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DON'T YOU
THINK

I HAVE
TOO MUCH
MAKEUP ON?

Man: NO, YOU
LOOK GREAT.

UM, COULD YOU
OPEN UP
YOUR JACKET?

JUST, YOU KNOW,
PULL IT OPEN.

THAT'S IT.

PUT YOUR ARM
BACK WHERE
IT WAS.

GIVE US
A NICE LOOK.

DOES THIS SEEM...
STRANGE TO YOU?

NO, IT'S HIGH FASHION.
IT'S SOPHISTICATED.

IT'S TOTALLY HOT.

BUT MY DRESS--
I FEEL SORT OF...

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU LIKED THIS DESIGNER.

I DO. I'M JUST NOT SURE.
I JUST DON'T FEEL QUITE
LIKE MYSELF.

[SCOFFS]
WHO DOES?

DO YOU HAVE
YOUR BATHING SUIT?

YEAH.

YOUR BOOK?
YEAH.

HOW ABOUT YOUR JACKET?

MC WHITE-E
OR WINKY FRESH?

WINKY FRESH.

[PUTS TAPE IN,
STARTS CAR]

EXCUSE ME.

DO YOU KNOW IF THE BUYER
IS HERE TODAY?

WHAT CAN I
HELP YOU WITH?

UH, WELL,
I WAS WONDERING

IF THE STORE
MIGHT BE INTERESTED
IN THESE THINGS THAT I MADE.

LET'S SEE.

OK.

THIS ONE HAS A LITTLE BIRD
IN A NEST.

OH. DELICATE.

YEAH.

WHAT ARE THESE?
THEY'RE NICE.

THANKS.

DON'T YOU WISH WE WERE
LITTLE ENOUGH TO SIT IN THEM?

Woman:
MICHELLE MARKS?

OH, MY GOD.

DEBBIE WALDMAN?

EMERSON JUNIOR HIGH.
HI.

GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT.

THANKS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ACTUALLY, I MADE
THESE CHAIRS,

AND I WAS HOPING
THAT THE STORE MIGHT
WANT TO SELL THEM.

OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE.

THANKS.

REALLY.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

I'M A PEDIATRICIAN.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

N-NO. WHY?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT JUST SEEMS--
IT SEEMS TOO FAST.

WE'RE 36.

I KNOW, BUT
WE'RE NOT 36 36.

UM...

HOW MUCH WOULD
YOU SELL THEM FOR?

WELL, I WOULD NEED
TO MAKE ABOUT $50
ON EACH ONE.

THAT'S A BARGAIN.

OH, WE COULDN'T BUY THEM
FROM YOU FOR THAT MUCH.

WELL, YOU KNOW,
I COULD TAKE 40,
MAYBE. I THINK.

THEY'RE--THEY'RE NOT
FOR US ANYWAY.

OK.

YOU KNOW, WE USED TO
HAVE SOMETHING SIMILAR.

REMEMBER, THERE WAS
THAT GUY, HE MADE THESE
LITTLE TABLES OUT OF STRING?

OH, YEAH.
I REMEMBER HIM.

NOBODY BOUGHT THEM.

MMM.

BITCH.

EXCUSE ME?

NOTHING.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

WHOA. UH...

[RING]

DR. WALDMAN.

UH-HUH. YEAH.

IT WAS GREAT
SEEING YOU.
YOU, TOO.

YOU WERE ALWAYS
SO CREATIVE.

YEAH.

NO, NO, I--
I JUST RAN INTO SOMEONE.

I'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT
10 MINUTES OR SO.

ANNIE?

HEY.
HOW YOU DOING?

HOW YOU DOING?

SO, YOU READY
FOR OUR FIRST DATE?

Mom: I'LL PICK YOU UP
LATER.

[WHISPERS] I wanna
stay with you.

HONEY, IF YOU'RE HAVING
A BAD TIME, YOU CALL ME.

[KISS]

ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU
TO PUSH OFF.

JUST PUSH OFF WITH YOUR FEET
AND REACH OUT FOR ME, OK?

GOOD! NOW, REACH OUT.
REACH OUT--REACH OUT FOR ME.

YES!
YEAH, SEE?

YES!

HOW'D YOU GET YOUR HAIR
TO DO THAT?

DO WHAT?

BE SO STRAIGHT.

I STRAIGHTENED IT.

FRIED IT LIKE STRAW.
FEEL IT.

EWW!

TOLD YA!

OK, NOW I WANT YOU TO GO
FROM ME TO THE OTHER SIDE, OK?

OK.
ALL RIGHT?

GO! GO! DO IT! DO IT!

KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK!

BETTER TELL YOUR MOM TO WEAR
A BATHING CAP IN THERE, OK?

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

SHE SAID YOU NEED TO
WEAR A BATHING CAP
IN THE POOL.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, PAUL.
I LOOKED INSANE.

I WAS WEARING THIS WEIRD
SEE-THROUGH DESIGNER THING.

I FELT LIKE AN IDIOT.

AND I TRIED!
I REALLY DID,

BUT THE FASHION STYLIST
WAS SO INTIMIDATING.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE COLOR THEY HAD
ON MY LIPS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA
BE IN VOGUE MAGAZINE
LOOKING LIKE THAT.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
IT'S PUBLICITY FOR THE MOVIE.
I HAVE TO DO IT.

POSING FOR A FASHION
MAGAZINE HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH ACTING.

SO IF SOME MAGAZINE
CALLED YOU UP

AND SAID THEY WERE
DOING AN ARTICLE ON
NATURE JOURNALISTS

AND THEY WANTED
YOUR PICTURE,
YOU'D SAY NO?

RIGHT.

YOU'RE SO
HIGH AND MIGHTY.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING.

COME ON, EVERYONE WANTS
THEIR PICTURE IN A MAGAZINE.

THEY DO?

YES,
IF THEY ADMIT IT.

I JUST THINK
IF IT'S GOING TO
MAKE YOU THIS UPSET

YOU SHOULDN'T--
SHOULDN'T DO IT.

MAYBE YOU THINK I'M JUST
NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH

TO EVER LOOK GOOD
HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN.

I KNOW YOU THINK
MY ARMS ARE FLABBY.

I'M GOING
TO THE BATHROOM.

Mom: DO YOU LIKE IT?

IT COST TOO MUCH,
BUT I THINK IT'S SO PRETTY.

I DON'T SEE
WHY YOU NEED IT.

BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE
PICKS UP THE DARKER TONES
IN THE CHAIR.

BUT...THERE'S
NOWHERE TO LIE DOWN.

I TAKE THEM OFF
IF I WANT TO LIE DOWN.

MAYBE I SHOULD BE
MAKING PILLOWS.

ANY LUCK
AT THE GIFT STORE?

NO.

BUT I RAN INTO
DEBBIE WALDMAN.

WHO?

DEBBIE WALDMAN,

FROM EMERSON.

SHE USED TO BE
SUCH A LOSER.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST GET A JOB.

YOU KNOW, A JOB JOB.

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

HI, HONEY.

WHY ARE YOU EATING
ALL THOSE COOKIES
BEFORE DINNER?

THEY'RE
THE FAT-FREE ONES.

DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE.

THEY'RE INCREDIBLY
HIGH IN CALORIES.

MOM.

DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I DIDN'T PUT THEM
IN HER HAND.

YOU BOUGHT 'EM.

SHE BEGGED ME.

YOU'RE THE MOTHER.

STILL...

Annie: I THOUGHT THESE
WEREN'T THE BAD KIND.

COME ON, HONEY.
LET'S GO HOME.

BYE.
BYE.

GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.

GOOD NIGHT.

SWEET DREAMS.

YOU, TOO.

I HATE MY LIFE.

YOU NEED
MORE OF ONE.

BLAH BLAH.

ARTURO STOLE MY COMMISSION
TODAY.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

DID YOU TELL HIM
TO FUCK OFF?

OF COURSE NOT. I HAVE TO
WORK WITH HIM EVERY DAY.

WELL, I WOULD
STILL TELL HIM.

OH, MY GOD!

IT'S MY SISTER'S
MOVIE!

SHE'S IN THE AD.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE A BIG PART.

HEY! YOU'RE IN
JANE MAGAZINE.

IN AN AD
FOR YOUR MOVIE.

REALLY?
IT MUST BE TEENY.

NO, NO, IT'S BIG!
WELL, I MEAN,
YOUR HEAD IS, LIKE,

1/2 AN INCH BIG,
BUT--

IT DOESN'T REALLY
LOOK LIKE YOU,
THOUGH.

I DON'T THINK
IT'S YOUR HAIR.

WHOSE HAIR IS IT?

IT'S A LITTLE
PHYLLIS DILLER-Y.

IT'S FRIZZY?

NO, IT'S NOT FRIZZY,
IT'S JUST--

I DON'T KNOW.
GO BUY IT.

I THINK I'LL SKIP IT.

WHY ARE YOU PANTING?

PAUL'S OVER.
WE'RE DOING YOGA.

[LAUGHS]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

YOU GUYS DO YOGA
TOGETHER?

I'M HANGING UP.

BYE.

SHE WASN'T EXCITED?

NO, SHE'S NOT EVEN
GONNA GET IT.

SHE SAID YOUR HAIR
LOOKED BAD?

LIKE PHYLLIS DILLER.

WHAT IS SHE,
JEALOUS?

ARE YOU KIDDING?
MY SISTER IS JEALOUS
OF EVERYTHING.

HEY, BABY.
HOW'S IT HEALING?

OH, SWEETIE.

YOU MAKE $200,000
A YEAR?

YEAH, SOMETIMES.

WOW. GOD. HEY, YOU COULD
GET A PERSONAL TRAINER.

I LIKE
RUNNING WITH YOU.

OH, STILL...

I TRIED TO SELL MY CHAIRS
THE OTHER DAY.

NOBODY WANTED THEM.

OH. WHAT A DRAG.

WHAT DOES BILL SAY?

OH, WELL, HE THINKS THEY'RE
AN ENORMOUS WASTE OF TIME.

HE STEPPED ON ONE ONCE
BY ACCIDENT.

WELL, IF YOU CAN
BE FREELANCE, DO IT.

I WORKED SO HARD
LAST YEAR,
I HARDLY SAW JESSIE.

SHE SPENT ALMOST
EVERY WEEKEND
WITH HER DAD.

WAS HE INTO IT?

HE'S CRAZY ABOUT HER.

HUH.

WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP,

I SAW MY FATHER
MAYBE TWICE A YEAR.

AND HE LIVED, LIKE,
10 BLOCKS AWAY.

JESSIE'S LUCKY.
YEAH.

