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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,326 --> 00:02:00,739 Come let's live now.. drink each moment 2 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:04,163 In your heart too, a thirst is hiding 3 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,742 This short life will not come again 4 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,999 Let it flow, this halting breath 5 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:14,502 You haven't realised, you have to grasp 6 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:17,836 The dream your eyes have touched 7 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:21,172 Don't be scared, don't be worried 8 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,850 All your friend's prayers go with you 9 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:29,976 All the best.. All the best 10 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:36,988 All the best.. All the best 11 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:44,245 All the best.. All the best 12 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:53,004 All the best.. All the best 13 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:11,481 On the road there's sunshine And sometimes clouds surround us 14 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,648 Friend trust me when I say This is the face of life 15 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:24,990 On the road there's sunshine And sometimes clouds surround us 16 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:33,249 Friend trust me when I say This is the face of life 17 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:37,002 In life and all its revels 18 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:40,335 Whoever drowns is the one who survives 19 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:43,512 Don't be scared, don't be worried 20 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:47,262 All your friend's prayers go with you 21 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:52,472 All the best.. All the best 22 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:59,070 All the best.. All the best 23 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:05,993 All the best.. All the best 24 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:15,996 All the best.. All the best 25 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,004 Oh.. How are you, Mary? 26 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:05,844 Just like this. 27 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,255 Always be like this. 28 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,681 Mary, who is it? 29 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,061 Mr. Chautalal. 30 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:17,973 Greetings ma'am. 31 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,149 Greetings Mr. Chautala. 32 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,977 How are you? Take some of this sacred food.- Yes. 33 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,654 Wow. I'm so pleased. 34 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,981 This is why I'm always telling Dharam sir.. 35 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,989 ...that the Kapoor family is the perfect family! Yes! 36 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,990 Uh.. where's Vir? 37 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,493 Vir.. Mr. Chautala is here. 38 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,083 Here ma'am.. your pocket-money. 39 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,502 Dharam sir has sent it. It's exactly one hundred thousand. 40 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,085 So tell me.. is my brother in Africa or is he travelling at the moment. 41 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,009 He's in Africa sir. For the last few days he was in the hospital.- Huh! 42 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,427 What?! - What happened to him? 43 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,256 No.. no. Nothing had happened to Dharam sir. 44 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,969 One of his employees told him a lie and took a loan from him. 45 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,229 He said that he needed it for his sister's wedding. 46 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,979 But he actually wanted it for a nose job. 47 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,312 Dharam sir found out the truth and he broke his nose. 48 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,991 What can I say? And then he himself took this man to the hospital. 49 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,328 It's time for me to leave. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 50 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,083 Should I leave? 51 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:21,332 If you don't leave now, how will you return next month? 52 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,999 Your quite right! Bye. 53 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:37,888 Sir, you should get your nose insured! - Why? 54 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,312 You didn't hear! 55 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,733 If your brother finds out that you're lying, he'll grind your nose up! 56 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:46,983 Mary.. if I don't lie, you won't get next months salary. 57 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,655 Understood? 58 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,234 That's all fine. But why have you been putting on this act for 2 years? 59 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,659 Get married, sir. 60 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:56,410 Speak with Vidya ma'am, meet her father and get married. Simple! 61 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,741 And.. how should I introduce him to my father? 62 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,746 Should I say "Daddy, meet struggler Vir Kapoor.." 63 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,999 "..who has been lying to his brother about being married to me.." 64 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,831 ...and receiving pocket money from him." 65 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,008 Now.. he wants to get married to me. 66 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,004 Don't worry my darling. 67 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,341 Once my band is successful everything will fall into place. 68 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,976 Just need luck to be on my side. 69 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,067 Hey! 70 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,691 Oh God! 71 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,527 It isn't...! It isn't stopping! 72 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:44,417 Oh God! Jhanvi! Jhanvi! Jhanvi, help! Jhanvi, help! 73 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,705 What's happened, Raichel? 74 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,212 Jhanvi, this treadmill is not switching off! 75 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,134 Don't panic. It's so easy. 76 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,048 Come on. Come on, guys. Come on. 77 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,224 Carefully. 78 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,186 Are you okay? 79 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,440 But Jhanvi.. that's not a treadmill, it's a suicide machine! 80 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,188 All the buttons don't work! 81 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,690 I know Raichel. I haven't got it fixed on purpose. 82 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:13,865 But why? 83 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,364 Look.. you run 3 kilometers everyday? - Yes. 84 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,697 Today, you've done 4.7 kilometers! - Yes but...! 85 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,994 And our gym's one and only tag line is.. 86 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,667 ...The more you run, the more you lose! 87 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,205 Shut up, Pinto! 88 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,416 Come on everyone. Don't lose time, lose weight. 89 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,256 Back to the machines. 90 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,671 I'll just come. 91 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,675 Don't think so much, sir. Join the Chopra's. 92 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,006 I'll assign you my best fitness trainer and guarantee results.. 93 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,092 ...in just 2 months! - But.. 94 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,644 Look.. our gym's one and only tag line is.. 95 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,473 ...Life is a cycle. Get, set, go! 96 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,317 Help! 97 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,734 Very good, Peter! Do it again. Very good! 98 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,994 Uh ma'am.. I'm going by what you're saying, not by.. 99 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,998 ...what I see. - It's ok. You sign. Come. 100 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,169 Madam? 101 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,667 The handle on the pulley has broken! 102 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,748 Take a year's fees from him. 103 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,504 Arrange for a second-hand handle. 104 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,427 Oh my...! A second-hand handle?! 105 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,254 Madam.. how many second-hand replacements will I put in? 106 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:20,261 The sellers in the market have named me 'second-hand'! 107 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:23,013 Even the marriage proposals I get are from second-hand girls! 108 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,144 Jhanvi, help! 109 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,972 Listen, second-hand.. ..uh, Pinto, go and help them. Go! 110 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,984 Prem? Prem, where are you? 111 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,228 Prem? Where...? 112 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,654 At your feet, darling. 113 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,654 Prem, your ancestral, out-dated gym is driving me nuts! 114 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,075 Now what's happened? 115 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,995 Madam! The handle's pulley has also broken! 116 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,414 Shut up, Pinto! Go away! - That's odd! 117 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,493 It feels like I'm not married to you but to this ramshackle gym! 118 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,419 Not a single machine works properly! 119 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,668 Is my job to just sit there and fool all my clients? 120 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,999 But Jhanvi, fooling has become a part of our lives. 121 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,175 Take a look at Chautala. 122 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,009 That poor man, from January to December.. 123 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,680 ...every month, he becomes an April fool! 124 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,265 Hey, you found the Nos! 125 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,093 This was the only thing left to be fitted. 126 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,142 Wow! ls the car ready? - Looking awesome Prem! 127 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,978 Just a minute Vir. 128 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,480 Did you buy this Nos cylinder with your pocket-money? 129 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,651 Uh.. 130 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:14,819 I knew it! 131 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,146 Why do you spend so much money on him...? 132 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,734 Prem has some right on this guy's money. 133 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:23,992 Right, Prem? - Yes. It was my idea to tell his brother.. 134 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,243 ...that these two are married. 135 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,744 Prem, you always...? 136 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,076 Hi guys! - Hey! What's up? 137 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,753 Hi guys! ' Hey Vii'! 138 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,003 Hey, you got it! Found the amplifier. 139 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,174 It's a Roland! 140 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,672 Thanks to your pocket-money man! 141 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,503 We'll set it up. Let's jam. Come on. 142 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,678 Vir.. mark my words. 143 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,974 When your brother finds out you've lied to get this pocket-money.. 144 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,225 ...bad things will happen. 145 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,646 Nothing bad will happen Jhanvi. 146 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,974 Everything will be fine because I've brought this. 147 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,319 Vir, wear this. This is a lucky stone for you. 148 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,073 Yezdi, are you okay? 149 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,661 Bring a stone for him too. 150 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,247 Whatever! 151 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,676 1.. 2.. 3 152 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,012 Nice tune, guys. - But what's the use? 153 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,218 We haven't come up with any lyrics in the past 3 days. 154 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,474 Romantic lyrics? 155 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,976 I can do that with my left heart! 156 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,980 Now the car-man is a lyricist! 157 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,487 Time for a reality check guys. 158 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,987 Prem did a great job wooing me. He's a sly one. 159 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,479 Yes.. 160 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,978 However many times.. 161 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,227 I look at you.. 162 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,738 It seems to me.. 163 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:25,988 Just looking at you.. 164 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,662 Gives breath to my body.. 165 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,742 I may as well tell you. 166 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,996 Yes.. 167 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,670 You're my reason for living 168 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,667 I see you everywhere 169 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,008 Where my eyes chance to look 170 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,002 Yes.. 171 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,680 Only with you 172 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,258 Will time run for me 173 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,060 This is my story 174 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,978 Yes.. 175 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,477 However many times 176 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,399 I look at you 177 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,070 It seems to me 178 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,067 Yes.. 179 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,490 Just looking at you 180 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,236 Gives breath to my body 181 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,994 I may as well tell you 182 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,422 Yes.. 183 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,503 What is my fault in this? 184 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,510 That in these words of yours 185 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,636 My heart got so tangled 186 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,971 Leaving this world behind 187 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,058 Forevermore 188 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,649 My heart has become yours 189 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:49,656 You are my love, my beloved one 190 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,738 You are my whole world 191 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:57,247 These moments are so precious 192 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,999 When you are by my side 193 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,751 There are no distances 194 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,424 Yes.. 195 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,253 However many times 196 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,679 I look at you 197 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:13,009 It seems to me 198 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,763 Yes.. 199 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,228 Just looking at you 200 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,065 Gives breath to my body 201 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,815 I may as well tell you 202 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,678 What, man! 203 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,846 More, give it to him one more time! 204 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,014 Please, Vir! - Hey guys! 205 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,093 The Goa Funfare show's entry form has been submitted. 206 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,222 Wow, solid! 207 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,394 All the credit goes to him! 208 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,812 Awesome, brother. 209 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,389 He has some really solid contacts. 210 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,395 Go get coffee for me. - Okay. 211 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,069 I wasted so much time on getting your work clone. 212 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,982 Vir.. Chris, from the band 'Aura', was also there. 213 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,659 We'll have to be careful. 214 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,745 We'll have to be very careful this time. 215 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,990 Let it go. We'll see. 216 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,668 So see. 217 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,416 Think of the devil and the devil is there. 218 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,845 Thank you. 219 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,679 I'm so sorry! - You idiot! 220 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,728 You've ruined my shirt! I have to go for a meeting!- Sir.. 221 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,977 You can't see!- But sir..- Are you blind?! - Sir.. listen to me.. 222 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,649 Hey, Uncle! The girl has apologised. 223 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,976 Will saying sorry make the shirt clean again? 224 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,732 Calling her blind won't make it clean either. 225 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,238 Shut up! 226 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,488 It's like kicking a dog and then apologising to it. Wow! 227 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,819 You mean.. what breed, sir? 228 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,075 What do you mean? Are you calling me a dog? 229 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,245 I was giving you an example.. that was an idiom. 230 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,747 Your father didn't teach you to show respect to older people. 231 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:08,249 But your mother must have taught you to wash clothes? 232 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,834 Let it go, man. 233 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,259 He belongs to an older generation. 234 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,509 Really? And your generation.. look.. 235 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,681 Take it easy old man! 236 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,099 Look! Look at this monkey! 237 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,224 She's laughing like the monkeys from the time of the British Raj! 238 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,395 And this one! 239 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,064 Is it a woman or a man.. can't figure it out! 240 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,313 And this 'Made in China'.. will break down in 2 days! 241 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,985 He's held the guitar or is the guitar holding him? 242 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,483 Can't understand! And you! 243 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,236 You're walking around with a goat's beard attached! 244 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,490 You should only perform for people from the jungle! 245 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,992 Baa! Baa! And now we're going to perform for you.. 246 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,996 ...because you're looking like you've come from the jungle! 247 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,998 What do you mean? I belong in the jungle?- Yes. 248 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,420 Hi guys. Who are you teasing? 249 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,592 Look there. 250 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,510 Daddy! 251 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,095 Mummy! 252 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,844 Vir, what have you done? He's my father! 253 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,097 Daddy, I'm.. I'm very sauce! 254 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,473 I mean.. I mean, I regret what I did. 255 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,054 I am so sorry.. please - Shut up! 256 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,311 You've made such a bad choice! I had no idea! 257 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,813 You're insulting me! - $0.. so.. so? 258 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,982 So.. don't just insult me.. 259 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,235 ...abuse me, beat me but forgive me! 260 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,238 Oh my God! I can't stand him! 261 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,657 But Daddy, I love him! - I don't love him. Oh God! 262 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:26,494 Prem, everything is ruined. It's ruined. 