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That logo music just gets you pumped, right?

那个标志音乐让你兴奋，对吧？

I'm sorry, I just, I'm excited to be here.

对不起，我只是，我很高兴能在这里。

It's been a while.

已经有一段时间了。

You know, for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back.

你知道，很长一段时间，我都不确定自己会回来。

Disney bought Fox, there was a whole boring rights issue, blah-bitty, blah, blah, blah.

迪士尼收购了福克斯，整个无聊的权利问题，啦啦啦，啦啦，啦啦，啦啦。

But then, it turned out they wanted me.

但后来，事实证明他们想要我。

The one guy who shouldn't even have his own movie.

甚至不应该有自己的电影的那个家伙。

Much less that franchise.

更不用说那个系列了。

Marvel's so stupid.

漫威真是愚蠢。

Stupid! Look, we know the title of this thing, so I know what you're wondering. How are we going to do this without dishonoring Logan's memory?

愚蠢！看，我们知道这个东西的标题，所以我知道你在想什么。我们要如何在不辱没 Logan 的记忆的情况下做到这一点？

And I'll tell you how. We're not.

我会告诉你。我们不会这样做。

I'm going to let you know a little secret. Wolverine is not dead. Sure, it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story, but that's not how regenerative healing factors work.

我要告诉你一个小秘密。金刚狼并没有死。当然，这为一个非常悲伤的故事画上了完美的句号，但这并不是再生愈合因子的工作方式。

You think I want to be out here in beautiful downtown North Dakota, digging in a little bit of a very sad story?

你认为我想在美丽的北达科他州市中心挖掘一个非常悲伤的故事吗？

up the one and only Wolverine? No thank you. But the fate of my entire world is at stake.

成为唯一的金刚狼？不，谢谢。但是我的整个世界的命运却岌岌可危。

He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain't dead. Bingo. Yatsy.

他可能没有过上最好的生活，但他绝对不是死了。宾果。雅兹。

Hmm. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

嗯。是的，是的，是的，是的。

Damn it!

该死！

Son of the bitch!

混蛋的儿子！

I'm much calmer now.

我现在冷静多了。

Look, I'm not a man of science, but you seem incredibly passed away.

瞧，我不是科学家，但你看起来已经去世了。

But it's good to see her.

但见到她还是很好的。

I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, look.

我得坦诚，我一直想和你一起骑车，看看。

You and me getting into it, Deadpool, and Wolverine just fucking shit up.

你和我一起搞事情，死侍，还有金刚狼，搞砸一切。

Can you imagine the fun, the chaos, the residuals?

你能想象到那乐趣，那混乱，那些剩余价值吗？

Good-o' mate.

伙计，好啊。

There's nothing that'll bring me back to life faster than a big bag of marble cache.

没有什么比一大袋大理石缓存更能让我迅速复活的了。

Cash.

现金。

Ha ha!

哈哈！

Me too, Hugh.

我也是，休。

No.

不。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

You had to get all noble and die for real.

你必须变得高尚，为了真实而死。

God!

天啊！

Damn it!

该死！

I could really use your help right now.

我现在真的需要你的帮助。

Winston Wilson, you're under arrest by the time Dariant's authority with too many crimes for this.

温斯顿·威尔逊，你因太多罪行被达里安特的权威逮捕。

Come out.

出来。

Oh!

哦！

Death by day player.

白日梦中的死亡。

Player.

球员。

Last chance.

最后机会。

Throw out your weapons and come out peace through.

扔掉你的武器，和平出来。

I'm not gonna give you my weapons, but I promise not to use them.

我不会把武器给你，但我保证不会使用它们。

There are 206 bones in the human body.

人体有 206 块骨头。

207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl.

如果我在看《绯闻女孩》，那就是 207 块。

Here we go.

准备好了。

Maximum effort.

最大的努力。

Okay, Peanut, I guess we're getting that team up after all.

好的，花生，我想我们终究要组队了。

Bye bye

再见

Bye

再见

Oh

哦

I'm doing this to be right

我这样做是为了正确

Probably almost start up right

可能几乎开始正确

No, this can't be right

不，这不可能是正确的

Hey, baby come on

嘿，宝贝，来吧

There's nothing to see

没什么好看的

I'm going to see

我要去看看

Now it's time to leave

现在是时候离开了

And make it run on

并让它运行

I don't know that I can't take no more

我不知道我不能再忍受

I think no more I think no

我想不再想我想不

I want to see you my back

我想看到你我的背影

baby about my life

宝贝关于我的生活

You're gonna be a phone

你会成为一个手机

You're gonna get you better

你会变得更好

I'm soaking wet right now.

我现在全身湿透了。

To be clear, I'm not proud of any of this.

要明确的是，我对这一切都不感到自豪。

The want violence, the whiff of necrophilia.

他们渴望暴力，带有尸体恋的气息。

It isn't who I am.

这不是我的本性。

It isn't who I want to be.

这不是我想成为的人。

Who I want to be?

我想成为谁？

Well, to help you understand that, I gotta take you back.

嗯，为了帮助你理解这一点，我得带你回去。

A little joyride I took through space and time

我在时空中进行了一次小小的快乐之旅

to the day that changed everything.

到了改变一切的那一天。

I can't believe I'm fine.

我简直不敢相信我没事。

I can't believe I'm finally here.

我简直不敢相信我终于到这里了。

I've waited for this moment for so long.

我等待这一刻等了很久。

Thank you, sir, for seeing me.

谢谢您，先生，见我。

I firmly believe that my services could be of great use to your organization.

我坚信我的服务对您的组织会非常有用。

Now, I know I was caught masturbating in the lobby of Stark Towers,

现在，我知道我被抓在斯塔克大厦大堂自慰，

but I can't show you that...

但我不能给你看...

I'm sorry. What was that?

对不起。那是什么？

No, I'm sorry.

不，对不起。

That's when you get those toy hulk hands, right?

那时你拿到那些玩具绿巨人手套，对吧？

And then you just look down and you just...

然后你只需低头看看，然后你只需...

You brace yourself and you ravaged.

你要做好准备，然后你就猛烈地攻击。

the midsection. I get it. Okay, thank you. The picture's painted. You get the gist.

中部。我明白了。好的，谢谢。画面已经清晰了。你明白了。

What exactly brings you here today? Why? Wow, okay. I care. I know I turn everything into a joke,

你今天究竟为什么来这里？为什么？哇，好的。我在乎。我知道我把一切都变成了笑话，

but I care. I want to use that feeling for something important. I want to matter to show my

但我在乎。我想利用那种感觉做一些重要的事情。我想要有意义，展示我的价值

girl that I matter. You know, I feel like I'm wasting the good stuff here. Is the man not going to be

你知道，我觉得我在这里浪费了好东西。难道这个男人不会出现吗？

Yes.

是的。

The man?

那个男人？

Yeah.

是的。

I should save this if he's going to...

如果他要的话，我应该保存这个...

As far as you're concerned right now, I'm the man.

就目前而言，我就是那个人。

No.

不。

The man is me.

这个人是我。

I am the man in this circumstance.

在这种情况下，我就是那个人。

And if you say, he doesn't do this kind of thing anymore.

如果你说，他不再做这种事情了。

Camios?

卡米奥斯？

Meetings.

会议。

Entry level.

初级。

Are you the chauffeur?

你是司机吗？

I...

我...

Common misconception.

常见误解。

I did begin my career as Mr. Stark to drive it,

我的职业生涯始于扮演史塔克先生，以推动它，

quickly pivoted to the head of security.

快速转向了安全负责人的位置。

The head of...

负责人...

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

是的，是的，是的，是的。

And why I am.

为什么我是。

vetting your resume, you seem to have left out whether or not you had any experience as a member of a team.

在审核您的简历时，您似乎忽略了您是否有团队成员经验。

Could you maybe add a little bit of perspective?

您可以加入一点透视吗？

No, yes.

不，是的。

I was special forces, but I was mainly I was team leader, founder, really, of X-Force.

我曾是特种部队，但主要是团队领袖，创始人，真的，X-Force 的创始人。

Sadly, they all perished in action.

不幸的是，他们都在行动中丧生了。

Oh, how exactly did that happen?

哦，这到底是怎么发生的？

Well, the police say gravity, but if just between us, they didn't test well in the focus group, particularly the cable.

嗯，警方说是重力，但如果只是我们之间，他们在焦点小组中测试结果不佳，尤其是电缆。

Oh, whoa, whoa, look, I can see this isn't going.

哦，哇，看，我可以看出这并不顺利。

Well, please stop writing.

好了，请停止写作。

Look, I'm just going, I want to be an Avenger.

瞧，我只是去，我想成为复仇者。

I want to be an Avenger.

我想成为复仇者。

Why do you want to be an Avenger?

你为什么想成为复仇者？

So look around you.

所以看看你周围。

I mean, they're the best of the best.

我是说，他们是最顶尖的。

And what they do matters.

他们所做的事情很重要。

I need to be an Avenger.

我需要成为复仇者。

My girl has kind of had it with my shtick.

我的女孩对我的把戏有点受够了。

And if I don't, you know, turn things around and do something with my gifts,

如果我不改变局面，发挥我的天赋，

I don't think it's going to really work out for me.

我觉得事情可能不会对我有好结果。

And I wouldn't.

我不会这样做。

Avengers are a very unique group of superheroes that stand for something

复仇者联盟是一群非常独特的超级英雄，他们代表着一种价值观

more than just fighting and wearing costumes.

不仅仅是战斗和穿着服装。

I mean, people look up to up to us.

我的意思是，人们仰望着我们。

Kids look up to us.

孩子们仰望着我们。

I'm sorry.

对不起。

Us?

我们？

I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger.

我不知道你是复仇者。

Avengers adjacent, technically.

从技术上讲，与复仇者有关。

What's your superpower?

你的超能力是什么？

Is it parallel parking?

这是平行停车吗？

I am so sorry.

对不起。

That was cruel.

那太残忍了。

I lash out when I'm nervous.

我紧张时会发脾气。

Won't happen again.

不会再发生了。

Let's cut to the chase, please.

让我们直奔主题吧，请。

You just said moments ago that you wanted to be an Avenger

你刚才说过你想成为复仇者

because you need it.

因为你需要它。

Yes, sir, I do.

是的，先生，我需要。

But the Avengers don't do the job because they need it.

但复仇者并不是因为他们需要而去做这份工作。

They do the job because people need them.

他们做这份工作是因为人们需要他们。

Do you see the job?

你看到这份工作了吗？

You see the distinction?

你看到区别了吗？

Yes.

是的。

Please, Mr. Hogan.

请，霍根先生。

I don't want to spend the rest of my life like an annoying one-trick point.

我不想像一个令人讨厌的单一技巧点一样度过余生。

You're standing.

你正在站着。

Yeah, now's the time that we stand.

是的，现在是我们站起来的时候。

The problem might be that you're reaching a little too high.

问题可能是你伸得有点太高了。

Aim for the middle and you'll never miss.

瞄准中间，你永远不会错过。

Right?

对吗？

I think you got a good heart, I believe what you're saying.

我觉得你心地善良，我相信你说的话。

But not everybody's the world-saving type.

但并非每个人都是拯救世界的类型。

I'm not, and I'm happy.

我不是，而且我很开心。

Right?

对吧？

I found my place.

我找到了我的位置。

Find your place.

找到你的位置。

All right, get back out there.

好的，回去吧。

We'll keep an eye.

我们会留意。

Good luck.

祝你好运。

Mm-hmm.

嗯。

Mm-hmm.

嗯。

Catch the car.

抓住车。

I want to hit Shake Shack.

我想去打 Shake Shack。

Rejection makes me hungry.

拒绝让我感到饥饿。

No, no, please.

不，不，请。

You know what they say?

你知道他们说的吗？

When one door closes, your locker at work opens.

当一扇门关闭时，你在工作中的储物柜就会打开。

Now let's go sell some certified.

现在让我们去卖一些认证车辆。

Pre-O vehicles, motherfucker.

预售车辆，混蛋。

Technically the carnival's not a minivan.

从技术上讲，嘉年华不是一辆小型面包车。

It's an MPV.

它是一辆 MPV。

So how does the Kia compare to the Honda Odyssey?

那么起亚和本田奥德赛相比如何？

The Odyssey? That's a great question.

奥德赛？这是一个很棒的问题。

It doesn't fucking suck.

它一点也不糟糕。

You know, you can answer the question without swearing.

你知道，你可以回答问题而不用说脏话。

I'm sorry. Tammy, I don't have kids.

对不起。坦米，我没有孩子。

Not that I haven't dream to that.

不是我没有梦想过那个。

I don't have a lot of vaginal sex.

我没有进行很多阴道性行为。

You'll get them next time, pal.

下次你会成功的，伙计。

Yeah.

是的。

And look, you can always go back to superheroing.

而且，你总是可以回到超级英雄的身份。

I mean, I know I'd like to see you back in the scene.

我是说，我知道我想看到你回到这个场景中。

I don't keep it in my locker so that I can wear it.

我不把它放在我的储物柜里，这样我就可以穿它。

Keep it in my locker in case we need the saddle up again.

把它放在我的储物柜里，以防我们再次需要鞍。

Hey, hey, hey.

嘿，嘿，嘿。

What are you doing in there?

你在那里做什么？

I'm done.

我完成了。

I'm done.

我完成了。

And I'm fine with being done.

我已经做好了。

Look, is sales the best match?

看，销售是最合适的吗？

Probably none.

可能没有。

Is this the life that I always imagined for myself?

这就是我一直想象中的生活吗？

Fuck, no.

操，不是。

This is the right fit for me.

这对我来说是合适的。

Sugar bear, it is.

糖熊，就是它了。

Okay, Mr. Wilson.

好的，威尔逊先生。

I'm just saying, once a month, we're just saying,

我只是说，每个月一次，我们只是在说，

and once a month we could go on a little mission.

每个月我们可以去执行一个小任务。

We're human beings.

我们是人类。

We crave purpose.

我们渴望目的。

After all, we're Deadpool.

毕竟，我们是死侍。

Please stop saying that.

请停止说那个。

We're not Deadpool.

我们不是死侍。

I'm not even Deadpool anymore.

我甚至不再是死侍了。

Well, if we're gonna have a mid-life crisis, go big.

好吧，如果我们要经历中年危机，就要大干一场。

A few years ago, a friend of mine got his nipples pierced

几年前，我的一个朋友穿了他的乳头

with a titanium chain that goes down

用一根钛链子

and attaches to his Van Johnson.

然后连接到他的范·约翰逊。

Are you feeling Grunple Stiltskin because it's your birthday?

你因为今天是你的生日而感到开心吗？

What?

什么？

Oh

哦

Surprise!

惊喜！

Alright!

好的！

You guys are lucky I'm not armed.

你们很幸运我没有武器。

Get in here.

进来。

So Ben, he gets out of the cap and you would not believe it.

所以本，他走出了帽子，你不会相信的。

I turn around and what do I find?

我转过身，我找到了什么？

Airpods.

Airpods。

Come on.

加油。

Crazy stories.

疯狂的故事。

Every time.

每次。

Come on.

加油。

Ringlepot.

林格尔波特。

Make any sales today?

今天有做任何销售吗？

You know, I didn't.

你知道，我不知道。

Did you sell any dream catchers on Etsy or whatever?

你在 Etsy 或其他地方卖过梦网吗？

or whatever it is that you do.

或者说你做的是什么。

I rents doing three days wait.

我租了三天等待。

I can't keep carrying you.

我不能一直背着你。

Relax.

放松。

I have the money.

我有钱。

I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.

我卖了一些我找到的旧血压药。

You're trying to kill me, motherfucker?

你想要杀了我，混蛋？

I'm not the one dousing everything insult, motherfucker.

我不是那个对一切都泼辱骂的人，混蛋。

I pray every day that Faya finds your body and finishes the job.

我每天都祈祷 Faya 找到你的尸体并完成任务。

God didn't have the nuts to do.

上帝没胆量去做。

That's hurtful.

这很伤人。

If you could hear the look on my face, you'd smell how sad I am.

