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♪ Foodtopia ♪
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Help! Anybody.
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What the fuck is going
on? Where is everyone?
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Am I gonna... Am I gonna...
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No, no, you'll be fine, JD.
You're going to be just fine.
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Just hang on, all right? Medic!
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Holy shit, what
happened to this guy?
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- How much jelly does he have left?
- Tough to say.
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It looks like most of his
jelly's on the outside.
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Which seems objectively bad.
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- I don't think he's going to make it.
- What?
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- Shh! Don't tell him that!
- I can... hear.
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Wow. You can hear that?
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Your senses are really
firing on all cylinders.
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That's a sure sign you'll pull
through if I ever saw one.
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Uh, here, let me try something.
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Okay, that was a bad idea.
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- Is that, uh...
- It's a bite mark.
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It's a humey bite mark.
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That's right. I found
one. And he took hostages.
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- Yes, perfect!
- That's amazing.
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Not the hostage part. That's bad
and we're obviously concerned.
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We desperately need this humey.
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What do you mean,
"need a humey"?
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What the hell are you
all doing in here?
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The roof is on the
brink of collapse.
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Oh, yeah? You can kiss the brink
of my big, beautiful butthole.
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We're not coming out.
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Yeah, we know the ceiling
is slowly collapsing,
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but we don't know when the ceiling
outside will attack us again.
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It could happen now!
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- Or now!
- Or now.
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- Or now.
- Okay, I get it. Yes, There's uncertainty.
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- Or now.
- See?
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We need the humey to tell us what
the deal with this falling water is,
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or these idiots are gonna stay
until they get crushed to death.
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Yeah, right.
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But as soon as you
get your answer,
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I'm killing the motherfucker.
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- Follow your bliss.
- I don't give a shit.
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Hey, Sammy. We're heading out for
another grand adventure. You in or what?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Or better
yet, you know, why don't you
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just dump a pitcher of water
on my yeast-leavened body
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and save me the anxiety of
wondering which protracted
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and horrible way
I'm going to die.
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Oh, shit. You know what, Brenda? He's
right. You're a bun going outside...
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Way ahead of you. Just have to
make one more quick adjustment.
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Ah! There we go.
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Bath salts? Check!
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Spears? Check.
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Bandana? Check.
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Uh, can we get bandanas?
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Well I... I only have one.
And it’s sort of my thing.
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It’s not like a team
look or anything.
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Slap him. Stab him like this!
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Slice him. Give him one of
these. Give him some of that.
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Back on a humey hunt!
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Once again, ask questions
first, kill second, right?
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Before we kill swiftly
and without mercy...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry. I got it.
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Now, I'm not even sure that this humey
will know what the fuck ceiling water is.
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- They're dumber than you think.
- They can't be that dumb.
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They built a whole society
that's lasted for generations.
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I spent a whole day with a humey before
he chopped his own head off like a dummy.
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You know their brains aren't in their
heads, right? They’re in their butts.
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- No, they're not.
- Not this again.
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You saw with your own eyes what
Douche did to the Dark Lord,
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If you stick your head into their
butts your brain overpowers theirs.
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Why? Because their brains
are in their butts.
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Whoa!
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Turn right!
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Left!
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Barry, what you're
saying sounds ridiculous.
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There's nothing ridiculous
about it. That's how it works.
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You slide up into a humey's cockpit,
which is the pit under the cock. Right?
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And you control
their every move.
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- Oh, shit.
- What, what, what do you see?
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I-I just told you.
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We honor our fallen
comrades. You fought bravely.
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A little respect.
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May we never forget
Corn Niblets,
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Kale. Celery.
Whatever that is...
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Cra-cranberries, I think. Maybe
beets. I'm not quite sure.
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- It's fresh and wet-ish.
- Mm hm.
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- OK, great.
- And it's...
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super stanky also.
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- It's just... Here, sniff.
- No, we're good.
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All this to say, the
humey must be close.
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I love the smell of bath salts
in the morning. Don't you?
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Honestly, I mostly
just smell shit.
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Oh, the fridge is busted.
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Ah!
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That one’s not!
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There's no more room up here.
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Please! We’ll melt!
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Oh, oh.
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Um, excuse me. Hi. Do you
think you could help...?
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Where'd you get the
new tooth, Julius?
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Some dumb pack of
rice dropped it.
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Pretty sure it was minute rice. That’s
how long it took for them to wash away
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- and leave behind this little beaut’.
- Julius, you are bad.
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Yeah, but I make bad
look good. Don't I?
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Come on now. Ha! Ha!
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Watch out.
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This place sucks.
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These meanies are just gonna
keep stepping all over me.
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Do you mind? It's so loud,
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I-I can't even hear my
own self-hating thoughts.
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Wouldn't that be a good thing?
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Excuse me, was I talking to you,
Cheesecake, you dense son of a bitch?
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Ha! How's it feel now
you got marsca-POWNED?
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Hey, you're funny. Now do me!
