All language subtitles for Sistas s07e21 Penultimate.eng

I'm going the -- home, because
I'm not dealing with this.

Wow.
Bye --, go.

[Fatima] Previously on Sistas.. .

He said that I either marry him
or he would ruin Jordan's life.

Fix your -- face.

Nobody gives a damn about how
you feel.

I think I found a sperm donor.

Okay, I'm confused.

She got this new co-worker,

old handsome, whatever the hell
his name is.

[Jordan] You broke up with me to
marry Gary.

You owe me an explanation now,

and I'm not leaving
until you do.

Jordan...

I need for you to leave.

I'm not leaving until you tell
me the truth.

What the --, Andi?

Was our entire relationship some
game to you, some sick joke?

Of course not.

[Jordan] Then what?

I would never have gotten
involved with you

if I didn't see a future
together.

Then what changed?

This isn't easy for me.

You think this is some stroll in
Piedmont Park for me?

Andi...

the woman I love

is doing a complete 180,
and I have no idea why.

Tell me the truth, Andi.

Okay.

I will.

It's Gary...

What about him?

I'm in love with him.

Bullshit.

No, I thought that I had put
my feelings for him behind me,

but the more we hung out with
him and your sister,

I realized that I still have
feelings for him.

So...

you expect me to believe

that every time I touched you,

every time I kissed you,

every time I made you
say my name,

it was really Gary on your mind.

I know you don't want
to hear that,

but it's true.

Do you now?

I still love him.

You need to leave.

All right.

I'll go.

But just to be clear,

I know Gary has something on
you.

You don't know what you're
talking about.

[Jordan] The hell I don't.

I know you, Andi.

And I know the only reason you
would do something like this

is because that mother-- has
something over your head.

And I'm not going to stop until
I find out what that is.

Jordan, just leave it.

[whimpering inhales]

Andi, what the hell did I miss?

Andi...

♪ My girls hold me down ♪

♪ When them boys mess around ♪

♪ And my love life
is a headache ♪

♪ We goin' out tonight ♪

♪ Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪

[music]

I can't wait,
today's the day.

[phone buzzing]

Hey.

[Karen] Hey, girl. Just calling
to make sure you up and at 'em.

Yep, I literally just got out of
bed.

[Karen] Oh, it's good
you slept in.

You need to be rested
and relaxed

ahead of your procedure.

You excited?

Yeah, and a little nervous.

[Karen] I'm sure that's
perfectly natural.

It's not every day you have
your eggs harvested.

Yeah, thank God for that.

Huh...

[Karen] Wait, you ain't having
second thoughts, are you?

No, not about
freezing my embryos.

[Karen] Then what?

I don't know, I...

I guess I just wish it was

the man that I was dating that
was helping me realize

this dream I have
of becoming a mother

and not just some
very kind co-worker.

[Karen] Don't even concern
yourself with all that.

Remember what your fertility
doctor told you.

You need to stay as stress-free
as possible today.

You may not have Rich's support,
but you got your girls.

And we turning up today
in full force.

Yeah, you're right.

Thanks, Karen, I couldn't do
this without y'all.

[Karen] Mm-hmm.
I'll see you at the appointment.

Okay, girl...see you soon.

-[Karen] Bye.
-Bye.

[exhale]
Hmm.

[knock on door]

Who could that be back at this
hour?

-Sabrina.
-Uh-oh.

You crossed my mind and I wanted
to do something sweet,

so...

Surprise.

[music]

What's up, Karen?

[Karen] Put it in the corner.

Oh, it's like that?

Yeah...

It's like that.

Is this because you salty
with Pam over her come-up?

She told you that?

Shawty and I talk about
everything.

I doubt it.

[Trey] What's that supposed to
mean?

It's supposed to mean that I saw
you

at the grocery store with some
ho.

Oh, for real?

That's all you gotta say?

Look, if you're worried about me
playing your girl,

don't be.

All right, Pam and I ain't never
agreed to be exclusive.

Does Pam know that?

She's running up and down these
halls

talking about, you the one.

Word?

Okay.

Look, Trey...

I might be pissed at Pam right
now,

but she's still my girl.

And I don't want to see her
heartbroken.

[Karen] And she's falling
for you fast and hard.