DID YOUR MOM
EVER REMARRY?

OH, NO. UNFORTUNATELY.

SHE HASN'T BEEN WITH ANYBODY
IN A REALLY LONG TIME.

I THINK SHE'S PRETTY LONELY.

TELL ME,
HOW DID YOU GET THIS?

I HAD A LITTLE MOLE
REMOVED.

I SEE. SO WE'RE GOING
TO DO A LITTLE HERE.

I DON'T WANT TO DO YOU
WITH THE WRONG PEN.

ARE YOU GOING
TO DRAW ON ME?

I'M GONNA
DRAW ON YOU.

WE DO A LITTLE HERE--

OH, THAT TICKLES.

THIS IS THE HARD PART.

YOU JUST LOOK FORWARD,
OK?

YOU'LL HAVE
A CHANCE TO LOOK
AT MY ARTS AND CRAFTS

IN A MINUTE.

THEN WE'LL DO
A LITTLE ON THIS SIDE

SO THAT
YOU'RE NOT LOPSIDED.

THEN WE DO
A BIGGER CHUNK
RIGHT HERE IN FRONT,

AND WE PUT
A HAPPY FACE ON IT.

I REALLY
SHOULD EXERCISE MORE.

IT'S NOT
LACK OF EXERCISE.

IT'S LOSS OF ELASTICITY.

MOTHER NATURE.

YOU CAN EXPECT
TO LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT
THROUGH SKIN LOSS ALONE.

SKIN LOSS?

OH, YES. WE'RE GOING TO
TIGHTEN YOUR SKIN HERE

AND THEN DOWN HERE

WHERE IT'S STRETCHED.

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE SKIN
WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH WITH IT?

WE SEND IT TO PATHOLOGY.

ONE OPTION IS DONATING IT
TO A BURN CENTER.

SORRY, I FEEL
A LITTLE DIZZY.

OOH.
SORRY.

HERE, SIT DOWN.

HAVE A SEAT.
THERE YOU GO.

PUT YOUR HEAD
BETWEEN YOUR KNEES.

THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.

COME ON, VINCE.
COME ON.

VINCE.

CAN'T YOU SMELL IT?

ARE YOU GOING TO COME
TO THE PREMIERE WITH ME?

YOU SHOULD TAKE SOMEONE
YOU'LL HAVE
MORE FUN WITH.

I WANNA TAKE YOU.

THEN I'M THERE.

GOOD DOGGIE.
YES, YOU ARE.
GOOD DOG.

SWEETIE?

YEAH?

HOW MANY DOGS
ARE YOU GONNA HAVE?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE KIND.

YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?

I THINK YOU SPEND
TOO MUCH TIME
SAVING LOST DOGS.

THANKS, GINA.

DID YOU EVER
CHEAT ON DAD?

Mom: NO.

WHY NOT?

I DON'T KNOW.

WE DID THIS THREESOME THING
ONCE,

BUT IT WAS MORE OF
A JOKE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

A THREESOME?

DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME THAT WAY.
EVERYBODY WAS DOING IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULDN'T TELL ME
SHIT LIKE THAT.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
LOOSEN UP A LITTLE.

HA HA.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

THEY'RE A SIZE 8.
SHOULD I BUY THEM
AS A REWARD?

HOW DO YOU KNOW
YOU'RE GONNA BE THAT SMALL?

DR. CRANE SAID SO.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
I'M FINALLY GONNA
GET RID OF MY GUT.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
NOBODY SEES YOU NAKED ANYWAY.

WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF ANNIE
WHILE I'M IN THE HOSPITAL?

I THOUGHT IT WAS OUTPATIENT.

IT IS, BUT I WON'T
BE WELL ENOUGH
TO DO ANYTHING

FOR AT LEAST 2 DAYS,

SO THAT'S HOW LONG
SHE'D STAY WITH YOU.
IS THAT OK?

WELL, IT'S JUST A LOT
WITH 2 KIDS, MOM.
CAN'T ELIZABETH DO IT?

YOU HAVE NO JOB,
AND MADDY HAS A TON
OF PLAY DATES.

OK, OK, I'LL DO IT.

JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO DO IT
WITH JOY ALL OVER ME.

I WON'T.

IT'S A LOT, THAT'S ALL.

YOU MEAN
ANNIE'S A LOT.

I...

MOM, I'LL DO IT, OK?

WHAT'S IT FOR?

THE HELL OF IT.

YOU'RE SO SWEET.

NO, I'M NOT.
I'M RE-GIFTING.

IT HAS SELF-ESTEEM
AND TRANQUILITY,
OR SOMETHING.

I'M SO HAPPY FOR IT.

NO, JERK.
YOU BURN IT,

AND IT HELPS YOU
HAVE SELF-ESTEEM
AND TRANQUILITY.

SHOULD I BE OFFENDED?

HELL, NO.
I HAVE THEM BURNING
ALL OVER MY HOUSE.

LISTEN,
I HAVE GOOD NEWS.

THEY WANT YOU BACK
ON RIOT ACT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I DIDN'T THINK
I DID THAT WELL.

WELL ENOUGH, OBVIOUSLY.
THEY WANT YOU TO MEET
WITH KEVIN.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
NOPE.

OH, MY GOD.

THIS WOULD BE
THE BEST BREAK.

I'LL NEVER GET IT.

YEAH, THEY WANT
TO SEE THE TWO
OF YOU TOGETHER.

YOU MEAN HE WANTS
TO READ WITH ME?

YEAH, BUT MOSTLY TO SEE
IF YOU GUYS ARE...

YOU KNOW,
HOT TOGETHER.

IT'S A CHEMISTRY READ.

DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I THINK HE'S GROSS.

Maddy: MOM.

WHAT?

COME READ WITH ME.

COME WATCH
HICKORY DOG.

HI.

Bill: HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

WHERE'S MADDY?

READING IN HER ROOM.
COME SIT WITH ME.

WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

HICKORY DOG.

WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX
IN SO LONG.

IT HASN'T BEEN
THAT LONG.

YES, IT HAS.

DONNA SAYS, "HOW OFTEN
DO YOU GUYS HAVE SEX?"

AND I'M TOO EMBARRASSED
TO TELL HER THE TRUTH.

WHY DOES DONNA
WANT TO KNOW HOW
OFTEN WE HAVE SEX?

WE WERE JUST TALKING.

SO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX
SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE
A GOOD ANSWER FOR DONNA?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
SUCH A PRICK?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU
WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME,

THAT YOU MISS IT?

OR ARE YOU ACCUSING ME
OF SOMETHING?

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
IT FEELS LIKE.

HOW COULD YOU?

I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.

Paul:
IS THAT HIM?

YEAH.

DO YOU THINK
HE'S SEXY?

HE'S A MOVIE STAR.
EVERYONE THINKS HE'S SEXY.

I THINK
HE'S REPELLENT.

SO DOES MY AGENT.
DON'T TICKLE.

I'M NOT.

DON'T TICKLE.

[SIGHS]

MY MEETING WITH HIM
IS ON THURSDAY.

I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR.

I'M SURE
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT YOU WEAR.

OF COURSE IT MATTERS.

I HAVE TO BE SEXY.

IT'S ALL BASED ON WHETHER
OR NOT WE HAVE CHEMISTRY.

CLOTHES HAVE NOTHING
TO DO WITH CHEMISTRY.

HE'LL EITHER THINK
YOU'RE SEXY OR HE WON'T.

OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE BEING NAIVE.

I HAVE TO PUT SOME ENERGY
INTO WHAT--

OW! YOU JUST DUG YOUR NAILS
INTO MY BACK.

I'M SORRY.
I WAS TRYING
NOT TO TICKLE.

WHY ARE YOU SO AGAINST ME?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

NO, WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT
MY AUDITION, MY CLOTHES.

I HAVE A DEADLINE.
I HAVE TO WORK.

THAT'S ALL.

I'LL CALL YOU
TOMORROW.

THE TRUTH
SHOULD BE KNOWN.

MOM, WHAT'S
A LIP AND SECTION?

IT'S A PROCEDURE THEY DO
TO MAKE YOU LOOK THINNER.

WHY?

SO I CAN LOOK BETTER,
FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.

IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.

I WANT TO
TEAR MY SKIN OFF.

WHAT?

I WANT IT TO BE
THE SAME AS YOURS.

YOUR SKIN'S GORGEOUS.

BUT I LIKE YOURS.

BUT MINE'S WRINKLED
AND OLD AND SAGGY.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE
SKIN LIKE MINE?

MOM, THEY'RE CLEAN
ALREADY!

A MAN FLIRTED
WITH ME TODAY.

IT WAS AT
THE DRY CLEANERS.

YOU SPEND TOO MUCH
ON DRY CLEANING.

YOU SHOULD HAND WASH.

IS THAT REALLY
THE POINT?

WHAT IS THE POINT?

NOBODY WANTS
MY CHAIRS.

DID YOU TRY
A LOT OF PLACES?

JUST ONE.

PART OF ME
IS KIND OF RELIEVED.

I THINK DEEP DOWN
I JUST WANT
TO KEEP THEM.

WHY DOES THAT
MAKE YOU MAD?

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT 9.

OH.

YOU NEED TO
MAKE A LIVING.

THAT'S PROBABLY
WHY YOU DON'T WANT
TO SLEEP WITH ME.

WELL, FIRST OF ALL YOU GOT
THAT BLADDER INFECTION,

THEN YOU HAD THAT
YEAST INFECTION.

OH, GOD. YOU MAKE ME
SOUND SO APPEALING.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT
YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED
TO ME ANYMORE?

I'M STILL
ATTRACTED TO YOU.

[SCOFFS]

I AM.

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

HI.
HI.

Annie: MOM'S GETTING
CUT UP RIGHT NOW?

IN SURGERY?

PRETTY SOON.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT SHE DID THE OTHER DAY?

WHAT?

SHE WAS TAKING ME TO
MY DATE WITH LORRAINE.

SHE GOT INTO THE CAR
AND TRIED TO DRIVE,

BUT SHE FORGOT
TO TURN THE CAR ON.

[LAUGHS] SHE'S A MESS.

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SHE'S TOTALLY OUT OF IT.

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IT'S A CHOICE.

SHE GOES THROUGH
LIFE IN A DAZE

SO SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TO DEAL
WITH REALITY.

AND WHAT'S REALITY?

REALITY IS WHAT IS.
IT'S LIKE THE FACTS
OF YOUR LIFE.

MOM DOESN'T LIKE
THE FACTS OF HER LIFE,
SO SHE TUNES THEM OUT.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER LIFE?