263 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,504 You want to solve your problem, right? - Yes. 264 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,502 Go over to Vidya's house and wash. 265 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,423 Her father? 266 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,014 No man! His shirt! 267 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,143 Buddy, I don't think that shirt can be cleaned. 268 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,062 Sorry man. 269 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,234 It's okay man. You didn't know that he was Vidya's daddy. 270 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,233 No. I drank from your glass by mistake. 271 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,069 It's okay man. It's okay. 272 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:04,998 Prem, if I don't get married to Vidya.. 273 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,997 ...the lie I've told will be found out. 274 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,994 My brother will break my nose.. 275 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,002 ...and then take me to the hospital himself. 276 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,251 But you know what? 277 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,094 I deserve this. 278 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,014 I deserve this, Prem. 279 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,015 Even though he's my step brother.. 280 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,221 ...he brought me up just like a real brother. 281 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,973 He's supported me every step of the way. 282 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,317 And what have I given him in return? 283 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:40,241 I lied to him to get my pocket-money doubled. 284 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,990 I feel like a failure, Prem. 285 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,165 You know what? 286 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,664 I am a failure. 287 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,166 I'm a failure! 288 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,340 I'm a P.H.D. in failure. 289 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,084 P.H.D. 290 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,011 I'm a torn drum. 291 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,258 I understand, man. 292 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,684 But.. 293 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,221 ...I've earned a higher degree than you. 294 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:14,226 M.B.A.. in being the most useless man. 295 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,480 As soon as I was born.. 296 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,659 ...people said I was a naughty, innocent and naked child. 297 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:27,239 My father heard them and lovingly changed my name to Prem. 298 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:33,336 But he forgot that our surname was Chopra. 299 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,080 Prem Chopra. 300 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,002 Now he's gone up.. 301 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:46,342 ...but he left this behind. Chopra's 1956, ancestral gym. 302 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:51,226 Jhanvi has got stuck looking after it. She's at it the whole day. 303 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,726 Doesn't say anything. 304 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,985 You know.. 305 00:19:57,071 --> 00:20:02,987 Do you know the concept behind the car I'm making? 306 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,658 Tell me. 307 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,989 I want to fill Jhanvi's life with happiness. 308 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,333 It's empty, man. 309 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,262 Life isn't even that empty, Prem. 310 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:28,346 No, I was talking about the bottle. It's empty, man. 311 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,472 Oh. 312 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,971 Come.. come and eat dinner. Come. 313 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,647 What's for dinner? 314 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,645 Sauce! 315 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,231 Come quickly.. .come 316 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,988 Guys, great news! You want money? 317 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,159 You'll have to race. 318 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,495 What will we have to steal and then run away? 319 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:55,244 An illegal car race is held in Colva every Saturday. 320 00:20:55,671 --> 00:21:00,006 Participate in that, man. You'll get 50 on 5. 50! 321 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,509 To get 50 we'll have to put in 5. 322 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,007 Where will we get that from? 323 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,509 I know someone who'll put in 5. 324 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,267 But I've taken a lot of loans from him. He'll give it to you. 325 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,975 Who? - Tobu.. - Tobu? 326 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,985 Tobu, forgive me, Tobu! 327 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,406 I wasn't able to return your money on time! 328 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,655 Forgive me, Tobu! 329 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,659 Tobu says you will not be forgiven. You will be punished. 330 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,084 Punishment? What punishment? 331 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,999 Tobu says.. since you didn't listen to Tobu.. 332 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,755 ...so your ears shall receive punishment. 333 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,678 My ears! - Cut his ears off! 334 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,507 No Tobu! Don't cut off my ears. I'll go blind, Tobu! 335 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,970 Why will you go blind if your ears are cut off? 336 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,226 If I don't have ears, how will I wear my spectacles, Tobu? 337 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,064 Correct. 338 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,729 Sorry, sorry! Cut his ears off! - No! Forgive me, Tobu! 339 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,484 You sir, with the guitar.. say something. Sir! 340 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,485 Come Prem, come! 341 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,487 He's one of our members. 342 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,070 And this other one, with the music.. I had told you! 343 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,495 He has a solid bungalow! 344 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,077 Tobu sir, Tobu sir! I'll reply to that! 345 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,252 Do that again, please. 346 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,836 You've stolen it.. 347 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:32,515 You've already stolen my heart.. 348 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,638 Just don't steal yourself away from my sight. 349 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,974 I understand, I understand. 350 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,652 Remix. 351 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,073 You've stolen it...! 352 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,651 Tobu says to stop all this song and dance! 353 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,740 Tobu says...! Uh.. uh.. what does he say? 354 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,413 Tobu says.. the five hundred thousand 355 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,245 that you have asked for .when and how will you repay it. 356 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,001 Tobu sir! If his car is entered into the race.. 357 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:08,005 ...it's guaranteed that 5 will become 50. 358 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,226 Tobu says to get lost! 359 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:26,982 You useless fellows will not get any finance.. 360 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:31,657 ...Tobu won't give anything for this broken down, junk heap of a car. 361 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,984 What are you doing?! 362 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,653 Hold your tongue! 363 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,990 Come, I'll show you! Take a look! Look at this. 364 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,996 Look! Special automatic, triple horsepower, 365 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,748 nitro jet engine concept car! 366 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,257 Tobu says.. where are the rest of the cars? 367 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,507 Tobu.. All these modifications have been made in the same car. 368 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,012 Come, I'll show you! 369 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,218 People make formula cars but I've made a car with a formula. 370 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,645 Look at this! Nitro acceleration zoom button! 371 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,975 When pressed, this car will move faster than a bullet! 372 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:09,483 Tobu.. this car is setting a new standard. 373 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:10,984 It's speedy like a missile. 374 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,993 If it's entered in the race, it'll be like a money printing machine! 375 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,160 What are you looking at? Speak! 376 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:37,681 Look, Goli. Your boss is so excited, he's dancing! 377 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,475 From his head to his foot.. ..foot! Hey, his foot! 378 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:47,980 Move it! Move the car! Move the car! 379 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,406 Tobu says.. loan.. 380 00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,661 -.Pass! 381 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:33,480 2.. 4.. 5. 382 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:35,823 Which car? 383 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:37,658 Ok, done. 384 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:52,498 Your nitro button will work, right? 385 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:54,425 We've put all our money on it. 386 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:58,505 As soon as the button is pressed, the car will tear forward! 387 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:01,258 What are you saying? - You'll see. 388 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,722 Vir? 389 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,646 I'm thinking that after this race, I should start organising races. 390 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:52,229 All the cars will be designed by me but with different concepts. 391 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,147 Good idea. 392 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:59,156 I've thought of opening a music company after this race. 393 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:03,490 Like T-Series.. Coffee Series! - Not bad. Not bad. 394 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,500 'lay! Come on! 395 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,997 Hey Tobu! Our car is in first position. 396 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:16,674 I put another five hundred thousand from your side. 397 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,003 We're definitely getting the jackpot today! Sorry! 398 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:53,996 Yes! Come on, Prem! Come on, come on, come on! 399 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,081 They're doing great Tobu! 400 00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:01,002 These donkeys turned out to be Derby horses! 401 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,008 Chris has raced ahead of us, Prem. 402 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,015 Press the button. Press it. - I'll press it, man. 403 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,314 More cars have moved ahead, Prem! 404 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:40,234 Press the button. Press it now. - Yes, I'll press it. 405 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:45,982 5 kilometers remaining! 406 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:52,655 Press the button, Prem! Press the button! 407 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:55,992 Not yet! 408 00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:02,416 4 kilometers remaining! Prem, button.. 409 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:05,092 ...press it! Press! 410 00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:08,091 3 kilometers remaining! 411 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,514 Prem, button.. 412 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,012 ...press it! Press! 413 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:17,726 1 kilometer remaining! Prem, button.. 414 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,481 Okay! 415 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:28,324 All the best! 416 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:07,487 Prem.. your car did tear forward. 417 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,495 Yay! Chris has done it! 418 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,484 Tobu says.. pack up all your stuff. 419 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:49,564 But we aren't going anywhere! 420 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,240 You'll have to go. 421 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,657 You have to vacate your bungalow. 422 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:56,491 Why? We'll give you five hundred thousand! 423 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,240 Not five hundred thousand.. one million. 424 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,246 Why one million? 425 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,668 After listening to you.. 426 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,087 ...Tobu put another five hundred thousand on the race. 427 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:07,255 We lost it all! 428 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:15,761 You put your money in.. ..why do we have to repay it? 429 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,978 Tobu says you'll have to return it.. 430 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,477 ...or we'll cut you into pieces. 431 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:27,060 We'll give it. 432 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:33,404 We'll give it in pieces.. In instalments! 433 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:39,243 These days.. these days there's a recession. 434 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,997 We'll return five hundred thousand at a time. 435 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:42,415 First instalment, next year! 436 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:47,497 Yes. Tobu says.. first instalment, next week. 437 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:48,672 Put more ice! 438 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:05,731 The week is over and we don't have five hundred thousand. 439 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,984 Vir! Why don't you ask your brother Dharam.. 440 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,481 ...to give a five hundred thousand advance on your pocket-money. 441 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,980 What lie will I tell him this time? 442 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,319 That I have adopted 5 children. 443 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:18,990 Sell your kidney. You'll get about two hundred thousand. 444 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,663 Funny! - Why are you making fun of him, man? 445 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,492 I'll give you a better idea. Goa Carnival starts tomorrow. 446 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:27,245 We'll go in a group and beg! 447 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,080 We will get dollars in return. 448 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,505 Funny! Funny! 449 00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,674 Don't worry guys! I've got Rupees five hundred thousand. 450 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,752 What are you saying, Prem? 451 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:38,088 But you'll have to vacate your bungalow and shift in with me. 452 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,515 Prem.. please be serious. - I'm not joking. 453 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,013 We're getting a deposit of five hundred thousand.. 454 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,468 ...because we're renting the house out. - Rent! 455 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,973 No, no, no, no! Prem, no, no! 456 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,980 If my brother finds out.. ..that I have rented his house out.. 457 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:52,402 In 2 years, has your brother found out about your fake marriage? 458 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,398 What about Chautala who arrives at the house every month? 459 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:58,325 We'll see about that later. You don't worry. I'm there. Just relax. 460 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,161 Who is it? 461 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,504 What is this? 462 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,673 Ask the right question. Ask "Who is he?" 463 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:16,509 Who is he? 464 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,509 Raghunandandas Govardhandas Vakavle. 465 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:22,099 I asked you your name, not your address. 466 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,477 Can I get you anything? Black coffee? 467 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:29,314 There's no other colour, young man? - Blue? 468 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,986 Uh huh.. choosers can't be beggars. Call for it. 469 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,322 By the way, how many people reside in this society? 470 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,653 Sir, this is a bungalow! 471 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,826 There is 24 hour water supply, right? 472 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:48,500 Yes. How did you know? - I can see. The storage tank is full. 473 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:51,753 Coffee, sir. 474 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,505 Co.. 475 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,671 GOti“ you! 476 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,502 Sir, I know this fellow. 477 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:02,256 In our locality, he drinks and falls into the gutter everyday. 478 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,099 What are you doing here? 479 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,973 He's going to stay here from now on. 480 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,725 You're going to be a servant here! 481 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:11,227 You're going to do me out of a living! 482 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,650 Sir, he can't sweep or mop and he can't cook! 483 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:14,818 He himself has an eating problem! 484 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,394 I'll break your face with my slipper and clean the floor! 485 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:21,484 He's renting the bungalow. He's won the Zee Super Lottery. 486 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,151 This fellow... 487 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,328 Slumdog Millionaire! 488 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,002 So should I consider the matter settled? 489 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,088 Mr. 490 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,082 The five hundred thousand? 491 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:44,424 Half now and half after I have shifted into the house. 492 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,478 I had asked the right question earlier. 493 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,480 What is this? 494 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,475 Yezdi, how much time will you take to get here? 495 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,644 Here.. it's been packed. 496 00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:58,820 Okay, reach quickly. 497 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,239 Pack faster. Yezdi will be arriving with the truck. 498 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:05,493 Wow Prem! An idea that changes ones life. 499 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,414 Right! Prem's latest idea has Vir shifting homes. 500 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,083 It's my fault? 501 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,085 One minute. 502 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,668 Here.. cut your throat with this. 503 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,093 Have you gone mad? - See. I only give him the ideas.. 504 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,419 ...whether he accepts them or not is up to him! 505 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,004 You guys are always pointing fingers at me. 506 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,264 That's because you're the one who fingers other people! 507 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:30,723 Vidya. 508 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,808 I have a lot of work to do here. I won't be able to leave. 509 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,066 The meeting scheduled with the sponsors 510 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,064 for the show you attend it, please. 511 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,395 Ah.. okay, I will. 512 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,489 Hello? - Prem sir, is madam there? 513 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:43,656 Yes, one minute. 