So if you don't want to be with
her,

then you just need to tell
her.

You know, it's cool you looking
out for your girl

even though y'all in the outs
and whatnot.

You're a good friend, Karen.

Well, tell Pam that.

After you tell her how you feel.

All right.

[music]

[Cretia] I was surprised
when you wanted

to book a session this early.

Aren't you usually at work at
this time?

Yeah, I'm just playing hooky
this morning.

The girls and I are gonna
go be with Sabrina

while she gets her eggs
harvested for support.

[Cretia] Oh, that's exciting.

Honestly, I don't know why
anyone would want to procreate

after spending time with Tony's
crumb snatchers, so...

[Cretia] I thought you were
getting along

better with Tony's kids.

I was.

And then their major mom
came in town.

And, um, caught me giving Tony
-- in his office, so...

[Cretia] Oh, my.

That had to have been awkward.

Yeah, it was.

The thing is, she obviously
wants him back.

Sent him nude pictures of
herself.

She came to my house
and confronted me.

And Tony still blames me for her
daughter taking stuff from me.

And he called me jealous

and completely deflected from
the conversation.

You have to help me
before I get...

Before I get arrested for
assaulting a member

of the Armed Forces,

of the Armed Forces,

Cretia... I need you
to talk me off the ledge.

[music]

[Fatima] It's gonna be okay.

Nothing is gonna be okay.
It's not gonna be okay.

Because I...

have to marry Gary.

Andi, you don't have to go
through with this.

We have been over this, Fatima.

If I don't, he destroys Jordan.

I can't have that.
He's perfect.

I deserve this.
[whimpering inhales]

I deserve this.

And this is what Gary has always
wanted.

He also...he's always wanted to
own me.

He's always wanted to possess
me.

And now he gets to do it.
He gets to...

-[Fatima] No.
-He gets to possess me.

[through whimpers]
[Andi] He's making me marry him.

Mm-mm...nope.

We're not doing this.
We're not doing this.

He's not getting away with this
shit.

I'm gonna handle it.

[knocking on door]

[Lisa] Hey, Zac.

What's up, Miss Lisa?

Hey, Karen told me
the twins' cribs came in.

I figured I'd come over
and start working.

What a coincidence.

Aaron had the same idea.

What's up, Zac?

-Exactly.
-Great minds think alike.

Apparently.
Same color scheme, huh?

I mean, we are raising twins.
I guess, this is how it starts.

Just hold that for a second.

Really?

There's that end.

Got this middle piece.

I could do mine.
I can do mine.

Yeah?
You sure?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

All right.
Thanks.

-Give me my pieces back, then.
-Thank you so much.

[Zac] Where are the tools at?

Now, I know you wouldn't finna
leave without seeing your girl.

-What's good, baby?
-What's up with you?

[smooch]

If anybody needs me,
I'll be in my office.

She's still got an attitude.

I mean, can you blame her?

Yes, I can blame her.

She thinks she deserve part
of my company.

I mean, have you tried

looking at it from Karen's
perspective, though?

I mean, you did use her bread

and her spot to launch Roots to
Riches.

So you taking her side?

Look, I'm not taking nobody's
side.

All right?
But right is only right.

Look, Karen is good people.

All right...and she a damn good
friend to you.

She just put me on blast for
still kicking it with old girl

and hollering at you
at the same time.

How does she know about that?

She saw me and MoNikwa at the
grocery store.

So she was telling me to slow my
roll

because she was looking out
for me?

I accused her of being jealous.

Yeah.

And look...

I told Karen me and you never
said we was exclusive.

Okay, but...

Look, I gotta be real with you,
Shawty...

My conversation with your girl
made me realize something.

What?

Well...

you're the only one I wanna kick
it with going forward.

-Really, Trey?
-For real.

[smooch]

I guess Karen was looking out
for me.

[Trey] Mm-hmm.
[giggle]

You know, maybe it's time you
look out for her by

breaking her off a piece of
Roots to Riches.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Damany] Thanks.

No problem...thanks.

None for you?

No, my fertility doctor wants me
to be caffeine-free

the morning of the procedure so
I can stay as calm as possible.

-That makes sense.
-Mm-hmm.

Good news...

my blood work came back
negative,

so I am all clear to donate.

