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And Amy Fisher, the
so-called Long Island Lolita,
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who was also
implicated in the case,
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is currently serving
five to 15 years
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at Albion Correctional Facility.
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And that's "Where They
Are Now" for this Tuesday.
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Matthew Brock, WNYX news radio.
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Bill?
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Bill.
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Uh, thank you, Matthew,
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for that unusual report.
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WNYX news time 12:45.
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Minor delays on the...
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What's going on, guys?
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Matthew, I think
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you mispronounced that
guy's name a few times.
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What? Uh, i-i-it's...
Joey Butta...
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No, it isn't, Matthew.
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It's, uh... Buttafuoco.
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Butta...
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Fook-oh.
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Wh-what did I say?
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Well, Matthew,
of all the possible
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mispronunciations of that name,
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you seem to have stumbled upon
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absolutely the worst one.
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I... I don't know what you mean.
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Think about it.
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Nice job, Matthew.
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My cab driver really
got a kick out of that.
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Lisa, I'm on it, okay?
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Well, if you were
really on it, Dave,
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we wouldn't be doing stories
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about Joey-butta-fook-oh
in the first place.
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Oh, my God.
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Uh-huh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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So you sort of see it now, huh?
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Oh, God.
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That's good.
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All right, all right, here's
what we're going to do.
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That's okay, Lisa,
I'll take it from here.
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We'll just issue
a short correction
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and a formal apology
to Mr. Buttafuoco.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, Lisa, did I miss
a memo or something?
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I'm still the news
director, right?
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Not for long if this is how
you're going to run the station.
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Look, what is with you?
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Do you really think you
can do this job better?
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Haven't I been clear on that?
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Well, all right, it would
be easier for you,
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because you wouldn't have
someone like you haranguing you.
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Dave, that makes
no sense at all.
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Well, not as much
as I'd hoped it would,
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but you get the point.
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I, for one, am outraged!
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Oh, my God, Joe, I'm sorry.
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Way to go, dude.
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I can't believe
you pulled it off.
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I didn't pull anything off.
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That was a mistake, Joe.
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Look, I got it on tape.
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We can make copies. 10,
15 bucks a pop for these.
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What? I got blank
tapes in my van.
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We'll bang it out over lunch.
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It's a big market.
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Same people who
buy sports bloopers.
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Oh, God, Joe, no.
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Well, don't worry
about your cut.
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I'll break you off a piece.
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Just keep it up
with the "mistakes."
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So, who called first,
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the FCC or
Mr. Buttafuoco's lawyers?
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We're airing a short correction
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and a formal apology, Mr. James.
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No, we're not. Yes, we are.
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No, Lisa, we are not.
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Okay, okay, who did I
hire as news director here?
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I'm sorry, Mr. James.
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No, I'm really asking. I
lose track of these things.
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That would be me.
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Good. Then you
figure out what to do.
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Dave, please don't fire me.
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Make sure you get Lisa's input.
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Lisa, just tell
Dave not to fire me.
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I'll do the best I can, Matthew,
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but you know Dave
has a mind of his own,
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God bless him.
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Matthew, I'm just glad
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you didn't do a story
about Forrest Tucker.
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I... I... I don't get it.
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Think about it.
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Oh!
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Because he thinks I
would say Torrest...
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Look, if you don't
want my input,
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then just say so.
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I don't want your
input. Too bad.
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You know, especially if your
input is another 3-hour lecture
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on the legal rights of
a known sleazebag.
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Well, what if
Mr. Buttafuoco sues us?
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For what... Defamation
of character?
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Like we can help him with that.
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That is completely
beside the point.
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Look, it's, like, 6:00
now, all right? So?
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So I want to get
something to eat.
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Fine, I can finish
this over dinner.
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That's not what I meant.
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All right, would you rather
I call you at 3:00 a.m.
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when I wake up from
my recurring nightmare
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about you running this
station into the ground?
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Well, this is going to
be a delightful meal.
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Dinner, huh?
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Why don't you guys
just get a room?
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Shut up, Beth.
