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MAN, I CAN'T THANK
YOU ENOUGH, BILL.
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I KNOW HOW CROWDED
ALL THE CAR POOLS ARE.
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I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU SQUEEZING ME IN.
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SO, UH, I GUESS I'M
YOUR FIRST STOP, HUH?
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NOPE. YOU'RE IT.
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REALLY? JUST ME?
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YEAH. JUST YOU AND ME.
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BILL... BUDDY.
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[CAR PHONE RINGS]
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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PROBABLY THE WIFE.
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YEAH, HONEY?
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'CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS YOU.
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LOOK AT ALL THIS ROOM, MAN.
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I COULD PROBABLY LAY DOWN.
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OH, WELL, TIME FOR MY SIT-UP.
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OOF!
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WHEW. YEAH, TIGHT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,
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TURN AROUND NOW AND COME HOME?
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WELL, THEN GET A JOB!
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DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE
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INSTEAD OF LAYING AROUND
FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF.
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HEY, LET'S PLAY AUTO BINGO.
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A SIGN, A BUS, A
BILLBOARD, A MAILMAN.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
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HOW ABOUT IF I KILL MYSELF, HUH?
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I CAN DO IT, DORIS.
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I'M BEHIND THE WHEEL.
JUST SAY THE WORD!
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UH, AMBULANCE, A POLICEMAN.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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YEAH. JUST, UH,
JUST GO BACK TO BED.
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YEAH. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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ALL RIGHT. BYE.
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LITTLE PROBLEM AT HOME?
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SAME THING EVERY MORNING.
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BOY, IF I DIDN'T HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND ON THE SIDE,
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I WOULD KILL MYSELF.
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Woman: I'M STILL HERE.
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SO...
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THIS BABY HAVE, UH,
PASSENGER-SIDE AIRBAGS?
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GOT HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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YOU KNOW, YOU BUY A
HOUSE FROM SOMEONE,
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YOU EXPECT THE FURNACE
TO BE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER.
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I HAVE HALF A MIND TO
DRAG THOSE CON ARTISTS
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BACK FROM FLORIDA,
AND MAKE THEM FIX THIS.
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OH, THAT WHERE
YOUR FOLKS ARE NOW?
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YEAH.
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WHAT THE HELL IS ALL
THIS GLOBAL WARMING
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I'VE BEEN HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT?
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HEY, SCREW THE
GRANDKIDS! I'M COLD NOW!
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I NEED SOME HEAT TODAY, DAMN IT!
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HEY, LEWIS, ANY GOOD NEWS?
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YEAH, I FOUND THIS REALLY
NEAT OILY STUFF TO PLAY WITH.
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DREW, YOUR FURNACE IS DEAD.
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OH, MAN.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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COMING.
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GEE, I HOPE IT'S
SOMEBODY WHO'S ON FIRE.
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HEY, KATE.
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HEY, DREW.
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WOW, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE.
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YEAH. WELL, THE FURNACE BROKE.
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OH, SO I GUESS A, UH, SNAKE
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COULDN'T LIVE IN A
HOUSE THIS COLD, HUH?
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GEE, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
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IS IT A PUPPY?
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NO, BUT IT COULD EAT A PUPPY.
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IT'S BARRY'S PYTHON.
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YOU WANT IT?
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NO. I JUST GAVE A
BIG BOX TO GOODWILL.
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WHAT WOULD I WANT
WITH BARRY'S SNAKE?
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WHY DIDN'T HE JUST
TAKE IT WITH HIM
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WHEN YOU THREW
HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE?
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HE HASN'T TAKEN
ANY OF HIS THINGS.
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AND I JUST DON'T WANT THIS
SLIMY, CREEPY, RAT-EATING THING
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IN MY HOUSE ANYMORE.
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YOU'RE NOT RUNNING A WAREHOUSE.
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HAVE YOU TALKED
TO HIM ABOUT THIS?
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A FEW TIMES.
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HEY, SNAKEY, SNAKEY.
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ROLL OVER. COME ON, BOY.
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ROLL OVER.
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LEWIS. LEWIS, IT'S
NOT GOING TO...
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GOOD BOY!
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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WHOOPS. I GOT TO GO.
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HEY, UH, OSWALD, IF YOU'RE
GOING TO STICK AROUND THE HOUSE,
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FIND A FURNACE REPAIR
GUY, WOULD YOU, BUDDY?
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I'LL, UH, I'LL PAY
TWICE WHAT YOU GET
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FOR LAYING ON THE COUCH.
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I'D BE GLAD TO,
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ALTHOUGH TODAY
IS THE ANNIVERSARY
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OF MY GRANDFATHER'S DEATH.
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I WAS GOING TO GO TO CHURCH.
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OH, I'M SORRY,
MAN. I DIDN'T KNOW.
