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I HAVE BEEN YOUR MOTHER

The best end to this year's
The last program must be to see breasts.

I want to thank the fans who have
made me a smaller celebrity.

Hopefully you see me
in a Hollywood study next year.

Now turn off your TV
and come out and party with us!

We have taken our exam!

Yes...
We have taken our exam.

- Show a little more breasts.
- He's taken his. You do not have.

How old are you?

I'm old enough to see breasts.
Less talk, more jungles.

My iron is hard.

Copeck! Isn't that incredible
that we have taken our exam?

Nice, Mally. Four years without Copeck
revealed you with a black guy.

Russ, your fly is open.

I go and piss.

What are you doing?

Would you like to remove your phallus,
so the lady can't see it?

Pardon.

Go and sit in the car.

What are you doing for a party, Bitch?
Has your father bought fun for you?

How funny, Russ.
And I'm called Mitch.

My program will probably need one
stooge. .I'm calling you.

The reality is enough
catch up with you.

It's more likely
that I am the head of a television station

- while you clean the toilets
at my old private school.

We will see,
who is laughing last.

But finally, mother you
with your neandetal friends,

Frankly.
Russ, have you seen it?

There is shit everywhere.

There is nothing of the shit,
located in the basin.

What do you mean?

This is too much.

Man skids in the bowl with water in.
How hard can it be?

Is it a fucking peanut?

For hell then.
Russ, it's a fucking peanut.

You know what, Russ?
If I have to mess with shit -

- Then they will also mess in Ion.
"Eye for eye", Russ.

We have only had the job
for 40 minutes.

Remove the shit,
so we can get our money.

Come on, Russ.
Hector, are you with me?

No hablo inglés, señor.

- Dirk!
- Come on.

Dirk!

Rector Hoffman?

CONGRATULATIONS WITH YOUR EXAMINATION
RUSS!

If several ask,
what plans do I have

- I peel off my cock and stab me
in the throat with it.

- It's not that bad, Russ.
- What should I say?

"I'm flat,
living with my mother "-

- "and can't get jobs with my miserable
examination. But thank you for the gifts. "

- Copeck, you came.
- Hi.

- I heard, l was fired.
- What did they do with the cathedral?

At least, I got out
to remove that shit.

I was also fired,
even though I had done nothing.

At least I did
on a cathedral.

Moron, let's go swimming.

Frankly.

Here you go.

Thanks.

I also have something for you.

What is it?

- Thanks.
- You are welcome.

- I want to miss living with you.
- I don't miss your fists in sleep.

I do not miss the zone men,
You took home when Copeck was out.

Russ, isn't it Tara?

Tara?

I never thought
she would come back.

Earth calls.

- Hi, mr. and mrs. G.
- Congratulations. It's robbery to see you.

- Have you heard from some TV stations?
- I'm waiting for answers from Channel Six.

Good luck. I was to greet Marky.
He was sorry you didn't travel with.

There are several TV stations
in California than in Hartford.

If you weren't a chicken,
you traveled with him.

- How is he doing?
- Good He works with John Tesh.

A friend of mine
always need people.

- Tell me if you are desperate.
- I will remember that.

- Do you want a drink?
- Yes, a gin and tonic to.

Isn't it Tara?

Tell me, Russ. Did you ball her,
when you went to high school?

You should never
having messed up with her.

Tara has the finest little breasts,
you can imagine.

And the nipples are similarly guaranteed
silver dollar coins. Talk to her.

- I'm trying, but you ...
- Now she went.

You fucked yourself.
Your gay.

Russ. How could you tell yours
own aunt that you have the ball a monkey?

I said I abused a monkey.
It is not fun.

What would your mother say if she
knew you were sleeping with a hairy animal?

I do not know.
Ask Mally's mother.

- Møgsäck
- Don't we just have to drink full of us?

I am drunk.

Look right here, Moron.

Did you see that, Moron?

You did
"I have ball your mother"?

- Yes.
- Thank you for wasting my time.

You are inept!

Sorry.
We do not hire losers.