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Yeah, that kind of insinuation
is really inappropriate,
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and what the hell
are you wearing?
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It only cost me $5.00.
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I'm going to go get my coat.
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Well, move it. Oh, settle down.
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Don't tell me to settle down.
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Wow, it's like
Tracy and Hepburn.
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Look, all I'm asking is that
you stop arguing with me
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until I get some
food in my stomach.
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Fine, then let's go
to that sushi place
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across the street.
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Oh, no, I don't
want to go for sushi.
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I see, I don't
even get any input
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as to where we eat.
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Oh, my God.
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Morning, boss.
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Oh, morning, Beth.
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Here's your phone sheet.
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You know, you really
don't have to call me boss.
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I know. I just do
it sarcastically
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because it amuses me.
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Coffee, boss?
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Oh, yes, please. Thanks.
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So how was your
dinner with Lisa?
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Oh, it was fine.
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By the time it got to dessert,
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I was kind of sick of arguing,
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so Lisa sort of had
to carry the bickering
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through to the check herself.
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He's doing it again.
Tell him to stop.
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Doing what, Catherine?
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He just sits there
and stares at me
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all day long.
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Look, Catherine,
as we've said before,
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that is where he sits.
That is where you sit.
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You sit opposite each other.
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There's not really
much I can do.
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You guys could switch seats.
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Thanks, Joe.
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I can't take it anymore.
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On Wall Street, the Dow is
showing signs of recovering
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after yesterday's
nine-point fall.
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After just over an
hour of trading...
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Listen, Dave, why don't you
and Lisa just bury the hatchet?
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Oh, I'd love to,
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but apparently Lisa thinks
she should have my job.
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Oh, so when a woman's
ambitious, she's pushy,
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but when a man is ambitious...
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Oh, Beth, don't go into that.
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You're right. I was actually
starting to make myself sick.
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Is Cathy out in the hall?
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Yeah, Bill, but I'd let her
go. She's in kind of a mood.
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Don't worry. I know
how to sweet-talk her.
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Cathy! Yoo-hoo!
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Bill, I'd really rather you
didn't do that right now.
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Oh...
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Hi, Lisa.
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Hi, Dave. Hi.
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Uh...
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Coffee. Yeah, okay.
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Would you like some
cream for your coffee?
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Sugar? No, no cream.
I just take it black.
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I didn't know that.
You take it black?
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Have a nice day.
Yeah, you too, yeah.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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That incredibly awkward
little moment with Lisa
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at the coffee machine.
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Look, Beth, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Dave, you do know that I
can tell when you're lying.
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There's a thing you always do.
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Oh, really? And what
is this thing I always do
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when I'm lying?
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Oh, come on, Beth, there's
absolutely nothing going on...
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This is it, isn't it?
This is the thing?
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All right.
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Lisa and I sort of
made out last night.
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Oh, my God.
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Beth, look, it's
very, very important
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that you don't tell anyone
about this, all right?
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Look, I really don't
want anyone to know...
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that we're moving
the sports update
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to 15 after the hour.
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Butta-fook-oh.
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Butta-fook-oh.
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Look, Beth, I'm serious here.
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You really have to promise
you're not going to tell anyone.
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No, I'm not going to
have to tell anybody,
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because they're all going
to find out just as soon as
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you and Lisa have your
ugly scene in the office.
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There aren't going
to be any ugly scenes.
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Dave, there's no avoiding it.
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When you make
out with a coworker,
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you have an ugly
scene in the office,
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and then next thing you know,
I'm at home crying my eyes out,
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because I'm afraid to come
in to work the next morning.
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We're not talking about
me anymore, are we?
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No, we're not, Dave.
We're talking about me now.
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Y-you and, uh...
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The FedEx guy.
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We don't use FedEx.
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Not anymore.
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Ugly scene? Is it...
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They almost had to call his
supervisor in from Memphis.
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I don't want to get into it.
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Well, look, Lisa and I
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are not going to have
any scenes, all right?