NOTHING, IF YOU CONSIDER
THAT SHE HAS ONE.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE?

NEVER MIND.

I'LL SEE YOU
IN RECOVERY.

IT'LL BE
A PIECE OF CAKE.

WHAT KIND? MOCHA?

I CAN'T BELIEVE
I JUST SAID THAT.

HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME.

HE'S PROBABLY MARRIED.

NO OFFENSE, MOM, BUT THIS
MAN WILL BE SEEING YOUR FAT.

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW--

THERE'S NO "YEAH, BUT."

IT'S NOT LIKE
HE'LL BE SEEING YOU
IN A BATHING SUIT.

HE'LL BE SEEING YOUR
YELLOW, PUS-Y, LUMPY FAT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE PROBABLY DATES
20-YEAR-OLDS.

YEAH, PROBABLY.

SO HOW ARE YOU
AND PAUL DOING?

I DON'T KNOW.
HE WON'T GIVE ME A BREAK.

HE'S WITHHOLDING.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

HE KNOWS WHAT YOU NEED,
HE JUST WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU.

HE DOESN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE
FOR MY INSECURITIES.

THAT'S SO MANIPULATIVE.
IT'S AS IF HE WANTS YOU
FEELING UNEASY.

OK.

OH, HERE WE GO.

SEE YOU LATER.

I HOPE SO.

HEY, GOOD LUCK
ON YOUR AUDITION.

IF KEVIN McCABE
DOESN'T LIKE YOU,
HE'S A FAG.

BYE, MOM.

Director: THAT
WAS OUTSTANDING.

Woman: SAMANTHA!
OH, MY GOD!

YOU DID
A FANTASTIC JOB.

WHAT A PRO, HUH?
WHAT A PRO.

THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING.

YES, THANKS
VERY MUCH,

AND WE'LL BE
IN TOUCH.

YOU'RE NOT
LEAVING TOWN
OR ANYTHING?

NO, SHE'S NOT
GOING ANYWHERE.

THANK YOU.
THANKS AGAIN.

ELIZABETH?
ARE YOU READY?

YEAH.
COME ON IN.

THANKS.

HE--HE WAS GREAT
WITH ACTORS.

EVERYONE THOUGHT
HE WAS GREAT.

IT WAS A GREAT
EXPERIENCE.

I HEARD IT WAS
A GREAT MOVIE.

GREAT.
GREAT.

DID I SAY
"GREAT" A LOT?

I GUESS I'M JUST
A LITTLE NERVOUS.

NERVOUS IS CUTE.

UM, SO, ELIZABETH,

WHAT DO YOU THINK
IS SEXY?

UM...

SUNSET WALKS AND
CANDLELIGHT DINNERS.

WHAT KIND OF SEX DO YOU HAVE
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?

YOU HEARD ME.

THAT'S PRIVATE.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

FORGIVE ME. I WAS JUST
TRYING TO GET A FEEL
FOR WHAT YOU FIND SEXY.

Woman: WHY DON'T WE TRY
READING THE SCENE?

YEAH. LET'S JUST
DO THIS. OK?

OK.
ALL RIGHT.

NOW, WHAT WE NEED
HERE IS HOT.

YOU TWO ARE ABOUT TO
RIP EACH OTHERS'
CLOTHES OFF.

OK? OK.

GOTCHA.

READY?
YEAH.

HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY'LL FIND US?

MAYBE WE'LL BE
HIDING HERE FOR
THE REST--

NO, NO, NO, NO!
HOTTER. HOTTER.

COME ON. SEDUCE HIM.

HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY'LL FIND US?

MAYBE WE'LL BE
HIDING HERE

FOR THE REST
OF OUR LIVES.

WOULD THAT BE SO BAD?

DEPENDS.

DEPENDS ON WHAT?

ON WHAT WE'LL BE...
DOING

WHILE WE'RE HIDING.

WHAT IF WE DID THIS?

DON'T BE SCARED OF ME,
ELIZABETH. REMEMBER,

I'M A STOCKBROKER FROM CHICAGO,
NOT A MOVIE STAR,

AND YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER WANTED
TO FUCK ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE.

OK. THANKS.

OK? YOU BET.

Director: OK?

LET'S TAKE IT
FROM "DEPENDS ON
WHAT WE'LL BE DOING."

DEPENDS ON
WHAT WE'LL BE DOING
WHILE WE'RE HIDING.

WHAT IF WE DID THIS?

Michelle: MADDY, COME HERE.
I WANT TO PUT SUNSCREEN ON YOU.

JESSIE, YOU, TOO.
YOU'RE GONNA BURN.

SHOULD I
PUT SOME ON?

LUCKY YOU,
YOU DON'T NEED
SUNSCREEN.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE LUCKY.

WHY DON'T I
NEED SUNSCREEN?

'CAUSE YOUR SKIN
CAN'T BURN.
IT'S ALREADY BROWN.

IT IS SO INCREDIBLE,
WHAT YOUR MOTHER
DID.

SHE MUST BE A SAINT.

LISTEN, SHE DID IT FOR HERSELF.
SHE WAS LONELY.

WELL, STILL.
IT'S SO MUCH WORK.

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE
WHO WOULD ADOPT A KID
AT THAT AGE.

SHE SAVED
THAT GIRL'S LIFE.

SHE DOES DO A LOT FOR HER.

OK.

Maddy: LOOK, MOMMY.
LOOK AT ME!

THAT'S NICE, HONEY.
THAT'S GOOD.

IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

SHE'S PLAYING.

HUH.

SHE SURE CAN HOLD HER BREATH
A LONG TIME.

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE JUST WANTS OUR ATTENTION.

ANNIE?

ANNIE.
STOP IT.

WHAT?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
YOU MADE US NERVOUS.

SORRY.

IT WAS DEFINITELY
THE HARDEST THING
I'VE EVER DONE,

BUT I FELT LIKE I REALLY
ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.

I ASKED FOR THE EPIDURAL
WHEN I WASN'T EVEN DILATED.

I DIDN'T MIND THE PAIN.
I FELT LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON
WHEN IT WAS OVER.

LIKE IF I COULD TOLERATE THAT,
I COULD JUST TOLERATE ANYTHING.
YOU MADE IT.

HI, GUYS.
HI, SWEETIE.

HI, DADDY.

I HAD NO IDEA
YOUR BRAVE WIFE DID
NATURAL CHILDBIRTH.

SHE'S PHOBIC
ABOUT MEDICATION.

THAT'S NOT WHY.

THEY SELL WRAPPING PAPER
ALREADY MADE, YOU KNOW.

THIS IS HANDMADE
WRAPPING PAPER.

LET'S GO AND VISIT MOM.

SHE'S STILL IN RECOVERY.
WE'LL GO LATER.

I WANT TO BE THERE
FIRST THING.

WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR BILL
TO GET BACK.

WHERE IS HE?

HE WENT TO HELP DONNA
GET A STEREO.

I WANT TO GO NOW.

NO. LATER.

YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME.

I AM, TOO,
WHEN MOM'S NOT HERE.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO.

OH, HI.
IS SHE OUT YET?

HI, MAMA.

IS IT OVER?

YEAH.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

NAUSEOUS.

I HURT SO MUCH.

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
DONE THIS.

HOW WE DOING, JANE?

I MIGHT THROW UP.

IT HURTS TOO MUCH.

YOU'RE GONNA FEEL BETTER SOON.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
KEEP YOUR MOM HERE
A COUPLE OF DAYS.

BECAUSE SHE'S NAUSEOUS?

SHE NEEDS I.V. FLUIDS
FOR THE DEHYDRATION

WHICH RESULTED
FROM FLUID SHIFTS THAT
OCCURRED DURING THE SURGERY.

IT'S NOT UNCOMMON.

I DID, I'M VERY HAPPY
TO TELL YOU, REMOVE
10 POUNDS OF FAT.

I THINK YOU'LL BE
VERY PLEASED.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I THOUGHT
IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE OUTPATIENT.

SUPPOSEDLY IT'S NOT
THAT BIG A DEAL.

LOTS OF PATIENTS
HAVE TO STAY OVER.

IT SUCKS, THOUGH. MOM SAID
THE NURSES DON'T WANT TO
PAY ATTENTION TO HER

BECAUSE SHE ONLY HAD
COSMETIC SURGERY.

HER DOCTOR'S
GORGEOUS.

MOM'S LYING THERE,
AND YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HER DOCTOR?

IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T
DO 2 THINGS AT ONCE.

STILL.

THERE'S NO
"STILL."

THANK YOU.

THIS FOOD
LOOKS DISGUSTING.

I THINK
IT LOOKS GOOD.

THAT'S SO WEIRD.
HE SHOULD BE HOME
BY NOW.

NO. YEAH.

WELL, DON'T WORRY.
I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S FINE.

HE PROBABLY JUST WENT
TO DO SOME ERRANDS.

I'M SURE
HE'LL BE HOME SOON.

THAT'S AWFUL
ABOUT YOUR MOM.

OK. TAKE CARE.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER MOM?

I DON'T KNOW.

COME ON, YOU GUYS.
LET'S GO.

BUT I WANT TO STAY
WITH MOMMY.

YOU CAN'T, ANNIE.
WE'LL COME BY
TOMORROW.

THEN I WANT
TO GO HOME.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT,
EITHER. WE'RE GOING
OVER TO MY HOUSE.

I WANT TO SLEEP
IN MY OWN ROOM.

I'LL SLEEP THERE WITH YOU
IF YOU WANT.

YOU WILL?
SURE.

CAN WE GET
ICE CREAM?

YOU JUST ATE
AN ENORMOUS LUNCH.

BUT I'M STILL
HUNGRY.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
UNDERSTAND THIS NOW,
ANNIE,

BUT BEING
A FAT TEENAGER WOULD
NOT BE A FUN THING.

GOD,
LEAVE HER ALONE.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE MOM.
NOBODY WANTS TO
TAKE CONTROL.

Annie: WERE YOU
A FAT TEENAGER?

ARE YOU KIDDING?
SHE WAS THE HOMECOMING QUEEN.

WHAT'S THAT?

DON'T LISTEN
TO WHAT SHE'S SAYING.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

I DO, TOO.
YOU SHOULD SEE
WHAT THIS KID EATS.

WHAT ARE YOU
STARING AT?

I DON'T KNOW, SHE JUST--
SHE SEEMS SO INDIFFERENT
SOMETIMES.

I THINK IF JESSIE AND MADDY
WEREN'T SO CLOSE, I WOULDN'T
HANG OUT WITH HER AS MUCH.

SHE BUY
AN EXPENSIVE STEREO?

MID-RANGE.