如果你能听到我脸上的表情，你会闻到我有多难过。

You watching anything good?

你在看什么好东西吗？

Great British Rakeoff.

伟大的英国耙。

Oh, goddamn.

哦，该死。

Oh god damn. This just stood between me and suicide for 10 years. Those are my feelings on abortion, religious freedom, animal rights, privacy rights, vaccines, free market capitalism, globe climate change.

哦，该死。这只是在我和自杀之间挡住了我 10 年。这是我对堕胎、宗教自由、动物权利、隐私权、疫苗、自由市场资本主义、全球气候变化的感受。

No speaking lights a buck.

不说话点亮一只雄鹿。

Hi, you, Keel. Hi, Wade. Nice to think a clock shadow.

嗨，你，基尔。嗨，韦德。很高兴想象一个时钟的影子。

It's a summer balliage from the French. It's meant to mimic the natural highlights of the sun.

这是来自法国的夏季阳光。它旨在模仿太阳的自然高光。

It's a too-way. It's a hair system. I love your hair system, Wade. Thank you.

这是一个双向的。这是一个头发系统。我喜欢你的头发系统，韦德。谢谢。

Want to do some cocaine?

想要吸一些可卡因吗？

Hey, cocaine!

嘿，可卡因！

It's the one thing that Feigey said is off limits.

菲吉说的唯一禁忌。

What about Bolivian Marching Pounder?

玻利维亚行军磅。

They know all the slang terms.

他们知道所有的俚语。

They have a list.

他们有一个清单。

Even snowboarding?

连滑雪板都吗？

Even disco dust.

甚至迪斯科尘。

White girl interrupted?

白人女孩打断了吗？

Even forest bump.

甚至森林碰撞。

Focus.

焦点。

I wouldn't even try powdered gonuts.

我甚至不会尝试粉状甜甜圈。

Do you want to build a snowman?

你想堆雪人吗？

Yes.

是的。

But I can't.

但我不能。

Hole here.

这里有个洞。

Here?

这里？

Yes.

是的。

What happened?

发生了什么？

That's the buzz part.

那是兴奋的部分。

Thanks for coming.

谢谢你的到来。

Yeah.

是的。

How's work?

工作怎么样？

How's work?

工作怎么样？

Oh, I got a promotion.

哦，我升职了。

No way.

不可能。

Yeah.

是的。

It's my numbing middle management, but I'm happy.

这是我的麻木的中层管理，但我很开心。

That's great.

太好了。

You want to see him?

你想见他吗？

How are you?

你好吗？

Um, yeah.

嗯，是的。

A guy from work.

一个来自工作的人。

Dermann.

德曼。

He's kind.

他很善良。

Good.

好。

Likes to go hiking.

喜欢去远足。

Hasn't gotten me shot yet.

还没有让我中枪。

Well, it's the early days.

嗯，现在还是早期阶段。

How about you?

你呢？

You seeing anyone?

你有在和别人约会吗？

Hmm.

嗯。

No, no, I live in a one-bedroom apartment, share a bed with Blind Owl.

不，不，我住在一间卧室的公寓里，和盲眼猫共用一张床。

All right.

好的。

All right.

好的。

Happy birthday soon.

生日快乐，很快就到了。

Okay, okay, okay.

好的，好的，好的。

Birthdays.

生日。

Boy, every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed.

男孩，每一次绕月旋转都是一次全新的冒险。

Sun done us.

太阳照耀着我们。

Okay, rounderther.

好的，绕过去。

Where was I?

我在哪里？

The adventure of life.

生活的冒险。

Right. It's been a challenging few years.

是的。过去几年是具有挑战性的。

It's been a challenging few years.

过去几年是具有挑战性的。

I haven't seen you guys in a while.

我有一段时间没见到你们了。

Been through a lot, a change of life.

经历了很多，生活发生了变化。

Manipause?

更年期？

Are you improvving?

你在改进吗？

Mm-mm.

嗯。

I'm sorry that you had to see that, Yukiya.

对不起，由于你不得不看到那个，Yukiya。

But I'm happy.

但我很开心。

You know, that's because of each and every one of you.

你知道，这都是因为你们每一个人。

Guess what I'm trying to say is how proud I am,

我想说的是我有多自豪，

how grateful I am to be standing in a room

我有多感激能站在一个房间里

with every single person I love.

和我爱的每一个人在一起。

I'm the luckiest man alive.

我是世界上最幸运的人。

Make a wish, buddy.

许个愿望，伙计。

10-4, good buddy.

十分，好伙计。

Going down.

下去。

Lee Wilson?

李威尔逊？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Dancers.

舞者。

Depender must have ordered you.

依赖者一定已经命令过你了。

Are those supposed to be cop costumes?

那些是警察制服吗？

Never mind.

没关系。

Take your clothes off, but leave the helmets, and this isn't pretty woman.

脱掉衣服，但留下头盔，这不是《风月俏佳人》。

We're kissing, right?

我们在接吻，对吧？

What song do you guys normally dance too?

你们通常跳什么歌？

Is that supposed to be scary?

那是应该吓人的吗？

Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.

对我来说，戴胶带不算什么新鲜事，但对迪士尼来说是新鲜的。

Look, I've never been a natural bottom.

看，我从来不是一个天生的底部。

So we're going to take things real slow, and I want some crazy eye contact.

所以我们要慢慢来，我想要一些疯狂的眼神交流。

Not you, you.

不是你，是你。

Can't see your eyes through the mask, but I can feel them.

透过口罩看不到你的眼睛，但我能感觉到它们。

We're going to move on down the hallway so we can spare a cleanup on aisle asshole.

我们要沿着走廊继续前进，这样我们就可以避免在混蛋通道上清理。

How's everyone feel about this planet?

大家对这个星球有什么感觉？

I don't like you.

我不喜欢你。

Yes, let's hold on to that attitude, and we're going to do it angry.

是的，让我们保持这种态度，我们会生气地做。

Mr. Wilson.

威尔逊先生。

You appear to have soiled yourself well unconscious.

你看起来已经失禁了，昏迷不醒。

I was unconscious. Who are you?

我昏迷了。你是谁？

I go by the name of Paradox, Mr. Paradox, and you're sitting here at the TVA, the Time Variance Authority.

我叫做悖论先生，悖论先生，你现在坐在时间管理局，时空管理局。

We're really a watchdog organization, except we're more light-hearted than that sounds with sort of throwback ironic twist.

我们实际上是一个看门狗组织，只不过我们比听起来更轻松，带有一种复古的讽刺意味。

And we're in charge of defending what's known as the sacred timeline.

而且我们负责捍卫所谓的神圣时间线。

Holy fuck, that is a shit ton of exposition for a three-quel.

天啊，这对于第三部影片来说是一大堆铺垫。

I used Cable's time machine, brought a couple of people back to life, then I destroyed it.

我使用了 Cable 的时间机器，让几个人复活，然后我摧毁了它。

That was a long time.

那是很久以前的事了。

Yes, we're aware of your abuse, of your timeline.

是的，我们知道你对时间线的滥用。

You were so abusive of it.

你对它太过分了。

Uh, no, it has nothing to do with that.

呃，不，这与那无关。

Walk with me.

跟我走。

I brought you here, Mr. Wilson, to tell you that you're special.

我把你带到这里，威尔逊先生，是为了告诉你，你是特别的。

In fact, you've been chosen for a higher purpose, a purpose unclear even to me.

事实上，你被选中承担更高的使命，一个连我自己都不太清楚的使命。

But one that could save the entire sacred timeline from a possibly grisly fate sometime in the future,

但这个使命可能会在未来的某个时刻拯救整个神圣的时间线，使其免于可能的悲惨命运。

which may very well need to be avenged.

这可能需要报仇。

This sacred timeline, I assume I'm going to marvel at how cinematic it feels, gratuitous scammions,

这个神圣的时间线，我想我会惊叹于它的电影感，过度的 scammions，

indiscriminate use of variance, the whole package.

任意使用差异，整个套餐。

You can be a hero among the heroes.

你可以成为英雄中的英雄。

We've been surveilling you for quite a while.

我们已经对你进行了相当长时间的监视。

Subway station.

地铁站。

The TVA up post, yes.

TVA 的岗位，是的。

And what is that?

那是什么？

Hmm?

嗯？

Is that me? Is that Thor?

那是我吗？那是索尔吗？

Is he crying?

他在哭吗？

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

别急于下结论。

That happens in the distant future.

那发生在遥远的未来。

Why is they crying?

为什么他们在哭？

Do you not speak to her?

你不和她说话吗？

Stop that.

别那样。

Eyes on me.

看着我。

I brought you here to offer you an opportunity.

我带你来这里是为了给你一个机会。

The opportunity you sought years ago, but for which you were not ready.

你多年前追求的机会，但当时你还不准备好。

We believe you're ready now.

我们相信你现在已经准备好了。

Ready for a chance to leave your timeline.

准备好离开你的时间线的机会。

and join the greatest universe of all I'm about to give you the thing you've always wanted.

并加入所有我即将给你的最伟大的宇宙，你一直想要的东西。

I smell what you're stepping in.

我闻到你踩过的东西的味道。

The power in the Marvel Universe is about to change forever.

漫威宇宙中的力量即将永远改变。

I am a Messiah.

我是弥赛亚。

I am...

我是...

Excuse me, Virginia.

对不起，弗吉尼亚。

She's gonna go.

她要走了。

Suck it, Fox.

吸它，狐狸。

I'm born in Disneyland.

我出生在迪士尼乐园。

Get fucked!

去死吧！

Where do I sign?

我在哪里签名？

Oh, it's an idea for paperwork.

噢，这是一份文件的想法。

Good. Not to brag, but I do not read.

好。不是吹牛，但我不读书。

There is one thing I will need, though.

不过，有一件事我会需要。

Oh, fuck off.

哦，滚蛋。

Adorn me, beardo.

给我装饰一下，大胡子。

FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it.

顺便说一句，你的裁缝是个捕食者，但我喜欢。

Snub, no camel toe, new car smell,

不理睬，没有驼趾，新车味，

and adamantium katanas?

以及钢铁刀？

You shouldn't have.

你不应该。

Go ahead.

请吧。

Take it in.

收起来。

And yes, your underwear is getting.

是的，你的内裤变紧了。

Your underwear is getting tighter.

你的内裤变得更紧了。

That guy knows what I'm talking about.

那家伙知道我在说什么。

His clothes say middle management, but his eyes say fucky, fucky.

他的衣服显示出中层管理，但他的眼睛却说着混蛋，混蛋。

Yes, you look very nice.

是的，你看起来很漂亮。

Nice?

好吗？

Your buddy here is ready to throw it all away from me.

你的伙伴准备把一切都抛弃给我。

You calling your wife?

你在给你的妻子打电话吗？

HR.

人力资源。

Is your wife working HR?

你的妻子在做人力资源工作吗？

I'm really glad you're taking this so well.

我真的很高兴你这么顺利地接受了这个。

Oh, I'm taking it well.

哦，我处理得很好。

I have never had a problem traveling for work.

我从未在工作旅行中遇到问题。

That said, we should talk vacation days.

话虽如此，我们应该谈谈休假日。

I'm more of a one-week-on, one-week-off kind of guy.

我更倾向于一周工作一周休息的方式。

I think it's what they do in Denmark.

我觉得这是他们在丹麦所做的事情。

You know, you'll never see a Danish flag.

你知道，在丹麦你永远看不到丹麦国旗。

in the moon but god damn it they're happy now let's power up your little Amazon

在月球上，但该死，他们现在很开心，现在让我们给你的小亚马逊加油

fire phone there and sit me back home so I can let my friends know that they've

火手机在那里，把我送回家，这样我就可以告诉我的朋友们，他们已经升级为门徒了，是的，我觉得你还不太明白

been upgraded to disciples yeah I don't think you quite understand you will

你将

not be returning to your home because there will be no home to return to come

由于没有家可回，你将不会回到家里来

again this time in my ears this is your universe mr. Wilson that is what

再次，这一次在我的耳边，这是你的宇宙，威尔逊先生，那就是发生的事情

happens when a universe loses their anchor being see

当一个宇宙失去了他们的锚点时会发生什么

how it decays from the inside. This is how a reality dies.

它是如何从内部腐烂的。这就是现实如何死去的方式。

What's an anchor being? An anchor being is an entity of such vital importance that when

锚定者是什么？锚定者是一个至关重要的实体，当他们死去时，他们的整个世界慢慢消失。你刚刚赢得了

they die, their whole world slowly withers out of existence. You've just won the

他们的整个世界慢慢消失。你刚刚赢得了

lottery because I didn't die. It's just a little mid-life crisis. I'm better now.

因为我没死，所以我中了彩票。这只是一点中年危机。我现在好多了。

Oh my god. Oh, I love to laugh. Can you imagine if you were the anchor being?

天哪。哦，我喜欢笑。你能想象如果你是新闻主播会怎样吗？

Yeah.

是的。

No, it isn't you, Mr. Wilson.

不，这不是你，威尔逊先生。

Your anchor being died in an act of self-sacrifice so epic

你的锚在一次如此史诗般的自我牺牲中去世

that it sent shivers down the timeline.

以至于它在时间线上引起了颤栗。

I am referring, of course, to...

当然，我指的是...

Logan.

洛根。

The Wolverine.

金刚狼。

Don't be on it.

别在上面。

Logan.

洛根。

Of course.

当然。

Logan!

洛根！

The guy will forks for hands!

那家伙会用叉子做手！

That Wolverine?

那是金刚狼吗？

Yeah, I got it.

是的，我明白了。

You can turn your retro graphics of death off now.

你现在可以关闭你的复古死亡图形了。

Make it stop.

停下来。

We're not doing it, Mr. Wilson.

我们不会这样做，威尔逊先生。

We certainly can't stop it.

我们肯定无法阻止它。

How long have we got?

我们还有多久？

In most cases, a couple thousand years.

在大多数情况下，大约几千年。

Well, sweet.

好的，甜美。

Most cases aren't fast enough.

大多数情况不够快。

Not for me.

不适合我。

What does that mean?

这是什么意思？

It means that I have been tasked

这意味着我被指派了

with overseeing the end of your universe,

负责监督你宇宙的终结，

and regardless of what the pencil pushers upstairs would prefer,

无论楼上的文书官们喜欢什么，

I will not waste my life watching it die slowly.

我不会浪费我的生命看着它慢慢死去。

watching it die slowly of natural causes.

看着它自然地慢慢死去。

We used to just prune these things.

我们过去只是修剪这些东西。

Simple, elegant, efficient.

简单、优雅、高效。

But I'm told the TVA doesn't like to do that anymore.

但我听说 TVA 不再喜欢这样做了。

Well, I do.

嗯，我是的。

And no matter what my so-called superior say,

无论我的所谓上级说什么，

the multiverse does not need a babysitter.

多元宇宙不需要保姆。

We need a mercy killer.

我们需要一个安乐死者。

And in this instance, I am the mercy killer.

在这种情况下，我就是那个安乐死者。

What in the McGuffin is that?

麦格芬是什么东西？

That's a time-ripper for Mr. Wilson.

这对威尔逊先生来说是一个时间撕裂者。

An accelerant.

一种加速剂。

Once completed, it will allow me.

一旦完成，它将允许我。

to destroy the space-time matrix of your universe.

摧毁你们宇宙的时空矩阵。

You see, I don't want to work for the TVA.

你看，我不想为时间管理局工作。

I want to be the TVA.

我想成为时间管理局。

And the first step involves showing this organization

第一步涉及展示这个组织

how much more efficient it can become to wit.

它可以变得更加高效

I would be giving your universe a swift and compassionate end.

我会给你的宇宙一个迅速而富有同情心的结局

And don't worry, your friends won't feel a thing.

别担心，你的朋友们一点感觉都不会有。

It'll be over just like this.

就会结束，就像这样。

Oh, what's that?

哦，那是什么？

Eh?

嗯？

Trust me.

相信我。

You're gonna old yellow in my fucking universe.

你会在我这个该死的宇宙里老得发黄。

In your parlance, yes.

