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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:09,580 In about five minutes, she was down doing the job. 2 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:14,020 I feel so sorry for her boyfriend. You get with Vicky, she's yours. 3 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:17,460 The minute I saw Jay, I thought, "wow." 4 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:19,940 Looking gorgeous. Very handsome yourself. 5 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:21,860 She's absolutely stunning. 6 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,780 If you don't turn up or are late, 7 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:27,380 you really jeopardise your position in this house. 8 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,140 This year is my year. I will be a complete slut. 9 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:34,780 I turned round and caught this lad doing wanker in my face. 10 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:36,260 We're a happy family now. 11 00:00:36,380 --> 00:00:39,100 Gaz is in there like swimwear, all over char. 12 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:45,940 She is in the palm of my hand. 13 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,780 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 14 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,020 I'm a geordie girl with a vip edge. 15 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,300 I should have a degree in pulling women. 16 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:56,340 I only kiss people with six-packs. 17 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,300 The hardest graft I do is my hair. 18 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:00,300 I can talk the legs off a donkey. 19 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,740 Dress to impress, that's me. 20 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:05,500 I'm fit, I'm flirty and I've got ffs. 21 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,780 (All) Geordie shore, why-aye! 22 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:31,300 Last night I found myself a lad and tashed on. 23 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:32,980 I'm desperate for a bit of action. 24 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:36,420 I don't know what happened, I'm the first girl to shag here. 25 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:38,380 Day fucking three. 26 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,340 I think the year of the slut has actually begun. 27 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,260 Get in! 28 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,020 Gaz and Charlotte spent all morning in bed. 29 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,900 Come on. Aye-aye! 30 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,860 Gary is a sex machine. 31 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,820 I think I'm probably one of the only girls 32 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:59,140 who has ever not given him sex. 33 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:02,260 I have a secret weapon, it does drive the girls wild. 34 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:03,980 It's my massive cock. 35 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:10,620 When I got the secret out, she was, like... amazed. 36 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:13,180 It's like a parsnip, that's what I said. 37 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,580 I'd win the vegetable competition, it would be the biggest and best. 38 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:20,940 He was swinging it about, I thought he was gonna smash the walls down. 39 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:22,500 Bosh, bosh! Bang, bang! 40 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:26,220 I thought everything was going to smash and we'd fall out the roof. 41 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:29,140 Some girls take two days or two weeks or six months. 42 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,940 It'll happen at some stage. It's a matter of time. 43 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:39,300 The lads are asleep. Is that how you fuck, like that? 44 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:42,180 It's not how you shag like that. Can I see your cock? 45 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,100 We're not shagging. Can I see? 46 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,500 (Screams) 47 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:50,420 I was like, what the fuck is that? I've never ever... 48 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:53,820 I've seen a lot of cocks, I've never seen anything like that. 49 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,500 It was like my forearm. Everyone's seen it now. 50 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,980 The secret's out. It was huge. 51 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:01,140 Never seen that. I would be scared. 52 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:07,500 Nee matter how mortal I was last night, 53 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,820 I knew me and James had to get up early and do a shift for work. 54 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,540 I jumped out of bed, didn't know what time it was. 55 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,620 Ran down to speak to James. 56 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:19,060 I knew he... He said he was gonna set the alarm. 57 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:21,340 Looked at the clock, it was ten to eight. 58 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:23,820 We need to get up, we're at work. 59 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:28,660 (Phone rings) 60 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:37,260 I knew it'd be Anna straight away. Hello? "Is Jay there?" 61 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:40,540 Hi, Anna, it's Jay speaking. "Where are you?" 62 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:43,100 We'll be literally two minutes. 63 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,380 We're ready, just walking out the door. 64 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,020 "Did I not say 8.00am, don't be late?" You did. 65 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:51,780 Really sorry. We'll be literally two minutes. 66 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:55,020 "No, you're too late to start. I'm absolutely fuming." 67 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:57,620 Don't tell Jay, right? 68 00:03:57,740 --> 00:04:00,460 I was blaming the alarm clock for not going off. 69 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:03,700 But I was that pissed, I forgot to turn it on. 70 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:06,180 "I'm really disappointed." Anna, please. 71 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,900 "You've let me down, you've let my client down." 72 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:11,700 "You can't be late for a job. I'll call you later." 73 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:13,980 Please, we'll be two minutes. "Bye." 74 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,140 Fuckin' hell. 75 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:25,300 Anna just rang, absolutely foaming. 76 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:47,100 We ended up getting too pissed and didn't set the alarm. 77 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,980 I don't want Jay to get kicked... 78 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,140 Saying that, he could've set an alarm. 79 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:57,260 I've seen his Willy, it is absolutely huge. 80 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,620 Keep it away from me. He put a girl in hospital with it. 81 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,500 I think he punctured a lung. 82 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:04,020 Do you reckon they banged? 