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THAT'S MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
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GOTCHA!
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OH, MAN. I JUST GOT
IT THE WAY I LIKED IT.
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NOW I HAVE TO DO
IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
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O.K., LET'S GO.
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MORNING, ANGIE.
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MIMI.
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HEY, DREW, HOW ABOUT
THOSE INDIANS LAST NIGHT?
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WHAT? DID THEY
BURN DOWN THE FORT
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AND STEAL THE WOMEN AGAIN?
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♪ WHO CAN TURN THE
WORLD ON WITH HER SMILE ♪♪
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SO, DID YOU SEE THAT
GAME LAST NIGHT?
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MAN, FINALLY, IT'S EVERYONE
ELSE'S TEAM THAT SUCKS.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE TEAMS
PLAYING THAT ARE IN LAST PLACE?
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THEY DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
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THEY RUN OUT TO THE FIELD,
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"HEY, MAN, CAN I
BORROW YOUR GLOVE?"
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LONG FLY BALL TO RIGHT FIELD.
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"OH, GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT."
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SAY, HEY, WILLIE.
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MR. BELL WANTS
YOU TO THIS SEND OUT
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FOR GENERAL
DISTRIBUTION RIGHT AWAY.
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LET'S SEE HERE.
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WHAT? ONLY ONE
PERSONAL CALL A DAY?
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THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR.
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BLAME YOUR LITTLE FRIEND KATE.
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SOME GUY SHE BROKE UP WITH
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HAS BEEN CALLING,
LIKE, 20, 30 TIMES A DAY.
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IT'S WASTING A LOT
OF PEOPLE'S TIME.
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OH, THAT MUST BE BARRY.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY
TO HATE ME FOR PASSING THIS OUT.
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I'M STILL REELING FROM
THAT FACIAL HAIR MEMO.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
MENACHIM WAS HASSIDIC.
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WAS THIS YOUR IDEA?
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MAYBE.
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HAS ANYONE EVER TESTED
YOUR MAKEUP FOR LEAD?
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YOU KNOW, MR. CAREY,
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AND I'M NOT SPEAKING AS YOUR
BOSS' PERSONAL ASSISTANT NOW,
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BUT AS YOUR ENEMY,
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BITE ME.
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YEAH, YEAH. ONE OF
THESE DAYS I'LL BITE YOU
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AND I'M GOING TO
GET VERY, VERY SICK.
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HELLO, LASHONDRA, CAN
YOU SEND KATE O'BREIN
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FROM COSMETICS UP HERE, PLEASE?
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THANK YOU.
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IF IT HELPS, HERE IS
YOUR DAILY CARTOON FAX.
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OH, MAN. WHO KEEPS
SENDING ME THESE THINGS?
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THEY'RE NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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HA HA HA!
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HEY, THIS IS GREAT.
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IT'S A CATERPILLAR, SEE?
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HE'S TRYING TO MAKE IT
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WITH THIS CRINKLE-CUT
FRENCH FRY.
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SEE?
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"HEY, CUT IT OUT.
I'M A FRENCH FRY."
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IT'S HILARIOUS. HERE,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
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WHY DON'T YOU PUT THIS AT
THE BOTTOM OF THE STUPID MEMO.
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MAYBE IT'LL CHEER PEOPLE UP,
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YOU KNOW, LIKE PUTTING A
SMILEY FACE ON A SUBPOENA.
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HEY, ANGIE. HEY, HANDSOME.
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DON'T YOU "HEY, ANGIE" ME.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
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THAT BARRY WAS
BOTHERING YOU AT WORK?
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BECAUSE I WANTED
TO HANDLE IT MYSELF.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE
BOTHERED YOU WITH THIS.
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BOTHERED ME? I HAVE
TO SEND OUT A MEMO
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LIMITING PERSONAL PHONE
CALLS FOR THE ENTIRE STORE.
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I MEAN, YOU GOTTA
PUT A STOP TO THIS.
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O.K., THAT'S IT.
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I'M CALLING BARRY RIGHT NOW.
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YOU KNOW, UH, THIS WILL HAVE
TO BE YOUR ONE PERSONAL CALL.
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BARRY, IT'S KATE.
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OH, SHUT UP! I SHOULDN'T
BOTHER YOU AT WORK!
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LOOK, YOU CAN'T KEEP
CALLING ME ANYMORE.
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IT'S OVER.
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NO, I WANT YOU TO
PICK UP YOUR STUFF,
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AND IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS,
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I'M GETTING A NUISANCE WARRANT.
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IS THAT A THREAT?
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OH, AREN'T YOU A BIG MAN.
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GIVE ME THAT PHONE.
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LISTEN, BARRY, IF KATE
SAYS IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER.