在你的说法中，是的。

Two in the heart, one in the head.

心中有二，头中有一。

Look, Mr. Wilson, you have two choices.

威尔逊先生，看，你有两个选择。

You can either rejoin your loved ones and collectively cease to exist in, I'd say, 72 hours, or you join the sacred timeline and you end your days of insignificance and mediocrity.

你可以选择与你所爱的人团聚，共同在我会说的 72 小时内消失，或者加入神圣的时间线，结束你那无足轻重和平庸的日子。

Wade, Wade, you can finally, finally matter.

韦德，韦德，你终于，终于可以重要起来了。

That's all I've ever really won.

那是我真正赢得的一切。

I know. I know.

我知道。我知道。

And, you know, I'm nothing, if not morally flexible.

而且，你知道，如果不是道德上灵活的话，我什么都不是。

Morally flexible.

道德上灵活。

Hmm?

嗯？

Yep.

是的。

Yep.

是的。

Yep.

是的。

I'll do it.

我会做的。

Wise choice.

明智的选择。

Sacred time nights are happy to have you.

神圣的时光之夜很高兴有你。

I was talking about finding the Wolverine and breaking your fucking nose.

我在谈论找到金刚狼并打断你该死的鼻子。

Ah.

啊。

Give up forever to touch you.

放弃永远触摸你。

Because I know that you feel...

因为我知道你的感受...

Yeah.

是的。

Find him.

找到他。

Find him!

找到他！

Find him!

找到他！

And boy did he ever!

他真的找到了！

Which brings us back to this.

这让我们回到了这一点。

The desecration of the sacred corpse.

对神圣尸体的亵渎。

Ah!

啊！

Oh, my god!

哦，我的天！

Oh, fern!

哦，蕨类植物！

Oh, fern!

哦，蕨类植物！

Oh, no!

哦，不！

Now we're talking!

现在我们在谈论！

I'm like this!

我就是这样！

I'm sorry!

对不起！

Sorry, wolver eating is hard.

抱歉，狼吃东西很难。

Megan, stop!

梅根，停下！

Mangold tried!

曼戈尔很努力！

You sick, fuck!

你病了，混蛋！

Milton was a hero!

密尔顿是一个英雄！

And the only thing worth a ship to ever come out of Canada.

加拿大出产的唯一值得一艘船的东西。

Get my country's name out of your fucking mouth.

把我国的名字从你嘴里滚出去。

And my sword.

还有我的剑。

Give it that.

给它那个。

Oh, I gotta find me another Logan.

哦，我得找到另一个洛根。

A live one.

一个活的。

Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself out.

伙计们，不用起来，我自己走。

Logan!

洛根！

I'm gonna need you to come with me.

我需要你跟我来。

Who's asking?

谁在问？

Well, look at this little Harry Loretton.

哇，看看这个小哈利·洛雷顿。

Did you stick the landing goal guy?

你粘住了着陆目标吗？

Yes, you did, comic accurate short king.

是的，你做到了，漫画准确的矮个子国王。

Such a cute widow, woeby.

这样一个可爱的寡妇，令人痛心。

Cue the fucking montage.

开始该死的蒙太奇。

Baby.

宝贝。

Oh boy, everything seems to be on fire.

哦，天哪，一切似乎都在着火。

Do you have a dragon?

你有一条龙吗？

Ooh, you have anchor being ripped all over.

哦，你的锚似乎被撕裂了。

Oh, that's the whole goddamn package right there.

哦，那就是整个该死的包裹。

I'm just auditioning anchor beans.

我只是在试镜主播豆。

Oh, that's gonna need some coconut oil.

哦，那需要一些椰子油。

Fuck.

该死。

Are you okay?

你没事吧？

Oh, yes, yes.

哦，是的，是的。

Plastic John Byrne Brown and tan.

塑料约翰·伯恩，棕色和棕褐色。

Now, you fought the Hulk in this outfit, no?

现在，你穿着这身装备和绿巨人打过架，对吧？

No.

不。

I'm Marvel Jesus, you tell creature that one.

我是漫威的耶稣，你告诉那个生物那个。

Yeah!

是的！

Not you.

不是你。

Don't need to be on.

不需要开启。

Don't need to be on.

不需要开启。

Not you.

不是你。

We're just going in a different direction.

我们只是朝着不同的方向前进。

You know, from behind, you look a little bit like Henry.

你知道吗，从后面看，你有点像亨利。

Oh, my fuck!

哦，我的天！

The Cavalrene.

卡瓦莱尼。

The legends are true.

传说是真实的。

And may I say, sir, on behalf of all humanity,

并且我可以说，先生，代表全人类，

this just feels right.

这感觉就对了。

We will treat you so much better than those shit fucks down the street.

我们会对你好得多，比街对面那些混蛋们好多了。

You were just leaving.

你刚要离开。

No, sir.

不，先生。

Not while the fate of my universe is a...

当我的宇宙命运还未确定时...

This one looks promising.

这个看起来很有希望。

Down you go.

你下去吧。

Again.

再次。

I told you, you're not welcome here.

我告诉过你，你在这里不受欢迎。

You're not welcome anywhere.

你在任何地方都不受欢迎。

Now get the fuck out of my bar.

现在滚出我的酒吧。

Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.

给我再来一杯酒，然后我就走。

That's not how it works.

这不是这样运作的。

It does now. Leave the bottle.

现在是这样的。把瓶子留下。

I know you, Bub.

我认识你，伙计。

Nope. But I know you.

不是。但我认识你。

Everybody knows me.

每个人都认识我。

I'm the Wolverine.

我是金刚狼。

Yes, you are.

是的，你就是。

And I'm gonna meet you to come with me right now.

我现在要见你，跟我一起来。

Look, lady, I'm not interested.

看，女士，我对此不感兴趣。

Really getting into your cups, sir?

先生，您真的喝多了吗？

Why would I go?

为什么我要去？

with you. Because, unfortunately, I need you, and even more unfortunately, my entire world needs

跟你。因为，不幸的是，我需要你，更不幸的是，我的整个世界需要你。

you. You're too going to fuck or fight? You're going to take that from him? Yep. I can tell you

你是要搞事还是打架？你要从他那里拿走吗？是的。我可以告诉你。

that sort of don't get too close, I'll only break your heart vibe going here, but every other

这种不要靠得太近，我只会伤害你的心情在这里，但其他每个

Wolverine would have really hurt me by now, and I'm sort of on the tick-tick, so upsie-dazy, hear me come.

狼人现在应该已经伤害了我，我有点急急忙忙，听我来了。

Whiskey dig with the claws. It's quite common at Wolverines over 40.

威士忌用爪子挖。在 40 岁以上的狼人中很常见。

You don't want this. You're right. I got it. And you don't want this.

你不想要这个。你是对的。我明白了。而且你也不想要这个。

Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead, I suggest you reconsider.

除非你想通过你该死的额头深呼吸，我建议你重新考虑。

Let's go, Peanut.

走吧，花生。

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Watch this morning.

哦，哦，哦，哦。看这个早晨。

All right. That will. Easy.

好的。那会。容易。

Good God. Thirsty little honey badger, aren't you?

天啊。你是个口渴的小蜜獾，不是吗？

It's okay. Keep going.

没关系。继续前进。

audiences are accustomed to long run times.

观众习惯了长时间的播放。

I guess you'll have to do.

我猜你就得这么做了。

Okay.

好的。

Oh, look at those jammies.

哦，看看那些睡衣。

That only took 20 fucking years.

那只花了 20 年的时间。

One anchovine coming right up.

一只凤尾鱼马上就来。

On your last baby girl!

在你最后的小女孩！

This slogan is the same. He can do anything even musicals.

这个口号是一样的。他甚至可以做音乐剧。

Bonus, he's actually wearing a costume like he's not embarrassed to be.

而且，他实际上穿着像他不觉得尴尬一样的服装。

a superhero movie for once.

一次超级英雄电影。

I don't understand.

我不明白。

You said my universe is dying because this sack of nuts

你说我的宇宙正在死因为这一袋坚果。

got himself killed.

他自己找死。

Well, problem solved.

嗯，问题解决了。

My God.

我的天。

You actually think you can replace an anchor being

你真的认为你可以用这个来替换一个锚点吗。

with this.

与此。

I wouldn't have accepted any other wolverine B.T. Dub's,

我不会接受任何其他金刚狼 B.T. Dub's，

but you have outdone yourself and brought me the worst wolverine.

但你已经超越了自己，给我带来了最糟糕的狼人。

What do you mean the worst one?

你说的是最糟糕的哪一个？

Mr. Wilson, this wolverine let down his entire world.

威尔逊先生，这只狼人让整个世界失望了。

He's the stuff of legend, but not in a good way.

他是传说中的人物，但并非好的方面。

And what he did, well, some things are just beyond forgiveness.

他所做的事情，有些事情是无法原谅的。

Okay, how do I, how do I make this right?

好吧，我该怎么做，我该怎么弥补这个错误？

I can be, I'll do anything.

我可以，我会做任何事。

I gave you a chance and greatness.

我给了你一个机会和伟大。

Because my superiors deemed you special.

因为我的上级认为你很特别。

Clearly not special in a good way,

明显不是以好的方式特别，

but apparently you have some important future purpose to serve.

但显然你有一些重要的未来目的要履行。

With Thor, he holds me.

与索尔一起，他拥抱着我。

But I did my duty.

但我尽了我的责任。

I gave you the opportunity to be somebody.

我给了你成为某人的机会。

And instead of accepting my offering with huge,

但你没有接受我的慷慨，

humility and gratitude, you broke my nose.

谦卑和感恩，你打断了我的鼻子。

Ah, it looks great.

啊，看起来很棒。

Are you decimated dozens of my men

你消灭了我数十名手下吗？

with the exhumed corpse of a hero,

随着一个英雄的被挖掘尸体，

suffering not only his remains, but his memory?

受苦的不仅仅是他的遗体，还有他的记忆？

What, the internet?

什么，互联网？

Your world is dying.

你的世界正在垂死。

Thank you very much.

非常感谢。

And there's no stopping it.

而且它无法停止。

The main thing to do is to make it quick.

主要的事情是要快点。

Is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish?

想到蒸发我的宇宙会让你觉得饿吗？

I'm eating my feelings.

我在用吃东西来排解情绪。

I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about

我即将失去我所关心的一切

because that hairy thunder-cunt from down undercut

因为那个来自下面的毛茸茸的雷霆婊子终于死了

finally dies, and he's standing right to

他站在那里

behind me, isn't he? Welcome to the MCU, by the way. You're joining at a bit of a low point.

他在我后面，对吧？顺便欢迎来到 MCU。你加入的时机有点糟糕。

As for you, I want to talk to your boss. I want you to get him on the phone and you tell him,

至于你，我想和你的老板谈谈。我要你给他打电话，告诉他，

her, or them that Marvel H. Christ isn't playing. Holy shit. I just heard a symphony of buttholes

她，或者他们，漫威 H.基督不是在开玩笑。天啊。我刚刚听到了一首肛门的交响乐。

clenching all at once. You're off grid. Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here.

一次性紧握。你们脱离了网格。你们的老板不知道你们这些变态在这里做什么。

Well, I'll tell you what? I have a black belt in Karen and I'm going to go upstairs and I'm

好吧，我告诉你什么？我在卡伦领带上有黑带，我要上楼去了。

You're gonna tell him all about you?

你要告诉他关于你的一切吗？

Oh, silence is nice, isn't it?

噢，安静真好，不是吗？

Really, fuck did he go?

真的，他去哪里了？

To the trash sheet.

去垃圾堆。

You'll fit right in.

你会很合群的。

That was close.

太危险了。

Don't just stand there, you ape.

别站在那里，你这猿猴。

Give me a head off.

给我一个头。

Nope, I'm actually okay, thank you very much.

不，我其实还好，非常感谢你。

Where are we?

我们在哪里？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Looks kind of mad maxi.

看起来有点疯狂。

But that would be IP infringement, right?

但那会侵犯知识产权，对吧？

Fucking jocks.

该死的运动员。

jokes.

笑话。

What are you even listening back there?

你在后面到底在听什么？

We don't make it back to that Mr. Paradox, asshole.

我们不会回到那个悖论先生，混蛋。

Everyone I know is gonna die.

我认识的每个人都会死。

No, my fucking problem.

不，这不是我的问题。

Is that all you got?

你就这点本事吗？

Is that what you said when your world went to shit?

当你的世界变得一团糟时，你是这么说的吗？

Come again.

请再说一遍。

Yeah, I heard all about you.

是的，我听说过你的一切。

And you screwed up everything.

你把一切搞砸了。

You should be thanking me for pulling you out of that bed you shitted.

你应该感谢我把你从那张你拉屎的床上拉出来。

Oh, you backstabber inside of the way.

哦，你这个背叛者在路中间。

Are you ready to be calm now?

你准备好冷静下来了吗？

Are you ready to be calm now?

你准备好冷静下来了吗？

Rest in pieces, Fox.

碎成碎片，狐狸。

I don't want to fight you, Peanut.

我不想和你打架，花生。

Doesn't matter what you did.

你做了什么都无所谓。

I just need your help.

我只需要你的帮助。

I don't fucking care.

我才不在乎呢。

Uh-oh.

哦哦。

Fuck, this is gonna hurt.

该死，这会很疼。

Alright!

好的！

Fuck it!

该死！

Let's give the people what they came for.

让我们给观众他们想要的。

Let's fucking go.

让我们去吧。

Get your special sock out, nerds.

拿出你们的特殊袜子，书呆子们。

It's gonna get good.

事情会变得很有趣。

I can see you grow your fucking head back.

我看得见你的该死的头又长回来了。

I can fix it.

我可以修好它。

I can fix it.

我可以修好它。

Whatever it is that you did, whatever it means you so bad,

无论你做了什么，无论它意味着你如此糟糕，

those bricks!

那些砖头！

In the TBA you hurt them.

在 TBA 中你伤害了它们。

They have the power to end my universe, but they also have the power to change yours.

他们有能力结束我的宇宙，但他们也有能力改变你的。

We get back there, and we can fix your world together.

我们回到那里，我们可以一起修复你的世界。

I promise

我保证

They can fix it

他们可以修好它

Hey!

嘿！

We fight each other, we lose.

我们互相打架，我们会输。

Dear God, it's him.

亲爱的上帝，是他。

Who?

谁？

No what?

不是什么？

The superhero equivalent to comfort food

超级英雄相当于舒适食物

Or Molly.

或者莫莉。

White guys answer to all the disappointments

白人男性对所有失望的回应

and another A-lister.

还有另一位知名人士。

Fair warning, gorgeous.

注意，美丽。

You're going to encounter some indelicate language,

你将会遇到一些粗鲁的用语，

a smidge of ass play,

一点点的肛门游戏，

but we've been thrown...

但我们被扔了……

Eminent!

卓越！

From using cocaine on camera.

在镜头前使用可卡因。

They're coming.

他们来了。

Who's they?

他们是谁？

A superhero lid.

一个超级英雄。

Stay close.

保持接近。

Aye, I, Captain.

是的，我，船长。

Got this.

搞定了。

Cassandra is gonna be giddy when she sees what we caught.

当卡桑德拉看到我们捉到的东西时，她会很兴奋的。

You can't run.

你跑不了。

Everybody knows that.

每个人都知道。

You see anyone running, Dick for brains?

你看见有人在跑吗，脑袋有问题的家伙？

You're not gonna love what happens next.

你不会喜欢接下来会发生的事情。

Oh, my God.

哦，天啊。

Oh my God, he's gonna say it.

哦，天啊，他要说了。

Oh my God, he's gonna say it!

哦，天啊，他要说了！

Hey what?

嘿，什么？

Avengers!

复仇者联盟！

Play them on!

继续播放！

I'm sorry, what now?

对不起，现在怎么了？

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Wait!

等一下！

Wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等。

We thought we did.

我们以为我们做了。

I know you.

我认识你。

Holy shit.

天啊。

Zabertooth.

齿虎。

Your brother.

你的兄弟。

Ready to die!

