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In New York City,
there's a fine line between law and chaos.
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On that line live Danson and Highsmith.
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Tell me again
why I decided to get on this roof!
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I think you can chalk that up
to bad life choices.
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Get rid of that asshole.
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I hate it when you say:
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Dude, you put a ding in my hood!
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Come on with it, then!
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Whoa, hey!
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That's trouble.
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Did someone call Nine-One-holy-shit?
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That's it. I'm sick of all this running.
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Hang on!
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You have the right to remain silent!
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But I wanna hear you scream!
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Down on the ground!
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Detective! Yeah, yeah! Detective!
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One at a time, all right?
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Yeah, detectives, Rick Grayson,
New York Observer Online.
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These suspects were caught
with a quarter pound of marijuana...
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...a misdemeanor.
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Do you think this arrest was worth
12 million in property damages?
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Why don't we let New York City
answer that question?
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The greatest city on Earth, yeah!
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Hi, Sarah Gapone
from TMZ print edition.
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Danson, are the rumors about
you and Kim Kardashian true?
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No comment.
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But, yes.
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Danson and Highsmith,
free hot dogs for life!
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No drinks. No drinks.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
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Danson and Highsmith shoot, drive,
and sex with style. They're rock stars.
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Then you got your jokers,
your ball busters, your vets...
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...and the other guys.
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We know, we know. We know.
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All right, all right.
Listen up, listen up!
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We're having a celebration tonight
at Butter.
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Brody Jenner's gonna be there.
Bai Ling.
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-That little short bitch from Jersey Shore.
-Yeah!
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And most of you are on the list.
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You're the best.
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Guys, I'm gonna say something
right now.
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About a man who came from Austria
with a dream.
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-Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-Let me finish.
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He became a champion
and then a movie star.
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-Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-God damn it, let me...
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They ruined the story.
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Let.... What.... The point is...
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...we couldn't do our job if it weren't
for you doing the paperwork...
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...answering phones,
and all that stupid shit.
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All the gun fights, all the car chases...
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...all the sex we don't wanna have
with women, but we have to...
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...all due to what you guys do.
Thank you.
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-And we'd do it again and again.
-Hey, you shut your face!
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If we wanna hear you talk...
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...I will shove my arm up your ass
and work your mouth like a puppet!
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You hear me? You hear me?
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-Cash bar.
-Yeah.
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Peace out, bitches.
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Hey, fellas. All right, bring it in.
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Come on. Bring it in a little bit.
All right, right there.
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Just back up, just like right there.
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All right, just one.... Just a....
There you go, right there. Right there.
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This is their paperwork.
They're not gonna do it.
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That's right.
This paperwork is like Bob's wife here.
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It's thick, ugly,
got Danson's fingerprints all over it.
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-No offense.
-That's all right.
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-Anyway, now who wants it?
-I do!
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All right! Paper Bitch
and Yankee Clipper on the case!
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-Nice work. Thanks.
-Thank you.
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"I'll do it! I'll do it!"
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Stop humming that song!
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-I can hum if I want to.
-No, I know you can.
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I'm asking you to stop.
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-If you're asking, then I'll stop.
-Thank you.
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Could you not smile like that?
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You're asking me to mask my emotions
because of how it makes you feel.
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That I will not do.
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Seriously, stop humming! Okay?
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This isn't accounting or wherever...
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...you and your little pocket calculator
were transferred from.
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Forensic accounting, okay.
And it's an important part of the job.
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Yeah, whatever. Stop being so overtly
happy about doing shit work, you moron.
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Hey, guys. Reminder.
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The police union picnic's
coming up this weekend.
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My wife's making her famous
deviled eggs, again. My waistline's furious.
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It's a bad time, Bob!
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All right.
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Going to get a slice.
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You know what I just did?
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I walked out that door,
saw a couple detectives...
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...and I was about to start
bad mouthing you...
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...but I stopped myself,
because my pops taught me...
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...that a man who talks
behind somebody's back is a coward.
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Wow, I appreciate that.
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Good, I'm gonna tell you
to your face.
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-No. You don't have to.
-No, I don't like you.
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I think you're a fake cop.
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The sound of your piss hitting the urinal?
It sounds feminine.
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If we were in the wild,
I would attack you.
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Even if you weren't in my food chain,
I would go out of my way to attack you.
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If I were a lion, and you were a tuna...
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...I would swim out in the ocean
and freaking eat you!
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And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
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Okay, first off,
a lion swimming in the ocean?
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Lions don't like water.
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If you'd placed it near a river or some sort
of fresh water source, that'd make sense.
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But you find yourself in the ocean,
20-foot waves...
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...I'm assuming
it's off the coast of South Africa...
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...coming up against a full-grown,
800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends?
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You lose that battle.
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You lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what.
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You've wandered into our school of tuna,
and we now have a taste of lion.
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We've talked to ourselves.
We've communicated.
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-Yeah?
-And said, "You know what?
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"Lion tastes good.
Let's go get some more lion."
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We've developed a system
to establish a beachhead...
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...and aggressively hunt
you and your family.
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And we will corner your pride...
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-...your children.
-How you gonna do that?
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We will construct a series
of breathing apparatus with kelp.
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We will be able to trap
certain amounts of oxygen.
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It's not gonna be days at a time,
but an hour, hour 45, no problem.
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That will give us enough time
to figure out where you live...
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...go back to the sea, get more oxygen,
and then stalk you.
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You just lost at your own game.
You're outgunned and outmanned.
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Did that go
the way you thought it was gonna go?
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Nope.
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Two minutes
before the markets open...
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...Pamela Boardman, CEO of Lendl
Global, ringing the opening bell.
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With Boardman is investment banker,
David Ershon...
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...who manages 40 percent
of Lendl's $70-billion equity pool.
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How much did we lose?
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You may ring the bell now,
Ms. Boardman.
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-Thirty-two.
-Million?
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No, billion.
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Shit!
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Chinatown. Three Triad gang members.
I popped two of them off the draw.
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-Bang, bang.
-Yeah.
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-Then I raise up to take the leader out.
-Shit, I feel like I'm there.
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I hear a whistle.
My partner's on the roof.
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He says, "Let's even the odds!"
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He tosses me down a Mossberg pump.
I send one through his chest.
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Game over, bitches.
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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Jimmy? Let's talk about
how that story made you feel.
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Like a Viagra pill with a face.
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I know it's very tempting.
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You want to impress your friends.
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But this is serious stuff
we're dealing with, okay?
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This is firing your weapon
in the line of duty.
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Officer Hoitz?
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Oh, man.
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Would you like to share?
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No, I'd rather not.
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Officer Hoitz, you've been coming here
for six months...
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...and you haven't said a word.
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This is a safe environment,
no judgment here.
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Douche bag.
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That's judgment, Jimmy. Come on.
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I relive it every night.
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Bronx, October.
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Game 7 of the World Series.
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For all the marbles. High pressure,
unruly crowd, and I pulled tunnel duty.
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I saw a shadowy figure in the tunnel.
I told him to stop.
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Whoa, whoa, this is a restricted area!
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Finally pulled my gun.
He started running at me.
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Don't make me shoot! I'll do it!
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Are you deaf?
You hear me yell, "Freeze"?
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You dick! I'm Derek Jeter!
You shot me!
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-You cost me 20 grand on that game!
-Douche bag.
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Cost the city a championship.
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I was being groomed
for a top position in homicide.
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Now I'm stuck with a desk jockey.
Everybody calls me the Yankee Clipper.
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Because you shot Derek Jeter!
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He's a biracial angel.
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You should've shot A-Rod.
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Yo, Paper Bitch.
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-What's up, man?
-Hey. Hey, guys.
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-Paper Bitch.
-Paper Bitch.
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I don't like that.
I know you guys think it's fun.
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Still working on
the Danson and Highsmith paperwork?
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-Shit.
-No, actually, actually, that's....
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What is this? That looks stupid.
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Guys, it's illegal permitting for
construction. Specifically, scaffolding.
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Some of the guys were talking.
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They were like, "How come you've never
fired your weapon in the office before?"
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Good point.
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I'm sorry, I don't follow.
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-You've never fired in the office.
-We all have. It's called a desk pop.
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-Fellas, I know you don't respect me.
-Not true.
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I'm not stupid. I'm not gonna
discharge my firearm in the office.
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Listen. I'll try to make it clear.
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We honor the flag, you crap on it when
you don't shoot your gun in the office.
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Jimmy.
When's the last time you had a desk pop?
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September '08.
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-Be a man. Do it.
-Now.
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-Please, do it.
-Pop one off!
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-There you go. Pop it off!
-Don't think, just go!
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-Here we go.
-Do it, yes.
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He did it!
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Hey! Shots fired!
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Hey, Terry, I did it!
I did my first desk pop!
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It's a real thing, right?
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-A desk pop?
-Yeah.
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No, that's not real!
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They were so convincing
in their argument, they swung me.
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You're gonna have to
hand over your gun.
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Yes, sir.
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Captain, you really wanna disarm this guy,
take out the batteries in the calculator.
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All right, I'm gonna give you this.
A dummy gun. I use it for ceremony.
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There.
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You get this back
when I feel you know how to handle it.
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Listen, guys.
I'm working two jobs. I'm working here.
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And I got another job
at Bed Bath and Beyond. Okay?
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I'm doing that
just to put a kid through NYU...
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...so he can explore his bisexuality
and become a deejay.
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Now the last thing I need
is a ballistics report in the unit.
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I'm just gonna ask you guys,
please, come on.
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Just think about.... Just be smart.
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211 in progress.
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They're using a wrecking ball
to clean out Castien Jewelry.
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All right, we got it.
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-Good luck. Have a good one.
-Allen, let's go.
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-No, I got work to do.
-What? This is work!
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Hey, yo! Danson and Highsmith.
We roll in heavy.
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You cream puffs, sit tight.
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You gotta be shitting me!
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You can't keep me cooped up in here,
okay?
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I am a peacock! You gotta let me fly!
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Did he just...?
Did he just call himself a peacock?
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Come on, fellas! Wednesday night
is taco night at Rikers Island!
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That's the second one this week!
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Hey, you monkeys! Stop!
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Let's go!
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Yeah!
237
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,653
Heads up!
238
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,113
Shit.
239
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,211
Special Forces zip line.
240
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,464
Cut that line! Cut it! Let's go!
241
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,092
-These guys are pros.
-Let's go!
242
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,304
-You thinking what I'm thinking, partner?
-Aim for the bushes.