514 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:45,655 It's Pinto on the line. 515 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,235 Yes Pinto, what's happened? 516 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:51,665 Madam! The gym's board fell on a client! - What? I'm coming. 517 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,333 What's happened? 518 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,502 Your gym's board fell on a client. 519 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,996 You guys do the packing. I'll be back soon. 520 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,833 Vidya.. can you drive me there? - Yeah sure.- Come. 521 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:04,511 One second. 522 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,348 Now what are you doing? 523 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,972 According to Vaastu science.. 524 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,646 ...placing the phone in the north-west corner brings good news! 525 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,066 What? 526 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:21,987 For God' sake! And please keep this knowledge to yourself! 527 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,069 Sorry! - She's always doing stuff like this! 528 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,993 Vir! I'm doing all this for you! - And you...! 529 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,662 Come Jhanvi. I don't want to talk to you! He always does this! 530 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,660 I was joking, Vidya. - Shut up, Vir- Darling! 531 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,334 Get lost! I don't want to talk to you. - Listen to me.- Get lost! 532 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,002 Hello? - Hello! Guess who? 533 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,333 Guess Who? There's no 'Guess Who' living here. 534 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,011 Yes. My dharam (religion) is Hinduism. 535 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:49,840 Is this 2667712? The Kapoor residence? 536 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:52,009 No. This is their phone number. 537 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:56,472 What the...! May I speak with Vir? - With Vir...? 538 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,978 I'm Dharam Kapoor, Vir's brother. 539 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,069 Hello! 540 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,646 Hello? Who's this? - Vir 541 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:07,987 Brother! What a pleasant surprise! 542 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:10,068 Can you hear me Vir? - Of course I can hear you! 543 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,494 Yes. The line is very clear. 544 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,494 Usually long distance calls.. - No, no, not long distance, Vir. 545 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:17,667 A distance of only 5 kilometers. I'm calling from Goa Airport. 546 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:23,002 Actually I'm on my way to Lesotho from Singapore. 547 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,505 The plane did an emergency landing due to technical reasons. 548 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:27,677 There's a 2 hour halt. 549 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:30,756 That's why I'm coming to meet you and especially, to meet Vidya. 550 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,017 Come here, come here, come here! 551 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,390 What should I say?! What should I say?! 552 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,222 Tell him that he'll get stuck in traffic if he comes here. 553 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,648 You'll get stuck in traffic if you come here, brother! 554 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:41,975 Then there's only one thing to be done. 555 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,981 You bring Vidya with you to the airport. 556 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,483 I'll be waiting for you, Vir. 557 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,071 Okay! 558 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,153 The lines been cut. 559 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:53,245 She's walked out angry. What will I do? 560 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,412 Have you gone mad?! 561 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:56,240 So call her and apologise and take her with you. 562 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,082 Here. 563 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:00,835 Simple. 564 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:11,008 Hi sweetheart! Hi darling! 565 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,098 Are you still angry with me? 566 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,516 Sir! Sir! Sir! 567 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,970 Some good-for-nothing, loose character boy.. 568 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,975 Is calling Vidya ma'am sweetheart 569 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,148 and darling over the phone! - What?!- Yes! 570 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,647 Dog! Creep! Lout! 571 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,650 This is Vidya's phone and I'm the one who called! 572 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,236 What'll we do now? She's left her phone behind! 573 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:33,743 Idea. 574 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,408 Your brother has never met Vidya, right? 575 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,829 No! 576 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:40,492 So take Mary with you and introduce her as Vidya. 577 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,004 Prem, she's the house's.. 578 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,502 ...she's like a maid (aya), man. - So what, man. 579 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,249 Have you heard that song...? 580 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,005 Heavens rain down flowers.. 581 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,507 My lover has come (aya hai)! 582 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,009 Funny Prem! Very funny! 583 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:56,508 My brother is in Goa and you're finding it funny!- Oh my! 584 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:58,639 What? 585 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:04,225 Dharam sir has arrived Goa? 586 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:06,393 That means he'll come home! 587 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:10,321 If he doesn't see Vidya ma'am here, what will happen?! 588 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:16,241 If he asks "Why are you packing?" What will you say? 589 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:18,993 If he asks "Why is that dog Goti living in this house?" 590 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,414 What answer will you give? 591 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,994 If he asks "How did you dare to do this?" 592 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,829 What will you say? 593 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,506 It is not a simple problem, sir. 594 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,004 If his marriage lie gets caught out.. 595 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,506 ...his brother will beat us all like drums. 596 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:34,508 Please, sir! Listen to me, sir! 597 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,425 All the best, sir! 598 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,386 Prem, think of something! Think! 599 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:42,971 Or you and me are finished! 600 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:44,981 Idea. - Tell me. 601 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,979 I'll change my appearance and become Vidya. 602 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:53,490 But I've told my brother that I've married a beautiful girl. 603 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,401 So, you change your appearance and become Vidya. 604 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:57,657 Be serious, man. Prem! 605 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,246 Prem, think of something! Think! Think fast! 606 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,994 It's come! It's come! - Idea? 607 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,205 No man.. the airport. Right, right. 608 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,627 - Prem. 609 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,092 Another idea. 610 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,011 We can say that Vidya has been kidnapped.. 611 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,009 ...and they've demanded one million as ransom. 612 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,842 If your brother gives it, then our Tobu problem will also be solved. 613 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,509 Kidnap! Ransom! 614 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:23,974 When my brother hears this, he won't board his flight! 615 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,476 We'll have a bigger problem on our hands! 616 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,396 You're giving such 3rd class ideas. 617 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,568 You can't think of anything else? 618 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,317 I can't think, but I can see! Look there. 619 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,073 All the best! 620 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:50,456 - Vir. 621 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,672 Brother! 622 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:52,836 How are you? 623 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,759 How're you doing? - I'm fine. How are you? 624 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,671 Brother, this is my.. - Driver? 625 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,008 No, he's actually a friend of mine. 626 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,013 Your friends with your driver? 627 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:04,469 I'm so proud of you, Vir. 628 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:07,473 Anyway.. tell me where Vidya is? 629 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:11,476 Uh.. brother.. Vidya.. here.. 630 00:42:11,988 --> 00:42:13,604 You're going to say.. 631 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,981 ...she's missing.. ..she's been kidnapped. 632 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,405 Hey.. make up another story. 633 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:23,159 I know that Vidya is home and she's angry with me. 634 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:27,163 No brother. - Yes, she's angry with you! Right, Vir? 635 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:31,087 Yes, she's angry and she has every reason to be. 636 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,664 She's got all the reasons for it. 637 00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:34,670 I haven't even met her.. 638 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:38,254 ...and I missed your wedding because of business matters. 639 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,430 No brother, there's no problem. - We missed it too! 640 00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:42,098 Your dress sense.. 641 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,016 Anyway.. 642 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,060 Let's not talk nonsense. 643 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,730 We'll go there and have coffee. There's lots to talk about! 644 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:49,476 Yeah, come. Let's go. 645 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,228 Passengers travelling from Singapore to Lesotho.. 646 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,646 ...another aircraft has been arranged.. 647 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,485 ...but the flight has to come from Mumbai.. 648 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,651 ...so it will take 4 hours from now to take off. 649 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,114 We are sorry for the delay. Thank You. 650 00:42:58,826 --> 00:42:59,907 Ting tong! 651 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,737 A delay of 4 hours! 652 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:07,741 A delay of 4 hours! - Yes! Yes! - A delay of 4 hours! 653 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,496 That's great news! 654 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:12,420 Let's go have coffee, brother! Come. - No! 655 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,249 We'll go home and have coffee with Vidya. 656 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,507 How's that? 657 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,006 Bring the car around. I'll get my luggage. 658 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:22,089 Come on boys! 4 hours delay! What luck! 659 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,512 He's gone to collect his stuff. 660 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,223 Stuff for your funeral pyre. 661 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:40,736 The car will get here by itself? 662 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:46,408 I'll go get it, brother. 663 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:50,742 Prem, just a minute. - Excuse me. 664 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,835 If my brother goes home, I'm going to the hospital! 665 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,007 You go get the car. I'll think of something. 666 00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:00,005 What will I say to him? - Go man! 667 00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:03,512 Mummy! 668 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,011 Mummy, my balloons! 669 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,976 She's so cute! That's the reason I miss India! 670 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,151 Yes, it was really nice. 671 00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:21,152 I feel like lifting her up and giving her a kiss! 672 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,653 The car is taking a lot of time.. ..What are you looking at? 673 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,330 It's a Rolex. A Rolex. An original. 674 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,992 24 carat gold, diamond studded. 675 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,497 It costs two hundred and fifty thousand. 676 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,495 Watches don't excite me. 677 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,999 Now that's what I call a hot super model! 678 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,676 What a piece! 679 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,421 She must be new in the market. 680 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,090 How have I not seen her before? 681 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:50,009 The bumpers are small but the headlights look good. 682 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,393 I wish I could ride her, man! 683 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:57,396 What's your name? 684 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:01,400 Prem. Prem Chopra. 685 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,571 Fantastic! 686 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:03,739 It suits you. 687 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,991 Tell me something. 688 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,991 Which idiot had answered the phone at home when I called? 689 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,498 I have no idea. 690 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,664 Hey, Vir. - Yes, brother? 691 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:19,418 Which idiot had answered the phone at home?- Prem.. 692 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,508 One minute. One minute. 693 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,513 This is a royal gift! For the King of Lesotho. 694 00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:27,680 Keep the rest of the luggage. 695 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,680 We're finished! We're finished! We're finished! 696 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:32,806 Don't get so tense. 697 00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:34,979 Before you've reached home, I'll have arranged.. 698 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,977 ...a wife for you.- But how? 699 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,059 Leave it to me. You leave. All the best! 700 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,652 Isn't that Choproo coming with us? 701 00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:48,067 He's got some work to do. 702 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,495 I'm coming! 703 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,249 Hello? - Hello, Mary? 704 00:45:54,335 --> 00:45:55,496 Who's this? 705 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,244 Prem sir isn't here. He's gone out with Vir sir. 706 00:45:58,339 --> 00:45:59,750 This is Prem speaking! 707 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,751 Sir! You had gone to the airport! 708 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,503 So people who go to the airport can't call up? 709 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,676 Sorry sir. 710 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,504 Listen. Put on a sari quickly. 711 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,507 You have to pretend that you're Vidya. Vir's wife! 712 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,512 Dharam sir will be reaching home soon. - What? 713 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,310 Yes! All the best! 714 00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:16,062 Hello? Sir? 715 00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,981 Sir! I couldn't hear you! 716 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,242 The door will open by itself? 717 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,086 Sorry! Brother. 718 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,673 Vir sir! What happened? 719 00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:53,516 Your maid, right? - Yes, brother. 720 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:58,139 Your eyes can never be deceived. - You're right. 721 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:01,475 As soon as I see Vidya, I'll recognize her. 722 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:12,990 Vidya? 723 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,071 Brother, actually she's.. 724 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:16,664 Relax. 725 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,994 Before you've reached home, I'll have arranged a wife for you. 726 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,004 Actually, I'm... - Actually, you're angry with me. 727 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:25,506 And you should be. 728 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,672 I've given my business a greater priority than my family. 729 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,503 And for that I'm sorry. 730 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,014 Why are you apologising? That doesn't feel right. 731 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:34,553 Actually I'm Vidya... 732 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:35,766 It's okay. 733 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,977 Chautala is right when he says.. 734 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:40,647 ...the perfect family is the Kapoor family. 735 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,982 Actually, I've become a family man. 736 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:45,648 Vir, well done! - Thank you, brother. 737 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,729 From today your pocket-money is two hundred thousand! 738 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,655 Just double! - Double? 739 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,074 Double? - Double? 740 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:58,080 What happened? 741 00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:04,000 What a big heart you have? You didn't even stop to think. 742 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,998 Hey, I thought about it and did it. 743 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:08,507 Anything for a friend. 744 00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:18,681 Heavens rain down flowers.. 745 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,471 My lover has come (aya hai)! 746 00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:25,225 Not bad. Impressed him without putting on a sari. 747 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,485 Brother! 748 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,731 So tell me. What did you think of the bungalow? 749 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,067 Leave that. What did you think of Vidya? 750 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,078 This is my house. 751 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,666 And my thoughts on Vidya.. ..why would I share them with you? 752 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,496 Vidya, can you bring me black tea, please. 753 00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:47,671 Yeah, sure. 754 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:50,674 Hey Vidya. Why are you standing there? Bring some black tea. 755 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:55,013 I'm speaking with Vidya. 756 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,256 I'm also speaking with Vidya. 757 00:48:58,018 --> 00:49:00,430 Vidya! Vidya! - Yes. Vidya, Vidya. 758 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:06,479 Vir. Tell me something. Is he cock-eyed? 759 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,476 Where is he looking? What is he hearing? 760 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:15,654 This is my Vidya. 761 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,992 Yes Prem. This is my Vidya. 762 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,495 This is our Vidya! 763 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,505 Let me go! 764 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:35,503 Brother. Panic attack. Panic attack! 765 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,430 Panic attack! What kind of a panic attack is this? 766 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,006 He looks like a mad-man to me. 767 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,683 Dharam sir. It's a disease. 768 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:44,387 If he gets hyper, he sways left to right like a cars wiper. 