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-你好，金先生
-凱文，需要什麼幫忙？
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-這是我朋友，羅傑
-你好，羅傑
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幸會
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我們要在同志驕傲週表演
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想在你的窗戶貼張海報
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你們的團體叫做“同志小鎮男孩”？
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沒錯，而且我們就是同志
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這海報做得很糟，是誰做的？
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去要求退錢
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-是因為我們是同性戀嗎？
-當然不是
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沒關係，別管他
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不，我對同性戀沒意見
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但我不贊同遊行
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塞車、垃圾、噪音
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如果你是同性戀
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為什麼不能當個
安靜又尊重人的同性戀？
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像安德森庫柏那樣
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或尼爾派屈克哈里斯
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他們都是同性戀
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但他們不會對我大吼大叫
說自己是同性戀
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-重點不是大聲，金先生…
-凱文
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有些人不喜歡韓國人
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但我們不會舉辦大型遊行
對大家大喊說…
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“我們是韓國人…”
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-金先生，你恐同嗎？
-羅傑
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-你剛說什麼詞？
-恐同，金先生
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就是歧視同性戀者
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是仇恨犯罪，我要報案
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-什麼？
-羅傑
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報案什麼？等等，聽我說
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我不是…
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“怕同”
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如果我是…懼同的人
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那我幹嘛…
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給同性戀者打折？
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-你說什麼？
-沒錯
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如果我是畏同的人
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怎麼會給同志折扣？
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85折的同志折扣，只在同志驕傲週
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那這會變多少錢？
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平常是兩元
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但你的話，加上同志折扣
就是1.7元
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你要怎麼知道顧客是不是同志？
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我看得出來
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-你有同志雷達嗎？金先生
-對
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我有同志雷達
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百分百準確
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那我們一定要告訴大家
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那海報呢？
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可以弄得更漂亮一點
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老爸，我學校這週末要拍攝
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可以借你的廂型車嗎？
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你怎麼沒說：“早安，老爸
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老媽，妳今天很漂亮”？
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-謝謝你，老爸
-是珍妮說的
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-謝謝妳，珍妮
-但是出自我的口
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妳很漂亮，老媽
廂型車可以給我開嗎？
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-不行，別說了
-但老爸，我只需要一…
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等一下
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他不會回來了
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-珍妮
-幹嘛？
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妳星期日會去教會嗎？
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教會不只是對耶穌做禮拜的地方而已
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還有很多好處
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妳可以在教堂交到很多朋友
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女生朋友、不是女生的朋友
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老媽，我才不去教堂和男生廝混
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不是廝混，是深交
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看，新的教會名冊
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好多男生可以選
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孫先生的姪子，喬治
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他是教會飛盤隊的隊長
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老媽，我不用妳幫我找男友
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好，那妳的基督教韓國帥男友呢？
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好，首先
沒有“基督教韓國帥哥”這種東西
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-沒有這種人
-妳在說什麼？
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如果是基督教帥哥，那就不是韓國人
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如果是韓國帥哥
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那就不是基督徒
如果又帥、又是基督徒又是韓國人
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那就是女生
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阿政也很帥、是基督徒
又是韓國人，但他是女生嗎？
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所以妳叫我跟我哥交往？
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當然不是
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聽著，珍妮
我在妳這年紀的時候
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我上了教會、找到耶穌
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找基督徒韓國帥哥，和對方深交
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老媽，別再說“深交”了
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感覺不太好聽
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如果我沒和妳老爸深交
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-妳就不會出生了
-再見，老媽
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聽說你支持同志驕傲
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弄了個五折活動之類
這是真的嗎？
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什麼？
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你辦了五折活動之類的，是嗎？
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是85折
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把話說完整一點
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我的錯，抱歉
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85折，真的嗎？
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對，只有同志才有
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26.5元，要袋子嗎？
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這是折扣後的價格嗎？
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不是，要袋子嗎？
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我要袋子，可是
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但我怎麼沒有同志折扣？
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只有同志才有
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你又不是同志
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不好意思
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我不是同志？我完全是個同志
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有時還會有人說我太娘了
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你只是假裝同志而已
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你說真的嗎？
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我百分百確定，你不是同志
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沒有折扣
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這件事還沒完
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甚至連開始都還沒呢
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好，再見
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嗨
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-去撿
-你才去撿
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你怎麼知道牠死了？小傢伙
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-嗨
-嗨
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你們在幹嘛？
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妳哥哥要清理這台車
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你們要吃午餐嗎？