83 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,980 I couldn't lie in bed with a bird and not bang her. 84 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,900 I asked her to her face and said, "did you bang him?" 85 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:14,020 She's an open book. She went, "no, I swear." 86 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:17,580 "But I've seen his Willy and it's massive." (All laugh) 87 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:20,140 I've never seen it, I have no desire to see it. 88 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:22,940 If he gets it out in front of me, I'll be mortified. 89 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:31,980 Being in this house is a bigger test for me and Dan's relationship. 90 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:36,060 A lot more than I thought it actually would be. 91 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:39,980 Obviously, things I've done and some of the things I've said, 92 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:43,620 I'm not particularly proud of when I have a boyfriend. 93 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:46,140 Did you miss me last night? "Yeah." 94 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:49,340 Did you? "Didn't know what to do." 95 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:52,300 I proper miss you, I was crying again last night. 96 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,700 You should definitely come over one time. 97 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:57,620 We've got a guest room, it's got a four-poster bed. 98 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:01,300 But the lads keep shagging in it and stuff but we keep changing it. 99 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,300 If you come down, we can stay in there and it'll be fun. 100 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:08,260 "Sound. Sounds good to me. Just let me know and I'll be there." 101 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:10,980 Will do, babe. Not a problem at all. 102 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:15,100 Love you, bye. "Love you, bye." 103 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:19,620 My boyfriend Dan said I can kiss other lads while I'm here 104 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:23,900 but on the first night, I ended up in bed with Gary. 105 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:26,940 I wish I could remember so I could be honest about it. 106 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,620 Are you allowed to do what you want but he's not? 107 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:34,660 Er, no, I mean, I'm here. He's at home... 108 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:38,220 Well... no... I don't know. 109 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:41,380 You're allowed to suck Gary's cock. No, no. 110 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,780 If I've done it, I'll admit it, I'm a prick. 111 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,780 If I haven't, I'm a prick for getting into bed with him. 112 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,780 Either way, I'm an idiot. Is he a liar, then? 113 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,460 Yes, he's a fucking liar. 114 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,060 Is he? Yeah, definitely. 115 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,980 We decided to gan out and have some fun as a group. 116 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:05,820 Vicky is not really my cup of tea. She's good as a friend. 117 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:09,300 I hope Jay's not got something to prove now 118 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:12,460 because of my lunch with Greg. Me and Greg are mates. 119 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:15,100 I think her and Jay will hit it off. 120 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:19,500 We've slept in each other's beds every night since being here. 121 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:20,700 Having a cuddle. 122 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:23,860 We're playing a husband-and-wife role at the minute. 123 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:29,020 Vicky pulled us to one side, asking what's gonna be happening. 124 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:32,540 Am I gonna bring anyone back? Am I wanting to bring anyone back? 125 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,660 Would you be bothered if I brought someone home? 126 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:38,940 I really like Jay. He's handsome, he's my type. 127 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,220 He looks like he could handle himself. 128 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:43,580 He feels like a real gentleman as well. 129 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:47,420 Are you planning on bringing someone back, like? No. 130 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:51,460 I don't want to do anything to upset him. I hope he feels the same. 131 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:56,180 Don't go having sex with someone in bed next to us. Am I clear? 132 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,540 Are you clear?! Yes, mam. 133 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:02,140 She can do what she wants, I can do what I want. 134 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:05,820 She's good looking but it doesn't mean anything will happen. 135 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:16,140 Walk through the door and there's a note on the table. 136 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:18,540 From Anna. 137 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,900 And it's, like... It's an angry note. 138 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:25,860 "Came round to have a chat with Jay and James, you were all out again." 139 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:30,300 "Place is a mess. We need to have a serious chat. Not impressed." 140 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:32,860 I hope it doesn't mean we'll get booted out. 141 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,980 She's mad cos the house is a mess. 142 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:39,060 Angry cos she's been calling round and we're not in. 143 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:43,580 And then, she's raging about Jay and James not turning up. 144 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:46,460 At the start, they thought it was a joke. 145 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:49,140 As the day's gone on, they're starting to panic 146 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:52,940 and it's getting a lot seriouser. She's being a bit harsh. 147 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:56,140 It was mine and James's fault but to kick... 148 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:59,140 Well, I think she's taken it a bit too far. 149 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:04,380 We've made a bit of a mistake, but we don't deserve that, like. 150 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,540 Four birds just come round tonight. 151 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,900 (All) Cheers! Bad idea. 152 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,180 This bird comes tottering up the stairs, six stone dripping wet. 153 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,260 Worst hair extensions I've seen in my life. 154 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,700 Gary's in another room with another girl. 155 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:20,380 I don't care but it makes me look like a mug. 156 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,500 Fucking come on! 157 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:26,700 (All) Geordie shore, why-aye! 158 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:30,108 . 159 00:09:30,548 --> 00:09:30,868 . 160 00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:43,268 The lads are on a bit of a downer because they might be going. 