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In about five minutes,
she was down doing the job.
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I feel so sorry for her boyfriend.
You get with Vicky, she's yours.
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The minute I saw Jay,
I thought, "wow."
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Looking gorgeous.
Very handsome yourself.
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She's absolutely stunning.
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If you don't turn up or are late,
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you really jeopardise
your position in this house.
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This year is my year.
I will be a complete slut.
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I turned round and caught this lad
doing wanker in my face.
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We're a happy family now.
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Gaz is in there like swimwear,
all over char.
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She is in the palm of my hand.
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My biggest fear
is getting wrinkles.
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I'm a geordie girl with a vip edge.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I only kiss people with six-packs.
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The hardest graft I do is my hair.
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I can talk the legs off a donkey.
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Dress to impress, that's me.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty
and I've got ffs.
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(All) Geordie shore, why-aye!
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Last night I found myself a lad
and tashed on.
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I'm desperate for a bit of action.
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I don't know what happened,
I'm the first girl to shag here.
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Day fucking three.
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I think the year of the slut
has actually begun.
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Get in!
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Gaz and Charlotte
spent all morning in bed.
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Come on. Aye-aye!
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Gary is a sex machine.
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I think I'm probably
one of the only girls
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who has ever not given him sex.
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I have a secret weapon,
it does drive the girls wild.
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It's my massive cock.
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When I got the secret out,
she was, like... amazed.
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It's like a parsnip,
that's what I said.
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I'd win the vegetable competition,
it would be the biggest and best.
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He was swinging it about, I thought
he was gonna smash the walls down.
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Bosh, bosh! Bang, bang!
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I thought everything was going to
smash and we'd fall out the roof.
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Some girls take two days
or two weeks or six months.
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It'll happen at some stage.
It's a matter of time.
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The lads are asleep.
Is that how you fuck, like that?
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It's not how you shag like that.
Can I see your cock?
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We're not shagging.
Can I see?
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(Screams)
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I was like, what the fuck is that?
I've never ever...
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I've seen a lot of cocks,
I've never seen anything like that.
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It was like my forearm.
Everyone's seen it now.
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The secret's out.
It was huge.
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Never seen that. I would be scared.
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Nee matter
how mortal I was last night,
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I knew me and James had to get up
early and do a shift for work.
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I jumped out of bed,
didn't know what time it was.
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Ran down to speak to James.
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I knew he...
He said he was gonna set the alarm.
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Looked at the clock,
it was ten to eight.
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We need to get up, we're at work.
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(Phone rings)
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I knew it'd be Anna straight away.
Hello? "Is Jay there?"
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Hi, Anna, it's Jay speaking.
"Where are you?"
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We'll be literally two minutes.
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We're ready,
just walking out the door.
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"Did I not say 8.00am,
don't be late?" You did.
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Really sorry.
We'll be literally two minutes.
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"No, you're too late to start.
I'm absolutely fuming."
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Don't tell Jay, right?
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I was blaming the alarm clock
for not going off.
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But I was that pissed,
I forgot to turn it on.
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"I'm really disappointed."
Anna, please.
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"You've let me down,
you've let my client down."
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"You can't be late for a job.
I'll call you later."
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Please, we'll be two minutes.
"Bye."
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Fuckin' hell.
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Anna just rang, absolutely foaming.
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We ended up getting too pissed
and didn't set the alarm.
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I don't want Jay to get kicked...
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Saying that,
he could've set an alarm.
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I've seen his Willy,
it is absolutely huge.
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Keep it away from me.
He put a girl in hospital with it.
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I think he punctured a lung.
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Do you reckon they banged?
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I couldn't lie in bed
with a bird and not bang her.
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I asked her to her face
and said, "did you bang him?"
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She's an open book.
She went, "no, I swear."
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"But I've seen his Willy
and it's massive." (All laugh)
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I've never seen it,
I have no desire to see it.
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If he gets it out in front of me,
I'll be mortified.
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Being in this house is a bigger test
for me and Dan's relationship.
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A lot more than
I thought it actually would be.
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Obviously, things I've done
and some of the things I've said,
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I'm not particularly proud of
when I have a boyfriend.
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Did you miss me last night?
"Yeah."
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Did you?
"Didn't know what to do."
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I proper miss you,
I was crying again last night.
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You should definitely
come over one time.
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We've got a guest room,
it's got a four-poster bed.
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But the lads keep shagging in it
and stuff but we keep changing it.
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If you come down, we can stay
in there and it'll be fun.
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"Sound. Sounds good to me.
Just let me know and I'll be there."
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Will do, babe.
Not a problem at all.
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Love you, bye.
"Love you, bye."
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My boyfriend Dan said I can
kiss other lads while I'm here
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but on the first night,
I ended up in bed with Gary.
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I wish I could remember
so I could be honest about it.
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Are you allowed to do
what you want but he's not?
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Er, no, I mean, I'm here.
He's at home...
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Well... no... I don't know.
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You're allowed to suck Gary's cock.
No, no.
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If I've done it,
I'll admit it, I'm a prick.
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If I haven't, I'm a prick
for getting into bed with him.
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Either way, I'm an idiot.
Is he a liar, then?
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Yes, he's a fucking liar.
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Is he?
Yeah, definitely.
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We decided to gan out
and have some fun as a group.
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Vicky is not really my cup of tea.
She's good as a friend.
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I hope Jay's not got
something to prove now
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because of my lunch with Greg.
Me and Greg are mates.
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I think her and Jay will hit it off.
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We've slept in each other's beds
every night since being here.
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Having a cuddle.
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We're playing a husband-and-wife
role at the minute.
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Vicky pulled us to one side,
asking what's gonna be happening.
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Am I gonna bring anyone back?
Am I wanting to bring anyone back?
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Would you be bothered
if I brought someone home?
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I really like Jay.
He's handsome, he's my type.
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He looks like
he could handle himself.
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He feels like
a real gentleman as well.
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Are you planning on
bringing someone back, like? No.
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I don't want to do anything to
upset him. I hope he feels the same.
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Don't go having sex with someone
in bed next to us. Am I clear?
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Are you clear?! Yes, mam.
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She can do what she wants,
I can do what I want.
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She's good looking but it doesn't
mean anything will happen.
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Walk through the door
and there's a note on the table.
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From Anna.
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And it's, like...
It's an angry note.
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"Came round to have a chat with Jay
and James, you were all out again."
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"Place is a mess. We need to have
a serious chat. Not impressed."
