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BASKETBALL IS WAR.
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TO LOSE IS TO DIE.
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LAST SATURDAY,
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WE GOT KILLED.
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I AM ASHAMED TO BE YOUR COACH.
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SHOULD WE TURN IN OUR UNIFORMS?
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SHOULD WE JUST GIVE UP?
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SHOULD WE ADMIT WE'RE LOSERS,
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OR SHOULD WE STOP
THE LOLLYGAGGING
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AND START PLAYING
SOME BASKETBALL?
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NOW LISTEN UP, LADIES.
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I'M NOT DOING THIS
FOR MY HEALTH.
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I DON'T DO ANYTHING
FOR MY HEALTH.
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I'M NOT DOING THIS 'CAUSE THE
SHORTS MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.
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I GOT BETTER SHORTS,
SHORTS YOU'LL NEVER SEE.
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NO, I AM DOING THIS FOR THE
WINFRED-LOUDER DEPARTMENT STORE.
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AND IF I'M GONNA
VOLUNTEER MY TIME,
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I WANNA SEE SOME EFFORT!
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I WANNA SEE SWEAT!
I WANNA SEE BLOOD!
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I WANNA SEE SOMEONE GET HURT!
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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[SOFTLY] YES.
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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YES, MR. CAREY, SIR!
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THAT'S BETTER.
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NOW, I'D LIKE YOU
ALL TO SAY HELLO
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TO YOUR NEW ASSISTANT COACH,
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MISS KATE O'BRIEN.
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HELLO, MISS O'BRIEN, SIR!
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CALL ME KATE. HI.
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I USED TO PLAY BASKETBALL,
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AND I USED TO BE 10 YEARS OLD,
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SO, FEEL FREE TO ASK
ME ABOUT ANYTHING.
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AND DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO DREW.
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HE'S JUST A BIG OL' TEDDY BEAR.
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KATE, DON'T, UH, RUB MY STOMACH.
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WHEN WE'RE IN A
BUSINESS MEETING,
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DO I COME UP TO YOU
AND HONK YOUR BREASTS?
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LISTEN UP, LADIES.
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SOME OF YOU GOT A
LITTLE WINDED LAST GAME,
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SO, UH, WE'RE GONNA START
THIS PRACTICE OFF WITH 10 LAPS.
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[MOANING]
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YES, PATRICIA?
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I CAN'T RUN TODAY.
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I JUST GOT MY EARS
PIERCED, AND THEY HURT.
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"I CAN'T RUN TODAY. I JUST GOT
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MY EARS PIERCED, AND THEY HURT."
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FINE, IF IT HURTS THAT
BAD, WHY DON'T YOU
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JUST GRAB YOUR LITTLE
DOLLY AND GO HOME?
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FREEZE! YES!
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OH, SO NOW YOU CAN RUN.
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GET BACK THERE.
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YOU CAN ALL THANK PATRICIA
HERE FOR 5 MORE LAPS.
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OK!
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AND THEN ICE CREAM AT MY PLACE,
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AND THEN I'VE GOT HOME MOVIES
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OF DREW SINGING THE LEAD
IN PIRATES OF PENZANCE.
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DON'T BABY 'EM, KATE.
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THEY'LL BE THANKING
ME NEXT FRIDAY
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WHEN THEY'RE FIGHTING THE ENEMY.
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DREW, WE'RE PLAYING
CHUCK E. CHEESE.
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YEAH, WELL, WE LET OUR
GUARD DOWN FOR BABY GAP.
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WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE.
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[DRILL CADENCE] ♪ WE'RE GONNA
WIN THIS GAME WITH EASE! ♪
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Girls: ♪ WE'RE GONNA WIN
THIS GAME WITH EASE! ♪
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♪ WE'RE GONNA KICK
SOME CHUCK E. CHEESE! ♪
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♪ WE'RE GONNA KICK
SOME CHUCK E. CHEESE! ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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DREW, IS IT READY YET?
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YEAH, COME ON, MAN.
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THE BROWNS GAME IS ALMOST ON.
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HEY, I'VE NEVER MADE MY
MOM'S BEER CHILI BEFORE,
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AND I WANNA MAKE
SURE I GET THIS RIGHT.
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NOW, IT'S TIME FOR THE SECRET
INGREDIENT. TURN YOUR HEADS.
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GEE, DREW, SOUNDS LIKE YOU
JUST POURED YOUR BEER IN.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COMING.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY. YOU REMEMBER
MY SISTER JANET?
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HI! HEY!
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HEY! HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
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HEY, LOOK, SHE BROUGHT US A KID.