What smells?

Do you get it?

- New message.
- Russ? Jeff Thompson, Channel Six

You are persistent, but I doubt
that someone will hire you.

Good luck.
Never call again.

Mr. G?
Excuse me for interrupting.

I wanted to hear about that job,
you talked about is still available.

I know I should have moved
to California with Marky.

Yes, she's pretty sexy.

No, I think she's too old
to shave down there.

Yes, I'm waiting.

I'm going to talk
about the job as Deputy Director.

- Cand. mag. in English?
- No, communication.

What a difference it makes.

I'll follow you to the boss.

This is...

- He's looking for a job. He studies.
- I'm done.

I just got my exam
with 3.4 on average.

He's looking for the job
as Deputy Director.

Vice President?
You're not sorry.

Here we work
in the company.

Sir. Parkerer-En-Masse is a company.
Check it out in the Wall Street Journal.

I just read it.
And now I own shares. Nasdaq.

I need to see your credentials
and check your references.

I don't have the great experience
with parking management.

But I learn fast,
is good at interacting with people -

- and looks good when I'm wearing
a homoerotic yellow cap.

Mr. Grabowski sent me here.

I know mr. G. He and my father
goes on strip bars together.

There has been an accident in the back seat
of a customer's car.

- You can become a service man.
- Thanks. I'm not disappointed.

This suit is worth more
than your life, mate!

Namely, mate!

Russ? Is it you?
You should look around.

- Bitch, where are you going?
- To New York.

- We have to write about Deloitte-Touche.
- Toilet and tassel? Write?

- For Channel Six .
- Do you work for CSB?

One of Dad's friends got me in.
I didn't want to but the pay is good.

"I have ball your mother"
hasn't led you far, well?

You're not looking for a job here?

No. I had thin skis
and had to borrow the toilet. Whew.

I have to slip.
But it was robbery to see you.

Russ. Remember when I said:
"We'll see who's laughing last?"

Look here. I did that.

What are we doing here?
Copeck, shouldn't we be home to you?

Yes, but my parents
stayed home.

Copeck.

- Have you given Mally "the shock"
- What is it?

You really don't know?
What age do you live in?

You know enough, the shock.
Two in the can, one in the seagull.

- Two in the missing one in the fire.
- Two in the tassel, one in the bush.

You know what it is. Moron did
it on a girl in a bar sometime.

Her asshole should not be made bigger,
so she skirts the pants like old.

- Interesting angle.
- How's Mally?

Fine. But she always wants
be active.

Such are usually girls.

It is well,
you have a real job.

It's bottom.
They are all old.

I have no one to talk to.
I hold conversations in my own head.

It's scary.

Moron, what the hell was that?

- Hi. You go to college, right?
- Something like that.

We are partying at the vantage point.
You know how it used to be.

Yes we do.

- You should come.
- I love to come.

Okay. Then we'll be up there.

What happened?

I think,
Moron would piss.

It's far out. Let's go
on high school girls?

It's crazy. We must
embark on high school girls!

I've had enough of your pessimism.

- Dirk, we haven't said anything.
- It's a unique opportunity.

What do you mean? We did it,
when we went to high school ourselves.

This is different. I think,
all the girls are in puberty.

And if there is grass on the track,
I want to play.

I take the winning view.

Then I drive.

It is my sister.

And there is my sister.

Who do we have there?

Hi, college boys.
Well, you came.

- Do you want to drink from our body?
- Or look at when we do it?

I already iron on.
Let's get started.

They are already underway.
Should we party or what?

I do not know.
Mally would get angry.

Listen, Copeck.

If she backed you up,
She would be here now. Where is she?

She needs to get up early and work for free
in a hospital for people with disabilities.

She works with retarded.

Your boyfriend is useful in society,
So you deserve a free evening.

Why doesn't it surprise me?
to see a few brave guys like you here?

Tara Cartier ...

My socks have not adhered to it
second laundry, since we were last seen.

- How are you?
- Nice, your fool.

- Do you follow me up to the vantage point?
- Yes, why not?