769 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,064 Go! 770 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:48,232 Brother, I'll handle him. 771 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,230 He's calmed down! He's calmed down! 772 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:55,990 It's okay. It's okay. - Prem, what's wrong with you? 773 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:58,989 I got him! I got him! 774 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:03,497 What the hell is wrong with you? 775 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:04,665 Hey, the entire plan has gone wrong. 776 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,493 I had asked Mary to be your wife. 777 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:08,669 Exactly man. Your wife has become my wife. 778 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,246 I'm not talking of my (meri) wife! 779 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:11,502 I'm talking about Mary! 780 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,508 Yes. You wanted it this way. 781 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,001 You made your wife, my wife. 782 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,257 On the phone, I didn't speak with my (meri) wife! 783 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,510 I had arranged for the maid Mary to be your wife! 784 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:24,556 Prem. Let it be the way it is. 785 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,847 My brother mistook Jhanvi for Vidya and doubled my pocket-money! 786 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,023 Our problems will be solved! 787 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:31,191 To hell with your double pocket-money! 788 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,857 At the airport, I saw how lecherous your brother is. 789 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,783 He'll double the pocket-money and lay out a double bed! 790 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:40,784 I can't risk my wife! 791 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,698 Jhanvi. How could you? You told him I get hyper...wiper! 792 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:47,746 What could I do? Right away, he mistook me for Vidya. 793 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:50,502 So you could have cleared his misconception. 794 00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:53,502 I was about too, but he doubled Vir's pocket-money. 795 00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:57,252 And he's Vir, your friend. And he's his elder brother Dharam. 796 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:59,508 Look. Don't fall into this Dharam-Vir trap. 797 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:00,588 That Dharam is not a good man. 798 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:01,384 Really? 799 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,763 When you spend Vir's pocket-money on all your useless experiments.. 800 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,727 ...then it's "Vir, you're my brother." 801 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,103 You're my friend. Right? 802 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,983 That's correct but because of that.. - Listen, Prem. 803 00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:15,820 Vir has always helped us. Now it's our turn. 804 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,982 It's only for 4 hours. Now take this. 805 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,488 Take this tea. - No, no. 806 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,991 Please behave properly in front of him. Okay? 807 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,989 Remember, we're doing this for Vir. 808 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:30,668 Now go away from here. Go! Go! 809 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:36,087 Sir! Sorry. You called but I couldn't hear you. 810 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:37,257 What we're you saying? 811 00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:39,506 I was saying that the big knife that's kept outside..- Yes! 812 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,258 ...slit your own throat with it! 813 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,005 Prem. Go. 814 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,266 Why would I slit my throat? 815 00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:47,723 Vir, tell me something. - Yes? 816 00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:49,645 Why does this Choproo stay with you? 817 00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:52,974 Brother, I told you that he suffers from panic attacks. 818 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:56,064 The doctor has recommended a change of scene. 819 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:58,066 That's why he's shifted here for a few days. 820 00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,571 Listen to me. 821 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:06,496 Keeping this mad man in the house can get dangerous.- Brother! 822 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,248 Black tea. 823 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,256 Vir! 824 00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:18,507 Who's photo is this? 825 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,510 It's.. 826 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:23,671 ...it's some girl! 827 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:26,265 Even I can see that it's a girls photo. 828 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:27,679 But who is she? 829 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,226 What do you mean? 830 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,641 Meaning.. I'm Dharam, your Vir and he.. 831 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:33,556 ...he's a mad man! 832 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:35,766 Who is she? 833 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,900 L.. l.. - Tell him she's the girlfriend! 834 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:45,239 Mine. - His! - Mine. 835 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,996 Why is your girlfriends photo displayed in this house? 836 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,074 You can't keep a check on your girlfriend? 837 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:55,002 I had her in my control but you came and spoilt everything. 838 00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:56,670 Spoilt it? 839 00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,002 What's amazing is that.. 840 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:02,256 ...even a guy like you can have a girlfriend! 841 00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:04,253 Why? I can't have one? 842 00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:07,010 No, no. Of course you can. Of course you can. 843 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,182 A misunderstanding can happen with anyone. 844 00:53:09,770 --> 00:53:12,307 Look, brother. Your insulting my girlfriend! 845 00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:14,981 I'm insulting her? 846 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:19,978 She was insulted the day she became your girlfriend! 847 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:22,487 Brother, let it go. 848 00:53:23,742 --> 00:53:25,232 Let it go! - Yes.. 849 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,567 Let it 90! ' Yes! 850 00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:29,995 His girlfriends photo can be in this house.. 851 00:53:30,082 --> 00:53:31,993 ...but Vidya's photo can't be? 852 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,491 There must be one around here. 853 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:39,001 Yes, there is one! Look at this, brother! Look at this! 854 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:46,513 Vir! Why does his wallet.. ..have a photo of Vidya? 855 00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:50,676 Prem! How did Vidya's photo get into your wallet?! 856 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,638 Vir! How did Vidya's photo get into my wallet?! 857 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,395 Dharam sir. This is Vir's wallet. 858 00:53:58,485 --> 00:53:59,975 I had sent Prem to buy bread in the morning.. 859 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,811 ...and he had taken the wallet with him. 860 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:03,070 Give it to me! 861 00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:04,238 What? - Yes. 862 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,654 You don't even have the money to buy bread? 863 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:09,076 Shame on you! 864 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:14,240 Dharam sir. It will come.. ..my time will also come. 865 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:18,836 You see this. 866 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,247 This is a Rolex, a Rolex. 867 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,502 Original. 868 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:25,259 You will never see a time as good as this. 869 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:29,255 But tell me something. 870 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,678 What is Vidya's photo...? - Dharam sir! 871 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,222 The geyser has been switched on. You go and take a bath. 872 00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,975 Go take a bath, brother. - Yes, go take a bath! 873 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,227 Please come. - I'll bathe.. I'll bathe. 874 00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:44,069 Girlfriend! 875 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:49,074 Vir? 876 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:54,489 What do you think about this hut? - Hut? 877 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,494 This is a bungalow, sir. A bungalow. 878 00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:59,665 What I'm saying sir. ..could you please hurry up a bit. 879 00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:00,995 My wife is pregnant. 880 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,501 I'll have to take her to the hospital any moment now. 881 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,003 Congratulations, Dhondu! 882 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:07,084 Child is the father of woman! 883 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,503 Okay. Shall I take out all your stuff? 884 00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:13,262 Wait for a moment. Let me put this up first. 885 00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:18,222 R.G.V. Raghunandandas Govardhandas Vakavle. 886 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:19,479 Vakavle? 887 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:21,064 Hmmmm. 888 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:36,238 Hey! What are you doing? 889 00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:40,664 This is my house and I can do what I want. 890 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,995 Who is you, man? 891 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,001 Aaee! 892 00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:57,517 Will you take this child's life? 893 00:55:57,563 --> 00:56:00,476 Stop! Stop! Kindly stop. 894 00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:07,986 Just chill! 895 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:10,485 Hey, how much will you beat me? 896 00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:12,988 Aaee! Don't hit! Don't! 897 00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,159 What happened, brother? 898 00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:17,246 Well, some idiot was trying to put his nameplate up. 899 00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,247 Where did he go, brother? - Up there. 900 00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:23,669 You killed him? 901 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:27,085 Hey, up there means over there up, up there. 902 00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:28,256 Prem brother.. 903 00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:31,093 You know this guy? - No. Only on a formal hi-hello level. 904 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:33,511 Hello What are you doing up there? 905 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:36,507 Th.. this man hit me slightly.. - Your.. Be quiet! 906 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:37,683 Dharam sir.. 907 00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:39,635 Just because you're rich, does that mean you can torment the poor? 908 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:43,223 This is not fair! - Hey. What torment? Hey! - What? 909 00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:44,978 Get down here. Your...! 910 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:48,235 Brother! Brother! I'll explain everything to you. 911 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:49,983 Come with me. - Please, please. 912 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:51,655 Who's he? 913 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:55,326 Brother. This Raghu, actually he's insane.- What? 914 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,325 Yes Raghu. This Dharam is insane. 915 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,994 That's why he puts extra sugar in his tea nowadays. 916 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:02,165 W.. why? 917 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,663 To digest the bitter truth. 918 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,415 Hmmm. But how did all this happen? 919 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:08,748 At one time, Raghu was the owner of six bungalows in this area. 920 00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:12,009 He became so crazy about cricket batting that what can I say. 921 00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:13,176 Say it, no! 922 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,005 Actually, that cricket match that happened, Yuvraj's.. 923 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,010 Yeah. Six sixes in six balls. That one. 924 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:21,306 Brother had bet that not even one six would be hit. 925 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:23,478 Really! Then? 926 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:27,149 Then what? One ball after the other went over the boundary. 927 00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:31,479 And here.. each of Raghu's bungalows lost in the gamble. 928 00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:32,654 And after that? 929 00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:35,824 There the over ended. Here his madness began. 930 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:39,240 Now every bungalow seems like those he lost. 931 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:40,988 Morning, night, sleeping, waking.. 932 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:43,074 ...just bungalow, bungalow.. 933 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:45,250 Don't understand if he's speaking Hindi or Bengali. 934 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:50,248 Tell me this, meaning mad-fool man here, there, everywhere 935 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:52,758 Brother, there's no danger, is there? 936 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,255 There's a lot of danger, brother. 937 00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:57,008 But doctors have said that if he stays around this bungalow.. 938 00:57:57,099 --> 00:58:00,512 ...his madness might reduce. - No, no, no. No way! 939 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:02,809 This idiot should check into a mental hospital. 940 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:04,637 This is why we're shifting him to Lesotho. 941 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:06,221 His flight is in four hours. 942 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,978 But brother, I have.. shaker with the mover.. 943 00:58:09,069 --> 00:58:10,980 ...brought all my goods in the truck with me 944 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:12,152 Then go ahead, shift. 945 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,071 Rental with the mental. - No, no, no, no.. 946 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:15,397 ...he'll break my dental. 947 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:18,234 After four hours, we'll shift in calmly, ok? 948 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,660 He'll come here any moment. Go, go.. 949 00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:21,987 Later we'll do catch up, okay? 950 00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:25,244 Dhondu, what strange games God plays, huh? 951 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,326 He made such a tall, strong man insane. 952 00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:29,662 Dhondu, just chill and get out of here! 953 00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:51,392 Where's the packing? Where's the packing? Mary! 954 00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:52,976 Shoo. Why are you shouting? 955 00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:55,646 Shoo what? What shoo? Where's the packing? 956 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:57,072 Shhhh! Talk softly, will you, talk softly. 957 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,991 Hey! We've brought the truck! 958 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,158 Who are these guys? 959 00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:03,662 These.. are friends of mine. 960 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,240 Why have they brought a truck? 961 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:10,001 Truck? To take your luggage to the airport. That's why. 962 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,254 A truck for two bags?! 963 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:16,004 So you wanted two trucks, brother? 964 00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:21,009 ...actually, with your bags this TV, stereo, sofa will also go, won't it? 965 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,681 Vir won't let you go empty handed, will he? 966 00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:28,145 Whose idea was this gift, Vir? - Prem.. 967 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:31,223 I knew it.. 968 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:36,984 Vir. If you want to give me something.. 969 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,657 ...then give me Vidya. 970 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,242 I'll take Vidya with me. 971 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,080 So, Vidya, will you come with me? 972 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:50,160 Hey! Hey! Your...! What? What is it? 973 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,995 You think it's your dad's stuff? Laying your hands on it! 974 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,414 Move over, brother. Move over for a minute. 975 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:58,092 Go through here. Go through here. Go, go through here. 976 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,509 Goddamn uninvited guest! 977 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:03,510 Go through here. Get out of here! Out. Get out. Out. Bloody fools! 978 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,184 What is this? - Go. Go! 979 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,385 Hey go, no! - What happened to him? 980 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,471 Prem. Prem. 981 01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:14,975 Prem, come. 982 01:00:25,664 --> 01:00:26,995 What happened to this idiot? 983 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,077 Another panic attack. 984 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:31,746 Let me go take a look. You wait, ok? 985 01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:34,085 One after the other. 986 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,005 Not as many people enter a mall as in your bungalow. 987 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:40,001 Let's take Dharam sir out somewhere. Shopping. 988 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:42,678 We'll take his luggage with us. Drop him at the airport directly. 989 01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:46,424 But who'll convince him to go out? - Hey, I'll talk to him. 990 01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:47,679 No man, not you. 991 01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:50,472 I'll take care of it. 992 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,985 I hope this Vir doesn't bother you too much. 993 01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,160 If something like that happens.. 994 01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:09,659 ...this is my personal number. Give me a call. 995 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:10,830 There's no need for that. 996 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,749 Vir is a good husband 997 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,076 Ay, look ahead, will you? 998 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,082 I'm not driving, so why should I? 999 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,505 Why are you looking behind? - I'm keeping a watch. 1000 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:19,832 On whom? 1001 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:22,008 The cars behind us. So no one hits us. 1002 01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,506 The rear-view mirror is meant for that. 1003 01:01:23,597 --> 01:01:25,258 Yes, but I have nothing else to do. 1004 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:26,509 Why do we need the mirror? 1005 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:29,258 Sit straight, will you. Why add to the tension? 1006 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:31,468 Why should I? Who'll watch over them? 1007 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:34,972 Dharam Sir, actually Prem has become so attached to you.. 1008 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,977 ...that he doesn't want you to have any problem.. 1009 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:39,059 ...which is why he's watching you. 1010 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:41,987 Oh my God! That much protection is what my.. 1011 01:01:42,073 --> 01:01:43,984 ...Deendayal gives me. 1012 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:46,988 Who is Deendayal? Your security man? - No. 1013 01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:48,660 My Doberman. 1014 01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:51,659 Prem. Look ahead. 1015 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:01,669 Coffee - Thank you. 1016 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,342 Prem. No coffee. 1017 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:04,759 Dr. Verma has told you not to, hasn't he? 1018 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:11,508 Dr. Verma is common to both of us. 1019 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:21,147 Hello. Yes, Aunt Renuka. One minute, It's for you. 1020 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:26,232 Hello. Yes, Aunt Renuka. How are you? 1021 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:27,657 I'm fine.. 1022 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:28,984 I was just about to call you. Yes.. 1023 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:38,995 Didn't anything strike you as odd? - Odd? What, brother? 