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THIS IS GONNA LOOK
GREAT IN THE BACKYARD.
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UH, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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THIS IS MY DAUGHTER MONICA.
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WHOA! SOMEONE WE
KNOW REPRODUCED.
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SO, UH, JANET, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING BACK IN TOWN?
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WELL, MONICA HAS
NEVER SEEN SNOW.
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SO I DECIDED TO PACK
UP ALL OUR THINGS
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AND MOVE BACK TO CLEVELAND.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
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COME TO CLEVELAND FOR THE SNOW,
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BUT IT'S THE SLUSH
THAT KEEPS 'EM HERE.
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OH, IT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON.
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THE INSURANCE
COMPANY SHE WORKS FOR
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IS PAYING HER BIG
BUCKS TO RELOCATE.
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OH!
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YEAH, THE LAST
STATISTICIAN RAN OFF
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AND LEFT HIS WIFE
AND THEIR 2.5 KIDS...
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BILLY, AMY, AND JE...
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WELL, YOU SURE LOOK A LOT BETTER
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THAN YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE 15.
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WELL, THINGS HAVE
CHANGED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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NOT FOR ME.
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I STILL LOOK LIKE MY HIGH
SCHOOL YEARBOOK PICTURE.
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WELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT
RID OF THOSE DORKY GLASSES.
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YOU MEAN HIS
BIRTH-CONTROL GLASSES?
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DON'T KNOCK 'EM. THEY WORKED!
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GOD, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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I REALLY MISSED YOU.
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SO, MONICA, READY FOR
SOME OF THE INFAMOUS
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CAREY ALL-MEAT BEER CHILI?
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IT'S GOT BEEF, CHICKEN, PORK,
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AND ALL THE ROAD
KILL WE COULD CARRY.
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I'M A VEGETARIAN.
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SO WERE ALL THE ANIMALS
WE KILLED TO PUT IN HERE.
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I'VE SEEN VIDEOS WHERE
THEY SHOOT COWS IN THE HEAD
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WITH BOLT GUNS.
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SOMETIMES THEY MISS AND
THEY HAVE TO KEEP SHOOTING
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UNTIL THE COW DIES.
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IT'S REALLY GOOD!
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HEY, MONICA, YOU
PLAY BASKETBALL?
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I DON'T REALLY LIKE SPORTS.
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YOU DON'T LIKE SPORTS
AND YOU DON'T EAT MEAT?
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WHY DO YOU GET
UP IN THE MORNING?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE SPORTS
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'CAUSE YOU'VE
NEVER BEEN ON A TEAM
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COACHED BY ME AND DREW.
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YEAH, MONICA, ALL
THE GIRLS LOVE IT.
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IT'S REAL LAID-BACK, YOU KNOW?
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IT'S JUST... IT'S
JUST ABOUT FUN.
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I THINK IT'S A
GREAT IDEA, MONICA.
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MAN, WHEN I WAS A KID, I
WAS REALLY INTO SPORTS.
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YEAH, SHE WON ALL THE
TROPHIES AT SUMMER CAMP.
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SUMMER CAMP? I
FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
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YOU GUYS WERE REALLY HOT
AND HEAVY THAT WHOLE SUMMER.
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YEAH. SHE WAS HOT
AND HE WAS HEAVY.
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THE GAME'S ON.
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OH! WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS
GRAB A BUNCH OF NAPKINS,
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AND, UH, ME AND THE GUYS
WILL BRING THE CHILI IN.
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WHY'D YOU GUYS BREAK UP ANYWAY?
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OH, SHE DUMPED ME FOR A
GUY WITH A BIGGER CANOE.
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SO, UH...
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JANET'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD.
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YEAH.
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HAS A NICE KID.
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YEAH. I LIKE HER.
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SO, UH, SHE SEEING ANYBODY?
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DREW, SHE'S 10 YEARS OLD!
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT JANET.
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OH. WELL, UH,
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ACTUALLY, I'M KIND OF
WORRIED ABOUT JANET.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A COUPLE
OF YEARS SINCE THE DIVORCE.
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I DON'T WANT HER TO TURN
INTO SOME KOOKY OLD LADY
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WHO TAKES IN STRAY ANIMALS
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AND SLEEPS ON A BED
OF ROTTING NEWSPAPER.
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OH, HOW IS YOUR MOM?
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SHE'S GOOD. THANKS.
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OK, MIMI, JUST, UH,
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GIVE ME MY MESSAGES
AND LAY ON THE INSULTS.
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I'M BUSY, DREW. THERE WAS
JUST THIS LENGTHY CONTRACT
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FROM THE TEMP AGENCY.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
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OH, ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
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I WAS GONNA SAY,
"HAVE A NICE DAY.