243
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,585
Cops still argue to this day
why Danson and Highsmith jumped.
244
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:04,631
Maybe it was just pride, having survived
so many brushes with death.
245
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,883
Maybe their egos pushed them off.
246
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,678
I don't know. But that shit was crazy.
247
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:14,474
Either way, there was a hole in
New York City, and it needed to be filled.
248
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,851
Two days ago, this city wept.
249
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:20,897
We lost two heroes
who gave everything for us...
250
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:25,985
...who paid that ultimate sacrifice
so that we may walk these streets safely.
251
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,405
There wasn't even an awning.
252
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,657
-No, I know.
-They just jumped 20 stories.
253
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,033
Doesn't make sense.
254
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:36,037
I only hope God lets them take their .357s
with them to heaven.
255
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,457
It's our moment, Allen.
Our moment to step up and be the guys.
256
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,627
-We're at a funeral. Show some respect.
-What?
257
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,005
You don't think every other detective
isn't thinking the same thing?
258
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,844
Allen, listen.
Danson and Highsmith are gone.
259
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,930
Their desks are empty.
Someone has to fill those seats.
260
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,517
That someone is us, okay?
The city's dying for a hero.
261
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,394
-Is it?
-Yeah.
262
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:03,106
What about nine million
socially-conscious and unified citizens...
263
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,941
...stepping up and doing their part?
264
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,277
As a kid, didn't you dress up
and play cops and robbers?
265
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,529
I'll tell you what I did as a little kid.
266
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,948
I went to school and made my bed.
267
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,659
And at age 11, I audited my parents.
268
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:18,037
And believe me, there were some
discrepancies, and I was grounded.
269
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,998
What the hell are you?
270
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,042
Well, well, well. What do we got here?
271
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:27,255
Look at these two jamokes, would you?
One shot Jeter, the other shot an office.
272
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,219
Have some decorum.
We're at a funeral.
273
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,513
You wanna dance, brolio?
274
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,851
I will rock your body with big, nasty hooks.
You'll be pissing blood out of your ass.
275
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,228
-That's horrible.
-Why don't you step back, man?
276
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,897
You touch him, I swear to God...
277
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,732
I'm gonna beat you
with Allen's head.
278
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,359
He's not gonna do that. Hyperbole.
Weird example.
279
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,236
-You wanna go?
-I wanna go!
280
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:52,989
-Get him off.
-Kick his ass.
281
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,200
Yeah. How do you like that?
282
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,827
-Pull his hair!
-I love it.
283
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,704
This hurts so good.
284
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,707
-Very sorry for your loss.
-What a lovely hat.
285
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,709
I love your shoes.
286
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,544
-It's fine, it's fine.
-Go, go.
287
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,296
Punish him!
288
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,423
Oh, man.
289
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,051
Do it. That's how we do it in the hood.
290
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,512
-Punish him.
-That's not even a move.
291
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,847
I'm the winner.
I'm the winner, everybody saw.
292
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,183
What the hell is going on here?
293
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,060
Two good men are dead...
294
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,271
...and you guys are fighting over
who's gonna be the next hotshot?
295
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,107
-Is that what's happening?
-That's what's happening.
296
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,026
Let me tell you about those guys.
297
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:34,239
They knew that to become a good cop,
you had to solve cases. Okay?
298
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,326
Okay, and maybe you start
with the Castien robbery.
299
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,037
Okay? So just watch it.
300
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,165
Next time, me, you, library.
301
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,417
-Not even close.
-Come on, guys. Come on.
302
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,045
-You are...
-I'm the winner!
303
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,382
I didn't need you to stick up for me.
I could've handled that myself.
304
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:56,177
Hey, don't flatter yourself.
It's the partner's code. I had no choice.
305
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,554
Move.
306
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,732
-Nine-fifteen, let's have a great day!
-Cut the shit!
307
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,907
Good morning.
308
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,078
We've got shots fired.
509 East 10th Street.
309
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:25,290
Large amounts of cocaine on the scene.
Try to stay out of trouble.
310
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,000
No chance you'd wanna go, right?
311
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,002
No chance. Too busy.
312
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:33,590
All right, ladies. Starting to get the picture?
We're about to lock shit down.
313
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,675
-That's right.
-Stay and get your type on.
314
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,677
Go get them.
Lot of energy, lot of focus.
315
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,887
Shut up!
316
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,180
Could I see you in the hallway
for a second?
317
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,724
I'm super busy right now.
318
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,726
No, no, I know. This'll be real quick.
319
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,644
It's about the construction permits.
320
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,771
-The scaffolding?
-This is our thing, yeah.
321
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,983
So, what do you got?
322
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,527
I got this! I'll put one right in your neck.
323
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,737
What are you doing?
324
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,531
Let's go. We're going to that call.
325
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,158
-What is this?
-Shut up.
326
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,619
We're going to the car,
and going after this case.
327
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,120
-You're not gonna shoot me.
-I won't?
328
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,663
-No.
-I shot Jeter.
329
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,916
-That was an accident.
-Was it?
330
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,542
-Now move.
-Okay.
331
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,586
Hey.
332
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,881
Does anybody see this?
He's got a gun on me.
333
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,674
I'm being kidnapped.
334
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,928
Really, we're in a police station
and no one is interested in this?
335
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,472
-So then what happened?
-What do you think happened?
336
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:26,017
I woke up, took the belt off my neck,
got in my car and got out of there.
337
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,727
Talk about a wild weekend, right?
338
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,022
I thought I was gonna
have to shoot my way out.
339
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,316
What are you gonna do, you know?
Bar mitzvahs.
340
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,528
What the hell is this?
341
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,323
It's my car. It's a Prius.
342
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:44,077
I feel like we're literally driving around
in a vagina.
343
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,996
Detective Hoitz and Gamble
are on that 518 on East 10th.
344
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,165
Negatory, Martin and Fosse,
two minutes out.
345
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,959
We'll just see who's there first.
346
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,795
You stay out of our crime scene!
You hear me?
347
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,713
Go, go, go!
348
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,591
You feel that, Allen?
That tingling in your balls?
349
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,426
Butterflies in your stomach?
350
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,261
Are you sure
you don't have testicular cancer?
351
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,430
I got something to get you going.
352
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,435
Let's go do some damage!
353
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,105
Nope.
354
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,566
What the hell is that?
355
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,027
LRB. Little River Band.
356
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,697
This makes me feel
like I'm going shopping for a bra.
357
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,366
You know what?
We go with no music, okay?
358
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,701
-Fine.
-Say bye.
359
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:25,910
No, don't say bye....
360
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,704
You just signed your death warrant!
361
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,915
Allen, punch that accelerator
or I will shoot you in the foot!
362
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,542
America!
363
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,169
Allen! Allen, hit the brake!
364
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,881
Seriously, slow down!
We're approaching the crime scene!
365
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,010
-Terry, I'm coming in.
-You're gonna smash right through!
366
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,761
Dude! What...?
367
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,102
That's a lot of cocaine.
368
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,023
Did you yell "America"
when you hit the accelerator?
369
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,941
Nope. No. No.
370
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,944
I've never actually put my foot
all the way down...
371
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:03,990
...to the ground
with the accelerator like that.
372
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,452
It got me slightly aroused.
373
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,581
Here we go.
374
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,086
Way to put your stamp
on the crime scene, guys.
375
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,589
-Prius, huh?
-Yep, yep.
376
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:20,798
Good mileage?
377
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,008
-Outstanding.
-Yeah.
378
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,094
Did this come with a dental dam?
379
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,722
-No.
-Get it?
380
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:32,852
-My Suburban shit one of these.
-I didn't know they put tampons on wheels.
381
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,605
We've had our fun, huh?
382
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,691
Looks like Scarface
sneezed on your car.
383
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,485
All right, everybody!
384
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,404
I'm gonna need you all to back up now.
We're taking over.
385
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:46,157
"At the crime scene, LOL."
386
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,950
-Good tweet.
-Yeah, thanks.
387
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:52,121
America has always been defined
by its excess.
388
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,750
The Grand Canyon,
professional sports contracts.
389
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,252
Wendy's Baconator, extra bacon.
390
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:02,256
I myself have 18 Lamborghinis...
391
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,301
...and a Subaru station wagon.
392
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,513
And it's because of this excess
that I have flourished.
393
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:12,183
I implore you,
please, do not stop profiting.
394
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:16,062
Live for excess. It's the American way.
395
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,903
Hello.
396
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,782
Mr. Ershon? I believe this call's for you.
397
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,286
Sir David.
398
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:35,957
David. You're not returning my calls,
so I'd like you to meet Roger Wesley.
399
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,750
-Good day, mate.
-Hey.
400
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:42,421
Roger and his team are gonna babysit you
because I think you're going to take off.
401
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,299
Pamela, this is ridiculous.
I'm not going anywhere.
402
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,802
David, the Lendl quarterlies
come out on the 26th.
403
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,721
You have until then to give me my money.
I'm not reporting any losses.
404
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,640
I have zeroed in on a new investor.
405
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,810
Well, then, get their money,
make it disappear, then pay us back.
406
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:59,188
Yes, yes, I'll tell him
he doesn't need to keep watching me.
407
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,732
-David!
-Okay, sweetheart, bye-bye.
408
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:06,279
Yeah. She overreacted. She's a woman.
So you're good to go.
409
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,697
Heard everything, mate.
410
00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:08,906
Ladies and gentlemen...
411
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:13,786
...guess who gave me the secrets
to making my first billion dollars.
412
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:17,123
That man there.
413
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,001
Go! Go!
414
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,086
-Side!
-Step aside, please.
415
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,589
You don't think I'm a real cop, do you?
416
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,924
No. I've said that
to your face numerous times.
417
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,678
-I was really honest about that.
-I'm working on a huge case, all right?
418
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,930
Owner with seven buildings
under construction.
419
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,100
He hasn't applied
for a single scaffolding permit.
420
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:40,188
Now, according to Ask Jeeves, this perp
is at the Plaza Hotel speaking right now.
421
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:44,025
-That's your case? Scaffolding permits?
-Yeah.
422
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:47,361
Guess what? You're coming with me.
423
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,031
It's a wooden gun.
424
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,368
That hurts, man!
425
00:24:56,579 --> 00:25:00,499
I've always got Little River Band
loaded up here. I've got six disks in here.
426
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,462
Claude, meet me outside,
at the back of the service entrance.
427
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,964
I'm flying Air Singapore.
428
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,758
-Hey. How's the wife?
-She died.