Don't worry, Russ.

I'm sitting here as a loser,
until the police arrest me.

- You're about 18 years old?
- Far from.

I was last here when we finished
high school. It looks like itself.

I do not really know.
I have good memories from here.

It feels like before.
As if nothing has changed.

Maybe because nothing has changed.

- You are a little thicker and more bald.
- It is true.

I'm getting straight. Pardon.

Well, but ...

I assume you
as usual, a boyfriend

-and that I shouldn't
have you poured anything into your drink?

Shut up.

What are you doing here
among all the high school students?

You know how Dirk is.

His iron is like a compass,
pointing to underage girls.

What is your excuse, dr. Phil?

Father asked me
about watching Julie.

- Has she already become a student?
- Yes, Russ. So old we are.

Why are you still here? Should you
and Marky not to California?

It didn't quite work out
as I had planned.

As if you were ever
have planned something in your life.

I look straight,
how it goes with july.

Wait.
Do I have to follow you back?

No, I think it's more like that
without you. But thank you for the offer.

See you.

Russell,
where is your nameplate?

- I ...
- It was a.

What?
What the hell does he mean?

No hablo inglés.

Mr. G!

- Beautiful cap, your gay.
- Thanks.

How is
the first day at work?

It's okay. Where are you going?

For New York at the weekend.
On strip bars.

Have you invited Tara out?
She has the nicest little breasts ...

We've talked about that before.

Russell, don't let people wait ...
Mr. G.

Are you still happy
that you remained Connecticut?

You should have traveled to California
with Marky. He lives by the sea now.

I'd rather be
see to get off.

See you, your gay.

Russell, what are you doing?
You do not get paid for nothing.

Don't talk to the customers so they don't
when their flight. Get it done with the keys.

Russell,
the locomotive has stopped.

- You can fix it with this one.
- Don't we have a washing machine?

It does not work. Findel the shit
so it smokes.

And wash your hands afterwards.
The sign is not there for fun.

Holy shit.

Is that a peanut?

To hell with that.

Employees should wash their hands,
before returning to work

Surprise!

- Russ, is that you?
- Yes...

Pardon. I did not know,
that it was you.

The next time I visit you, I'll take
pads protector and knee pads on.

Knee?

What is this? I did you well
not pregnant in high school?

We never cultivated sex,
you idiot.

It's Sammy. My parents got it
a child for when we went to college.

They go to it.
Impressive.

Russ you've shown
a peanut in the ear.

What are you actually doing here?

Let me help you
with washing up.

I had to leave my job early
For reasons I do not want to show.

So I just wanted to greet you,
before I go home to my mother.

- Isn't it fun to live at home again?
- No, it's bottom.

- Are we going out tonight?
- What?

- You said you would go out with me.
- I never said that.

And I can't,
because I have a date.

What does he have
which I do not have?

We are screaming at that.
Not, Sammy?

Call me.

- Hello?
- Hey, Tara. It's Russ.

I've been thinking about what you said,
And you're right.

If you're busy tonight,
we can go out next week.

Russ, you're too stupid.

We can go out next week if you
promise to leave me alone now.

- Then we have a date.
- It's not a date.

En date!

- Russ?
- Scott? So what?

- Do you work here?
- Yes.

I thought you...

I thought you were a Hollywood star
and could get me a job.

What are you doing? I have not
seen you since we got the exam.

- I'm a cameraman on Channel Six.
- Congratulations!

- But then you work with Bitch.
- He's still a fool.

But he never gets fired.
His father almost owns the TV station.

One of our interns has become
fired because of an episode.

- What happened?
- The point is that there is a vacancy.

The producer Jeff said,
that I should never call again.

He is gone. And his replacement
went to our college.

- I can get you into conversation today.
- I can go right away.

Take my card. I'm calling around.
Call me in an hour.

- Thank you, Scott. I don't let you down.
- I know.

Never chicken wings again.

I don't understand how
can be massive, but please.

Russ, we gotta get out of here.

I said
"guy that idiot". Do it now.

