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Many readers wrote to ask me how
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I found so many things to write about
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In fact, some happened to myself
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Tonight's theme is about three persons
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No, two men...
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and one cat, to be exact
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And the story should begin
with my friend Li Tung
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You make so much noise
at this hour every night
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Don't people have to sleep?
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Now I couldn't care less!
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Open up!
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Open up!
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Why don't you open up?
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Open up, open up!
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What the hell's the matter with you?
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You make so much noise
after midnight every night
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What are you hammering? A coffin?
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Sorry to have disturbed you
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You're making me nervous
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If you go on,
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I'll call the police
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My goodness!
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I'll try...
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to cut down the noise
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Easy
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Up!
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Be carefuI. Take it easy
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Easy
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Be carefuI!
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Sorry, I'm really sorry
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Are you moving?
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Sorry for the noise I caused
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You hammer each night...
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for what?
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Wait a minute
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Can start now
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Li Tung told me that out of curiosity
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He decided to go to that old man's home
to have a look
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Mr Chen, they can still move
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These intestines
are fresh-scarcely 2 hours old
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Wang Chieh-mei, the intestines of a child?
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Don't panic before the truth is out
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They're intestines all right
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But it is a cat's, not a man's
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I told you not to make any fuss!
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Right
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No more gory violence.
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Cheers!
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Brother, I don't drink before sunset
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The sun has set in many parts...
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of the world
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Come on, drink
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Really want me to drink?
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Drink
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What is that?
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Vodka, the strongest wine in the world
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It can burn easily, terrific!
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Terrific!
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Pai So, are the crabs ready?
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You've been teasing me the whole night
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Don't keep bullying Li Tung
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We bully you?
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Eat crabs
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This wine is very strong
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Good
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Give me a gun
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Gun?
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Show me
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Come on, really nice
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These wines won't agree with you
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Try yellow wine for better taste
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Hong Kong people can drink at will.
So lucky
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Thank you, madam
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Come on
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Come on, drink
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A bigger gulp
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Wisely,
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there's something spooky about that house
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That can and girI stared at me
with eyes wide open
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Wang,
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can the police get someone to investigate
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The whereabouts
and background of that cat?
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If we had time for that
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We might as well catch a thief
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Who's got time to care about that cat?
Crazy!
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But frankly, that cat and girI do
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Look like demons in Greek mythology
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Nothing could arouse your interest
more than firls
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Don't get jealous over nothing!
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I have a strong feeling
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Friends even suspect me...
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to be from another star
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I am convinced that girI
and cat come from another star
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They should be good-natured
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But kindness is bound to bring eviI
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EviI is coming to pass in this city
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Something...
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strange happens in the historicaI museum
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There is a gadget in the museum
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An octagon,
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which baffles even the archaeologists
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But to the starmen
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It's an important weapon
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Who's it? Who's it?
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ErroI
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Curiosity is the finest thing in life
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Curiosity leads to progress
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And retards the ageing process
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Young girI, cat, old man,
they all disappear
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But I must follow the case
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But how to get started?
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Well, Li Tung said
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That when that girI moved
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The transportation company seemed
to be Jen Jen
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I remember seeing the TV...
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and of and old man lifting his finger
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My curiosity forces me
to get to the bottom of the thing
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What? Someone's coming?
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With the address given me by that old man
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I eventually found the house they live in
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There's nobody, don't panic!
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We must find the other octagon
as soon as possible
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Only then can we wipe out the star killer
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And return home
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If by chance we can't go back
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We'd better die over here
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Who? Who's there? Come out quickly!
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Don't hurt him!
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Destroy him just in case
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No, we can't kill mankind
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There's no hatred between us
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I thought I was dreaming
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Till I see...
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this wound
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I never knew a cat could fight too
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And so hard
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That cat tried to kill me,
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but that girI saved me
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This matter is
getting increasingly confusing
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That cat is dangerous
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But when I woke up in that house that day
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I found no trace of either the cat or man
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I gave up hope...