HMM.

WHERE'D YOU GO AFTER YOU
DROPPED HER OFF?

I HAD TO
WASH THE CAR.

I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT MOM.

I'M SURE
SHE'LL BE FINE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

I DON'T.

I GUESS IT'S JUST
WHAT YOU SAY.

WOW.

[CRUNCH]

OOPS.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING
STICK A KNIFE IN MY BACK?

IT WAS
AN ACCIDENT.

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME.

IT WAS ON
THE FLOOR.

I WAS WORKING ON IT!

I'M SORRY. I AM.

I'M DISTRACTED.
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY
AT WORK.

I--I'M--
I'M REALLY SORRY.

WHY? WHAT HAPPENED
AT WORK?

ARTURO BASICALLY
STOLE MY COMMISSION AGAIN.

YOU SHOULD JUST TELL
THAT GUY TO FUCK OFF.

I CAN'T.

WHY NOT? HE TAKES
ADVANTAGE OF YOU
EVERY DAY.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT DON'T I UNDERSTAND?

YOU'RE AFRAID TO
STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.

SOMETIMES THAT'S NOT
THE PRIORITY.

WHAT COULD BE MORE
IMPORTANT THAN THAT?

KEEPING MY JOB.

COME ON.
YOU'RE THE MANAGER.

RIGHT, AND ARTURO
IS THE BOSS' NEPHEW.

STILL.

[SCOFFS]

WHAT?

YOU CAN'T JUST RUN AROUND
TELLING PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF.

OH, YEAH?

FUCK OFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE

TELLING ME
HOW TO ACT AT WORK

WHEN YOU HAVEN'T HAD A JOB
SINCE I MET YOU.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTRIBUTE
ONCE MADDY WENT TO SCHOOL.

I'M TRYING TO
SELL MY ART, BILL.

FUCK YOUR ART.

YOU STEPPED ON THIS
ON PURPOSE.

HI.
HI.

YOU CAN'T SLEEP
ON THAT PILLOW.

WHY NOT?
SHE'S GOT 5,000.

THAT'S THE ONE
YOU CAN SLEEP ON.

I DON'T THINK
MICHELLE LIKES ME.

OH, HONEY.

MICHELLE
JUST DOESN'T
LIKE HERSELF.

Elizabeth: DID YOU
HAVE BREAKFAST YET?

NO.

WHEN WERE THEY
SUPPOSED TO COME?

I SAW THEM WALKING BY
WITH TRAYS AN HOUR AGO.

UGH.

EXCUSE ME! HEY!

YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU
SOMETHING FROM
THE CAFETERIA?

NO, NO. I'LL WAIT.

YOU GUYS SHOULD GO.
IT'S A NICE DAY.

I WAS GONNA TAKE ANNIE
TO LORRAINE'S,

BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD CANCEL
AND STAY WITH YOU.

YEAH, MAYBE
WE SHOULD
STAY WITH YOU.

NO WAY.
GO HAVE YOUR DATE.

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
AT A STORE, BUT I COULD
GO ANOTHER DAY.

GET OUT OF HERE,
YOU GUYS. I GET
TO WATCH TRASH TV.

ALL RIGHT.

OW!

SORRY.

BYE.

JUST THINK--
10 POUNDS OF FAT!

HEY, SO DID YOU GET THAT JOB?

I DON'T KNOW. MY AGENT
HASN'T CALLED ME BACK.

BYE.

Michelle: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY--
WHEN I WAS A KID

YOU GUYS SOLD
SOME OF MY ARTWORK HERE.

OH.

I DIDN'T
WORK HERE THEN.

I KNOW.

I'M JUST SAYING...

ANYWAY, UH, THIS ONE HERE
HAS LITTLE DUCKS ON IT.

OH, LOOK AT
THE LITTLE DUCKS.

THIS ONE--

YEAH, WHAT IS
THAT ONE?

IT LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE, UH,

IT LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE TURD.

IT'S NOT A TURD.
IT'S A ROSE.

AH, SO. GOOD.
MM-HMM.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU
THIS,

BUT NOBODY IS GOING
TO BUY HANDMADE
WRAPPING PAPER.

IT'S JUST...
TOO EXPENSIVE.

WELL, IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO
DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT MONEY.

YEAH, BUT THAT'S ABSURD,
ISN'T IT?

LISTEN, MISTER,
THIS SHIT IS PRETTY.

OK, THEN I SUGGEST
YOU TRY SOMEPLACE ELSE.

OK? THANK YOU.

OK, FINE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
IT'S YOUR LOSS.

YEAH. GET OUT OF
MY STORE, THEN.

ASSHOLE!
FREAK!

THAT LITTLE BITCH,
HUH? DID YOU SEE THAT?

[RINGS BELL]

HI. I'D LIKE
TO APPLY FOR THE JOB.

NO WAY.

WHY NOT?

YOU LOOK LIKE MY MOM.

IF I HAVEN'T DEVELOPED
PICTURES BEFORE,

WILL SOMEBODY TRAIN ME?

I WILL.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU JUST SAID I LOOK
LIKE YOUR MOM.

MY MOM'S CUTE.

CAN I HAVE THIS JOB,
OR NOT?

WHO DO I HAVE TO TALK TO?

MY DAD OWNS THIS PLACE.

AREN'T YOU GONNA GIVE ME
A SMILE OR SOMETHING?

IF I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE JOB...

YOU'RE HIRED.
THANKS.

ARE YOU SURE YOUR MOM
SAID IT WAS OK
TO DO THIS?

YEAH.

WELL, MY MOM
DIDN'T LET ME GET
MY HAIR STRAIGHTENED

UNTIL I WAS 15.

DO YOU KNOW
YOUR REAL MOM, ANNIE?

YOU MEAN MY BIRTH MOM?

YEAH.

SHE COULDN'T TAKE CARE
OF ME BECAUSE SHE WAS
A CRACKHEAD.

MAN. THAT'S A LOT
TO GROW UP WITH.

WELL, MY OLDER SISTERS
HAVE IT HARD, TOO.

THEY DON'T KNOW
THEIR DAD ANYMORE,

AND HE'S
NOT EVEN A DRUG ADDICT.

AND ELIZABETH,
SHE'S AN ACTRESS,
BUT CAN'T GET GOOD PARTS

'CAUSE SHE NEEDS
BETTER MUSCLES.

AND MY OTHER SISTER
HAS IT HARD, TOO,

BECAUSE HER HUSBAND
WANTS HER TO GET
A BETTER JOB

AND STOP MAKING HOBBIES.

GUESS WHAT, ANNIE?

YOU'VE GOT IT HARDER.

WHY? BECAUSE I'M FAT?

BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK.

MY MOM'S RICH.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE.

DO YOU KNOW THE ONE
ABOUT THE KID

THAT HAD A BLACK MOTHER
AND A JEWISH FATHER?

ARE YOU SURE YOU
SHOULD BE GOING AROUND

TELLING JEWISH JOKES?

WHY NOT?

I DON'T KNOW.
'CAUSE PEOPLE MIGHT GET MAD.

I'M JEWISH.

YOU ARE?

I THINK SO.

OH. WELL, GO AHEAD.

SO THE KID GOES UP
TO HIS MOM AND SAYS,

"AM I BLACK,
OR AM I JEWISH?"

AND THE MOM SAYS,
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?"

AND THE KID SAYS,

"WELL, THERE'S THIS BIKE
THAT I WANT,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
TO BARGAIN THEM DOWN
OR STEAL IT."

DON'T YOU HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

I'LL BE BACK.

THIS HAS TO STAY ON
FOR 20 MINUTES.

OK, WHATEVER YOU SAY.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU WERE COMING IN?

I HAVE A LUNCH
IN 10 MINUTES.

I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT'S IT FOR?

I'M RE-GIFTING.

JUST KIDDING.

THIS IS SO COOL.

MY SISTER MAKES THEM.

SHE WANTS TO SELL THEM,
SO I'M TRYING TO HELP HER.

PLUS, YOU'RE ALWAYS
BUYING ME THINGS, SO...

I LOVE IT. THANK YOU.

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
JUST POP IN,

BUT I HADN'T
HEARD FROM YOU.

IT'S NOT GOING ANY FARTHER.

WHAT DID THEY SAY?

THEY SAID YOU WERE GREAT...

BUT NOT QUITE RIGHT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

THEY TOLD ME
I BLEW THEM AWAY.

I'M SURE THEY WERE
VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOU.

THEY JUST
WANT TO KEEP LOOKING.

I'M SHOCKED.

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

SHOULD I?

I JUST SAID NOT TO.

WELL, I WASN'T GOING TO
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.

WHAT DID THEY SAY
ABOUT ME?

I WANT TO KNOW.

THEY SAID...YOU WERE GREAT.

COME ON.

THEY SAID
YOU WEREN'T QUITE RIGHT.

MORE?

THEY SAID
YOU WEREN'T SEXY.

THEY SAID
I WASN'T SEXY?

KEVIN McCABE IS A WEASEL.

WHO WAS IT THAT ACTUALLY
SAID I WASN'T SEXY?

DID THEY USE THOSE WORDS?

WAS IT THE DIRECTOR,
OR...

ELIZABETH,
WHO THE HELL KNOWS?

WHO CARES?

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

I JUST CAN'T.

BE POSITIVE.
YOU'RE IN A MOVIE
THAT'S JUST ABOUT TO OPEN.

I PLAY THE NEIGHBOR.
I HAVE 2 SCENES.

YOU'RE IN THE POSTER.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE
WOULD KILL FOR THAT?

Paul:
I THINK YOU'RE SEXY.

CAN YOU GIVE ME A JOB?

I CAN HAVE SEX
WITH YOU.

DON'T JOKE.
THIS IS HIDEOUS.

THE PROFESSION
IS HIDEOUS.

DIDN'T HE USED TO GO OUT
WITH ROSIE CAMPBELL?

SHE'S NOT PRETTY.

WHAT?

I HAVE TO WORK.

YOU DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF SYMPATHY
FOR ME, DO YOU?

SO, SINCE I CHOSE
THIS PROFESSION,

I SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD
WHEN I GET REJECTED.

THIS IS SO BORING.

BORING?

ELIZABETH,
IT'S NOT PERSONAL.

MAYBE...

YOU SHOULD DATE
AN ACTOR OR SOMETHING,

SOMEONE WHO GOES THROUGH
THE SAME THINGS AS YOU.

YOU DON'T WANT TO
SEE ME ANYMORE.

I DON'T THINK
I CAN GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.

AND WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU THINK I WANT?

YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND,

SOMEONE YOU CAN TALK
ABOUT YOUR UPPER ARMS WITH.