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I hope it doesn't mean
we'll get booted out.
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She's mad cos the house is a mess.
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Angry cos she's been calling round
and we're not in.
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And then, she's raging
about Jay and James not turning up.
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At the start,
they thought it was a joke.
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As the day's gone on,
they're starting to panic
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and it's getting a lot seriouser.
She's being a bit harsh.
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It was mine and James's fault
but to kick...
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Well, I think she's taken it
a bit too far.
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We've made a bit of a mistake,
but we don't deserve that, like.
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Four birds just come round tonight.
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(All) Cheers!
Bad idea.
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This bird comes tottering up
the stairs, six stone dripping wet.
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Worst hair extensions
I've seen in my life.
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Gary's in another room
with another girl.
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I don't care
but it makes me look like a mug.
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Fucking come on!
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(All) Geordie shore, why-aye!
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.
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.
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The lads are on a bit of a downer
because they might be going.
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Only way to cheer them up
is to have birds.
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I've got loads of numbers.
Let's get it on.
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Give them a ring.
(All chat at once)
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Don't worry, lads. Don't worry.
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I'm the oldest here so I thought
it's time to educate them.
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Go out, get the numbers.
Wine and dine them.
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Shag them, then dump them.
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Us trying to cook them a meal...
I've never ever wined and dined.
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We'll get some wine.
Champers, not wine.
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Wine, steak, hot tub. Bosh.
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Me and gaz are learning things
from Greg
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because usually we go on a night,
pull a bird and bang them.
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My technique is more like
you're in, you're out. It's done.
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To wine and dine,
it'd have to be a special person.
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I wouldn't need to dine Charlotte,
it's already sorted.
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I'll ring them now.
Play it cool.
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I'm showing them
the snakers way to do it.
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Get four birds round, wine
and dine them, then bang them.
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Is that Harriet?
"It is."
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How are you?
It's Greg from Saturday night.
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"Hello, how you doing?"
All right, yeah. You?
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"I'm fine, thanks."
What are you doing tonight?
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"I'm not doing much really."
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Me and the boys are gonna have some
food and drinks if you fancy it?
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"That would be really good."
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Do you want us to spend
all my money on food and stuff? Nah.
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I just want to go out,
get them pissed and bang them.
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See you about 9.00pm?
"Yeah, that'll be great."
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Right then, cool. See you then.
"Ok, bye."
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(All cheer)
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There's one. Who was that?
Fuckin' hell.
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Tap-tap.
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Cheers for the bad hand.
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I reckon Vicky is going to kick off
without a doubt.
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And I reckon Charlotte will be
kicking off with Gary as well.
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Don't tell them.
They cannot find out.
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What will they say?
They'll go nuts.
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Especially if these birds
are fitter and all blonde.
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Tonight is a tricky one
for Charlotte.
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Is she worth waiting for?
I don't fancy the arse off her.
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I'll go with the flow tonight.
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Interesting to see Charlotte's face.
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What about you and Gary?
Me and Gary are nothing.
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I give his bell end a kiss sometimes
and that's it.
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What if he brings a lass back?
I'll not be bothered.
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You can stop thinking me and Gary
are going to get married
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cos there's already
a married couple in the house.
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(All jeer)
Husband and wife next door.
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I really like Jay.
I think he does fancy us.
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At the end of the day,
Jay is still a lad.
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I don't know how I'll react
if he brings a bird back.
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We'll both have to play it by ear.
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I'm really worried about Vicky.
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I think she might be keener on
Jay than what Jay is for her.
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(All giggle)
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We're having a couple of drinks
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and Charlotte gets the brilliant
idea of making a punchbowl.
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We're having a few drinks,
chilling out.
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We notice the lads were absent.
Took a while, we were tipsy.
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They're drinking downstairs.
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They're going to be smashed by
the time those girls come round.
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Smashed.
We'll wind them up.
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Pretend we're cooking for them.
Get the candles. Absolutely buzzing.
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Come down with champagne,
"is that for us?"
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Aye.
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"Charlotte, we'll make you a meal,
get ready upstairs."
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Ding-dong.
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Gonna be a proper laugh
but the girls haven't got a clue.
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There's gonna be four
good-looking blonde girls turn up.
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We rock out,
all dressed up and that.
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00:13:28,628 --> 00:13:33,028
We've got the table set.
We've got champagne, candles.
232
00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:34,828
I've never done that for a girl.
233
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:38,148
What shall we say?
Just us four having...
234
00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:40,268
Just be like,
"having a lads' night."
235
00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:43,708
Having a lads' night with candles?
(All laugh)
236
00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:46,268
They know exactly
what sort of lads we are.
237
00:13:46,388 --> 00:13:47,588
Fucking candles?
238
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,868
What's the time, Gary?
Five past eight.
239
00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:52,748
(All talk at once)
240
00:13:54,148 --> 00:13:55,748
Haven't gone the full way yet.
241
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,588
If I did,
it could get very complicated.
242
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,108
Charlotte could become
very possessive.
243
00:14:01,228 --> 00:14:05,388
Greg, come here!
(All chant) Greg, Greg, Greg!
244
00:14:05,508 --> 00:14:07,948
โช get your cock out
get your cock out
245
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,588
โช get your cock out for the Lasses
246
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:13,668
โช get your cock out for the Lasses
247
00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,228
we're pacing ourselves.
248
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:18,308
Would you like some?
Get involved. Get a cup.
249
00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:20,468
I've got to jump in the shower.
250
00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:23,188
You not have a shower
before we came bowling? No.
251
00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:25,588
They were lying, man.
252
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,508
Are you having a shower again?
253
00:14:27,628 --> 00:14:31,108
Greg's having another shower. Why?
Something's kicking off.
254
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:35,308
They're definitely up to something.
We've left them to it.
255
00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:38,388
We all ended upstairs
trying on clothes for tomorrow.
256
00:14:38,508 --> 00:14:41,908
Getting my face mask done
and everything.
257
00:14:42,028 --> 00:14:44,108
It was no skin off our nose.
258
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:46,188
We've got 20 minutes.
259
00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:48,388
What the fuck are you doing, mate?
260
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:51,708
Veeting, got to be smooth
for the birds.
261
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:09,108
Everything's going to plan.
Our girls haven't got a clue.
262
00:15:13,908 --> 00:15:17,748
That's lovely.
I love the jacuzzi.
263
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,388
We're doing facemasks,
just chilling out.