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of getting to the bottom of the case
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Till Pai So...
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and I discovered that cat's trace
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On TV News the other morning
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Got it from a ball game?
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I hit myself against the wall
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Why? I could've helped you
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You? You didn't even come once a week
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What's the matter? Why take my underwear
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When you've got so much of your own?
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It gives me the feeling...
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of you holding me close?
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You don't need me any more then
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You went to bed late last night.
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Why get up so early today?
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Want to sleep 4 hours a day
like Napoleon did?
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He'd sleep 3 hours a day only
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If he knew 1997 was fast approaching
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Is a man more potent early...
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in the morning?
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Here now is a speciaI announcement
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A mysterious theft occurred
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In a historicaI museum early this morning
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The burglars stole only an octagon...
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with centuries of history
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No other items on display were lost
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The burglars broke in through the window,
according to the police
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They broke the glass box...
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and took away that
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We also believe...
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they fought 2 guards
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And ended up killing them
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Here ends this speciaI bulletin
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I'm sure it's linked with that big cat
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I'm going too
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Let me take a bath first
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Okay
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Don't!
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You scoundreI,
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you fling me down the water!
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Damn it! Don't go!
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Wang Chieh-mei?
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I'm now going to the spot of the theft
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See you at the Exhibition in half an hour.
Goodbye
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Morning, sir
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Sergeant, how's the situation?
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No idea. Go and see for yourself
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There are traces of burn all over
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But no signs of a fire
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I guess no human could've achieved this
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Everything else okay?
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Sir,
the man who takes fingerprints is here
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Here?
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What? Taking fingerprints
when it's all burnt
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A matter of procedure only
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Morning, Mr Chou
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Morning
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Sir, I won't handle the hair
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I'm sure it was that cat's
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That cat's wrought so much havoc
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But I can do nothing about it
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Animals punish sinning animals
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One can't live...
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with incessant barks
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And still enjoys it. What a crank he is!
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Chen lives alone in such a big house
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Because no one cares...
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to work for him
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So it's you, Wisely
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Never imagined that?
I only want to see these dogs
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This is my friend Inspector Wang
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This is Mr Chen
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Please come in
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Chen, tell your baby
not to be so passionate
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Remember you were scared by my dogs
last time?
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Chen, I want to borrow a dog from you
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The fiercest and most belligerent one
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What for? To get even...
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with a neighbor's dog?
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No, a cat
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Cat? You must be joking
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Heard the morning news?
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I suspect it was linked with that cat
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Under these circumstances,
we must assign Lao Pu
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Which Lao Pu?
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Look, he's taking a rest
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This is Lao Pu
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He's the most beautifuI yet
bravest dog in the world
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No dogs are his match
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I think he's eligible
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But how can I take him out
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if he's not in the mood?
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There are not more than 10 dogs
of this pedigree in this world
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He has a unique personality...
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and hates beck and call
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He keeps calm when facing a strong rivaI
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He's a reaI fighter
and looks every inch like one
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He's a dog with a difference
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Say something nice to him
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Lao Pu, you really are a good dog
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I've never seen anyone
as capable as you are
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Now, take him away
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I'm leaving
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Bye-bye
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Thank you
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Mr Wang
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Got a lead...
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on the bank robbers
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Let me go and see
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I've had joy rides with girls
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But never with a dog!
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Now that dog has been following me
like a close friend
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I feeI the same way too
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Could I have changed?
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Help me!
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Help me!
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Help me!
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Help me!
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I've lost my best friend Wang Chieh-mei
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It takes 3 days...
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to mutate the human body
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So we must make use of the human body...
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before the mutation is complete
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sure
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Now go and get the weapons
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Get going
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Mr Wang, can I help you?
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What's so urgent over the phone?
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Some of your folks got killed?
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It won't happen at my home
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What do you mean, Mr Wang?
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I'm joking too
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What is it all about?
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Guns
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Can't you get them
from the arsenaI yourself?