-That's great.
-Yeah.

-That's great.
-Yeah.

My clean and healthy sperm is at
your service, my lady.

Okay, I thought the accent would
make it funnier...

but it didn't sound as good as
it did in my head, right?

Okay.

I tried.
[polite giggle]

Um...

Damany, I just...

I can't even tell you how
grateful I am to you.

I know I keep saying it over
and over again, but...

you're really helping me
realize a dream

that I've had since I was a
little girl to be a mother.

Hey, Sabrina...

I'm just glad I can help out.

You deserve all your dreams
to come true.

[knock at the door]

Busy night.
[polite giggle]

Yeah.

Yeah, excuse me.
Hi, I'm coming...hold on.

-Hey, baby.
-Hi, baby.

I just wanted to check in on
you.

How are you?

What's uh...?

-What's going on in here?
-Nothing.

Honestly, it's...

Don't look like nothing to me.

In fact, it looks like you're
chilling

in your pajamas with a work
colleague

that's a little
to eager to give you his nut.

All right, look, man, it's not
like that.

Look, don't talk to me, man.

I'm over here talking to my
woman, all right...stay silent.

[Sabrina] Calm down.

Damany is only here to check on
me before my procedure.

That's it.

I bet he got you these too, huh?

Okay.

You're upset because he's being
considerate when you aren't?

Oh, I'm not being considerate
now.

All because I don't want to give
you my sperm,

and this -- does.

-Okay.
-Excuse me.

I think it's good I head on out.

Finally something we agree on.
Way to read the room, my guy.

Way to read the room.

How about you lower your tone

and don't let this suit confuse
you?

-Oh, please, please...
-Okay, okay, excuse me.

-That's a good idea.
-We're in my house.

We're in my house.
Thanks.

Damany, I apologize.

-I'll see you at the hospital.
-Thank you...thank you.

Go right there...right there.
That's good.

-Yep.
-Rich.

-[Damany] I'll see you later.
-Yeah, yeah...nice tie, too.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Good luck today with Prince
Damany's weak-ass sperm.

I'll be rootin' for you, baby.

[music]

I can't keep going around
and around with you, Tamara.

I got to go to work.

Late for another day of letting
rich old bitches

feelin' on your --?

I already told you ain't shit
going on

with me and Marie Willis.
How many times I gotta tell you?

One time...and actually be
telling the -- truth.

What the -- you know about
the truth?

What's that my mama used to say?

Guilty dog barks first.

What kind of country 'bama shit
is that?

Nah, that's real talk.

See, you stay accusin' me,

but you around here getting
secret calls,

secret text messages and shit.

Every time I look up,
you're on your damn phone.

Don't project your bullshit
on me, Hayden.

So let me see your phone.

That's what I thought.

I'm out of here.

-- you, weak-ass --.

-[Tamara] I can't stand you.
-Weak-ass throw.

[knock on the door]

-What do you want, Fatima?
-Answers.

And you're gonna give them
to me.

I don't know if you got
my letter of resignation,

but I don't work for you
no more.

Yeah, I can tell.

You know, you really did the
unthinkable

by making your mark think that
you fell in love with him.

[clapping]
That's good.

-I did fall for Hayden.
-Really?

Or rather, we both
fell for each other.

-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

Okay, so if you two are
so lovey-dovey,

then why were you running out of
his office yelling

when you saw him with Marie?

That's none of your business.

You're right.
It's not.

I am?

Mm-hmm.

I honestly don't give a --
about you

and Hayden's relationship spats.

What I do care about

is if Hayden's in on Gary's
-- -up plans for my girl.

Yo, girl?

You talking about Andi?

Nah, bitch.

I'm talking about Adele.

You know me and her go way back
to boarding school in London.

You know damn well I'm talking
about Andi.

Stop playing with me.

Look, I don't know shit about
Gary and Andi.

And ain't she all up
on that politician --?

She was...

until Gary decided to -- that
up too.

And I know Hayden's in on it.

You really need to see someone
about your paranoia, Fatima.

And Hayden hasn't
helped Gary do shit.

He's so focused on the
Miss Marie Willis case.

It's the only thing
he thinks about.

And another thing...