Russ, come in.

Thank you for talking to me.
Here is my resume.

I shall not see that.
Scott said good to you.

I know you have an education.
My whole family has read there

-Also my daughter.
I am so proud of her.

Stephanie Adams.
Do you know her?

"Stephanie?" She looks familiar,
but I don't think I know her.

There is also a large school.

You did
"I've ball your mother".

Yes. Mr Adams, I really want to
Have this job.

But I will not be a burden
for the station. Jeff ...

To hell with him. He made
animal film with the TV station's equipment.

Do you understand what I mean?

No.

You are good.
Listen to this.

I would like to hire students
from Conn U. It's totally up to you.

It sounds perfect.
I'm not disappointed.

Well. Now I'm going to fuck.
I'll follow you out.

I was so close
to become a fighter pilot.

- What are you doing here?
- Good at knowing each other.

- Mr. Adams, I don't believe ...
- Fantastic. See you on Monday, Russ.

You don't last for a month.

I said sorry.

I did not believe,
I had to call.

I buy a seaweed.

- Damn.
- What?

Is it Bitch and Tara?

There you are.
Beautiful suit.

Come on.

- Hey, Russ.
- Hey, Nikki.

Is your father dead?

Tara, what are you going around doing?

I'm home this summer. I am reading
further and want my PhD

I hope to come in
Boston University. But we must see.

- I can't spell for "PhD".
- Do not talk to food in the mouth.

Russ and Tara, it's your turn.
Let your ass and come here.

Well, ladies.
Now l see how to do it.

- Russ, it was amazing.
- Can you do better?

It can't be that hard.

I bet a game of beer to you
can't knock as many cones.

Okay. We Aries.

What...? let's do it
a little more interesting.

If I overthrow the last,
You have to go on a date with me.

Only U.S. two. Alone.
An entire evening.

Okay. But if I win,
you still have to give a beer.

And you have to take a picture
your diller and show it at the checkout.

Don't do that, Russ.

It's sausage time.

Okay.

It's the worst bet,
I have concluded.

They looked very good.

I want to show you something.

Russ, that's the funniest thing,
I've seen the whole month.

Moron.

Russ! Pardon. I did not believe,
that you would do it.

You really have to
be desperate.

I'm going out with you anyway.

Thank you for being a gentleman
all summer. It has been fun.

What?

Why did you break up with me?

Because you were immature.

But now I have hair on my shoulders.

See you.

You got one.

Well done!
You did it, Stephanie!

Come on, Stephanie!

So what?

I am full-time employed on Channel Six
from on Monday.

Now I finally make money
on a job I like.

Well done, Russ.

Shouldn't we celebrate it?

Good idea. We go to the college.
It's a weekend of moving in.

They hold what parties are.
There are a lot of breasts and pussies.

- W l with?
- We have taken our exam.

What do you know
about my exam, Copeck?

There are probably some too
well-equipped black men for Mally.

- What about you, Russ?
- Can't we just go to the bar?

Russ, I need it here!
Does anyone want to join?

Lorte ... something.
We do what we usually do: Nothing!

I just need to call
but afterwards we go out and celebrate it.

Take Mally.
She's going to the city.

Copeck, however, grow up.

Moron, food.

Russ, I told you to stay
stop masturbating in your socks!

I'm not stupid. Socks must
don't smell like a swimming pool!

They were sticking to my underwear!
From now on you wash your own clothes!

I have to move.

Hi, Tara. It's Russ. I have become
employed full time on Channel Six.

We will celebrate it
by doing nothing.

If that sounds interesting, call.
It would be robbery to see you. Hey.

- What is it?
- I will tell you something.

At the supermarket ...

Listen, you animal bitches. Let's find
some little girls we can fuck.

I do not think,
It's the right time, Copeck.

The time is always right
to asshole.

Father always says that you have to
buy shares with borrowed money

- but I believe more in options.

Who was it?

- Mitch, we gotta talk.
- We're talking together.

You're not listening to me.

I do not think,
we need to be seen more.

What?

You gas on me, right?