264
00:15:20,508 --> 00:15:24,508
We hear all this girly giggling,
typically female behaviour.
265
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:27,668
They should have told us
to bring our bikinis.
266
00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:30,788
They literally walked in like...
What have they got on?
267
00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:33,788
You know, like...
Like them long calotte things.
268
00:15:33,908 --> 00:15:37,628
Heels and dresses.
Proper curly, rollered hair.
269
00:15:37,748 --> 00:15:41,868
"We're going to geordie shore,
we're gonna boss the other Lasses."
270
00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,908
It's horrible, man.
271
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,228
Fucking bell ends.
I knew there was something going on.
272
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:53,148
I doubt they thought about us. They
only want to get their creep on.
273
00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:58,988
I feel like they've got them back
on purpose to make us look rank.
274
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:03,468
Greg, I bet you're a proper charmer.
He's the charmer.
275
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,268
You're a player.
276
00:16:05,388 --> 00:16:08,868
Player, player!
277
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,388
(Girls scream downstairs)
278
00:16:19,348 --> 00:16:21,388
We're pissed off, don't get us wrong.
279
00:16:21,508 --> 00:16:24,108
We didn't want to show the lads
we were bothered.
280
00:16:24,228 --> 00:16:27,028
So we stayed in my room
and pampered ourselves.
281
00:16:27,148 --> 00:16:29,668
(All) Cheers!
282
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:34,508
Greg has done an amazing job.
He's cooked mushrooms.
283
00:16:34,628 --> 00:16:36,748
Fair do's, it's amazing.
284
00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,908
Greg, did I tell you
I like mushrooms?
285
00:16:39,028 --> 00:16:43,388
Can I just tell you one thing,
I feel like my steak's still alive.
286
00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:47,388
I love it rare but I like it dead.
It's not dead yet.
287
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,668
They were all girls
he pulled in the bar,
288
00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:51,828
so I let him have first choice.
289
00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:55,148
She was gagging for it, her.
290
00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:59,028
Giving him funny looks,
like eye-contact and stuff.
291
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,628
Pouting her lips and stuff.
292
00:17:00,748 --> 00:17:03,388
Guaranteed Greg was going
to bang her, like.
293
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,668
I'm going to show her around.
294
00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:17,028
The candles and champagne
was a massive touch
295
00:17:17,148 --> 00:17:19,028
and they fell straight in the trap.
296
00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:22,908
Straight away,
it was a race for the guest room
297
00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:24,948
so I grabbed mine straightaway.
298
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,428
Wasn't messing about, took her
in there and did the business.
299
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:32,228
(The fuckin' guest room.)
Aye, straight up there, man.
300
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,428
Within about 20 minutes,
Greg was in the guest room
301
00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:43,108
doing what he does,
snaking straightaway.
302
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,668
I think Greg wanted that.
It's loosened him right up.
303
00:17:46,788 --> 00:17:49,148
(Hot tub whirs)
304
00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:57,308
I ended up with jade
who was a total airhead.
305
00:17:57,428 --> 00:17:59,508
(Screams)
306
00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:05,948
Come in the hot tub!
307
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,308
I went and took her
to the guest room.
308
00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:10,948
> Jade's got a boyfriend.
That's nee good.
309
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:14,948
Fuck! You didn't tell us that.
310
00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:17,468
(Jade) Well, it didn't ever come up.
311
00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:19,748
Are you coming in the hot tub
as friends?
312
00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:23,628
Gutted she's got a lad.
313
00:18:23,748 --> 00:18:26,628
All that time wasted,
grafting her for nowt.
314
00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:29,148
Who knows how to play twister?
315
00:18:29,268 --> 00:18:32,028
Jay's bird's got a lad.
Mine's boring as fuck.
316
00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:34,708
Just looks like banging
is off the cards for us.
317
00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:37,788
(Screams)
She's mad for that.
318
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,468
Hey, girl!
319
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:43,508
I grabbed my duvet,
got in with the girls.
320
00:18:43,628 --> 00:18:46,628
Jay, knock yourself out.
I'm not gonna cock block.
321
00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:48,828
Push our beds together,
have a double.
322
00:18:52,748 --> 00:18:54,428
That's perfect.
There you go.
323
00:18:54,548 --> 00:18:55,748
Thanks, now.
324
00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:58,828
Harriet.
325
00:18:58,948 --> 00:19:01,628
James and Jay come barrelling in,
straight away.
326
00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:06,228
Jay is like, "you all right,
all right? They all had shit crack."
327
00:19:06,348 --> 00:19:10,388
James was like, "we came to have
some banter with our housemates."
328
00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:12,668
That's canny nice of them.
329
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:15,548
(James) I'll put my head in,
don't squash us, like.
330
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:19,628
We've just had four of
the biggest airheads round.
331
00:19:19,748 --> 00:19:24,548
Me and James were like,
we wish we'd stuck with them.
332
00:19:24,668 --> 00:19:27,188
These lot downstairs
were total nightmares.
333
00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:28,788
Doing my head in all night.
334
00:19:28,908 --> 00:19:34,148
I'd rather have been with you there.
You stink of drink.
335
00:19:34,268 --> 00:19:37,428
This bird totters up the stairs.
Six stone, dripping wet.
336
00:19:37,548 --> 00:19:39,628
Worst hair extensions
I've ever seen.
337
00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:42,828
She comes mincing up,
actually soaking, though.
338
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,068
< hello.
339
00:19:44,188 --> 00:19:48,388
Just go away, please.
I'll smash your fucking face in.
340
00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:50,868
I was the grinch. I was fuming.
341
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:56,668
Do you want a map? Downstairs.
There's no need to be so rude.
342
00:19:56,788 --> 00:19:58,868
Horrible person,
you're in our house.
343
00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:01,748
I'm a horrible person?
I was told to come here.
344
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,548
Are you joking?
Go downstairs.
345
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:06,428
You're asking for you mates,
they're downstairs.
346
00:20:06,548 --> 00:20:09,508
What don't you understand?
I'm going downstairs.
347
00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:16,108
When I think about Gary
with another girl,
348
00:20:16,228 --> 00:20:20,348
I think I might actually
be sick in my mouth. Poo myself.
349
00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:23,028
Sick in my mouth or poo myself.
Maybe both.
350
00:20:23,148 --> 00:20:24,908
Goodnight, Greg.
351
00:20:25,028 --> 00:20:27,948
I filled her full of shit.