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We're both, uh, mature adults,
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and we realize that what
happened was inappropriate
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and, uh, unprofessional,
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and that it can't
go any further,
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and I am sure that Lisa
agrees with me on this fully.
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La-da-la-da-la-da.
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Now...
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Hi. Oh, hi... Lisa.
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I'm sure you two
need to discuss the...
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Buttafuoco situation?
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Right. The Butta-fiasco.
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Well, I'm sure you want
the door closed for that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hi. Hi.
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Uh... Uh...
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Oh, um...
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Sorry.
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It's, uh...
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Oh.
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Pretty weird last night, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, uh... but nice, though.
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Oh, yeah.
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It was nice.
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Nice... and... and weird.
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Yeah. Lisa, I've never done
anything like that before.
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Oh, me neither.
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I mean, I've made out before.
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Yeah. As have I.
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But never, you know,
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never with someone
that I work with.
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No, me neither.
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I have a rule
about that, actually.
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Me too. Me too. I do.
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Guys, I'm throwing a
surprise birthday party
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for Catherine at the
12:46 commercial break.
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We're back on the air at 12:48,
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which gives us two minutes
for cake, punch, small talk,
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that kind of thing.
262
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:05,647
I suggest, if you're
interested, you RSVP now.
263
00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:09,151
I'll check my calendar, but
I think we can squeeze it in.
264
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,153
Great. Look forward
to seeing you.
265
00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,154
Okay.
266
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,655
All right, what
we did last night
267
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was completely inappropriate...
268
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And completely unprofessional.
269
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Oh, good, good.
270
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,662
I was so worried we wouldn't be
271
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on the same
wavelength about this.
272
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,666
Yeah, yeah, so was I. All right.
273
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,168
So we're agreed then?
274
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Yes. We just cannot...
275
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Yes, we simply cannot...
276
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Let anybody find out.
277
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,180
Uh-oh.
278
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,681
Yeah...
279
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:44,186
I thought we were both going
to say we can't do this anymore.
280
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,687
Oh, yeah. We... we...
281
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I was. We were. I was. Yes.
282
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,191
Um...
283
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,192
Excuse me.
284
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,194
Well, then, what was this?
285
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,195
That was, um...
286
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,697
That was a joke. Get it?
287
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,723
Um, I have to go now.
288
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:04,706
35 seconds to party time.
289
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:08,210
Boy, do I love a good party.
290
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,711
You love a good party, Joe?
291
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,714
That's why I went
to college, sir.
292
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,217
It's also why I didn't graduate.
293
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,718
Yeah, me neither. So what?
294
00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,721
Didn't stop me from building
a million-dollar empire.
295
00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:21,723
Didn't stop you
from becoming a...
296
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,725
What do you do again?
297
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,227
I'm an electrician.
298
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:29,231
Well, things were
different in my day.
299
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,734
Beth, want to pour us a
round of the old red devil?
300
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,736
Lisa, can I talk
to you in my office
301
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,737
for just a moment, please?
302
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:36,738
Oh, I'm kind of busy...
303
00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,240
Hey, hey, hey,
304
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,266
Don't you two even
think about working.
305
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,744
Here comes the birthday girl!
306
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:45,247
I told you I didn't
want a birthday party.
307
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,750
You always say that.
And I always mean it.
308
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,752
Mr. James. Present.
309
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,778
Buttafuoco.
310
00:11:56,782 --> 00:12:02,264
Well, Buttafuoco to
you, too, Matthew.
311
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:05,267
If you'd said it
that way on the air,
312
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,769
we probably wouldn't have
lost two sponsors this morning.
313
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,271
Oh, my God.
314
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,773
Listen, Lisa, I really
need to speak to...
315
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,275
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave!
316
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,277
You've got to
loosen up a little bit.
317
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,779
A good boss has to loosen
up every now and again.
318
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,281
Case in point, me.
319
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,806
I'm half loaded right now.
320
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,286
Sir, actually I really need
321
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,289
to speak to Lisa in
my office right now.
322
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,790
Actually, Dave, you don't.