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I HOPE YOU SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE."
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NO, YOU WEREN'T. YOU
WERE BEING PLEASANT,
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AND THAT'S WHERE YOU WENT WRONG.
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GIVE ME THAT ENVELOPE.
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"DEAR MR. CAREY,
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"WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS.
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"BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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"ON THE OCCASION OF HIRING
YOUR 100th TEMP FROM US,
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"PLEASE ACCEPT THESE
TICKETS FOR YOURSELF
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"AND TWO GUESTS
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"TO THE ROLLING
STONE BENEFIT CONCERT
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AT THE ROCK AND
ROLL HALL OF FAME."
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AARGH.
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YOU'RE GETTING STRONGER.
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I CAN FEEL IT.
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SOMEDAY WE MAY BE EQUALS.
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UNTIL THEN...
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DREW, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO MEET US
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FOR LUNCH IN THE LOBBY.
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LEWIS IS STILL OUT THERE.
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WAIT!
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I HAVE SOMETHING
IN THIS ENVELOPE
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THAT'S GONNA MAKE
YOU GUYS FALL IN LOVE
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WITH ME ALL OVER AGAIN.
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WHO IS FREE SATURDAY
NIGHT TO GO SEE
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THE ROLLING STONES?
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OH!
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OH, NO, THANKS. I'M
NOT THAT BIG OF A FAN.
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BUT, KATE, IT'S THE
ROLLING STONES.
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WELL, NAME ONE SONG
OFF THEIR LAST ALBUM.
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BUT IT'S THE ROLLING STONES!
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HEY, I GOT A DEEJAY JOB,
BUT I MAY GET OFF EARLY.
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OH, YEAH, HOW EARLY?
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WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.
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IT'S A SENIOR CITIZENS' DANCE.
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YOU PLAY RECORDS
UNTIL SOMEONE FALLS.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK JANET?
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OH, SHE'LL NEVER GO OUT WITH ME.
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YOU KNOW, UM,
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SHE'S A SENIOR,
AND I'M A JUNIOR.
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COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS
HAD A CRUSH ON HER.
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AND IT'S A GOOD TIME.
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YOU'RE NOT SEEING ANYONE.
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PLEASE, I'M ALREADY USING
THAT EXCUSE FOR NOT EXERCISING.
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COME ON, DREW,
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SHE'S JUST GETTING
OVER HER DIVORCE.
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SHE PROBABLY WANTS TO EASE BACK
INTO THINGS WITH A NICE, STABLE GUY.
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YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE JUST
GETTING BACK ON THE HORSE,
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YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FIRST RACE
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TO BE THE KENTUCKY DERBY. YEAH.
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WHAT AM I, THE PETTING ZOO?
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YOU KNOW, DREW, IT
WOULDN'T HURT YOU
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TO GET BACK IN THE SADDLE, TOO.
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I MEAN, THE ONLY OTHER
PERSON OUT THERE IS LISA,
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AND YOU CAN'T SEE HER.
232
00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,258
MAYBE I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR HER.
233
00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:39,395
AND THIS LISA THAT YOU
LIKE BUT DON'T ACTUALLY SEE,
234
00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:43,165
CAN OTHER PEOPLE SEE HER?
235
00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,289
IS SHE HERE NOW?
236
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,009
SHUT UP.
237
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,111
I CAN'T SEE HER BECAUSE
SHE WORKS FOR ME.
238
00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,312
WELL, THEN THERE'S NO REASON
239
00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,947
THAT YOU SHOULDN'T
GO OUT WITH JANET.
240
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,849
SHE'S COMING OFF A BAD DIVORCE.
241
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,217
IT'S A PERFECT TIME.
242
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,520
SHE DOESN'T KNOW A LOT OF
PEOPLE ANYMORE IN CLEVELAND.
243
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,221
HER KID NEEDS A DAD.
244
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,089
SHE'S LIMPING, DREW.
245
00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,014
YOU CAN SEPARATE
HER FROM THE HERD.
246
00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,495
WELL, OK, YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.
247
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,230
BUT IF SHE REJECTS ME...
248
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,431
WHO REJECTS YOU?
249
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,966
YOUR SISTER. HE'S
GONNA ASK HER OUT.
250
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,235
NO WAY.
251
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,236
WHY NOT?
252
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,338
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
253
00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,673
YOU CAN'T DATE MY SISTER.
254
00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,008
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
IT IF I DATED YOUR MOM?
255
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,843
EWW! HEY!