THAT'S SO MEAN.

WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HAIR?

DO YOU LIKE IT?

IT'S CUTE,
ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

DID YOU DO THIS?

HER MOTHER
SAID IT WAS OK.

THERE'S NO WAY
SHE SAID IT WAS OK.
SHE'S 8.

DON'T LOOK AT ME.

WELL, WHO AM I
SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT?

YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF HER.

LOOK, SHE SAID IT WAS OK.
I TRUSTED HER.

PULL IT IN...

AND THEN OUT.

AND THEN PRESS IN.

HEY, SPLOOGE.

SPLOOGE?

THE PICTURES READY YET?

YOU PROBABLY SPLOOGED
ALL OVER THEM,
DIDN'T YOU?

YOU LIKE THE ONE
OF JENNIFER TOPLESS,
DON'T YOU?

YEAH. WAS THAT BEFORE
OR AFTER HER BOOB JOB?

OH, REAL PERCEPTIVE
FOR COCK BOY.

FUCK YOU.

OH! ONE-HOUR PHOTO BOY
SAID, "FUCK YOU."

WELL, SOME OF US
HAVE TO WORK, DICKWAD.

WORKING?

DOES THAT
INCLUDE SPLOOGING

ALL OVER PICTURES
OF MY GIRLFRIEND?

I DIDN'T LOOK AT THEM.
I DIDN'T SPLOOGE ON THEM.

I HATE YOU.

YEAH, SURE.

HEY, ASSHOLES,
YOU FORGOT TO PAY ME.

IDIOTS.

I REALLY WORRY
ABOUT ANNIE IF I DIED.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A FLAT STOMACH.

NO, BUT ONE DAY,

IF I DIE
BEFORE I'M REALLY OLD.

I GOT 2 DAUGHTERS,
BUT I DON'T KNOW.

ONE OF THEM'S
REALLY FUCKED UP,

AND THE OTHER ONE
ISN'T MARRIED.

I THINK ABOUT THE THINGS
ANNIE'LL HAVE TO FACE
IN HER LIFE,

AND I JUST WANT TO CRY.

SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.

SHE'S NOT LUCKY.
SHE'S ENTITLED.

EVERY CHILD'S
ENTITLED TO A MOTHER.

THIS IS COMING ALONG FINE.

I'M GONNA SEND THE NURSE IN
TO CHANGE THE DRESSING.

THANKS.

JANE, YOU'RE GONNA
BE FINE,

AND YOU'RE
GONNA LOOK GREAT.

HELLO?

HE JUST FLIRTED WITH ME.

YOU'RE DELUDED.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

I THINK
HE MIGHT LIKE ME.

WHAT ARE YOU, 14?

WELL, WHY COULDN'T HE
BE INTERESTED IN ME?

THE GUY IS
YOUR LIPOSUCTION DOCTOR.

LEAVE IT AT THAT.

DON'T BE SO NEGATIVE.

GOD, THIS
IS DEPRESSING ME.

[DOOR OPENS]

I GOTTA GO. BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN IT'S 9:00,
AND YOU DIDN'T CALL.

I TOLD YOU, I WENT
TO THE MOVIES WITH JAY.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
ANYTHING.

YOU FORGOT.

YOU FORGOT.

I GOT A JOB.

IT PAYS $8.00 AN HOUR.

WHAT IS IT?

I WORK
AT A ONE-HOUR PHOTO.

WHAT, THERE WERE
NO TOLLBOOTHS IN THE AREA?

HEY, I TOOK A JOB.
HAPPY?

SO, DID YOU TAKE IT
SO YOU COULD TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT?

I TOOK THE JOB 'CAUSE
YOU WANTED ME TO WORK.

NOW I'M WORKING.

GOOD FOR YOU.

GOOD FOR YOU.

OH!

UH!

OH! JEEZ!

NURSE!

NURSE! I KNOW
IT'S ONLY LIPO,

BUT WOULD SOMEBODY
PLEASE COME AND HELP ME?!

10,000 FUCKIN' DOLLARS,

AND I'M LAYING HERE
ON THE FUCKIN' FLOOR.

SOME NURSE CAME BY
AFTER ABOUT 15 MINUTES,

AND SHE WAS RUDE.

THAT INFURIATES ME.
I WISH YOU'D CALLED ME.

I COULDN'T MOVE.

DOES YOUR DOCTOR
KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING?

IT SEEMS LIKE IT.

HE SAYS I CAN GO HOME
IN A COUPLE OF MORE DAYS.

OH! I'D GIVE ANYTHING
TO TAKE A SHIT.

IS YOUR INSURANCE
PAYING FOR THIS?

NO.

I'M GOING BROKE.

LISTEN...

YOU WILL TAKE CARE
OF ANNIE WHEN I DIE,
RIGHT?

MOM, YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.

WELL, I SURE HOPE
NOTHING HAPPENS TO YOU

BECAUSE MICHELLE'S
NOT REALLY AN OPTION.

I'LL SAY.

WHAT ABOUT PAUL?

HOW WOULD HE FEEL
ABOUT IT?

WHY ARE YOU SMOKING?

PAUL AND I BROKE UP.

WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?

WHY DO YOU ASSUME
IT'S HIS PROBLEM?

MAYBE IT'S MY PROBLEM.

YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEMS.

YOU THINK I'M PERFECT?

I THINK YOU'RE
LOVELY AND AMAZING.

I'M NARCISSISTIC.

YOU ARE NOT!

IT MAKES PAUL SICK.

THIS IS
WHAT HE DOES TO YOU,

MAKES YOU FEEL BAD
ABOUT YOURSELF.

I FELT BAD ABOUT MYSELF
LONG BEFORE I MET HIM.

YEAH, WELL,
IF HE LOVED YOU,

HE'D MAKE YOU REALIZE
HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE.

FORGET IT, MOM.

I SAW AN OLD MAN

WITH A TUBE
COMING OUT OF HIS THROAT.

I CAN BARELY
LOOK AT YOU.

MOM, IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.

IT IS NOT
AN IMPROVEMENT.

I LOVED YOUR HAIR.

WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?

SOON.

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO COME HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

OH, ELIZABETH,
TAKE ANNIE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

DO SOMETHING FUN.

OK. COME ON, ANNIE.

LET'S GO.

BYE, MOM.

AND BUY HER A HAT.

HOW MANY CAME OUT?

UM...ALL 36.

COOL, THANKS.

JESUS.

YOU'D THINK THEY'D SEND
THESE TO A BETTER LAB.

SO, UM, WHAT DOES
YOUR HUSBAND DO?

HE'S A PERSONAL SOUND
ENGINEER.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

HE INSTALLS STEREOS.

YOU KNOW,
FOR RICH PEOPLE.

YOU'RE KIDDING.
I NEED A NEW CD PLAYER.

COULD HE GET ME A DEAL?

WHY SHOULD HE
GET YOU A DEAL?

'CAUSE I'M HIS WIFE'S BOSS.

GOOD POINT.

YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS
THAT CAME IN HERE
THE OTHER DAY,

THEY WERE...
THEY PAID ME BACK.

IT'S COOL.

OH, I'M SHOCKED.

YEAH, THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.

THEY WERE JUST
SHOWING OFF IN FRONT OF YOU.

AH...HMM.

YOU HAVE
A LOT OF FRIENDS?

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH. YOU COULD SAY...

YOU KNOW,
KIND OF A CULT THING.

OH, YEAH. I SEE.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS?

NO, ACTUALLY. I THINK PEOPLE
ARE TOO SELF-INVOLVED.

DON'T THEY KNOW
HOW CUTE YOU ARE?

I THINK I'M TOO OLD
TO BE CUTE.

NO WAY. YOU'RE...

PRETTY CUTE.

THIS GIRL HAS IT HARDER
THAN THIS GIRL.

WHY?

LOOK AT HER HAIR.

SHE CAN'T GET A JOB
WITH IT LIKE THIS.

OF COURSE SHE CAN.
SHE HAS AN AFRO, THAT'S ALL.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN.

NO, SHE DOESN'T.
SHE LOOKS FINE.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
A SURVEY?

OH, HI.

HI.

WE GOTTA GO.
COME ON, ANNIE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

HOLD ON.
NOT SO FAST.

WHAT?

WHAT? HEY,
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

THE DIRECTOR
HAD FINAL SAY.

HE DID?

YEAH. I LOVED YOU.

COULDN'T YOU TELL?

I GOT A BONER,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

WELL, IT'S A STYLE.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

ANNIE.

HI, ANNIE. I'M KEVIN.
I LIKE YOUR HAIR.

SHE'S MY LITTLE SISTER.

YOU KNOW, THAT IS
A GREAT ORGANIZATION.

GOOD FOR YOU.

LISTEN, UH,
THE PART IN THE MOVIE?

YOU SHOULDN'T
STRESS OUT SO MUCH
ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT.

I KNOW.

YOU WANT TO GET
A DRINK OR SOMETHING?

HOW ABOUT DINNER?

I CAN'T.

YOU COULD TAKE ME
TO LORRAINE'S.

PLEASE? A WAY
OF SAYING I'M SORRY
YOU DIDN'T GET THE PART.

WHO DID?

ROSIE CAMPBELL.

IT WASN'T MY DECISION.

Bartender:
I NEED TO SEE SOME I.D.

OH, HE'S 22.
I'LL VOUCH FOR HIM.

WHEN WERE YOU BORN?

UH, 1947.

ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I'LL HAVE
A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.

I'LL HAVE
A GLASS OF MERLOT, PLEASE.

MY FIRST WIFE HAD NO IDEA
HOW TO HANDLE IT.

SHE COULDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHEN I HAD TO GO AWAY
ON LOCATION.

SHE HATED
MY WHOLE PROFESSION.

THAT'S HOW PAUL SEEMED.

I'M AN ACTRESS, AND HE THOUGHT
IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME FOR ME

TO CARE ABOUT HOW I LOOK.

I WISH.

THEY DON'T GET IT.

HE ACTED
AS IF I HAVE A CHOICE.

THERE IS NO CHOICE.

ARE YOU
ONE OF THOSE ACTRESSES
WHO DON'T EAT?

I NEVER EAT, EVER.

IN FACT, I'M DEAD.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST,
I LIKE TO MAKE THINGS.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, UM...
AND PAINT THINGS.

LIKE, UH...

I PAINT, TOO.

YOU DO?

WOW.

NO, BUT
YOU WERE SAYING...

JUST SMALL THINGS
LIKE LITTLE PLATES

AND BUD VASES
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

THE WRAPPING PAPER
WAS JUST A NEW IDEA

THAT I'M NOT GONNA PURSUE.