1024 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:43,006 On Prem's phone, a call for Vidya. Isn't that odd? 1025 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:47,010 Brother, calls on phones keep coming, I mean.. 1026 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:49,008 ...it'll be odd if a fax comes over the phone. 1027 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,508 Why didn't Vidya's call come on your phone? 1028 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:57,471 Maybe on this the network.. 1029 01:02:57,565 --> 01:03:00,978 The network signal shows it's full. Full network! 1030 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:04,820 This isn't Prem's. This is Vir's mobile. 1031 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:08,069 They're identical sets. Got exchanged by mistake. 1032 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:09,240 This is mine. Yes. 1033 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:14,155 In Lesotho, just moments ago, a military coup has been reported. 1034 01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:15,990 Curfew has been imposed.. 1035 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:19,497 ...and their king Bambatta has been placed under house arrest. 1036 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:22,167 The government functionaries there are.. 1037 01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:26,000 King Bambatta! King of Lesotho! My friend! 1038 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:28,843 It's okay, brother. I'm sure everything will be fine. 1039 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,462 Get a grip on yourself, Dharam sir. 1040 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:32,468 How could something like this happen to my friend? 1041 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:35,885 Hey! Let go! I mean, forget all this.. ..let's head to the airport. 1042 01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:39,438 In Lesotho, due to the curfew, and breakdown of law-and-order.. 1043 01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:45,440 ...all flights to Lesotho have been indefinitely cancelled. 1044 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,655 How could this have happened? 1045 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,983 Now how will I leave? - Now how will he leave? 1046 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,158 This will become a very big problem. 1047 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:55,988 This has become a very big problem. - Vir, Vir, Vir.. 1048 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:57,664 Jhanvi! I mean Vidya! 1049 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,241 My brother won't go. 1050 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:02,001 Brother, Brother, you won't leave. 1051 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,499 - I won't leave, I won't go, won't go. 1052 01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:05,001 Prem, my brother won't leave ,.. 1053 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,676 ...brother won't leave, brother won't leave...! 1054 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:15,515 I had no idea that he loves me so much! 1055 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,973 Don't worry about the expenses of the charter plane, Salil. 1056 01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:20,478 What? 1057 01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:22,647 Even charter planes can't land? How can this go on? 1058 01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:24,645 You have to do something. - Michael, you're the captain of the ship. 1059 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:27,068 What has to be done to get to Lesotho? Any route? 1060 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,737 Sandeep transport? Sir! 1061 01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:30,484 Can one go to Lesotho by road? 1062 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,666 Stop all this haraka-baraka. I've found a route. 1063 01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:44,245 That's fantastic! - I've spoken with the agent. 1064 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:47,004 At 6 '0' clock the ferry will leave Colva Beach.. 1065 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,083 ...which will take him straight to.. - Lesotho! 1066 01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:51,501 Zanzibar island. 1067 01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:55,180 From Zanzibar the helicopter will take him straight to..- Lesotho! 1068 01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:56,347 Wait a minute, man! 1069 01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:58,008 Tanganaka Bridge. 1070 01:04:58,103 --> 01:05:01,971 From Tanganaka Bridge he can catch a train to..- Lesotho! 1071 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,648 Hold your horses! Gora Gora crater. 1072 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:07,317 From Gora Gora crater, the Land Rover will take him to.. 1073 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:11,238 Hey! Say Lesotho. - Lesotho. 1074 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:12,405 Hmmmm. 1075 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:14,483 And how many days will this take? 1076 01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,989 I've done all the calculation. It'll take 6 days.- What? 1077 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,161 That's only if he leaves today. 1078 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:20,239 If he leaves tomorrow, it'll take 7 days. 1079 01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,664 You guys" .why are you all staring at me? Right.. 1080 01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:28,246 You guys are thinking of all the expense. 1081 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,249 But Dharam sir doesn't have a problem with that. 1082 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:32,254 He has a Rolex! Hmmm! 1083 01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,627 Vir... 1084 01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:39,974 An astrologer took a look at my birth-chart and told me.. 1085 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:42,644 ...that I would, with my own bare hands.. 1086 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:45,139 ...commit a cold-blooded murder. 1087 01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:48,980 And unfortunately, the victim is from Goa. 1088 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:53,982 And his names initials are P.C. 1089 01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,657 who? 1090 01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:57,233 Right! The actress Priyanka chopra! 1091 01:05:58,163 --> 01:05:59,244 Excuse me. 1092 01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:06,994 Mary, we don't have any idea when Dharam sir will leave. 1093 01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:09,671 You go over to my house and bring back some clothes for me and Prem. 1094 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:10,838 Okay Jhanvi. - Okay? 1095 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,173 Sorry. Vidya ma'am! 1096 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:20,007 Uh.. thanks Jhanvi. - Don't be silly Vir. 1097 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:29,482 Goli 1098 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,480 Oy! - Hello. 1099 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,482 Oy! Radio Chilli! - What did you say? 1100 01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:35,985 Go! Ask both your bosses to come here. 1101 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:39,656 I beg your pardon! - What pardon? 1102 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:42,408 Tell them their father is standing in garden! 1103 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:47,664 Listen.. you give respect, you take respect. 1104 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:50,997 Okay. You give me respect and I'll take yours! 1105 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:52,672 My God! 1106 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:57,086 He touched me!- What's happening? - Somebody help me! 1107 01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:58,261 Sir! 1108 01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:02,179 This red shirt touched me rudely from here to here! 1109 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:03,758 Who the hell are you? 1110 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,978 Me? I'm Goli! 1111 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:09,227 We're you a capsule when you we're born? 1112 01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:11,642 Hey! You don't know who I am! 1113 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:15,229 I take a breath and the other man falls to the ground! 1114 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:18,315 So go suck on a mouth freshener, you little chick! 1115 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,984 You're making fun of me! You're making fun of me! 1116 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:41,095 Mummy! 1117 01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:44,008 Dhondu, take the truck out of here! 1118 01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:47,970 Papa! Papa! Papa! 1119 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:54,351 Forgive me. Take this! 1120 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:57,070 I'm going to...! - Brother! 1121 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:59,109 Brother Goli! Brother Goli! 1122 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:00,816 You know this man? 1123 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,911 Just on a formal hi-hello level. 1124 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,162 Hi! Hello! 1125 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,331 2 minutes. 1126 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,500 We we're just coming to meet you. Take it out! 1127 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:13,670 Here. Here. 1128 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,090 The remaining two hundred and fifty thousand? 1129 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:18,257 We'll come to give it in another half hour. 1130 01:08:29,397 --> 01:08:31,479 What's going on? Who is he? 1131 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:33,973 They've come..Am I the inquiry office.. 1132 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:36,651 ...I answer all the time. You tell him. 1133 01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,069 Brother..umm.. 1134 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:40,648 They came to ask for a donation.. sponsorship! 1135 01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:41,823 Sponsorship? 1136 01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:44,989 Uh.. uh.. they're organising a cricket tournament.. 1137 01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:47,320 ...called G.P.L, along the lines of the l.P.L. 1138 01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:50,991 G.P.L? - Goa Premier League. - Yes.. 1139 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:52,996 But this ass looks like a.. 1140 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,168 Go now! Go now! 1141 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,496 Never judge a book by it's cover. 1142 01:08:57,008 --> 01:09:00,000 Your library only has books that look like that? 1143 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:07,011 Sir, I'm telling you to get your nose insured. - You go!- You go now! 1144 01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,053 Tobu will be playing a tune on his glass over there! 1145 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:13,643 How will we pay the remaining amount in a half hour? 1146 01:09:15,735 --> 01:09:18,477 Araka! Baraka! Faraka! 1147 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:39,002 Tobu says.. where is your tie? 1148 01:09:42,428 --> 01:09:44,010 A tie with jeans and a t-shirt? 1149 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:45,511 It won't look good. 1150 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,135 Where's the maid? 1151 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:53,644 House maid? 1152 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:56,981 There are a lot of problems with maids these days. 1153 01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:59,981 Do you want her for a little time everyday or for the whole day? 1154 01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,073 Studies? 1155 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,493 Cutting? 1156 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,245 Sweets!? 1157 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:13,498 Prayer? 1158 01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:16,330 Oh! Ruination! 1159 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,267 Tobu says.. two and a half! 1160 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,478 Oh, two and a half. 1161 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:37,476 Tobu sir, give us a little more time. 1162 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:41,982 Why didn't you tell me? - I have it. 1163 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:44,984 I mean, I don't have the money but I have something else instead.. 1164 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,985 ...so expect the unexpected. 1165 01:10:48,619 --> 01:10:51,657 It's a Rolex! A Rolex! An original! It's 2.5 Lakhs. 1166 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:53,738 You stole my brother's watch! 1167 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,165 Would you rather see a watch on your brother's wrist.. 1168 01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,834 ...or our heads on our shoulders? 1169 01:11:01,507 --> 01:11:02,588 Heads. - Good. 1170 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,084 Rolex, original, 24 carat gold, diamond studded, water proof.. 1171 01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:08,090 300 meters. - Yes. 1172 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:09,421 250,000. 1173 01:11:20,234 --> 01:11:26,651 Tobu says.. the remaining half million in 2 days! 1174 01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:32,993 We gave them the watch.. 1175 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,161 ...but if we don't give the remaining money by the day after.. 1176 01:11:34,248 --> 01:11:35,329 ...then we're finished! 1177 01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:38,659 Something will come up. - Have faith in God. 1178 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,039 Why are you so relaxed? 1179 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:40,831 Mar)'- 1180 01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:42,169 Sir! 1181 01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:46,500 Have you seen my watch? - Watch? 1182 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,002 A Rolex? - Yes. 1183 01:11:49,096 --> 01:11:51,007 Round dial? - Yes, yes! 1184 01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,429 Diamond studded? - The same. 1185 01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:53,678 No, I haven't seen it. 1186 01:11:55,770 --> 01:11:59,388 Vidya, have you seen my watch? - No, Dharam sir. 1187 01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:00,600 Vir. 1188 01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:02,228 I don't know anything! 1189 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:04,066 That's strange. 1190 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:05,484 How can it just disappear like that? 1191 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:06,652 Brother? 1192 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:07,979 What time is it? 1193 01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:10,657 If my watch is missing, how can I tell you the time?! 1194 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:12,984 That's fine, but what's the time? 1195 01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:16,488 By the way, if you want to know the time, then I have a watch. 1196 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,994 It didn't cost as much as yours but it tells the same time. 1197 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:33,095 You know what? We've found sponsors for the show! 1198 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:36,674 Vir! Vir! Listen! 1199 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,055 You know what? 1200 01:12:39,146 --> 01:12:41,057 You know what? We've found sponsors for the show! 1201 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,480 Vir! Our dreams will be fulfilled! 1202 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:47,227 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1203 01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:48,652 My brother! - Oh my God! 1204 01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:51,481 What's going on here, Vir? 1205 01:12:51,576 --> 01:12:52,987 Hey, Dharam sir, when did you arrive? 1206 01:12:53,077 --> 01:12:54,158 Don't you recognize her? 1207 01:12:54,662 --> 01:12:57,996 Prem's photoframe! My Jhanvi! 1208 01:12:58,416 --> 01:12:59,998 If she's your girlfriend.. 1209 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,997 ...why was she kissing Vir? 1210 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:06,375 Vir, what is this drama? - Drama...? It is a drama! 1211 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:07,254 Drama? 1212 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:11,001 Actually, their musical group is performing a cultural play.. 1213 01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:12,426 ...on 26th January. 1214 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:14,504 She's come to do the rehearsal for it. 1215 01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:17,508 She just starts at any time! Let me call 'action' first, silly girl! 1216 01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,513 It didn't seem to me like she was acting. 1217 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,980 But brother.. it's not good acting if it doesn't look real! 1218 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:25,227 I mean.. she's so talented! 1219 01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:28,060 Thank God! I was thinking something else entirely! 1220 01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:29,235 Thank God.. 1221 01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:30,983 ...you didn't continue thinking it was something else entirely! 1222 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:36,234 So tell me.. ..what's the name of this play? 1223 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,996 Your girl is mine...! She's mine.. mine.. 1224 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,247 Your girl is mine? 1225 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,419 Let's go rehearse.. come! - Yes, let's go! 1226 01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:47,586 One minute.. one minute! 1227 01:13:48,007 --> 01:13:49,338 Your girl is mine?! 1228 01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:51,999 Such a nonsensical name? 1229 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:55,002 On 26th January you should.. 1230 01:13:55,097 --> 01:13:57,008 ...perform something with a patriotic theme. 1231 01:13:57,516 --> 01:14:00,008 Love.. sacrifice.. country! 1232 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:05,058 That's all in there brother.. all 3 are there. 1233 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:09,067 Love.. you can see for yourself. 1234 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:10,234 Country.. her father drinks! 1235 01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:13,480 And I'm making the sacrifice.. ..I'm the producer. 1236 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:17,984 He doesn't have the money to buy bread.. 1237 01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:20,320 ...and he wants to be a producer! 1238 01:14:24,669 --> 01:14:26,080 Anyway.. anyway.. anyway. 1239 01:14:26,754 --> 01:14:27,994 Vir.. the script has a kiss in it.. 1240 01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:31,081 ...and you just kissed her? 1241 01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,007 No love, no emotions? 1242 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:34,425 There should be some build up. 1243 01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:38,255 Brother. I didn't understand. 1244 01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:40,090 You don't understand? I'll show you. 1245 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,266 Move.. move aside! - Let it be.- Move! 1246 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:44,060 No, no brother, show us, show us! - One minute.. one minute! 1247 01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:45,978 Your brother is experienced. - Brother! Brother! 1248 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:47,146 Come here.. come here. 1249 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,482 Cue.. cue? 1250 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,976 We've got sponsors for the show.. 1251 01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:55,564 ...and our dreams will be fulfilled.. oh my God! 1252 01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,240 What did you say? Anyway.. let it be. 1253 01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,234 Darling.. 1254 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,989 ...a dream is not really a dream.. 1255 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,662 ...if you see it only while you sleep. 1256 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:07,080 Dream should be of the kind.. ..that drives your sleep away! 1257 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:10,412 Look Vir.. he's driving sleep away.. ..he's driving sleep away! 1258 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:11,587 Brother! 1259 01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,086 Yes? What? - Your phone is ringing!- Where is it? 1260 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:18,010 In your pocket! - Bloody Lesotho! Lesotho...! Lesotho. 1261 01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:19,178 Speak. 1262 01:15:22,101 --> 01:15:24,513 This time my brother crossed the line with Vidya! 1263 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:26,970 Now you understand, when someone else shops on your credit card.. 1264 01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:28,304 How it makes you feel. 1265 01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:30,815 Will someone explain to me what's going on? 1266 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,983 Dharam sir arrived suddenly and mistaking me for Vidya.. 1267 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,151 ...he doubled the pocket-money! 1268 01:15:34,405 --> 01:15:37,488 In short.. From today, I'm Vidya and you Jhanvi.. 1269 01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,407 ...and before another problem crops up.. 1270 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:41,655 ...you leave.. leave quickly! - Hey.. hey! Don't worry! 1271 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,992 It's 2 '0' clock and Venus' position has turned vertical.. 1272 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:46,163 ...so there'll be no problem. 1273 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,331 Vidya, please! Vidya, go! 1274 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:48,658 Greetings ma'am! 1275 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,840 How are you my rock star, Vir? Prem brother.. 