473
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,736
AND, KATE, PUT THE CAKE KNIFE
DOWN. I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE.
474
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,804
NICE TRY, JAY.
475
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,974
BUT YOU HAD TO DELIVER
THE PRESENT TONIGHT?
476
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,175
IT'S PERISHABLE.
477
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,309
WHAT IS IT?
478
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,344
A FUDGSICLE.
479
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,514
FUDGSICLE. I LIKE
ANYTHING ON A STICK.
480
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:02,217
OK. OK. NOW GO HOME.
481
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,686
COME ON, KATE. BE A SPORT.
482
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,255
LET HIM STAY TILL
THE BEER RUNS OUT.
483
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:09,579
HEY, DREW, CAN I DRINK
DIRECTLY FROM THE TAP?
484
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,429
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
485
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,531
LET HIM STAY TILL
THE CAKE RUNS OUT.
486
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,155
GOT ANY MORE CAKE?
487
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,736
COME ON. JUST LET
HIM STAY FOR AN HOUR.
488
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,538
FINE. WE COULD USE A PIÑATA.
489
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,874
HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO'S FULL OF CRAP.
490
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,977
OK, THAT'S IT. GIRLFRIENDS?
491
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,979
DO YOU SEE THIS GUY?
492
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,480
HE SAID YOU MAY LOOK STRONG,
493
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,405
BUT YOU COULDN'T LIFT
DIDDLY OVER YOUR HEADS.
494
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,085
COME HERE, DIDDLY.
495
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,321
AH HA HA!
496
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,290
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
497
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,325
YOU TWO ACT LIKE A
COUPLE OF THIRD-GRADERS.
498
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,228
THERE IS NO REASON
YOU COULDN'T GET ALONG.
499
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,529
NOW, I WANT YOU TO GET
YOUR BUTTS IN THAT KITCHEN
500
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,064
AND DON'T COME OUT TILL
YOU WORK THESE THINGS OUT.
501
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,366
REMEMBER. NO GOUGING, NO HITTIN'
BELOW THE BELT, NO HAIR-PULLING,
502
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,057
AND, JAY, HOPE
YOU'RE WEARING A CUP.
503
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,972
WELL, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID?
504
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,273
NOT ONLY DID YOU RUIN THE PARTY,
505
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,208
BUT YOU MADE A
SPECTACLE OF BOTH OF US.
506
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,710
LOOK. WE GOT OFF ON
THE WRONG FOOT HERE.
507
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,947
JUST BECAUSE I USED YOUR
STUPID CAR IN THAT STUPID GAME
508
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,415
DOESN'T MEAN I'M
TRYING TO REPLACE YOU.
509
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,651
OOH, REPLACE ME.
OOH, MY DEEPEST FEAR.
510
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,219
YOU REALLY SEE INTO MY SOUL.
511
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,621
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE THE
BOSSIEST, MOST SELF-CENTERED WOMAN
512
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,523
I HAVEN'T DIVORCED YET!
513
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,359
OH, I'M SELF-CENTERED?
514
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,461
YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW
GOOD-LOOKING YOU ARE,
515
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:20,862
HOW CHARMING YOU ARE,
516
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,897
HOW MUCH I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU...
517
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,333
YOU, YOU, YOU!
518
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,335
I NEVER SAID YOU
WERE ATTRACTED TO ME.
519
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,836
I...
520
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,100
BUT DON'T PRETEND LIKE
YOU DON'T THINK I'M NOT!
521
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,514
IT'S A... LITTLE TOO
QUIET IN THERE.
522
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,550
SHE MUST HAVE GONE
FOR THE VOICE BOX FIRST.
523
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,686
HI.
524
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,576
I JUST GOT ENGAGED.
525
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,392
YOU WANT TO DANCE?
526
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,793
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, I...
527
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,263
DID MY VOICE GO UP? 'CAUSE
THAT WASN'T A QUESTION.
528
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,598
UH, HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
529
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,000
ER, DON'T HOLD ON TO THAT.
530
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,368
ON SECOND THOUGHT, HOLD THAT,
531
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,570
AND LET ME GO CHECK ON
SOMETHING THAT'S GOING ON HERE.
532
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,738
KATE!
533
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,739
AH! OH!
534
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:05,907
JAY!
535
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,171
THAT BASTARD HIT ME IN
THE MOUTH WITH HIS FACE!
536
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,202
TWICE.
537
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:17,785
SO, UH, I TAKE IT YOU TWO HAVE
DECIDED TO BECOME FRIENDS?
538
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:20,310
NO, I THINK THEY'VE
BEEN KISSING.
539
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,725
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
540
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,027
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE
MORTAL ENEMIES,
541
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,717
AND THEN THE NEXT MINUTE,
YOU'RE JUST MAKING OUT?
542
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,428
EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO GO PICK
A FIGHT WITH THE BIG BLONDE.
543
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,174
UH, YOU KNOW, JAY, NOW
THAT YOU'RE DATING KATE,
544
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,977
A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE...
UH, SHE LIKES TO WIN.
545
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,146
YEAH, I FOUND THAT OUT
AFTER OUR FIRST DATE.
546
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,747
SHE SAID, "YOU WANNA
RACE TO THE CAR?"
547
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,415
AND THEN SHE TRIPPED ME.
548
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:50,952
CAN I HELP IT IF
I HAVE BIG FEET?
549
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,921
AND IF YOU EVER CRITICIZE HER,
550
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:57,125
SHE'LL REMIND YOU OF IT
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN...
551
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,494
SO, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I
SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY LITTLE KATE?
552
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,030
WELL, WHEN SHE SAYS STOP
TICKLING, STOP TICKLING.
553
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,520
'CAUSE SHE'LL PEE HER PANTS.
554
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,903
ONCE. AND I WAS ONLY 24.
555
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:11,173
OH, AND IF YOU EVER TAKE HER
TO AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PLACE,
556
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,875
DON'T, 'CAUSE SHE DOESN'T
EAT FOR LIKE TWO DAYS BEFORE.
557
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,510
ALL RIGHT. ALL
RIGHT. THAT'LL DO.
558
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,145
OH, YEAH. I GOT ONE. WAIT.
559
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,815
SOMETIMES IT GETS SO COLD,
HER NOSE STARTS TO RUN.
560
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,183
SHE CAN'T FEEL IT...
561
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,851
OK, THAT'S IT! NOT
ONE MORE WORD!
562
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,252
COME ON. WE HAVE PICTURES.
563
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,754
AAH!
564
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,256
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
565
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,280
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