准备好死！

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

等一下，等一下，等一下，等一下，等一下。

Time!

时间！

You look ridiculous.

你看起来很荒谬。

People have waited.

人们已经等待了。

decades for this fighting. It's not gonna be easy. Maybe nice, shoot the double, take him down, side control, then full mount, and you ground and pound till he makes no sound because he's dead.

几十年来一直在进行这场战斗。这不会容易。也许很好，射击双杀，将他击倒，侧控制，然后全控制，你击打地面直到他发出声音，因为他已经死了。

Shut the fuck on. Oh my god. Okay, good luck. I'm a huge fan.

闭嘴。我的天啊。好的，祝你好运。我是一个忠实的粉丝。

What is it, girl? Is there trouble at the well?

小姑娘，怎么了？井那里出了问题吗？

Oh, big trouble.

噢，大麻烦。

Behold!

瞧！

The head of your precious queen, Furiosa!

你宝贵女王的头，弗里奥莎！

I have the Wolverine.

我有金刚狼。

I alone control her.

只有我控制她。

You come for me!

你是为了我而来！

You come for her!

你是为了她而来！

So sorry, I know it's pronounced him.

很抱歉，我知道应该念他。

I'm genderblind.

我不分性别。

It's my cross to bear.

这是我的负担。

Who's next?

下一个是谁？

Tone!

音调！

You're a...

你是一个...

God of Thunder.

雷神。

What was I asleep?

我是不是睡着了？

Not all of you was asleep.

你们当中并不是所有人都睡着了。

Don't bother. They're very thorough.

别管了。他们非常仔细。

You know where we are, start talking.

你知道我们在哪里，开始说话。

You're in the void.

你在虚空中。

Think of it as purgatory.

把它看作炼狱。

Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard.

里德称之为形而上学的垃圾场。

Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever.

任何无用之物都会在被永远消灭之前被送到那里。

And where the TBA sends people that don't play nice with the rest of the

也是 TBA 送那些不与其他人和睦相处的人的地方。

of the multiverse.

多元宇宙。

Like you.

像你。

And you.

和你。

What does the annihilating?

什么是湮灭？

Alliant.

联盟。

Alliant is in this thing?

联盟在这个东西里？

From Loki, Season 1, Episode 5?

来自《洛基》，第 1 季，第 5 集？

Everyone here's on the run from Aliot.

这里的每个人都在逃离阿里奥特。

Most don't make it.

大多数人都无法幸存。

There's a resistance, though.

然而，有一些抵抗。

Other people like us that manage to survive.

其他像我们一样设法生存下来的人。

They're hiding out of the border lanes,

他们藏匿在边境巷道中。

trying to find a way the fuck out of here.

试图找到一条他妈的出路。

And that's where we go.

那就是我们要去的地方。

We?

我们？

Us?

我们？

A team?

一个团队？

The answer is yes.

答案是肯定的。

Shake us.

摇晃我们。

Fuck!

该死！

I'm a tip with a little steak knife.

我是一个带着小牛排刀尖的小费。

These others can help us get back to the TVA.

这些其他人可以帮助我们回到 TVA。

They can fix things.

他们可以修复事物。

Something funny, Bob?

有趣的事情，鲍勃？

She might have something to say about that.

她可能对此有话要说。

Who's she?

她是谁？

In the void, you're either food for a lion

在虚空中，你要么成为狮子的食物。

or you work for her.

或者你为她工作。

All right, finally aged.

好的，终于成熟了。

Oh, you must finish your juggerna, thank you.

哦，你必须完成你的巨型机器，谢谢。

I'd keep your voices down.

请保持安静。

She don't like Chudder.

她不喜欢查德。

She's going to love you.

她会喜欢你的。

That's not going to go over well with the woke mob.

这不会得到“觉醒者”群体的好评。

A Wolverine.

狼人。

I wondered when I'd get one of you.

我想知道什么时候我会遇到你。

You're one of Xavier's.

你是泽维尔的一员。

You know him?

你认识他吗？

You know Chuck?

你认识查克吗？

Oh, I knew him.

哦，我认识他。

We shared a wound, tried to strangle the sly little fellow with my umbilical cord.

我们分享了一个伤口，试图用脐带勒死那个狡猾的小家伙。

Amen.

阿门。

I've never loved roommates.

我从未爱过室友。

Mine's blind.

我的室友是盲人。

Except she could see cocaine for some reason.

除了她不知何故能看到可卡因。

You want to chime in, Your Majesty?

陛下，您想插话吗？

I'm dying here.

我快不行了。

Who are you?

你是谁？

Charles Xavier's twin, Cassandra Nova.

查尔斯·泽维尔的孪生兄弟，卡桑德拉·诺瓦。

I was an anal birth.

我是通过肛门分娩的。

You two are cute.

你们两个很可爱。

I have a good feeling about this.

我对此有好感。

And I've been trying to catch this little firefly for years.

我已经试图捉住这只小萤火虫多年了。

Haven't I, Johnny?

对吧，约翰尼？

You picked the wrong time to make new friends.

你选错时间交新朋友了。

Oh, Johnny told this all about you.

哦，约翰尼都告诉我关于你的事。

Maybe shut up now.

或许现在闭嘴吧。

Yeah, maybe don't.

是的，也许不要。

We're just talking here.

我们只是在这里交谈。

Johnny told us you're a psychotic, megalomaniacal asshole.

约翰尼告诉我们，你是一个精神病患者，狂妄自大的混蛋。

His words not mine.

他的话，不是我的。

Hell bent on domination and pain.

为了统治和痛苦而疯狂。

You said all that above me.

你说的一切都在我之上。

No.

不。

No!

不！

No!

不！

How do you say, any...

你怎么说，任何...

It's in stones, Johnny!

约翰尼，它在石头里！

I'll let her intimidate you.

我会让她吓到你。

Like you said in the convoy,

就像你在护送中说的那样，

this finger-licking, dead inside,

这个让人垂涎欲滴，内心空虚，

pixie slab of third-rate,

三流的小精灵块，

dime store nut milk can eat your delicious cinnamon ring

便宜货坚果奶可以吃掉你美味的肉桂圈

and kick rocks all the way to ball.

一路踢石头到球。

I have never said any of those words in my entire life.

我一生中从未说过这些话。

The modesty.

谦虚。

People think I'm a shit topper, but this guy?

人们认为我是个糟糕的顶级人选，但这家伙呢？

Next level.

下一个层次。

What?

什么？

This...

这个...

I don't even know what that means.

我甚至不知道那是什么意思。

My hat's off to you, sir, truly.

先生，我向您致敬，真心的。

This, I didn't, that's...

这个，我不知道，那个是...

I, I, I don't...

我，我，我不...

Not my favorite Chris.

不是我最喜欢的克里斯。

You stupid piece of shit.

你这个愚蠢的狗屎。

You just got him fucking killed.

你刚刚害死了他。

Hey, we're all grieving.

嘿，我们都在悲伤。

Grievin. P.S. Do you know what he was doing with a budget?

悲伤。另外，你知道他在做什么预算吗？

A life is hungry.

一生都在饥饿。

There's been some kind of mistake. Big Yellow is a backup anchor being, and I'm Marvel Jesus.

出现了某种错误。大黄是备用锚定器，而我是漫威耶稣。

MJ and you're nasty. This may be hard to hear, but there's another British villain.

MJ，你很讨厌。这可能听起来很难听，但还有另一个英国恶棍。

He's going to destroy my universe and I'm going to stop him.

他要摧毁我的宇宙，我会阻止他。

Oh honey, you don't really strike me as a world-saving type. Did I hear to love?

噢，亲爱的，你不像是拯救世界的类型。我听到爱了吗？

I didn't want it to come to this. Either you help us, or my friend here is going to sing me a

我不想让事情发展到这一步。要么你帮助我们，要么我的朋友会给我唱一首歌。

entire second act of music man with zero warm-up.

音乐剧《音乐之声》第二幕完全没有热身。

Where'd you get the chair?

你从哪里弄来的椅子？

Once in a while, I do get a trial through here.

偶尔，我确实会通过这里进行一次试验。

Never mind, no. No.

没关系，不，不。

He didn't care to find me.

他不在乎找到我。

Ah, Gen Z, they're trauma bragging.

啊，Z 世代，他们在炫耀创伤。

Can't you just stuff it down, turn it into accomplishment or cancer like the rest of us?

你能不能像我们其他人一样把它压下去，把它变成成就或癌症？

But I'm not like the rest of you.

但我不像你们其他人。

Except maybe the Wolverine.

也许除了金刚狼。

Now we could be truly terrifying together.

现在我们可以真正一起变得可怕。

You're that scary, huh?

你那么可怕，是吗？

The TVA certainly thought so.

时空管理局显然是这么认为的。

They sent me here before I could walk.

在我学步之前他们就把我送到这里了。

And you know it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

你知道这是发生在我身上最好的事情。

I love it here.

我喜欢这里。

You live in a garbage dump.

你住在垃圾场。

I think we both know who lives in the garbage dump.

我想我们都知道谁住在垃圾场。

The void is a paradise.

虚空是一个天堂。

I can wield my power here without shame.

我可以在这里毫不羞耻地运用我的力量。

Unfortunately, I had no Charles Xavier to teach me temperance.

不幸的是，我没有查尔斯·泽维尔来教导我节制。

What about your child?

你的孩子呢？

Did he protect you?

他保护过你吗？

Did he make you feel safe?

他让你感到安全吗？

We're mutants, we're never safe.

我们是变种人，永远不会安全。

I want the smoke.

我想要烟。

I don't have any beef with you.

我和你没有任何矛盾。

I just want to save my friends.

我只是想要救我的朋友。

I just, I want to go home.

我只是，我想回家。

Well, the thing is, I could get you home.

嗯，事情是，我可以把你送回家。

Good.

好。

But I don't want you.

但我不想要你。

Not good.

不好。

What do you want, Wade Wilson?

你想要什么，韦德·威尔逊？

Uh, their figures are inside me, but not in a good way.

呃，他们的身影在我体内，但不是一种好的方式。

a good way.

一种好的方式。

My brother could end one's mind with a fool.

我的兄弟可以用愚蠢来结束一个人的思维。

I have to get my hands dirty.

我得弄脏我的手。

I've got you.

我抓到你了。

I've got you.

我抓到你了。

I'm right here.

我就在这里。

Then show me you gotta do something.

那就给我看看你要做什么。

You what?

你说什么？

Show me you care about something bigger than you.

展示给我看，你关心比你更重要的事情。

Ever since, baby you never got back up.

从那时起，宝贝，你再也没有站起来过。

Going through something.

经历了一些事情。

Crazy matches my crazy.

疯狂与我的疯狂相匹配。

like crazy you just say it okay say i don't want you i don't want to be with you go

就像疯狂地说，好吧，说我不想要你，我不想和你在一起，走吧

ahead say it say it say i don't want to be with me tell me that i don't walk away say i don't want

继续说，说我不想和我在一起，告诉我不要走开，说我不想要

you you'll never fucking matter fucking matter she never said that no but i bet she thought

你永远都不会重要，她从来没有说过那样的话，但我敢打赌她是这么想的。

You are so mean.

你真是太刻薄了。

My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like eight.

我的大脑仿佛能尝到你的手指，它们的味道像是数字八。

And we're goddamn as the intimacy coordinator!

我们是该死的亲密协调员！

You're so lost, Mr. Wilson.

威尔逊先生，你太迷茫了。

And long before you came here.

在你来之前很久就在这里了。

This is Baby Knife. She's gonna fuck you in the face now.

这是贝比刀。她现在要操你的脸。

If you want to kill me, it's going to take more than a little blade.

如果你想杀我，需要的不仅仅是一把小刀。

How about six?

六把怎么样？

Ha ha ha!

哈哈哈！

My boy's wicked strong!

我儿子力气真大！

That's my big boy!

那是我的大块头儿子！

That you are!

你就是那个人！

Well, this has been fun, but the big guy needs to eat and the rent is due.

嗯，这很有趣，但大个子需要吃饭，房租也到期了。

By the way, you're the friend.

顺便说一句，你就是那位朋友。

What you think about?

你在想什么？

Get the fuck off of me.

滚开。

Almost done.

差不多了。

Almost done, what?

差不多完成了，什么？

What?

什么？

Getting my knife out of your buttocks.

从你的臀部拔出我的刀。

Herbert!

赫伯特！

Go!

走！

Gets your mind out of my pants!

把你的想法从我的裤子里拿出来！

I'm telling Blake!

我要告诉布莱克！

New rules.

新规则。

I talk now.

我现在说话。

That's gonna be very hard on the audience.

这对观众来说会很困难。

Shut the fuck up!

闭嘴！

Let me fucking think.

让我好好想想。

And we gotta get back to Paradox, right?

我们得回到悖论，对吧？

Right?

对吧？

Is you an excuse?

你是借口吗？

Am I allowed to speak now?

现在我可以说话吗？

Just nod, asshole.

只要点头，混蛋。

Right.

对。

Then we find the others that poor kid Johnny was talking about,

然后我们找到那些可怜的孩子约翰尼提到的人，

talking about before you got him killed. Poor kid. He's like 50. If there's a chance

在你让他送命之前提到的。可怜的孩子。他都 50 岁了。如果有机会

they know how to get out of here, we find them. Make those TBA fuckers fix my shit like

他们知道如何离开这里，我们找到他们。让那些该死的家伙修好我的东西

you fucking promised. I smell Quest. I smell food.

你该死的答应过。我闻到了任务。我闻到了食物。

So what made you finally wear an Honestogod costume? Mine's red so they can't see me

那么是什么让你最终穿上了一个真诚的服装？我的是红色的，所以他们看不见我

bleed. But I could see how yellow would be useful, too. Have you been checked for ADHD?

流血。但我能理解黄色也很有用。你检查过是否有注意力缺陷多动症吗？

Mm-mm. But I've had several...

嗯。但我得过几次...

STDs, which were probably caused by ADHD.

性传播疾病，可能是由注意力缺陷多动症引起的。

What are you looking for?

你在找什么？

Oh, fuck.

哦，该死。

No, no, no, no, no, no, that's probably alcohol.

不，不，不，不，不，不，那可能是酒精。

You don't want to drink?

你不想喝吗？

Oh, yeah, there you go.

哦，是的，就是这样。

Fuck that liver.

该死的肝脏。

Good.

好。

Okay.

好的。

What the fuck are those?

这些到底是什么鬼？

Oh.

哦。

Back in civilian life, I wear a toupee and nobody knows.

回到平民生活，我戴假发，没人知道。

Everybody knows.

每个人都知道。

Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback?

想谈谈什么在困扰你，还是我们等第三幕的闪回？

Uh, go fuck yourself.

去你的。

You know, in my world, you're, uh, you're well regarded.

你知道，在我的世界里，你是受人尊敬的。

Yeah, well, not in mine.

是的，在我的世界里不是这样的。

They don't like me much in either.

他们在任何地方都不太喜欢我。

You don't say.

你别说。

Wanted to be something.

想成为某物。

You know, I...

你知道，我……

Shit, I wanted to be an Avenger.

我想成为复仇者联盟成员。

Fuck the Avengers.

该死的复仇者联盟。

You know.

你知道。

I didn't make the cut, though.

我虽然没有被选中。

the cut though same with the X-Men my girlfriend left me and I did you let a girlfriend

虽然被割掉了，和 X 战警一样，我的女朋友离开了我，你让一个女朋友。

yeah Vanessa when we met she was a dancer good it was good but oh boy I just

是的，Vanessa，当我们相遇时，她是一名舞者，很好，很好，但天哪，我只是。

fuck that right up but you you were an X-man fuck that you were the X-man you were

他妈的，你搞砸了，但你是 X 战警，你是 X 战警

the X-man you the Wolverine was a hero a little

你是 X 战警，你是金刚狼，是一个英雄，一点点

Yeah, well.

是的，嗯。

You didn't shit in mine.

你没有在我的地方拉屎。

You said, look, it was a hero. What happened?

你说，看，那是一个英雄。发生了什么事？

You died.