161 00:09:43,388 --> 00:09:45,588 Only way to cheer them up is to have birds. 162 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:47,988 I've got loads of numbers. Let's get it on. 163 00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:52,508 Give them a ring. (All chat at once) 164 00:09:52,628 --> 00:09:54,988 Don't worry, lads. Don't worry. 165 00:09:55,108 --> 00:09:58,188 I'm the oldest here so I thought it's time to educate them. 166 00:09:58,308 --> 00:10:00,908 Go out, get the numbers. Wine and dine them. 167 00:10:01,028 --> 00:10:02,428 Shag them, then dump them. 168 00:10:02,548 --> 00:10:06,268 Us trying to cook them a meal... I've never ever wined and dined. 169 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:09,788 We'll get some wine. Champers, not wine. 170 00:10:09,908 --> 00:10:13,428 Wine, steak, hot tub. Bosh. 171 00:10:13,548 --> 00:10:15,828 Me and gaz are learning things from Greg 172 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,908 because usually we go on a night, pull a bird and bang them. 173 00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:23,588 My technique is more like you're in, you're out. It's done. 174 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,988 To wine and dine, it'd have to be a special person. 175 00:10:27,108 --> 00:10:30,308 I wouldn't need to dine Charlotte, it's already sorted. 176 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:34,628 I'll ring them now. Play it cool. 177 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,628 I'm showing them the snakers way to do it. 178 00:10:38,748 --> 00:10:42,228 Get four birds round, wine and dine them, then bang them. 179 00:10:42,348 --> 00:10:44,348 Is that Harriet? "It is." 180 00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:46,828 How are you? It's Greg from Saturday night. 181 00:10:46,948 --> 00:10:49,428 "Hello, how you doing?" All right, yeah. You? 182 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:52,988 "I'm fine, thanks." What are you doing tonight? 183 00:10:53,108 --> 00:10:55,628 "I'm not doing much really." 184 00:10:55,748 --> 00:10:59,308 Me and the boys are gonna have some food and drinks if you fancy it? 185 00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:00,988 "That would be really good." 186 00:11:01,108 --> 00:11:04,868 Do you want us to spend all my money on food and stuff? Nah. 187 00:11:04,988 --> 00:11:07,868 I just want to go out, get them pissed and bang them. 188 00:11:07,988 --> 00:11:11,668 See you about 9.00pm? "Yeah, that'll be great." 189 00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:16,948 Right then, cool. See you then. "Ok, bye." 190 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:19,468 (All cheer) 191 00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:22,988 There's one. Who was that? Fuckin' hell. 192 00:11:23,108 --> 00:11:25,468 Tap-tap. 193 00:11:27,428 --> 00:11:29,148 Cheers for the bad hand. 194 00:11:29,268 --> 00:11:32,028 I reckon Vicky is going to kick off without a doubt. 195 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:36,268 And I reckon Charlotte will be kicking off with Gary as well. 196 00:11:36,388 --> 00:11:38,468 Don't tell them. They cannot find out. 197 00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:40,828 What will they say? They'll go nuts. 198 00:11:40,948 --> 00:11:44,108 Especially if these birds are fitter and all blonde. 199 00:11:44,228 --> 00:11:45,908 Tonight is a tricky one for Charlotte. 200 00:11:46,028 --> 00:11:49,108 Is she worth waiting for? I don't fancy the arse off her. 201 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:50,908 I'll go with the flow tonight. 202 00:11:51,028 --> 00:11:53,548 Interesting to see Charlotte's face. 203 00:11:55,468 --> 00:12:00,148 What about you and Gary? Me and Gary are nothing. 204 00:12:00,268 --> 00:12:03,068 I give his bell end a kiss sometimes and that's it. 205 00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:06,468 What if he brings a lass back? I'll not be bothered. 206 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:09,948 You can stop thinking me and Gary are going to get married 207 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:12,828 cos there's already a married couple in the house. 208 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:15,388 (All jeer) Husband and wife next door. 209 00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:19,788 I really like Jay. I think he does fancy us. 210 00:12:19,908 --> 00:12:22,588 At the end of the day, Jay is still a lad. 211 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,468 I don't know how I'll react if he brings a bird back. 212 00:12:25,588 --> 00:12:27,668 We'll both have to play it by ear. 213 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,868 I'm really worried about Vicky. 214 00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:34,068 I think she might be keener on Jay than what Jay is for her. 215 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:39,988 (All giggle) 216 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:43,188 We're having a couple of drinks 217 00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:47,548 and Charlotte gets the brilliant idea of making a punchbowl. 218 00:12:51,588 --> 00:12:53,788 We're having a few drinks, chilling out. 219 00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:57,228 We notice the lads were absent. Took a while, we were tipsy. 220 00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:59,228 They're drinking downstairs. 221 00:12:59,348 --> 00:13:03,308 They're going to be smashed by the time those girls come round. 222 00:13:03,428 --> 00:13:04,988 Smashed. We'll wind them up. 223 00:13:05,108 --> 00:13:08,988 Pretend we're cooking for them. Get the candles. Absolutely buzzing. 224 00:13:09,108 --> 00:13:11,868 Come down with champagne, "is that for us?" 225 00:13:11,988 --> 00:13:13,588 Aye. 226 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:18,508 "Charlotte, we'll make you a meal, get ready upstairs." 227 00:13:18,628 --> 00:13:19,988 Ding-dong. 228 00:13:20,108 --> 00:13:23,148 Gonna be a proper laugh but the girls haven't got a clue. 229 00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:26,428 There's gonna be four good-looking blonde girls turn up. 230 00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:28,508 We rock out, all dressed up and that. 231 00:13:28,628 --> 00:13:33,028 We've got the table set. We've got champagne, candles. 232 00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:34,828 I've never done that for a girl. 233 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:38,148 What shall we say? Just us four having... 234 00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:40,268 Just be like, "having a lads' night." 235 00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:43,708 Having a lads' night with candles? (All laugh) 236 00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:46,268 They know exactly what sort of lads we are. 237 00:13:46,388 --> 00:13:47,588 Fucking candles? 238 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,868 What's the time, Gary? Five past eight. 239 00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:52,748 (All talk at once) 240 00:13:54,148 --> 00:13:55,748 Haven't gone the full way yet. 241 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,588 If I did, it could get very complicated. 242 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,108 Charlotte could become very possessive. 243 00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:05,388 Greg, come here! (All chant) Greg, Greg, Greg! 244 00:14:05,508 --> 00:14:07,948 โ™ช get your cock out get your cock out 245 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,588 โ™ช get your cock out for the Lasses 246 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:13,668 โ™ช get your cock out for the Lasses 247 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,228 we're pacing ourselves. 248 00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:18,308 Would you like some? Get involved. Get a cup. 249 00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:20,468 I've got to jump in the shower. 250 00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:23,188 You not have a shower before we came bowling? No. 251 00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:25,588 They were lying, man. 252 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,508 Are you having a shower again? 