I highly doubt that Gary's still
hung up on your girl.

I hear he's getting some bomb-
ass -- elsewhere.

Hmm...is that so?

It is.

Thank you, Tamara, you have been
quite helpful.

I appreciate it.

And this is really how you
livin'?

Get out of my house.

I wanted so much more for you.

I wish you well.

Bitch.

[phone ringing]

[Secretary] Andi, your friend
Danni is here to see you.

Oh, yes.
Please send her in.

Hello.

-Hello.
-Council Barnes?

-Uh, that's not how it goes.
-No?

-[Andi] No.
-Okay, I tried.

I thought you were going
to the fertility clinic.

I thought you were going
to the fertility clinic.

Oh, we are.
That's where we're going.

I just had an illuminating
therapy session.

And I said to myself...self,

which one of your friends could
use some good therapy?

They all could.

But I figured the one who's
about to -- up their life

over Gary Marshall Borders

could use it the most.

Not this again.

Oh, yes.
This again.

And again.
And again.

-And again.
-Danni, I'm...

honestly, I'm sick of talking
about it.

Good.
That's good.

Now if we could just get you
sick of doing it,

that would be great.

Because I just don't believe

that you've fallen for that sick
bastard

Gary Treasure Troll ass.

After dealing with

a good man like Jordan for these
past few months.

Andi, I don't believe it.
There's no way.

I'm sorry you don't believe it.

I mean, I get it.
No one believes it.

But it's true.

I have fallen back in love with
Gary.

And there's nothing anyone can
do about it.

No one.
Not even Jordan.

Why don't you look me
in the eyes and say it?

I am back in love with Gary.

Okay.

[music]

Jordan, my man.

What are you holding over Andi's
head?

I'm sorry.

You heard me, --.

Wow.

That is a lot of hostility.

You know, it's a good thing none
of your constituents are around.

You think I'm -- playing
with you?

First you -- over my sister,

and now you're forcing Andi to
marry you?

Okay, Jordan, Jordan, we don't
have to take it this far.

Don't hurt me, okay?
All right.

The woman is in love with me, my
--.

Always has been.

Always will be.

Go ahead.

I see it in your eyes.
What are you trying to do?

You want to do something?
Do it.

Punch me.

Yeah.

You ain't got it in you.

You ain't man enough for Andi...
just like I thought.

You're not going to get away
with this.

My --, look around...
I already have.

Just go ahead and focus on
your little itty-bitty election.

Leave satisfying Andi to me.

[music]

[scrubbing]

If you wipe any harder,

you're gonna put a hole in
that table.

Damn, Jay.

You look about
as miserable as I feel.

I just got back
from Gary's office.

Please tell me you didn't
fight this dude.

Bro, almost.

-But I let him go.
-Good.

Now, Jay, need I remind you,

you got an election to win, all
right?

You can't afford another
scandal, bro.

To hell with the election.

This dude is about to walk off
with my woman.

And not to mention whatever
the hell he did to my sister.

Wait, hold up...I thought you
said Penelope was okay though.

I did.

But I'm not going to feel better
about that until I see her.

Bro, he's about to have his
slimy hands all over Andi.

Yeah, you're right.

Your situation is way more
messed up than mine.

Look, you got to fight some
psychopath for your woman.

And all I got to do is stop mine
from falling in love with some

pretty boy-ass corporate suit

who's trying to
give my woman his sperm.

You think she's feeling him?

Yeah, man...

I went by her place
and I saw them together, man.

Wait, really?

Yeah, no, no...Sabrina said it
was nothing...

that he just came by to check up
on her, you know,

before the procedure.

But I can see it in that --
eyes.

-He wants her.
-Hmm.

[Tony] Yo.

-What's good, guys?
-What's up, bro?

[heavy sigh]
You know, nothing much...

just talking about our
disastrous love lives.

That part.

Please don't tell me y'all ex-
wives

is coming in between y'all
and y'all new girls right now.

What about you?

Tiffany trying to break up you
and Danni?

Is she?

Bro, she sent a picture
of her breasts to my phone.

-To which Danni saw.
-Aw, hell no.

Bro, I'm surprised you survived
that one.

Whew...I mean, your ex is trying
to get you back.

My ex is about to be the bride
of Frankenstein.