256
00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,310
OK, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
257
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,311
LEWIS, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
258
00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,413
WITH DREW DATING YOUR SISTER.
259
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,114
DREW, I THINK IT'S
A WONDERFUL IDEA.
260
00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,449
YEAH.
261
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,018
BUT WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT?
262
00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,119
IF SHE DUMPS YOU, IT
COULD BE REALLY AWKWARD.
263
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,088
AND IF YOU DUMP HER,
THERE'LL BE NOBODY
264
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,256
TO COMFORT HER 'CAUSE EVERYONE
265
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,925
WILL BE TOO BUSY TRYING
TO CATCH THE MONKEYS
266
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,481
THAT ARE FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT.
267
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,806
LEWIS, IT'S JUST A
HARMLESS LITTLE DATE.
268
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,675
THERE'S NOTHING TO
GET EXCITED ABOUT.
269
00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,676
FINE.
270
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,110
ASK HER OUT.
271
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,612
FALL IN LOVE.
272
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,980
GET MARRIED.
273
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,481
HAVE A SUNSET CEREMONY.
274
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,640
I SEE PASTELS,
MAYBE A GIANT TURTLE.
275
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,121
IT'LL BE JUST ONE BIG
DREW AND JANET PARTY,
276
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,785
AND I'LL BE THE
MAYOR OF LOVELAND.
277
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,522
OH, GOD, I HOPE THAT
DOESN'T RUN IN THE FAMILY.
278
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,702
[SHOUTING] THANKS FOR
A GREAT NIGHT, DREW.
279
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,303
[SHOUTING] YEAH, AT FIRST I
THOUGHT IT'D BE A PROBLEM
280
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,437
SITTING NEXT TO
THAT BIG SPEAKER,
281
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,240
BUT IT TURNED OUT OK. YEAH.
282
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,332
I THINK YOUR SMOKE
ALARM'S GOING OFF.
283
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,715
NO, I THINK IT'S US.
284
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,183
OH.
285
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,885
YOU KNOW, MONICA'S
GONNA BE REALLY UPSET
286
00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,087
THAT SHE FELL ASLEEP
AND DIDN'T GET TO SAY
287
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,187
GOOD NIGHT TO YOU.
288
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,223
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'LL SEE HER AROUND.
289
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,791
YEAH.
290
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,426
WELL...
291
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,894
GOOD NIGHT.
292
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:52,918
NIGHT.
293
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,390
SEE YA. OK.
294
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,115
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
295
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,149
UH...
296
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,151
K-KEEPING AN EYE ON THE TABLE.
297
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,786
STAY.
298
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,343
STAY.
299
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,158
WELL?
300
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,060
IT'S KILLING ME.
HOW'D THE DATE GO?
301
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,528
WELL, WE HAD REALLY GREAT SEATS.
302
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,529
YOU COULD ALMOST
SEE THE ANGEL OF DEATH
303
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,197
RIGHT BEHIND KEITH RICHARDS.
304
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,432
NOT THE CONCERT, THE DATE.
305
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:31,467
OH, ROTTEN.
306
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,003
SHE WAS REALLY INTO
NUMBERS AND STATISTICS
307
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,573
AND PRETTY MUCH
BORED ME 72% OF THE TIME.
308
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,741
AW.
309
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:39,942
BUT MONICA HAD A GOOD TIME.
310
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,044
I MEAN, I SHOWED HER AROUND
311
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,111
THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME
312
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,345
AND, UH, I EVEN SHOWED HER
313
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,848
HOW SOMEONE COULD
CHOKE ON THEIR OWN VOMIT.
314
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,217
YOU WOULD THINK THESE ROCK STARS
315
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,919
WOULD KNOW THE
RIGHT WAY TO THROW UP.
316
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,676
THEY DATE MODELS.
317
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,060
ANYWAY, I THINK MONICA
AND I REALLY HIT IT OFF.
318
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,828
I MEAN, UH, I THINK SHE'S GONNA
JOIN THE BASKETBALL TEAM,
319
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,930
AND I'M GONNA TAKE HER
TO THE MALL NEXT WEEKEND.
320
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,065
WE'RE GONNA COUNT FAT PEOPLE.
321
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,399
OH.
322
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,401
I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T
WORK OUT, DREW.
323
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,669
YOU HAD SUCH A BIG CRUSH ON HER.
324
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,637
YEAH. AND THE REAL SHAME IS,
325
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,839
NOW I'LL NEVER GET
TO SEE THOSE MONKEYS
326
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,495
FLY OUT OF LEWIS' BUTT.
327
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,114
AFTERNOON, LISA.