253 00:14:27,628 --> 00:14:31,108 Greg's having another shower. Why? Something's kicking off. 254 00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:35,308 They're definitely up to something. We've left them to it. 255 00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:38,388 We all ended upstairs trying on clothes for tomorrow. 256 00:14:38,508 --> 00:14:41,908 Getting my face mask done and everything. 257 00:14:42,028 --> 00:14:44,108 It was no skin off our nose. 258 00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:46,188 We've got 20 minutes. 259 00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:48,388 What the fuck are you doing, mate? 260 00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:51,708 Veeting, got to be smooth for the birds. 261 00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:09,108 Everything's going to plan. Our girls haven't got a clue. 262 00:15:13,908 --> 00:15:17,748 That's lovely. I love the jacuzzi. 263 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,388 We're doing facemasks, just chilling out. 264 00:15:20,508 --> 00:15:24,508 We hear all this girly giggling, typically female behaviour. 265 00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:27,668 They should have told us to bring our bikinis. 266 00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:30,788 They literally walked in like... What have they got on? 267 00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:33,788 You know, like... Like them long calotte things. 268 00:15:33,908 --> 00:15:37,628 Heels and dresses. Proper curly, rollered hair. 269 00:15:37,748 --> 00:15:41,868 "We're going to geordie shore, we're gonna boss the other Lasses." 270 00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,908 It's horrible, man. 271 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,228 Fucking bell ends. I knew there was something going on. 272 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:53,148 I doubt they thought about us. They only want to get their creep on. 273 00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:58,988 I feel like they've got them back on purpose to make us look rank. 274 00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:03,468 Greg, I bet you're a proper charmer. He's the charmer. 275 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,268 You're a player. 276 00:16:05,388 --> 00:16:08,868 Player, player! 277 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,388 (Girls scream downstairs) 278 00:16:19,348 --> 00:16:21,388 We're pissed off, don't get us wrong. 279 00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:24,108 We didn't want to show the lads we were bothered. 280 00:16:24,228 --> 00:16:27,028 So we stayed in my room and pampered ourselves. 281 00:16:27,148 --> 00:16:29,668 (All) Cheers! 282 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:34,508 Greg has done an amazing job. He's cooked mushrooms. 283 00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:36,748 Fair do's, it's amazing. 284 00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,908 Greg, did I tell you I like mushrooms? 285 00:16:39,028 --> 00:16:43,388 Can I just tell you one thing, I feel like my steak's still alive. 286 00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:47,388 I love it rare but I like it dead. It's not dead yet. 287 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,668 They were all girls he pulled in the bar, 288 00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:51,828 so I let him have first choice. 289 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:55,148 She was gagging for it, her. 290 00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:59,028 Giving him funny looks, like eye-contact and stuff. 291 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,628 Pouting her lips and stuff. 292 00:17:00,748 --> 00:17:03,388 Guaranteed Greg was going to bang her, like. 293 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,668 I'm going to show her around. 294 00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:17,028 The candles and champagne was a massive touch 295 00:17:17,148 --> 00:17:19,028 and they fell straight in the trap. 296 00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:22,908 Straight away, it was a race for the guest room 297 00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:24,948 so I grabbed mine straightaway. 298 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,428 Wasn't messing about, took her in there and did the business. 299 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:32,228 (The fuckin' guest room.) Aye, straight up there, man. 300 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,428 Within about 20 minutes, Greg was in the guest room 301 00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:43,108 doing what he does, snaking straightaway. 302 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,668 I think Greg wanted that. It's loosened him right up. 303 00:17:46,788 --> 00:17:49,148 (Hot tub whirs) 304 00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:57,308 I ended up with jade who was a total airhead. 305 00:17:57,428 --> 00:17:59,508 (Screams) 306 00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:05,948 Come in the hot tub! 307 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,308 I went and took her to the guest room. 308 00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:10,948 > Jade's got a boyfriend. That's nee good. 309 00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:14,948 Fuck! You didn't tell us that. 310 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:17,468 (Jade) Well, it didn't ever come up. 311 00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:19,748 Are you coming in the hot tub as friends? 312 00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:23,628 Gutted she's got a lad. 313 00:18:23,748 --> 00:18:26,628 All that time wasted, grafting her for nowt. 314 00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:29,148 Who knows how to play twister? 315 00:18:29,268 --> 00:18:32,028 Jay's bird's got a lad. Mine's boring as fuck. 316 00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:34,708 Just looks like banging is off the cards for us. 317 00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:37,788 (Screams) She's mad for that. 318 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,468 Hey, girl! 319 00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:43,508 I grabbed my duvet, got in with the girls. 320 00:18:43,628 --> 00:18:46,628 Jay, knock yourself out. I'm not gonna cock block. 321 00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:48,828 Push our beds together, have a double. 322 00:18:52,748 --> 00:18:54,428 That's perfect. There you go. 323 00:18:54,548 --> 00:18:55,748 Thanks, now. 324 00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:58,828 Harriet. 325 00:18:58,948 --> 00:19:01,628 James and Jay come barrelling in, straight away. 326 00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:06,228 Jay is like, "you all right, all right? They all had shit crack." 327 00:19:06,348 --> 00:19:10,388 James was like, "we came to have some banter with our housemates." 328 00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:12,668 That's canny nice of them. 329 00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:15,548 (James) I'll put my head in, don't squash us, like. 330 00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:19,628 We've just had four of the biggest airheads round. 331 00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:24,548 Me and James were like, we wish we'd stuck with them. 332 00:19:24,668 --> 00:19:27,188 These lot downstairs were total nightmares. 333 00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:28,788 Doing my head in all night. 334 00:19:28,908 --> 00:19:34,148 I'd rather have been with you there. You stink of drink. 335 00:19:34,268 --> 00:19:37,428 This bird totters up the stairs. Six stone, dripping wet. 336 00:19:37,548 --> 00:19:39,628 Worst hair extensions I've ever seen. 337 00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:42,828 She comes mincing up, actually soaking, though. 338 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,068 < hello. 339 00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:48,388 Just go away, please. I'll smash your fucking face in. 340 00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:50,868 I was the grinch. I was fuming. 