429
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:09,967
Attaboy!
430
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,053
I'll be there in two minutes exactly.
431
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:15,723
Another thing I hate about you?
You always pay in exact change.
432
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,100
You're just mad
because I have a change purse.
433
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:19,310
Why do you even care?
434
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:22,396
How can I help it? You know what?
You know what's worse?
435
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,733
-The way you fart. They're not manly.
-You're being ridiculous.
436
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,402
They sound like a baby
blowing out candles on a cake.
437
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:29,612
-What?
-Like a little:
438
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,656
-You know what bugs me about you?
-What?
439
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,115
I'm sure you've never voted.
440
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:36,577
No, I vote. Sports radio, AM 880.
Play of the week.
441
00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,996
You're like a child in a leather jacket.
That's what you're like.
442
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:42,124
-Get out of the way, man!
-Wait. Are you David Ershon?
443
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,503
Well, it's Sir David Ershon,
but I don't bother with the....
444
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,839
Anyway, little bit of a rush,
if you don't mind. Thank you.
445
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:52,176
-Excuse me, you're under arrest, okay?
-What?
446
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:56,973
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you do or say can be used....
447
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,350
-What's the next part?
-As a floatation device.
448
00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:00,935
As a floatation device.
449
00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:04,605
You know what? That's very funny.
I have never Miranda-ed anyone before.
450
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,440
-Really?
-Are you guys for real?
451
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,650
Am I being punk'd?
452
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:10,027
Detective Allen Gamble.
453
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:13,114
We are in a cocaine-covered car,
and we are bringing in a perp.
454
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:15,950
-One David Ershon.
-A hundred and seventy-five pounds.
455
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:18,119
-Thank you, 175 pounds.
-Shut up, man!
456
00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:22,123
Martin and Fosse are probably on Studio
B talking to Shepard Smith right now.
457
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:25,042
We arrest this jerkoff
for a scaffolding permit?
458
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:27,295
Wait, wait,
what am I being arrested for?
459
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,297
For scaffolding permit violation.
460
00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:40,141
-I got my insurance card.
-Easy, mate.
461
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,685
-What the hell? You ran into us!
-Stand over there.
462
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,980
-Wood?
-What the...?
463
00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:47,690
-Couldn't see the car. It's big.
-What?
464
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,567
Do not let these men take me.
465
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:52,737
Hi.
466
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:56,574
-Why's she looking at you like that?
-That's my car!
467
00:26:56,741 --> 00:27:00,494
Hey, hey, hey!
We didn't exchange insurance information!
468
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,371
Hey! Excuse me!
469
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,666
Why did they take our shoes?
470
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:09,503
-What the hell just happened?
-Where's my iPhone?
471
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,423
I think we've walked 30 blocks, man.
472
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:17,595
I don't get why we can't just call the office
and have a squad car come pick us up.
473
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:21,849
They took our shoes, our guns, our car.
No way that's going out on the radio.
474
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:25,353
If we're gonna do this together,
there's issues we need to settle, okay?
475
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:29,023
I mean, you said I had a weak chin.
You said the way I pee is feminine.
476
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,358
How do you think that makes me feel?
477
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:35,529
I mean, that list you have,
you put a lot of thought in. It's weird.
478
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,865
I hear you.
479
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:42,703
Let's clean the slate right now.
Fresh start.
480
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,414
All right. Fresh start.
481
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,711
Maybe we should call ourselves
the Febreze Brothers...
482
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:54,965
...because it's feeling so fresh right now.
Right?
483
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:58,094
Let's do another fresh start.
I wanted to punch you in the face.
484
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:01,055
Fine, fresh start.
485
00:28:01,222 --> 00:28:02,890
It's the last one.
486
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:04,934
I have to be able to express myself.
487
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,648
-Okay, folks! Everybody, listen up!
-Listen up!
488
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,650
Got a high profile kidnapping.
489
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:16,153
David Ershon, wealthy banker,
multinational team.
490
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,322
Maybe a sleeper cell,
but it's early.
491
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:22,827
Hey, Bilbo Baggins. Where are your
shoes? Because your feet are black.
492
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,912
Who cares? It's not important, okay?
493
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,540
Hoitz, Gamble, captain. Not good.
494
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,043
-Bye, guys.
-Bye-bye.
495
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,253
Come on.
496
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:35,923
Guys, this is Don Beaman,
the attorney for Mr. Ershon.
497
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,092
Roger Wesley,
head of his private security.
498
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,094
-Hey, how are you? Son of a bitch!
-Hey!
499
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,470
Hey, Terry! Take it easy!
500
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,931
-That's the guy who took our guns.
-And shoes!
501
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,059
Wait a minute. Did you identify
yourselves as police officers?
502
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,437
-What is this?
-Allen, tell me. Did you?
503
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:50,688
No, we did not.
504
00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:54,817
Sorry, gentlemen. We thought
you were abducting Mr. Ershon.
505
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,527
It's only protocol.
506
00:28:56,694 --> 00:29:01,365
Mr. Ershon has agreed to correct this
scaffolding situation. The case is closed.
507
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,951
I've taken care
of all necessary paperwork.
508
00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:06,120
And you fellas should just be glad...
509
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,373
...that Mr. Ershon is not pressing charges
for excessive force.
510
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,292
-Thank you, captain.
-You bet.
511
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,335
Australian?
512
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:14,920
Special Forces, right?
513
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,798
Best watch your step, detective.
514
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:20,551
There are three things
I love in this world:
515
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:21,760
Kylie Minogue...
516
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,140
...small dimples just above
a woman's buttocks...
517
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,641
Beautiful features.
518
00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:30,478
...and the fear in a man's eye
who knows I'm about to hurt him.
519
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:35,024
Hey! Shake your dicks.
This pissing contest is over.
520
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,525
Come on, man.
521
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:42,198
All right, look,
they returned your shoes.
522
00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:46,952
And they returned your weapons.
Here you go, Terry.
523
00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:51,123
Allen, someone was nice enough
to put linseed oil on it...
524
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,043
...some kind of stain on that,
dark walnut or something.
525
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,712
You might wanna think about
dropping a thank you note.
526
00:29:56,879 --> 00:29:59,131
Okay. You're mad at us, huh, Gene?
527
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:02,927
First off, don't call me Gene.
I'm your captain.
528
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:05,513
Guys, do you remember
the "Be Smart" speech?
529
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:06,805
-Sure.
-All right.
530
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,517
Well, what did you do?
What'd you do about it?
531
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:12,478
The opposite.
We were not smart, Captain Gene.
532
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,438
It's just "captain."
533
00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:17,525
Just "captain." Not "Captain Gene."
I don't have a kiddie show.
534
00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:19,318
That sounds creepy, "Captain Gene."
535
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:23,739
Police mistakenly arrest
investment banker, David Ershon.
536
00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:26,742
Was he the victim
of financial profiling?
537
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:31,539
Financial profiling? That's crazy.
He broke the law and we arrested him.
538
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:35,709
That wasn't a security team.
He said, "Don't let these people take me."
539
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,212
When you hear hooves,
you think horses, not zebras.
540
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,257
What about donkeys or deer?
541
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:43,384
They have hooves.
What about bovine creatures?
542
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,471
Were you just thinking to yourself,
"Fresh start"?
543
00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:50,516
-Yeah.
-Yeah. I could see it.
544
00:30:50,683 --> 00:30:52,685
Why don't we just go over to my place?
545
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,103
We'll talk the case down.
546
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,230
We can have dinner.
You can meet Sheila.
547
00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:59,066
Two cops talking down a case
while eating food, all right?
548
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,276
-It's not dinner.
-Fine.
549
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,152
And let me apologize in advance...
550
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,655
...in case my wife
acts like a world-class bitch.
551
00:31:04,822 --> 00:31:09,952
She's a big old broad,
and she likes to wield it.
552
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:15,916
Okay, so I put together a little bio,
complete with pictures of David Ershon.
553
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:19,420
I used Adobe Premiere.
I like to do a little weekend editing.
554
00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:23,090
I recently just cut three minutes
out of Goodfellas.
555
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:26,468
David Ershon is currently
the CEO of Ershon Consortium.
556
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:30,222
-Who's that talking?
-It's the Frontline Narration App.
557
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:34,310
Ershon Consortium, current financial
investments exceed 70 billion.
558
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:37,396
His largest clients include
Schering-Plough and Lendl Global.
559
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:40,232
Lendl has those ads
where I can't figure out what they do.
560
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,402
Yeah, oil, media, health care,
you've heard their jingle:
561
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,447
Lendl Global, we're in everything
562
00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:49,450
David Ershon is often found
in the company of Judge Scalia...
563
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,827
-Yeah.
-...and the lead singer of Maroon 5.
564
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:53,704
I mean, this guy could be
connected to drug cartels...
565
00:31:53,871 --> 00:31:56,624
...black market organ sales,
human trafficking, all of it.
566
00:31:56,790 --> 00:32:00,210
-How do you get that from anything I said?
-Hey, guys! Soup's on.
567
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:01,670
What do you mean?
568
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:04,715
Hi.
569
00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:06,550
-Hi.
-You must be Terry.
570
00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:09,887
I'm sorry I've been hiding, honey,
but this dinner was tricky.
571
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,974
-Who are you?
-I'm Dr. Sheila Gamble, his wife.
572
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,894
-Come on, seriously. Who is that?
-His old lady.
573
00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:19,480
-Sweetie, it's a workstation.
-Got it.
574
00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:23,108
And you come in here,
dressed like a hobo, it's distracting.
575
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,152
I know you're working. I'm so sorry.
576
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,237
-Come on, seriously.
-Come on, what?
577
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,530
Who is that?
578
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,699
That's the old ball and chain.
579
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:34,536
Get over here.
580
00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:36,246
-Not-- Not right now.
-Okay.
581
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,332
They're not all first-round picks,
okay?
582
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,209
Are you gonna tell me who that is?
583
00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:44,505
-Are you really Allen's wife?
-I know.
584
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:48,092
People are shocked because
he's Episcopalian and I'm Catholic...
585
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,219
...but somehow it works.
586
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:53,514
-Are you gonna change?
-I already did.
587
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:55,808
It's no big deal. You look really nice.
588
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,978
Terry, you don't have to be polite, okay?
She looks kind of shitty.
589
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,438
Don't speak to her like that.
590
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:06,026
Look, if I put that in my Cosmo Fashion
App, you'd probably get a D-minus.
591
00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:08,112
Allen and his apps. He loves them.