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不知道，要嗎？
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我請客，只要你用員工家人折扣
幫我租一台車
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-老爸的廂型車怎麼了？
-應該問老爸怎麼了？
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我都20歲了
但他還是不讓我開廂型車
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我13歲就開過了
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你13歲就把廂型車偷走了
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不對，是你13歲的時候
我們一起偷了廂型車
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如果是家人的財產，那就不算偷
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所以你能幫我租台車嗎？
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看情況，妳要請我吃什麼？
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-拜託，你欠我人情
-為什麼？
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我受到嚴重的過度保護
都是因為你不在家
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拜託，老媽對我的呵護也夠了
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對，但你上次和老爸說話
是什麼時候？
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那對他來說呢？
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所以你再也不跟他說話了？
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-至今都還挺和平的
-我剛接到一通奇怪的電話…
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嗨
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這是誰？
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這是我妹妹，珍妮
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她找我去吃午餐
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妹妹，嗨，珍妮
我是夏倫，阿政的經理
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我喜歡把他當成朋友
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身為朋友，我要告訴你
經理會說…
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這裡只有員工可以進出
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我知道了，抱歉
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我知道對於兩位
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在市中心長大
又天生叛逆的人來說一定很難遵守
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但規則就是這樣，懂了嗎？
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-懂了
-很好
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懂了
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懂到不行
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好，很開心認識妳
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對了，那通奇怪的電話
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有個女人問我們
有沒有看見她的寵物雪貂
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-我看是沒有
-好的
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-看看是誰來了
-陳先生
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-你好嗎？
-過得去啦
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-生意如何？
-哪個生意？
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不說笑了，金先生
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生意真是好到不行
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同志驕傲週，忙得很呢
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對，我也是
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他們對生意很有幫助
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記得剛開店的時候嗎？
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當時都沒有同性戀
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他們都從哪來的？
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移民？難民？
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現在變流行了
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大家都換邊站
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男人變成女人
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女人打扮成男人
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-又喜歡女人…
-真讓人搞不懂
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舉例來說，要是男同性戀
發現自己是跨性者
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跑去動了變性手術，成為女人
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-好
-後來又發現
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-自己其實是跨性別者…
-等等
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跨性者與跨性別者有什麼不同？
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我不知道，金先生
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跨性者和跨性別者有什麼不同？
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不是，我不是開玩笑，陳先生
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我是認真問你
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-我真的不知道
-不好意思
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聽說你們有85折活動，真的嗎？
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什麼？
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什麼什麼？
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抱歉，我不…
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我聽不懂妳在說什麼
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我在說什麼？
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沒人聽得懂你們在說什麼
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老天爺
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我只想知道
85折活動是不是真的？
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是真的，但只有同性戀才有
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什麼？這樣犯法，你這是反異性戀
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那什麼時候才輪到我有折扣？
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二月
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黑人歷史折扣月
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那是一年最短的一個月
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但閏年就比較長了
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好好利用吧
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抱歉，我沒看到你進來
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沒關係，我只是想投個履歷
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嗨，我來應徵工作
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-是嗎？
-在這裡
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抱歉，應該是你們誤會了
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我們沒要找幫手
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我們有
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嗨，很開心見到你們兩位
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好的
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第一個問題，對工作非常重要
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你們上教會嗎？
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老媽，不能問這問題
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沒關係，我不介意
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是的，我會上教會
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我就是在教會看到廣告的
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我也是
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-什麼廣告？
-很好
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-很帥、基督徒、韓國人…
-我的天啊
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我真的很抱歉
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等一下，珍妮…
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-珍妮
-幹嘛？
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妳連試都沒試
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不努力接觸，就小姑獨處
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那些人知道我就是工作嗎？
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妳應該感謝我的
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妳現在還不知道
但老媽幫了妳一個大忙
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發生什麼事？
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跟以往一樣，老媽在摧毀我的人生
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妳在幹什麼？
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幫她找男友
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珍妮不是小孩了
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她已經是成熟的成年女性
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-她不需要妳幫忙找男友
-對，謝謝
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她要接手便利商店，怎能交男友？
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我才沒要接手便利商店
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商店怎麼了？
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-商店沒怎麼了，可是…
-那就接手
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她要生孩子的時候，怎麼接管商店？
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-妳有孩子了？
-什麼？當然沒有
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等她結婚之後，她會生很多孩子
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或許我們下次再回來…
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先說清楚，我不會接手便利商店
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也不會生很多孩子，懂嗎？