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NOW GET YOUR STUFF OUT OF
HER HOUSE BY BY TOMORROW NIGHT,
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AND IF YOU EVER
THREATEN HER AGAIN,
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YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!
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YEAH. NEVER MIND WHO THIS IS.
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YEAH. YEAH, IT'S OSWALD.
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BYE.
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BARRY JUST CAN'T LET GO, DREW.
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I MEAN, SOMETIMES HE
YELLS. SOMETIMES HE CRIES.
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IT'S REALLY SCARY.
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I MEAN, HOW DO YOU TELL WHO
YOU'RE GETTING INVOLVED WITH?
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WELL, HERE'S A CLUE.
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IF HIS TIRES ARE
HIGHER THAN THIS
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AND HIS TATTOO OF
SATAN SMOKING A CIGAR
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IS LOWER THAN THIS,
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HE'S NOT FOR YOU.
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YEAH, BUT THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.
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YOU KNOW, UH, I'M GOING TO
BE AT YOUR HOUSE TOMORROW
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WHEN BARRY COMES OVER.
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YOU KNOW, JUST TO
MAKE SURE YOU'RE SAFE.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, DREW.
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YEAH, NEITHER DO
OSWALD AND LEWIS,
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BUT I'LL GOING TO MAKE
SURE THEY GET THERE FIRST.
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[RING]
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YES, MR. BELL.
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APPARENTLY WE HAVE
A PROBLEM, CAREY.
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IF IT'S ABOUT THE
EMPLOYEE PHONE USE, SIR,
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IT'S ALREADY BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
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YES, ACTUALLY, I WAS
CALLING ABOUT THE CARTOON
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YOU PUT ON THE MEMO.
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VERY AMUSING.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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YOU KNOW, I HAVE ANOTHER WITH
A, UH, TURTLE IN AN ARMY HELMET.
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IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING.
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I DON'T THINK SO, CAREY.
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WE'VE RECEIVED VERY STRONG
COMPLAINT ON THE FIRST ONE.
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WHAT?
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LOOK, THERE'S A TIME AND
A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING,
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AND FUNNY OR NOT,
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UH, THIS IS GOING TO
HAVE TO GO IN YOUR FILE.
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MY FILE?
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BUT THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR.
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I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A
HARMLESS, STUPID LITTLE MEMO.
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I WAS JUST TRYING TO
BOOST EMPLOYEE MORALE.
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YOU KNOW, WHO'D
BE OFFENDED BY THAT?
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SOMEONE WHO CONSIDERS IT
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL,
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AND I'M AFRAID SHE WANTS
TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
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SHE?
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[SIGHS] YEAH.
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LOOK, THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR.
233
00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:26,882
CAN I JUST TALK TO HER?
234
00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,351
MAYBE I CAN EXPLAIN...
235
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,518
[DIAL TONE]
236
00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,888
O.K., WHO'S THE RAT?
237
00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,890
OH, OF COURSE.
238
00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,425
SO, UH...
239
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:41,464
MIMI, YOU FUNNY, LITTLE
SUNNY, LITTLE MIMI.
240
00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,898
HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, UH, CARTOON
241
00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:45,635
I PUT IN THIS MORNING'S
MEMO, HUH? DID YOU LIKE IT?
242
00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,902
I LOVED IT.
243
00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:48,937
I PUT IT ON MY FILE CABINET,
244
00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:53,208
RIGHT NEXT TO THE PICTURE
OF YOU WITH SPIT ON IT.
245
00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:56,211
SO YOU DIDN'T BUST
ME ON IT WITH MR. BELL?
246
00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,914
YOU GOT BUSTED ON
THAT LITTLE CARTOON?
247
00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,916
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
248
00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,552
HEY, I'M IN ENOUGH
TROUBLE WITH MR. BELL.
249
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:04,987
I'M HANGING BY A THREAD HERE.
250
00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,255
WELL, THEN YOU
BETTER BE NICE TO ME,
251
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,690
OR I WON'T TELL YOU
THAT WHEN YOU HUNG UP,
252
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,891
MR. BELL SAID HE
WANTED TO SEE YOU
253
00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,192
IN HIS OFFICE RIGHT AWAY.
254
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,716
WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
255
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:18,367
CAREY! WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
256
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,991
DON'T YOU KNOCK?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
257
00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:27,643
HA HA HA!
258
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,867
HEY, YOU GOT ME THERE.
259
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,003
OH, YOU BIG SACK OF...
260
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:39,855
ALL RIGHT, I WROTE A NEW
MEMO. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
261
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,890
"TO ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM DREW CAREY,
262
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,359
"ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
OF PERSONNEL,
263
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,060
"AS OF TOMORROW, ALL EMPLOYEES
264
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,697
"WILL BE REQUESTED TO BRING
THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR TO WORK.