592
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,657
You know he's designed three of his own?
One of them.... Can I tell him?
593
00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,201
One of them,
you can take a picture of anybody's face...
594
00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:17,121
...and it'll tell you
what the back of his head looks like.
595
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:18,706
-Faceback.
-Faceback.
596
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,833
Got some horrible reviews
out of the gate.
597
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,334
-It's gonna hit.
-It's gonna catch.
598
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,461
Why are you with Allen?
599
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:28,424
I mean, that's not what I meant.
I meant, how did you guys meet?
600
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:31,260
It's a really typical
"how we met" story, Terry.
601
00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:32,720
You're gonna be bored by it.
602
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:36,765
I was a dancer for the Knicks
while finishing my residency.
603
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:40,102
Allen came into the ER
with poison ivy on his rectum.
604
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:42,980
Needless to say,
I fell for him immediately.
605
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:47,109
It's funny, it's like a scene from that
one movie, always forget the name of it.
606
00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:48,360
-With Meg Ryan.
-Yes.
607
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:51,488
Don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan
meets a guy with poison ivy up his ass.
608
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:53,907
-I'll think of it. I'll think of it.
-Okay.
609
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,701
So what about you? You have a girl?
610
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,786
I did, yeah.
611
00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:00,372
We were supposed to get married,
but she backed out.
612
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,916
-Terry shot Derek Jeter.
-Shut up. This was before.
613
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,209
That's okay.
614
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,295
She's Got Mail. That's the movie.
615
00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:08,380
That's it! Honey!
616
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,590
-With Tom Hanks?
-Right.
617
00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:11,550
-And Meg Ryan.
-He didn't have poison ivy.
618
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,177
-Yes, he did.
-He did. Yeah.
619
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,553
Way up there.
620
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:17,639
Well, can't thank you enough
for coming by. What a....
621
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,349
Wonderful evening. Thank you.
622
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:23,061
-It was so, so nice meeting you, Terry.
-It was my pleasure. Thank you.
623
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:27,691
And remember, all I ask of you is,
you don't let him get hurt, Terry.
624
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:30,152
-She tells me that every day.
-Yep, I do.
625
00:34:30,319 --> 00:34:33,280
I come downstairs and I make him
his fresh-cut strawberries...
626
00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:36,158
...and I say, "Listen, sugar balls,
whatever you do...
627
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:38,994
-...you just don't get hurt."
-Yeah. Every morning.
628
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:42,873
And then I show him my breasts
and I say, "These are waiting for you...
629
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,082
-...when you get home."
-Right.
630
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:47,044
You know, they're not
the biggest breasts he's ever seen...
631
00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:49,546
-...but, man, are they perky.
-Not by a long shot.
632
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,341
-They are firm, and they are yours.
-You're a nice lady.
633
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:55,302
Thank you for coming.
634
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:59,598
Detectives Hoitz and Gamble?
Detectives Hoitz and Gamble? Over.
635
00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:00,808
Go for Hoitz.
636
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,476
-We found your red Prius.
-Great.
637
00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:04,603
It was trying to vote for Ralph Nader.
638
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,897
-Come on.
-Okay, sugar balls, listen up.
639
00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:08,273
There's gonna be fingerprints.
640
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,692
We're gonna run those
through the system.
641
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:14,446
And if we get a hit, this case is gonna
heat up faster than a junkie's spoon.
642
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,782
You do one thing tomorrow, bring it.
643
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,116
-Okay.
-Thank you, Sheila.
644
00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,326
He'll bring it.
645
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:20,911
-Good night!
-Good night.
646
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:22,371
Thank you, Sheila.
647
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:25,541
-Bye, Terry!
-Bye, Sheila! I'll never forget tonight.
648
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,543
-Bye, Terry!
-Whatever. Go inside.
649
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,752
Bye, Sheila!
650
00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:30,337
-Night!
-See you, Terry!
651
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,381
Bye, Sheila.
652
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:38,887
I don't know if he heard me. Bye, Terry!
653
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,597
Bye, Sheila!
654
00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:48,397
Well, here she is. They left her
under an overpass for the night.
655
00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:50,148
You find anything?
656
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,985
Yeah. We found a lot of stuff.
657
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,987
From bodily fluid and hair samples...
658
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,156
...we determined that a bunch of old,
homeless dudes had an orgy.
659
00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:00,576
-Oh, God.
-Yeah.
660
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,620
You know what that's called?
That's called a soup kitchen.
661
00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:05,622
It's pretty rough stuff.
662
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:10,752
Not long after that, a mama raccoon
came along and gave birth on the floor.
663
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,963
What about fingerprints?
Any fingerprints?
664
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:15,215
-Couldn't get a one.
-Found a cell phone.
665
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:18,302
-Yeah, that's mine.
-Any signs of a struggle or spent shells?
666
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:22,890
No. Believe me, everybody that was
in on this orgy was more than willing.
667
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,600
They even left you a note here.
668
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:29,021
"Thanks for the F-shack.
Love, Dirty Mike and the boys."
669
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,230
Here's something.
670
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,649
About a dozen
unscratched lottery tickets.
671
00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:36,111
No fingerprints or nothing.
Check that out.
672
00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:39,573
Yeah, it's a real shame.
I got a Prius. It's a hell of a machine.
673
00:36:40,324 --> 00:36:43,327
It's my first brand-new car.
I've never owned a new car.
674
00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:46,496
Watch out. In the back,
there's a baby mouse in a used condom.
675
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:47,915
Really gross.
676
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,127
Not even a free ticket.
677
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:53,629
What are we gonna do?
678
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:56,924
We got no fingerprints,
a bunch of losing lottery tickets.
679
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,801
Look, there's a two-minute
call made after we were jumped.
680
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,887
-They used your phone?
-They ghost dialed.
681
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,096
Probably sat on it.
682
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,308
It could have recorded their conversation
when Ershon got grabbed.
683
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:08,393
We gotta hear
the other side of that call.
684
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,103
Nope, no, it's nothing.
685
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,397
-It's the only lead we have.
-It's nothing.
686
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,858
Why did you just get super jumpy?
687
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:16,068
What?
688
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,111
It's an ex-girlfriend, okay?
689
00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:21,949
-What's the matter? What happened?
-She was just a bit of a handful, that's it.
690
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:28,830
Allen, it's the only lead we have.
691
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:31,291
We either go with this
or we walk away right now.
692
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,794
Fine. Let's go see her.
693
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:47,891
Hello, Christinith.
694
00:37:48,058 --> 00:37:49,643
Hello, Allen.
695
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,815
-That's my partner, Terry.
-Hi, Telly.
696
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:58,527
-Holy shit. Dude.
-Just relax, relax.
697
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:03,573
I waited for you in Tower Records
for four hours.
698
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,493
That was 13 years ago.
699
00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:14,710
Arnold Palmer alert. Arnold Palmer alert.
Who wants some Arnie Palmies?
700
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,379
This one has the vodky, right here.
701
00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:20,716
-Hal, just place it down, please.
-All righty.
702
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:22,759
Okay.
703
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:31,977
I did things in bed with you
that I haven't done with anyone since.
704
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:33,437
No.
705
00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:36,231
-Christinith, your husband, it's awkward.
-No, he knows.
706
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:38,900
-You're a lucky dog.
-It's true.
707
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,739
Christine, this is a lovely house.
708
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:46,908
It's Christinith.
Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
709
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:49,703
Christinith, you idiot!
710
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:54,416
You come to our house,
you get my wife's name right!
711
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,168
-What?
-Christinith!
712
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,004
Look, we really appreciate
the hospitality.
713
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,548
We'd just love to get the message
off your phone.
714
00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:05,552
We believe it might give us information
regarding a kidnapping.
715
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:11,058
Okay. Why don't you come to the kitchen,
and I will let you listen to it...
716
00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:14,644
...and everyone else stay here.
717
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,773
-Okay, sweetie.
-Come on.
718
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,904
-There's my phone.
-Great, thank you for....
719
00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:30,744
I hate you, you son of a bitch!
720
00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:34,206
-You're so strong.
-I'm stronger than you will ever know!
721
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,292
I hate you! I hate you!
722
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:40,921
You're so adorable.
Look at your face. Look at your face.
723
00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:44,966
You go, "I wuv you."
Say it. "I wuv you, Cwistinith."
724
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:55,143
You probably think because of the beard
that I'm really hairy.
725
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,270
But I'm not.
726
00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,148
Shaved.
727
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:02,484
Allen!
728
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:08,281
Allen! Allen!
729
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:11,535
-This is police evidence. Terry! Let's go!
-Hey!
730
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:14,162
You get back here
and you make love to my wife!
731
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,831
Allen! Allen!
732
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:20,168
I don't get it, man. I just do not get it.
733
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,504
I mean,
that girl Christinith was seriously hot.
734
00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,172
Your wife is crazy hot.
735
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:27,342
Even that Brazilian security chick,
she threw you a "Do me" vibe.
736
00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:29,136
What is it with you and hot ladies?
737
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,556
First off, my wife is cute,
but she's not hot.
738
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:36,768
Dude, you're insane.
Your wife is scalding hot.
739
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,229
-You wanna listen to this or not?
-Yeah, whatever.
740
00:40:39,396 --> 00:40:42,941
You have one job, mate.
Find a sucker to invest with you...
741
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,985
...so you can pay my boss back.
742
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:46,278
And I don't care who.
743
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,697
Right. I actually think
I found a sucker...
744
00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:51,158
-He's talking to Ershon.
-...to invest 32 billion.
745
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:52,909
Who's got $32 billion to rob?
746
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,328
Once I get the money,
I'll falsify the records...
747
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:58,331
...to show their massive losses
and then repay your employer.
748
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,877
Now, since you're following me,
I need to go to 2300 Park Avenue...
749
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,545
...and after that....
750
00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,463
I told you it wasn't a security team.
751
00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:08,884
-He was being abducted.
-Obviously, but what kind...? Holy....
752
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,510
Nobody leaves our house
without making love to my wife!
753
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:11,761
-Is that him?
-Yeah!
754
00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,680
Oh, my God,
they came out of nowhere!
755
00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,557
-Holy shit!
-They chased us 20 miles.
756
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:17,893
-You come back here! You get back here!
-Allen!
757
00:41:25,609 --> 00:41:29,237
2300 Park Avenue.
It's the offices of the lottery.
758
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,073
Shit, the lottery tickets we found.
759
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,826
Ershon is using the lottery money
to cover his losses.
760
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:37,787
Thirty-two billion dollars.