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我們不找人了
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我們有85折同志折扣，只有本週才有
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你們很走運
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不是，我不是同性戀
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沒關係的
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有時同性戀是需要時間的，對吧？
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-嗨
-記得我嗎？
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我來討回我的折扣
這位就是我的證據
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嗨
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你最喜歡的電影是什麼？
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《瘋狂高爾夫》
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比爾莫瑞那部？看吧，不是同性戀
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-他就是不想給我打折
-不是同性戀
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比爾莫瑞年輕時很性感的
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只有你會那樣想
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-你在說什麼？
-我知道那時還在讀大學
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你跟蕾克爾沒什麼特別的
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但你整天都在說她的事
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她是女同性戀！
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或許你們倆都在那種
將近男同性戀
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和將近女同性戀的光譜上
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對，光譜
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老天，怎麼會搞成這樣？
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-那根本沒什麼
-我聽來倒很嚴重
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兄弟，可不可以
把豐田卡羅拉重停一次…
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-老媽？
-阿政，跟我聊聊
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老媽，妳要去…老媽，妳不能進去
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關門
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老媽，我不能關門
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這是我經理的辦公室
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-這是家族急事
-大家還好吧？
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-不好，是珍妮的事
-發生什麼事？
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她要死了…
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孤單地死
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老媽，珍妮單身不是什麼危機
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不，她不聽我的話
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-你必須跟她談談
-不，我不要
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妳不能再插手了
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-但珍妮…
-珍妮已經20歲了
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她會自己處理的
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妳這樣只會把她推開而已
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妳想要那樣嗎？
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那怎麼辦？什麼都不做…
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-不好意思…
-我們先來的
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-抱歉
-不，這是我老闆
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我是他媽媽，讓我們聊一下，謝謝
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好，我只是要拿胰島素
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再五分鐘就好
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好，我吃柳丁就好
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-嗨
-嗨
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我找不到價格
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-這個多少錢？
-一般是4.99元
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但這週有打折，只有…
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你是什麼？
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再說一次？
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你是哪一種？跨性別者？
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我是變裝皇后
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你是打扮成女孩的男人？
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我是打扮成女人，對，怎麼了？
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你為什麼要這樣？
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我不知道
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這樣感覺才像我，這樣才自在
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一向如此
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-我是泰瑞斯
-我是金先生
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我就多買幾樣東西吧
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好的
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-妳剛去哪？
-教會
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我覺得我們遭小偷了
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對，錢不見了，妳自己看
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嗨，珍妮，妳餓了嗎？
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-想吃煨牛肉嗎？我可以做妳最愛的…
-停
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妳何時弄到車的？
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你不讓我開廂型車的時候
那是租來的
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妳哪來的錢租車？
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我從朋友那裡弄到折扣
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什麼朋友？
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是…
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店裡的錢不見了
妳知道是怎麼回事嗎？
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你認真嗎？老爸
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00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:13,078
你真的想指控我偷你的錢？
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-我沒有要指控誰，只是…
-我甚至不能…
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算了
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-抱歉
-別擔心我
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家庭就是這樣
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22.95元
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打了85折後
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同志折扣
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同志折扣？
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真是謝謝你
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00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,648
-很開心認識你，金先生
-好，再見
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00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,236
幹嘛？他可不是女人
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同志折扣就是錢不見的原因
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真該死
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你必須去跟珍妮道歉
因為你說她是小偷
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我沒說過她是小偷
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你害她以為你認為她是小偷
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才沒有，我只是說
我覺得錢不見了
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我從不覺得她是小偷
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00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,422
我是懷疑過，但我不這麼覺得
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-很不一樣
-根本一樣
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我懷疑妳瘋了，不代表我覺得妳瘋了
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老爸，我們會把她推開
就像推開阿政一樣
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我們不是懷疑他是小偷
是確定他就是小偷
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嗨
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00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,195
珍妮…
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現在她也逃家了
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我沒有逃家，別煩我
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00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,743
-好啦
-老爸
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00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,162
老爸有話想說
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快點道歉
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我才不必道歉
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又沒人偷東西
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-但你覺得我偷了
-沒有，我是猜想妳有沒有偷
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我不是阿政
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00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,426
幹嘛提到他的事？
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這件事跟阿政無關