328
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,982
GOOD AFTERNOON, DREW.
329
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:23,086
I'LL NEED THOSE REQUISITION
FORMS THIS AFTERNOON.
330
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,391
SURE, I'LL HAVE THEM
ON YOUR DESK BY 5:00.
331
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,914
I CHEATED ON YOU.
332
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,196
YOU MEAN, THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE
333
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,799
YOU'RE NOT HAVING
A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
334
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,334
WHO ISN'T SHE?
335
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:42,071
WELL, SHE'S NOT YOU.
336
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,540
I, UH, I HAD A DREAM
ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT.
337
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,709
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT
YOU LAST NIGHT.
338
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,734
YOU WERE ON FIRE AND I
PUT YOU OUT WITH A BIG HOSE.
339
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,385
THEN YOU TURNED INTO MY
MOTHER, AND MY HANDS FELL OFF.
340
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,342
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
341
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,592
IT MEANS YOU SHOULDN'T REPEAT
YOUR DREAMS TO ANYBODY...
342
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,727
EVER.
343
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,595
I'LL NEED THOSE
FORMS IN TRIPLICATE.
344
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,699
THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
345
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,500
YOU KNOW, THIS IS CRAZY.
346
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,835
WE STEAL THESE LITTLE
MOMENTS TOGETHER
347
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,237
JUST TO TORTURE OURSELVES
ABOUT THIS RELATIONSHIP
348
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,238
WE CAN'T HAVE.
349
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,006
SAME TIME TOMORROW?
350
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,809
YOU BET. UH...
351
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,866
I'LL BE, UH, I'LL BE
DREAMING ABOUT YOU.
352
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,482
I'LL BE DREAMING ABOUT YOU, TOO.
353
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,807
I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR.
354
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,522
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WORK ON THIS, DREW.
355
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,645
YEAH.
356
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,234
SURPRISE!
357
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,403
HOLY CRA... I MEAN...
358
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,038
HI! HOW YOU DOING?
359
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,673
WELL, WE THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE A NICE SECOND DATE
360
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:51,941
IF WE BROUGHT YOU LUNCH AT WORK.
361
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,443
OH, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
362
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,035
YOU KNOW, I ALREADY HAD
A PICNIC FOR BREAKFAST.
363
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,282
YOU KNOW, DREW,
364
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,483
EVERYTHING JUST
CLICKED LAST NIGHT.
365
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,619
MAYBE IT WAS FATE THAT
BROUGHT ME BACK FROM CALIFORNIA,
366
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,522
BUT IT'S JUST SO WEIRD. I HAVEN'T
THOUGHT ABOUT YOU IN YEARS,
367
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,557
AND NOW I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
368
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,393
ARE YOU SURE? HAVE
YOU REALLY TRIED?
369
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,629
OH, YOU'RE NOT GETTING
RID OF US THAT EASY.
370
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,431
LOOK, UH, MAYBE THIS
IS THE KIND OF THING
371
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,498
WE SHOULD KEEP TO OURSELVES.
372
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,666
I MEAN, NOT BETWEEN US,
373
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,935
I MEAN, YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF,
374
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:19,969
I KEEP IT TO MYSELF.
375
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,404
TUNA SALAD OR CHICKEN SALAD?
376
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,240
[SIGHS] OH, THIS LOOKS GOOD.
377
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,224
HEY, LOOK, IT'S THE
POWER RANGERS!
378
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,846
MMM MMM.
379
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,013
THAT WAS TASTY.
380
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,215
ALL RIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE.
381
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,682
NOTHING MORE TO SEE.
SHOW'S OVER. LET'S GO.
382
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,151
HIT IT!
383
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,719
♪ IT MAY NOT BE SPRING ♪
384
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,520
♪ IT MAY NOT BE FALL ♪
385
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,788
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪
386
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,690
♪ WE'RE HAVING A BALL ♪
387
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,725
♪ DO YOU KNOW WHY? ♪
388
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,126
♪ NO, TELL US WHY ♪
389
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,794
♪ IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, YOU SEE ♪
390
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,796
♪ LIKE GETTING
DOWN ON ONE KNEE ♪
391
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,432
♪ SO SAY GOODBYE TO BOO-HOO ♪
392
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,001
♪ AND HELLO TO ♪
393
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,693
♪ OUR NEW FRIEND DREW ♪
394
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,208
ISN'T SHE CUTE?
395
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,598
ONE MORE TIME!
396
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:10,675
ARE YOU SURE CHILI
IS GOOD AFTER 5 DAYS?
397
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,157
MINE TASTES KIND OF TANGY OR...
398
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,181
METALLIC.