323
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,792
No, I really do.
No, you really don't.
324
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,295
Catherine, how about a few
words from the birthday girl?
325
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,798
I am now officially
not speaking to you.
326
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:37,799
She...
327
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,303
gets a little shy sometimes.
328
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,805
I'm sorry, if you'll
all excuse me...
329
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,807
Perhaps I better go see
330
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,310
if my colleague needs
some assistance.
331
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:51,813
Is it just me, or
does this party suck?
332
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,815
Look, I'm really
sorry about earlier,
333
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,318
but I really think we
should discuss this now.
334
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,819
Look, Dave, can we
please just drop it?
335
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:58,820
It's not a big deal.
336
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,322
Look, if it's not a big deal,
337
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,823
then why'd we have
that scene out there?
338
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,825
Well, I'm not the one
having a scene out there.
339
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,327
I have dropped
it. See? All over.
340
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,829
Well, we're not leaving
this room until we settle this.
341
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,332
Oh, really? Really.
342
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,335
Well, I guess it's settled.
343
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,836
Cake, boss?
344
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:15,837
This is getting ugly.
345
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,863
I know that.
346
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,843
Dave, I am not going to
discuss this at the office.
347
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:25,847
Boss, do you need me
to FedEx anything for you?
348
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,349
Well, fine.
349
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,350
Then I'll call you at home.
350
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,351
9:00?
351
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,353
You'll get my machine.
352
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,854
I'll call at 10:00. Get
my machine. You'll still
353
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,855
All right, what time
will you be home?
354
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,857
I'll be home all night,
but you'll get my machine.
355
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,860
You two, I don't know what
this little dustup's all about...
356
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,362
The Buttafuoco situation.
357
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,364
Correction. Apology.
358
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,365
Absolutely not.
359
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,367
Fine. When you two
stop sniping at each other,
360
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,868
we've still got
a station to run,
361
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,370
so let's get our
priorities straight, okay?
362
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,871
Yes. Yes.
363
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,373
Good. You going to finish that?
364
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,898
No. Thank you.
365
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:00,882
Hi, Beth.
366
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,384
Is it still ugly?
367
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,385
Well, let's just
put it this way...
368
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,887
Right now, I'm really wishing
I'd made out with the FedEx guy.
369
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,389
Oh, hi, Lisa.
370
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,390
Hi, Dave.
371
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,891
Hi. Can I get you coffee?
372
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:10,892
No, I'll get it.
373
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,394
Well, um... Excuse me.
374
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,395
Have a nice day, Dave.
375
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,921
You too, have a good, um...
376
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,912
Okay, all right, uh,
377
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,414
I know what you
just saw out there
378
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:36,918
may have, on the surface,
appeared a bit odd to you.
379
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,920
Beth, I'm not hiding
anything from you.
380
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,422
For God's sakes, Beth,
381
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,924
I'm not even wearing a tie.
382
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:45,450
That's what tipped me off, Dave.
383
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,930
All right. Uh...
384
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,933
Look, Lisa and I, uh...
385
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,959
We did it.
386
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,939
Wh-what was that?
387
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,441
We did it.
388
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,943
Oh, my God! That is so wrong!
389
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,445
I know. I know.
390
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,447
How could you let that happen?
391
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,449
Uh, I have no idea.
392
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,950
I just... I called Lisa up.
393
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:12,454
We arranged to meet for
coffee to discuss the situation.
394
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,455
Right.
395
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,457
So we, you know, met
at the coffee place...
396
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,458
Right.
397
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,959
And then we went
to my place and did it.
398
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,461
Wrong. I know.
399
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,463
And not terribly
romantic, either.
400
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,964
Actually, it was romantic.
401
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,466
It was very romantic.
402
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,967
Afterward we went
out for a nice, long walk.
403
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,469
Right.
404
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,470
I walked Lisa back to her place.
405
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:32,474
And we did it again.
406
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,498
Wrong?
407
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,977
Yeah, I thought.
408
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,480
Okay, I think in a former life,
409
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,507
you two were some kind
of animals that did it a lot.