你死了。

How?

怎么？

Well, technically you were chest fucked by a tree,

嗯，从技术上讲，你被一棵树胸部插入

but really, you just ran out of batteries trying to save someone.

但实际上，你只是因为没电而无法拯救别人。

Who?

谁？

The shit heels that grew her in a lab called her X-23,

在实验室里培育她的混蛋们称她为 X-23，

but she was just a kid.

但她只是个孩子。

A younger, daintier, somehow meaner version of you.

一个更年轻、更娇小、某种意义上更刻薄的你的版本。

version of you. He died trying to save her. It was beautiful.

你的一个版本。他死在试图拯救她的过程中。那是美丽的。

Look, Miho, I know you're hurting.

看着，米霍，我知道你受伤了。

My blind, elderly, African-American roommate Blind Al always says that pain teaches us who we are.

我的盲目、年迈、非裔美国室友 Blind Al 总是说，痛苦教会我们我们是谁。

Sometimes we need to listen to that pain instead of running from it.

有时候我们需要倾听那种痛苦，而不是逃避它。

Holy shit.

天啊。

Yeah, she's wise.

是的，她很睿智。

That's her name you call it Blind Al.

那是你叫她的名字，盲目艾尔。

Well, she's blind.

嗯，她是盲人。

I've seen you're looking so lovely as you did tonight.

我看到你今晚看起来那么可爱。

I've never seen your shine so wrong

我从未见过你的光芒如此黯淡

Mm-hmm

嗯

Mm-hmm

嗯

Lady Deborah

黛博拉夫人

She did you know

她知道吗

There's nobody here

这里没有人

What did you?

你在做什么？

No, she's not.

不，她不是。

Oh, yes, she is.

哦，是的，她是。

Oh, yes

哦，是的

Sorry about that.

对不起

Come here, girl!

过来，女孩！

Who are you?

你是谁？

Oh, I'm Deadpool.

哦，我是死侍。

And I guess you're Deadpool, too.

我猜你也是死侍。

Deadpool too but in here everybody calls me nice pool oh my goodness wait

这里也是死侍，但在这里每个人都叫我尼斯池，天哪等等。

you see ladypool she is gorgeous she just had a baby too and can't even tell I

你看，LadyPool 她很漂亮，她刚生了个宝宝，但看不出来

don't think you're supposed to say that that's okay I identify as a feminist right

我觉得你不应该这么说，没关系，我认为自己是女权主义者

are those gold-plated 50 caliber desert eagle pistol arrows course to match my

那些是镀金的 50 口径沙漠之鹰手枪箭，当然是为了配合我的

ear huggy can I have her over my dead body you're fun and I guess you've already

亲耳可爱，我宁愿她踏着我的尸体过去，你很有趣，我猜你已经见过玛丽·帕平斯，也就是狗池。因此，无论你把手放在哪里，她的 90%都是 G 点，

met Mary Puppins, a.k.a. Dogpool. Therefore, where you put your hand, she's 90% G-spot,

她会让你知道的。你让这个小调情女孩离开你的视线一秒钟，

and she'll let you know it. You let this little flirt out of your sight for one second,

她就会让你知道。

and she starts shopping for a new papa. If you can't be a responsible pet owner, then maybe

她开始为新爸爸购物。如果你不能成为一个负责任的宠物主人，也许

you don't deserve this little unicorn. Guilty on all charges, Your Honor. She can't happen again.

你不配拥有这只小独角兽。在所有指控上有罪，法官大人。她不能再发生了。

Why are you so nice? It costs nothing to be kind. Shutting the fuck up is also free.

你为什么这么好？善良是不花钱的。闭嘴也是免费的。

Caliente. This is Logan. He's usually shirtless, but he's let himself go, since

热辣。这是 Logan。他通常赤裸上身，但自从离婚后，他就放任自己了。

the divorce. Where's your mask? Come on, guys. Oh, this guy. We're looking for a group of

你的口罩在哪里？快点，伙计们。哦，这家伙。我们正在寻找一群幸存者。

survivors. Oh, they're out there. Yeah, but Merck to Merck, you better hope that you don't run

哦，他们还在外面。是的，但是从 Merck 到 Merck，你最好希望你不会遇到。

into the Deadpool Corps. Yeah, they're crazy. They will chop you up into a thousand pieces and hide

进入死侍军团。是的，他们疯狂。他们会把你切成一千块并藏起来

you all over the void. If they could only process their childhood trauma, they'd go on one

整个虚空。如果他们能够处理童年创伤，他们会走上一条

heck of a healing journey. Look, we're headed for the Borderlands. You know where it is?

了不起的疗愈之旅。看，我们正朝边境地带前进。你知道它在哪里吗？

Yeah, that's 12 clicks. Due west. I can lend you my ride if you're liking. It would be my

是的，那是 12 次点击。正西。如果你喜欢的话，我可以借给你我的车。这将是我的荣幸。

Honor. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Uh-uh. What the...

哦，不，不，不，不，不。绝对不行。嗯嗯。什么鬼…

No.

不。

Just getting in the car. This isn't a car. This is a Honda fucking Odyssey. Throttle response sucks a cock.

就是上车。这不是一辆车。这是一辆该死的本田奥德赛。油门响应糟透了。

Dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback,

陈旧的信息娱乐系统。当本田发现未经治疗的衣原体再次流行时，

they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete. Get in the fucking car.

他们发明了本田奥德赛来竞争。上他妈的车。

She'll get you there, safe and sound. Old Betsy always does.

她会安全地把你带到目的地。老贝茜总是这样做。

You're going to have to give me my dog back, though. I know.

你得把我的狗还给我，我知道。

Listen, yes, child.

听着，是的，孩子。

If you ever want to give her up,

如果你想放弃她，

or if she needs a new home

或者如果她需要一个新家

or if something should happen to you,

或者如果你发生了什么意外，

I'd love to be her papa.

我很愿意成为她的爸爸。

What would ever happen to me?

我会发生什么事？

Lots of stuff.

很多事情。

No, we're running away.

不，我们在逃跑。

Don't.

不要。

The corn was too dense, girl.

玉米太密了，女孩。

Fuck.

该死。

It's the damn calm of the night.

这是该死的夜晚的宁静。

Okay, I'm just gonna ask it.

好的，我就问了。

What's with this suit?

这身衣服怎么了？

First thing I did when I flamed out, I took mine off.

我熄火后做的第一件事就是脱掉它。

Drop it.

放下它。

It's not that ugly.

它并不那么丑。

Stop talking about my suit.

别再谈论我的西装。

Did you make it yourself?

你是自己做的吗？

Been there.

去过那里。

Quit now.

现在就退出。

The X-Men make you wear it?

X 战警让你戴它吗？

Those sons of fucking bitches.

那些该死的混蛋们。

They are not your friends.

他们不是你的朋友。

I'll tell you that.

我会告诉你的。

Friends don't live friends.

朋友不住在朋友家。

Leave the house looking like they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams.

离开房子看起来就像他们为洛杉矶公羊队打击犯罪一样。

Shut the fuck up about this.

闭嘴，别再提这件事了。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch your frown lines, Angel, baby.

哇，哇，哇，小天使，注意你的皱纹。

I'm just trying to bond a little bit.

我只是想多多交流一下。

Yeah, well then talk about something else.

是的，那么谈谈别的吧。

Fine.

好的。

Stop.

停止。

If they could fix your role, that's the first thing you're going to do when you get out of here.

如果他们能修好你的角色，那将是你离开这里后要做的第一件事。

Some rubbing alcohol shots, maybe a whiper fluid chaser?

一些擦伤酒精，也许再来点雨刷液？

What did you say?

你说什么？

So when you get back, it was the first thing you're gonna do with them?

那么当你回来时，你打算和他们做的第一件事是什么？

No, no, no, before that.

不，不，不，在那之前。

Yep, they can fix your world?

是的，他们可以修复你的世界吗？

What do you mean?

你是什么意思？

If I mean...

如果我是说...

You lied to me. You don't have a fucking clue if they can help me fix things, do you?

你骗了我。你根本不知道他们能否帮我解决问题，对吧？

No, I mean...

不，我的意思是...

Oh!

哦！

Fuck!

该死！

Fuck!

该死！

I didn't lie!

我没有说谎！

You lied!

你撒谎了！

No, I made an educated wish!

不，我做了一个明智的愿望！

Because I need you.

因为我需要你。

This...

这个...

This is why.

这就是原因。

Why?

为什么？

Right here.

就在这里。

Because if we don't do something, they die.

因为如果我们不采取行动，它们就会死去。

I don't know anything about saving worlds.

我对拯救世界一无所知。

And why would I even care?

我为什么要在乎呢？

Because my entire world is right here in this picture.

因为我的整个世界就在这张照片里。

It's only nine people, and I have no idea how to save it alone.

只有九个人，我不知道如何独自拯救它。

I know how to fuck people up for money, but you, you know how to save them.

我知道如何为钱伤害人，但是你，你知道如何拯救他们。

What's the other Wolverine did?

另一个金刚狼是什么？

I guess I'm stuck with the worst one.

我想我被困在最糟糕的那个身上了。

Did you say you made an edge of you.

你说你制造了一个你的边缘。

an educated fucking wish.

一个受过教育的该死的愿望。

They call me the murk with the mouth.

他们称我为嘴里的混蛋。

They don't call me Truthful Timmy,

他们不称我为诚实的蒂米，

the blowjob queen of Saskatoon.

萨斯卡通的口交女王。

Ah!

啊！

One more word.

再说一个字。

Please, give me one.

请，给我一个。

Gubernatorial.

州长的。

You know what? You're a fucking joke.

你知道吗？你真是个笑话。

No wonder the Avengers didn't take you.

难怪复仇者联盟不要你。

Or the X-Men, they'll say, fuck them, anyone.

或者 X 战警，他们会说，去他们，任何人。

I mean, you are.

我的意思是，你是。

A ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron.

一个荒谬、幼稚、愚蠢的白痴。

I have never met a sadder, more attention, star-jabbering little prick in my entire life.

我一生中从未遇到过一个更悲伤、更引人注目、更喋喋不休的小混蛋。

And that says a lot because I've been alive from all the 200 fucking years.

这可说了不少，因为我已经活了整整 200 年了。

I'll tell you, that ball chick was right about one thing.

我告诉你，那个球女孩说对了一件事。

You will never save the world.

你永远也无法拯救世界。

You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper.

你甚至连和一个该死的脱衣舞娘维持关系都做不到。

Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone.

混蛋，我希望能说你会孤独终老。

But it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on all of us!

但是上帝最好的笑话之一是，你不能死，除非我们所有人都死！

Well, you've got nothing to say, mouth!

好吧，你什么都不会说，嘴巴！

I'm going to fight you now.

我现在要和你打架。

Oh, all right.

哦，好的。

Utah!

犹他！

I take it all back.

我收回所有话。

The Honda Odyssey fucks hard.

本田奥德赛很强大。

Too bad, you don't, needle dick.

太糟糕了，你不行，针尖似的。

We're just getting the start of, Papa.

我们只是刚刚开始，爸爸。

Thor!

托尔！

Where are we?

我们在哪里？

No clue. I like it here.

不知道。我喜欢这里。

Okay.

好的。

Look at you all.

看看你们。

You must be the others.

你一定是其他人。

Terrific.

太棒了。

So just to refresh, you are one...

所以，为了提醒一下，你是其中之一...

Electra.

伊莱克特拉。

Electra, yes.

伊莱克特拉，是的。

Who could forget.

谁会忘记。

And you!

你也是！

I was not expecting to see you here.

我没想到会在这里见到你。

see you here thought you were you know retired retarded retired I'm already in the

在这里见到你，我以为你已经退休了。

void I'm not trying to get canceled again I don't like you you never did and who's

我不想再被取消了，我不喜欢你，你从来没有喜欢过我，是谁

this succulent reminder of my own inadequacies look at you you look like the

这个多汁的提醒让我意识到自己的不足，看着你，你看起来像鹰眼的超级英雄版本

superhero version of Hawkeye the name is Remy Labo the day I bleblown but you can

名字叫雷米·拉博，我被炸飞的那一天，但你可以

call me the gun it's been a while since I've seen sling blade hit me again

打电话给我，已经有一段时间没有见到弹弓刀再打我一次

They call me the government.

他们称我为政府。

Who then? Are you sure you didn't just really, really want them to, but it never quite worked out?

那么呢？你确定你不是只是真的、真的想让他们这样做，但事情从来没有完全成功过吗？

It's a good day.

今天是个好日子。

You know, we never had a Wolverine up in here.

你知道，我们这里从来没有过狼人。

But I can tell you now, it's just a common courtesy to ask before you drink up all of my liquor.

但我现在告诉你，喝光我所有的酒之前先问一下是基本礼貌。

Well, it's good thing I don't give a fuck.

好吧，幸好我不在乎。

Gouillon's wild.

古伊隆很疯狂。

So embarrassing.

太尴尬了。

Boo-p-p-pah-boo.

布帕帕帕布。

Well, now that's settled, look, we came a long way to find you three.

好了，现在问题解决了，看，我们走了很远才找到你们三个。

There's four of us.

我们有四个人。

It's horrible.

真是可怕。

Wait, is it Magneto?

等等，那是万磁王吗？

Dear sweet God in heaven, let it be Magneto.

亲爱的天主，让它是万磁王吧。

Because with him...

因为跟他在一起...

He's dead.

他死了。

Fuck!

该死！

Now Disney gets cheap.

现在迪士尼变得便宜了。

It's like Pinocchio jammed his face in my ass and started lying like crazy.

就像皮诺曹把他的脸塞进我的屁股里，开始疯狂地撒谎。

Oh, you nasty, my beau-tee.

哦，你这个淘气鬼，我的美丽。

Not a single word.

一个字都不说。

What do you do exactly?

你到底做什么？

Charles to play in cause?

查尔斯要玩因为？

Make him go boom.

让他爆炸。

Your powers close that magic, that's good.

你的力量关闭了那种魔法，这很好。

We're not totally fucked at all.

我们一点也不完蛋。

So who brought us here?

那么是谁把我们带到这里的？

That would be me.

那就是我。

Don't make me regret it.

不要让我后悔。

Logan, that's her.

洛根，那就是她。

That's her. That's actually.

那是她。那确实是。

That's 23.

那是 23。

She's the one I told you about.

她就是我告诉你的那个人。

Hey, how did you all get stuck in the void?

嘿，你们怎么都被困在虚空中了？

There was a knock at the door.

有人敲门。

TVA sit me here.

时间管理局让我坐在这里。

Me too.

我也是。

Maybe I was born there, so it's hard to know for sure.

或许我是在那里出生的，所以很难确定。

TVA decided our universe was dying.

TVA 决定我们的宇宙正在垂死。

And I never even got a chance to fight for it.

而我甚至没有机会为之而战。

People like us don't go quietly.

像我们这样的人不会悄然离去。

TVA knows that, so they took us out.

TVA 知道这一点，所以他们把我们带走了。

The answer is yes.

答案是肯定的。

I'm in.

我同意。

In what?

什么？

A team.

一个团队。

Me, you, you and me, all of us together.

我，你，你和我，我们大家一起。

Let's get the fuck out of this.

让我们滚出这里。

Don't wish and do me. He's a fucking lie.

别许愿望，行动吧。他是个该死的谎言。

It was an educated wish!

这是一个受过教育的愿望！

Ah! Look!

啊！看！

We've been inside Cassandra's Lair.

我们一直在卡桑德拉的巢穴里。

The only way out of the void is through her.

唯一的出路是通过她。

She can get us home. She told us.

她可以带我们回家。她告诉我们。

Wait a minute, you've been inside?

等一下，你进去了吗？

And you made it out alive?

你居然活着出来了？

Bullshit. Nobody's ever done that.

胡说，没有人做到过那件事。

We did.

我们做了。

Every time one of us has gone up again, sir, they die.

每次我们中的一个人再次上场，先生，他们就会死去。

The Punisher, the Quicksilver, the Daredevil.

惩罚者，快银，无畏者。

Daredevil. I'm so sorry.