"I'll ring you tomorrow."
352
00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,988
I'm never gonna speak to her again.
353
00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:41,748
(Phone rings)
354
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,908
Hello?
(Anna) "Hiya, Sophie."
355
00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:51,108
"I'm gonna come to the house."
Uh-huh.
356
00:20:51,228 --> 00:20:54,828
"Let Jay and James know
I'd like to speak to them then."
357
00:20:54,948 --> 00:20:55,908
Is it good or bad?
358
00:20:56,028 --> 00:20:59,948
"I'll be about an hour
and I'll let them know then."
359
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:03,828
"Please make sure the house is tidy,
I don't want to walk into a mess."
360
00:21:03,948 --> 00:21:05,588
"Ok?"
No bother, Anna.
361
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,228
"See you soon."
Bye.
362
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:11,148
Us girls are still pissed off
the lads bring them girls back.
363
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:12,868
Shit.
364
00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:15,148
The thing we want is for
Jay and James to stay in the house.
365
00:21:15,268 --> 00:21:18,708
So let's get this place sorted,
tidied and stick together.
366
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,428
Tidied out room,
I hoovered the kitchen, I mopped.
367
00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:27,828
Cleaned every plate I could see.
368
00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:32,788
Look at that.
369
00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:40,188
We've barely finished cleaning
370
00:21:40,308 --> 00:21:42,068
and Anna rocks up
and does a full inspection.
371
00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:45,188
(Groans)
372
00:21:45,308 --> 00:21:47,028
Do you live like this at home?
373
00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:50,348
Is this the remnants of last night?
374
00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:53,628
Went to the guest room
where I was staying last night.
375
00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:57,428
I left it in a state last night.
Can't remember how I left it.
376
00:21:57,548 --> 00:22:02,348
Oh, my God. Whose are these?
< Greg's.
377
00:22:02,468 --> 00:22:06,748
At least you've been safe.
Did you take your socks off before?
378
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,388
They're not mine.
379
00:22:12,108 --> 00:22:15,188
You all right?
Been better.
380
00:22:15,308 --> 00:22:17,068
Anna is raging about the house.
381
00:22:17,188 --> 00:22:20,828
Me and Jay don't know whether
she's going to let us stay or what.
382
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:27,508
I hope I've made the right decision.
I really do.
383
00:22:27,628 --> 00:22:32,468
We'll give you another chance
but you need to make it up to us.
384
00:22:32,588 --> 00:22:34,468
Definitely.
385
00:22:36,108 --> 00:22:39,268
Going out tonight.
(All cheer)
386
00:22:51,588 --> 00:22:54,388
(Holly) We'll definitely
be celebrating tonight.
387
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:57,108
Koosdays is the biggest night out
in newcastle.
388
00:22:57,228 --> 00:23:00,508
Get glammed up, geordie-style.
Get absolutely mortal.
389
00:23:00,628 --> 00:23:03,228
We are doing
a typical geordie routine
390
00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:05,468
to get ready for a big night out.
391
00:23:05,588 --> 00:23:07,788
I'll have one shot in my hand
at all times.
392
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,988
I can just not wait for tonight.
393
00:23:10,108 --> 00:23:11,508
Buzzing!
394
00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:14,108
โช lmfao: Party rock anthem
395
00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:25,188
I hadn't seen my friends for a while.
396
00:23:25,308 --> 00:23:28,708
So they come straight over to me.
I'm like, "yes, my friends."
397
00:23:28,828 --> 00:23:31,508
Sophie's been saying
her mates are all stunning.
398
00:23:31,628 --> 00:23:33,708
I didn't know to believe her or not.
399
00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:38,388
Last night in a club, about 15 girls
come in, all stunning.
400
00:23:38,508 --> 00:23:41,188
All Sophie's mates.
I'm starting to like Gary.
401
00:23:41,308 --> 00:23:44,548
I've told him,
if he brings a girl back,
402
00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:47,228
I'll punch him square in the face.
403
00:23:47,348 --> 00:23:50,508
The geordie shore lads
were loving the girls last night.
404
00:23:50,628 --> 00:23:53,628
They take over. They grab each one.
405
00:23:53,748 --> 00:23:56,548
I thought, fuck this,
I'm pulling their mates.
406
00:23:56,668 --> 00:24:01,508
I'm pulling geordie shore's lads.
I seen James dancing with a friend.
407
00:24:01,628 --> 00:24:05,828
I fancy the fuck out of this lad.
He's with me tonight.
408
00:24:07,468 --> 00:24:08,548
The club was packed.
409
00:24:08,668 --> 00:24:14,228
We had our own area, we should have
been able to have fun vip-style.
410
00:24:14,348 --> 00:24:17,308
There's nothing vip about
that situation last night.
411
00:24:17,428 --> 00:24:18,828
It was a cattle market.
412
00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:21,428
I just pushed past some girl
trying to get out.
413
00:24:21,548 --> 00:24:23,468
I wanted my own space just to think.
414
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,588
I'm not about to stand there
and have some fat, ugly bird
415
00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:29,108
the size of a Ford focus
push me around.
416
00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:40,468
Before I had time to react,
the girls were there,
417
00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:43,148
Charlie's angels.
I'm not even kidding you.
418
00:24:43,268 --> 00:24:46,708
I just went, boosh.
She fell on the floor.
419
00:24:46,828 --> 00:24:49,028
Her mate ran in,
started pushing chairs.
420
00:24:49,148 --> 00:24:51,228
I thought,
"you wanna play that game?"
421
00:24:51,348 --> 00:24:54,228
Picked up a chair and went,
"fucking come on!"
422
00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:57,348
The girls outlasted the boys
last night, standard.
423
00:24:59,108 --> 00:25:01,308
Charlotte is the last thing
on my mind.
424
00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:05,428
If I see another girl,
I'm not going to not go with them
425
00:25:05,548 --> 00:25:07,868
because of Charlotte.
That won't happen.
426
00:25:10,268 --> 00:25:14,388
I'm hoping psycho Charlotte won't
come out on Gary, that would be bad.
427
00:25:14,508 --> 00:25:17,388
But you probably's gonna.
428
00:25:21,828 --> 00:25:25,708
It all moves up to the bedroom.
The bedroom is the star of the show.
429
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,588
The bedroom is just
sex in the air.
430
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:31,908
Tits flying about.
I see knickers coming off.
431
00:25:32,028 --> 00:25:34,748
It's a complete porn movie
last night.