NOT EXACTLY
A "CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT" ITEM.

I DRAW.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH. AND I WANT TO DO
CD COVERS ONE DAY,

BUT I DON'T THINK
I'M THAT GOOD.

OH.

I LOVE ANIMALS.

I HAVE A SORT OF
PERSONAL ANIMAL SHELTER.

REALLY?
YOU KIDDING ME?

BECAUSE I HAVE THIS CAT,
AND IT JUST SHITS
ON EVERYTHING.

I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE IT
TO THE POUND.

I ONLY HAVE DOGS.

WELL, COULDN'T YOU
TAKE A CAT?

SHE'S GREAT.
YOU'LL LOVE HER.
SHE'S ADORABLE.

YOU JUST SAID
SHE SHITS ON EVERYTHING.

WELL,
THAT'S AT MY HOUSE.

MAYBE HE WOULDN'T
DO THAT AT YOUR HOUSE.

SHE'S PROBABLY DOING IT
'CAUSE SHE'S ANGRY.

WHO CARES? WHAT,
AM I SUPPOSED TO CARE
ABOUT MY CAT'S FEELINGS?

I...DO CARE. I DO.

I WAS KIDDING.
I LOVE HIM.

FEEL LIKE I'M DOING
A VERY BAD THING.

I'VE HAD A DRINK BEFORE.

I MEAN, WHEN YOU HAVE
AS MANY ZITS AS I DO,

YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO GET HAMMERED
ONCE IN A WHILE.

YOU DON'T HAVE
THAT MANY ZITS.

I BET YOU HAD NO ZITS
WHEN YOU WERE
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
I HAD AN EXCELLENT COMPLEXION.

I BET YOU WERE POPULAR.

I WAS THE HOMECOMING QUEEN.

FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

NO.

COOL. I'M OUT WITH
THE HOMECOMING QUEEN.

WHERE DO YOU
GET YOUR DOGS?

SOMETIMES I'LL FIND ONE
THAT SOMEONE'S ABANDONED,

OR THE POUND WILL CALL ME
IF THEY HAVE ONE
THAT NEEDS A HOME.

THAT KIND OF THING.

YOU MUST HAVE
A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT
OF PET HAIR

ON YOUR FURNITURE.

PROMISE ME,
NEVER GET A BOOB JOB.

IS THAT ADVICE?

A COMPLIMENT?

JUST PROMISE ME.

WHY WOULD YOU CARE?

BECAUSE
YOU'RE AN ORIGINAL.

AN ORIGINAL
WHAT--ASSHOLE?

AN ORIGINAL BEAUTY.

I AM NOT.

YOU ARE.

HEY, I COULD BE
YOUR VERY OWN PERSONAL
LINT ROLLER.

OW.

OW!

OW. OW.

WHAT?

OH.

THIS IS GORGEOUS.

THANKS.

I'D BUY THIS FROM YOU
IN A SECOND.

REALLY?

YEAH.

[LIFEGUARD
BLOWS WHISTLE]

I'M GONNA TAKE THAT CLASS

EVEN THOUGH I HEAR
THE TEACHERS ARE REALLY BORING.

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
TOO MANY CREDITS.

I COULD NEVER KEEP UP
WITH SO MANY CLASSES.

I DON'T KNOW.
I'M USED TO IT.

ANNIE?

ANNIE!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT GAME!

I WAS FLOATING.

DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

NO.

YOU HEARD ME
PERFECTLY WELL.
YOU WERE LAUGHING.

IT WAS FUNNY.

IT WAS NOT FUNNY.

COME ON.
OUT OF THE POOL.

NO MORE SWIMMING.

OUT.

OUT!

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

DON'T LOOK AWAY!
YOU'RE THE FAT GIRL!

YOU'RE THE FAT GIRL.

COME ON. YOU CAN'T
ACT LIKE THAT!

ARE YOU GUILTY
ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND?

NO. WE BROKE UP.

WHEN?

2 DAYS AGO.

OH, A LONG MOURNING PERIOD,
I SEE.

YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DITCH HIM

JUST SO YOU COULD
SLEEP WITH ME.

PROBABLY WOULDN'T
HAVE MINDED.

HOW'S THAT?

I'M A MOVIE STAR.
DIFFERENT RULES.

GO ON.

YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS
WILL FORGIVE YOU

FOR CHEATING
WITH SOMEBODY FAMOUS.

AND WHEN 2 FAMOUS PEOPLE
CHEAT WITH EACH OTHER,

THEY CANCEL
EACH OTHER OUT.

MM-HMM. I SEE.

GOD, YOU LOOK GOOD.

DO I?

DO YOU...

THINK THAT
I'M A SEXY PERSON?

NO, I THINK YOU'RE A COW.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

I'VE BEEN SEEING
THIS TRAINER,

AND I THINK
HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS SHIT.

LOOK AT MY STOMACH.

I TOLD HIM
I WANTED NARROW AND HARD,

AND INSTEAD I'M GETTING
WIDE AND PUMPED.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NO, IT'S FINE.

IF I ASKED YOU
TO DO SOMETHING WEIRD,

WOULD YOU MAYBE DO IT?

OH, ABSOLUTELY.

I'M GONNA STAND THERE.

AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG
WITH ME.

YOU CAN ALSO SAY
WHAT'S GOOD WITH ME.

BUT I HARDLY KNOW YOU.

I MEAN ABOUT MY LOOKS.

MY BODY AND MY FACE.

WHOA. NO WAY, GIRLIE.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

NO. UH-UH.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU'D BE DOING ME
A FAVOR. PLEASE?

NO.

I WON'T BE MAD AT YOU.

NO, NOT A CHANCE.

I WANT TO HEAR
YOUR OPINION.

I WON'T GET UPSET.

THIS IS
SOME KIND OF TRICK.

WHY DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO THIS?

I JUST DO.

GOOD AND BAD?

YOUR OPINION.

YEAH, WELL...HMM.

YOU GOT NICE HIPS.

NICE FLAT STOMACH.

SEXY BELLY BUTTON.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY
ON THE SKINNY SIDE,

KINDA BONY.

OK, THE BUSH IS BIG.

[LAUGHING]
BIG BUSH.

COULD USE
A LITTLE TRIM.

YOU COULD...

YOU COULD TRIM
THE TRIM.

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

OK.

I LIKE YOUR BREASTS.

ONE'S A LITTLE BIGGER
THAN THE OTHER,

BUT THEY'RE REALLY PRETTY.

PERFECT FROM THE FRONT.

TURN TO THE SIDE.

THEY'RE A LITTLE DROOPY
FROM THE SIDE.

NICE NIPPLES, THOUGH.

GOOD COLOR.

YOU'RE BOWLEGGED.

IN FACT, IT SEEMS
LIKE YOUR KNEES

ARE SOMEHOW THICKER
THAN, UH...

TURN AROUND.

IN A PERFECT WORLD,
YOUR ASS WOULD BE ROUNDER,

BUT OVERALL,
YOUR BODY, GOOD PROPORTION.

GOT SMOOTH SKIN,
THOUGH KINDA PALE.

YOU COULD PROBABLY
USE A LITTLE SUN.

YOU HAVE
A REALLY SWEET SMILE.

VERY CHARMING.

YOUR TEETH ARE YELLOW,
THOUGH.

I SHOULD GIVE YOU
THE NUMBER OF MY DENTIST.

UM, YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES,

ALTHOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE
ONE OF 'EM'S BIGGER
THAN THE OTHER OR SOMETHING.

YOUR HAIR IS FLAT AND THIN.

OTHER THAN THAT,
YOU GOT A REAL NICE NECK.

IT'S LONG, SMOOTH,
HAPPENS TO SMELL GOOD, TOO.

WHAT ABOUT MY ARMS.

YOUR ARMS?

YES, MY ARMS.

I DON'T KNOW.
THEY SEEM FINE.

OH...YEAH.

YEAH, THEY'RE A LITTLE LOOSE
RIGHT UP AT THE TOP THERE.

THEY COULD BE
A LITTLE MORE TONED.

KINDA FLABBY.

IS THAT IT?

YOU WANT MORE?

IS THERE MORE?

NO, I THINK
THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT IT.

OK.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE NOT UPSET?

NO.

YOU SURE?

I'M POSITIVE.

CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO EAT?

NO, THANKS.

TEA?

NO. I'VE GOT TO PICK UP
MY LITTLE SISTER.

IS THIS SOME SORT
OF SICK FETISH THING?

NO.

NO.

I LIKE YOUR DRESS, TOO.

THANKS.

BYE-BYE.

YOU SURE
YOU'RE NOT MAD?

I'M NOT MAD.

WELL, GOOD.

'CAUSE THAT WAS
SORT OF REFRESHING.

SHE PRETENDED SHE WAS
DEAD IN THE POOL,

WHICH SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF ME

AND EVERYBODY ELSE,

THEN SHE TEASED
SOME POOR GIRL.

HONESTLY, I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO HANDLE IT.

SHE HAS
NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

I'M SORRY.

I KNOW SHE'S
GOING THROUGH A LOT.

HER MOM'S IN THE HOSPITAL
AND EVERYTHING.

SO, SHALL I BRING HER BY
ON FRIDAY?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE
THIS KIND OF THING ON.

"THIS KIND OF THING"?

IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE DOESN'T HAVE

ANY REAL SISTERS
OR ANYTHING.

WHEN I SIGNED UP
TO BE A BIG SISTER,

I THOUGHT I WAS
GONNA GET SOMEBODY POOR
FROM A BAD FAMILY.

THIS IS JUST SO WEIRD.

WHY IS IT WEIRD?

SHE NEEDS
TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S BLACK.

WELL,
THIS BLACK SOMEBODY

DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT
ANYMORE.

DID YOU HAVE DINNER
WITH THAT GROSS GUY?

YEAH.

YOU'RE WEARING
A REAL BALDESSARO?

YEAH. WHO THE HELL
IS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK HE'S GOOD.

THEY'RE GIVING IT
TO YOU?

NO. LENDING IT TO ME
JUST FOR THE PREMIERE.

OH. WHO ARE YOU TAKING?

I THOUGHT
I'D TAKE ANNIE.

OH, CAN I COME?
I DON'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY.

OK. YOU'LL HAVE TO
MEET US THERE, THOUGH.

I CAN DO THAT.

GOOD.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU DEVELOP PICTURES?

YEAH, IT'S FUN.

YOU WENT TO COLLEGE.

I MEAN,
HOW MUCH CAN YOU MAKE?

8 BUCKS AN HOUR.

AND YOUR BOSS IS 17?