265
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,964
"THIS REPLACES THE
CURRENT PRACTICE
266
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,021
"OF SHOVING A
STICK UP YOUR BUTT.
267
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,803
THANK YOU."
268
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,306
THAT'S VERY HEALTHY
YOU CAN LET IT GO, DREW.
269
00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,343
MAN, ARE YOU WHACKED OUT.
270
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,944
OF COURSE I'M WHACKED OUT.
271
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,346
WHY DOES ONE UPTIGHT PERSON
272
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,513
GET TO RUIN IT FOR
EVERYBODY ELSE?
273
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,349
A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE
OFFICE LOVED THAT CARTOON.
274
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,551
"HEY, DREW, LOVED THE CARTOON."
275
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,720
"HEY, I HAD FRENCH FRIES AT LUNCH
AND I THOUGHT OF YOU, BUDDY."
276
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,211
"DREW, I LOVED YOUR
CARTOON. I CAN WALK AGAIN."
277
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,259
HEY, DREW, OSWALD.
278
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,260
HEY, LEWIS.
279
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,295
HOW YOU DOING, SPACE CADET?
280
00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,832
JUST FINE, YOU STUPID,
FAT SLOB, BIKER DUDE.
281
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,900
HA HA HA!
282
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,825
STATE YOUR BUSINESS,
JULES, OR I'M CALLING THE ATF.
283
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,940
WE NEED A SMALL FAVOR, DREW.
284
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,744
WE GAVE YOUR NAME
AS A JOB REFERENCE.
285
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:35,978
OH, MAN, WHY ME?
286
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,134
WE KNEW YOUR NUMBER.
287
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,618
OH, MAN. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DID I HIRE YOU FOR?
288
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,254
INTERIOR DECORATOR.
289
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,322
I'VE WORKED FOR
YOU FOR 10 YEARS.
290
00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:51,594
I'M CURRENTLY
MAKING 75,000 A YEAR.
291
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,685
YEAH. I LOVE WHAT YOU
DID WITH YOUR OUTHOUSE.
292
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,400
OH, UH, ONE OTHER THING.
293
00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,302
WOULD YOU MIND ANSWERING YOUR
PHONE "DREWCORP" FOR A WHILE?
294
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,837
OUT!
295
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,407
BOY, I THOUGHT FAXING
YOU THOSE CARTOONS
296
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,708
WOULD PUT YOU IN A BETTER MOOD.
297
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,010
WHAT? THAT WAS YOU?
298
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,612
DON'T THANK ME, DREW.
299
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,913
I'M JUST BEING A GOOD NEIGHBOR.
300
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,816
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NEIGHBORS
ON THE OTHER SIDE, TOO.
301
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,774
WELL, YEAH, BUT
THEY DON'T LIKE US.
302
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,689
NO.
303
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:21,857
NO. DON'T ANYONE HELP ME
304
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,293
WITH THIS INCREDIBLY
HEAVY BOX, THANK YOU.
305
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,162
HEY, SHE WAS TALKING TO YOU.
306
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,964
OH, I'M SORRY.
307
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,866
WHAT YOU GOT THERE, KATE?
308
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,167
BARRY'S STUFF.
309
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,604
THERE'S BEEN A SMALL
CHANGE IN PLANS.
310
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,673
I TOLD BARRY TO COME
HERE TOMORROW NIGHT.
311
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,542
WHAT? WHY IS HE
COMING TO MY HOUSE?
312
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,644
I DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH HIM.
313
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,479
YOU CAN'T TAKE A DOMESTIC
DISTURBANCE ON THE ROAD,
314
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,748
LIKE SOME KIND OF
PSYCHO CARNIVAL.
315
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:49,952
I'M REALLY SORRY, DREW,
BUT I NEED NEUTRAL TURF.
316
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,120
AHH, I DON'T WANT
HIM IN MY HOUSE AGAIN.
317
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,457
YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT HIM IN
YOUR HOUSE 'CAUSE NOW HE'S MAD,
318
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,091
AND HE'S GOING TO
START BUSTING UP STUFF.
319
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,827
WHAT IF YOU FORGOT
SOME OF HIS THINGS?
320
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,695
HE'S GOING TO GO NUTS IF
HE THINKS YOU WERE STEALING.
321
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,830
I'LL SAY.
322
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,898
DID YOU GET HIS LEATHER JACKET?
323
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,033
I ALWAYS PICTURED
MYSELF IN THAT.
324
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,802
HEY, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING ANYTHING.
325
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,370
I'M THE ONE HE
TREATED LIKE CRAP,
326
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,673
AND I DESERVE A FEW OF
THE LOUSY THINGS I KEPT.
327
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,141
HE WON'T MISS ANYTHING ANYWAY...