341 00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:56,668 Do you want a map? Downstairs. There's no need to be so rude. 342 00:19:56,788 --> 00:19:58,868 Horrible person, you're in our house. 343 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:01,748 I'm a horrible person? I was told to come here. 344 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,548 Are you joking? Go downstairs. 345 00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:06,428 You're asking for you mates, they're downstairs. 346 00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:09,508 What don't you understand? I'm going downstairs. 347 00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:16,108 When I think about Gary with another girl, 348 00:20:16,228 --> 00:20:20,348 I think I might actually be sick in my mouth. Poo myself. 349 00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:23,028 Sick in my mouth or poo myself. Maybe both. 350 00:20:23,148 --> 00:20:24,908 Goodnight, Greg. 351 00:20:25,028 --> 00:20:27,948 I filled her full of shit. "I'll ring you tomorrow." 352 00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,988 I'm never gonna speak to her again. 353 00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:41,748 (Phone rings) 354 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,908 Hello? (Anna) "Hiya, Sophie." 355 00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:51,108 "I'm gonna come to the house." Uh-huh. 356 00:20:51,228 --> 00:20:54,828 "Let Jay and James know I'd like to speak to them then." 357 00:20:54,948 --> 00:20:55,908 Is it good or bad? 358 00:20:56,028 --> 00:20:59,948 "I'll be about an hour and I'll let them know then." 359 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:03,828 "Please make sure the house is tidy, I don't want to walk into a mess." 360 00:21:03,948 --> 00:21:05,588 "Ok?" No bother, Anna. 361 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,228 "See you soon." Bye. 362 00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:11,148 Us girls are still pissed off the lads bring them girls back. 363 00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:12,868 Shit. 364 00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:15,148 The thing we want is for Jay and James to stay in the house. 365 00:21:15,268 --> 00:21:18,708 So let's get this place sorted, tidied and stick together. 366 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,428 Tidied out room, I hoovered the kitchen, I mopped. 367 00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:27,828 Cleaned every plate I could see. 368 00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:32,788 Look at that. 369 00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:40,188 We've barely finished cleaning 370 00:21:40,308 --> 00:21:42,068 and Anna rocks up and does a full inspection. 371 00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:45,188 (Groans) 372 00:21:45,308 --> 00:21:47,028 Do you live like this at home? 373 00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:50,348 Is this the remnants of last night? 374 00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:53,628 Went to the guest room where I was staying last night. 375 00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:57,428 I left it in a state last night. Can't remember how I left it. 376 00:21:57,548 --> 00:22:02,348 Oh, my God. Whose are these? < Greg's. 377 00:22:02,468 --> 00:22:06,748 At least you've been safe. Did you take your socks off before? 378 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,388 They're not mine. 379 00:22:12,108 --> 00:22:15,188 You all right? Been better. 380 00:22:15,308 --> 00:22:17,068 Anna is raging about the house. 381 00:22:17,188 --> 00:22:20,828 Me and Jay don't know whether she's going to let us stay or what. 382 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:27,508 I hope I've made the right decision. I really do. 383 00:22:27,628 --> 00:22:32,468 We'll give you another chance but you need to make it up to us. 384 00:22:32,588 --> 00:22:34,468 Definitely. 385 00:22:36,108 --> 00:22:39,268 Going out tonight. (All cheer) 386 00:22:51,588 --> 00:22:54,388 (Holly) We'll definitely be celebrating tonight. 387 00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:57,108 Koosdays is the biggest night out in newcastle. 388 00:22:57,228 --> 00:23:00,508 Get glammed up, geordie-style. Get absolutely mortal. 389 00:23:00,628 --> 00:23:03,228 We are doing a typical geordie routine 390 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,468 to get ready for a big night out. 391 00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:07,788 I'll have one shot in my hand at all times. 392 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,988 I can just not wait for tonight. 393 00:23:10,108 --> 00:23:11,508 Buzzing! 394 00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:14,108 โ™ช lmfao: Party rock anthem 395 00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:25,188 I hadn't seen my friends for a while. 396 00:23:25,308 --> 00:23:28,708 So they come straight over to me. I'm like, "yes, my friends." 397 00:23:28,828 --> 00:23:31,508 Sophie's been saying her mates are all stunning. 398 00:23:31,628 --> 00:23:33,708 I didn't know to believe her or not. 399 00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:38,388 Last night in a club, about 15 girls come in, all stunning. 400 00:23:38,508 --> 00:23:41,188 All Sophie's mates. I'm starting to like Gary. 401 00:23:41,308 --> 00:23:44,548 I've told him, if he brings a girl back, 402 00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:47,228 I'll punch him square in the face. 403 00:23:47,348 --> 00:23:50,508 The geordie shore lads were loving the girls last night. 404 00:23:50,628 --> 00:23:53,628 They take over. They grab each one. 405 00:23:53,748 --> 00:23:56,548 I thought, fuck this, I'm pulling their mates. 406 00:23:56,668 --> 00:24:01,508 I'm pulling geordie shore's lads. I seen James dancing with a friend. 407 00:24:01,628 --> 00:24:05,828 I fancy the fuck out of this lad. He's with me tonight. 408 00:24:07,468 --> 00:24:08,548 The club was packed. 409 00:24:08,668 --> 00:24:14,228 We had our own area, we should have been able to have fun vip-style. 410 00:24:14,348 --> 00:24:17,308 There's nothing vip about that situation last night. 411 00:24:17,428 --> 00:24:18,828 It was a cattle market. 412 00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:21,428 I just pushed past some girl trying to get out. 413 00:24:21,548 --> 00:24:23,468 I wanted my own space just to think. 414 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,588 I'm not about to stand there and have some fat, ugly bird 415 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:29,108 the size of a Ford focus push me around. 416 00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:40,468 Before I had time to react, the girls were there, 417 00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:43,148 Charlie's angels. I'm not even kidding you. 418 00:24:43,268 --> 00:24:46,708 I just went, boosh. She fell on the floor. 419 00:24:46,828 --> 00:24:49,028 Her mate ran in, started pushing chairs. 420 00:24:49,148 --> 00:24:51,228 I thought, "you wanna play that game?" 421 00:24:51,348 --> 00:24:54,228 Picked up a chair and went, "fucking come on!" 422 00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:57,348 The girls outlasted the boys last night, standard. 423 00:24:59,108 --> 00:25:01,308 Charlotte is the last thing on my mind. 424 00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:05,428 If I see another girl, I'm not going to not go with them 425 00:25:05,548 --> 00:25:07,868 because of Charlotte. That won't happen. 426 00:25:10,268 --> 00:25:14,388 I'm hoping psycho Charlotte won't come out on Gary, that would be bad. 427 00:25:14,508 --> 00:25:17,388 But you probably's gonna. 428 00:25:21,828 --> 00:25:25,708 It all moves up to the bedroom. The bedroom is the star of the show. 429 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,588 The bedroom is just sex in the air. 430 00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,908 Tits flying about. I see knickers coming off. 431 00:25:32,028 --> 00:25:34,748 It's a complete porn movie last night. 432 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,508 I am giving him the best night of his life. 433 00:25:37,628 --> 00:25:40,348 He'll remember my name by the end of this night. 