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Oh, yeah? Do you?
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I don't think so, butter face.
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Look at you. You can't even
get hard without a fridge.
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Hey, how's it feel to be
unsalted and insulted?
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All right, let's
see what else I got.
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A cucumber, a tomato and a kalamata
olive walk into a salad bar...
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One, two, three, four...
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Whoa!
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- What does the branch tell you?
- Oh, nothing. I just think it looks cool.
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I just wanted to touch it.
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Yeah. She's still cold
with light bubbles.
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That means the humey is close.
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Is anybody out there?
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All right, it's one
humey versus three of us.
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- I like those odds.
- Me and Frank will subdue it,
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hit it with the bath salts,
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which will tear down the walls of
communication between our species.
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Really feel like we've established
that, but why not say it again?
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Just to be clear. And then
extract the information
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while Barry frees the hostages.
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Fuckin' dry-ass chips...
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Unhand me, you monster!
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Oh, God! Dip's gonna have
his creamy brains scooped out
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unless we move in now.
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What the fuck?
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- What made the water fall?!
- What?
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What makes big water fall
from the ceiling, big man?
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Who sends big water from
above that kills everybody?!
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- Is this a riddle?
- When will it come back?
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I don't know.
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Shit!
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Help!
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It’s about to
trample us. Kill it!
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- We don’t have our answers yet!
- Just don’t get stepped on!
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Is the water poisonous? Do
you have a spell to stop it?
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- Is it a god pissing on us?
- Does the water come on a schedule?
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Do you have the schedule?
Can I have the schedule?
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What the fuck, Barry, we needed
that humey to get information.
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Well, we got some. And
that information is...
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I still got it, baby.
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What?
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It was gonna kill us.
I had to act fast.
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He's not fully dead, by the way.
I mean, you can keep asking.
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Sir, if you could just stop
screaming and wiggling for a second,
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we need you to answer
some questions.
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Oh, great. Fantastic.
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What a waste of time.
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Aside from all the liberated
foods, yeah. Welcome!
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You know, the apocalypse has been tough,
but at least I have you and Richie.
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I mean, three is, like, the
perfect number for a crew to have.
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I mean, think about it. Three Musketeers
Three's Company, "Three Blind Mice."
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Oh, God! Oh, Richie’s on fire!
Oh, it’s happening again!
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Oh, fucker!
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- There's more!
- Yes!
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Oh.
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Hit ‘em with the bath bombs!
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Don't breathe it in.
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Oh, it's too late. Some of
it went up my nose already!
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- Hey, humey, over here!
- Ah.
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Get him!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Hammer throw!
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Hammer throw! Under the leg!
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Jack!
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We can take them!
They’re only food!
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I can't. I'm having
a panic attack.
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I have the heart poundies.
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Oh, fuck, run!
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You're okay, Jack. Just
hide in here, wait it out.
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This bad trip's gotta end.
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You can do this, Barry.
There's your window, baby.
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Here we go.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Aah!
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I'm plugged in.
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What is happening to me?
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Holy shit, he's really doing it.
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Yeah!
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Jack, what are you doing?
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I don't know! There's
a hot dog up my ass!
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What do you mean?
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I just told you, there is
a hot dog up my asshole!
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- And it's controlling me.
- How!
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By pulling on my nuts,
like Ratatouille!
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I don't want to be
doing any of this.
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Well, pull it out of there.
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I can't. That would
require use of my hands
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and they're not obeying
my commands to them.
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Try pushing it out! Like,
like, with your butt muscles!
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Push.
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- It’s Lamaze, man.
- It's not working.
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Okay. I'm going to help
you. Oh, this might hurt.
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- How is that helping me?
- I'm trying to knock you out.
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Ow!
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Shit, he's going down.
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Not today.
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Ah!
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Jack, look with you make me do.
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Again, I did not
make you do anything.
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It's the hot dog.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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How's that, you son of a bitch?
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I can't see! I'm
flying blind, baby!
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Aah!
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I'm sorry Jack, but I got to chop
that little guy out of your butt!
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No! Barry!
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Hey, you leave our friend
inside your friend's butt alone!
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Hey, get-get off of me!
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Jump!
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No, no, no!
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Sorry!
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Donny, get up.
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Oh, God.
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Look what you made me do.
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Aah! Please, please,
don't hurt me.
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I'll do whatever you want.
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Where's my bandana?
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You know, lots of
orgies happening lately.
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You seen those? You been in those?
Anyone here ever fucked a pear
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and then get confused when
there’s only one of them?
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You know, I recently
slept with some bananas.
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I guess you could say
I've been fucking a bunch.
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Anyone think it’s weird
they’re called “dates”
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when they can never
seem to get one?
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Face it, fellas, the
shriveled look is out.
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Okay, I had a threesome with
a chicken tender and an egg.
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Couldn't figure out
which one came first.
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All I know is they
both came before me.
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Selfish lovers, both of them.