328
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,945
WELL, MAYBE HIS INSULIN.
329
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,014
OH, MAN, ARE YOU
ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
330
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,450
YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST GOING TO
TAKE IT OUT ON DREW AND HIS HOUSE.
331
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,852
WHAT IF THE GUY GOES BERSERK,
332
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,820
AND BREAKS ONE
OF DREW'S HUMMELS?
333
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,378
YEAH. WHAT IF HE BREAKS
BOTH MY HUMMELS?
334
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,197
15 YEARS AT WINFRED-LOUDER,
335
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,298
VERY IMPRESSIVE, MARY.
336
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,300
NO BLACK MARKS, NO
CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS...
337
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,401
I'M SORRY, MR. CAREY,
338
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,871
BUT CAN YOU TELL ME
EXACTLY WHY I'M HERE?
339
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,306
I'M JUST HAVING A FRIENDLY LITTLE
CHAT WITH ALL THE ASSOCIATES,
340
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,075
YOU KNOW, JUST TO MAKE
SURE THE MANAGEMENT
341
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,677
DOESN'T BECOME THIS
ANONYMOUS AUTHORITY FIGURE
342
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,912
REPRESENTED BY A BUNCH OF MEMOS,
343
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,081
LIKE THIS ONE, FOR EXAMPLE!
344
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,718
DO YOU FIND THIS
OFFENSIVE, MARY?
345
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,386
NO.
346
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:01,290
HOW ABOUT OUTRAGEOUS,
ABUSIVE, SHAMEFUL, OR HUMILIATING?
347
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,692
JUST ASKING.
348
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,427
ARE WE DONE?
349
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,329
YEAH. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY
350
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,634
AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
351
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:14,003
ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT MARY.
352
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,138
DREW? OH, I'LL FIND HER, KATE.
353
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,741
IF I HAVE TO TERRORIZE EVERY
NICE, LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE STORE,
354
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,077
I'LL FIND HER.
355
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,511
SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT
356
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,279
OF INSANE, OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR.
357
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,815
BARRY CALLED AGAIN.
358
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,449
OH, GREAT. WHAT DID HE SAY?
359
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,418
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS SAY.
360
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,921
HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
ME. HE CAN'T SLEEP.
361
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,223
HE'S HEARING VOICES.
YOU'RE THE DEVIL.
362
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,524
ALL THAT STUFF.
363
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,993
DO MOST GUYS
THINK I'M THE DEVIL?
364
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,228
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S NOT THE FEEDBACK
365
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,563
I'VE BEEN GETTING FROM
MY WINGED MONKEYS.
366
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:42,865
I'M REALLY SORRY, DREW.
367
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,234
I JUST WANTED TO
PREPARE YOU FOR TONIGHT.
368
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,070
OOH! HOW DID I GET
MYSELF INTO THIS?
369
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,539
YEAH, BUT BETTER QUESTION IS
HOW DID YOU GET ME INTO THIS?
370
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,375
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, I THINK YOU
DO THIS STUFF TO ME ON PURPOSE.
371
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,112
DID YOU FIND THIS
CARTOON OFFENSIVE?
372
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,414
DREW, I'VE SEEN
YOUR SECRET SHELF.
373
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,417
I DON'T FIND ANYTHING OFFENSIVE.
374
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,853
KATE. NORA.
375
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:04,954
PAYCHECK. THANKS.
376
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,288
DREW.
377
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,456
HEY, YOU'RE THE
MOST POPULAR PERSON
378
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,457
IN THE STORE, I'LL BET.
379
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,458
PASSING OUT THE CASH.
380
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,493
HEY, FELLAS, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
381
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,095
FEED ME.
382
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,164
HEH-HEH. HEH.
383
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,300
HEY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
384
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,402
NO. WHAT?
385
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,904
SOME UPTIGHT, HUMORLESS KILLJOY
386
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,306
GOT ME IN TROUBLE WITH MR. BELL
FOR HANGING UP THIS SILLY CARTOON.
387
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,275
SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE
DECENCY TO TELL ME TO MY FACE.
388
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,276
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
389
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,044
HAPPENS.
390
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,545
YEAH, I GUESS.
391
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,948
SO ARE YOU JUST GOING
TO LEAVE IT UP LIKE THAT?
392
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,516
HELL YES.
393
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,886
IT'S MY RIGHT AS A CITIZEN
OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY
394
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,854
TO PUT UP WHATEVER
STUPID GARBAGE I WANT.
395
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,090
I LOOK AT THE
WALL OF MY CUBICLE,
396
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,725
AND I SAY, "WHY NOT?"
397
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:47,797
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT SOMEONE
MIGHT SEE IT AND BE BOTHERED BY IT.
398
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,287
YEAH. LIKE WHO?
399
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,403
NORA...