434 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,108 Brap! 435 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,108 Brap! Brap! 436 00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:54,068 Charlotte is a live wire. She's a liability. 437 00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,548 A legitimate kick-off. 438 00:25:56,668 --> 00:26:00,868 She is fucking mortal, can't even stand up. It's hilarious. 439 00:26:00,988 --> 00:26:05,188 When it comes to Gary, if he's going to bring a bird home 440 00:26:05,308 --> 00:26:09,348 and she's in the wrong mood, this could go sky-high. 441 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,748 (Screams) 442 00:26:14,508 --> 00:26:17,428 Get her in the cab. 443 00:26:24,868 --> 00:26:27,948 I come back and Gary is in another room with another girl. 444 00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:31,908 I couldn't give a shit but it makes me look like a mug. 445 00:26:32,028 --> 00:26:36,028 You knew that from the start, you know what he's like. You've seen it. 446 00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:40,708 I cannot say that, but I'm a fucking mug for even starting to like him. 447 00:26:40,828 --> 00:26:43,428 Because of the girls, I'm pissed off 448 00:26:43,548 --> 00:26:46,188 because I didn't bring anyone home. 449 00:26:46,308 --> 00:26:47,868 I don't want to look like a mug 450 00:26:47,988 --> 00:26:51,148 who's sitting by myself while Gary's getting everyone. 451 00:26:51,268 --> 00:26:53,948 No matter how switched on I like to think she is, 452 00:26:54,068 --> 00:26:57,028 no matter how much of a tough cookie I say she is, 453 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,188 I think she's fallen a bit for him. 454 00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:01,908 Listen, you're pissed. I'm not pissed. 455 00:27:02,028 --> 00:27:05,628 You are. Greg, fuck off. Who are you telling to fuck off? 456 00:27:05,748 --> 00:27:08,588 Hey, this is not... I'm not fucking drunk! 457 00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:12,668 You blatantly are. This is the last thing you wanted. 458 00:27:12,788 --> 00:27:15,228 I am slurring my words? Yes. 459 00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:17,588 Am I? Yes. 460 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:22,788 But really, I am absolutely mortal. I can't even see him. 461 00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:26,908 Am I slurring my words? You came over to help her. 462 00:27:27,028 --> 00:27:29,508 She's giving me abuse. I am not fucking drunk! 463 00:27:29,628 --> 00:27:31,748 I'm trying to help you. 464 00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:34,468 I don't think gaz realises how mad Charlotte is. 465 00:27:34,588 --> 00:27:36,788 We all thought she was nice and innocent, 466 00:27:36,908 --> 00:27:40,068 but after seeing her go out, she's absolutely mad. 467 00:27:40,188 --> 00:27:43,388 I could see her hitting him or hitting the girl he's with. 468 00:27:43,508 --> 00:27:46,908 The next thing you know, I'm upstairs in my bedroom 469 00:27:47,028 --> 00:27:50,828 and Charlotte comes flying through the door 470 00:27:50,948 --> 00:27:53,068 and kicks off with us and telling me 471 00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:56,988 that I cannot be in my bedroom with a bird. 472 00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,508 Go in the guest room. Away, man, Jay. 473 00:28:01,188 --> 00:28:02,148 Away! 474 00:28:02,268 --> 00:28:05,028 As if someone come in our room with another lad. 475 00:28:05,148 --> 00:28:08,068 That is Vicky's bedroom, no girls on the top floor 476 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,748 because it's our bedroom and Vicky's bedroom. 477 00:28:10,868 --> 00:28:12,428 I'm gonna stick up for Vicky. 478 00:28:12,548 --> 00:28:15,868 If that was my room, I wouldn't want no dirty girls in my room. 479 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:18,148 I'm not being funny, I'll listen to her. 480 00:28:18,268 --> 00:28:20,228 Why not me? Cos she lives there. 481 00:28:20,348 --> 00:28:21,508 She lives here. 482 00:28:21,628 --> 00:28:24,228 Do you live here? I do. I didn't know that, sorry. 483 00:28:24,348 --> 00:28:27,628 She lives here, she lives here. No-one's gonna do anything. 484 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,508 Do you know who lives there? Vicky, our mate. 485 00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:35,188 You've brought this on yourself. I've brought nowt on myself! 486 00:28:35,308 --> 00:28:38,788 Vicky was gonna come and find you! You're fucking daft (Blank). 487 00:28:38,908 --> 00:28:41,548 It's not even her bedroom! 488 00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:45,148 She was shouting at me, I was kicking off with her. 489 00:28:45,268 --> 00:28:49,468 Are you taking the fucking piss? There was fuck all going on! 490 00:28:49,588 --> 00:28:51,068 Oh, my God! 491 00:28:55,988 --> 00:29:00,268 I'm pissed, I'm emotional. I'm gutted about Gary. 492 00:29:00,388 --> 00:29:03,668 I really think that psycho Charlotte is creeping its way out 493 00:29:03,788 --> 00:29:06,868 so people have got to watch out now, especially Gary. 494 00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:18,788 Charlotte's in the bag. I'll give her a night she won't forget. 495 00:29:18,908 --> 00:29:22,708 Jay can do one, like. He's not the only decent-looking lad in the club. 496 00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:25,748 You've been necking on with a lad! You did it first! 497 00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:27,428 Holly dropped herself in it. 498 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,068 Why would I lie about pulling holly? 499 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:35,308 (All) Geordie shore, why-aye! 500 00:29:39,248 --> 00:29:39,328 J. 501 00:29:45,328 --> 00:29:48,048 I wake up, I'm looking around, I'm thinking, 502 00:29:48,168 --> 00:29:50,328 "shit, there's gonna be an atmosphere." 503 00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:53,448 "I was a bitch last night. Everyone's going to hate us." 504 00:29:53,568 --> 00:29:58,208 Before I get a chance to apologise, we get interrupted. (Doorbell rings) 505 00:29:58,328 --> 00:30:02,368 Are you fucking kidding? The door. 506 00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:07,128 The doorbell rings. What the fuck, is it Anna again? 507 00:30:07,248 --> 00:30:10,288 Is this Anna? No, it's only bloody mother and father. 508 00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,528 Oh, my God. 509 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,808 Worst time to come, mam and dad. 510 00:30:18,928 --> 00:30:20,968 Come on. I'm dying with a hangover, 511 00:30:21,088 --> 00:30:24,488 there's still a lad upstairs who I've just been banging. 512 00:30:24,608 --> 00:30:28,848 We had a party last night. Good night? 513 00:30:28,968 --> 00:30:31,088 Aye, wild one. Hungover? 514 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:35,488 Aye. Absolutely mortal. Where is she? She's upstairs. 515 00:30:35,608 --> 00:30:36,688 Sophie! 516 00:30:36,808 --> 00:30:40,368 Sophie, your mam and dad are in the kitchen. 517 00:30:40,488 --> 00:30:42,768 They just rocked in, I swear to God. 518 00:30:42,888 --> 00:30:46,008 Ding-dong, your dad was like, "nice to meet you." 519 00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:56,328 Wasn't the best first impression for Sophie's parents. 520 00:30:56,448 --> 00:31:00,088 Made it worse, all the girls we got back were Sophie's friends. 521 00:31:00,208 --> 00:31:01,728 What are you doing here? 522 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,488 Oh, my God. 523 00:31:05,608 --> 00:31:09,048 The guy that Sophie banged is still in the house. So ashamed. 524 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,128 Totally could tell he was a bit ashamed of himself. 525 00:31:13,608 --> 00:31:15,528 Hungry anyone? Pizza! 526 00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:19,288 Sophie's dad has got an Italian restaurant 527 00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:23,328 so he brought loads of pizzas and pastas. Lush, like. 528 00:31:24,528 --> 00:31:27,528 They are the best parents to come when you're hungover. 