243
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:23,666
Unlike Chowder, who’s
a shellfish lover.
244
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,500
Where’s my seafood at?!
245
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:06,291
Oh, you know, typical. I was
killing, and now we're all gonna die.
246
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:11,875
Oh!
247
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,250
A humey!
248
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,958
Hey, you guys!
249
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:28,791
- Is he trying to save us?
- Don't give him too much credit.
250
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,708
I'm controlling this dumb
prick through his ass.
251
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,915
It sounds crazy, I know,
but it really works.
252
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,083
See?
253
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,040
Run! What are you waiting for?
254
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,000
The outside isn’t safe either!
255
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,540
Tell him what you told us.
256
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,833
Water that fell from the
sky is called "rain".
257
00:16:48,915 --> 00:16:52,665
It doesn't happen here often, even
less so due to the ongoing drought.
258
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,708
It's actually a huge problem, you
see, but it always comes down to...
259
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:57,750
- Aah!
- Stop using words we don't know!
260
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:01,125
Okay, sorry. It's unclear
what you do and don't know.
261
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,625
Okay, the thing that you call
"the ceiling" is really a sky,
262
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,833
and the falling
water is called rain.
263
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,000
What?
264
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,415
It only comes when you see
those big fluffy things
265
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,665
that float around up there that sort
of look like a... Oh, a marshmallow.
266
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:18,110
There you go. If the sky's blue it’s cool,
if it’s grey, stay away. Get the fuck out!
267
00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:20,415
- It's blue now.
- So it's cool.
268
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,375
Oh!
269
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,000
We gotta run. We're gonna die!
270
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,083
We're not gonna die.
271
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,000
Not today!
272
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:58,916
Okay, well, looks like Shopwell's
is officially closed, huh?
273
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,833
Yeah, and that's a good thing,
274
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:03,250
because we never belonged
in there in the first place.
275
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,625
We belong over there.
276
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,250
See? It's nicer.
277
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:10,625
Yeah, I know we got off to
a bit of a traumatic start.
278
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,208
- But we're back, Foodtopia.
- Now, go forth. Find homes.
279
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,916
Do anything you want.
280
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:20,000
Well, you know, I guess
that’s a wrap on Sammy.
281
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,708
So, uh, what happens to me now?
282
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:27,041
Well, we got what we needed out of you,
so honestly, you're in Barry's hands now.
283
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,791
That's a toughie. I mean, I'm
obviously going to kill you, but how?
284
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,791
Do I shove a hotdog-shaped
rock up your ass,
285
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,583
tie your nuts together, autopilot you
off a cliff, or something more creative?
286
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:38,041
Like make more of a big show
out of it kind of thing?
287
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:41,416
That one! The big show one. Yes.
288
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,375
The kind every single
food in town would attend
289
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,458
to watch you do what you
do best: kill this prick.
290
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,916
- That does sound pretty cool.
- And, of course, you know,
291
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,958
there would need to be
a dazzling performance
292
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:55,416
to keep the foods' attention
rapt prior to the grand finale.
293
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,958
And that's where I come in.
294
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:59,958
It's okay. This isn't
real, this isn't real.
295
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:03,958
A bagel and a hotdog aren't planning a
festival around your public execution.
296
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:07,500
No, this is just another one of your
post-Thanksgiving turkey nightmares.
297
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,083
Oh, the nightmare's just
begun for you, bitch.
298
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,833
Aah!
299
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,041
Wake up, Jack.
300
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,708
Wake up, Jack.
301
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,041
Wake up.
302
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,833
Where're you taking me?
303
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:25,458
Everyone else is out there finding a place
to live, so I wanted to surprise you.
304
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,791
Okay. Open your eyes.
305
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,500
Oh! A tree.
306
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,833
Cool. I love it.
307
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,625
Look up, you big dope.
308
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,833
How did you find this place?
309
00:19:40,916 --> 00:19:43,375
During the war, I killed one
of the small humeys up here.
310
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,125
Aw, you decorated it.
311
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,958
Okay, look, I know this is
technically in the dark zone,
312
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:55,375
but I thought it'd be nice to have a
quiet place for just the two of us.
313
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,500
It's perfect.
314
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,458
You've made me the happiest
little sausage in town.
315
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,791
We did it.
316
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,041
We really did.
317
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,125
From this point on, and you can
remind me later I said this,
318
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:18,791
I think things are going
to be absolutely perfect.
319
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,750
Mine! This is mine!
320
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,750
I live here now. I
got here before you.
321
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,833
I got here before you. I got
here before you and you and you!
322
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:41,333
It's mine. It’s mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine!
323
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:44,125
This is all mine. And
you can't come in.
324
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,791
It's mine.
325
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,875
It's mine! Beat it, eggs.
326
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:03,708
Mine!
327
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,416
Out of my way, small potatoes.
328
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,833
Whoa!
329
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,958
- Mine!
- Mine!
330
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,875
- Mine!
- Mine!
331
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,916
Mine!
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