1276 01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:01,508 Jhanvi ma'am.. what's happening? 1277 01:16:01,599 --> 01:16:04,011 Where's Dharam sir? - Uh.. uh.. brother.. 1278 01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:06,092 Has left for Lesotho! 1279 01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:07,393 Hey, how could he have left like that? 1280 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,721 Without any prior notice? Atleast.. 1281 01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:11,977 The mad man has left Dhondu! Just chill! 1282 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,651 I asked for a wish and it was granted! 1283 01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,650 Your honour, I am owner in the bungalow! 1284 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:18,821 Did you understand? 1285 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,398 Should I bring your stuff? - Just chill, Dhondu! 1286 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:24,657 Who are these people? - Uh.. they're Prem's friends! 1287 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,496 How do you do? 1288 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,416 Raghunandandas Govardhandas Vakavle! 1289 01:16:30,503 --> 01:16:31,664 Dhondu.. Dhondu. 1290 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:34,253 I am owner of bungalow! 1291 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:38,086 He's the Doctor who treats mental ailments! 1292 01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:40,009 He doesn't look like one. 1293 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:41,177 Should I bring all the stuff? 1294 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:42,344 Dhondu! 1295 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:43,512 Just chill! Ok.. ok. 1296 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,010 The flights have not yet resumed. So how...? 1297 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,182 Dharam sir.. 1298 01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,016 ...I'll leave now, Vir sir. 1299 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,311 Good bye. Good bye. Bye! - Hey.. Chautala? 1300 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:54,398 When did you arrive? 1301 01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:57,978 Dharam sir, you're.. .. still here but they said that you.. 1302 01:16:58,072 --> 01:17:01,235 ...had left for Lesotho! - What is this mad man doing here? 1303 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:02,406 Mad man? 1304 01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:03,574 Vidya.. come here! 1305 01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:06,995 Sir, that's Jhanvi ma'am. - Mary, you come too. 1306 01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:09,743 Sir, that's Jhanvi ma'am. This is Vidya ma'am. 1307 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:11,165 Have you gone mad? 1308 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:12,996 She's Vidya. - Yes. 1309 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:16,000 A mad man always thinks that everyone else is mad! 1310 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:18,664 All mad, one mad, look alike! 1311 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:21,254 Sir, why are you ribbing me? 1312 01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:25,259 Are you Alladin's lamp that I would rub you? 1313 01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:26,510 No.. no! 1314 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,011 Well done Doctor Lamp-man.. 1315 01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:30,013 ...your treatment seems to be working.. Carry on! 1316 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,641 Hey you! He's not a doctor, you idiot! 1317 01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:34,392 That's correct, young man! 1318 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:37,396 That sofa is not a sofa...! That door is not a door...! 1319 01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:38,726 This pant is not a pant...! 1320 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:40,983 Ajay Devgan is not Ajay Devgan...! - Who is he?! 1321 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:42,984 This doctor is not a doctor.. and you mind it! 1322 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,903 Get out! 1323 01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:47,993 Vir.. throw him out! Jhanvi, come here. 1324 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:50,492 Oh sir.. oh sir! She's not Jhanvi! 1325 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:51,664 Should I bring all the stuff? 1326 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,240 Just chill, Dhondu my boy! 1327 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:55,246 Oh sir! Are you going insane? 1328 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,669 What are you going on about, Chautala? 1329 01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,667 That's why you've been called here, Doctor. 1330 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,420 Take a doctor a day, keep a mad man away! 1331 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:04,343 Vir.. 1332 01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:06,845 Vir! 1333 01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:09,264 He's talking to you Vir. Come on, little boy. Come on. 1334 01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:11,683 Throw this idiot out! - Come on.. 1335 01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:12,805 Just explain something to me. 1336 01:18:12,897 --> 01:18:15,480 Why is Dharam sir calling Vidya by Jhanvi's name. 1337 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,978 Mr Chautala.. you meet us on the 5th of every month.. 1338 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:20,480 ...but despite that you're saying this? 1339 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:23,484 On the 5th...? I come on the 1st of every month! 1340 01:18:24,658 --> 01:18:25,989 What's happened to you, Chautala? 1341 01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:27,487 Your even mistaking the date? 1342 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:28,992 Hey.. he's lost his mind.. 1343 01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:32,242 ...and she.. she's my Jhanvi. 1344 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:35,075 That's right, Prem! And she's my Vidya. 1345 01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:36,500 That one's mine! 1346 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:37,076 Bah! 1347 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:41,878 Little chick! I'll make mincemeat out of you, you idiot..you...! 1348 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:44,834 Sir! He's not gone insane, you have! 1349 01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,010 I've gone insane! 1350 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:47,511 Chautala.. - Yes. 1351 01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:50,010 I've broken 4 noses of my staff.. - Yes. 1352 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:52,262 ...and now it seems to be your turn! - No, no, no! 1353 01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,640 Should I bring all the stuff? - Dhondu, just chill, brother! 1354 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:55,970 Okay. - One moment. 1355 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:58,477 You don't speak to a doctor like that, brother. 1356 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,400 Really! I'm a doctor?! - You're a doctor? 1357 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:02,977 Are you asking or telling me? 1358 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:04,483 He's telling you! 1359 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,735 He's come here for you treatment. 1360 01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:11,991 For your own good. just for your safety..pin.. child! 1361 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,079 Should I bring all the stuff? 1362 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:15,748 Should I bring all the stuff? 1363 01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:17,162 Should I bring all the stuff? 1364 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:18,826 Should I bring all the stuff?! 1365 01:19:19,505 --> 01:19:20,995 He's hitting me, the mad man! 1366 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,001 He's hitting us like we're.. 1367 01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:32,514 Sir.. 1368 01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:33,682 That one is Vidya. 1369 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,976 I swear on my mother's head, sir! 1370 01:19:36,981 --> 01:19:39,643 That's what I'm also saying Chautala. This one is Vidya. 1371 01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,725 No sir.. I mean.. - Chautala.. you're being tiresome! 1372 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:46,984 I mean.. you're tired. You need a holiday. 1373 01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:49,983 Understood? Holiday...! - Holiday? 1374 01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:51,988 Look.. as soon as the flights resume.. 1375 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,490 ...come and inform me, okay? 1376 01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:55,246 Now leave. - Okay sir. 1377 01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:57,498 Hi guys! 1378 01:19:57,584 --> 01:19:59,245 Hi Vidya! - Hi! - Vidya! 1379 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:04,998 Hi! Hi! Hi Betty! Hi! 1380 01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:07,333 Brother, she's Betty, our band's keyboard player. 1381 01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:08,509 Hello sir. - Hello. Hello. 1382 01:20:08,595 --> 01:20:10,427 Vir, we're getting late for the show. - Show?! 1383 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:12,255 Today is our band's first performance. 1384 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:13,680 Yes, yes, let's go, let's go! 1385 01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:15,678 Dharam sir, why don't you join us? Come. 1386 01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:17,009 Why not? I would love to. 1387 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:18,139 Should we leave? 1388 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:32,067 This rock is for you. All the best. Keep it in your right pocket. 1389 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:33,659 Subi.. 1390 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:36,237 Keep this rock inside your case. - What will this do? 1391 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:37,743 It will really rock! 1392 01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:51,085 Check the amps on stage. I don't want any goof-up. 1393 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,261 Where's Betty? 1394 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:53,679 Vir...! 1395 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:56,598 What's up, buddy? 1396 01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:01,721 Fantabulous, sir! 1397 01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,981 This is a beautiful design! 1398 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,979 Beautiful tattoo for a beautiful woman! 1399 01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:08,068 Check out the flirt. 1400 01:21:09,156 --> 01:21:10,988 He's putting on the tattoo.. 1401 01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:13,237 ...like he's putting vermillion in the parting in her hair. 1402 01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,585 Hey guys! 1403 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:26,503 Get ready. The next rock performance is yours. 1404 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,671 Yes! 1405 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:29,999 Vir.. Yezdi hasn't reached yet, man. - What? 1406 01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:31,425 Where is he? Has someone called him? 1407 01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:33,253 I just tried his number. His cell phone is off. 1408 01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:34,511 Call him again. 1409 01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:41,469 What happened guys? 1410 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:44,225 Brother, our drummer Yezdi.. ...he hasn't shown up. 1411 01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:48,066 I'm here guys. 1412 01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:52,479 Yezdi, what the...! 1413 01:21:52,574 --> 01:21:54,235 What happened? How did it happen? 1414 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:56,067 That Aura band's Chris...! 1415 01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:58,323 They we're in their car and I was on my bike. 1416 01:21:58,414 --> 01:22:00,246 He cut across my path on purpose.. 1417 01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:02,243 ...and I lost my balance, man. 1418 01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,993 My hand is completely screwed! 1419 01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:15,094 Without Yezdi there's no performance. 1420 01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:17,504 I'll go and make the announcement. 1421 01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,478 Guys.. uh.. 1422 01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:31,982 I'm afraid we.. ..we have some bad news. 1423 01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:34,989 Our drummer has.. 1424 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:34,506 When I desire, I make a ladder to the sky 1425 01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:37,335 And break off two or four stars I dive into a lake 1426 01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:42,173 And pull out the drowning sun 1427 01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:45,430 To decorate the walls of my house 1428 01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:04,741 When I desire, I make a ladder to the sky 1429 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:08,995 And break off two to four stars I dive into a lake 1430 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:12,670 And pull out the drowning sun 1431 01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:15,248 To decorate the walls of my house 1432 01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:20,428 My heart's desires.. are what I always do 1433 01:24:20,514 --> 01:24:23,757 My heart desires - I should listen to my heart 1434 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:28,640 My heart desires" that I live my heart's desires 1435 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:04,256 At night, I'll steal the light of fireflies 1436 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:07,341 And when the power goes I'll use their light 1437 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:11,637 All the colours of the flowers I'll remove 1438 01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:15,396 And paint them to my heart's desire 1439 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,994 At night, I'll steal the light of fireflies 1440 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:29,993 And when the power goes I'll use their light 1441 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:34,410 All the colours of the flowers I'll remove 1442 01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:37,997 And paint them to my heart's desire 1443 01:25:38,508 --> 01:25:42,001 When I desire, I'll build my road over the wind 1444 01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:46,180 And on it I'll drive my car 1445 01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:49,759 I'll make every month a hundred days long 1446 01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:52,470 Increase the total of each year 1447 01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:57,396 My heart's desires - are what I always do 1448 01:25:57,486 --> 01:26:00,979 My heart desires - I should listen to my heart 1449 01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:05,488 My heart desires - that I live my heart's desires 1450 01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:44,647 And the winner is.. The Roar! 1451 01:26:45,992 --> 01:26:47,733 Yay guys! Yay! 1452 01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:54,248 Hey Chris! Your band got beat, man! - Hey Betty. I warn you. 1453 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:55,665 Just cut the crap! 1454 01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:58,995 I'll give you such a tight one.. - Hey.. you'll hit a girl! 1455 01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:00,250 You talk to me! 1456 01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:04,668 Yezdi my boy your hand is already broken..- Chris 1457 01:27:04,761 --> 01:27:07,674 You want your foot broken too. - Don't cross your limit. 1458 01:27:07,764 --> 01:27:11,007 Why don't you tell me.. ..what my limit is? 1459 01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:13,342 Tell me. - Hey...! 1460 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:16,970 My name is Prem.. 1461 01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:19,227 ...Prem Chopra. 1462 01:27:19,985 --> 01:27:21,066 What are you doing? 1463 01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:22,985 Are you threatening him or giving your bio-data? 1464 01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:27,739 Jhanvi, take him home with you. Go.. go..- Chris! 1465 01:27:28,994 --> 01:27:30,985 Come on guys. Chill, chill! 1466 01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:34,655 We're creative people, man. Stop all this fighting. 1467 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,490 Control yourself. Come on. 1468 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:40,995 Hey Vir! 1469 01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:45,333 Change your name from Vir (brave) to Coward.. Coward. 1470 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:49,511 What are you looking at? Go home and play your silly tunes. 1471 01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:52,010 Hey Prem! What happened? 1472 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:54,007 Just like your car broke into pieces the other day.. 1473 01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:56,639 ...you're also going to pieces? - Come on, Prem. 1474 01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:57,970 What? Come no, come no. 1475 01:27:58,064 --> 01:28:00,977 You know who the biggest coward of them all is? 1476 01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:02,482 Him.. 1477 01:28:02,569 --> 01:28:05,311 Vir's N.R.l. brother. (non-resident Indian) 1478 01:28:07,991 --> 01:28:10,983 Damn non-reacting Indian. 1479 01:28:46,822 --> 01:28:47,903 Do you have a family? 1480 01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:52,232 Why? - Who'll take you to the hospital? 1481 01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:59,406 You're such a comedian, uncle. 1482 01:28:59,668 --> 01:29:01,750 I've just started doing comedy, son. 1483 01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:03,914 I've been doing action for 30 years. 1484 01:31:14,761 --> 01:31:17,253 Kill them. Kill them. 1485 01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:10,897 Shit! Her father's standing outside 1486 01:32:12,152 --> 01:32:15,065 Bye Jhanvi -Bye. - Bye, Jhanvi - One minute. Idiots. 1487 01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:17,320 Do you have any manners? Any etiquettes? 1488 01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:20,069 Jhanvi, I'll drop you. Vir, get down. 1489 01:32:20,994 --> 01:32:23,656 Daddy! - Oh-oh. Thank God you're safe. 1490 01:32:23,997 --> 01:32:25,738 Inspector Walia had called, and I learnt 1491 01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:27,914 that a serious fight had broken out. 1492 01:32:28,001 --> 01:32:29,833 Yes, there was, but he was there. 1493 01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,994 He thrashed them so hard they won't.. 1494 01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:34,500 ...get out of the hospital for a month. 1495 01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:37,003 And the credit goes to - Mr. Dharam 1496 01:32:37,427 --> 01:32:38,588 Vir's elder brother. 1497 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,845 Oh, the famous Mr. Dharam Kapoor. 1498 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:43,176 Sir, thank you very much. 1499 01:32:43,266 --> 01:32:45,507 You brought my daughter home safe and sound. 1500 01:32:45,685 --> 01:32:48,393 Meeting you makes me feel like a blind man who's been given eyes. 1501 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,470 Why? Do you have cataract? 1502 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:55,401 No, no, no, no, that's a metaphor an example, an analogy. 1503 01:32:55,737 --> 01:32:57,728 You know what Daddy, how wonderfully he dances.. 1504 01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,905 ...how brilliantly he played the drums mind-blowing, superb! 1505 01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:02,658 Anyway, I'll go in to change 1506 01:33:02,744 --> 01:33:04,155 Bye, Dharam sir, goodnight. 1507 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:05,743 Okay, sir, thank you very much. 1508 01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:07,078 One minute, one minute. 1509 01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:11,829 I don't know if I should say this.. 1510 01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:14,499 ...but the boy your daughter is about to marry.. 1511 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:17,255 ...is not worthy of being your son-in-law. 1512 01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:19,003 You are saying this? 1513 01:33:20,095 --> 01:33:21,176 What's happening, buddy? 1514 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:24,004 In his name, your reputation is being ruined. 1515 01:33:25,433 --> 01:33:28,516 But my daughter says he's a decent sort,.. 1516 01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:30,477 ...upright and down-to-earth. 1517 01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:31,808 You're right, down-to earth. 1518 01:33:32,482 --> 01:33:34,564 He's fallen far lower than that. 1519 01:33:35,485 --> 01:33:37,567 Your daughter's Prem (love) isn't right. 1520 01:33:38,404 --> 01:33:40,736 My daughter's love isn't right? 1521 01:33:41,157 --> 01:33:44,320 But what do we do, sir. Love is blind. 1522 01:33:45,078 --> 01:33:47,911 Actually, hearing your name.. 1523 01:33:48,331 --> 01:33:51,164 ...and considering the Kapoor family connection.. .l thought.. 1524 01:33:52,585 --> 01:33:53,666 I don't blame you. 1525 01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:58,497 Look, if on a donkey's hooves,. ..l attach horseshoes.. 1526 01:33:59,008 --> 01:34:00,498 ...that doesn't turn the donkey into a horse. 1527 01:34:01,594 --> 01:34:04,086 If I had my way, I'd abuse him.. 1528 01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:05,670 ...and throw him out of my house. 1529 01:34:06,349 --> 01:34:09,683 He's not my own, is he? - Oh, step-brother!- What? 1530 01:34:09,769 --> 01:34:11,259 No, no, no, straightforward. 1531 01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:13,974 I've never met a man as straightforward as you. 1532 01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:15,976 Where does one find such true-hearted men these days? 1533 01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:19,893 By the way, you're married...? - Bachelor. 1534 01:34:20,238 --> 01:34:24,983 Oh! Muscular, popular, spectacular and a bachelor! 1535 01:34:25,076 --> 01:34:26,987 And I can also dance, damn it! 1536 01:34:28,997 --> 01:34:31,238 Those two, why are they embracing? 