529 00:31:27,648 --> 00:31:29,968 Down-to-earth, her dad's over the top. 530 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:33,928 โ™ช hey, mambo mambo italiano โ™ช 531 00:31:34,048 --> 00:31:38,448 look at her dad. I fancy Sophie's dad. 532 00:31:38,568 --> 00:31:42,968 We've got Charlotte, that's my pooh partner. 533 00:31:43,088 --> 00:31:46,808 Opening up to her mum like a friend. "That's my pooh partner." 534 00:31:46,928 --> 00:31:49,568 I was shocked. What she is saying to her mum? 535 00:31:49,688 --> 00:31:52,688 If my mum was here, "I've done nothing, reading books." 536 00:31:52,808 --> 00:31:55,568 I wouldn't dare tell her what I've been doing. 537 00:31:55,688 --> 00:32:00,648 Biggest fake tits in middlesbrough. From middlesbrough? 538 00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:03,688 We've got gaz. First night, threesome. 539 00:32:03,808 --> 00:32:05,448 (All laugh) 540 00:32:11,768 --> 00:32:16,528 The surprise part is, I'm moving in as well. 541 00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:18,808 Is there a room for me? 542 00:32:18,928 --> 00:32:22,008 No, no guest room. 543 00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:24,888 I can't believe how cool my dad's being about sex. 544 00:32:25,008 --> 00:32:27,568 Sex is a no-go area. Sex is a swear word to my dad. 545 00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:32,728 We don't talk about sex, boys, kissing or anything like that. 546 00:32:32,848 --> 00:32:35,528 I feel a bit guilty, mum and dad being in the house. 547 00:32:35,648 --> 00:32:38,008 Me dad's being so cool about sex. 548 00:32:38,128 --> 00:32:41,608 At this moment of time, year of the slut, it's on pause. 549 00:32:41,728 --> 00:32:44,168 I'll look after your daughter, don't worry. 550 00:32:51,808 --> 00:32:55,688 I decided tonight I'm going to give my boyfriend a call 551 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:58,528 and let him know what happened with Gary. 552 00:32:58,648 --> 00:33:02,608 I kissed someone on the first night. "Fucking hell." 553 00:33:02,728 --> 00:33:06,408 But, erm... yeah. "Who?" 554 00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:10,368 Just a random basically. "Where?" 555 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,048 In the house, in the hot tub, 556 00:33:12,168 --> 00:33:16,848 I'd had 20 jaegers and I was lonely as fuck. 557 00:33:16,968 --> 00:33:19,088 I ended up kissing this lad. 558 00:33:21,408 --> 00:33:22,928 "Fucking hell, man." 559 00:33:23,048 --> 00:33:26,888 Are you fuming? "Yeah, obviously." 560 00:33:27,008 --> 00:33:28,328 Obviously, yeah. 561 00:33:30,168 --> 00:33:31,648 I'm sorry. 562 00:33:33,528 --> 00:33:35,688 I am, I love you. 563 00:33:36,688 --> 00:33:38,848 My relationship works with Dan 564 00:33:38,968 --> 00:33:42,928 because he's very accepting of the fact that I'm 18, 565 00:33:43,048 --> 00:33:46,448 I want to go out and have fun but yet, he still wants to be with me. 566 00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,248 He's got to give me my freedom 567 00:33:48,368 --> 00:33:50,928 but also, he wants to be with me at the same time. 568 00:33:51,048 --> 00:33:54,248 If he's letting me have my cake and eat it, why should I stop? 569 00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:55,408 You told him what? 570 00:33:55,528 --> 00:33:58,768 She comes into the room. 571 00:33:58,888 --> 00:34:02,168 Big... she wants a big Jeremy Kyle moment. 572 00:34:02,288 --> 00:34:05,688 She wants the drama, the hype of the situation. 573 00:34:05,808 --> 00:34:09,408 She wants all eyes on her. She's had a call with her boyfriend. 574 00:34:09,528 --> 00:34:13,848 I basically said, "I kissed someone on the first night." 575 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,968 He was like, "what?" And I was like... 576 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,248 "I kissed someone on the first night." 577 00:34:19,368 --> 00:34:23,088 I was like, "babe, I was lonely as fuck." On the first night?! 578 00:34:25,968 --> 00:34:28,048 I was lonely as owt on the first night?! 579 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:31,888 We all know for a fine fact, holly did more than Tash on with Gary. 580 00:34:32,008 --> 00:34:32,968 Birds remember. 581 00:34:33,088 --> 00:34:35,248 She remembers, she's embarrassed. 582 00:34:35,368 --> 00:34:38,448 You didn't just Tash on with him. I don't know what I did. 583 00:34:38,568 --> 00:34:41,688 I think I felt his cock but I don't remember. 584 00:34:42,408 --> 00:34:47,168 I didn't want to say "yeah, I wanked someone else off." 585 00:34:50,928 --> 00:34:53,728 (All yell) 586 00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:58,368 She's admitting it! 587 00:34:58,488 --> 00:35:00,848 Am I a liar still? No, no. 588 00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,528 Holly dropped herself in it. 589 00:35:02,648 --> 00:35:06,448 She says nothing happened with her and gaz but it did. 590 00:35:06,568 --> 00:35:10,128 After days of denying it, calling gaz a liar. She blurted out. 591 00:35:10,248 --> 00:35:12,608 I'm pleased everyone knows I wasn't lying. 592 00:35:12,728 --> 00:35:15,248 One thing I would never lie about is girls. 593 00:35:15,368 --> 00:35:17,728 Why would I have to lie about pulling holly? 594 00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:21,488 Holly's boyfriend... it's making him look a mug to be honest. 595 00:35:21,608 --> 00:35:23,368 And making herself look stupid. 596 00:35:25,368 --> 00:35:30,208 All I know is he's always been there for me. Always loved me to bits. 597 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:32,688 To ruin that would be an absolute shame. 598 00:35:32,808 --> 00:35:34,968 We'll have to see what happens. 599 00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:43,168 We're sitting down having a lovely tea, fajitas. 600 00:35:43,288 --> 00:35:47,128 Sophie and the lads have made it. Really impressed. 601 00:35:47,248 --> 00:35:50,768 We all sit down and gaz drops a bombshell. 602 00:35:50,888 --> 00:35:54,888 Tonight we've had loads of after parties, load of randoms back, 603 00:35:55,008 --> 00:35:59,448 I think go together tonight, some people are feeling upset, 604 00:35:59,568 --> 00:36:02,248 I think it'd be nice to go out as one big family. 605 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,928 Come back, have a party. 606 00:36:04,048 --> 00:36:06,728 All right for him, they've got guaranteed bangs. 607 00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:08,528 Me and James, we're snookered. 608 00:36:08,648 --> 00:36:10,808 Fuck off, Gary, how aye. 609 00:36:12,728 --> 00:36:14,088 Game plan for tonight, 610 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:17,648 everyone goes out and no-one comes back with anyone. 611 00:36:17,768 --> 00:36:19,968 Charlotte's there, guest room's there. 612 00:36:20,088 --> 00:36:21,408 I'll shag her for sure. 613 00:36:21,528 --> 00:36:23,648 Gary is creeping on Charlotte. 614 00:36:23,768 --> 00:36:26,688 I'll be surprised if she doesn't succumb soon, like. 615 00:36:32,328 --> 00:36:35,368 We're walking through, looking like worldies. 616 00:36:35,488 --> 00:36:38,048 Everyone's looking at us, we look amazing. 617 00:36:38,168 --> 00:36:39,568 The night's just begun. 618 00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:42,408 We're in a great area, getting well looked after, 619 00:36:42,528 --> 00:36:44,488 music is great, drinks are flowing. 620 00:36:44,608 --> 00:36:47,888 We're having this great family night out. 621 00:36:48,008 --> 00:36:52,408 Me, James, Greg, dance floor, girls. Necking on. 622 00:36:52,528 --> 00:36:55,208 Everything, drinks, the champagne was flowing. 623 00:36:55,328 --> 00:36:56,888 Amazing night. 624 00:36:57,008 --> 00:37:00,968 I look round and everybody has got a person. 625 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:04,368 Every time I go over, I feel like I'm cock blocking. 626 00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:07,448 I was like, right, absolutely mortal. 627 00:37:07,568 --> 00:37:10,048 I thought, "I'm gonna go out into the full club 628 00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:13,048 and have a dance with somebody." 629 00:37:13,168 --> 00:37:17,008 I go out, have a dance, find this quite attractive lad. 630 00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:19,048 Don't have a clue what his name was. 631 00:37:19,168 --> 00:37:23,768 I started dancing with him and he ends up kissing me. 632 00:37:23,888 --> 00:37:25,928 So I... is it retaliate? 