漫魔。我很抱歉。

That's fine.

没关系。

Okay.

好的。

Even that sweet baby angel, Johnny Stone,

甚至那个可爱的小天使，约翰尼·斯通，

be up and gone missing like, what, two days ago.

两天前就消失了。

Oh, that's so sad.

噢，太伤心了。

Wherever this Johnny fella is, I'm sure he's thriving.

无论这个约翰尼在哪里，我相信他正在茁壮成长。

Look, there's strength in numbers, all right?

看，人多力量大，对吧？

Us, plus you guys, we can put Cassandra over our knee

我们加上你们，我们可以把卡桑德拉按在膝盖上

and force her to let us out of the void.

迫使她让我们离开虚空。

I know what it means to feel self-doubt.

我知道什么是自我怀疑。

I don't feel that at all.

我一点也不觉得。

I'm good.

我很好。

Gnawing at your gut like a coped-up tapeworm.

像一条被困在肠道里的绦虫一样啃噬着你的内心。

It's like you're holding up a mirror to my soul.

就像你在对着我的灵魂照镜子。

You guys may not have been able to save your universes.

你们可能无法拯救自己的宇宙。

But you can avenge them.

但你可以为他们复仇。

It's what Johnny would have wanted.

这是约翰尼想要的。

Wait.

等一下。

You knew Johnny?

你认识约翰尼吗？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Digger out of here, talk to me into a team-up,

赶紧离开这里，跟我合作吧，

and Johnny came down with a little case of the dead.

约翰尼突然病倒了。

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

We don't know that.

我们不知道那个。

It was just a flesh wound.

这只是一处皮外伤。

He may have survived.

他可能幸存了。

If he survived that, he is praying for death.

如果他幸存下来，他会祈求死亡。

Thank you, Dr. Wolverine.

谢谢，狼人博士。

Spillet.

游戏。

What you do to Johnny, huh?

你对约翰做了什么，嗯？

Talk, where I'm going to start dealing.

说，我要开始处理了。

Okay, okay, hey, hey, hey.

好的，好的，嘿，嘿，嘿。

Look, he rants bad-ass mouth about Cassette.

看，他对卡带大放厥词。

Then she zip-zapped his skin, leaving his organs to splash crudely under the ground while the soil greedily drank his blood.

然后她嗖嗖地划破了他的皮肤，让他的器官在地下粗鲁地溅开，而土壤贪婪地吸收着他的血液。

It was horrible. He was like a brother to me.

这太可怕了。他对我就像兄弟一样。

Look, he died before he could make a difference, but maybe you couldn't save your world, but Jesus Christ, you could save mine.

看，他在能够改变之前就去世了，但也许你救不了你的世界，但天啊，你可以拯救我的。

I don't give a shit about your world, but if these two made it out of their life, maybe together we can get back in and take her down.

我才不在乎你的世界，但如果这两个人能够走出困境，也许我们可以一起重新进入并击败她。

Where I come from? We call her suicide, sir.

我们来自哪里？我们称她为自杀，先生。

If we can block her psychic powers, we can get a leg up.

如果我们能阻止她的心灵力量，我们就能占上风。

I know it.

我知道。

Now, I know Magneto's dead, but I venture to guess that his helmet is lying around her somewhere.

现在，我知道万磁王已经死了，但我敢猜他的头盔应该就在这附近某处。

Cassandra melted the helmet.

卡桑德拉融化了头盔。

Factor she killed him.

事实上，她杀了他。

Fuck!

该死！

She don't please.

她不高兴。

She knows that helmet was the only way to protect anyone from her powers.

她知道头盔是保护任何人免受她的力量的唯一方法。

The only other helmet that strong is Juggernauts, but he works for Cassandra.

唯一另一个如此强大的头盔是猛犸象的，但他为卡桑德拉工作。

Juggerna's helmet, that's it.

朱格纳的头盔，就是这样。

Yeah, and we don't be knowing that other than coming off.

是的，我们不知道除了脱下来之外还有什么。

I'm going to come out with him.

我要跟他出来。

I'm so sorry, beautiful.

对不起，美丽。

I want this to be gentle.

我希望这样温柔。

Who is your dialect coach?

你的方言教练是谁？

The Minions?

小黄人？

I feel like we're missing critical exposition here.

我觉得我们在这里缺少关键的阐述。

I'm sick of this shit.

我受够了这些破事。

I'm sick of hiding.

我厌倦了隐藏。

Let's face it, our worlds forgot about us.

面对现实吧，我们的世界忘记了我们。

Wouldn't have I learned about us.

我不会了解我们。

The heroes we were.

我们曾经是英雄。

Lives are saved or wanted to save.

生命被拯救或想要拯救。

Maybe these two are our chance

或许这两个是我们的机会。

to be remembered the way we deserve.

值得我们记住的方式。

Yes.

是的。

And empty.

而空无一物。

Legacy.

遗产。

Yes!

是的！

Let this man cook!

让这个人做饭！

This is what I'm talking about.

这就是我说的。

Big slow motion, fight, sad music.

大慢动作，战斗，悲伤音乐。

Everybody working together.

大家一起努力。

Who knows if you live or die?

谁知道你是生是死？

That sort of thing.

那种事情。

Who's ready?

谁准备好了？

That was bored, ready.

那是无聊的，准备好了。

Yeah, damn it.

是的，该死。

I ain't known my daddy, but I'm sure I shot out of his dick ready.

我不认识我的爸爸，但我肯定是从他的家伙里射出来的。

Jesus.

耶稣。

Christ, that is graphic.

基督，那是图形的。

Yeah, he was made them buttery nuts all up in my mama,

是的，他把奶油坚果都弄到我妈妈身上了，

and I shot up there, and I said, what's up, Doc?

我飞了过去，然后说，怎么了，医生？

I'm Johnny must have loved you.

我是约翰尼，一定爱过你。

X23, what's it going to be?

X23，会是什么情况？

The name's Laura.

我叫劳拉。

Let's fucking go.

让我们去吧。

Let's fucking go.

让我们去吧。

So on that chicken and comb.

所以就那只鸡和鸡冠。

Yeah.

是的。

We're doing this.

我们正在做这个。

You're all fucking dead.

你们都死定了。

My God, read the room.

我的天啊，看看气氛。

I'm not looking for company.

我不需要伴侣。

You're out of here.

你被赶出去了。

You remind me of him.

你让我想起了他。

Angry, drunk, Maine.

愤怒、醉酒、缅因州。

Sounds like a great guy.

听起来像个不错的家伙。

He wasn't finished.

他还没有完成。

Showed up when it mattered the most.

在最重要的时刻出现了。

Couldn't help it.

无法控制。

You might not know it, but...

也许你不知道，但是...

You're a good man, Logan.

你是个好人，洛根。

You might not know it, but apparently I'm the worst, Logan.

你可能不知道，但显然我是最糟糕的，Logan。

I got to have a life because of you.

因为你，我得过自己的生活。

I got to grow up because of you.

因为你，我得长大。

A lot of kids did.

很多孩子做了。

A lot of kids didn't grow up because...

很多孩子没有长大，因为...

Because of me.

因为我。

Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.

相信我，孩子，我不是英雄。

That soup says different.

那碗汤可说了另一番话。

Yeah, would you like it?

是的，你想要吗？

Scott used to beg me to wear it.

斯科特过去常常求我穿它。

So to Jean, Storm, East, all of them.

所以对于琼、风暴、伊斯特，他们所有人。

I wanted me to be part of the team, but I wouldn't.

我希望自己成为团队的一部分，但我不愿意。

Told them they'd look fucking ridiculous.

告诉他们他们看起来该死的荒谬。

Hmm?

嗯？

I couldn't have them thinking I wanted to be there.

我不能让他们以为我想在那里。

And then one day, while I was off of my own, the humans came.

然后有一天，当我独自一人时，人类来了。

came and went mutant hunting.

来了又走，猎杀变种人。

I can guess at rest.

我可以猜到休息。

No, no.

不，不。

Let me say it.

让我说一下。

I need to say it.

我需要说一下。

By the time I stumbled home shit face from the bar, I was too late.

当我喝醉酒从酒吧摇摇晃晃地回家时，已经太迟了。

They were dead, every.

他们都死了，每一个。

This suit's all I got to remind me of who they were.

这套衣服是我唯一的纪念，让我记得他们是谁。

We're headed to Cassanders at someone.

我们正前往卡桑德斯的某个地方。

That's fun, not my fight.

这很有趣，不是我的战斗。

We won't pull this off without you.

没有你，我们无法成功。

Hey, whoever you think I am.

嘿，不管你认为我是谁。

You got the wrong guy.

你找错人了。

You were always the wrong guy.

你一直都是错的人。

What?

什么？

Elias didn't get them.

埃利亚斯没有找到他们。

Cassandra wanted to play with them herself first.

卡桑德拉想先自己和它们玩。

They got away.

它们逃走了。

Did they find the others?

它们找到其他人了吗？

No.

不。

Good. Alright.

好的。好的。

The others found that.

其他人发现了那个。

Oh, very cute. Well done, Pyro.

哦，非常可爱。干得好，Pyro。

Classic bait a switch. You really got me there.

经典的诱饵和转移。你真的骗到我了。

Relax.

放松。

They'd come after Nova. She'll handle it.

他们会追踪诺娃。她会处理的。

Cassandra is a lunatic wild card.

卡桑德拉是一个疯狂的王牌。

Why do you think we put her there in the first place?

你认为我们为什么一开始就把她放在那里？

we put her there in the first place.

我们一开始就把她放在那里。

And Dodger's never chosen to leave the void.

道奇从未选择离开虚空。

The Time Ripper is hours away from completion.

时间裂缝距离完成只有几个小时。

I cannot take any chance.

我不能冒任何风险。

Maybe not, but I can't.

也许不会，但我不能。

For a price.

以一定的价格。

Why do you have to say about that silly voice?

你为什么要谈论那个愚蠢的声音？

It's so icky.

太恶心了。

You want it done or not?

你想要做还是不想做？

All right, your price should take her out.

好吧，你的价格应该带她出去。

Oh, mutants.

哦，突变体。

Woo!

哇！

Bring them out, bring them out, bring them out, bring them out, bring them out, bring them out, bring them out.

把它们带出来，把它们带出来，把它们带出来，把它们带出来，把它们带出来，把它们带出来，把它们带出来。

It's hard to yell when the bad rail's in your mouth.

当坏铁轨在你嘴里时，喊叫是困难的。

Bring them out, bring them out, bring them out.

把它们带出来，把它们带出来，把它们带出来。

See the Biggues come in live for the BIFB hurt.

看到比格斯现场参加 BIFB 受伤。

The night, life's all right, but I dream won't fit in the straight,

夜晚，生活还好，但我的梦想无法适应直线。

want to sleep by me, the whole city gap is hurry.

想要睡觉，整个城市都在匆忙。

Look at that, yeah.

看那个，是的。

See the big'em hands gonna kill us,

看那双大手，会杀了我们，

ain't not a one-o' enough inside, huh?

里面一个也不够，是吧？

What Gabbitt's trying to say is getting Juggerna's helmet

加比特想说的是得到猛者纳的头盔

ain't gonna be easy.

不会容易的。

I'll just make it stuff up with this.

我只是用这个编造一些东西。

Yeah, tilt up to play.

是的，向上倾斜以播放。

Go on Mississippi to Philly, I have a perfect to check.

继续从密西西比到费城，我有一个完美的检查。

Where do you get that little beauty?

你从哪里弄到那个小美人？

That's the Punisher's 84.

那是惩罚者的 84 号。

Which Punisher? There's been like five of them.

哪一个惩罚者？已经有五个了。

There's only been one blade.

只有一把刀。

There's only ever going to be one blade.

永远只会有一把刀。

Oh, when I'm laugh, you're better, man.

哦，当我笑的时候，你会更好，伙计。

I got to get it's coming!

我得去，它就要来了！

Oh, this is gonna be good.

哦，这会很棒的。

You know how long I've been waiting for this?

你知道我等了多久了吗？

Woo, I'm about to make a name for myself, yeah.

哇，我即将成名，是的。

I don't think you guys walk away from this.

我觉得你们不会就这样走开的。

You just make sure people know what happened here today.

你只需确保人们知道今天发生了什么。

When you get out of here, you have a drink for me, yeah?

你出去后，替我喝一杯，好吗？

Just stay without six and get inside.

只要不超过六个，就可以进去。

We'll make sure you get the package.

我们会确保你拿到包裹。

And we'll get our ending.

我们将得到我们的结局。

Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate up here.

有些混蛋还在这里试图溜冰。

You two escaping I could live with, but coming back, willingly.

你们两个逃走我可以接受，但是自愿回来。

Boys are so silly.

男孩们真傻。

I just need to get home.

我只需要回家。

Well, that's not on the menu, I'm afraid.

很抱歉，这不在菜单上。

It's death or enslavement, a cart, of course.

这是死亡或奴役，当然是一辆车。

Up to me!

由我来！

Finally, it's nice to give someone else a chance to talk.

最后，让别人有机会发言真是太好了。

I'm not my strong.

我不是我的强项。

I do.

我做。

I do feel like you get lost behind all of his...

我觉得你在他的背后都会迷失……

What's going on in here?

这里发生了什么？

Interesting.

有趣。

You're hiding from them.

你在躲避他们。

From all the ones you let down.

从你让失望的所有人中。

So much pain.

如此多的痛苦。

I walked away.

我走开了。

They called after me and I walked away.

他们喊着我的名字，我走开了。

I always do.

我总是这样做。

That's not all you did, is it?

那不是你所做的全部，对吧？

You found them?

你找到他们了吗？

The X-Men?

X 战警？

Dead.

死了。

Potlight wood?

木制射灯？

What did you do?

你做了什么？

I started killing.

我开始杀人。

And I couldn't stop.

我无法停下来。

I didn't want to stop.

我不想停下来。

All those bad men.

所有那些坏人。

It's not just the bad ones.

不仅仅是坏人。

My little animal.

我的小动物。

I turned the whole world against the X-Men.

我让整个世界对抗 X 战警。

Just once.

只有一次。

I want to be the man that Charles thought I was.

我想成为查尔斯认为我的那个人。

Logan.

洛根。

In the void, you can be what you are.

在虚空中，你可以成为你自己。

I just want to be free.

我只是想要自由。

I can set you free.

我可以让你自由。

voices. I've got you. I've got you.

声音。我抓住你了。我抓住你了。

No. I got you.

不，我抓到你了。

I got you.

我抓到你了。

No! No! No!

不！不！不！

You're gonna send us home where I'm gonna twist your fucking head off.

你要把我们送回家，否则我会扭断你的脑袋。

Why are you laughing?

你为什么笑？

I can't send you um unless you get this thing off my head.

除非你把这个东西从我头上拿掉，否则我不能送你回去。

And as soon as you do that, I'm going to bore your brains on an atomic level whilst flicking my bean to the end you'll be.

一旦你这样做，我会在原子层面上无聊到你的大脑，同时摩擦我的豆子，直到你完蛋。

to the end your box set.

直到你的整套影碟结束。

Is it any of box set?

是任何一套影碟吗？

Either you kill me or I kill you.

要么你杀了我，要么我杀了你。

Both wonderful options.

两个都是很棒的选择。

You want me to do it?

你想让我做吗？

No, Hollywood.

不，好莱坞。

I have her neck right here, it's really no problem.

我就在这里控制她的脖子，这真的不是问题。

You'll screw it up.

你会搞砸的。

Oh, come on, Mr. P.T. 13 except the last one.

哦，拜托，P.T. 13 除了最后一个。

What the fuck?

他妈的？

No, no.

不，不。

You have no idea what it's like.

你根本不知道那是什么感觉。

Day after day, shovel the shit, fetch the meats.

日复一日，铲屎，取肉。

I have spent my entire...