1537 01:34:31,749 --> 01:34:33,490 To seal the relationship. Congratulations. 1538 01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:35,249 What are you saying? 1539 01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:38,003 Vidya will 100% become a Kapoor daughter-in-law. 1540 01:34:38,089 --> 01:34:39,420 What are you saying? 1541 01:34:39,841 --> 01:34:41,923 But not the younger's - the older one's. 1542 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:44,172 What are you saying! 1543 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:52,267 Goodnight Vir. - Goodnight brother. 1544 01:34:54,731 --> 01:34:56,893 Goodnight Vidya. - Goodnight brother. 1545 01:34:56,983 --> 01:34:58,064 Let go of me! 1546 01:34:58,985 --> 01:35:00,146 Goodnight. 1547 01:35:00,737 --> 01:35:03,320 Hey! Where are you going? - That.. 1548 01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:06,982 ...I'm scared of sleeping alone. 1549 01:35:07,327 --> 01:35:08,988 Sleep with me. Come, come, come. 1550 01:35:09,078 --> 01:35:10,819 No, no. I'm not that scared. 1551 01:35:11,831 --> 01:35:13,321 Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1552 01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:17,080 Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1553 01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:18,501 Come. 1554 01:35:18,588 --> 01:35:20,420 Don't know when this problem will be solved. 1555 01:35:21,341 --> 01:35:24,174 Oh God, when will my brother go to Lesotho? 1556 01:35:25,428 --> 01:35:26,759 Vir, I was thinking.. 1557 01:35:27,013 --> 01:35:28,674 ...that now we've got away with lying.. 1558 01:35:29,015 --> 01:35:30,847 ...but when you marry Vidya.. 1559 01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:32,678 ...Dharam sir will learn the truth, won't he? 1560 01:35:33,853 --> 01:35:35,139 Why are you frightening me, Jhanvi? 1561 01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:36,974 We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. 1562 01:35:37,649 --> 01:35:38,730 Goodnight. 1563 01:35:51,246 --> 01:35:52,327 What are you doing? 1564 01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:54,738 Exercise. Early morning. Good for health. 1565 01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:56,239 It's the middle of the night. 1566 01:35:56,501 --> 01:35:57,832 There is still time before the morning. 1567 01:35:59,003 --> 01:36:00,084 Middle of the night? 1568 01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:02,003 What time is it? 1569 01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:05,670 But you don't have a watch, do you? Goodnight. 1570 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,476 Coming in? - No, no! 1571 01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:29,903 Yes, Vidya.- Vir, Daddy's been taken to the hospital.- What? 1572 01:36:36,749 --> 01:36:37,830 Prem 1573 01:36:38,751 --> 01:36:39,832 It's you. 1574 01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:41,493 Prem, problem. - What? 1575 01:36:42,171 --> 01:36:44,003 Vidya just called. Her dad's in the hospital. 1576 01:36:44,090 --> 01:36:45,171 He's had a heart problem. 1577 01:36:45,758 --> 01:36:47,169 This was meant to happen. - What? 1578 01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:49,584 Your brother must have used his big mouth to make small talk. 1579 01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:51,920 Forget that. What should I do now? - Run to the hospital, will you. 1580 01:36:52,849 --> 01:36:55,261 Vir.. where are you off to? 1581 01:36:56,019 --> 01:36:57,100 That too at this time of the night? 1582 01:36:58,730 --> 01:37:01,722 Vid.. Vi.. Jhanvi's father is in the hospital. 1583 01:37:02,483 --> 01:37:03,723 What are you saying? - Yes. 1584 01:37:04,152 --> 01:37:05,984 So then.. So then? He should go, shouldn't he? 1585 01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:07,151 Why are you going? 1586 01:37:07,989 --> 01:37:10,981 Brother, if I go, if Jhanvi's father sees me, then.. 1587 01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:13,733 ...the heart attack may turn into heart failure. 1588 01:37:13,995 --> 01:37:15,485 Yes, yes. Correct. 1589 01:37:15,997 --> 01:37:18,489 That's the first time in your life you've spoken sense. 1590 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:20,661 Vir, you go. All the best, okay. 1591 01:37:20,752 --> 01:37:22,083 Okay, I'll call you the moment I reach. 1592 01:37:32,013 --> 01:37:34,004 Come, come, come to me, come.. - Goodnight! 1593 01:37:42,565 --> 01:37:45,148 Meena, I'm not a rascal! 1594 01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:48,147 What? You've reached the hospital? 1595 01:37:48,821 --> 01:37:50,653 Be patient, be patient, Meena. 1596 01:37:50,990 --> 01:37:54,233 Before you deliver the baby.. .. let me deliver the goods here. 1597 01:37:54,410 --> 01:38:00,076 Be patient, yes, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! 1598 01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:04,000 Dhondu, tell your half-better.. - What? 1599 01:38:04,087 --> 01:38:07,079 To just chill, Meena! - Hunh? 1600 01:38:07,673 --> 01:38:08,913 Yup. 1601 01:38:09,175 --> 01:38:11,758 Daddy, you can't leave us like this! - Vir! What are you doing? 1602 01:38:12,011 --> 01:38:15,174 Daddy, talk to me! - Vir, he doesn't have a heart problem! 1603 01:38:16,015 --> 01:38:18,507 Too much gas has given him breathing trouble. 1604 01:38:18,768 --> 01:38:20,600 Oh, thank God! 1605 01:38:20,686 --> 01:38:22,552 Daddy, you're saved! You're saved. 1606 01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:25,973 Save me! I'm dead. Because of you, I'll die.. 1607 01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:27,148 Because of me? 1608 01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:31,069 Take your foot off the oxygen pipe. - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry! 1609 01:38:31,155 --> 01:38:34,739 Vidya, Vidya.. ..he'll make me die a jackal's death. 1610 01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:36,066 Don't call yourself a jackal daddy. 1611 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:40,905 That's just a metaphor, an example, an analogy. 1612 01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:45,413 Doctor, doctor, doctor! 1613 01:38:46,337 --> 01:38:47,668 His heart rate is increasing rapidly. - What? 1614 01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,746 We need to shift him to the ICU. Get the stretcher. 1615 01:38:50,091 --> 01:38:52,332 I will see you. I will see you.. 1616 01:38:53,010 --> 01:38:54,091 What happened? 1617 01:38:54,178 --> 01:38:55,760 What happened? Get out from here. Get out! 1618 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:14,062 God. You scared me. What are you doing here? 1619 01:39:14,073 --> 01:39:15,404 I came to meet you. 1620 01:39:15,491 --> 01:39:17,573 Vidya's father has had a heart problem. 1621 01:39:17,827 --> 01:39:19,067 He's at the Holy Care hospital. - Vidya! 1622 01:39:19,162 --> 01:39:20,903 Hey Vidya! - Dharam sir! 1623 01:39:20,997 --> 01:39:23,238 Today I'm going to...! - Open the door!- Prem. No! 1624 01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:26,499 You don't worry. Go. I'll handle him. - Vidya, open the door! 1625 01:39:26,836 --> 01:39:29,328 I'm coming. 1626 01:39:31,340 --> 01:39:32,421 Yes, Dharam sir. - What happened, Vidya? 1627 01:39:32,508 --> 01:39:35,921 Why did you scream? - That.. yes.. Lizard. 1628 01:39:36,679 --> 01:39:37,760 Lizard? 1629 01:39:38,347 --> 01:39:41,009 There's a lizard in the room.. ...and I'm terrified of lizards. 1630 01:39:41,350 --> 01:39:45,560 No problem. Do this. Go to sleep in my room and I'll sleep here. 1631 01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:47,812 No, that's not.. - No, I won't hear a word, please. 1632 01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:51,475 Please go. Go, go, go - Dharam sir.. 1633 01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,831 Ay, see who all are going in there. 1634 01:40:07,001 --> 01:40:09,333 And there's you - even after renting the place.. 1635 01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:11,002 ...you're sitting outside with a truck driver. 1636 01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:12,754 Do you have any self-respect or not? 1637 01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:16,834 Self-respect.. self-respect! - Hey, don't make that noise. 1638 01:40:16,928 --> 01:40:18,510 Why are you yelling at a poor man? 1639 01:40:18,596 --> 01:40:20,007 If you want to show how brave you are.. 1640 01:40:20,097 --> 01:40:21,587 ...why don't you go in there and see what's happening? 1641 01:40:22,517 --> 01:40:27,478 Okay. I enter at owner risk. But you stay here.- Why? 1642 01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:29,641 Otherwise the snake will kiss! 1643 01:40:32,151 --> 01:40:34,483 JhanvL - Vir, how is Vidya's father? 1644 01:40:35,404 --> 01:40:37,486 Upon seeing me, his condition worsened. - What? 1645 01:40:37,573 --> 01:40:40,235 What are you doing out here? Where's Prem? 1646 01:40:40,660 --> 01:40:43,072 I thought he was with you. - With me? He's not with me. 1647 01:40:43,412 --> 01:40:45,653 He's not with you? Then where is Prem? 1648 01:40:45,998 --> 01:40:49,411 Your name is Prem Chopra. 1649 01:41:11,482 --> 01:41:13,723 So baby, tell me how you feel? 1650 01:41:17,071 --> 01:41:23,659 Go slowly into the garden, O honey-bee.. 1651 01:41:24,495 --> 01:41:25,985 Go slowly.. 1652 01:41:42,013 --> 01:41:45,756 Vir, Vir! 1653 01:41:45,933 --> 01:41:47,765 Brother! - Vir! Vir! -What happened? 1654 01:41:48,019 --> 01:41:50,101 This damned Prem Chopra.. - Yeah...? 1655 01:41:50,396 --> 01:41:52,979 ...thinking I was Vidya, started caressing me. - What? 1656 01:41:53,149 --> 01:41:55,982 Your eyes are blinded by the mask of friendship.- No, er, er.. 1657 01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:59,231 Actually, he's got his eyes on Vidya. 1658 01:41:59,322 --> 01:42:00,403 Brother, er, er.. 1659 01:42:00,573 --> 01:42:01,734 Bloody rapist! 1660 01:42:01,991 --> 01:42:05,825 Dharam sir! He's not a rapist. Er.. he.. that. 1661 01:42:06,495 --> 01:42:08,236 He suffers from the disease of sleepwalking. 1662 01:42:08,998 --> 01:42:10,079 Yes, brother! 1663 01:42:10,416 --> 01:42:12,999 The panic attacks he gets, I mean.. 1664 01:42:13,085 --> 01:42:14,166 ...these are the side effects of those. 1665 01:42:18,007 --> 01:42:20,169 Look at the poor chap. He's walking in his sleep. 1666 01:42:23,763 --> 01:42:24,844 Now let me see.. 1667 01:42:25,264 --> 01:42:27,596 When this knife goes into his stomach.. 1668 01:42:28,017 --> 01:42:29,098 ...and comes out of his back, then.. 1669 01:42:29,185 --> 01:42:30,266 Dharam sir, no. 1670 01:42:30,353 --> 01:42:31,969 ...I'll see whether this scoundrel is sleepwalking.. 1671 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:33,720 ...or if he's moon-walking. - Brother! 1672 01:42:35,983 --> 01:42:37,565 I knew it, I knew it! 1673 01:42:38,152 --> 01:42:40,063 Brother, listen to me, brother.. 1674 01:42:40,738 --> 01:42:42,479 These are side effects of the panic attacks! 1675 01:42:46,994 --> 01:42:49,326 Thief! 1676 01:42:53,834 --> 01:42:57,077 All mad in this house, throwing knives at gentlemen.. 1677 01:42:57,171 --> 01:42:59,754 Dhondu, start it, start it.. ...start it, man! 1678 01:43:01,008 --> 01:43:04,251 Dhondu, jump start, man! - Happened what? 1679 01:43:05,012 --> 01:43:06,502 Knife throwing, knife throwing...! 1680 01:43:06,681 --> 01:43:08,672 Here, start the truck, get out! 1681 01:43:15,981 --> 01:43:17,972 Hey, why did you stop the truck? - Run, Dhondu, run! 1682 01:43:18,067 --> 01:43:21,230 Since when have you been yelling run, run but there's no one behind us. 1683 01:43:21,487 --> 01:43:22,568 Where did I land myself? 1684 01:43:22,988 --> 01:43:26,231 Hey, what is all this ha ha you're doing? 1685 01:43:26,659 --> 01:43:29,401 Dhondu! - What? - Just chill. 1686 01:43:29,495 --> 01:43:31,577 Hey, your chill's bill has become very high. 1687 01:43:31,747 --> 01:43:33,909 Now your drama has become too much. 1688 01:43:33,999 --> 01:43:37,242 I'll take care of everyone including that madman, I'll.. 1689 01:43:37,336 --> 01:43:39,577 Dhondu! - Now what? 1690 01:43:43,342 --> 01:43:46,676 I go to teach Vasudha as you and not myself. 1691 01:43:47,012 --> 01:43:53,099 I speak, but it is you.. - Hey. 1692 01:43:53,185 --> 01:43:54,926 Hey, this is too much, okay? 1693 01:43:55,104 --> 01:43:57,562 You need to go to the mental asylum. 1694 01:43:57,982 --> 01:43:59,063 Come out here now! 1695 01:44:02,403 --> 01:44:05,145 If my child is born without a father.. 1696 01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:07,818 ...I'll run everyone over with my truck. 1697 01:44:10,995 --> 01:44:13,657 Going and coming from your gate to the corner.. 1698 01:44:13,748 --> 01:44:16,661 ...the diesel in my truck is almost finished.. 1699 01:44:17,501 --> 01:44:18,991 Who's this new character in the story? 1700 01:44:20,004 --> 01:44:22,086 This is all because of that madman. 1701 01:44:22,173 --> 01:44:25,086 Don't shout, Dhondu, just chill, chill. 1702 01:44:25,176 --> 01:44:28,009 If that madman comes out here, your son's birthday.. 1703 01:44:28,095 --> 01:44:31,008 ...and both our death days will come together. 1704 01:44:31,098 --> 01:44:33,260 Today, I'll give that madman.. - Hey.. hey.. shut up. 1705 01:44:33,350 --> 01:44:35,182 Why are you screaming man? I'll give you.. 1706 01:44:36,020 --> 01:44:37,101 Shhh. 1707 01:44:37,229 --> 01:44:38,310 Say it. - What happened? 1708 01:44:39,815 --> 01:44:40,896 Ran out of steam? 1709 01:44:40,983 --> 01:44:44,146 I just raised my voice and they ran out of steam, Raghu.. 1710 01:44:47,406 --> 01:44:49,488 Why did you run out of steam, Dhondu? 1711 01:44:49,658 --> 01:44:52,741 You're standing there as if that guy is behind me.. 1712 01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:53,909 Yesss.. 1713 01:44:54,997 --> 01:44:57,079 You're standing there as if that guy is behind me.. 1714 01:44:58,501 --> 01:45:01,163 You're standing there as if that guy is behind me...! 1715 01:45:03,255 --> 01:45:04,336 Brother is watching us...? 1716 01:45:05,758 --> 01:45:07,248 Truck, Dhondu, bring it out.. 1717 01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:10,252 Raghu, my brother, my friend. 1718 01:45:10,429 --> 01:45:13,012 Come, come. Let's go in and drink some tea. 1719 01:45:15,017 --> 01:45:16,348 Brother, about this guy.. 1720 01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:17,516 Viru. 1721 01:45:18,020 --> 01:45:21,229 ...the cure for madness isn't always chasing away the madman.. 1722 01:45:22,149 --> 01:45:23,639 ...sometimes reasoning with the madman is required. 1723 01:45:24,318 --> 01:45:28,312 Brother, he's totally mad. - What?- Mad, mad. 1724 01:45:29,156 --> 01:45:30,237 Look who's talking. 1725 01:45:34,328 --> 01:45:35,409 I'll be back. 1726 01:45:36,997 --> 01:45:38,078 Don't leave me alone. 1727 01:45:44,588 --> 01:45:46,329 Raghu.. how many spoons? 1728 01:45:46,423 --> 01:45:48,755 Only one spoon.. but put sugar twice. 1729 01:45:51,929 --> 01:45:53,010 Raghu.. 1730 01:45:53,430 --> 01:45:56,343 Have you ever read the Gita? - To.. never.. never.. never. 1731 01:45:56,433 --> 01:45:57,514 Ok.. I'll tell you. 1732 01:45:58,936 --> 01:46:03,305 What have you brought with you?" - Truck.. right? My stuff's in there. 1733 01:46:04,483 --> 01:46:05,973 I'm talking of wisdom.. 1734 01:46:08,070 --> 01:46:09,151 Wisdom...! 1735 01:46:10,990 --> 01:46:12,071 Okay.. repeat. 1736 01:46:13,492 --> 01:46:14,573 Look Raghu.. 1737 01:46:15,744 --> 01:46:17,075 ...it's written in the Gita.. 1738 01:46:19,331 --> 01:46:21,823 ...that "Whatever was yours yesterday, is mine today." 1739 01:46:23,085 --> 01:46:25,998 "What's mine today, will be someone else's tomorrow." Understood? 1740 01:46:26,839 --> 01:46:29,752 No, you mad man, it's not like that! 1741 01:46:30,009 --> 01:46:31,420 Why are you looking there? Listen to me. 1742 01:46:31,594 --> 01:46:32,925 What was yours yesterday.. 1743 01:46:33,178 --> 01:46:35,010 ...is mine today and tomorrow too.. 1744 01:46:35,097 --> 01:46:37,338 ...it will continue to be mine, young man! 1745 01:46:37,433 --> 01:46:41,597 Did you understand, boy? It's so simple. 1746 01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:43,056 Brother Prem! 1747 01:46:43,981 --> 01:46:46,973 What is it? - Take it easy.. take it easy. 1748 01:46:47,067 --> 01:46:48,148 I'll explain it to you. 1749 01:46:49,403 --> 01:46:52,316 Look.. even one's daughter really belongs to someone else. 1750 01:46:52,907 --> 01:46:55,990 She has to go one day. That's why I'm saying.. 1751 01:46:56,911 --> 01:46:59,494 What was yours yesterday will be mine today.. 1752 01:47:00,331 --> 01:47:02,993 ...what's mine today will be someone else's tomorrow. Understood? 1753 01:47:03,667 --> 01:47:04,748 Wrong! 1754 01:47:05,002 --> 01:47:07,744 What was yours yesterday is mine today.. 1755 01:47:07,838 --> 01:47:09,829 ...and it will also be mine tomorrow! 1756 01:47:09,924 --> 01:47:11,665 You insane.. idiot! 1757 01:47:12,092 --> 01:47:13,582 Have you lost your mind?! 1758 01:47:14,011 --> 01:47:17,424 You insane idiot! Have you lost your mind?! 1759 01:47:17,598 --> 01:47:21,512 What was yours yesterday is mine now and will always be mine!- No! 1760 01:47:21,602 --> 01:47:25,391 What's mine, is mine and it'll always be mine! 1761 01:47:25,481 --> 01:47:26,721 Stop brother, stop! Should I bring all the stuff? 1762 01:47:27,983 --> 01:47:29,974 Why are you beating this child? Talk to me. 1763 01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:33,482 He's beating us.. he's beating us! - Get out! 1764 01:47:34,406 --> 01:47:36,488 For the first time, death is not coming closer to us.. 1765 01:47:36,742 --> 01:47:37,982 ...we're marching towards death! 1766 01:47:39,745 --> 01:47:41,156 You're driving the car with such style! 1767 01:47:41,246 --> 01:47:43,658 We don't have a single Rupee.. ..so what'll we say to that Tobu? 1768 01:47:43,749 --> 01:47:45,740 I'm there with you, no. Why are you so tense? 1769 01:47:45,834 --> 01:47:47,745 It's because you're there that I'm so tense!- Action...! 1770 01:47:48,003 --> 01:47:50,244 Prem, stop! Stop! Hey, stop! 1771 01:47:54,343 --> 01:47:55,424 Tobu sir, please forgive us.. 1772 01:47:55,511 --> 01:47:58,503 ...we tried but failed to organise the money! Please give us one.. 1773 01:47:58,597 --> 01:48:03,512 Vir.. Vir. Let me do the talking. So Tobu.. come, come. 1774 01:48:05,020 --> 01:48:07,637 I don't have money but I've brought something.. 1775 01:48:08,315 --> 01:48:10,397 ...which, after you've seen it, will make you indebted to us! 1776 01:48:12,403 --> 01:48:14,485 Expect the unexpected! 1777 01:48:16,156 --> 01:48:17,237 Move! 1778 01:48:18,325 --> 01:48:20,987 This is a royal gift.. ..for the king of Lesotho. 1779 01:48:21,161 --> 01:48:22,242 Prem! 1780 01:48:22,997 --> 01:48:24,988 You swiped the king's gift! My brother will have a fit! 1781 01:48:25,082 --> 01:48:27,244 Vir.. Vir.. Vir. 1782 01:48:28,002 --> 01:48:29,834 You want to see this gift in the king's vault.. 1783 01:48:30,337 --> 01:48:32,078 ...or our heads on our shoulders? - Prem...! 1784 01:48:34,008 --> 01:48:35,089 Heads. 1785 01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:51,060 Gems, pearls, Dinars, minarets, Pearl.. harbour, blood diamond.. 1786 01:48:51,316 --> 01:48:55,230 ...gold coins, sweets.. what not...! 1787 01:49:00,492 --> 01:49:02,733 Prem sir says.. there's no need to ask anything. 1788 01:49:02,828 --> 01:49:04,660 Everything is inside this one container.. open it! 1789 01:49:23,348 --> 01:49:24,930 Tobu says it's lime pickle! 1790 01:49:27,186 --> 01:49:29,223 Uh..uh.. how can it be lime pickle? 1791 01:49:29,313 --> 01:49:31,054 No one gifts lime pickle to a king! 1792 01:49:31,148 --> 01:49:33,389 There must be diamonds in there.. hidden away from customs! 1793 01:49:33,567 --> 01:49:34,648 He's telling the truth. 1794 01:49:34,735 --> 01:49:35,896 It's.. it's my brothers. 1795 01:49:47,331 --> 01:49:48,492 This isn't lime pickle! 1796 01:49:48,999 --> 01:49:50,080 See.. I told you so. 1797 01:49:50,751 --> 01:49:51,912 It's carrot.. and radish too! 1798 01:49:57,007 --> 01:49:58,839 Tobu says.. the pickle is tasty.. 1799 01:49:58,926 --> 01:50:00,917 ...but with bread (roti) it would be even better! 1800 01:50:01,011 --> 01:50:03,503 Not bread! We'll chop you into little pieces! (boti) 1801 01:50:07,518 --> 01:50:10,510 Tobu says.. if in 2 days time.. 1802 01:50:10,771 --> 01:50:12,637 ...you have not returned the money.. 1803 01:50:12,731 --> 01:50:15,814 ...we'll take possession of your bungalow worth millions! 1804 01:50:15,984 --> 01:50:18,476 And for this rotten, nasty, pickle joke.. 1805 01:50:18,654 --> 01:50:21,316 ...you'll receive punishment right now! 1806 01:50:22,491 --> 01:50:23,981 Tobu turned out to be a real creep. 1807 01:50:24,409 --> 01:50:25,649 He even took our clothes from us. 1808 01:50:26,995 --> 01:50:28,736 All this has happened because of your stupidity. 1809 01:50:28,831 --> 01:50:30,663 What.. my stupidity? - Yes!? 1810 01:50:30,749 --> 01:50:33,491 He's taken a Rs.250 t-shirt and a Rs.350 pant.. 1811 01:50:33,752 --> 01:50:34,992 ...and we've duped him out of a million. 1812 01:50:35,087 --> 01:50:38,000 Hey idiots! What are you doing? Get lost.. get lost! 1813 01:50:40,425 --> 01:50:42,837 It's not about the money but your judgement. 1814 01:50:44,012 --> 01:50:45,502 Because of your creative ideas.. 1815 01:50:45,597 --> 01:50:48,089 ...there are fewer solutions in my life and more problems! 1816 01:50:48,183 --> 01:50:49,844 Was your father a photographer? - Why? 1817 01:50:51,019 --> 01:50:52,726 Why are you always so negative? 1818 01:50:52,980 --> 01:50:55,972 Don't get tense. I'm there and I have so many creative ideas.. 1819 01:50:56,066 --> 01:50:57,727 To hell with your creative ideas! 1820 01:50:59,736 --> 01:51:01,067 Hey dog.. why are you barking? 1821 01:51:01,321 --> 01:51:02,402 On the one hand, there's that Dharam.. 1822 01:51:02,656 --> 01:51:04,317 ...who refuses to leave for Lesotho.. 1823 01:51:04,825 --> 01:51:07,567 ...and Tobu, who's exposed our underwear to the whole of Goa! 1824 01:51:07,995 --> 01:51:09,076 And now you're barking! 1825 01:51:09,413 --> 01:51:11,495 Dog, you're barking from inside the car.. 1826 01:51:11,582 --> 01:51:12,993 ...I'll come in there and thrash you, and thrash you properly.. 1827 01:51:13,083 --> 01:51:14,824 ...nasty, bloody dog...! 1828 01:51:21,008 --> 01:51:22,669 Run Vir, run! 1829 01:51:22,759 --> 01:51:24,670 You run. You're the one who fingered him. 1830 01:51:32,352 --> 01:51:34,013 Can you believe it, Mrs Lobo? 1831 01:51:34,563 --> 01:51:37,225 These days a person known as Rapist Ranga.. 1832 01:51:37,399 --> 01:51:40,892 ...half-naked, he rapes beautiful girls! 1833 01:51:40,986 --> 01:51:44,650 Beautiful girls?- Yes. - Then we must take care...!- Yes. 1834 01:51:44,740 --> 01:51:45,821 Show me.. show me! 1835 01:51:50,996 --> 01:51:53,078 Ranga! - Half-naked! 1836 01:51:53,165 --> 01:51:54,326 Run! 1837 01:51:54,416 --> 01:51:55,497 Help...! 1838 01:52:00,088 --> 01:52:04,673 Help, please! Someone, help! 1839 01:52:10,015 --> 01:52:12,677 Someone help! Help! 1840 01:52:14,019 --> 01:52:16,636 Someone help! Help! 1841 01:52:26,406 --> 01:52:27,646 Hello sir. - Please.. 1842 01:52:29,910 --> 01:52:32,322 Mary.. you're a girl. 1843 01:52:33,330 --> 01:52:35,071 You're like a member of the family. - Thank you, sir 1844 01:52:35,165 --> 01:52:36,496 That's why I'm saying this to you.. 1845 01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:39,992 ...that from today you'll stay in my bedroom and l.. 1846 01:52:40,087 --> 01:52:43,751 Oh my! What are you saying? 1847 01:52:45,008 --> 01:52:46,089 I had to say it. 1848 01:52:47,010 --> 01:52:49,092 Because Prem's (love) here! 1849 01:52:49,680 --> 01:52:52,092 What? There's love between us? 1850 01:52:52,432 --> 01:52:54,343 Sir.. I'm a servant.. 1851 01:52:54,768 --> 01:52:56,600 Prem.. Prem.. Prem! 1852 01:52:57,437 --> 01:53:00,725 Doesn't care about rich or poor. Just catches you unawares! 1853 01:53:02,901 --> 01:53:03,982 That's why, from today.. 1854 01:53:04,736 --> 01:53:07,398 ...you'll stay in my bedroom. Is that clear? 1855 01:53:07,823 --> 01:53:08,904 Yes sir...! 1856 01:53:17,916 --> 01:53:18,997 Hello Vir...! 1857 01:53:19,418 --> 01:53:22,331 From today, your brother won't give you your pocket money..Mary will. 1858 01:53:22,504 --> 01:53:23,835 What? Our Mary? 1859 01:53:24,006 --> 01:53:25,747 She's no longer our Mary. 1860 01:53:26,008 --> 01:53:27,749 From a servant, she's become a queen! 