432
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,508
I am giving him
the best night of his life.
433
00:25:37,628 --> 00:25:40,348
He'll remember my name
by the end of this night.
434
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,108
Brap!
435
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,108
Brap! Brap!
436
00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:54,068
Charlotte is a live wire.
She's a liability.
437
00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,548
A legitimate kick-off.
438
00:25:56,668 --> 00:26:00,868
She is fucking mortal, can't
even stand up. It's hilarious.
439
00:26:00,988 --> 00:26:05,188
When it comes to Gary,
if he's going to bring a bird home
440
00:26:05,308 --> 00:26:09,348
and she's in the wrong mood,
this could go sky-high.
441
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,748
(Screams)
442
00:26:14,508 --> 00:26:17,428
Get her in the cab.
443
00:26:24,868 --> 00:26:27,948
I come back and Gary is in
another room with another girl.
444
00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:31,908
I couldn't give a shit
but it makes me look like a mug.
445
00:26:32,028 --> 00:26:36,028
You knew that from the start, you
know what he's like. You've seen it.
446
00:26:36,148 --> 00:26:40,708
I cannot say that, but I'm a fucking
mug for even starting to like him.
447
00:26:40,828 --> 00:26:43,428
Because of the girls,
I'm pissed off
448
00:26:43,548 --> 00:26:46,188
because I didn't bring anyone home.
449
00:26:46,308 --> 00:26:47,868
I don't want to look like a mug
450
00:26:47,988 --> 00:26:51,148
who's sitting by myself
while Gary's getting everyone.
451
00:26:51,268 --> 00:26:53,948
No matter how switched on
I like to think she is,
452
00:26:54,068 --> 00:26:57,028
no matter how much of
a tough cookie I say she is,
453
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,188
I think she's fallen a bit for him.
454
00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:01,908
Listen, you're pissed.
I'm not pissed.
455
00:27:02,028 --> 00:27:05,628
You are. Greg, fuck off.
Who are you telling to fuck off?
456
00:27:05,748 --> 00:27:08,588
Hey, this is not...
I'm not fucking drunk!
457
00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:12,668
You blatantly are.
This is the last thing you wanted.
458
00:27:12,788 --> 00:27:15,228
I am slurring my words?
Yes.
459
00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:17,588
Am I?
Yes.
460
00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:22,788
But really, I am absolutely mortal.
I can't even see him.
461
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:26,908
Am I slurring my words?
You came over to help her.
462
00:27:27,028 --> 00:27:29,508
She's giving me abuse.
I am not fucking drunk!
463
00:27:29,628 --> 00:27:31,748
I'm trying to help you.
464
00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:34,468
I don't think gaz realises
how mad Charlotte is.
465
00:27:34,588 --> 00:27:36,788
We all thought she was
nice and innocent,
466
00:27:36,908 --> 00:27:40,068
but after seeing her go out,
she's absolutely mad.
467
00:27:40,188 --> 00:27:43,388
I could see her hitting him
or hitting the girl he's with.
468
00:27:43,508 --> 00:27:46,908
The next thing you know,
I'm upstairs in my bedroom
469
00:27:47,028 --> 00:27:50,828
and Charlotte comes flying
through the door
470
00:27:50,948 --> 00:27:53,068
and kicks off with us
and telling me
471
00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:56,988
that I cannot be
in my bedroom with a bird.
472
00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,508
Go in the guest room.
Away, man, Jay.
473
00:28:01,188 --> 00:28:02,148
Away!
474
00:28:02,268 --> 00:28:05,028
As if someone come in our room
with another lad.
475
00:28:05,148 --> 00:28:08,068
That is Vicky's bedroom,
no girls on the top floor
476
00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,748
because it's our bedroom
and Vicky's bedroom.
477
00:28:10,868 --> 00:28:12,428
I'm gonna stick up for Vicky.
478
00:28:12,548 --> 00:28:15,868
If that was my room, I wouldn't
want no dirty girls in my room.
479
00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:18,148
I'm not being funny,
I'll listen to her.
480
00:28:18,268 --> 00:28:20,228
Why not me?
Cos she lives there.
481
00:28:20,348 --> 00:28:21,508
She lives here.
482
00:28:21,628 --> 00:28:24,228
Do you live here? I do.
I didn't know that, sorry.
483
00:28:24,348 --> 00:28:27,628
She lives here, she lives here.
No-one's gonna do anything.
484
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,508
Do you know who lives there?
Vicky, our mate.
485
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:35,188
You've brought this on yourself.
I've brought nowt on myself!
486
00:28:35,308 --> 00:28:38,788
Vicky was gonna come and find you!
You're fucking daft (Blank).
487
00:28:38,908 --> 00:28:41,548
It's not even her bedroom!
488
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:45,148
She was shouting at me,
I was kicking off with her.
489
00:28:45,268 --> 00:28:49,468
Are you taking the fucking piss?
There was fuck all going on!
490
00:28:49,588 --> 00:28:51,068
Oh, my God!
491
00:28:55,988 --> 00:29:00,268
I'm pissed, I'm emotional.
I'm gutted about Gary.
492
00:29:00,388 --> 00:29:03,668
I really think that psycho
Charlotte is creeping its way out
493
00:29:03,788 --> 00:29:06,868
so people have got to watch out now,
especially Gary.
494
00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:18,788
Charlotte's in the bag. I'll give her
a night she won't forget.
495
00:29:18,908 --> 00:29:22,708
Jay can do one, like. He's not the
only decent-looking lad in the club.
496
00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:25,748
You've been necking on with a lad!
You did it first!
497
00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:27,428
Holly dropped herself in it.
498
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,068
Why would I lie about pulling holly?
499
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:35,308
(All) Geordie shore, why-aye!
500
00:29:39,248 --> 00:29:39,328
J.
501
00:29:45,328 --> 00:29:48,048
I wake up, I'm looking around,
I'm thinking,
502
00:29:48,168 --> 00:29:50,328
"shit, there's gonna be
an atmosphere."
503
00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:53,448
"I was a bitch last night.
Everyone's going to hate us."
504
00:29:53,568 --> 00:29:58,208
Before I get a chance to apologise,
we get interrupted. (Doorbell rings)
505
00:29:58,328 --> 00:30:02,368
Are you fucking kidding?
The door.
506
00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:07,128
The doorbell rings.
What the fuck, is it Anna again?
507
00:30:07,248 --> 00:30:10,288
Is this Anna? No, it's only
bloody mother and father.