400
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,005
NOT YOU.
401
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,873
LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO GET INTO THIS.
402
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,475
THAT CARTOON IS OFFENSIVE
AND HOSTILE TO WOMEN.
403
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,144
I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT DOWN.
404
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,380
IT'S A CATERPILLAR
AND A FRENCH FRY.
405
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,504
NOT TO EVERYONE.
406
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,787
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
HAVE JUST TOLD ME,
407
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,122
"DREW, I DIDN'T APPRECIATE
408
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,024
"THIS HYSTERICALLY
FUNNY CARTOON.
409
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,758
"SO PLEASE DON'T
SEND ME ANY MORE
410
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,661
OF YOUR SELFLESS AND INSPIRATIONAL
ATTEMPTS TO BRIGHTEN MY DAY."
411
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,430
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
GO TO MR. BELL ABOUT IT.
412
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,365
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
413
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,467
YEAH, NOT WITH PEOPLE
LIKE YOU AROUND IT'S NOT.
414
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,402
DREW, DREW, PLEASE.
415
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,706
NORA, CAN WE TALK
WOMAN-TO-WOMAN?
416
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,365
'CAUSE I'M SENSITIVE TO THE
ANGUISH YOU'RE FEELING, MY SISTER.
417
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,613
I'VE KNOWN DREW A LONG TIME,
418
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,649
AND I'M SURE HE DIDN'T
MEAN ANYTHING BY THIS.
419
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,384
OH, SURE, STICK UP
FOR YOUR FRIEND.
420
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,553
EVERYBODY KNOWS
HOW YOU GOT THIS JOB.
421
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,023
WHY SHOULDN'T I STICK UP
FOR HIM, YOU TIGHTLIPPED PRISS?
422
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,291
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
423
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,293
YOU GOING TO SUE HIM FOR
CREATING A HOSTILE WORKPLACE.
424
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,294
UH, KATE?
425
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,395
NO, NO. LET ME FINISH.
426
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,630
GO HEAD. MAKE A
FEDERAL CASE OUT OF IT!
427
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,099
YOU THINK ANYONE'S
GOING TO CARE?
428
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,701
"OH, THE CATERPILLAR AND
THE FRENCH FRY ARE HAVING SEX.
429
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,070
OH, I'M SO ASHAMED!"
430
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:04,073
YOU KNOW WHAT...
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
431
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,640
DON'T SAY IT, KATE.
432
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,742
I THINK YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY,
433
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,299
AND THAT'S YOUR REAL PROBLEM!
434
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,916
OH, GOOD. YOU FOUND
A NICE WAY TO PUT IT.
435
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,085
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
436
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:20,856
WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT
TAKES CARE OF MY JOB.
437
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,358
DON'T WORRY, DREW.
438
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,860
WHO'S GOING TO SIDE
WITH THAT LOOSE CANNON?
439
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,429
OH, MAN, I CAN'T
BELIEVE IT WAS NORA.
440
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,531
I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS
ONE OF THOSE QUIET LITTLE PEOPLE
441
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,900
THAT NEVER MAKE ANY TROUBLE.
442
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,268
IT'S ALWAYS THE
QUIET ONES, KATE.
443
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,369
YEAH.
444
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,536
DREW, YOU STUPID IDIOT!
445
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,772
YOU COLLATED THESE
ALL BACKWARDS!
446
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:40,164
UNLESS IT'S THE LOUD ONES.
447
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,780
I JUST CALLED BARRY'S,
AND THERE'S NO ANSWER.
448
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,481
SO HE MUST BE ON HIS WAY OVER.
449
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,150
HE'LL PROBABLY BE AWHILE.
450
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,254
IT'S HARD TO FIND A PLACE
THAT SELLS AMMO AND BEER.
451
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,155
[RING]
452
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,157
OH, I SHOULD HAVE
NEVER AGREED TO THIS.
453
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,492
IF IT'S BARRY, WE CAN
PRETEND WE'RE NOT HERE.
454
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,461
NO, NOT THAT.
455
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,397
DREWCORP.
456
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,199
JULES LAMBERMONT?
YEAH. GOOD MAN.
457
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,667
WELL, I LIKE AN
INTERIOR DECORATOR
458
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,369
WHO HAS A LITTLE EDGE.
459
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,071
YEAH. YEAH, THAT WAS HIS SALARY.
460
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,339
UH-HUH, YEAH. I'D
HAVE PAID HIM MORE,
461
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,807
BUT, YOU KNOW, I HAD
THAT APPALACHIAN FAMILY
462
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,842
FINISHING UP MY TEA GARDEN.
463
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,444
YEAH. NO PROBLEM. YEAH, BYE.
464
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,912
THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS.
465
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,514
OH, GREAT. SO WE'RE BOTH NUTS.