410
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,987
Well, that's an interesting...
perspective, Beth,
411
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:49,491
but Lisa and I
both know that, uh,
412
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,992
this cannot go on,
413
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,018
and it absolutely will not.
414
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,020
Come on in, Lisa.
415
00:15:57,022 --> 00:16:01,002
Well, I'm sure you two need
to be alone to discuss the...
416
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,504
What is it again?
417
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,005
The Buttafuoco situation.
418
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,006
Right.
419
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,007
The Buttafuoco situation.
420
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,010
You know, I'm beginning to
think that Matthew's slip-up
421
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,535
was oddly appropriate
in your case.
422
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,518
You told her, didn't you?
423
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,521
No, no. I didn't
tell her a thing.
424
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,523
Yes, you did. She
knows all about this.
425
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,025
I didn't tell her anything.
I just didn't wear a tie.
426
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,527
I have no idea what that means.
427
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,028
Hey, you two.
428
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:30,031
What do you mean, "Hey, us two"?
429
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:34,035
I'll count again, but I think
I'll get the same result.
430
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,537
Anyway...
431
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,039
I'm taking the entire
staff out to lunch
432
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:41,042
in honor of Catherine's
birthday yesterday.
433
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,044
Oh. Is, uh, Catherine going?
434
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,547
No, but it's the thought
that counts. Come on.
435
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,550
Bill, Dave and I are really
pretty busy right now.
436
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,553
Okay, but if you finish up,
we'll be down at Chico's.
437
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,555
We'll try and catch
up with you later.
438
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,556
Super.
439
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,557
What?
440
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,558
Okay.
441
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,560
Is Matthew getting fired?
442
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,561
No.
443
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,063
No decision yet, Matthew.
444
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,064
Ciao.
445
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,066
I can't believe you told Beth!
446
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,569
I can't believe you're making
such a big deal out of it.
447
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,570
Well, believe it!
448
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,095
Well, unfortunately, I do.
449
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,101
Yes.
450
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,080
Is the ugliness over?
451
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,081
For now.
452
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,583
Are you guys okay?
453
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,084
Yes, we're fine.
454
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,085
Apparently, we're fine.
455
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,086
How was lunch?
456
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,588
Catherine actually showed up,
457
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,089
but Matthew was convinced
458
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,115
that it was a surprise
going-away party for him.
459
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,095
You really should talk to him.
460
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,597
Yeah, I will.
461
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,599
Okay, here, I brought
you guys some burritos.
462
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,625
Just put them on the desk, Beth.
463
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,131
They're better than they sound.
464
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,618
Do you think she
noticed anything?
465
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,119
No, I don't think so,
466
00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,121
but your sweater's
buttoned up wrong.
467
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,122
God, thank you.
468
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,124
You have a little lipstick
on the side of your face.
469
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,125
Where? Here?
470
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,628
The other side. Other side.
471
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:07,629
Oh, jeez.
472
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,131
Okay, oh, God, let me get that.
473
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,633
What are you doing?
474
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,134
I'm just rearranging
the cushions. Okay.
475
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,637
You know, are
my nylons in there?
476
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,139
Uh... are these them?
477
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,140
No.
478
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,141
Hmm?
479
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,643
Dave!
480
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,644
I... I, uh...
481
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:23,645
I'm just kidding.
482
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,647
They're mine.
483
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,149
Oh, man.
484
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,150
This is ridiculous.
485
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,653
I mean, I have never...
486
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,154
Done it in the office
487
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,656
while everyone
else is out to lunch?
488
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,157
Yeah. Me, neither.
489
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,660
Well, where do we go from here?
490
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,663
News booth?
491
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,164
Seriously, seriously.
492
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,666
I don't know. The way I see it,
493
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,668
we only have two options.
494
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,670
Either you quit, or I quit,
495
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,171
because I am not going to have
496
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,674
one of those dirty little
secret office affairs.
497
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,175
Well, I'm not quitting.
498
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,176
Well, neither am I.