633 00:37:26,048 --> 00:37:29,168 I didn't go out with the intention to do that 634 00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:31,648 but the opportunity arose and I went for it. 635 00:37:31,768 --> 00:37:34,448 Snogging somebody made me feel part of the group. 636 00:37:34,568 --> 00:37:38,208 I did feel more included. I was doing what everybody was doing. 637 00:37:38,328 --> 00:37:41,128 She says she's got an agreement with her boyfriend. 638 00:37:41,248 --> 00:37:44,288 If that was my girlfriend, I wouldn't be very happy. 639 00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:47,008 In a club grinding on someone, kissing someone. 640 00:37:47,128 --> 00:37:48,968 One weird relationship. 641 00:37:49,088 --> 00:37:53,168 To be fair, it was fun, I enjoyed it. I don't regret it. 642 00:37:53,288 --> 00:37:55,368 In the club, we're having a mint night. 643 00:37:55,488 --> 00:37:56,768 Dancing, kicking back. 644 00:37:56,888 --> 00:37:59,848 It's a matter of time before I make a move on Charlotte. 645 00:37:59,968 --> 00:38:02,008 I am so sick of Gary thinking 646 00:38:02,128 --> 00:38:04,208 he's got Charlotte where he wants her. 647 00:38:04,328 --> 00:38:07,888 I promised I wouldn't interfere but I'm sick of biting my tongue. 648 00:38:08,008 --> 00:38:11,888 I introduced her to the fittest guy in that club. 649 00:38:13,928 --> 00:38:16,008 All it took was a bit of introduction. 650 00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:19,808 Martin, this is Charlotte. They're getting on like a house on fire. 651 00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:21,888 There's no way I was gonna stand back 652 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:26,328 and let some other lad go with her. I made sure I was in there first. 653 00:38:26,448 --> 00:38:29,008 Do you know who I was standing with in that club? 654 00:38:29,128 --> 00:38:32,168 I remember that. That absolutely stunning boy. 655 00:38:32,288 --> 00:38:37,088 And then I went with Gary, why? Why? 656 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:40,808 When we're out, we'll be at separate ends of the club. 657 00:38:40,928 --> 00:38:43,808 It's like a magnet pulls us together. Smack. 658 00:38:43,928 --> 00:38:47,928 It's not even like he'll just slightly kiss us. 659 00:38:48,048 --> 00:38:50,568 Bang! We're ripping our clothes off. 660 00:38:50,688 --> 00:38:53,048 Why does it happen? Charlotte's in the bag. 661 00:38:53,168 --> 00:38:55,848 I'm ready to give her a night she'll never forget. 662 00:38:55,968 --> 00:38:57,648 He's like a Venus flytrap. 663 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:02,848 You get in and you're not getting out. 664 00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:04,288 You're fucking stuck. 665 00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:08,448 She's hovering. On the border of his jaws. 666 00:39:08,568 --> 00:39:11,928 If I could pull her back, 667 00:39:12,048 --> 00:39:15,208 I'd feel like I was doing the girl a serious favour. 668 00:39:16,368 --> 00:39:19,768 โ™ช the Black Eyed Peas: Don't stop the party 669 00:39:21,088 --> 00:39:23,808 it's obvious nowt will happen with me and Vicky. 670 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,688 I found a stunning brunette and neck on with her. 671 00:39:26,808 --> 00:39:30,568 I'm raging about him bringing back Lasses, and he mugs us off again? 672 00:39:36,368 --> 00:39:39,968 Jay can do one. He's not the only decent-looking lad in the club. 673 00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:43,368 If he wants to play it like that, I'll play him at his own game. 674 00:39:43,488 --> 00:39:44,488 Jealousy kicks in. 675 00:39:44,608 --> 00:39:47,488 Once you have a drink is when it starts to kick off. 676 00:39:47,608 --> 00:39:51,528 You've been necking on with a lad! You did it first! 677 00:39:51,648 --> 00:39:54,648 You're not answering my question. You did it first! 678 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:59,488 How am I doing it first? I watched you do it first! 679 00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,968 I'm not fucking having it any more! 680 00:40:02,088 --> 00:40:04,648 As if I'm in a relationship, 681 00:40:04,768 --> 00:40:06,968 I'm getting the shit from a relationship 682 00:40:07,088 --> 00:40:09,128 without the perks of a relationship. 683 00:40:09,248 --> 00:40:12,568 It's kind of starting to push me down. 684 00:40:12,688 --> 00:40:15,448 It's probably starting to push Vicky down as well. 685 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:27,288 We're back at the house, having fun, bit of crack on. 686 00:40:27,408 --> 00:40:29,248 Jay is still doing me head in. 687 00:40:29,368 --> 00:40:32,368 We all agreed we were gonna stay with the house tonight. 688 00:40:32,488 --> 00:40:33,688 That's what we agreed. 689 00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:36,968 The minute you got there, trying to get with someone else. 690 00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:40,848 You want to be in the same vip as me, kissing another bird. 691 00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:44,248 But when I do it, it's wrong. When you do it, it's all right. 692 00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:46,568 You have fucking lost your mind, Jay. 693 00:40:46,688 --> 00:40:50,248 There's so much sexual tension with Vicky and Jay. 694 00:40:50,368 --> 00:40:53,368 It's like a light bulb, I don't know if they're off or on. 695 00:40:53,488 --> 00:40:57,568 You've still not yet admitted that you kissed her first. Admit it. 696 00:40:57,688 --> 00:40:58,688 I kissed her first. 697 00:40:58,808 --> 00:41:02,168 You're a dickhead and you've got to get out of my room. 698 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:05,648 I'm kidding. 699 00:41:05,768 --> 00:41:08,928 Just cos he's tashed on with a couple of birds, 700 00:41:09,048 --> 00:41:12,568 doesn't mean I'm gonna dig my heels in and be a stubborn mule. 701 00:41:12,688 --> 00:41:14,808 He's handsome and I'll still like him. 702 00:41:16,568 --> 00:41:20,488 We all know what Gary's like. He's a little sly dog. 703 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:24,008 Trying to sly me in that shag pad and that. Not having that. 704 00:41:25,888 --> 00:41:29,288 Gaz is desperate for a bit of action from Charlotte. 705 00:41:30,168 --> 00:41:34,048 Gary doesn't feel very often, you can tell a mile off. 706 00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:38,928 It is pissing him off a bit how he can't get himself into her at all. 707 00:41:39,048 --> 00:41:43,248 She's playing hard to get which is probably making him like her more. 708 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,448 Went to the kitchen to get a few drinks, 709 00:41:45,568 --> 00:41:48,528 went back in there and Charlotte, passed out. 710 00:41:48,648 --> 00:41:52,288 I was trying to wake up. "Please, Charlotte, wake up." 711 00:41:52,408 --> 00:41:54,848 She was having none of it. Lifeless. 712 00:41:54,968 --> 00:41:58,968 For me, my whole game-plan went down the drain. 713 00:41:59,088 --> 00:42:01,048 Literally absolutely devastated. 714 00:42:01,168 --> 00:42:04,928 Charlotte's playing the player and looks like she could be winning. 715 00:42:05,048 --> 00:42:06,168 1-0 to Charlotte. 716 00:42:09,368 --> 00:42:10,328 Haway, man. 717 00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:13,568 We're obviously attracted to each other, full stop. 718 00:42:13,688 --> 00:42:16,368 Are we or are we not? 719 00:42:19,448 --> 00:42:21,208 I'm so disappointed in myself. 720 00:42:21,328 --> 00:42:22,688 It was only a matter of time. 721 00:42:22,808 --> 00:42:24,968 Holly's boyfriend and his friend walk through the door. 722 00:42:25,088 --> 00:42:27,288 My jaw practically hits the floor. 723 00:42:27,408 --> 00:42:29,328 (Screams) 724 00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:33,688 The mission in the house is to bang Vicky. 725 00:42:33,808 --> 00:42:36,088 We've made a mistake being in the same room. 726 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:40,048 I don't know if he's got it in him. Massive mistake. 727 00:42:40,168 --> 00:42:43,048 (Screams) Just let me go! 728 00:42:43,768 --> 00:42:46,528 I'm trying to be strong and I can't do it any more. 729 00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:55,688 Www.Mtv.Co.Uk/access60195

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