That's the state's money.
761
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:40,040
What do we tell Mauch?
A guy lost some money.
762
00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:43,668
We have a scratchy phone message
and an address. It's still half a case.
763
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:47,631
There's gotta be some sort of paper trail.
If we can find that, we can track it...
764
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:49,049
...then we can go to Mauch.
765
00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:53,762
So I did some more research
on Ershon's accounting firm...
766
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:58,850
...and I found some interesting stuff.
Turns out that Gretchel and Dawson has--
767
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:01,978
Hold on, I'm up.
768
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,150
I gave my love to Erin
769
00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:10,904
She promised to be true
770
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:15,158
I went to war to come back
771
00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:19,537
And find five British soldiers
772
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,958
Had their way with her
773
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:27,420
It was consensual
774
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,339
Done?
775
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:32,217
Gretchel and Dawson
Accounting Firm in New Jersey...
776
00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:35,387
...has only one client, David Ershon.
777
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,014
Pretty rinky-dink operation
for a guy like that.
778
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,809
We're going to Jersey
to visit an accounting firm.
779
00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:43,645
That's a shitty day.
780
00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:47,899
And all their fathers were hanged
781
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:52,529
And the children all got pink eye
782
00:42:52,904 --> 00:43:02,289
While their Harry Potter books
Were burned
783
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,462
Do you have fun singing those?
They're depressing.
784
00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:11,923
I do. They're full of rich history.
785
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,926
Damn it, I'm late.
I was supposed to meet my lady.
786
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:17,637
I thought you said you guys split up.
787
00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:20,265
Let's just keep our thing about work,
okay?
788
00:43:20,432 --> 00:43:21,933
All right. Goodbye, buddy.
789
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,060
Hey, get off me, man.
790
00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:45,332
What the hell are you doing?
791
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:48,001
I'm dancing, Terry.
What the hell are you doing here?
792
00:43:48,168 --> 00:43:50,211
I love you, Francine.
793
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:53,590
If you were with me, you wouldn't be here
shaking it for dollar bills!
794
00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:58,678
This is a ballet studio, Terry.
Okay? These poles are horizontal.
795
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:00,805
He loves you very much, Francine.
796
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,266
-Who is this guy?
-What are you doing here, Allen?
797
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,060
It's the code. I'm your partner.
798
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:08,355
I'm here to support a friend
and a work colleague.
799
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:09,898
Is this guy bothering you?
800
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,901
Who's this, your new boyfriend?
Great. A new boyfriend.
801
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:16,404
He is my dance partner, Terry. Okay?
802
00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,281
I know that this is a big surprise...
803
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:21,117
...but there are other things
besides being a cop. Okay?
804
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:24,746
Now, if you will excuse me,
I'm gonna dance.
805
00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:26,623
You don't think I can do this shit?
806
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,308
That was surprisingly good, Terry.
807
00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:48,353
-I love you, Francine.
-You don't know what love is.
808
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,397
He loves you very much, Francine!
809
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:52,399
I heard it when he said it. Thank you.
810
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:54,651
You know what you're doing?
You're killing me.
811
00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:55,860
And don't eyeball me!
812
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,946
Running around with this drug addict?
813
00:44:58,113 --> 00:44:59,155
Terry!
814
00:44:59,322 --> 00:45:01,116
He does not approve of your behavior!
815
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,951
Can you please go?
816
00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:05,286
And you too,
creepy guy standing in the door?
817
00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:10,625
Let's go, Allen.
818
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,670
I think we all experienced
our own ballet today.
819
00:45:13,837 --> 00:45:15,839
The ballet of emotion and feelings.
820
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,882
You're kind of making things worse.
821
00:45:27,517 --> 00:45:30,353
-You okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
822
00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:34,357
Hey, I didn't know you could dance.
823
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,652
We used to do those moves
to make fun of guys...
824
00:45:37,819 --> 00:45:39,779
...show them how queer they were,
okay?
825
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:44,033
-You learned to dance sarcastically?
-Yeah, I guess.
826
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,662
Stay out of my personal life, okay?
The kid flies private.
827
00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:50,957
Stay focused on the case, man.
I'll see you in Jersey tomorrow.
828
00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,876
All right, Terry.
829
00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:57,005
Hey, that was liberating for me.
I don't know how it felt for you.
830
00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:22,947
Here, check this out.
Article from six months ago.
831
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,616
Talking about how the lottery
is looking...
832
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,368
...to invest their $30-billion fund
more aggressively.
833
00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:28,828
So he's dealing drugs?
834
00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:33,082
No, it's not drugs.
This isn't Miami Vice.
835
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:37,921
Hey, I got you a gift.
836
00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:42,550
I just saw something, and I thought of you,
and so, I don't want it to be weird.
837
00:46:42,717 --> 00:46:45,178
-I just wanted to be nice.
-Of course it's weird.
838
00:46:45,345 --> 00:46:47,847
It's a grown man
giving another man a present.
839
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,142
There you go. Open it up.
840
00:46:51,768 --> 00:46:53,561
It's okay, you're welcome.
841
00:46:54,187 --> 00:46:56,022
I like to do things like that.
842
00:46:56,189 --> 00:46:58,358
Take a look what it says.
843
00:47:00,193 --> 00:47:03,279
"FBI. Female body inspector."
844
00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,619
You know,
because we're both in law enforcement.
845
00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:11,287
We both like women.
846
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:14,332
But I got a weird sense of humor.
I'm a sick puppy.
847
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,876
I can't look at it.
It makes me laugh so hard.
848
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,294
Me too.
849
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:24,884
Real nice. You know, it's all class.
850
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,471
-Okay.
-Don't do that anymore.
851
00:47:28,638 --> 00:47:30,306
Yeah, believe me, I won't.
852
00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,976
Do you understand
what's so funny about it, though?
853
00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:38,147
Because it's the FBI, right?
It has the same logo, the same shield.
854
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:41,317
And at first glance, you're like,
it's a mug that says "FBI."
855
00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:46,281
But then at second glance,
you're like, "Female Body Inspector"?
856
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,533
Get out of town. This is outrageous--
857
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:49,993
Shut up!
858
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,632
I'm gonna climb over
that anger wall of yours...
859
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:08,094
...one of these days,
and it's gonna be glorious.
860
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:14,267
Shouldn't we tell Mauch
that we're going?
861
00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:18,479
-We're just going to check it out.
-I know, but it's procedure.
862
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,732
Terry answers to no one.
863
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,568
I do what I do.
864
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:27,030
What accounting firm is closed
at 11 a.m. on a Tuesday?
865
00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:28,364
This is a shithole.
866
00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:37,040
I love bombs.
867
00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:40,418
I can't hear! I can't hear!
868
00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:43,838
There's blood blisters on my hands!
869
00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:45,048
Oh, my God!
870
00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:49,177
How do they walk away in movies without
flinching when it explodes behind them?
871
00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:52,472
There's no way! I call bullshit on that!
872
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:56,184
When they flew the Millennium Falcon
outside of the Death Star...
873
00:48:56,351 --> 00:49:00,271
...and it was followed by the explosion,
that was bullshit!
874
00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,650
Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars!
That was all accurate!
875
00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,693
I need an MRI.
876
00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:10,114
I need an MRI!
I've got soft tissue damage.
877
00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:12,575
No way I don't have
soft tissue damage.
878
00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:13,785
Please stop.
879
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,537
I just wanna go somewhere
and breastfeed right now!
880
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:24,087
Fire Department said it was a gas leak,
but no way. That was timed.
881
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:25,963
They didn't wanna kill us,
they wanted to scare us.
882
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,549
Yeah, well, they succeeded, okay?
883
00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:31,219
I'm tired of this. All right?
884
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:33,888
I'm tired of explosions
and people pointing guns at me.
885
00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:36,099
I wanna go back to my desk.
886
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:39,686
Guess what? Life gets loud sometimes
and messes with your ears.
887
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:42,146
You can't escape it
by hiding at your desk.
888
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:45,066
You know what? Yes, you can.
I've done it for years, okay?
889
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:48,069
There's no explosions at my desk.
890
00:49:48,236 --> 00:49:53,116
There's no explosions at my home
with my plain wife, in my plain house.
891
00:49:55,451 --> 00:49:57,161
What are you afraid of, man?
892
00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:02,834
I'm your partner. You can tell me.
What the hell are you hiding from?
893
00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:05,962
I was a sophomore in college.
894
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:11,467
The university I went to
decided they needed to raise tuition.
895
00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:18,349
A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an effort
to raise money and stay in school...
896
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,393
...came up with a nifty plan...
897
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,979
...where she'd date guys
and charge them money.
898
00:50:23,146 --> 00:50:24,689
I go on dates all the time...
899
00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:26,899
...with a whole bunch of boys and stuff.
900
00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:30,278
And I need somebody to help me out,
like my partner in crime.
901
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:34,782
-Yeah, I could make a schedule.
-Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
902
00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,410
-Provide transportation services.
-Yeah, yeah.
903
00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:39,662
-It's gonna be good.
-Thanks for asking me.
904
00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:42,165
She needed help
to make sure the dates went okay...
905
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:45,710
and that the guys paid her.
She said she'd give me a percentage.
906
00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:49,130
-Oh, my God. You were a pimp.
-What? God, no.
907
00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,257
No, I was just trying to help a friend.
908
00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:54,010
We started making a lot of money.
909
00:50:55,011 --> 00:50:57,847
And wouldn't you know it,
some of Brenda's girlfriends...
910
00:50:58,014 --> 00:51:00,641
...decided they wanted to be
a part of it.
911
00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:03,394
Soon, there were about 14 ladies
I was protecting...
912
00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,062
...while they gave me money.
913
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,773
That's called a stable of whores.
914
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:12,570
We decided I shouldn't use my real name.
So we came up with the name "Gator."
915
00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,280
I'm telling you, you were a pimp.
916
00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:16,949
No! Are you even listening to the story?
917
00:51:19,869 --> 00:51:21,871
One day,
I wake up and look in the mirror...
918
00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:24,248
...and I don't like what I see.
919
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:29,045
I mean, I had gotten out of control,
and I didn't even realize it.
920
00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:32,215
You can't have a conscience
in the pimp game.
921
00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:36,928
One night, two of my girls, Candy
and Jolene, said, "We gotta take you in"...
922
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,347
...and they dropped me off
at the emergency room.
923
00:51:39,514 --> 00:51:41,349
That's where I met Sheila.
I was a mess.