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我什麼都沒偷
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00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,055
但被懲罰的人卻是我
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我沒懲罰妳，我只是說說而已
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你找錯說說的對象了
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00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,023
我在對妳說話
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00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,859
我對老媽說話、還對房門說話
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珍妮，我們很抱歉
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00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,613
妳想跟誰交往都隨便妳
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00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,617
謝謝妳，老媽，我很感激
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00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,747
老爸，我知道說對不起會要你的命
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你把租車還回去，我們就扯平了
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把租車還回去？
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00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:29,006
地址在鑰匙上，車子在門口
說好了？
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00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,133
-妳加滿油了？
-加了
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00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,509
-沒有把車刮傷？好
-沒有
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去顧店
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00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,228
妳知道我為何叫老爸去還車吧？
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00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,355
知道，所以他才不用道歉
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00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,858
不是，這樣他才必須和阿政說話
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00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:54,990
終於，佩吉，是的
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00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,744
我想要簡訊吃到飽
但我不需要美洲通話無限量
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00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,037
北美洲就行了
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00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,083
不是，是北美洲
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00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,586
那應該是在中美洲
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00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,632
不，拜託別叫我等待
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00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,596
-怎麼了？
-有個問題
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00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,015
我16歲時，我爸把我趕出家門
390
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,893
或者是我逃家，很難說得清楚
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00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,813
好，我也一樣，我15歲時跑去燙頭髮
392
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:26,939
也沒怎麼樣
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00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,191
不是啦…那是我爸
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00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,363
-好
-我不清楚他怎麼知道我在這工作
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00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,656
我不能和他說話
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00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,574
妳可以…幫我處理嗎？
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00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,827
我忙著升級我的手機資費
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00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,286
-已經弄40分鐘了
-拜託
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00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,205
我欠妳一次大人情
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00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,582
好吧
401
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,876
我在和佩吉說話
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00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,712
我想要加拿大和美國的簡訊吃到飽
403
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,382
不是巴西、哥斯大黎加或巴拉圭
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00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,383
了解
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00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,887
-你家到底有多少人？
-他是最後一個了，謝謝
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00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,103
金先生
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00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,065
-很開心見到你
-我也是
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00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,401
-妳怎麼知道…
-在你說話之前
409
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,194
家庭是很難搞的
410
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,239
我有個叔叔是漁夫
渾身散發著魚腥味
411
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,532
所以我從來都不想抱他
412
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,034
有一天，他搭船出海
413
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,786
我們再也沒看過他
414
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,497
只會偶爾從墨西哥寄明信片來
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00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:29,626
但重點是，有時我真的很想來個
充滿魚腥味的擁抱
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00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,628
你懂嗎？
417
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,965
不懂，我是來還租車的
418
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,050
當然了
419
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,927
我來幫你處理
420
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,787
-這是免費的嗎？
-對，自己來吧
421
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,373
-需要我載你一程嗎？
-好，我先泡杯咖啡
422
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,257
-怎麼樣？
-什麼？
423
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:18,508
還車怎麼樣了？
424
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,552
你有看到誰嗎？
425
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,429
-有
-誰？
426
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,140
夏倫，店經理，是她載我回家的
427
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,186
她聊到了布雷頓角島、魚腥味叔叔
428
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,021
但咖啡很好喝
429
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,564
你還有見到別人嗎？
430
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,651
那是租車公司，不是國際機場
431
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,199
-嗨
-抱歉，面試結束了
432
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,575
我來處理
433
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:48,080
聽著，你是基督徒韓國帥哥
可是…
434
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:52,125
就算金太太喜歡你、就算我喜歡你
435
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,418
那都不重要
436
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:56,296
珍妮喜歡你才是重點，懂嗎？
437
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,507
你選餐廳了嗎？
438
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,133
-吃公爵餐廳可以嗎？
-我喜歡
439
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:04,721
等等
440
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,100
韓國獨立日是哪一天？
441
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,396
1945年8月15日，光復節
442
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,314
好，玩得開心
443
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,152
就說他一定會問
444
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,384
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