466
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,984
RELAX, KATE. I'VE GOT A PLAN.
467
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,485
I'M GOING HOLD HIM
OFF WITH MY FACE
468
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,389
UNTIL OSWALD AND LEWIS GET HERE.
469
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,557
IT'S JUST, I'VE BEEN
DREADING THIS FOR MONTHS,
470
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,560
AND NOW THAT IT'S FINALLY
HERE, I JUST WANT TO RUN OUT.
471
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,196
I HATE THAT HE CAN
STILL DO THIS TO ME.
472
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,165
OH, DON'T WORRY, KATE.
NOBODY CAN TOUCH YOU HERE.
473
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,366
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
474
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,867
OH, I HOPE THAT'S THE GUYS.
475
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,737
I CAN'T HOLD MY
GUT IN MUCH LONGER.
476
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,406
KATE HERE?
477
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,476
YEAH. COME IN.
478
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,378
BARRY.
479
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,180
KATE.
480
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,882
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN A WHILE, BAR.
481
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,684
YOU'RE A LOT BIGGER
THAN I REMEMBER.
482
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,486
YOUR STUFF'S ALL HERE.
483
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,388
TAKE IT AND GO.
484
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,056
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
485
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,624
COULD YOU EXCUSE US, DREW?
486
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,193
YEAH, I'D LIKE TO,
BAR, I REALLY WOULD
487
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,629
BUT I DON'T... I DON'T
THINK KATE WANTS ME TO.
488
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,998
KATE?
489
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,332
THERE'S NOTHING
ELSE TO TALK ABOUT.
490
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,167
ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY,
YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF DREW.
491
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,635
I WAS A COMPLETE ASS.
492
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,637
I'M BEGGING YOU TO COME BACK.
493
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,229
YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO
THIS IN FRONT OF ME? COOL.
494
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,676
KATE, COULD WE TALK OUTSIDE?
495
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,346
NO, THIS HAS TO
STOP. IT'S SCARING ME.
496
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,715
I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
497
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,949
WHAT, IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE?
498
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,373
YEAH. THERE'S DREW.
499
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,857
HOW, UH, HOW GOOD ARE YOU
AT GETTING SARCASM, BARRY?
500
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,226
QUIT PLAYING WITH ME!
501
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,860
YOU'RE GOING TO
LISTEN TO ME, DAMN IT!
502
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,396
HEY, I'M STILL PAYING
ON THIS PLACE, MAN.
503
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,830
YOU DON'T COME INTO
SOME STRANGER'S HOUSE
504
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,298
AND START SLAMMING STUFF AROUND.
505
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,534
SO JUST BUCK UP AND GO, O.K.?
506
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,801
YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH?
507
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,203
[DOOR SLAMS]
508
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,371
I WISH I HAD THE
PERSONAL SELF-RESTRAINT
509
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,040
NOT TO WANT TO
KILL YOU RIGHT NOW.
510
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:52,074
YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH?
511
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,418
I WISH MY FRIENDS WERE
HERE TO SEE YOU TRY.
512
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,978
YEAH, I REALLY WISH THAT A LOT.
513
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,580
LEAVE SO I CAN TALK TO KATE.
514
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,649
OH, YEAH? MAKE ME.
YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME.
515
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,650
NO, YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME.
516
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,784
I MAY LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY
517
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,420
WHO TOOK CRAP FROM GUYS
LIKE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL.
518
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,422
ACTUALLY, I WAS A
BERSERKER IN GLASSES
519
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,989
WHO ALMOST GOT MYSELF
KILLED A COUPLE OF TIMES
520
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,458
FIGHTING ANY LUNATIC
WHO CAME ALONG.
521
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,260
I NEVER TOOK
ANYTHING OFF ANYBODY,
522
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,628
I ESPECIALLY DON'T TAKE IT NOW
THAT MY FRIENDS ARE FINALLY HERE,
523
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,930
STANDING BEHIND YOU AT THE DOOR!
524
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,088
WOULD YOU GUYS BUY A WATCH?
525
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,205
COME ON, KATE.
526
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,906
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO
COME BACK TO ME EVENTUALLY.
527
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,875
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE PATHETIC.
528
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,178
WE ARE SO OVER
529
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,647
THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO BE REMINDED OF YOU.
530
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,550
HERE. THIS IS YOURS!
531
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:39,376
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE REMINDED OF KATE.
532
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,826
NOW, YOU... YOU
THINK ABOUT THAT.
533
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,296
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE
BARRY'S BOXES OUT TO HIS TRUCK.
534
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,030
I CALL SHOTGUN.
535
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,265
OH...
536
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,089
WE'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, ARE WE?
537
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,409
THANKS, DREW.