And your girl's about to use
another man's nut

to have a baby.

We are one sad trio.

-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

[music]

There you are.

Where have you been?
You're late.

Well, I didn't know how to dress
to come to an egg extraction,

so I just wore my cleavage out.

I'm just here for the birth
control.

Well, thank you for showing up
anyway.

Of course, you know I got you,
girl.

-Where your friends at?
-They should be on their way.

Hmm.

Hmm...look at Sir Spermalot.

Hey.
[clapping]

Hi.

-Hey.
-Hey...how are you?

I just want to make sure I get
here nice and early

so that we can get past that
whole Atlanta traffic thing.

-Same.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Oh, well, look at that.

Just twins...common...

It's gonna work really well when
you're co-parents.

-Co-parents.
-Co-parents.

Maurice, I already explained
this to you.

-We are not gonna be co-parents.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Of course.

I mean, Damany is just giving me
a sperm

so I can use it to freeze my
embryos.

-Yeah.
-Right?

Duh...and we're not going to be
raising a child together

after this procedure.

That sound like sex to me.

Never say never...he looks like
a weatherman.

Go for it.

I love this place.
Got building blocks...

contraceptive...

Oh, yes.

Well, thanks so much for coming
by.

Mm-hmm.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Where you think you going?

-What's this?
-Exactly.

Hayden, I don't report to you.

-Not yet.
-Oh, girl, I got mace.

-You want me to spray him?
-Uh, Danni, I got this.

-Put the pepper spray away.
-It's fine.

-You sure?
-I'm sure.

Because I can use this

like a whole can of Raid on this
cockroach.

-Baby, your pants don't fit.
-On second thought...

He gonna die of strangulation
by them pants first.

-I'm gonna go get the car.
-Uh, yeah.

Um, I will be right behind
you.

Got a lot of friends coming
to the office, huh?

I have friends.

Hayden, what can I do for you?

I hate to interrupt your, uh,
constant abuse of PT,

but you know we have a meeting
with Marie, right?

I am well aware of the meeting.

I'm the one who set it.

Why don't you mind
the business that pays you?

Oh, and Hayden...

Yes?

Sleeping your way to the top

didn't work for Eddie Murphy in
Boomerang,

and it won't work for you.

How sad.

Please.

[music]
[message ding]

Just the person I'm looking for.

I need to talk to you.

Well, that sounds like
a personal problem to me,

because I most definitely don't
want to talk to you.

--...

don't walk away from me when I'm
talking to you.

Look, I know what you're trying
to do to Andi, and it's...

And I'm not gonna get away with
it.

Oh, my goodness.

You mother-- need
to get some new dialogue.

Listen, me and Andi are getting
married, okay?

And there's nothing you, Jordan,

or those simple ghetto --
can do about it.

Okay?

Goodbye, Fatima.

Oh, and, um...

Tell Zac,
your little idiot boyfriend,

I'm taking very good care
of his coins.

I'm not done talking to you.

Mother--!

Secure that purse.
Secure her purse.

Get the -- off me.
No!

[thud]
[music]

Oh, yes, prophylactics
and contraception.

It smell like erasers in
here.

-Oh...
-Hey, hey, hey...

-Hey, Maurice.
-Just coming for a funeral?

[continued greetings]

Oh, my gosh, we wouldn't miss it
for the world.

[smooch]
Thank you.

Sorry, girl, we would have been
here earlier,

but I almost got into a fight
with a troll at her office.

-What?
-Don't ask.

-Hi, you must be Damany.
-I am.

-It's good to meet you.
-I'm Andi.

Andi...pleasure.

-And you two are?
-I'm Karen.

-Karen.
-I'm Danni.

-Danni.
-You must be the dick donor?

[Damany] Okay...that's a new
one.

-Sperm...donor...sorry.
-[All] Same thing.

It's the same thing...dick,
sperm, penis.

I swear you two must be twins
separated from birth.

Oh! Don't say twins, please,

because they're gonna start
kicking me

and messing up my bladder.

-Please, don't do that.
-Yep.

I'm Damany.
I'm a colleague of Sabrina's...

the sperm donor.

And, uh...
[phone buzz]

You gotta handsome sperm donor.