399
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,063
IT'S KIND OF BUBBLY.
400
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:25,189
I THINK YOU'VE CREATED
SOME SORT OF CHILI LIQUEUR.
401
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,337
WOULD YOU GUYS JUST HELP
ME WITH MY PROBLEM HERE?
402
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:32,507
I GOTTA FIND A WAY TO TELL
LEWIS' SISTER I'M NOT INTERESTED,
403
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,209
AND I DON'T WANNA HURT
HER FEELINGS OR HIS.
404
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,477
HEY, IT WAS JUST THE FIRST DATE.
405
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,012
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT TILL
THE SECOND OR THIRD?
406
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,203
THE THIRD DATE WILL
HAVE AN OPENING ACT.
407
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,117
COME ON, WHAT'S THE GENTLEST WAY
408
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,152
EITHER OF YOU EVER
BROKE UP WITH SOMEBODY?
409
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,254
OH, WELL, I'M REALLY
NOT THAT GOOD AT IT.
410
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,623
THERE ARE 43 GUYS
WHO STILL THINK
411
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,887
I'M GOING OUT WITH THEM.
412
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,894
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET IT.
413
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,396
WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT
SHE FINDS SO OVERWHELMING?
414
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,898
I MEAN, IT'S NOT POWER.
415
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,299
IT'S NOT MONEY.
416
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,634
IT'S NOT LOOKS.
417
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,470
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING BETTER
THAN THOSE THINGS, DREW.
418
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,205
OH, YEAH? WHAT?
419
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,339
YOU KNOW.
420
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,407
NO, I DON'T.
421
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,831
YEAH, YOU DO.
422
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,278
NO, I DON'T. TELL ME.
423
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,816
WELL, SHUT UP AND LET
ME THINK OF SOMETHING.
424
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,305
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
425
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,688
HEY.
426
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,790
HEY, LOOK. IT'S
JANET'S BROTHER LEWIS.
427
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,727
YOU REMEMBER GOOD
OLD REASONABLE LEWIS.
428
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,728
WHATCHA DOING?
429
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,162
OH, JUST EATING
CHILI. YOU WANT SOME?
430
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,163
I GOT LOTS OF LEFTOVERS.
431
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,665
NO MORE CHILI, DREW.
432
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,957
I HAVEN'T HAD A BOWEL
MOVEMENT IN FOUR DAYS.
433
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,005
UNTIL THAT HAPPENS,
434
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,629
I FEEL I'M A THREAT
TO THOSE AROUND ME.
435
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,510
I GUESS I WAS WRONG
ABOUT YOU AND JANET.
436
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,045
I HEAR YOU TWO
REALLY HIT IT OFF.
437
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,547
LEWIS, BUDDY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT...
438
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,582
WELL, MAYBE I DO.
439
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,718
♪ CRAZY ♪
440
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,976
♪ YOUR SISTER IS
CRAZY AND LONELY ♪
441
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:54,990
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
442
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,725
SHE'S GOT THIS WHOLE
RELATIONSHIP BUILT UP
443
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,460
IN HER HEAD THAT
DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.
444
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,962
I DON'T THINK SO, DREW.
445
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,430
I THINK YOU MUST'VE SAID
SOMETHING TO HER TO LEAD HER ON.
446
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,932
YEAH, I THINK I SAID
SOMETHING TO LEAD HER ON.
447
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,289
I THINK IT WAS, "GESUNDHEIT."
448
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,805
LEWIS, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
GOING ON BETWEEN US. NOTHING!
449
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,041
YEAH, RIGHT. JUST LIKE THAT
SUMMER YOU MADE OUT WITH HER.
450
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,208
THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.
451
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,643
WE WERE PLAYING SPIN THE BOTTLE.
452
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,547
THE BOTTLE CAME BETWEEN HER
AND SOME GIRL WE CALLED "ONE LIP."
453
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:19,982
GUYS, GUYS, DON'T FIGHT.
454
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,750
IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT.
455
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,751
THIS IS INSANE.
456
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,219
I MEAN, LOOK WHAT'S
HAPPENING HERE.
457
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,421
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I DIDN'T WANT.
458
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,622
BECAUSE OF MY SISTER,
459
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,625
I'M ARGUING WITH MY
BEST FRIEND DREW CAREY.
460
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,827
COME HERE, DREW.
461
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,851
NO.
462
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,363
DREW, COME HERE.
463
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,832
NO. I DON'T WANNA.
464
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,600
COME ON, FRIEND.
465
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,290
NO. I'M AFRAID.
466
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,074
OH!