- Does anything have to do with Russ?
- No, it doesn't.

I just don't think
we have something in common.

This is incomprehensible.

I'll give it the first time.
Give us that, Katy.

Damn.

Forget about this.
Let's go to college.

- Are you crooked? You never want anything.
- Come on.

We'd better go.

Okay?

Tara?

I want to see Conn U again.

It looks like itself
but we know no one.

- What is wrong with you?
- Come on.

May I have a hug first?

- I go out and strike a line.
- No. It's ... gay.

You're crazy.

What the hell?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Let's go.

- Good evening, ladies. Is everything okay?
- Well ... everything.

Russ, what's wrong?

I almost forgot to say -

- that I saw some old
"I have ball your mother" section.

It turns out that one of your guests
was a certain Stephanie Adams.

Does the name sound familiar?

She is Mr. Adam's daughter, your idiot.

I don't know what I could do best
like: that she ate from the dog food bowl-

- She licked whipped cream
on your body

-or the enema,
You gave her with a syringe.

It's incredible,
what one can afford on cable TV.

What do you want, Bitch?

Stay away from Tara, otherwise get it
mr. Adams a copy of the tape.

An easy choice. She wanted anyway
Never choose a guy like you.

And without your job
Are you a loser.

Goodbye, those ladies.

Let's go.

Russ, listen now ...

Her pussy
It smelled ugly.

What do you want to do now?

I'm sorry.
I tried to say it.

You're right, Copeck.
We go to Conn U.

Russ, think about it.

Last time, Dirk did
in the drinking fountain and fainted.

We're not going to college anymore.
We are not allowed to do that any more.

And you drank six beers on the way here.
We shouldn't be here.

Drop the gossip.
I can smell pussy and beer.

Copeck, I'm fine.

I need a beer.
Who wants to join?

- I want to.
- Russ, seriously ...

Just go.

Copeck, take it easy.
I stay with your bitch.

We are missing a girl,
who can bring beer to us.

- W you get beer for us?
- Run me.

- It did not go so well.
- Let's go. Russ goes to the floor soon.

He's fine, Copeck.
See for yourself.

Dirk? Where are you going?

Dirk? Dirk!

Russ, let's go.
Come on. I'm trying to help you.

Help? Why didn't you tell me
about Bitch and Tara?

What a friend! leave me alone
and help yourself.

Russ. Russ!

- We're talking.
- Okay.

- Who the hell was that?
- Where's Russ?

I couldn't stop him.
I hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

He just has to fall down.
Let's go and bowl behind the bushes.

How cool.

- Hey, Russ.
- Hi...

Vanessa. I was an intern at
this program. You can't remember me.

Well, I remember you.

Vanessa. How should I
could forget you?

Should we find a place
where can we chat?

- Are you feeling well?
- Fantastic

Well.
Because you have to remember this.

Your major subject
Was communication not?

Were you taught by mr. Gardner?
He's an idiot, right?

Yes Yes!

Why did you quit?

Copeck?

- Pardon
- No no.

It was nice.

Yes Yes...

Give me the shock, Copeck.

Give me the shock!

Be a man. Give it to me!

Oh, Tyrone!

I regret,
but I can't do it here.

Hello.
Did you have fun with Vanessa?

She is mine.

And by the way
Then I ball your mother.

Breasts!

Get up.

- Enter here.
- What is it?

A picture of you
with his hands down in his pants.

I can see, but ... why?

Think I arrested the guy
from "I have ball your mother".

The university newspaper will probably give me
$ 200 for the picture.

- Great.
- It's a cannon.

Let's see,
what you did yesterday.

"Gade words"
Interesting.

"Opposed arrest."

"behaved like a fool
for a college party. "

- The last one I found myself.
- Did you really do that?

It would have been fun
in your program.

"When."

This is miserable.

I live nearby,
so i see that kind of constant.

Let me guess.
Last year it ran for you.

And now?
Now you have reached the bottom.

The bottom.
Have you been there too?

No.

Now, listen. I like you.
So I throw the folder out.