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We must keep this a secret
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So the police are perpetrating
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They take the law into their own hands
even before 1997
282
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,033
I would've arrested all of you
283
00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:17,598
If your brother hadn't been my man
284
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:19,365
Show me
285
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:26,308
This is Milan 357 calibre,
286
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:27,945
the deadliest Colt
287
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,348
FataI Inspector uses it too
288
00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:32,415
It has too few bullets
289
00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,395
Fast loading makes it as effective
290
00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:55,575
AKM is the most advanced portable light
machine gun of the Communists
291
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,405
All the Terrorists use it
292
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,342
It has too few bullets and is heavy
293
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,956
USMG, an Israeli officiaI;
294
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,533
weapon fires 1,200 shots per minute
295
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,310
MP5K, H&K, West German
296
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:28,979
It fires 850 shots per minute
297
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,811
I also need guns with loose bullets
298
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:35,352
The ordinary Remington has 5 shots only
299
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,654
Your looks show it's not enough
300
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,338
This is Demonstrator
301
00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:01,941
The 1 st Roulette Loose Bullets gun
with a round of 12 shots
302
00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:04,715
Thank you
303
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,178
What for?
304
00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,954
Business is business.
305
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,717
Police or thugs pay alike
306
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,185
Collect it from hell!
307
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:28,129
Mr Wang, that's not a funny joke
308
00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:30,536
I'm not joking
309
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,108
I mean to finish off your mom too
310
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,915
You're not human, you're not human
311
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:49,684
I'm not human
312
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:52,923
I'm not human
313
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,304
Bye-bye
314
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,305
Wisely, hungry?
315
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:51,906
Shall we order snacks?
316
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,457
Follow me
317
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:19,875
Quiet!
318
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:08,685
After him!
319
00:48:10,287 --> 00:48:11,914
You've made a mess of my Lao Pu
320
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:30,537
Luckily Lao Pu is still alive
321
00:48:31,008 --> 00:48:33,704
Or Chen, a pet lover,
322
00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:35,038
would've forfeited my life for him
323
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:40,043
Professor Yu, how's Lao Pu?
324
00:48:40,217 --> 00:48:41,275
How's Lao Pu?
325
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,586
He's going to live. Don't worry
326
00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:46,619
I'm now at ease
327
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:50,521
He's so strong,
he's going to survive any men
328
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:51,785
He'll be OK in a week or two
329
00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:53,452
Thank you. Professor Yu
330
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:57,792
Thanks for saving his life
331
00:49:02,807 --> 00:49:03,831
Lao Pu
332
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,073
Good boy, let's go home
333
00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:08,973
Lao Pu, let's go home
334
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:10,977
Be nice, Lao Pu
335
00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:22,121
Lao Pu, let's go home. Be nice
336
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:23,819
Professor
337
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:27,194
Professor Yu,
338
00:49:27,364 --> 00:49:28,524
how's the lab report on that cat's taiI?
339
00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:30,495
Wisely, what are you up to?
340
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:32,260
This is a university lab
341
00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:33,926
Why make fun of me with a dead cat's taiI?
342
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:35,196
Dead cat's taiI?
343
00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:36,862
Yes, bone analysis shows it died...
344
00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,201
scores of years ago
345
00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:01,456
After the carving,
346
00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,122
we can wipe out the enemy?
347
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:08,068
If we piece together the two octagon
348
00:50:08,873 --> 00:50:10,602
That'll sure kill the enemy
349
00:50:14,979 --> 00:50:17,641
Don't worry, I'll take you back
350
00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:20,515
GeneraI
351
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,493
ErroI, he's injured
352
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,764
How come that cat's taiI is missing?
353
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,456
Why did you get to Wisely?
354
00:51:01,825 --> 00:51:03,816
Our duty as knights
is to protect our master
355
00:51:05,262 --> 00:51:07,389
Now you've lost part of your body
356
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,226
How can we take you to leave the earth?
357
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,537
ErroI, don't blame him
358
00:51:18,943 --> 00:51:20,672
He is also a brave knight
359
00:51:22,046 --> 00:51:24,037
He got that compass himself
360
00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:39,855
What happened last night is incredible!