467
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,641
DREW, IF YOU HURT MY SISTER,
468
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,144
THEY WILL NEVER
FIND ANY PIECE OF YOU.
469
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,645
NOT EVEN YOUR GLASSES.
470
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,848
REMEMBER, I'M A JANITOR.
471
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,250
I KNOW HOW TO DISPOSE OF THINGS.
472
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,019
IS THAT A THREAT?
473
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,843
YOU WANT ME TO SING IT TO YOU?
474
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,425
[DOOR SLAMS]
475
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,694
WELL, HE'S JUST
A LITTLE EXCITED.
476
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,685
I'LL REASON WITH
HIM AT THE WEDDING.
477
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,440
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
478
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:19,775
THAT WAS VERY GOOD,
479
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,543
BUT DIDN'T WE AGREE
THAT WHEN YOU COME UP
480
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,678
ON THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF THE
BASKET, YOU'D USE YOUR RIGHT HAND?
481
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,013
I CAN'T USE MY RIGHT HAND.
482
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,014
TODAY'S BACKWARDS DAY,
483
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,319
AND MY RIGHT HAND
IS MY LEFT HAND.
484
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,820
PRETTY COCKY FOR SOMEONE
UNDER 50 POUNDS, AREN'T YOU?
485
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,455
ALL RIGHT, 5 PUSH-UPS.
486
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,724
THIS BITES!
487
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,692
IT'S YOUR FAULT. YOU
SHOULD LISTEN TO DREW.
488
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,261
YOU SHOULD SHUT UP!
489
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,362
HEY, OK, HEY.
490
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,663
15 PUSH-UPS.
491
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,165
WHY SHOULD I HAVE
TO DO 15 PUSH-UPS?
492
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,533
WHAT, I BET YOU COULDN'T DO ONE.
493
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,535
SHUT UP! I BET HE
COULD DO 50 PUSH-UPS!
494
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,694
WHO IS PAYING YOU
TO KISS HIS BUTT?
495
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,777
WELL, AT LEAST HIS BUTT IS
PRETTIER THAN YOUR FACE!
496
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,811
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
497
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,812
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
498
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,813
EVERYBODY HIT THE SHOWERS.
499
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,447
COME ON, LET'S GO.
500
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:03,051
DREW... DREW... TRUST ME.
501
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,621
YOU'VE ENSURED YOUR PLACE IN
MANY FUTURE THERAPY SESSIONS.
502
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,312
TRY TO RELAX, WOULD YOU, BUDDY?
503
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,326
YOU CAN GO TOO NOW, MONICA.
504
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,829
NAH. I THINK I SHOULD
RUN SOME LAPS.
505
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,453
I GOT A LITTLE WINDED DURING OUR
THIRD HOUR OF PRACTICE YESTERDAY.
506
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,401
HEY, COACH.
507
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,069
OOH, YOU LOOK GOOD IN SHORTS.
508
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,871
OH, HEY. I DO A STEP WORKOUT.
509
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:26,275
YOU KNOW, STEP TO THE REFRIGERATOR,
STEP TO THE COUCH. REPEAT.
510
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,010
SO HOW'S MY MONICA DOING?
511
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,278
OH, GREAT.
512
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,013
JUST A, YOU KNOW, LITTLE
EXCITABLE, THAT'S ALL.
513
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,580
SOMETIMES SHE GETS CARRIED AWAY.
514
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,581
WHAT'D SHE DO?
515
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,883
OH, NOTHING SPECIFICALLY.
516
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,018
IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
SHE JUST GOT IN A FIST FIGHT
517
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,519
DEFENDING MY PHYSICAL FITNESS.
518
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,487
THAT'S NOT CHOOSING
YOUR BATTLES TOO WISELY.
519
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,622
WELL, SHE LIKES YOU.
520
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,025
I LIKE HER. I LOVE KIDS.
I'M GREAT WITH THEM.
521
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,381
[HISSES]
522
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,095
SEE YOU MONDAY.
523
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,865
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A
LOT OF DIFFERENT WAYS
524
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,666
TO APPROACH A RELATIONSHIP.
525
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,936
99% OF THE PEOPLE WOULD CHOOSE
526
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,770
A LONG, SLOW COURTSHIP.
527
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,105
LET'S TAKE IT SLOW.
528
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,141
LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
529
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,077
BUT THEN THERE'S THAT 1% THAT JUST
CUT THROUGH ALL THE CRAP AND SAY,
530
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,912
YOU WANNA GET MARRIED?
531
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,647
JANET...
532
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:06,815
YEAH?