538
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,044
HOLY CRAP! YOU KNOW WHAT
ALMOST JUST HAPPENED HERE?
539
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,646
I HAVEN'T HAD AN
ADRENALINE RUSH LIKE THAT
540
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,415
SINCE I WAS 16.
541
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,283
NEXT TIME, PICK SOMEBODY A
LITTLE MORE STABLE, WOULD YA?
542
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,619
LIKE A TRAVELING CLOWN OR
A MERCENARY OR SOMETHING.
543
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,555
YOU WERE VERY COOL, THOUGH.
544
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,491
YOU REMEMBER STEVEN
SEAGAL IN UNDER SIEGE?
545
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,492
YEAH.
546
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,892
NOTHING LIKE HIM, HUH?
547
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,276
YEAH. YEAH.
548
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,248
[HUMMING BATTLE
HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC]
549
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,405
HEY, KATE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
550
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,706
I THINK YOU'RE ONE STEP AWAY
551
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,876
FROM LIVING IN A CAR WITH
MESSAGES PAINTED ALL OVER IT.
552
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,846
IT'S OUR LAST SHRED
OF DIGNITY, KATE.
553
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,348
IT'S THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH
554
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,350
AFFORDED US BY THE
FIRST AMENDMENT,
555
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,884
WHICH WILL BE
TACKED UP OVER HERE
556
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,119
WITH SOME CANDLES
557
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:47,756
AND A SMALL BUT TASTEFUL
WEEPING WILLIE DOLL.
558
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,325
HE REALLY PEES.
559
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,060
HAVING FUN, KIDS?
560
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,061
HEY, AREN'T YOU MIMI BOBECK?
561
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,430
DREW, DREW.
562
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,732
SOMEONE HERE TO SEE DREW.
563
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,034
OH, YOU MUST BE MY 9:30.
564
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,436
I'M SORRY. I GOT CARRIED
AWAY DECORATING MY OFFICE.
565
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,500
HEY, IT'S O.K.
566
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:05,874
LATER, DREW.
567
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,243
THANKS AGAIN FOR LAST NIGHT.
568
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,046
HEY, YOU ALREADY GOT THE
JOB. WHY DON'T YOU RELAX?
569
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,715
THANK YOU, MIMI.
570
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,207
YOU BETTER HURRY HOME.
THE SUN'S GOING DOWN.
571
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,555
WAIT A MINUTE.
572
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,323
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
573
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:24,393
VAMPIRES DON'T DIE
UNLESS THE SUN COMES UP.
574
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,627
DAMN IT!
575
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:29,198
SO, UH, HAVE A SEAT.
576
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:30,532
QUITE A RESUME YOU HAVE HERE.
577
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,596
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CAN'T HOLD A JOB?
578
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,604
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE
WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
579
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,806
"STATE OF OHIO." WHAT IS THIS?
580
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,274
ACTUALLY, IT'S A LAWSUIT.
581
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,410
I'M A PROCESS SERVER.
YOU'RE BEING SUED.
582
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,578
BY WHO?
583
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,313
IT SHOULD ALL BE THERE
ON THE FIRST PAGE.
584
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,282
"LET THE DEFENDANT BE
KNOWN BY THESE PERSONS..."
585
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,783
NORA O'DOUGHERTY?
586
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,652
"CREATING A HOSTILE WORKPLACE"?
587
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:51,753
SORRY.
588
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,944
HA HA HA! GREAT CARTOON.
589
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,314
THAT SEXIST PIG.
590
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,700
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS, DREW.
591
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,002
YOU KNOW THAT NEW WOMAN
YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT IN COSMETICS?
592
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,872
SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE
YOU HER PHONE NUMBER.
593
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,607
FINALLY. STARING AT A WOMAN
594
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,675
AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING WORKED.
595
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,344
SHE'S HAVING A HOT
TUB PARTY TONIGHT,
596
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,480
AND SHE WANTS YOU TO CALL
HER RIGHT AWAY IF YOU WANT TO GO.
597
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,516
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
598
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,580
WHERE'S THE PHONE?
599
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,086
DREW, DON'T USE YOUR
ONE PERSONAL PHONE CALL.
600
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,354
YOUR MOM BLACKED OUT AT CHURCH.
601
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,123
SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
HERE'S THE NUMBER.
602
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:29,124
CALL HER.
603
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,481
OH, MAN, YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
604
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,397
HELLO, MOM, IT'S DREW.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
605
00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:41,069
WOW. WELL, I'M SURE THE
TESTS WILL TURN OUT FINE.
606
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,404
LISTEN, WHILE I'VE
GOT YOU ON THE PHONE,
607
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:46,542
CAN YOU DIAL 555-0713
608
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,243
AND TELL AMY I'M
WEARING MY ONE-PIECE?
609
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:51,246
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
610
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,350
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