Uh, I'm sorry...I have to take
this...excuse me.

-I can guess who that is.
-Gary.

Let's say after we get those
eggs scrambled with his,

uh, sperm, we go and finish off
Gary Marshall Borders.

-I'll drive the get away car.
-Who's Gary?

Um, long story, good one.

My favorite.

I'll tell you later, but you
need to focus on getting your

dick watered or swim to shore
or...

Okay, shh.

[Damany] The joke's never
end, you know.

I'm very uncomfortable...sorry.

Yeah...it's fine.

Everyone does it.

So you ain't got no kids
already?

Oh...okay.

What do you want, Gary?

[Gary] It won't work, Andi.

What won't work?

[Gary] You sending
your defenders

to try and intimidate me.

First, that sim Jordan,

and then your beast of burden,
Fatima.

Either you do like Jagged Edge

and meet me at the altar in your
white dress,

or Jordan ends up at the bottom
of Lake Lanier.

[birds chirping]

How come this thingamajig
won't fit in this doohickey?

That's not the end it goes into.

I know which end it goes into.

That's how we got here, Aaron.

All right, man, look, I'm not

trying to be combative
or anything.

So then don't be combative.
You do your thing.

You're doing your thing, right?

I...I mean, did you read
the instructions by chance?

You know, I was gonna ask
that same question.

Of course I didn't read
the instructions.

I'm a man, I don't need
to read the instructions.

I got a drill.
[drill sound]

I mean, I'm a man.

I read the instructions.

And I'm almost finished, so...

You want them?

Oh, okay, guys...

This here, all of this, this is

a perfect example

of the types of situations the
two of you are gonna get into

while raising these twins with
my daughter.

Now, Zac,

you just have to understand
and realize

there are going to be things

that Aaron's just going to be
better at than you.

Case in point... putting
together furniture.

But by the same regard,

Aaron, you're going to have to
realize

that there's going to be things
that Zac knows better than you.

Yup.

Like hopefully utilizing his
knack for financial windfalls

to grow a really, really

fantastic college trust fund for
both of my grand-babies.

Okay...now, the key here

is that you have to learn to
accept

and applaud each other's
strengths.

But more importantly,

to be prepared and willing

to fill in for each other's
weaknesses.

Okay?

So, Aaron...

I anticipate you will have these
both done before you leave.

-And Zac...
-Hmm?

why don't you go home and start
crunching some numbers?

Yeah...I was just gonna...

I'ma finish mine.
I'ma let Aaron...

-You know what?
-I'ma let Aaron do his.

Here you go.

And then you can finish doing
yours.

I'ma just finish doing mine.

Cause I only got one side.

I had figured it out.
It was...

You see this bent?
Threw me all the way off.

So I'm gonna straighten this
out.

You know, I'm gonna work
on that.

Oh, my.

-All right.
-I need a camping trip.

Yeah...well, I'll just...

Yeah...well, I'll just...

Matter of...
So you...

Miss Lee, you're not...
Okay, she, uh...

I think she's gonna get
the other screwdriver.

Matter of fact, I'm gonna run...
I got a screwdriver in my car.

-Matter of fact, hold this.
-All right.

Hold that...and this drill.
All right?

-Uh...okay.
-I'll be right back.

I'ma go to my car.

I got the straight screwdriver
in my car.

Okay, great.
Yeah, yeah.

Don't...don't go nowhere.
I'll be right back.

All right?
My car right down the block.

I'll be...five minutes.

Ms. Lisa, I'll be back, I'm
runnin' to my car real quick.

All right?
So I'll holler at y'all.

Appreciate that support.

[Lisa] Lock the door.

Oh, man.

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[car zooming by]

Rich,

I gotta ask.

Are you 100% sure you never want
kids?

Yeah...look, man...

kids have just never been a part
of my game plan.

No, now...I love being Uncle
Rich to your kids.

Don't get me wrong.

But...look, man...

Y'all know me, man, I grew up in
a big-ass family.

And that shit made me
claustrophobic as hell.

I mean, kids take up a lot
of space.

They do.

But a big part of that space is
right here in your heart.

Look, I'm just as ambitious as
you.

And I can tell you without a
doubt

that nothing I accomplish would
mean anything

if it wasn't for my kids.