533
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,118
LOOK, THIS IS
REALLY HARD TO SAY,
534
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,186
ESPECIALLY SINCE I'VE NEVER BEEN
535
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,387
ON THIS SIDE OF THE
CONVERSATION BEFORE,
536
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:15,757
BUT... HERE IT GOES.
537
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,448
YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY,
AND IT'S NOT THE HAIRCUT...
538
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,064
BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT.
539
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,088
I'M SORRY.
540
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,301
IT WAS THE PICNIC, WASN'T IT?
541
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,303
WELL, IT WASN'T JUST THE PICNIC.
542
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,405
I MEAN, WE HARDLY
EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER.
543
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,908
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, DREW.
544
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,977
I REALIZE I WAS
MOVING KIND OF FAST
545
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,811
AND THAT THERE WASN'T A
LOT OF CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US,
546
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,413
BUT I THOUGHT EVENTUALLY,
547
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,415
WE WOULD GROW INTO EACH OTHER.
548
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,550
MY DAYS OF SHOOTING
FOR THE MOON ARE OVER.
549
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,376
I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH... SETTLING.
550
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,124
YOU'RE TAKING THIS REALLY WELL.
551
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,493
IT'S TOO BAD.
552
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,263
ALL THE STATS SAID THAT YOU WOULD
HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT FATHER.
553
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,330
REALLY? YEAH.
554
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,765
VERY STABLE.
555
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,833
ACCORDING TO THE
CHARTS AT OUR COMPANY,
556
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,403
ODDS ARE YOU'D STAY IN YOUR
SAME JOB FOR THE NEXT 15 YEARS.
557
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,804
REALLY?
558
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,306
AND YOU WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME
559
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,763
BECAUSE YOU'RE DESTINED TO HAVE
ONLY ONE MORE SEXUAL PARTNER.
560
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,344
REALLY?
561
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,413
AND YOU'D BE THERE FOR MONICA.
562
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,248
AT LEAST UNTIL SHE
FINISHES COLLEGE.
563
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,017
AND THEN WE GET A DIVORCE?
564
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,518
MM-MMM. HEART ATTACK.
565
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,986
ALL RIGHT.
566
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,130
WELL, TELL MONICA I'LL BE
OUTSIDE WHEN SHE'S FINISHED.
567
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,562
SO I GUESS THIS QUALIFIES
AS OUR FIRST DINNER DATE.
568
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:28,730
YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.
569
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:32,501
DRIVING AROUND, BEAUTIFUL
NIGHT, STARS ARE OUT.
570
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,035
HEY, YOU GONNA EAT THESE FRIES
571
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,136
THAT FELL IN THE
BOTTOM OF THE BAG?
572
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,672
HERE. LET ME FEED 'EM TO YOU.
573
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,162
WATCH YOUR FINGERS.
574
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,414
MAN, I'M GLAD WE FOUND
A WAY TO WORK THIS OUT.
575
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,382
YEAH, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO
BE ABLE TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER?
576
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,351
OH, I'M SORRY. I MUST
HAVE DOZED OFF.
577
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,854
OH, MY GOD! IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS.
578
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,356
WHAT KIND OF A CARPOOL IS THIS?
579
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,493
AND WHY IS THERE
A FRY IN MY HAIR?
580
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,495
WELL, YOU KNOW, WE
GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC
581
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,196
AND THEN THERE WAS
ALL THAT CONSTRUCTION.
582
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,232
PLUS, YOU KNOW, THE
SOBRIETY CHECKPOINT.
583
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,101
DREW GOT NERVOUS
AND SAID I'M DRUNK.
584
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,937
DIDN'T HELP THAT YOU SAID
YOU WERE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
585
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,242
AND YOUR DEAD MOTHER
WAS IN THE BACK SEAT.
586
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:14,709
PLEASE. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
587
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,468
I'VE BEEN DOING FRANK
IN FOOTWEAR FOR YEARS.
588
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,582
WELL, UH, THIS IS ME.
589
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,350
OH.
590
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,118
I'LL, UH, I'LL WALK
YOU TO THE DOOR.
591
00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,119
WAIT A MINUTE.
592
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:26,555
I WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH
593
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,122
FOR YOU TO WALK HER TO THE DOOR.
594
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,558
FINE.
595
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:32,026
I GUESS I, UH, I'LL TRY NOT
TO SEE YOU TOMORROW.
596
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:35,029
NOT UNLESS I DON'T
SEE YOU FIRST.
597
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,030
BYE.
598
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,999
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
599
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,936
SO YOU WANNA GET
HOME IN A HURRY?
600
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,136
HANG ONTO YOUR TEETH.
601
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,139
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
602
00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:48,283
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