1861 01:53:28,010 --> 01:53:29,421 Tonight, your lecherous brother.. 1862 01:53:29,511 --> 01:53:31,752 ...will sit on a merry-go-round with Mary! 1863 01:53:31,847 --> 01:53:34,088 I don't have the time to listen to your useless rubbish! 1864 01:53:34,516 --> 01:53:35,597 I'm going to change my clothes. 1865 01:53:37,019 --> 01:53:38,350 He's in shock, the poor man. 1866 01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:42,639 He's forgotten that he's not wearing any clothes so how will he change? 1867 01:53:43,317 --> 01:53:44,398 Now do you see, Prem.. 1868 01:53:44,484 --> 01:53:46,316 ...what your 3rd class ideas have led to? 1869 01:53:46,486 --> 01:53:48,818 You've been roaming half-naked around town.. shit! 1870 01:53:48,989 --> 01:53:50,479 And you've also begun stealing...! 1871 01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:51,655 First it was Dharam sirs watch.. 1872 01:53:51,908 --> 01:53:53,649 ...and after that, the king's royal gift! 1873 01:53:54,328 --> 01:53:56,160 Royal...? It had pickle inside.. 1874 01:53:56,413 --> 01:53:57,744 ...and why are you lecturing me.. 1875 01:53:57,914 --> 01:53:59,655 ...when it was you who said "We should do this for Vir." 1876 01:53:59,750 --> 01:54:01,582 "We should do that for Vir." Now suffer. 1877 01:54:03,337 --> 01:54:04,418 Jhanvi? 1878 01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:11,504 Prem! Stop! 1879 01:54:11,928 --> 01:54:14,670 Vir! Hey Vir! - What happened? 1880 01:54:15,849 --> 01:54:16,930 Brother, what's happened? 1881 01:54:17,017 --> 01:54:19,349 That Prem.. he's taken Vidya and run away! 1882 01:54:19,519 --> 01:54:21,977 Take the car out! - He's taken the car. 1883 01:54:25,484 --> 01:54:26,565 Come on! 1884 01:54:27,069 --> 01:54:29,151 What are you doing, man?! 1885 01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:39,241 Dhondu! 1886 01:54:42,751 --> 01:54:43,991 Brother, what is all this? 1887 01:54:49,174 --> 01:54:50,335 Say something to him. 1888 01:55:05,816 --> 01:55:08,228 He broke it.. he broke it! 1889 01:55:14,157 --> 01:55:15,739 Are you driving the truck or running the country?! 1890 01:55:15,826 --> 01:55:17,157 Drive slowly, man! 1891 01:55:21,998 --> 01:55:23,830 Dhondu, stop! Give the suitcase. 1892 01:55:28,171 --> 01:55:30,663 Dhondu, a world cup T.V. man! 1893 01:55:31,341 --> 01:55:32,581 Dhondu, fridge.. fridge! 1894 01:55:37,180 --> 01:55:39,012 Chair! 1895 01:55:40,016 --> 01:55:41,097 Keep quiet. 1896 01:55:41,184 --> 01:55:42,265 I didn't say anything...! 1897 01:55:49,151 --> 01:55:51,734 Raghu.. just chill.. chill! 1898 01:55:52,320 --> 01:55:54,561 Dhondu"? 1899 01:56:05,750 --> 01:56:06,831 I've got screwed! 1900 01:56:06,918 --> 01:56:11,082 Hey! My Meena's delivery is happening at this hospital! Meena...! 1901 01:56:20,599 --> 01:56:21,680 What happened to Jhanvi? 1902 01:56:21,766 --> 01:56:24,258 Buddy, she suddenly fainted while talking to me. 1903 01:56:24,352 --> 01:56:25,433 Prem! 1904 01:56:34,321 --> 01:56:36,062 Prem, this time you've gone too far! 1905 01:56:36,406 --> 01:56:39,649 Brother, actually.. Vidya was suddenly taken sick.. 1906 01:56:39,826 --> 01:56:41,237 That's why.. that's why Prem.. 1907 01:56:41,328 --> 01:56:44,491 If Vidya wasn't well, he should have informed you.. or me. 1908 01:56:44,998 --> 01:56:46,079 How dare you touch her! 1909 01:56:46,500 --> 01:56:48,332 Brother.. - Congratulations! She's pregnant. 1910 01:57:22,994 --> 01:57:26,407 Why - are there these silences 1911 01:57:28,166 --> 01:57:33,411 Don't know why - my speech is halting 1912 01:57:34,506 --> 01:57:36,838 Don't know what's happened 1913 01:57:37,509 --> 01:57:39,841 Even the weather is new 1914 01:57:40,095 --> 01:57:45,181 The ground is dry, the skies are soaked 1915 01:57:58,989 --> 01:58:02,402 Why - are there these silences 1916 01:58:03,994 --> 01:58:09,489 Don't know why - my speech is halting 1917 01:58:10,417 --> 01:58:12,909 Don't know what's happened 1918 01:58:13,503 --> 01:58:15,835 Even the weather is new 1919 01:58:16,006 --> 01:58:21,001 The ground is dry, the skies are soaked 1920 01:58:21,094 --> 01:58:27,181 Those winds that were, they blow no more 1921 01:58:27,350 --> 01:58:33,312 What has happened, how do we speak about it 1922 01:58:33,398 --> 01:58:39,144 Those winds that were, they blow no more 1923 01:58:39,404 --> 01:58:45,400 What has happened, how do we speak about it 1924 01:59:11,019 --> 01:59:15,559 We had never imagined 1925 01:59:15,982 --> 01:59:21,477 These moments of happiness would drown in tears 1926 01:59:22,989 --> 01:59:27,404 Of what sort - are these happenings 1927 01:59:27,994 --> 01:59:33,410 We're close and still there are such distances 1928 01:59:35,001 --> 01:59:38,494 Why - is there such loneliness 1929 01:59:40,006 --> 01:59:45,001 Don't know why - this world seems so bereft 1930 01:59:46,513 --> 01:59:49,005 The days seem like nights 1931 01:59:49,516 --> 01:59:51,757 Don't know what is wrong 1932 01:59:52,102 --> 01:59:56,892 Heaven hides its face from us 1933 01:59:56,981 --> 02:00:03,227 Those winds that were, they blow no more 1934 02:00:03,405 --> 02:00:09,242 What has happened, how do we speak about it 1935 02:00:09,411 --> 02:00:15,157 Those winds that were, they blow no more 1936 02:00:15,417 --> 02:00:23,006 What has happened, how do we speak about it 1937 02:00:49,409 --> 02:00:51,150 God has done one good thing. 1938 02:00:52,078 --> 02:00:53,989 He hasn't put a price tag on friends.. 1939 02:00:55,665 --> 02:00:57,827 ...or I wouldn't be able to afford you, my friend. 1940 02:00:58,501 --> 02:00:59,991 You turned out to be a really valuable friend. 1941 02:01:02,338 --> 02:01:04,079 Finally your words have some weight on them. 1942 02:01:08,511 --> 02:01:09,592 Sorry, my brother. 1943 02:01:11,848 --> 02:01:12,929 Why? 1944 02:01:13,099 --> 02:01:14,180 You know why. 1945 02:01:15,769 --> 02:01:16,850 I've decided. 1946 02:01:17,020 --> 02:01:18,385 I'm going to tell my brother the whole truth. 1947 02:01:18,730 --> 02:01:19,891 What are you saying, Vir? 1948 02:01:20,315 --> 02:01:21,646 I'm saying what's right, Jhanvi. 1949 02:01:21,900 --> 02:01:22,981 I mean.. is it worth it? 1950 02:01:23,151 --> 02:01:25,233 I mean.. my friend.. my sister-in-law.. 1951 02:01:25,737 --> 02:01:27,978 ...can't enjoy the happiest moment of their lives! 1952 02:01:28,323 --> 02:01:29,905 To hell with the money, man. 1953 02:01:30,575 --> 02:01:32,737 You've done so much for us and now.. 1954 02:01:32,827 --> 02:01:34,818 But Jhanvi, this lie has now become very expensive. 1955 02:01:35,413 --> 02:01:36,744 And this favour you're doing for me now.. 1956 02:01:36,998 --> 02:01:38,830 ...I will never be able to repay you. 1957 02:01:40,168 --> 02:01:41,408 Favour.. repay. 1958 02:01:43,004 --> 02:01:45,166 These words don't exist in the friendship dictionary. 1959 02:01:45,340 --> 02:01:46,421 That's exactly it, Prem. 1960 02:01:46,674 --> 02:01:48,756 In friendship, you see to the other persons advantage.. 1961 02:01:48,843 --> 02:01:50,004 ...you don't take advantage of them. 1962 02:01:50,762 --> 02:01:51,843 Vir? 1963 02:01:58,353 --> 02:02:00,390 Vir, it's all over. I'm leaving. 1964 02:02:00,897 --> 02:02:03,389 Dharam sir, you know everything? - Yes. 1965 02:02:04,567 --> 02:02:06,149 Chautala has told me everything. 1966 02:02:06,986 --> 02:02:10,069 What Chautala has told you Vir was about to tell you himself. 1967 02:02:11,157 --> 02:02:14,821 Yes brother" forgive me. I've committed a huge mistake. 1968 02:02:14,994 --> 02:02:16,075 Mistake? 1969 02:02:16,663 --> 02:02:18,995 If the flights to Lesotho have resumed.. 1970 02:02:19,082 --> 02:02:20,322 ...how have you committed a mistake? 1971 02:02:22,252 --> 02:02:24,243 He has made a huge mistake, brother! 1972 02:02:24,671 --> 02:02:26,503 He knew that the flights had resumed.. 1973 02:02:26,673 --> 02:02:28,505 ...but he wanted you to stay for another day or two! 1974 02:02:28,675 --> 02:02:30,006 How sweet, Vir! 1975 02:02:30,510 --> 02:02:33,923 Chautala..check if I can get a ticket for a day or two later.. 1976 02:02:34,013 --> 02:02:37,347 No! No.. no.. no! 1977 02:02:37,851 --> 02:02:39,012 It's important that he goes.. 1978 02:02:39,769 --> 02:02:42,386 ...stem the flow of your emotions.. ..but don't stop him! 1979 02:02:42,730 --> 02:02:43,970 Let him go.. control! 1980 02:02:45,567 --> 02:02:46,648 Have a safe journey. 1981 02:02:48,736 --> 02:02:50,898 Come sir.. it's time for your flight. 1982 02:02:51,406 --> 02:02:52,737 That's okay, Chautala.. 1983 02:02:53,324 --> 02:02:55,235 But I can't leave without that gift. 1984 02:02:55,660 --> 02:02:56,741 Mary_ - sir...? 1985 02:02:57,161 --> 02:02:58,322 Have you seen that gift? 1986 02:02:58,746 --> 02:03:00,578 The one for King Bambatta.. - Yes. 1987 02:03:00,665 --> 02:03:02,076 That looks like a treasure box? - Yes, that one. 1988 02:03:02,166 --> 02:03:03,247 The square shaped one? - Yes, yes, yes. 1989 02:03:03,334 --> 02:03:04,495 No, I haven't seen it. 1990 02:03:04,919 --> 02:03:09,004 Dharam sir, that night, I think the thief must have taken it. 1991 02:03:09,090 --> 02:03:12,503 Yes, it must have been an expensive gift.. with diamonds.. 1992 02:03:12,760 --> 02:03:15,001 Let's do this.. go to the police and lodge a complaint.. 1993 02:03:15,096 --> 02:03:16,177 ...we'll get the thief arrested and.. 1994 02:03:16,264 --> 02:03:19,677 No, no, no. It's very important I leave for Lesotho today. - Correct. 1995 02:03:19,851 --> 02:03:21,683 Dharam sir, if one gift is gone, then.. 1996 02:03:21,769 --> 02:03:23,385 ...another one is here. Take this. 1997 02:03:23,730 --> 02:03:25,391 All your problems will be solved with this. 1998 02:03:41,998 --> 02:03:43,079 These people? 1999 02:03:44,000 --> 02:03:45,081 Didn't you recognise them, brother? 2000 02:03:45,251 --> 02:03:46,332 They're the alms collectors. 2001 02:03:48,171 --> 02:03:49,332 Ay! What do you want? 2002 02:03:50,673 --> 02:03:52,914 Change the question. Ask, who are they? 2003 02:03:53,009 --> 02:03:55,751 This is Tobu. Remember GPL? GPL's head boy. 2004 02:03:56,012 --> 02:03:57,173 Poor chap is dumb. 2005 02:04:02,435 --> 02:04:04,346 Tobu says.. when will you give the 500,000? 2006 02:04:04,979 --> 02:04:06,060 500,000? 2007 02:04:06,314 --> 02:04:09,648 Hey, have you come for alms or to collect protection money? 2008 02:04:32,256 --> 02:04:34,918 Take this much. The rest later. Go. 2009 02:04:36,594 --> 02:04:38,084 Go, go. We'll come soon. 2010 02:04:45,103 --> 02:04:46,184 Brother! 2011 02:05:14,007 --> 02:05:15,918 Tobu says that.. 2012 02:05:17,427 --> 02:05:19,839 ...Tobu creates war! 2013 02:05:22,181 --> 02:05:23,922 Tobu says that.. 2014 02:05:24,517 --> 02:05:27,100 ...the echo of this slap.. 2015 02:05:27,437 --> 02:05:30,054 Tobu says that.. 2016 02:05:31,482 --> 02:05:32,563 Tobu speaks! 2017 02:05:32,984 --> 02:05:34,065 Tobu speaks! 2018 02:05:34,152 --> 02:05:35,233 Goli...! 2019 02:05:35,987 --> 02:05:38,069 Hello.. hello.. 1, 2, 3, 4.. 1, 2, 3, 4.. 2020 02:05:39,323 --> 02:05:40,404 ...Tobu speaks. 2021 02:05:40,992 --> 02:05:42,073 Holy one! 2022 02:05:42,493 --> 02:05:45,986 You're not a doctor, you're a holy man! 2023 02:05:47,665 --> 02:05:49,747 Your slap carries magic, Holy One! 2024 02:05:50,001 --> 02:05:52,993 You make one person deaf, bring back the other's speech.. 2025 02:05:53,755 --> 02:05:54,836 Holy One! 2026 02:05:54,922 --> 02:05:58,005 Do a check up. You're a great man, a God.. 2027 02:05:58,092 --> 02:06:01,005 ...you're invincible, you are Nicobar & Andaman.. 2028 02:06:01,429 --> 02:06:03,841 ...Holy One!- Hey, how much will you say in one day? 2029 02:06:03,931 --> 02:06:06,263 It had rusted, Holy one. Let me speak.. let me speak! 2030 02:06:07,518 --> 02:06:11,557 One slap loosened my tongue, and I began to speak.. 2031 02:06:11,647 --> 02:06:16,642 ...Holy man performed a miracle, I began to speak. 2032 02:06:16,736 --> 02:06:18,727 Tobu says.. Tobu says.. 2033 02:06:18,988 --> 02:06:21,400 ...your 500,000 loan, has been written off. 2034 02:06:21,491 --> 02:06:22,572 What loan? 2035 02:06:23,993 --> 02:06:25,074 Er.. actually.. 2036 02:06:25,161 --> 02:06:26,242 Let me speak, Holy One.. 2037 02:06:26,329 --> 02:06:28,912 ...Holy One, I have full talk-time, let me speak. 2038 02:06:28,998 --> 02:06:31,410 These two came to me to bet on a car race.. 2039 02:06:31,501 --> 02:06:34,493 ...and took a 500,000 loan from me.. ..but they lost...! 2040 02:06:35,338 --> 02:06:38,330 But that's good, isn't it? You and me met, Holy One. 2041 02:06:38,758 --> 02:06:41,170 This gift of speech that you have give me, Holy One.. 2042 02:06:41,260 --> 02:06:45,174 ...what can I give you in return.. what can I give you? 2043 02:06:45,264 --> 02:06:47,346 But I want to give you something, Holy One. 2044 02:06:48,017 --> 02:06:52,386 Holy One! This, from me to you .. a Rolex, Holy One. 2045 02:06:52,563 --> 02:06:56,306 Original, 24-karat gold, and studded with diamonds. 2046 02:06:56,984 --> 02:06:59,817 Now don't ask where all the other watches are. 2047 02:06:59,904 --> 02:07:03,238 All unique features are in this one. Holy One! 2048 02:07:04,325 --> 02:07:09,411 Holy One. They gave me a gift.. I gave you a return gift. 2049 02:07:13,000 --> 02:07:18,336 The loan's first instalment. - Vir! Rolex. How cheap! 2050 02:07:18,506 --> 02:07:21,999 Cheap? Is that less? One minute, Holy One, one minute. 2051 02:07:22,677 --> 02:07:25,260 Holy One, the second return gift. 2052 02:07:29,016 --> 02:07:32,600 S.. second instalment.. Bambata's gift. 2053 02:07:35,648 --> 02:07:36,809 Vir. - Yes. 2054 02:07:36,983 --> 02:07:40,476 Whose idea was this race? - Prem's. 2055 02:07:42,321 --> 02:07:44,232 And the loan? - Prem's, Prem's. 2056 02:07:45,158 --> 02:07:48,492 Who stole the watch? - Prem did. 2057 02:07:49,162 --> 02:07:51,494 And the King's gift? - Prem did. 2058 02:07:52,915 --> 02:07:56,408 Who's responsible for all of it? - Prem. 2059 02:07:56,669 --> 02:07:57,909 Hey, Prem! - Where is he? 2060 02:08:06,012 --> 02:08:08,504 Oh, bullet's are flying? Oh God, bullets are flying! 2061 02:08:08,598 --> 02:08:09,759 Bullets are flying! Save me, save me brother! 2062 02:08:12,518 --> 02:08:14,259 Who's shooting at us? Who is it? 2063 02:08:18,316 --> 02:08:20,557 Hey! Who's throwing stones? 2064 02:08:20,985 --> 02:08:23,977 Show yourself, damn you! 2065 02:08:25,323 --> 02:08:27,655 Tobu says.. who's shooting bullets, damn it? 2066 02:08:27,825 --> 02:08:28,986 Who's throwing stones, damn it? 2067 02:08:29,160 --> 02:08:30,901 What're you saying? Those are bullets, not stones, deaf man! 2068 02:08:30,995 --> 02:08:33,407 That's what I said, who's throwing stones? Your...! 2069 02:08:47,929 --> 02:08:50,921 What are you mopping so early in the morning, Prem? 2070 02:08:52,767 --> 02:08:55,350 Mary, why is this doctor licking the floor? 2071 02:08:55,770 --> 02:08:56,851 Shut up! 2072 02:08:57,730 --> 02:09:00,722 Ah ha, new descent-ery in the house? 2073 02:09:01,150 --> 02:09:03,983 Anyhow, whether you send your fruit and nut.. 2074 02:09:04,070 --> 02:09:05,981 ...to Lesotho or to the loo.. 2075 02:09:06,072 --> 02:09:09,064 ...I care a Bhakra Nangal (largest Indian dam) damn! 2076 02:09:10,076 --> 02:09:14,161 Give me my deposit of 250,000, give, give and.. 2077 02:09:20,670 --> 02:09:24,083 Prem brother, now I understand why you're mopping the floor. 2078 02:09:24,173 --> 02:09:27,336 Prem brother, what's happened is the water has gone overhead.. 2079 02:09:27,510 --> 02:09:29,421 ...and I don't want to stay in this bungalow. 2080 02:09:29,512 --> 02:09:32,004 Give me back my 250,000! 2081 02:09:32,265 --> 02:09:33,346 Dharam brother. 2082 02:09:33,432 --> 02:09:34,763 Yes, it's because of that madman Dharam that.. 2083 02:09:34,850 --> 02:09:36,011 ...I don't want to stay here. 2084 02:09:36,852 --> 02:09:37,933 Dharam brother. 2085 02:09:38,354 --> 02:09:41,722 Why are you talking like he's behind me? 2086 02:09:43,401 --> 02:09:45,483 Why are you talking like he's behind me? 2087 02:09:46,821 --> 02:09:51,236 Why are you talking like he's behind me? He.. 2088 02:09:54,328 --> 02:09:57,070 Whose idea was the rent? - Prem's. 2089 02:09:57,748 --> 02:10:00,490 Who took the deposit for the bungalow? - Prem did. 2090 02:10:01,002 --> 02:10:04,245 Who told you that I was insane? - Prem did. 2091 02:10:04,422 --> 02:10:06,254 Who is going to die at my hands? 2092 02:10:06,340 --> 02:10:09,332 Hey you madman, just chill. 2093 02:10:11,595 --> 02:10:13,836 Run.. run fast! Go inside quickly! 2094 02:10:23,983 --> 02:10:30,650 Hit him, hit him, hit him! - Me too, me too. 2095 02:10:31,741 --> 02:10:32,822 Daddy! 2096 02:10:32,992 --> 02:10:34,073 Yes. Daddy. 2097 02:10:35,745 --> 02:10:38,407 I agree that that night I told you the whole truth.. 2098 02:10:38,664 --> 02:10:40,575 ...but in your race to kill your son-in-law.. 2099 02:10:40,833 --> 02:10:42,164 ...you were going to kill all of us! 2100 02:10:42,251 --> 02:10:45,243 How would I kill anyone? Would I shoot anyone? 2101 02:10:45,338 --> 02:10:47,249 I myself am surviving on pills. 2102 02:10:47,506 --> 02:10:49,497 How would a dead man take anyone's life? 2103 02:10:49,592 --> 02:10:51,333 Hey dead man, are you a ghost? 2104 02:10:51,427 --> 02:10:53,418 Hey, get away! Daughter of a ghost! 2105 02:10:53,512 --> 02:10:55,002 I was making an analogy, an example. 2106 02:10:55,264 --> 02:10:58,677 I came here because my daughter wasn't answering her phone. 2107 02:10:58,851 --> 02:11:01,013 I was getting strange, frightening thoughts. 2108 02:11:01,103 --> 02:11:02,889 I thought Vir was eloping with my daughter.. 2109 02:11:02,980 --> 02:11:04,061 ...and marrying her forcibly. 2110 02:11:04,148 --> 02:11:05,889 Hey, what are you talking about? 2111 02:11:06,484 --> 02:11:08,395 Vir and Vidya were married a long time ago. 2112 02:11:08,486 --> 02:11:10,978 No! No, that can't be true, Vidya! 2113 02:11:11,072 --> 02:11:12,813 You can't do this to me, Vidya! 2114 02:11:12,907 --> 02:11:15,319 Your cock-eyed! This one is Vidya! 2115 02:11:16,160 --> 02:11:18,902 Hey, I'm her father! - This is Vidya.. my daughter! 2116 02:11:18,996 --> 02:11:21,579 Dharam sir. I am Vidya. - Yes, she's Vidya. 2117 02:11:21,749 --> 02:11:22,830 Vir's girlfriend. 2118 02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:25,833 What...! Your having an affair with a married man! 2119 02:11:25,920 --> 02:11:29,083 No, no, no! Vir isn't married! - Then who the hell is married?! 2120 02:11:33,010 --> 02:11:34,842 Mr. and Mrs. Prem Chopra. 2121 02:11:36,013 --> 02:11:38,596 Look. This is Vidya. Vidya. 2122 02:11:38,682 --> 02:11:40,013 And this is Janhavi. Janhavi. 2123 02:11:40,101 --> 02:11:41,341 And you we're saying holiday...! 2124 02:11:41,435 --> 02:11:42,925 You we're telling me to take a holiday! 2125 02:11:43,020 --> 02:11:44,135 Understood? Holiday! 2126 02:11:44,980 --> 02:11:47,062 Doctor, just chill! 2127 02:11:47,149 --> 02:11:48,810 Hey you...! - I'm dying.. hey! 2128 02:11:49,735 --> 02:11:51,476 Vir.. why did you do this? 2129 02:11:51,821 --> 02:11:53,812 Brother.. to get my pocket-money increased! 2130 02:11:54,490 --> 02:11:55,980 And now.. please don't ask.. 2131 02:11:56,742 --> 02:11:58,983 ...whose idea it was to tell you I was married. 2132 02:11:59,161 --> 02:12:03,871 Whose was it? "Your name is Prem chopra." 2133 02:12:04,750 --> 02:12:06,582 Come here, you Prem! 2134 02:12:08,337 --> 02:12:09,418 What? 2135 02:12:37,992 --> 02:12:39,073 Who's she...? 2136 02:12:39,326 --> 02:12:40,657 He's your brother and you're asking me. 2137 02:12:47,001 --> 02:12:49,413 Wherever the Holy One goes, miracles happen! 2138 02:12:49,753 --> 02:12:52,996 Sister-in-law, you are over here.. ...your reflection is over there! 2139 02:12:53,090 --> 02:12:54,251 Brother Prem? - Guru! 2140 02:12:54,425 --> 02:12:58,419 What game is this? Her face is identical to Mrs. Chopra's! 2141 02:12:58,929 --> 02:13:01,671 Yes man. That's why he kept piling on to my wife...! 2142 02:13:02,016 --> 02:13:05,930 Just chill, lover boy! One's a radish, the other a bitter-gourd! 2143 02:13:06,020 --> 02:13:07,101 Shut up! Shut up! 2144 02:13:18,991 --> 02:13:20,072 What happened? 2145 02:13:20,159 --> 02:13:22,992 Bambata! You know.. Lesotho's King Bambata? 2146 02:13:23,078 --> 02:13:24,989 She's his sister! - God's will. 2147 02:13:25,331 --> 02:13:26,571 I know Swahili! 2148 02:13:33,005 --> 02:13:34,336 What happened.. meaning? 2149 02:13:34,423 --> 02:13:37,006 Her brother's goons are shooting from the outside! 2150 02:13:37,092 --> 02:13:38,924 At my brother? - Yes! - Why? But why? 2151 02:13:45,017 --> 02:13:46,428 What happened.. meaning.. meaning? 2152 02:13:46,602 --> 02:13:48,013 They're shooting at the Holy One.. 2153 02:13:48,103 --> 02:13:50,470 ...because he made her 'mimba" before marriage! 'Mimba'! 2154 02:13:50,981 --> 02:13:52,642 Shut up! - 'Mimba'? 2155 02:13:52,816 --> 02:13:53,977 Meaning.. meaning? 2156 02:13:54,068 --> 02:13:57,151 Meaning.. it means the same thing in any language! 2157 02:13:57,238 --> 02:13:59,730 What does it mean in Hindi? 2158 02:13:59,823 --> 02:14:00,984 Oh...! 'Mimba'! 2159 02:14:05,996 --> 02:14:07,077 'Mimba'...?! 2160 02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:12,662 It's a very short story. - Tell us, Holy One! 2161 02:14:13,003 --> 02:14:14,835 I visited Lesotho 3 months back. 2162 02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,337 It was a dark night.. 2163 02:14:17,007 --> 02:14:19,999 ...and behind a dark hill, I met Kututu.. - Oh ho! 2164 02:14:20,344 --> 02:14:21,926 ...and she worked her magic on me! 2165 02:14:23,013 --> 02:14:26,176 Lightening has never struck like it did that day! 2166 02:14:26,767 --> 02:14:27,848 And then.. 2167 02:14:29,019 --> 02:14:30,180 And then what happened, Holy One? 2168 02:14:30,437 --> 02:14:32,303 ...and then she was.. 'mimba'. 2169 02:14:34,316 --> 02:14:35,397 Wow, brother, wow! 2170 02:14:35,734 --> 02:14:38,066 Your lie turned out to be the father of all my lies! 2171 02:14:40,239 --> 02:14:42,822 The name Prem Chopra suits me...?! 2172 02:14:43,158 --> 02:14:44,398 Vir...! 2173 02:14:45,494 --> 02:14:49,579 In Lesotho's villages, spread over 50 kms, when a child cries.. 2174 02:14:49,999 --> 02:14:51,831 ...their mother's must be telling them to sleep.. 2175 02:14:52,001 --> 02:14:55,744 ...or their biological father will arrive.. Dharam Kapoor! 2176 02:14:55,838 --> 02:14:57,920 Now I understand why black is your favourite colour! 2177 02:14:58,007 --> 02:14:59,497 Black suitcase.. black tea! 2178 02:14:59,758 --> 02:15:02,500 The lustiest of the lot.. my employer! 2179 02:15:03,178 --> 02:15:07,342 I agree...! Come and sleep in my room at night! You Mimbe! 2180 02:15:07,516 --> 02:15:10,850 Muscular, popular, spectacular, no. 2181 02:15:10,936 --> 02:15:12,017 Womaniser! 2182 02:15:12,187 --> 02:15:13,803 Vidya.. I'm okay with you being with Vir. 2183 02:15:13,897 --> 02:15:14,978 Vir, come here! - Yes, Daddy? 2184 02:15:15,065 --> 02:15:16,806 Pick Vidya up and take her away! - Thank you Daddy! 2185 02:15:16,984 --> 02:15:19,646 We're you sending the pickle for the pregnant woman, Holy One? 2186 02:15:19,903 --> 02:15:24,067 As you sow, shall you reap. Shame, shame, puppy shame! 2187 02:15:24,742 --> 02:15:26,073 This man have to...! 2188 02:15:43,260 --> 02:15:49,256 Meaning, meaning, meaning? - N.. n.. nail!- Nail. 2189 02:15:50,434 --> 02:15:51,515 Go on.. go on! 2190 02:16:00,819 --> 02:16:03,652 Meaning, meaning?! - That means.. oh my God! 2191 02:16:03,822 --> 02:16:04,983 Not what you said. What he said!? 2192 02:16:05,741 --> 02:16:08,233 They'll kill you all along with me. 2193 02:16:08,327 --> 02:16:10,159 Kill us! Why, why, why? 2194 02:16:10,329 --> 02:16:12,821 But you're the one who downloaded this Lesotho file! 2195 02:16:12,915 --> 02:16:14,076 Why will we be killed? 2196 02:16:14,166 --> 02:16:16,658 Look.. they don't leave any witnesses. 2197 02:16:23,008 --> 02:16:26,342 To hell with your haraka baraka! Just chill, man! 2198 02:16:32,017 --> 02:16:34,930 Meaning, meaning, meaning?! - There's only one way out. 2199 02:16:35,020 --> 02:16:36,055 Which one?! 2200 02:16:36,230 --> 02:16:39,222 I'll have to marry Kututu. 2201 02:16:39,983 --> 02:16:42,475 Then do it, brother. Do it! 2202 02:16:47,408 --> 02:16:48,898 Meaning, meaning? 2203 02:16:50,744 --> 02:16:52,075 Actually, it means.. 2204 02:16:52,162 --> 02:16:53,493 One moment. I'll tell them. 2205 02:16:54,081 --> 02:16:55,242 Holy One will speak. Holy One will speak. 2206 02:16:55,416 --> 02:16:56,497 What it means is.. 2207 02:16:57,251 --> 02:17:01,495 All.. the.. best! 166299

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