SO?

HE'S PROBABLY GOT
A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.

HOW ARE YOU AND BILL?

OH, I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE EVER MARRIED ME.

YOU WERE PREGNANT.

WHERE'S MOM?

SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
HOW COULD SHE BE WORSE?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IS SHE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

YOUR MOTHER'S BLOOD CULTURES
CAME BACK POSITIVE,

INDICATING THAT
SHE'S BACTEREMIC.

SHE'S IN A COMA!

YEAH!

SHE'S MOST DEFINITELY
NOT IN A COMA.

THE INFECTION
IS CAUSING CONFUSION

AND DELIRIUM.
THAT'S ALL.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
SHE HAD LIPOSUCTION.

WHENEVER YOU DO SURGERY,
THERE IS A RISK.

WE'RE GIVING HER
VERY STRONG ANTIBIOTICS

FOR AN INFECTION. HMM?

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

I'M SORRY.

WELL, YOU BETTER BE.

ELIZABETH, STOP.

STOP WHAT?

IT'S PROBABLY
BECAUSE THE NURSES

DIDN'T PAY
ANY ATTENTION TO HER.

ELIZABETH, YOUR MOTHER
IS GOING TO RECOVER.

TOWARD THAT END,
THE LESS NOISE

AND THE LESS STRESS,
THE BETTER.

EXCUSE ME.

ASSHOLE.

Bill: IT'S NOT
YOUR FAULT, BABE.

[CRYING] I DID TELL HER
HER STOMACH WAS FLABBY.

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER
TO HAVE AN OPERATION.

EVERYBODY HAS
THESE OPERATIONS.

NO, THEY DON'T.

YES, THEY DO.

AND THAT MEANS
THEY SHOULD?

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
IF THEY SHOULD.

I JUST KNOW MY MOTHER
IS REALLY SICK,

AND YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE YOU DON'T CARE.

YOU CARE, DADDY.

UH, OF COURSE
I CARE,

BUT THE DOCTOR SAID
SHE'D BE FINE.

WOW.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I DON'T KNOW.

MOMMY?

I'LL--I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, HONEY.

IT LOOKS AMAZING.

IT'S
VERY FLATTERING.

ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS LOOKS DISGUSTING.

DID HE LEAVE ME
ANYTHING ELSE?

NO, JUST THIS.

HE PICKED IT OUT
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.

ARE YOU SURE
YOU WOULDN'T LIKE

TO TRY IT WITH THIS?
IT--

NO.

HI. UH, IS JORDAN HOME?

OH, UH, YEAH.

HE JUST GOT HOME
FROM SCHOOL.

CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?

UH, NO, I'M JUST--
I'M A FRIEND OF HIS.

OH.

UH, COME ON IN.

OK. THANKS.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

UH, JORDAN?

THERE'S SOMEONE
HERE TO SEE YOU.

I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

UH, MICHELLE.

MICHELLE.

ALL RIGHT, MOM.
BYE.

BYE.

THIS IS SO
INCREDIBLY HUMILIATING.

WHY?

[TURNS MUSIC OFF]

LOOK AT MY ROOM.

I KNOW HOW OLD
YOU ARE. HEH.

IS IT OK
THAT I CAME HERE?

ARE YOU DEPRESSED?
IS IT ME?

NO. MY MOM'S
REALLY SICK.

WHOA,
IS SHE OLD, OR--

NO, SHE HAD A COSMETIC
SURGERY OPERATION,

AND HER FLUIDS SHIFTED,
AND...I DON'T KNOW.

SHE'S GOT
SOME INFECTION.

IN HER NOSE?

NO, IT WASN'T
A NOSE JOB.

IT WAS HER STOMACH.

MY DAD IS DEAD.

HE IS?

I THOUGHT HE OWNED
THE ONE-HOUR PHOTO.

OH, NO.
THAT'S MY STEPDAD.

MY REAL DAD DIED
WHEN I WAS 10.

10?

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

YEAH, I MISS HIM A LOT.
MY MOM AND I DON'T EVEN

REALLY TALK ABOUT HIM
THAT MUCH, BUT--

OH.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE
A DAD, EITHER.

I MEAN, HE'S ALIVE,

BUT, UH, WE HAVE
NO RELATIONSHIP.

UM...

DOESN'T HE WANT ONE?

I GUESS NOT. HEH HEH.

I DON'T THINK
HE EVER REALLY LIKED US.

OR ME, I SHOULD SAY.
HE NEVER LIKED ME.

WELL, HE HAS
TO LIKE YOU.
HE'S YOUR DAD.

[LAUGHS]

SOMETIMES I THINK
I USED TO BE NICER.

YOU'RE SO NICE.

I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH ANGER.

DO YOU WANT TO STAY
OVER FOR DINNER?

MY MOM'S COOKING
CHICKEN PAILLARD.

[LAUGHS]

ARE YOU KIDDING?

DID YOU SEE THE WAY
SHE LOOKED AT ME?

NO. NO, I HAVE
TO GO SOMEWHERE

WITH MY SISTER,
ANYWAY.

WILL YOU MEET ME LATER?

SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME?

HOW?

I MEAN, WE COULD,
YOU KNOW,

PICK A PLACE.
I DON'T KNOW.

GET A HOTEL, OR...

NO. I MEAN--

MY DAUGHTER
WOULD FREAK.

I'VE NEVER SPENT
THE NIGHT AWAY FROM HER.

SHE'S WITH HER DAD.

THAT'S TRUE.

BUT NO...OK.

I GOTTA GET MY BAG.

YOU WERE GREAT.

THANKS.

I LOVED THE MOVIE.
I'M SO GLAD.

AND WHO ARE YOUR DATES?

UM, THESE ARE MY SISTERS,
MICHELLE AND ANNIE.

ARE YOU PROUD
OF YOUR SISTER?

I DIDN'T HAVE
A BIG PART.

DON'T TELL HIM THAT.

IT'S TRUE.
YOU JUST SAW IT.

YOU MADE IT.

HEY, HI.

THAT'S YOUR BALDESARRO?

N-NO, THIS IS MINE.

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

HEY, YOU GUYS,
THIS IS CINDY, MY AGENT.

THESE ARE MY SISTERS,
MICHELLE AND ANNIE.

HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD 2 SISTERS.

I TOLD YOU
A MILLION TIMES.

YOU DID?

YEAH.

ARE YOU UPSET
YOUR PART WAS CUT DOWN?

YEAH, A LITTLE, YOU KNOW.

I ONLY HAD 2 SCENES.

HEY, YOU KNOW
HOW HARD I PUSHED

TO GET YOU THAT PART?
IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING.

COURTNEY. HI.

YOU SHOULD TELL HER
TO FUCK OFF.

I GAVE HER ONE
OF YOUR CHAIRS.

SHE LIKED IT.

REALLY? YOU THINK
SHE LIKED IT?

YEAH.

Woman: SO WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS OLDER?

SHE IS.
SHE IS.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU'RE THIN ENOUGH
TO BE AN ACTRESS.

I'M AN ARTIST.

I THOUGHT YOU WORKED
AT A ONE-HOUR PHOTO.

WELL, THAT'S
AN INTERESTING JOB.

I MEAN, I TAKE MY PICTURES
TO A ONE-HOUR PHOTO.

IT TAKES ABOUT AN HOUR.

YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
BE DOING NEXT?

I'M NOT SURE, REALLY.

I'M--I'M GETTING OFFERS
AND STUFF.

I'M BORED.

WE TOLD YOU
YOU'D BE BORED.

Annie: I AM.

Elizabeth: YOU WANT
TO EAT SOMETHING?

THIS FOOD IS WEIRD.
I WANT TO GO HOME.

ALL RIGHT.

BUT IT'S EARLY.

WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?

ANNIE, CAN'T YOU
JUST BE PATIENT?

I'M TIRED.

I WOULDN'T MIND
GOING HOME ANYWAY.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT MOM.

I DON'T WANT
TO GO YET.

SO STAY.

REALLY?

IF YOU WANT TO.

YOU DON'T THINK
IT'D BE WEIRD?

NO. KIND OF, BUT--

NO. STAY.

OK.

OK. HAVE FUN.

BYE.

BYE.

YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG

TO BE WEARING
ALL THAT MAKEUP.

MY BUTT ITCHES.

LOOK AT THE POOR PUP.

SO DIRTY.

COME ON.

Annie: YOU HAVE
ENOUGH DOGS.

COME ON.

COME ON, PUPPY.

HEY, BABY.

Elizabeth: OW! OOH!

HELP!
SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP!

HELP! PLEASE HELP!

Michelle: AND IT'S
STRANGE, YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE ME,
BUT I DIDN'T MIND THE PAIN.

I MEAN, I MINDED IT, BUT,
UH, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.

I GUESS YOU WOMEN
HAVE A RAW DEAL.

OH, NO, NO.
CHILDBIRTH IS INCREDIBLE.

WHAT I WENT THROUGH MADE ME
A STRONGER PERSON.

I'LL ALWAYS
FEEL REALLY PROUD OF THAT.

I DIDN'T SCREAM
FOR THE DRUGS, YOU KNOW,

AND THAT'S SAYIN' A LOT.

SO...

EXCUSE US.

OH, YEAH.

CINDY!

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

DO I KNOW YOU?

OH, I'M MICHELLE.

ELIZABETH'S SISTER.

OH, RIGHT.

YOU KNOW,

YOUR SISTER IS
A NEUROTIC MESS.

MY SISTER'S INSECURE.
IS THAT A CRIME?

FUCK OFF.

* DOWN TO THE SLOW TIME

* THIS ISN'T MY PLACE *

* NEXT TO MINE

Doctor: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO GET A SERIES

OF RABIES INJECTIONS.

WHAT MADE YOU GO AFTER
A STRANGE DOG LIKE THAT?

HE LOOKED LOST.

HI.
HI.

I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR YOU SO LONG.

I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE GONNA COME.

I'M SORRY, JORDAN.

I CAN'T GO
TO A MOTEL WITH YOU.

OH, NO. A HOTEL.
SOMEPLACE NICE.

I CAN'T.
I DON'T KNOW--

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE'RE DOING.

WE'RE HAVING
A RELATIONSHIP.

I'M MARRIED.

I'M OLD.

I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT YOU ALL NIGHT.

ABOUT SPENDING
THE NIGHT WITH YOU.

IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

PLEASE.

LET ME BE WITH YOU.

[KNOCK ON CAR WINDOW]

JORDAN. JORDAN!

MM-HMM? OH?
GET OUT
OF THIS CAR.

OH, MOM.