924
00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:46,646
I made a promise to myself and to her
that I would never get out of control again.
925
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,815
So as soon as I graduated...
926
00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:51,776
...I became an accountant
for the police department.
927
00:51:52,485 --> 00:51:55,238
The most stable job I could think of.
928
00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:59,242
An accountant for law and order.
929
00:52:01,369 --> 00:52:05,540
I just don't wanna ever feel
out of control like that ever again.
930
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:08,334
Don't worry. I got your back.
931
00:52:08,501 --> 00:52:10,878
I say we go get in Ershon's grill,
see if he cracks.
932
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:14,715
-I'm tired of all this tippy-toeing around.
-Okay.
933
00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:17,760
You can either walk the plank
or take your panties off.
934
00:52:17,927 --> 00:52:19,470
The choice is yours.
935
00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:23,808
-I want to take my panties off.
-You've made a wise choice, you have.
936
00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:28,771
Mr. Ershon, Detective Gamble and the
officer who shot Derek Jeter are here.
937
00:52:29,272 --> 00:52:30,398
Gentlemen, please.
938
00:52:30,565 --> 00:52:33,860
-Remember us, hotshot?
-Of course I do. Please, sit.
939
00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:35,653
There she blows.
940
00:52:38,114 --> 00:52:41,284
Two of those Russian waters, please.
No lime wedges, just cucumber.
941
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:44,453
Guess where we just came from?
An explosion at your accounting office.
942
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:47,081
Yes, that awful gas leak.
943
00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:51,043
Gas leak? The only gas leak is the one
coming out of your mouth right now.
944
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:56,215
I just thank God
no one was hurt or injured in a bad way.
945
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:58,968
I absolutely abhor death.
946
00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:02,763
Hey, Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The jig is up, okay?
947
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,682
We know that wasn't your security team
that grabbed you.
948
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,101
And we know you're targeting a big fish
to cover losses.
949
00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:09,478
You talk or I beat you
so it don't show no bruises.
950
00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:12,648
God, this water is good.
Terry, have you tried the water?
951
00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,233
Shut up, Allen.
952
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,612
I assure you,
I have no idea what you're talking about.
953
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:21,616
I understand there was a bit of a mix-up
with the whole scaffolding business.
954
00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:27,163
The cucumber accents the water
in such a way that....
955
00:53:28,331 --> 00:53:33,002
Perhaps by way of apology, I can
offer you my personal courtside seats...
956
00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:37,256
...for the Knicks game,
with access to the Ambassador Club.
957
00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:44,513
Come on, Knicks! Come on!
I got Knicks' fever and it's catching!
958
00:53:46,182 --> 00:53:50,144
Hey. This feels weird sitting here.
It feels like it's a bribe.
959
00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:54,732
It is a bribe. Son-of-a-bitch,
I saw courtside and I went blind.
960
00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:56,192
Come on.
961
00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,361
Call me!
962
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:01,572
-Excuse me.
-That was a trick.
963
00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:03,032
No more.
964
00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:08,454
Gentlemen, you have a choice:
Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys.
965
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:14,919
Fantastic! You're so unbelievable!
966
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,300
Damn it. He did it again.
967
00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:24,512
-Excuse me.
-No more tickets.
968
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:26,263
Mr. Ershon,
I tried to keep them in the waiting room.
969
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,892
That's okay, Susan. Two Glacier waters
with Mediterranean limes.
970
00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:31,852
No, no, no. No more water.
We're not here for that.
971
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,980
No, I was very much looking forward
to having a water.
972
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:38,526
-How great is Jersey Boys?
-It's not great. It's fantastic!
973
00:54:38,693 --> 00:54:41,946
You totally undersold it.
The pageantry, the costumes.
974
00:54:42,113 --> 00:54:43,656
Wow, what a musical.
975
00:54:43,823 --> 00:54:45,574
Hey. Get over here.
976
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:47,910
-What's wrong with you?
-What?
977
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:49,537
That's not what we're here for.
978
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,498
We're gonna do good cop, bad cop.
Okay?
979
00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:55,835
It's the oldest game in the book
for a reason. It works.
980
00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:57,294
I come strong, then you come in.
981
00:54:57,461 --> 00:54:58,504
-You got it?
-Yeah.
982
00:54:58,671 --> 00:55:01,173
-I come strong, then you come in.
-Right. Got it.
983
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,175
Now you listen to me, you piece of shit.
984
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,012
It's just you and me,
and I'm gonna rip you apart!
985
00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:10,016
How did you cover your losses up?
What drug cartel are you working with?
986
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:14,270
-Okay, I'll talk to you, you're reasonable!
-No, no, look at me!
987
00:55:14,437 --> 00:55:16,856
You wanna talk to me?
You wanna talk to me?
988
00:55:17,023 --> 00:55:20,484
Allen, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Allen!
989
00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:23,529
I'm gonna make you eat
a plate of human shit!
990
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,032
Get away from me!
991
00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:32,204
Where is he?
992
00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:36,834
Look, I'm really sorry about that.
993
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:40,171
I saw how aggressive you were being,
and I thought:
994
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,883
"Wow, I gotta go even bigger than that,
since we're doing bad cop, bad cop."
995
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:49,055
What? No, I said, "Good cop, bad cop."
I'm the bad cop, you're the good cop.
996
00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:53,559
Okay, then there it is. That's it.
I thought you said, "Bad cop, bad cop."
997
00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:57,313
Well, while you were going crazy,
look what I snagged from his desk.
998
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,440
-Think it's his phone sheet.
-Nice.
999
00:55:59,607 --> 00:56:01,484
Seven calls to the lottery office.
1000
00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:03,360
That could be the evidence
we need for Mauch.
1001
00:56:06,197 --> 00:56:08,783
-Get back. Colombian drug lords.
-Where are you getting that from?
1002
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:11,869
Jesus!
1003
00:56:20,753 --> 00:56:23,214
Can you imagine where you'd be
in your career if you hadn't shot Jeter?
1004
00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:34,433
-We call this in, right?
-We got all the evidence we need.
1005
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,685
I'm sorry, my butterfly.
1006
00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:40,940
We'll load them up,
send them back to go.
1007
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:52,952
-Holy shit.
-What?
1008
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:55,788
What do you mean, what?
Where are we?
1009
00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:58,499
We're in the high desert.
1010
00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:02,378
They took my shoes again, man!
What the hell is it with taking shoes?
1011
00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:04,046
-They took your wooden gun?
-Yeah.
1012
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,805
-Hello?
-Hello, Gene? I mean, captain.
1013
00:57:12,972 --> 00:57:14,306
Captain, it's Allen Gamble.
1014
00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,225
Yeah, yeah. Where are you?
What's going on?
1015
00:57:16,392 --> 00:57:18,602
Captain, it's a long story,
but I'm just gonna cut to the chase.
1016
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,646
We are in Las Vegas, all right?
1017
00:57:20,813 --> 00:57:24,108
We were kidnapped, put on a freight train,
and shipped out here.
1018
00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:26,610
Let me just stop you right there.
Don't bullshit me.
1019
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,070
Captain, I am being straight with you.
1020
00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:30,489
Look, we think something's going on,
okay?
1021
00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:33,450
We think Ershon is targeting the lottery
to cover his losses.
1022
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:38,998
Wait. How many times did I
explicitly say to you, "Lay off Ershon"?
1023
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:40,749
Terry, Captain wants to know...
1024
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,543
...how many times
has he asked us to lay off Ershon.
1025
00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:43,752
Twice.
1026
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,338
Twice. Terry says twice. I agree.
1027
00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,757
I'm hanging up. I'm done.
1028
00:57:53,012 --> 00:57:57,516
I gotta tell you, I started getting a hand
for that, a taste for that Pai Gow.
1029
00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:02,813
Martin and Fosse, super cops,
in three, two....
1030
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:07,693
So we busted that junkie.
Got back 74 thou in diamonds.
1031
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,570
Seventy-four thou.
1032
00:58:09,737 --> 00:58:11,614
Solved the Castien case.
1033
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:14,158
Seventy-four thousand dollars?
That's all they took?
1034
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,535
There's millions of dollars of diamonds
in that place.
1035
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,913
How about this, Gamble?
How about you shut your face?
1036
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,206
All right? Just shut it.
1037
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:21,999
Hoitz, Gamble,
captain's looking for you.
1038
00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:27,379
I know it's off the subject,
but is Kevlar copyrighted?
1039
00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:28,756
-Captain?
-Yeah.
1040
00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:31,342
-Is it a bad time?
-No, come on. Come on.
1041
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,802
-Not me, right?
-Yeah, and you.
1042
00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:37,348
Fellows, I'm sure you're familiar with
the venerable DA Radford.
1043
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,142
-He wanted to come and pay us a visit.
-Hello, gentlemen.
1044
00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:41,602
-Hello, sir.
-Hey.
1045
00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:45,064
-You know, I was talking to Gene here.
-He prefers "captain."
1046
00:58:45,231 --> 00:58:48,651
Yes, I was talking to Gene here,
and, you know, it's funny.
1047
00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:51,237
I don't know what you two
have been up to...
1048
00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:54,698
...but I've been getting calls
from people I don't ever get calls from.
1049
00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:57,701
In 40 years of enforcing the law,
I've learned one thing.
1050
00:58:58,369 --> 00:59:00,079
When that happens, stop.
1051
00:59:01,664 --> 00:59:04,708
-Gene, how's the family?
-Good, good, Louis, thanks for asking.
1052
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,794
-My son's bisexual, so....
-Tremendous.
1053
00:59:09,672 --> 00:59:10,923
Gentlemen,
do we understand each other?
1054
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,802
-Cut the crap!
-Will do.
1055
00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:20,391
Guy never comes down here.
1056
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,143
Twenty years, I think I've seen that guy
in this building one time.
1057
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:26,522
-He's a heavyweight cat, that guy.
-He was sitting right here.
1058
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:30,401
Yeah. I think you missed the point.
Anyway, look.
1059
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:33,946
Blue and white found your firearms down
by the Hudson River. Here you go, Terry.
1060
00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:37,116
You know what?
1061
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,493
I'm gonna hang on to the wooden gun.
1062
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:41,537
-To give me back my real gun?
-No.
1063
00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:43,747
Because I'm gonna give you this.
1064
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,710
It's a rape whistle.
You blow that if you run into any trouble...
1065
00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:50,921
...and someone with an actual gun
will come and help you out.
1066
00:59:52,298 --> 00:59:54,466
We were abducted, captain!
This shit is real!