361
00:51:41,231 --> 00:51:42,163
The taiI of that cat...
362
00:51:42,399 --> 00:51:43,661
I chased stuck by my car's trunk
363
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:46,236
And he ran away after biting his taiI off
364
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,239
After analysis,
365
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:52,403
it belonged to a cat
who died over scores of years ago
366
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,078
But I saw it...
367
00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:57,538
fully alive
368
00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:00,281
How could it be a dead cat?
369
00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:06,913
Want to have a look?
370
00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:10,155
So ugly, it's better to bury it quickly
371
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,532
You're eviI
372
00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:22,568
You're damned, you scare me
373
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,435
Could that cat be coming back...
374
00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:28,043
to find his own taiI?
375
00:52:30,614 --> 00:52:31,774
Impossible!
376
00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:37,514
Don't make me nervous
377
00:52:51,235 --> 00:52:52,964
Pai So, don't move, let me cope with him
378
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,149
Wisely, don't!
379
00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:27,835
Please don't worry. We mean well
380
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:31,603
Who are you?
381
00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:34,710
We... we're not earthmen
382
00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:36,411
We come from outer space
383
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,919
We fled to the earth...
384
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:45,679
only because
385
00:53:46,423 --> 00:53:48,391
Our star was occupied by eviI influence
386
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,587
When the old man was telling the story
387
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,356
Space killers were closing on us
388
00:54:35,072 --> 00:54:36,096
I owe you no grudge.
389
00:54:36,507 --> 00:54:37,701
Why did you try to kill me at Tang House?
390
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,172
We didn't mean to
391
00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:41,871
That night you slipped into Tang House
392
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,545
We didn't mean to knock you unconscious
393
00:54:44,181 --> 00:54:45,705
It was we who saved you
394
00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:46,708
What about the cat intestines...
395
00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:48,010
Li Tung found at your home?
396
00:54:49,853 --> 00:54:51,787
To prolong that cat's life
397
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:56,759
I kept researching the cat bowels
398
00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:00,793
Wisely,
399
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,932
now we're all in danger
400
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,728
Our bodies must get out of earth quickly
401
00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:09,030
We must graft this cat's taiI first
402
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,767
How can you do it?
403
00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:13,876
He can do it
404
00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:11,529
It's okay
405
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:39,951
Wisely,
the killers from outer space are here!
406
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,919
Don't worry, Pai So, follow us
407
00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:09,182
Light the fire quickly!
408
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:52,117
Wang Chieh-mei? Chieh-mei
409
00:59:54,157 --> 00:59:55,124
Quiet!
410
01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:15,641
Is he human?
411
01:00:15,812 --> 01:00:17,279
He's no linger your friend
412
01:00:22,018 --> 01:00:22,507
Keep away!
413
01:00:22,686 --> 01:00:23,516
Run!
414
01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:31,570
Give it to me
415
01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:32,340
Don't!
416
01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:39,621
ErroI
417
01:02:39,789 --> 01:02:40,983
Don't!
418
01:02:56,139 --> 01:02:56,798
ErroI
419
01:02:56,973 --> 01:02:59,203
Don't!
420
01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:04,107
ErroI
421
01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:09,849
Run!
422
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:10,850
Run!
423
01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:16,551
Come, hurry up
424
01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:23,093
Hurry up
425
01:03:58,535 --> 01:03:59,934
Why are you bringing us here?
426
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:06,867
Now ErroI's dead. Nobody to guide us
427
01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:11,044
I must get back to my own star
428
01:04:24,294 --> 01:04:25,386
Let's go up to have a look
429
01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:25,482
What on earth is she looking for?
430
01:05:26,523 --> 01:05:29,287
I've found it! Look!
431
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:38,825
What's this?
432
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:42,098
It is our star. You take a look too
433
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:43,170
Come over and see
434
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:53,412
How are you going to go back now?
435
01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:57,944
Is this your spaceship?