我已经花了我整个...

my entire exhibit not everyone gets a speech she's gonna die okay hey hey

我整个展览不是每个人都会得到演讲她会死的好嘿嘿。

if I take this helmet off do you promise you won't kill us up I promise I will

如果我摘下这个头盔，你答应不杀我们，我答应我会

kill you first oh why are you like this I wish I knew take it off what take it

先杀了你，哦，为什么你要这样，我希望我知道，摘下它，拿走它

off why just take it this is our only chance to fix our shit

为什么只是拿走它，这是我们修复破事的唯一机会

take it off why are in this suit and that means a lot of things but most of all it

脱掉它，为什么穿着这身衣服，这意味着很多事情，但最重要的是它

I mean I'm an ex-man, and I know your brother.

我是一个前男人，我认识你的兄弟。

As much as I'm gonna fucking kill you, every bone in my body must a fucking kill you!

尽管我要杀了你，但我全身的每根骨头都要杀了你！

He would not let me stand here and watch you die to Gainesville.

他不会让我站在这里看着你死在盖恩斯维尔。

This is for him.

这是为了他。

This is for Charles.

这是为了查尔斯。

My brother loved you.

我哥哥爱过你。

You loved all of us?

你爱过我们所有人吗？

Must be nice.

一定很美好。

He would have loved you too if he knew about you.

如果他知道你的存在，他也会喜欢你的。

If he knew where you were, he would have torn a hole in the fucking universe to bring you home.

如果他知道你在哪里，他会撕开该死的宇宙，把你带回家。

This is my room.

这是我的房间。

Then at least let us save his.

至少让我们拯救他。

You want to hear something crazy.

你想听点疯狂的事吗。

And I'm a true magician rolled through here a while with that.

我是一个真正的魔术师，不久前曾经在这里经过。

I killed him, of course, wore his skin around for four days.

我当然杀了他，穿着他的皮四天。

But I found this little trim kit on these lovely fingers.

但我在这些可爱的手指上发现了这个小修剪套件。

Strange.

奇怪。

Oh, normal spherical circle.

哦，普通的球形圆。

What is that?

那是什么？

This is your way home.

这是你回家的路。

I do owe you for saving my life.

我确实欠你一命。

But let's keep things interesting.

但让我们保持有趣。

I'd say you have about four seconds before your life's food.

我会说你还有大约四秒钟的时间，否则你的生命就结束了。

Race ya.

赛跑吧。

You familiar this heart

你熟悉这颗心吗

and all day in through.

整天都在穿过。

In that small cafe

在那家小咖啡馆

the park across the way

对面的公园

the way

道路

the children

孩子们

I'll be looking at you seein'

我会看着你看到

you're seeing you.

你正在看着你。

I'll be looking at the moon.

我将会看月亮。

I'll be seeing you.

我会见到你。

Glad you gave us a second chance.

很高兴你给了我们第二次机会。

And don't worry, Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the camera.

别担心，韦德和我是一个团队，所以我会确保他得到一半的镜头。

That feels like a Kea, fucking Kea Carnival's there.

那感觉像是一只凯亚，该死的凯亚嘉年华在那里。

Fucking key of carnival, isn't it?

该死的狂欢之钥，不是吗？

Oh.

哦。

Holy shit.

天啊。

That's Deadpool.

那是死侍。

That's Wolverine.

那是金刚狼。

You damn straight it is.

你该死，它就是。

Fox killed him.

狐狸杀了他。

Disney brought him back.

迪士尼把他带回来了。

They're gonna make him do this till he's 90.

他们会让他做这件事直到他 90 岁。

Let's go.

走吧。

I'll clock you out!

我会把你打倒！

Forever.

永远。

Forever.

永远。

Wakey wiki.

醒醒吧。

Okay.

好的。

Now you put all these bullets in my belly.

现在你把所有这些子弹放在我的肚子里。

And I'm going to

而我将会

find out why.

弄清楚为什么。

Whoa!

哇！

How'd you say it?

你怎么说的？

You don't have to stick your fingers in me.

你不必把手指伸进我里面。

Jesus, just ask sometimes.

耶稣，有时候就问一下。

Fine.

好的。

Really?

真的吗？

Hands in pockets.

双手插兜。

A guy named Paradox.

一个叫做悖论的家伙。

He said he gave me out of the void.

他说他把我带出了虚空。

All he knows he works for the TVA.

他知道的一切都是为了 TVA 工作。

The TVA?

时空管理局？

He had an agreement.

他有一个协议。

I don't think this guy cares.

我不认为这家伙在乎。

Huh.

哦。

He will.

他会的。

Have it all? How much longer before the time repper is active?

会拥有一切吗？时间重复器激活前还要多久？

We're running the final safety checks.

我们正在进行最后的安全检查。

Oh, okay. All right. Thanks for all the hard work, Ralph. Take time.

哦，好的。好的。感谢你的辛勤工作，拉尔夫。慢慢来。

Really?

真的吗？

No, you drooling, boob. No. We have company. Cancel the safety checks.

不，你流口水的笨蛋。不。我们有客人。取消安全检查。

We need to be live now!

我们现在需要直播！

Oh, it's eight you so much!

噢，我好想你！

No, stop piss off! You're too late!

不要，停止惹火！你来得太迟了！

You're fucking done! Why was Thor crying?

你完蛋了！索尔为什么哭了？

How dare you? No one comes back from the void?

你敢？没有人能从虚空中回来

Tell that to Cassan de Nolva.

告诉卡桑·德·诺尔瓦。

Faradax, we have a problem.

法拉达克斯，我们有问题。

Paradox.

悖论。

When you are Doria, then you looked in Pirro's head.

当你是多利亚时，你看了皮罗的脑袋。

You tried to kill me.

你试图杀我。

I literally have no one.

我真的一个人也没有。

You can't kill you.

你不能杀死你。

You better kill them again.

你最好再杀了他们。

Oh, welcome to the Skullfuck Club, Paradox.

哦，欢迎来到颅内性俱乐部，悖论。

You know she doesn't wash that hand.

你知道她不洗那只手。

Oh.

哦。

What's this?

这是什么？

A time river.

一个时间河。

Nauty boy.

调皮的男孩。

Oh no, we're on it.

哦不，我们正在处理。

We're going to head down and dismantle that thing now.

我们将下去拆除那个东西。

We got you, boo.

我们抓到你了，宝贝。

You just keep playing those keys.

你继续弹那些琴键。

I don't want to destroy it.

我不想摧毁它。

I want to use it.

我想使用它。

Now shoot.

现在开拍。

Mommy and Daddy are having a conversation.

妈妈和爸爸正在交谈。

You know the funny things?

你知道有趣的事情吗？

I was happy in the void.

我在虚空中很快乐。

You sent your trash to me,

你把你的垃圾送给了我，

live there I cleaned it up.

那里我清理了。

Everyone was happy.

每个人都很开心。

And you had to go piss on my side of the fence.

你竟然要去在我家那边撒尿。

And so now the fence must come down.

现在篱笆必须拆除。

I'm going to use your little time-ripper,

我要使用你的小时光撕裂机，

and I'm going to destroy this universe,

我要摧毁这个宇宙，

and the next, and the next, and the next,

接着下一个，再下一个，再下一个，

until all that's left is the front.

直到剩下的只有前方。

And I get to play God.

而我得扮演上帝。

Come.

来。

Now, you're going to show me how to use this fancy gadget of yours,

现在，你要向我展示如何使用你那个花哨的小工具，

and don't worry, I've called some friends

别担心，我已经叫了一些朋友。

to make sure we're not disturbed.

为了确保我们不受干扰。

Sorry to bother madam, but there's something you need to see.

很抱歉打扰您，但有件事您需要看一下。

We're getting indications of an unsanctioned time river activating on Earth 1,005.

我们收到了地球 1,005 上一个未经批准的时间河激活的迹象。

Whose district is that?

那是谁的地区？

Paradox.

悖论。

Thank you so much for your help, darling.

亲爱的，非常感谢你的帮助。

God, good to get out of that head.

天啊，终于摆脱那个困境了。

Woo! What a mess!

哇！真是一团糟！

Oh!

哦！

Stop.

停止。

Let's give it a beat for the extras to clear.

让我们给一些时间让群众离开。

Go, go, go, go, go.

前进，前进，前进，前进，前进。

Oh my God.

天啊。

Oh my God.

哦，天啊。

It's her.

就是她。

Come on, girl!

来吧，姑娘！

Come on you!

加油！

Come on girl!

加油，女孩！

Come on, girl!

加油，女孩！

For that sweet town, hold me close, never let me go.

对于那个甜蜜的小镇，紧紧拥抱我，永远不要放开我。

Keep kid this feeling alive.

保持这种感觉活着。

That's my girl!

那就是我的女孩！

We don't have to be a part ever, ever again.

我们永远不必再成为一部分。

Never ever...

永远不要...

Sorry, fuck!

对不起，该死的！

What's Cafe Gratitude doing here?

Cafe Gratitude 在这里做什么？

Sorry about that!

对不起！

Tremble now, sweet Mary Buckins.

现在颤抖吧，甜美的玛丽·巴金斯。

I'll handle him.

我来处理他。

Come here, girl, your papa's here.

过来，女孩，你爸爸在这里。

Hey, do not insult this animal's autonomy.

嘿，不要侮辱这只动物的自主权。

She can decide who her papa is.

她可以决定她的爸爸是谁。

What's it gonna be, girl, huh?

女孩，你打算怎么办，嗯？

Original recipe, or Van Milder here?

原味配方，还是这里的 Van Milder？

Ah, it's funny.

啊，太有趣了。

I can gently tap the fourth wall too.

我也可以轻轻地碰一下第四面墙。

The proposal.

求婚。

What the fuck was that?

那是什么鬼东西？

Bitch, you think that's what I do?

混蛋，你以为我就是这么做的吗？

Both are you?

你们两个都是吗？

Shut up.

闭嘴。

You smell something?

你闻到什么味道了吗？

Yeah, you.

是的，是你。

A lot of you.

你们很多。

lot of you told you there are a lot of dead fools over there I take it they're

你们中很多告诉你，那边有很多死去的傻瓜，我猜他们是

not friendly goodness no sorry about this voice mission over cause of death 100 kill-thirsty

不友好，天哪，抱歉，这个声音任务结束了，死因是 100 个杀人狂。

deadpools they're dumb but they can fight not me though I'd love to get in the

死侍们他们很蠢但他们会打架，不过我不行，虽然我很想参与其中

mix but I have low bone density and I have to keep my face safe hold please oh

但我骨密度低，我得保护好我的脸，请稍等

all right look guys Deadpool Prime here

好了，看着吧，伙计们，死侍首领在这里

Our fight isn't with you.

我们的战斗不是针对你的。

Hey, when I'm all your accounts.

嘿，当我是你所有账户时。

That's Kidpool.

那是小死侍。

She's the dirtiest.

她是最脏的。

Can we just be done?

我们能结束了吗？

Ooh, we're just getting started.

哦，我们才刚刚开始。

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不。

With the whole multiverse thing.

有关整个多元宇宙的事情。

It's not great.

这不太好。

It's just been miss after miss, after miss.

错过一个又一个，接着是下一个错过。

Wizard of Oz did the multiverse first, and they did it best.

绿野仙踪最先探索了多元宇宙，而且做得最好。

The gays knew it, but we didn't listen.

同性恋者知道这一点，但我们没有听进去。

Let's just take the L and move on.

让我们接受失败，继续前进吧。

I think it's been steadily.

我觉得一直都很稳定。

great since endgame. What are you talking about? The multiverse is over.

自《复仇者联盟 4：终局之战》结束以来一直很棒。你在说什么？多元宇宙已经结束了。

Sandy going to destroy the fuck out of every time.

Sandy 将摧毁每一次该死的事情。

Ha! Y'all can't do shit about it.

哈！你们什么都做不了。

Do you not get it? If we don't go down to the subway and stop her, we all die.

你难道不明白吗？如果我们不下到地铁站阻止她，我们都会死。

Say the boss lady don't want no disturbance. You want to get down to the subway? You gotta go to us.

老板太太说不想被打扰。你想去地铁站吗？你得找我们。

Who's he dying, baby?

他在死什么，宝贝？

Luzie time, baby.

卢齐时间，宝贝。

Look alive.

保持警惕。

I think I'm hit.

我觉得我中弹了。

No shit. You did that on purpose.

别废话。你故意的。

I did no such thing.

我没有做那样的事情。

Listen to me, gorgeous. How long does it take for you to regenerate?

听我说，美丽的。你需要多长时间才能再生？

Regenerate?

再生？

You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you?

你真的是上帝的完美白痴，不是吗？

I'm okay. How dare you, you insensitive son of a bitch?

我没事。你怎么敢，你这个没心没肺的混蛋？

How is I supposed to know he doesn't regenerate? I'm not a medicine woman.

我怎么知道他不会再生？我不是医女。

Look, a donut card. They're practically hospitals. They sell portable triage units.

看，一个甜甜圈卡。它们几乎是医院。他们出售便携式分类单位。

I don't.

我不。

I'm going to get you to safety. He's not.

我会把你带到安全地方。他不会。

Deep breath.

深呼吸。

Hey! Where are we stopping? Just catching my breath. Just catching my breath.

嘿！我们在哪停下？只是在喘口气。只是在喘口气。

What are your legs on vacation?

你的腿在度假吗？

You're dead weight!

你是累赘！

That's because I'm paralyzed.

那是因为我瘫痪了。

We all have problems.

我们都有问题。

Listen to me.

听我说。

You're gonna live.

你会活下去的。

Look at me, nice goal.

看着我，不错的进球。

You're gonna live.

你会活下去的。

Say it.

说出来。

I'm gonna live.

我会活下去的。

Say it with me.

跟我说。

You're gonna live.

你会活下去的。

You're gonna live.

你会活下去的。

I don't think he's gonna make it.

我不认为他会挺过来的。

God, he loved his face.

天啊，他爱他的脸。

I could taste his final thought.

我能尝到他的最后一个念头。

He was so afraid, but he died a hero.

他非常害怕，但他死得像个英雄。

He died for murder, you dumb fuck.

他因谋杀而死，你这个蠢货。

And all I have to remember him by...

而我唯一能记住他的是...

Are these two gold-plated 50-caliber desert eagle pistol arrows?

这两支镀金的 50 口径沙漠之鹰手枪箭吗？

This is for him.

这是为了他。

Are you ready?

你准备好了吗？

I get to kill a hundred ewes?

我可以杀一百只母羊吗？

Fuck you, I'm ready.

去你的，我准备好了。

You don't want to see this one.

你不想看到这个。

That's a good girl.

那是个乖女孩。

Life is a mystery.

生活就是一个谜。

Everyone must stand alone.

每个人都必须独自站立。

I hear you.

我听到你了。

You save the good stuff for special occasions?

你把好东西留着特殊场合用吗？

Killing mostly.

大多数是杀戮。

What's the wind resistance on those blow job handles?

那些吹风机手柄的风阻是多少？

Sorry.

对不起。

Just a catty bitch, but I'm jealous.

只是一个爱嚼舌根的婊子，但我很嫉妒。

Alright, let's do this.

好的，让我们开始吧。

Maximum effort.

最大的努力。

I wish I would get.

我希望我会得到。

I wish I would get.

我希望我能得到。

Come on!

来吧！

No, I blew it.

不，我搞砸了。

After all that, the only theater to remember is that god off of this mouth!

经历了这一切之后，唯一值得记住的剧院就是这个嘴巴上的神！

What's your laughing, little fucker?

你在笑什么，小混蛋？

Oh.

哦。

I guess these ones regenerate.

我猜这些会再生。

Oh, come on.

哦，拜托。

You don't have time for this!

你没时间做这个！

That move!

那一招！

Stand down!

放下武器！

Holy shit.

天啊。

That's fucking Peter!

那是该死的彼得！

Peter.

彼得。

Peter's a goddamn legend and never.

彼得是一个该死的传奇，永远。

Damn legend in every dead polo's world.

该死的传奇在每个死去的马球世界中。

Hinissom!

Hinissom!

Aye!

哎呀！

Oh, now you're here!

哦，现在你来了！

Oh, well!

哦，好吧！

You're too late, it's all over!

你来得太迟了，一切都结束了！

Not yet, it's not.