1067
00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:56,885
Ershon's dirty.
He's targeting the lottery!
1068
00:59:57,052 --> 01:00:01,640
Next, I want you guys to hand in all the
evidence you think you have to the SEC.
1069
01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:03,517
The financial district's
under their jurisdiction.
1070
01:00:03,684 --> 01:00:06,353
Don't you get it?
This case is talking to us!
1071
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,356
I'm a peacock, captain!
You gotta let me fly on this one!
1072
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:12,484
You know what, Terry?
Let's just settle this. Peacocks don't fly.
1073
01:00:12,651 --> 01:00:15,779
-They fly, they fly a little bit.
-Yeah, about as much as a penguin.
1074
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:19,783
One more thing, do me a favor,
don't go chasing waterfalls.
1075
01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:23,078
Was that accidental, or were you trying
to quote TLC on purpose?
1076
01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:25,164
I don't even understand the reference.
1077
01:00:25,331 --> 01:00:27,624
-You don't understand what you said?
-I don't know what that is.
1078
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:29,251
Get out. Go.
1079
01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:42,181
How did they get that story?
1080
01:00:43,766 --> 01:00:46,560
I'm tired of being treated like a jerk
for trying to do the right thing.
1081
01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:47,770
Hey, guys.
1082
01:00:47,936 --> 01:00:52,066
There's a proxy vote for a big reinvestment
of the pension coming up...
1083
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:54,985
-...so if you just wanna come by the old....
-Damn it, Bob!
1084
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,195
Let me ask you something.
1085
01:00:56,362 --> 01:00:58,697
What do you even do around here
besides interrupt people?
1086
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:01,658
Well, I serve as treasurer to the union.
1087
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:04,703
I make a wicked pot of decaf.
1088
01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:07,998
Exactly!
You're a worthless piece of shit!
1089
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,712
Probably right, Terry.
That's why I feel so sad all the time.
1090
01:01:14,380 --> 01:01:16,131
I'm gonna go for a walk.
1091
01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:17,508
-Bob!
-Say something.
1092
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,468
Come on! Bob!
1093
01:01:19,635 --> 01:01:22,513
I didn't mean it, all right? I'm upset.
1094
01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:38,654
These braised short ribs taste
like a dog's asshole.
1095
01:01:38,821 --> 01:01:40,989
-Sweetie.
-You know what? I'm sitting here thinking:
1096
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:44,243
"Who in the world
would slow roast a dog's asshole...
1097
01:01:44,410 --> 01:01:46,286
...and serve it to their husband?"
1098
01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:49,790
-You would.
-You are being awful. What's wrong?
1099
01:01:49,957 --> 01:01:54,670
-Captain took us off the case.
-I'm sorry.
1100
01:01:55,546 --> 01:02:00,342
I told Terry about my dark days in college,
and it brought up some feelings.
1101
01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:05,973
Well, honeydick, that was a long time ago.
You're not that same person you were.
1102
01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,184
No, you don't get it.
There is a darkness inside of me.
1103
01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:12,604
It wants to get out.
It wants to walk around.
1104
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:15,816
It wants some walking around money,
and it wants to buy some shoes.
1105
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:20,404
And it wants to walk up with the people
and say, "Hey, Gator don't play no shit."
1106
01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:22,030
-You feel me?
-Yeah.
1107
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:26,368
Gator never been about that,
never been about playing no shit.
1108
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:31,415
-Sweetie, I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
1109
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,419
-I just....
-Remember that night we met?
1110
01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:40,883
The attending physician told me,
"We got a drugged-out pimp in the back."
1111
01:02:41,592 --> 01:02:44,970
And I went back there,
and I pulled open that curtain...
1112
01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,680
...and I saw you.
1113
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:50,017
You were weak, scared...
1114
01:02:50,184 --> 01:02:54,438
...ass up, inflamed, crying.
1115
01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:59,735
At that moment, I knew.
"Hey, he's no pimp. Pimps don't cry."
1116
01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:05,365
Pimps don't cry
1117
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:08,952
Pimps don't cry
1118
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:12,039
No, they don't
1119
01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:15,375
They don't shed a tear
1120
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:21,298
Pimps don't cry
1121
01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,592
They never shed a tear
1122
01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:31,642
Come lay with me.
Be safe, and let's make love. Come on.
1123
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,353
Every time you say, "Be safe,"
it tears me apart.
1124
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,064
You gotta let me be who I'm gonna be.
1125
01:03:38,649 --> 01:03:41,193
Allen, I'm pregnant.
1126
01:03:42,069 --> 01:03:43,320
Whose baby is that?
1127
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:46,865
Who's the man who did that to you?
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!
1128
01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:51,912
I'm sorry.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
1129
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:53,455
Oh, my God.
1130
01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:56,833
You need to leave.
1131
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,629
Get out! Get out, Allen! Get out!
1132
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,480
Hey.
1133
01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:22,109
Hey. What are you doing here?
1134
01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:29,575
Come here when I have lady troubles,
which means I come here every night.
1135
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,785
What are you doing here?
1136
01:04:32,953 --> 01:04:35,372
Sheila and I got into it tonight.
1137
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:38,667
She threw me out.
1138
01:04:39,668 --> 01:04:42,546
Well, you're not a cop till your wife
throws you out of the house, partner.
1139
01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:46,508
Does it bother you that the Castien
robbers only took 74 grand in diamonds?
1140
01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:49,344
They're junkies. Who cares? I mean....
1141
01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:53,223
I don't know if a junkie can go down
a 20-story zip line, though.
1142
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:54,474
How you fellas doing?
1143
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:59,021
We're about to have us a little screw party
in this red Prius over here...
1144
01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:00,272
...if you wanna join us.
1145
01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:02,232
Hey, are you Dirty Mike and the boys?
1146
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,860
-How do you know who we are?
-You left a note in that car.
1147
01:05:05,027 --> 01:05:07,529
-Police, shithead.
-He's a copper. We gotta go. Come on!
1148
01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:10,741
Hey! Goose it, boys! They're cops!
1149
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,201
You turned my beautiful Prius
into a nightmare!
1150
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:17,039
We are gonna have sex in your car!
It will happen again!
1151
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,667
I don't know where
I'm gonna sleep tonight.
1152
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,669
Fortunately, I know
where you're gonna be drinking.
1153
01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:25,047
Jack of All Trades. Drinks on me.
Come on.
1154
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,382
-No, I already have a beer.
-No, no, no, no.
1155
01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:30,010
I'm talking about doing
some serious drinking.
1156
01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:31,553
Drinking with Terry Hoitz.
1157
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:22,187
This sucks, man.
Work our ass off on this case...
1158
01:06:22,354 --> 01:06:23,855
...now we gotta hand over
all of our evidence?
1159
01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:25,190
Yeah, it's not right.
1160
01:06:25,357 --> 01:06:27,401
Oh, my God, I'm hungover.
1161
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:30,779
So you guys are law enforcement?
1162
01:06:30,946 --> 01:06:33,115
Yeah, we're an independent
government agency who...
1163
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,075
...along with the FBI
and the Federal Reserve...
1164
01:06:35,242 --> 01:06:37,369
...regulate the stock market
and corporate fraud.
1165
01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:40,372
And the Federal Reserve is a prison?
1166
01:06:40,539 --> 01:06:43,291
No, basically, it's a held-for-profit bank
that sets interest rates...
1167
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:44,751
...and loans money to other banks.
1168
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,546
-Is that a wastebasket?
-Yeah, right there.
1169
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,089
Thank you.
1170
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:54,136
-You all right?
-Holy hell!
1171
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:57,597
I'm so sorry.
1172
01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:59,474
I got so drunk last night.
1173
01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:03,353
I think I thought a tube of toothpaste
was astronaut food.
1174
01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:06,273
Come on in, fellas.
1175
01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,484
You gotta be kidding me.
You're Ershon's lawyer.
1176
01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:11,486
We're turning over our investigation
to you?
1177
01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:13,989
Let me assure you there will be
no conflict of interest...
1178
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:15,532
...between me and David Ershon.
1179
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:19,703
And if this were an actual investigation,
I would immediately recuse myself.
1180
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:23,957
This is all the evidence we have,
and I truly hope you take this seriously.
1181
01:07:24,124 --> 01:07:25,459
Yes. Very much so.
1182
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,294
From everything I've heard,
I understand...
1183
01:07:27,461 --> 01:07:30,630
...you guys are the best
at these types of investigations.
1184
01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:33,467
Outside of Enron and AIG...
1185
01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,260
...and Bernie Madoff...
1186
01:07:35,427 --> 01:07:38,346
...WorldCom, Bear Stearns,
Lehman Brothers.
1187
01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:40,348
Okay. Thank you.
Thank you, detective.
1188
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,184
-Would you like a seat, or you're fine?
-No, I'm good.
1189
01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:43,977
Okay. Let me just assure you fellas...
1190
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:47,314
...David Ershon
is an upstanding citizen.
1191
01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:49,316
I am playing squash with him
tonight at the club...
1192
01:07:49,483 --> 01:07:50,525
...and we're having dinner.
1193
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:52,944
You listen to me,
you Windsor knot-wearing monkey...
1194
01:07:53,111 --> 01:07:55,113
...you play squash with Ershon, right?
1195
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,450
Your kids go to school with his?
How would you know if he's clean or not?
1196
01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:00,202
I will take a look at your evidence...
1197
01:08:00,368 --> 01:08:01,495
...and I will take a second look
at the financials.
1198
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:04,289
And when I come back
and bust your ass...
1199
01:08:04,456 --> 01:08:06,875
...we're locking David Ershon
in the Federal Reserve!
1200
01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,627
He still doesn't understand the concept.
1201
01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:31,316
What are you doing?
1202
01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:35,153
We just handed all of our evidence
over to the bad guy's lawyer!
1203
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,489
Are you a big man, huh?
1204
01:08:37,656 --> 01:08:39,032
-I'm talking to you.
-What?
1205
01:08:39,199 --> 01:08:41,743
You wake up in the morning, you say,
"I'm putting on my big boy pants"?
1206
01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:42,953
"Look, I'm wearing a belt!
1207
01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:45,038
"I've got big boy pants on!"
1208
01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:47,165
-Stop!
-We don't, we don't do this!
1209
01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:49,334
You're scaring the shit out of me, man!
Stop it!
1210
01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:52,546
Is this how you conduct yourself?
In a democracy?
1211
01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:54,381
What the hell are you doing, man?
1212
01:08:54,548 --> 01:08:59,386
I'm so tired of you getting angry
and yelling all the time.