- There's nothing in the folder.
- It's just a metaphor.

We were not notified, right?

No. But I keep
your friends' pot.

Okay. Out of my prison.
l to go down to the station.

Come on.

Holy shit!

Get off.

Russ.

Remember ...

The bottom.

The bottom.

Former program host for
"I have your ball your mother" arrested

Damn.

Russ, Tara is in the tube.

Say I'm not at home.

Russ, it's nice to see you.
You made the right decision.

It is a good workplace.
Have a good day.

Russ, Tara is in the tube again.

- Good blow, Russ.
- I hit the green.

It was his best blow today.

Idiot!

Your goshawk.

Damn! Shit!

Moron, for hell.

Moron, what are you doing?

You wasted a beer.

Moron ...

- Russ, what are you doing?
- Pardon.

- Where did they go?
- They're chasing the beer girl.

We see them enough at the next hole.

Copeck, I want to ask you
a question that is seriously meant.

A week ago
I sat at home and watched TV.

I leaned forward and fes
and giggle as I usually do.

But suddenly I did
in the pants.

And it wasn't just that
slightly.

It exploded in my pants,
and it came to me completely.

What's happening?

I am 22 years old
and pants in the pants on the couch.

I think of it constantly.
It scares me.

I'm sorry.

- Copeck, I've been thinking about things.
- How weird.

I finally have
saved a bit.

And I want to move away from home.
Do you want to join?

- I need to tell you something.
- Well, don't you bother Tara?

I want to free to Mally.

Do you mean it?

There is more.

- We're moving to Chicago.
- Chicago?

Mally has got a job there.

Oh no.

I'd have said it before,
but waited for the right moment

- I thought you liked staying here.
- I can also.

- But some things are more important.
- Marky traveled to California.

- And now you're going to Indiana.
-Illinois. I regret.

I thought you would be
the first to leave.

I was a chicken,
when I didn't go to California.

But I will manage.

Congratulations on the!
I'll give you a beer.

Fine.

Moron,
my bowls are wet.

- What are you doing?
- I just got past.

- With a bottle of champagne?
- Yeah, I'd stop it in the ass.

You get one chance
to change your mind.

I hope you enjoyed working
on Channel Six, because it's over now.

And you still waste your time.
She doesn't choose an idiot like you.

Maybe not, but:
Hot dogs, shit, stools.

Now you waste my time.

- What are you doing here?
- I bought it in this store ...

And I found it here in the garden.

What's wrong?

Mitch.

He's a pig. He came and said
a lot of lead stuff -

- and I should not care,
for he is not my girlfriend.

- Have you messed up with each other?
- Yes.

I'm starting at Boston University
in two weeks-

-and he called me selfish,
as if he owned me.

Tara, you know
that it does not fit.

You're not an insurance.

I said "selfish",
not "deductible".

Never mind.
You should celebrate it.

- That's what you wanted.
- I guess it is.

What do you mean by "well"?
Of course part is part.

I'm sorry you are leaving,
but are happy on your behalf.

I'm sorry,
that I have avoided you.

It's a long story, but I do
does not promise to do more.

I have something for you.

Do not use on Russ!

I stole it at the police station.

- Thanks.
- This can cheer you up.

Where are you silly.

- I've heard that before.
- Really?

Do you still have the hot tub?

Russ, I don't want to drink myself full
and go swimming with you.

It was a long time ago,
I've been sitting here.

It was a long time ago,
I've been sitting here.

But then there wasn't
as many rays went up into the ass.

What the hell is wrong with you?

The doctors have not
found out yet.

You've always made me laugh,
I admit

Really? I don't even have
taken off the pants yet.

This is exactly the situation
I would avoid.

Dino here. I did not believe,
I could carry you.

Have you become heavier,
or have I become weaker?

Run me.
You are guaranteed to be weaker.

Well, so I got weaker?
Let's just look ...

Come here, thick.
Then you see who's weak ...

I'm sorry.

Do you use dirty tricks?

I think you can do it.

- What is it?
- I just want to see something.