436
01:05:59,222 --> 01:06:00,211
What?
437
01:06:00,757 --> 01:06:02,691
Spaceship, it's an earthman's term.
438
01:06:02,926 --> 01:06:04,291
Primitive
439
01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:06,586
Your star emits very strange lights!
440
01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:17,028
I've got in contact with them
441
01:06:32,388 --> 01:06:34,515
The octagon has picked up signals
from space
442
01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:36,757
Stellar radioactivity...
443
01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:39,821
will melt us into the galaxy
444
01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:41,888
To decompose our bodies
445
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:45,099
And we'd be homing on the radio pulses
446
01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,187
That's tremendous!
447
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:09,282
The generaI's body has been radiated
448
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:10,217
He's now the strongest knight...
449
01:07:10,393 --> 01:07:12,224
in the universe
450
01:07:20,737 --> 01:07:23,069
Does it mean that
if our bodies were decomposed
451
01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:25,240
We could likewise go to your star?
452
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,111
Splendid. Let's go up on a pleasure tour
453
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:39,951
You're already going back. Leave quickly
454
01:07:40,156 --> 01:07:41,987
If the enemy should keep up, it'd be too
455
01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,183
Fare you well
456
01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:49,297
We can't leave till the enemy is wiped out
457
01:07:49,465 --> 01:07:51,160
We now have the conquering weapon
458
01:07:51,334 --> 01:07:52,232
That tooI?
459
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:53,528
The cat's body
460
01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:54,863
The cat's body as the weapon?
461
01:07:58,374 --> 01:07:59,841
The octagon, when meshed with cat's hair,
462
01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:01,271
can decimate cells
463
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:02,900
Why didn't that cat kill the enemy...
464
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:04,239
when you were at my home?
465
01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:07,140
The octagon...
466
01:08:07,317 --> 01:08:09,342
didn't receive the stellar signaI
467
01:08:10,153 --> 01:08:11,518
Now the time is ripe
468
01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:13,546
You know where the enemy is?
469
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,584
We have hunches of his existence
470
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:17,726
We can leave now
471
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,091
Wait
472
01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:25,591
Let's go with you
473
01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,133
Pai So, report to the police now
474
01:10:23,586 --> 01:10:25,110
Leave through the back!
475
01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,041
Use it on the enemy
476
01:10:48,377 --> 01:10:50,538
Not now, not till the octagon radiates
477
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,040
Let's leave quick!
478
01:12:06,355 --> 01:12:07,219
GeneraI
479
01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:39,221
Be carefuI!
480
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:47,988
Wisely
481
01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:49,360
Catch
482
01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:07,706
Give me your hand
483
01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:21,622
Keep away!
484
01:14:17,653 --> 01:14:18,745
Don't go up!
485
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:42,976
Come quickly!
486
01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:34,729
Give it to him!
487
01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:30,544
How are you going back now?
488
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,414
Through this glittering substance
489
01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,516
GeneraI can take us back
490
01:17:36,719 --> 01:17:37,651
GeneraI
491
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:48,296
Wisely, thank you
492
01:17:48,531 --> 01:17:49,395
We must leave
493
01:18:04,113 --> 01:18:05,205
Take care
494
01:18:52,094 --> 01:18:53,152
Wisely
495
01:18:56,265 --> 01:18:56,856
Are you all right?
496
01:18:57,032 --> 01:18:57,555
Yes
497
01:18:58,867 --> 01:19:00,892
Wisely, please return to the police
to close the case as a matter of routine
498
01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:01,695
Okay
499
01:19:05,874 --> 01:19:07,000
What about them?
500
01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:16,881
Wisely, I'm a reporter of western daily
501
01:19:17,052 --> 01:19:19,077
I hear that you got a strange encounter.
Give me some data
502
01:19:20,556 --> 01:19:21,545
Sorry, I'm very tired
503
01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:22,850
No interview, please
504
01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:27,226
That's not right, wisely
505
01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:29,423
Or you may read it...
506
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,995
in my next noveI
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