508
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,528
Oh, my God.
509
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,808
Worst time to come, mam and dad.
510
00:30:18,928 --> 00:30:20,968
Come on. I'm dying with a hangover,
511
00:30:21,088 --> 00:30:24,488
there's still a lad upstairs
who I've just been banging.
512
00:30:24,608 --> 00:30:28,848
We had a party last night.
Good night?
513
00:30:28,968 --> 00:30:31,088
Aye, wild one.
Hungover?
514
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:35,488
Aye. Absolutely mortal.
Where is she? She's upstairs.
515
00:30:35,608 --> 00:30:36,688
Sophie!
516
00:30:36,808 --> 00:30:40,368
Sophie, your mam and dad
are in the kitchen.
517
00:30:40,488 --> 00:30:42,768
They just rocked in, I swear to God.
518
00:30:42,888 --> 00:30:46,008
Ding-dong, your dad was like,
"nice to meet you."
519
00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:56,328
Wasn't the best first impression
for Sophie's parents.
520
00:30:56,448 --> 00:31:00,088
Made it worse, all the girls
we got back were Sophie's friends.
521
00:31:00,208 --> 00:31:01,728
What are you doing here?
522
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,488
Oh, my God.
523
00:31:05,608 --> 00:31:09,048
The guy that Sophie banged
is still in the house. So ashamed.
524
00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,128
Totally could tell
he was a bit ashamed of himself.
525
00:31:13,608 --> 00:31:15,528
Hungry anyone?
Pizza!
526
00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:19,288
Sophie's dad has got
an Italian restaurant
527
00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:23,328
so he brought loads of pizzas
and pastas. Lush, like.
528
00:31:24,528 --> 00:31:27,528
They are the best parents to come
when you're hungover.
529
00:31:27,648 --> 00:31:29,968
Down-to-earth,
her dad's over the top.
530
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:33,928
โช hey, mambo
mambo italiano โช
531
00:31:34,048 --> 00:31:38,448
look at her dad.
I fancy Sophie's dad.
532
00:31:38,568 --> 00:31:42,968
We've got Charlotte,
that's my pooh partner.
533
00:31:43,088 --> 00:31:46,808
Opening up to her mum like a friend.
"That's my pooh partner."
534
00:31:46,928 --> 00:31:49,568
I was shocked.
What she is saying to her mum?
535
00:31:49,688 --> 00:31:52,688
If my mum was here,
"I've done nothing, reading books."
536
00:31:52,808 --> 00:31:55,568
I wouldn't dare tell her
what I've been doing.
537
00:31:55,688 --> 00:32:00,648
Biggest fake tits in middlesbrough.
From middlesbrough?
538
00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:03,688
We've got gaz.
First night, threesome.
539
00:32:03,808 --> 00:32:05,448
(All laugh)
540
00:32:11,768 --> 00:32:16,528
The surprise part is,
I'm moving in as well.
541
00:32:16,648 --> 00:32:18,808
Is there a room for me?
542
00:32:18,928 --> 00:32:22,008
No, no guest room.
543
00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:24,888
I can't believe how cool
my dad's being about sex.
544
00:32:25,008 --> 00:32:27,568
Sex is a no-go area.
Sex is a swear word to my dad.
545
00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:32,728
We don't talk about sex, boys,
kissing or anything like that.
546
00:32:32,848 --> 00:32:35,528
I feel a bit guilty,
mum and dad being in the house.
547
00:32:35,648 --> 00:32:38,008
Me dad's being so cool about sex.
548
00:32:38,128 --> 00:32:41,608
At this moment of time,
year of the slut, it's on pause.
549
00:32:41,728 --> 00:32:44,168
I'll look after your daughter,
don't worry.
550
00:32:51,808 --> 00:32:55,688
I decided tonight I'm going
to give my boyfriend a call
551
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:58,528
and let him know
what happened with Gary.
552
00:32:58,648 --> 00:33:02,608
I kissed someone on the first night.
"Fucking hell."
553
00:33:02,728 --> 00:33:06,408
But, erm... yeah.
"Who?"
554
00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:10,368
Just a random basically.
"Where?"
555
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:12,048
In the house, in the hot tub,
556
00:33:12,168 --> 00:33:16,848
I'd had 20 jaegers
and I was lonely as fuck.
557
00:33:16,968 --> 00:33:19,088
I ended up kissing this lad.
558
00:33:21,408 --> 00:33:22,928
"Fucking hell, man."
559
00:33:23,048 --> 00:33:26,888
Are you fuming?
"Yeah, obviously."
560
00:33:27,008 --> 00:33:28,328
Obviously, yeah.
561
00:33:30,168 --> 00:33:31,648
I'm sorry.
562
00:33:33,528 --> 00:33:35,688
I am, I love you.
563
00:33:36,688 --> 00:33:38,848
My relationship works with Dan
564
00:33:38,968 --> 00:33:42,928
because he's very accepting
of the fact that I'm 18,
565
00:33:43,048 --> 00:33:46,448
I want to go out and have fun but
yet, he still wants to be with me.
566
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,248
He's got to give me my freedom
567
00:33:48,368 --> 00:33:50,928
but also, he wants to be with me
at the same time.
568
00:33:51,048 --> 00:33:54,248
If he's letting me have my cake
and eat it, why should I stop?
569
00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:55,408
You told him what?
570
00:33:55,528 --> 00:33:58,768
She comes into the room.
571
00:33:58,888 --> 00:34:02,168
Big... she wants
a big Jeremy Kyle moment.
572
00:34:02,288 --> 00:34:05,688
She wants the drama,
the hype of the situation.
573
00:34:05,808 --> 00:34:09,408
She wants all eyes on her.
She's had a call with her boyfriend.
574
00:34:09,528 --> 00:34:13,848
I basically said, "I kissed
someone on the first night."
575
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:16,968
He was like, "what?"
And I was like...
576
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,248
"I kissed someone
on the first night."
577
00:34:19,368 --> 00:34:23,088
I was like, "babe, I was lonely
as fuck." On the first night?!
578
00:34:25,968 --> 00:34:28,048
I was lonely as owt
on the first night?!
579
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:31,888
We all know for a fine fact, holly
did more than Tash on with Gary.
580
00:34:32,008 --> 00:34:32,968
Birds remember.
581
00:34:33,088 --> 00:34:35,248
She remembers, she's embarrassed.