还没有，还没有。

No, no, no, no, but we're very close.

不，不，不，不，但我们很接近。

Home stretch, folks, promise.

冲刺吧，朋友们，承诺。

Quick, let's out the stakes.

快点，让我们提高赌注。

If she seals the time representatives,

如果她封印时间代表，

she has the power to shred the fabric of all realities

她有能力撕裂所有现实的结构

until there is nothing left but the void.

直到只剩下虚空。

How do we shut it down?

我们如何关闭它？

I don't know.

我不知道。

How about now?

现在怎么样？

The mask is really intimidating, huh?

面具真的很吓人，对吧？

intimidating, huh? It's like Batman, except he can move his neck.

吓人，对吧？就像蝙蝠侠，只不过他可以转动脖子。

Okay, look, look, look.

好的，看，看，看。

The Ripper is fed from a secured chamber below ground.

切割者从地下一个安全室供给。

It is powered by twin matter and antimatter feeds converging inside the device.

它由内部汇聚的双物质和反物质供给驱动。

Now, Cassandra Nova is redirecting the Ripper's power to eliminate all timelines, starting with this one.

现在，卡桑德拉·诺瓦正在重定向切割者的力量，以消灭所有时间线，从这个开始。

Theoretically, you could stop her by short-circuiting the feeds in the chamber below.

理论上，你可以通过短路下方的馈线来阻止她。

One of you would create a circuit between the two feeds, then the released power would

你们中的一个人会在两个馈线之间创建一个电路，然后释放的力量将

destroy the machine.

摧毁机器。

But, well, come on, man.

但是，嗯，来吧，伙计。

If you're not gonna swallow, spit it out!

如果你不打算吞下去，就吐出来！

Who were formed the bridge would be annihilated.

谁构成了桥梁将被消灭。

I could live with that.

我可以接受这个。

Yeah, I could live with that too, actually.

是的，实际上我也可以接受这个。

You know, we survive anything.

你知道，我们可以度过任何困难。

We're like cockroaches.

我们就像蟑螂一样。

Not this time.

这次不行。

This is matter and antimatter.

这是物质和反物质。

They do not play nicely with each other.

它们彼此之间不友好。

When they mix it in your body, you will be atomized.

当它们在你的身体中混合时，你将被原子化。

Trust the laws of physics if you don't trust me.

如果你不相信我，就相信物理定律。

Even if you lived long enough to make the circuit,

即使你活得足够长以完成这个电路，

you will die down there.

你会在那里死去。

You heard that asshole upstairs.

你听到楼上那个混蛋了。

Even if we pull this off, we're dead permanently.

即使我们成功了，我们也会永远死去。

That's why it's got to be me.

这就是为什么必须是我。

What?

什么？

You didn't ask for any of this.

你没有要求任何这些。

You were right.

你是对的。

I lied.

我撒谎了。

I lied right to your face just to get you to help me.

我当面对你撒谎，只是为了让你帮助我。

You did.

你做到了。

You didn't lie.

你没有撒谎。

You made an educated wish.

你许了一个明智的愿望。

Come on.

加油。

You got a whole world to go back to him.

你有一个完整的世界可以回到他身边。

I got nothing.

我一无所有。

I got nothing.

我什么都没有。

With us.

跟我们。

Hey.

嘿。

I waited a long time for this team up.

我等了很久才等到这个团队合作。

You know something?

你知道吗？

You're the best Wolverine.

你是最棒的金刚狼。

Say out of your friends from you.

从你的朋友中说出来。

Sacrifice!

牺牲！

Why are you fucking doing this?

你为什么要这样做？

Because I'm Marble Jesus.

因为我是大理石耶稣。

Or Spock.

或者是斯波克。

Cartesian.

笛卡尔。

Hey!

嘿！

I think I'm nervous about dying.

我觉得我对死亡感到紧张。

You should be more.

你应该更加紧张。

Say hi to my friends for me, Peter.

请替我向我的朋友们问好，彼得。

Why?

为什么？

You want to be an annoying trick?

你想成为一个讨厌的小丑吗？

You're going to die!

你会死的！

You're going to fuck!

你要去操!

I'm not doing it because I need it.

我不是因为需要而这样做。

I'm doing it because they do.

我是因为他们这样做。

It's our phone.

这是我们的手机。

God!

天啊！

God!

天啊！

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

It's a hero in my room.

这是我房间里的英雄。

Whoever you think I am, got the wrong.

无论你认为我是谁，都错了。

You were always a wrong guy until you weren't.

直到你不再是一个错误的人，你一直是一个错误的人。

Finally, finally, matter.

最后，最后，重要的事情。

For which time in my life.

在我生命中的哪个时刻。

You've been busy.

你一直很忙。

Well, somebody else me.

嗯，有人替我。

We had some strange readings from this location.

我们从这个地点得到了一些奇怪的读数。

You wouldn't know anything about an unsanctioned time ripper, would you?

你不会知道任何关于未经批准的时光撕裂者的事情，对吧？

Uh, no. No, I wouldn't know anything about an unsanctioned time ripper.

呃，不。不，我不会知道任何关于未经批准的时光撕裂者的事情。

Maybe you should ask Cassandra Nova, because I was assured that she was safely held in the void.

也许你应该问卡桑德拉·诺瓦，因为我被告知她被安全地囚禁在虚空中。

But no, she was here, and she fondled my brain. How did you let this happen?

但是不，她在这里，她摸索着我的大脑。你怎么会让这种事发生？

Why did you let this happen?

为什么你让这种事发生？

You weren't involved at all.

你根本没有参与其中。

In stopping her.

在阻止她。

Yes!

是的！

Yes, I was!

是的，我是！

But not nearly enough.

但还远远不够。

Not as much as the men who went down there after her.

不及那些在她之后下去的男人多。

My men, my friends, I warned them that they would be completely obliterated if they went.

我的人，我的朋友，我警告过他们，如果他们去了，他们将会被彻底消灭。

But they went anyway, like...

但他们还是去了，就像...

Like hearings.

像听证会一样。

Because that's who they were.

因为那就是他们的本性。

They just did what they had to do, with no concern for their own safety.

他们只是做了他们必须做的事情，毫不顾及自己的安全。

The fact that we...

我们...

The fact that we are all still standing here is a testament to their heroism.

我们仍然站在这里的事实证明了他们的英雄主义。

He has risen, baby girl.

他已经站起来了，宝贝。

Fuck!

该死！

And I'll don't throw home to see me.

我不会扔家里来看我。

Just fine a piece of shit.

只是找一坨屎。

Fine indeed.

确实。

All right, put your greasy tits away, you preening slut.

好了，把你那油腻的胸部收起来，你这个自恋的荡妇。

I don't understand.

我不明白。

How are you two still alive?

你们两个怎么还活着？

You were right.

你是对的。

One of us would have been killed.

我们中的一个本应该被杀死。

but you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together

但你把一个死侍和一个金刚狼放在一起

make them hold hands while listening to Madonna

让他们手牵手，一边听玛丹娜的歌

indestructible motherfucker

不可摧毁的混蛋

Let's get this Deadpool variant back to the voice

让我们把这个死侍变种送回声音那里

Wait, hold on what?

等等，等一下，什么？

Nope, actually this one's homegrown

不，实际上这个是本土生产的

Like me, he belongs here

像我一样，他属于这里

And you are?

你是谁？

Peterpool

彼得普尔

But you can call me Peter

但你可以叫我彼得

And I hope that you do

我希望你这样做

What the fuck is happening here?

这里到底发生了什么鬼东西？

You are under judgment

你正在接受审判

For operating an unsectioned time ripper

因为操作未分区的时间裂缝器

Take you

带走你

I was just doing what you don't

我只是在做你不敢做的事情

I don't have the guts to do!

我没有勇气去做！

Get!

走开！

Your prince would handle me!

你的王子会处理我！

I'm grateful, gentlemen.

我很感激，先生们。

Let's hold the bowels.

让我们抓住机会。

You led an Omega-Level mutant to this timeline.

你把一个Ω级变种人带到了这个时间线。

You're welcome.

不客气。

And you shouldn't even be near this timeline.

你甚至不应该靠近这个时间线。

He's welcome.

他受欢迎。

And you look damn good in that suit.

你穿那套西装看起来真是棒极了。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉。

I'm gonna show you something, something huge.

我要给你看点什么，一些巨大的东西。

That's what Scoutmaster Kevin used to say.

这就是童子军领袖凯文过去常说的话。

Do you see that?

你看到了吗？

Your universe is regenerating.

你的宇宙正在重生。

Whatever you did here, you not only saved your world.

无论你在这里做了什么，你不仅拯救了你的世界。

You spared your timeline from extinction.

你拯救了你的时间线，使其免于灭绝。

I'd rest up.

我会休息一下。

I have a feeling your work is only just getting started.

我觉得你的工作才刚刚开始。

Till your nine days.

直到你的九天。

Wait!

等一下！

We couldn't have made it out of the void without some help

我们没有办法在没有一些帮助的情况下走出虚空

from some people that the world kind of, kind of forgot.

从一些世界似乎有点遗忘的人那里得到的帮助

Is there any way that you could maybe find a way of

你能不能想办法找到一种方法

to bring him home.

把他带回家。

I'll see what I can do.

我会尽力而为。

And I promise my friend here that the TVA could undo some pretty awful shit in his timeline.

我向我的朋友保证，TVA 可以在他的时间线中撤销一些相当糟糕的事情。

What would you say to that?

你会对此说什么？

Change the past.

改变过去。

He did help me save the world.

他确实帮助我拯救了世界。

And his past made him a man who did it.

他的过去让他成为一个做到的人。

There's nothing to fix Mr. Wilson.

没有什么需要修复的，威尔逊先生。

No, baby.

不，宝贝。

Chormel? I get eaten now.

克罗梅尔？我现在被吃掉了。

You know the Avengers discovered swimmer?

你知道复仇者发现了游泳者吗？

That'd be lucky to have you.

很幸运能有你。

Oh!

哦！

Come on.

加油。

Fuck off!

滚开！

Come in, my little conchkins!

进来吧，我的小贝壳！

Yes, it's you. You're a survivor.

是的，是你。你是一个幸存者。

Oh, all is right in the world.

哦，世界一切都好了。

Yes, it is.

是的，是的。

So what are you gonna do next?

那你接下来打算做什么？

I'll figure it out. I always do.

我会想出办法的。我总是这样做。

I'll probably see you around.

也许我会在周围见到你。

See you around?

再见？

See you, Mother.

再见，妈妈。

I'm gonna love him.

我会爱他的。

We're gonna love it,

我们会喜欢它，

R-E-S-V-C-T-O.

R-E-S-V-C-T-O。

Logan.

洛根。

Hal?

Hal？

I'm back.

我回来了。

About damn time.

该死的时间。

You holding.

你拿着。

I'm all out of devil's dandiff

我已经用完了魔鬼的蒲公英

and I'm shaking like an angling vibrator.

我像一个摇晃的角度振动器一样颤抖。

Thank you, Hal.

谢谢你，哈尔。

We have company.

我们有客人。

Althea.

Althea。

This is...

这是...

This is Logan.

这是 Logan。

Nice to meet you.

很高兴见到你。

Nice to meet you, Logan.

很高兴见到你，Logan。

Nice to meet you, too.

很高兴见到你。

This little ancient, anal shitnot is Mary Puppens,

这个小古老的，肛门狗屎不是玛丽·普本斯，

or as I like to call her, dogpool.

或者我喜欢称她为狗池。

You want to treat yourself to a little stroke?

你想给自己来点刺激吗？

Oh, shit the tongue.

哦，该死的舌头。

Oh, my God, motherfucker!

哦，我的天啊，混蛋！

Right?

对吧？

It's like an armadillo fucked a gremlin,

就像一只犰狳和一只小鬼交配，

angrily, and a bed of gonorrhea,

愤怒地，还有一床淋病，

and didn't stop until the sun came up.

直到太阳升起才停止。

Everyone wants to matter.

每个人都想要有意义。

Turns out that you don't need to be Marveled Jesus to do it.

结果证明，你不需要成为神奇的耶稣才能做到。

you just need to open your eyes and look around and if you're lucky we'll find a few

你只需要睁开眼睛看看周围，如果你幸运的话，我们会找到一些。

friends old friends and some new ones too give me the fuck you dog talk to the

一些老朋友和一些新朋友也给我说话

girl you've been busy did it for you if you don't want me yet turns out I am the

女孩，你一直很忙，我为你做了这件事

world-saving type just look around this table if you want proof the best part sometimes the

如果你不想要我，结果证明我是那种拯救世界的人，看看这张桌子周围，如果你想要证据，有时最好的部分是

people we save they save us right back you're not the only one of the only one with gifts what is

我们拯救的人也会回报我们，你不是唯一一个拥有天赋的人。

this place.

这个地方。

I'm gonna turn in point a fork stuck

我要转身，指向一个被卡住的叉子。

Don't grab you by the rest direct you where to go

不要抓住你，直接指导你去哪里

I hope you at the time

我希望你在那个时候

It's not in question but a lesson in time

这不是问题，而是一个及时的教训

I do

我做

This is Stanley

这是斯坦利

In the trouble

在麻烦中

In the end is right

最后是对的

I hope you at the time of your life

我希望你在你生命中的时刻

You know I just thought it's about the kind of a kinship to

你知道我只是觉得这是一种亲缘关系

I like to play that guy some day.

我希望有一天能和那个家伙玩。

So, take the photographs and still friends in your mind.

所以，把照片留在你的脑海中，我们仍然是朋友。

I was there for three weeks before I shot a single thing.

在我拍摄任何东西之前，我在那里待了三个星期。

That first day of shooting, I was so nervous, man.

那个拍摄的第一天，我紧张得要命。

Everyone was sort of going, who's this guy?

每个人都在想，这家伙是谁？

You know, there was a lot of that and you know,

你知道的，有很多这样的事情，你知道的，

if you're going to deliver and I even feel all that kind of pressure.

如果你要交付，我甚至感受到那种压力。

kind of Prussia.

普鲁士那种。

It's always the suit's fault.

总是西装的错。

Never be after.

永远不要在之后。

She's the only way.

她是唯一的出路。

I said this is good.

我说这很好。

Medical research.

医学研究。

Bye one of them.

再见其中一个。

Bye, Bidio.

再见，比迪奥。

I'm tired.

我累了。

I'm tired of these absolutely file rumors that I got Johnny killed.

我受够了这些完全是谣言的传言，说我害了约翰尼。

Johnny killed. Let's look at the tape.

约翰尼被害了。让我们看录像带。

In the void, you're either food for Elias or you work for her.

在虚空中，你要么成为伊莱亚斯的食物，要么为她工作。

Go on, Johnny.

继续，约翰尼。

And I'll tell you who her is.

我会告诉你她是谁。

Cassandra Nova, a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole.

卡桑德拉·诺瓦，一个妄自尊大的精神病混蛋。

A finger-licking dead inside pixie slap a third-rate dime store nutnoke.

一个舔手指的内心死去的小精灵打了一个三流的廉价杂货店疯子。

And I'll tell you what she can do.

我会告诉你她能做什么。

I'm listening?

我在听吗？

She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell.

她可以舔干净我的该死的肉桂圈，然后滚到秃头的地狱去。

In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon.

实际上，如果她把我的皮肤都剥掉，像噩梦般的血球一样把我弄破，我也不在乎。

If the last thing I do with this godforsaken, come gutter existence is like that fuckbox on fire, I still won't die, hatch.

如果我在这个该死的、肮脏的存在中所做的最后一件事就是让那个该死的盒子着火，我还是不会死的，孵化。

Holy shit, girl, you crazy.

天啊，女孩，你疯了。

That's right, wait.

就是这样，等等。

I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fuck the charred remains while gargling juggernauts jugger nuts.

直到我在她新鲜烤烧尸体上撒尿并在咽喉巨人的坚果时才会感到快乐。

Wow.

哇。

And you can quote me.

你可以引用我的话。

Okay.

好的。

Got you fuck face.

你这个混蛋。