- What did you want to see?
- If you wanted me to take the top off.

- It surprises me that you came.
- Why?

Copeck and Mally told,
what happened at the bar with Mitch.

I'm sorry about him.
He's an idiot.

But I know how much
The job meant for you.

I should have realized something before,
that you meant more.

You know it doesn't fit,
but thank you.

- Are you sorry that Copeck is flying?
- Yes a little.

But I still have to
Al move away from the city.

Here I never grow up.

You can always travel to Boston.

I do not know.
It's been too cold for me.

And the Red Sox? I do not know
if I can handle it.

You must at least
come and visit me.

Otherwise, I miss you too much.

You're sweet to me, Russ.

Do you get it?

I wish,
I could answer no.

At least you took one.

- Come on, Stephanie!
- Suitcase?

You are a winner. I am happy for,
That I met you, Stephanie.

Russ!

- Hey, Russ. Do you want a beer?
- No thanks.

Do you want to take one for me?

Thanks.

- I heard you were fired.
- I deserved it.

And that Tara and Copeck move. You are
the only loser left.

Yes. I've been thinking a lot about Marky
recently.

- My son is not a gay man.
- I don't mean that way.

He sent me a postcard.

Such!

I think at least,
that it was from him.

I have regretted,
that I did not travel with him.

Marky has driven that far.

Mexico!

I have told my wife
that I will visit him for a week.

- So you're not destroying my alibi.
- Alibi? Where are you going?

- On stripper bar.
- | A whole week?

- I'd rather go.
- Say hello to your mother...

Your gay.

Bad choice, Moron.

Russ, I'm sorry about that
Channel Six. Mr. G told us that.

But we are here for you.

We will always be here for you.

Shot on goal.

Shots on target! Goal!

You owe me
once ass licking.

Candy! Lick it!

Shut up, Moron!
Your gossip!

Lick it!

Russ, it's a shame
that it went that way.

Mr. Adams was angry with it
ties that mysteriously appeared.

Namely, appeared.

Mitch?

I have to work.
You remember how it is?

Fuck, fuck with Tara. She turns on
guaranteed on unemployment.

Dickhead.

Hey, buddy.
I didn't see you coming.

Which zodiac sign are you?
Do you play expensive?

- You forgot them here.
- Thanks.

Good luck. I know,
that you will make me proud.

Thank you mom.

Get seated, Bitch.
Make yourself comfortable.

What the hell are you doing here?

I travel from the city but will say
goodbye to my old friend.

And I'll show you something.
You will love it here.

You must press
the red button. Okay?

Hey, buddy.
I didn't see you coming.

I think I can remember
that someone was fired -

- for something with animals that were filmed
with the TV station's equipment.

- Are you trying to seduce me?
- Namely, seduce!

It seems,
that it went beyond the wrong one.

It's Mitch from Channel Six.
Today's main news: Cinderella!

I'll go but just calm down
You get the only copy of the tape.

I don't show it to everyone.

I'm not a pig like you
I have nothing to gain from it.

Take them.

This donkey is so tight!

Bitch was fired from Channel Six,
when a revealing tape appeared.

He smoked in prison for laundering
of money and love the rapes.

Copeck, be careful.
It is fragile.

- Don't put it there.
- Fall down.

Copeck and Mally got married
and got kids. One of them was a mulatto.

Copeck thinks it's due
his strong "Polynesian blood".

Hi, my name is Dirk.
I'm going to paint with you today.

You are the new one. My name is Eddie.
I ground, white and lumpy.

Just look at this.

Dirk made the manager's 16-year-old daughter
pregnant one month later.

He changed his name and opened
a successful sperm bank in Iceland.

- Come and get a beer.
- Tough.

Craig, what the hell are you doing?
in there? I'm coming in.

No, Dad!

In the circus
got Moron a price

-for its illustration
of a popular children's book.

After many sexual experiments
with other college women

- got Tara's exam
from Boston University.

Russ should choose:

The dream job to the left
or the dream girl in Boston on the right.

Your gay!

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