582
00:34:35,368 --> 00:34:38,448
You didn't just Tash on with him.
I don't know what I did.
583
00:34:38,568 --> 00:34:41,688
I think I felt his cock
but I don't remember.
584
00:34:42,408 --> 00:34:47,168
I didn't want to say
"yeah, I wanked someone else off."
585
00:34:50,928 --> 00:34:53,728
(All yell)
586
00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:58,368
She's admitting it!
587
00:34:58,488 --> 00:35:00,848
Am I a liar still?
No, no.
588
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,528
Holly dropped herself in it.
589
00:35:02,648 --> 00:35:06,448
She says nothing happened
with her and gaz but it did.
590
00:35:06,568 --> 00:35:10,128
After days of denying it,
calling gaz a liar. She blurted out.
591
00:35:10,248 --> 00:35:12,608
I'm pleased everyone knows
I wasn't lying.
592
00:35:12,728 --> 00:35:15,248
One thing
I would never lie about is girls.
593
00:35:15,368 --> 00:35:17,728
Why would I have to lie
about pulling holly?
594
00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:21,488
Holly's boyfriend... it's making
him look a mug to be honest.
595
00:35:21,608 --> 00:35:23,368
And making herself look stupid.
596
00:35:25,368 --> 00:35:30,208
All I know is he's always been there
for me. Always loved me to bits.
597
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:32,688
To ruin that would be
an absolute shame.
598
00:35:32,808 --> 00:35:34,968
We'll have to see what happens.
599
00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:43,168
We're sitting down having
a lovely tea, fajitas.
600
00:35:43,288 --> 00:35:47,128
Sophie and the lads have made it.
Really impressed.
601
00:35:47,248 --> 00:35:50,768
We all sit down
and gaz drops a bombshell.
602
00:35:50,888 --> 00:35:54,888
Tonight we've had loads of after
parties, load of randoms back,
603
00:35:55,008 --> 00:35:59,448
I think go together tonight,
some people are feeling upset,
604
00:35:59,568 --> 00:36:02,248
I think it'd be nice to go out
as one big family.
605
00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,928
Come back, have a party.
606
00:36:04,048 --> 00:36:06,728
All right for him,
they've got guaranteed bangs.
607
00:36:06,848 --> 00:36:08,528
Me and James, we're snookered.
608
00:36:08,648 --> 00:36:10,808
Fuck off, Gary, how aye.
609
00:36:12,728 --> 00:36:14,088
Game plan for tonight,
610
00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:17,648
everyone goes out
and no-one comes back with anyone.
611
00:36:17,768 --> 00:36:19,968
Charlotte's there,
guest room's there.
612
00:36:20,088 --> 00:36:21,408
I'll shag her for sure.
613
00:36:21,528 --> 00:36:23,648
Gary is creeping on Charlotte.
614
00:36:23,768 --> 00:36:26,688
I'll be surprised if
she doesn't succumb soon, like.
615
00:36:32,328 --> 00:36:35,368
We're walking through,
looking like worldies.
616
00:36:35,488 --> 00:36:38,048
Everyone's looking at us,
we look amazing.
617
00:36:38,168 --> 00:36:39,568
The night's just begun.
618
00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:42,408
We're in a great area,
getting well looked after,
619
00:36:42,528 --> 00:36:44,488
music is great, drinks are flowing.
620
00:36:44,608 --> 00:36:47,888
We're having
this great family night out.
621
00:36:48,008 --> 00:36:52,408
Me, James, Greg, dance floor, girls.
Necking on.
622
00:36:52,528 --> 00:36:55,208
Everything, drinks,
the champagne was flowing.
623
00:36:55,328 --> 00:36:56,888
Amazing night.
624
00:36:57,008 --> 00:37:00,968
I look round
and everybody has got a person.
625
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:04,368
Every time I go over,
I feel like I'm cock blocking.
626
00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:07,448
I was like, right,
absolutely mortal.
627
00:37:07,568 --> 00:37:10,048
I thought,
"I'm gonna go out into the full club
628
00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:13,048
and have a dance with somebody."
629
00:37:13,168 --> 00:37:17,008
I go out, have a dance,
find this quite attractive lad.
630
00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:19,048
Don't have a clue
what his name was.
631
00:37:19,168 --> 00:37:23,768
I started dancing with him
and he ends up kissing me.
632
00:37:23,888 --> 00:37:25,928
So I... is it retaliate?
633
00:37:26,048 --> 00:37:29,168
I didn't go out with
the intention to do that
634
00:37:29,288 --> 00:37:31,648
but the opportunity arose
and I went for it.
635
00:37:31,768 --> 00:37:34,448
Snogging somebody
made me feel part of the group.
636
00:37:34,568 --> 00:37:38,208
I did feel more included. I was
doing what everybody was doing.
637
00:37:38,328 --> 00:37:41,128
She says she's got an agreement
with her boyfriend.
638
00:37:41,248 --> 00:37:44,288
If that was my girlfriend,
I wouldn't be very happy.
639
00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:47,008
In a club grinding on someone,
kissing someone.
640
00:37:47,128 --> 00:37:48,968
One weird relationship.
641
00:37:49,088 --> 00:37:53,168
To be fair, it was fun,
I enjoyed it. I don't regret it.
642
00:37:53,288 --> 00:37:55,368
In the club,
we're having a mint night.
643
00:37:55,488 --> 00:37:56,768
Dancing, kicking back.
644
00:37:56,888 --> 00:37:59,848
It's a matter of time
before I make a move on Charlotte.
645
00:37:59,968 --> 00:38:02,008
I am so sick of Gary thinking
646
00:38:02,128 --> 00:38:04,208
he's got Charlotte
where he wants her.
647
00:38:04,328 --> 00:38:07,888
I promised I wouldn't interfere
but I'm sick of biting my tongue.
648
00:38:08,008 --> 00:38:11,888
I introduced her to
the fittest guy in that club.
649
00:38:13,928 --> 00:38:16,008
All it took was
a bit of introduction.
650
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:19,808
Martin, this is Charlotte. They're
getting on like a house on fire.
651
00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:21,888
There's no way
I was gonna stand back
652
00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:26,328
and let some other lad go with her.
I made sure I was in there first.
653
00:38:26,448 --> 00:38:29,008
Do you know who I was
standing with in that club?
654
00:38:29,128 --> 00:38:32,168
I remember that.
That absolutely stunning boy.
655
00:38:32,288 --> 00:38:37,088
And then I went with Gary, why? Why?