YOU REMEMBER MICHELLE.

HI. I, YOU KNOW, I--
THIS LOOKS WEIRD,

BUT IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.

MICHELLE'S MY LOVER.

JORDAN, WE'RE FRIENDS.

WHAT? WE'RE NOT--
WE'RE MORE THAN--

WE'RE A LOT MORE
THAN FRIENDS.

JORDAN, GET OUT OF THE CAR
AND GO TO YOUR ROOM.

NO.
NOW!

YEAH, IT'S OK.
YOU SHOULD GO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT?

THAT'S FUNNY.
I HAVE THAT SAME ROBE.

WHAT? WHO CARES WHAT KIND
OF ROBE SHE'S--

IS THIS SOME KIND
OF JOKE TO YOU?

NO, I JUST THINK
YOU SHOULD GO INSIDE

AND LET ME GO HOME.

GOD!

Officer: LICENSE
AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE.

WE WEREN'T DRIVING.

LICENSE AND
REGISTRATION, PLEASE.

LOOK. HEH.

MY MOM IS, LIKE--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
SHE TOLD YOU,

BUT SHE'S CRAZY,
SO, LIKE...

PLEASE STEP OUT
OF THE VEHICLE.

STEP AROUND TO
THE BACK OF THE CAR

AND PLACE YOUR HANDS
ON THE HOOD.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND
WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU...

ARE YOU KIDDING?

WHAT DID--
YOU'RE HANDCUFFING ME?

WHAT DID SHE DO?

STATUTORY RAPE
IS ILLEGAL.

WHAT?!

THIS IS--
SHE DIDN'T EVEN RAPE ME.

WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD
AN ATTORNEY,

ONE WILL BE PROVIDED
FOR YOU FREE OF CHARGE.

YOU UNDERSTAND
THESE RIGHTS AS I'VE
EXPLAINED THEM TO YOU?

OK. I--
YES.

LOOK, I WANTED
TO BE HERE.

WE'RE IN
A RELATIONSHIP.

SON, PLEASE GO BACK
INTO THE HOUSE.

[MICHELLE GIGGLING]

WATCH YOUR HEAD.

PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T TALK
TO ME LIKE THAT, BILL.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING.

OF COURSE I KNOW.
I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

LOOK, DON'T EVEN THREATEN ME
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

IT WAS JUST A FLING.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH MADDY.

DID DONNA HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH MADDY?

YOU GO TO HELL!

[SOBBING]

HE WANTS TO TAKE
MY DAUGHTER FROM ME.

THAT'S ROUGH.

I'D DIE, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, I'D JUST--
I--SHE'S EVERYTHING.

SHE'S THE BEST THING
I EVER DID.

ANNIE, DON'T FORGET
TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

AND NOT JUST
FOR 2 SECONDS, OK?

ANNIE?

ANNIE?

ANNIE?!

ANNIE?

ANNIE?

HELLO. MY--
MY SISTER'S MISSING.

SHE'S ONLY 8.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS

IN THE HOUSE
WITH ME, BUT--

[CRYING]

NO.

NO, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE SHE'D GO.

YOU'LL BE NOTIFIED
BY THE COURT

IF CHARGES ARE PRESSED.

I THINK IT'S BROKEN.

[THUD]

COULD YOU LET ME OFF
HERE, PLEASE?

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

UH...HOW MANY NUGGETS
IN A LARGE?

20.

20?

HOW--HOW BIG ARE THEY?

UH...

THANKS.

Annie:
I WON'T FINISH IT ALL.

I JUST COULDN'T DECIDE
WHAT TO ORDER.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

I WAS HUNGRY.

WHERE'S ELIZABETH?

HOME.

HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

WALKED.

YOU WALKED HERE?
BY YOURSELF?

YEAH.

DOES ELIZABETH KNOW
YOU'RE HERE?

NO.

OH! ANNIE!

HI, IT'S ME.
I'M WITH ANNIE.

NO, SHE'S FINE.
SHE'S FINE.

McDONALD'S.

YEAH. OK. OK.

ALL RIGHT. BYE.

ANNIE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW DANGEROUS THIS WAS?

ELIZABETH IS HYSTERICAL.

ARE YOU GONNA
DRINK THAT?

NO. NO.

DON'T WORRY. I'M
NOT GONNA FINISH IT.

I DON'T CARE.

HAVE MORE.

[SIGHS]

I JUST GOT ARRESTED.

DO YOU LIKE
MY STRAIGHT HAIR?

I DO. I REALLY DO.

I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY
UP LIKE THAT, TOO.

THANKS. THANKS A LOT.

IT'S FUNNY.
DO YOU EVER...

WONDER WHAT KIND OF THINGS
YOU MIGHT INHERIT?

I MEAN, YOU'RE MOM'S KID
AND EVERYTHING,

BUT YOU'VE GOT
DIFFERENT GENES.

YOU COULD INHERIT
ALL KINDS OF THINGS

THAT WOULD MAKE YOU
SO DIFFERENT FROM US.

NO. I MEAN, BETTER.

LIKE, YOUR DAD,
HE COULD BE A GENIUS

OR SOMETHING.
AND YOUR MOM--

I--WHO KNOWS
WHAT YOUR MOM WAS?

MY MOM WAS
A CRACK ADDICT.

TRUE.

BUT I'M SURE SHE WAS
A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, TOO.

SOME OF THEM
MUST BE GOOD.

MAYBE SHE WAS
A GOOD SWIMMER.

YEAH. EXACTLY.

ALL RIGHT.
I BETTER CALL A CAB.

[WHISPERING]
Maddy? Maddy?

Come on.

I'm gonna take you
to Grandma's house, OK?

Oh...come on, big girl.

Whoa.

Let's try not
to wake up Daddy.

OH, GOD.

HEY! OH!

DR. CRANE?

DR. CRANE?

JANE?

CAN YOU SEE ME
ALL RIGHT?

YES, I CAN SEE YOU.

DR. CRANE?

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

BETTER.

YOU KNOW,
YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING

FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

WHAT?

WHO'S THE PRESIDENT
OF OUR COUNTRY?

DR. CRANE.

DR. CRANE ISN'T HERE.

HE'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE
YOU FEELING BETTER.

WHERE IS HE?

I'M SURE
HE'S AT HOME.

WITH HIS WIFE?

I IMAGINE SO.

ASSHOLE.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

HELLO?

OH, HELLO, ELIZABETH.
IT'S KEVIN.

[YAWNING] WHO?

KEVIN McCABE.

OH! HI!

HOW--HOW DID YOU
GET THIS NUMBER?

UH, FROM YOUR AGENT.

NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT,
THOUGH.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?

MMM. SLEEPING.

ALONE?

OF COURSE ALONE.

YOU'RE TALKIN' FUNNY.

I HAD AN ACCIDENT.

WHAT'S UP?

YOU LEFT
YOUR BLACK CAMISOLE HERE.

I DON'T HAVE
A BLACK CAMISOLE.

OH.

WELL, NEVER MIND,
ELIZABETH.

I LIKE YOU.

I WANT TO SLEEP
WITH YOU AGAIN.

THANKS. HEH HEH. OW.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HOW ABOUT WE GET TOGETHER
THIS WEEKEND?

UM...

I DON'T THINK I CAN
DO IT THIS WEEKEND.

IT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT
YOU MADE ME DO, ISN'T IT?

I KNEW IT WAS A TRICK.

IT'S WHAT I SAID
ABOUT YOUR TEETH.

[BEEP] KEVIN,
I'M GETTING
ANOTHER CALL.

I GOTTA GO.

OH. WELL, ALL RIGHT.

THANKS FOR CALLING.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

HELLO?

YES.

HE'S PARANOID.

HE'S SO CONVINCED
THE TIGER'S GONNA EAT HIM

THAT HE CAN'T STOP
RUNNING AROUND.

IF HE'D JUST STAY STILL,
THE TIGER WOULDN'T EVEN

KNOW HE WAS THERE.
IT'S PATHETIC.

YEAH.

YEAH.

WE CAN GO GET MOM.

THIS IS ANNIE.

SHE WAS 6 HERE.

IT WAS ABOUT A YEAR
AFTER SHE CAME TO ME.

SHE'S ADORABLE.

YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE
A HEARTBREAKER.

OR AN ARM BREAKER.

[LAUGHS]

GOD, SHE LOVES
THAT JACKET.

IT'S SO DIRTY.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE
A 10-YEAR-OLD.

SHE WON'T EVEN
LET ME SHOP FOR HER.

THESE ARE
MY 2 OLDER GIRLS.

AW...

THIS WAS TAKEN WHEN
WE WENT TO THE BEACH.

THAT WAS A GREAT DAY...

MORE OR LESS.

WHAT'S SHE DOING
IN THERE?

CHECKOUT TIME'S NOON.

ANNIE!

ANNIE!

* YOU WORRY ON

* HURTING ANYBODY ANYMORE

* YOU WORRY ON

* IT'S NO COMFORT

* ONE OF US SEEMS
NOT TO TREMBLE *

* YOU MAKE
A RIFT INSIDE ME *

* EVERY DAY

* AND THEN
YOU CHOOSE TO STAY *

* I WALK THE EDGE AND

* PUSH IT WIDER

* YOU ARE FORGIVEN

* I OPEN ALL MY DOORS

* YOU ARE FORGIVEN

* WHAT A HEART IS FOR

* I AM NO MARTYR

* YOU GIVE ME REASON

* I TRY HARDER

* AND WAIT FOR
A WARMER SEASON *

* MEANWHILE

* YOU ARE

* FORGIVEN

* I HEAR A SOFT NOISE

* LIKE A SIGH *

* OF SINGING

* LIKE A LULLABY

* IT IS MY HEART

* IT IS THIS WIND

* THAT BLOWS THROUGH

* WHERE YOU HELD ME CLOSER

* WHERE WE WHISPERED

* THIS IS

* THIS IS TRUE

* YOU ARE FORGIVEN *

* I OPEN ALL MY DOORS

* YOU ARE FORGIVEN

* WHAT A HEART IS FOR *

* I AM NO MARTYR

* YOU GIVE ME REASON

* I TRY HARDER

* AND WAIT FOR
A WARMER SEASON *

* MEANWHILE

* YOU ARE FORGIVEN

* I OPEN ALL MY DOORS

* YOU ARE FORGIVEN

* WHAT A HEART IS FOR *

* I AM NO MARTYR

* YOU GIVE ME REASON

* I TRY HARDER

* AND WAIT FOR
A WARMER SEASON *

* MEANWHILE

* YOU ARE

* FORGIVEN

* YOU ARE

* FORGIVEN