499
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,177
Well, then, it's
out of our hands.
500
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,178
Guess so.
501
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,680
Mm.
502
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,181
This is such a bad idea.
503
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,182
Oh, it's the worst.
504
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,183
I know.
505
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,184
Mm.
506
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,186
No more kissing in the office.
507
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,188
No, this is definitely
the last time.
508
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,189
Hello?
509
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,190
David...
510
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,692
It's me, Matthew.
511
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,695
Listen, I want you to know
that I know what's going on here.
512
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:14,720
Huh?
513
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,699
There's n-nothing. Nope.
514
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,201
I'm getting fired, aren't I?
515
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,226
Oh...
516
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,207
Okay, David.
517
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,209
I can't take this anymore.
518
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,711
Would you please just tell
me to my face that I am fired?
519
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,713
Matthew, you're
not getting fired.
520
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,214
Okay, that's fine.
521
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,716
It's been very great
working with you,
522
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,219
and I'll pack up my
desk at a later date.
523
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,221
And did you say...
524
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,724
Not fired. Not fired.
525
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,226
Oh, how embarrassing.
526
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,729
Were you just going
to let me leave?
527
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,730
Mm-hmm.
528
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,231
Oh, my God.
529
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,233
Lisa, have you had lunch yet?
530
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,234
No, Dave, I haven't.
531
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,737
Well, great. I was wondering if
you'd like to have lunch with me
532
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,238
to discuss those new promos.
533
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,741
Yes. The new promos.
Let's discuss them over lunch.
534
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,742
Yeah, okay.
535
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,743
Uh, Lisa?
536
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,744
Yeah?
537
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,746
Could I talk to you
for a sec? Yeah.
538
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,748
You do know what
you're getting yourself into,
539
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,249
don't you?
540
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,251
It's a really bad idea.
541
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,253
I know.
542
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,397
Look, no matter what
happens, you absolutely cannot...
543
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,758
What?
544
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:20,261
I'm picking up an overnight
delivery from Bill McNeal.
545
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:23,264
That would be me.
546
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,266
Beth, I absolutely cannot what?
547
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,268
I'll talk to you
about that later.
548
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,793
So you're the new guy?
549
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,274
Bill...
550
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,275
Bill!
551
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:35,276
Come on.
552
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,778
I'm sorry.
553
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,780
Would you please tell
her that from now on,
554
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,281
if she needs to
tell me anything,
555
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,783
a written memo will suffice.
556
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,284
Oh, come on.
What is it this time?
557
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,286
Bill, I was not
ignoring you at lunch.
558
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,288
I just don't talk
much while I'm eating.
559
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,289
A written memo. Tell her.
560
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,792
Look, would you two just shut up
561
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:51,793
and get back into the booth?
562
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,796
Look, you can say
whatever you want to me,
563
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,323
but you do not tell
the lady to shut up!
564
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,807
You know, actually,
565
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,809
I have some leftovers
at my apartment.
566
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,311
If you wanted to, we
could go over there
567
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,813
and discuss the police
corruption probe story
568
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,814
at a later date.
569
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,815
Good work, Lisa.
570
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,316
I look forward to your input.
571
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,318
Listen, Dave, I just
wanted to apologize
572
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,320
for that outburst in there.
573
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,321
Bill,
574
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,323
I've been looking for you.
575
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,324
Yeah. Whatever.
576
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,326
That's a really nice tie.
577
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,828
Oh, please don't patronize me.
578
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:27,853
Whatever!
579
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,334
You two seem to have a very...
580
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,836
complex relationship.
581
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,337
It's a nightmare.
582
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,339
Why is that?
583
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,844
Well, about four years
ago, Catherine and I sort of...
584
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:45,847
tried to have a secret
little office romance.
585
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,349
You know how those things go.
586
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:49,350
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
587
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:50,852
Worst mistake I ever made.
588
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,854
Ruined the entire
relationship forever.
589
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:56,357
Either of you ever
been in one of those?
590
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:57,541
No, no. No, never. No. Uh-uh.
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