656
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:40,808
When we're out, we'll be at
separate ends of the club.
657
00:38:40,928 --> 00:38:43,808
It's like a magnet
pulls us together. Smack.
658
00:38:43,928 --> 00:38:47,928
It's not even like
he'll just slightly kiss us.
659
00:38:48,048 --> 00:38:50,568
Bang!
We're ripping our clothes off.
660
00:38:50,688 --> 00:38:53,048
Why does it happen?
Charlotte's in the bag.
661
00:38:53,168 --> 00:38:55,848
I'm ready to give her
a night she'll never forget.
662
00:38:55,968 --> 00:38:57,648
He's like a Venus flytrap.
663
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:02,848
You get in
and you're not getting out.
664
00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:04,288
You're fucking stuck.
665
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:08,448
She's hovering.
On the border of his jaws.
666
00:39:08,568 --> 00:39:11,928
If I could pull her back,
667
00:39:12,048 --> 00:39:15,208
I'd feel like I was doing
the girl a serious favour.
668
00:39:16,368 --> 00:39:19,768
โช the Black Eyed Peas:
Don't stop the party
669
00:39:21,088 --> 00:39:23,808
it's obvious nowt will happen
with me and Vicky.
670
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,688
I found a stunning brunette
and neck on with her.
671
00:39:26,808 --> 00:39:30,568
I'm raging about him bringing back
Lasses, and he mugs us off again?
672
00:39:36,368 --> 00:39:39,968
Jay can do one. He's not the only
decent-looking lad in the club.
673
00:39:40,088 --> 00:39:43,368
If he wants to play it like that,
I'll play him at his own game.
674
00:39:43,488 --> 00:39:44,488
Jealousy kicks in.
675
00:39:44,608 --> 00:39:47,488
Once you have a drink
is when it starts to kick off.
676
00:39:47,608 --> 00:39:51,528
You've been necking on with a lad!
You did it first!
677
00:39:51,648 --> 00:39:54,648
You're not answering my question.
You did it first!
678
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:59,488
How am I doing it first?
I watched you do it first!
679
00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:01,968
I'm not fucking having it any more!
680
00:40:02,088 --> 00:40:04,648
As if I'm in a relationship,
681
00:40:04,768 --> 00:40:06,968
I'm getting the shit
from a relationship
682
00:40:07,088 --> 00:40:09,128
without the perks of a relationship.
683
00:40:09,248 --> 00:40:12,568
It's kind of starting
to push me down.
684
00:40:12,688 --> 00:40:15,448
It's probably starting
to push Vicky down as well.
685
00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:27,288
We're back at the house, having fun,
bit of crack on.
686
00:40:27,408 --> 00:40:29,248
Jay is still doing me head in.
687
00:40:29,368 --> 00:40:32,368
We all agreed we were
gonna stay with the house tonight.
688
00:40:32,488 --> 00:40:33,688
That's what we agreed.
689
00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:36,968
The minute you got there,
trying to get with someone else.
690
00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:40,848
You want to be in the same vip
as me, kissing another bird.
691
00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:44,248
But when I do it, it's wrong.
When you do it, it's all right.
692
00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:46,568
You have fucking lost your mind,
Jay.
693
00:40:46,688 --> 00:40:50,248
There's so much sexual tension
with Vicky and Jay.
694
00:40:50,368 --> 00:40:53,368
It's like a light bulb,
I don't know if they're off or on.
695
00:40:53,488 --> 00:40:57,568
You've still not yet admitted that
you kissed her first. Admit it.
696
00:40:57,688 --> 00:40:58,688
I kissed her first.
697
00:40:58,808 --> 00:41:02,168
You're a dickhead and you've
got to get out of my room.
698
00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:05,648
I'm kidding.
699
00:41:05,768 --> 00:41:08,928
Just cos he's tashed on with
a couple of birds,
700
00:41:09,048 --> 00:41:12,568
doesn't mean I'm gonna dig my
heels in and be a stubborn mule.
701
00:41:12,688 --> 00:41:14,808
He's handsome
and I'll still like him.
702
00:41:16,568 --> 00:41:20,488
We all know what Gary's like.
He's a little sly dog.
703
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:24,008
Trying to sly me in that shag pad
and that. Not having that.
704
00:41:25,888 --> 00:41:29,288
Gaz is desperate for a bit of action
from Charlotte.
705
00:41:30,168 --> 00:41:34,048
Gary doesn't feel very often,
you can tell a mile off.
706
00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:38,928
It is pissing him off a bit how he
can't get himself into her at all.
707
00:41:39,048 --> 00:41:43,248
She's playing hard to get which
is probably making him like her more.
708
00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,448
Went to the kitchen
to get a few drinks,
709
00:41:45,568 --> 00:41:48,528
went back in there
and Charlotte, passed out.
710
00:41:48,648 --> 00:41:52,288
I was trying to wake up.
"Please, Charlotte, wake up."
711
00:41:52,408 --> 00:41:54,848
She was having none of it. Lifeless.
712
00:41:54,968 --> 00:41:58,968
For me, my whole game-plan
went down the drain.
713
00:41:59,088 --> 00:42:01,048
Literally absolutely devastated.
714
00:42:01,168 --> 00:42:04,928
Charlotte's playing the player
and looks like she could be winning.
715
00:42:05,048 --> 00:42:06,168
1-0 to Charlotte.
716
00:42:09,368 --> 00:42:10,328
Haway, man.
717
00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:13,568
We're obviously
attracted to each other, full stop.
718
00:42:13,688 --> 00:42:16,368
Are we or are we not?
719
00:42:19,448 --> 00:42:21,208
I'm so disappointed in myself.
720
00:42:21,328 --> 00:42:22,688
It was only a matter of time.
721
00:42:22,808 --> 00:42:24,968
Holly's boyfriend and his friend
walk through the door.
722
00:42:25,088 --> 00:42:27,288
My jaw practically hits the floor.
723
00:42:27,408 --> 00:42:29,328
(Screams)
724
00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:33,688
The mission in the house
is to bang Vicky.
725
00:42:33,808 --> 00:42:36,088
We've made a mistake
being in the same room.
726
00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:40,048
I don't know if he's got it in him.
Massive mistake.
727
00:42:40,168 --> 00:42:43,048
(Screams) Just let me go!
728
00:42:43,768 --> 00:42:46,528
I'm trying to be strong
and I can't do it any more.
729
00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:55,688
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