I mean...

I'd do anything to have a family
with Andi.

But...

if she marries Gary...

I lost my chance.

Dawg...

What the hell is wrong with me?

I'm over here about to lose a
woman I love all because

I don't want to budge on having
kids

when both of y'all fools is
telling me that it's worth it.

Well, I'm not saying kids is
for everyone.

But what I am saying

is that if all Sabrina wants is
to have kids,

you might not want to let some
other guy

be the one to let that happen
for her.

He's got a point.

You know what?

I need y'all to watch my bar for
me, okay?

Where you going?

Dawg, I can't let Sabrina do
this, man,

I'm going to get my woman.

-Good luck, my boy.
-[Rich] Thank you, man.

Go win the people over.
You do it.

Vote for Jordan.

When's the last time you worked
a hard day in your life?

Shut up.
Shut up.

I got it.

I'll take a green smoothie.

No, you will not.

How about a ginger shot?

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I would be good with what I'm
telling you right now.

What are you doing?

Everybody else pregnant.

Fill me up with human.

I know that's right.

[overlapping chatter]

So, when does this Easter egg
hunt

inside your cooter cat begin?

[chatter]
I love it...I'm a bunny.

[chatter]
You mean a rabbit.

I'm ready for you, Sabrina.

Okay...thank you.

All right.

-Good luck, Sabrina.
-Thank you.

Yeah...yeah.

You need anyone to go with you?

Um...

yeah, actually I do.

-Oh.
-Damany?

-That's odd.
-I'd love to.

Go ahead.

That's really -- odd...

for a donor.

I don't know why she want him
in there with her.

That's fine, Sabrina.
Be safe.

-That's really odd.
-I'm insulted, honestly.

I'm not.

[held chord]

[atmospheric sounds]

[phone ringing]

Hey, Madame.

I need your help with something.

Yeah.

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Well,

now that she done gone and got
her egg scrambled...jumped...

covered...I got to ask you about
your new client.

What client, Maurice?

Girl, don't play with me.

I saw on social media Marie
Willis is your new client,

and I live for it all.

Ain't she on her fifth husband?

I was trying to see who he was,

but I couldn't find him.

You know she makes them take her
surname?

Yeah, that's a boss bitch.

Maurice, I cannot discuss
my cases.

You know that.

Girl, you ain't no fun with
that funeral ass suit on.

It's stupid.

Do I really look like I'm going
to a funeral?

Yeah.
You know what?

I'm going to look up the new
husband.

OK, Maurice.

You're not going to find
anything.

-Did you?
-That's odd.

Um, is this the latest husband?

That is Roger Willis.

-Roger?
-Yeah.

Hmm.

You know him as Roger, but I
know him as

Flood-My-Guts.

Yeah, girl, he's been my biggest
fan on fixation for past months.

-Hey, where is she?
-Rich, what you doing here?

If you're talking about Brina,
you a little too late, okay?

-She inside for her procedure.
-Mm-hmm.

Sir, you can't go back there.

Oh, my god,
I love this reality show.

It's my favorite.

Maurice, go get him.
I can't.

Girl, that ain't my sperm.
That ain't my cat.

That's correct.

So half the eggs we harvest
today will be frozen separately.

And the other half will be
fertilized by Damany's sperm.

Do either of you have any
questions?

-No, I think...
-...we're good.

Sabrina!

Rich, what are you doing here?

Please tell me I'm not too late.

Sir,

this is highly unorthodox.

Look, I don't give a damn

about no hospital protocols,
all right?

That's my woman and I love her.

And if anybody is giving
Sabrina Hollins their sperm,

it's going to be me and not this
clown.

Clown?
OK, man.

Time's up.

Am I going to keep my empire
or have you -- my money up?

[Karen] Next on Sistas...

This firm has been through
a lot this year.

Yeah, it's been difficult.

Andi was in love with Jordan.
Now what?

Boom, she just breaks up with
him

and gets engaged to this
psychopath?

Andy needs to be saved, clearly.

-I went to see Gary.
-And?

Things got physical.
Zac, where are you going?

He's dead, bro.

The least you can do is clean
the house up, shit.

Don't start with me today.

Mother--.

Damn mother--!
Bitch-ass --!

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