1213
01:09:00,262 --> 01:09:01,930
It's exhausting.
1214
01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:06,017
I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.
1215
01:09:06,184 --> 01:09:08,812
You wanna know why
I'm so angry all the time?
1216
01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:12,315
Because the more I try and do right,
the more I screw things up.
1217
01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:18,029
We've got a possible jumper
at 3 World Financial Center, 23rd floor.
1218
01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:20,365
All units, fire department, en route.
1219
01:09:20,532 --> 01:09:22,868
-SEC.
-Beaman's office.
1220
01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:24,286
We have to go.
1221
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:26,246
-But the captain.
-We have to go, Allen.
1222
01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:31,126
All units, I need a respondent. Possible
jumper, 3 World Financial Center.
1223
01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:44,472
Shit. It's Beaman!
1224
01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:48,101
-He's gotta know something.
-Wesley!
1225
01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:50,186
Detective Hoitz and Gamble.
We got this.
1226
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,689
I took an online class
at University of Phoenix on negotiating.
1227
01:09:53,315 --> 01:09:55,400
I'm gonna need a priest and a bullhorn.
1228
01:09:55,567 --> 01:09:57,861
-I got no bullhorn.
-Does anyone have a bullhorn?
1229
01:09:58,028 --> 01:10:00,196
-Bullhorn, anyone?
-Truck.
1230
01:10:01,281 --> 01:10:03,199
Police business.
I need to use your PA system.
1231
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:04,534
Okay, let me turn it on.
1232
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:09,289
Mr. Beaman? Mr. Don Beaman?
1233
01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:12,584
It's Wesley.
I know Ershon's Wesley's....
1234
01:10:12,751 --> 01:10:15,503
Look, there's a lot to live for in this life.
1235
01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:20,717
A lot of great things, like soda pop,
big fresh can of soda pop.
1236
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,093
They do not care!
1237
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:24,471
Give me this. I know how to talk to him.
1238
01:10:24,638 --> 01:10:28,224
Listen, we all know you're a scumbag,
and nobody cares about you.
1239
01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:29,643
Rotten piece of shit.
1240
01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:31,770
That's worse than what I was saying.
1241
01:10:31,937 --> 01:10:33,521
I'm not gonna lie to you, Don.
1242
01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:37,442
People down here are starting to murmur
that you don't have the balls to do it.
1243
01:10:37,609 --> 01:10:39,945
-I don't care!
-Yeah.
1244
01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:42,405
I say you can do it.
1245
01:10:43,198 --> 01:10:47,410
I mean, I don't want you to jump.
I'm just saying you have the capability.
1246
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:48,787
Look, he's flying!
1247
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:55,835
Stop that.
1248
01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:58,380
Half empty bottle of gin.
Chair knocked over.
1249
01:10:58,546 --> 01:11:01,424
Look at this, it's a clear sign of a struggle.
Make sure you get this, all right?
1250
01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:05,178
Detectives, all your work's done here.
You can go.
1251
01:11:05,345 --> 01:11:06,846
What about Ershon
targeting the lottery?
1252
01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:11,184
You know why Ershon was calling down
to the lottery offices all those times?
1253
01:11:11,351 --> 01:11:13,186
Because he was hooking up
with the Powerball girl...
1254
01:11:13,353 --> 01:11:15,563
...the one on TV
with all the numbered balls.
1255
01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:17,816
Yeah. She filed a restraining order on him
last week.
1256
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,151
It was right there in front of you
the whole time.
1257
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:22,195
-Can't be.
-You guys are getting transferred.
1258
01:11:22,362 --> 01:11:24,364
-What?
-Traffic.
1259
01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:25,573
Yeah, that's right.
1260
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:29,327
You, you're gonna walk a beat downtown.
You're gonna walk a beat downtown.
1261
01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:31,579
-It's done. No, no. It's done.
-Captain, what are you talking about?
1262
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,790
-Save yourselves some gas.
-Captain!
1263
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,667
Is there an appeal process we can...?
1264
01:11:35,834 --> 01:11:39,713
Had to do what you had to do, captain.
1265
01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:41,464
That hurt.
1266
01:11:43,425 --> 01:11:45,510
-Excuse me. Where's my car?
-They towed it.
1267
01:11:45,677 --> 01:11:48,054
Couple of homeless people
were messing around in it.
1268
01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:51,891
-That's an official police car.
-Could have fooled me.
1269
01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,273
Wow, Mauch was upset, huh?
1270
01:11:58,773 --> 01:11:59,941
Really?
1271
01:12:00,108 --> 01:12:02,402
The only thing I had to be proud of
in my life was being a detective.
1272
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:05,113
That was all I had. Now it's gone.
1273
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:08,283
I know. I know. You still got me.
1274
01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:11,911
Don't you get it?
I don't want you, Allen, okay? I never did.
1275
01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:14,205
I told you that scaffolding violation
was dogshit.
1276
01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:16,666
I can't believe you still doubt me
after everything we've seen.
1277
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:21,296
It's a real case, and I'm a real cop.
We just got the wrong target for Ershon.
1278
01:12:21,463 --> 01:12:23,631
-You carry a rape whistle.
-This is real cop work.
1279
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:26,551
There is nothing about you
that makes a man a man, okay?
1280
01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:30,055
You got no gun, no car, no wife,
and now you got no partner.
1281
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:31,806
Leave me alone.
1282
01:12:32,432 --> 01:12:33,850
A mutt case.
1283
01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:36,478
Terry, I am a cop,
for your information, okay?
1284
01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:38,730
A broken partnership.
1285
01:12:38,897 --> 01:12:39,939
I'm a cop!
1286
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:43,693
And getting busted down
to a shitty assignment.
1287
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:46,821
Allen and Terry hit the trifecta.
1288
01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:52,702
But sometimes
when you get your ass kicked...
1289
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:56,372
...that's when you find out what's real...
1290
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,044
...and what needs doing.
1291
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:08,843
Whether it's directing traffic...
1292
01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:10,053
Come on!
1293
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:14,099
...or cracking a multibillion dollar fraud.
1294
01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,612
-Do you work here?
-Yeah, I do.
1295
01:13:27,779 --> 01:13:30,532
The wrecking ball
that crashed into Castien down there.
1296
01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:32,200
They also did damage to your office?
1297
01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:34,828
Some police officers came by
and sealed it off.
1298
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,246
Do you recall what they looked like?
1299
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,124
One of them had an Australian accent.
1300
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:43,378
You don't happen to do any business
for the state lottery, do you?
1301
01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:46,840
No. Our main client is Lendl Global.
1302
01:13:47,006 --> 01:13:48,675
Can I ask what this is about?
1303
01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:04,232
Gator needs his gat,
you punkass bitch!
1304
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,702
Because that's what a real cop is.
1305
01:14:15,869 --> 01:14:18,288
No, I didn't say "Lock her up."
I never said, "Lock her up."
1306
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:21,166
A guy who does
what needs to be done.
1307
01:14:21,332 --> 01:14:25,211
A guy who knows
how to use his dark side for good.
1308
01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:26,963
And then you move to Florida.
1309
01:14:36,264 --> 01:14:37,432
One, two, three, attack!
1310
01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:41,269
Terry, it's me.
1311
01:14:41,436 --> 01:14:43,521
-Tap out. Tap out.
-It's me, Allen.
1312
01:14:43,688 --> 01:14:45,273
Are you tapping out,
or are you hitting me in the face?
1313
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,108
I'm tapping you out!
1314
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:50,945
You crazy? What are you doing, man?
1315
01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:52,697
-They might be watching us.
-Could've killed you.
1316
01:14:52,864 --> 01:14:54,866
-Turn out the lights. Could be watching.
-Who?
1317
01:14:55,033 --> 01:14:57,744
I found some big information, okay?
1318
01:14:57,911 --> 01:15:00,955
-About what?
-Some scary shit, Terry. This is big.
1319
01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:04,042
How'd you get in here?
This place is foolproof.
1320
01:15:04,209 --> 01:15:06,586
-We can't be too careful.
-What are you talking about?
1321
01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:09,881
-This place might be bugged.
-There's no bugs in here.
1322
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:17,096
First off, I missed you.
1323
01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:19,641
-What's going on?
-Did you hear what I said?
1324
01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:24,062
-Fine, I kind of missed you too.
-Thank you.
1325
01:15:24,229 --> 01:15:28,441
Okay. I found out whose losses
Ershon has to cover.
1326
01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,818
-It's Lendl Global.
-What?
1327
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:33,446
Lendl staged the Castien robbery
as a distraction...
1328
01:15:33,613 --> 01:15:36,532
...so they could break into
their own accounting firm next door.
1329
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:39,827
They then altered all the records
to cover the losses...
1330
01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:42,705
...that Ershon had cost them
through all of his bad investments.
1331
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:46,125
You're not supposed to be doing this.
You're supposed to be walking the beat.
1332
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:49,045
I know. Pretty tricky, though, huh?
1333
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,464
This is bad, Allen. This is bad.
1334
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:54,050
No wonder the captain wanted us
to stay out of this.
1335
01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:56,219
Yeah, I bet
Beaman started asking questions.
1336
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:58,263
-That's why they killed him.
-Man.
1337
01:15:58,429 --> 01:15:59,514
Here's the other thing.
1338
01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:01,557
Tomorrow, there's a massive
business deal going down.
1339
01:16:01,724 --> 01:16:03,268
Ershon's leading it.
1340
01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:06,062
I still can't figure out who the poor sucker
is they're making the deal with...
1341
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:07,272
but we gotta stop it.
1342
01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:09,190
It's time to let the peacock fly.
1343
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,110
I'm not going, Allen. I like what I do.
1344
01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:14,445
So do I. We're cops.
1345
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:19,242
No. I like what I do now.
I like working traffic. It's a great gig.
1346
01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:20,451
What?
1347
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:24,747
I like working traffic.
I'm not going with you.
1348
01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:27,333
What is this traffic bullshit?
1349
01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:34,674
-What are you talking about?
-I'm talking about my life.
1350
01:16:34,841 --> 01:16:37,593
The corner I run on 54th and 3rd Avenue?
It hums.
1351
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,097
It's Terry's intersection.
And the traffic guys? They're good guys.
1352
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:44,392
There's this one guy, Phillip?
He can pee in the urinal from 20 feet.
1353
01:16:44,559 --> 01:16:45,643
You've gotta see it, Allen. You've got to.
1354
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:48,354
What happened to you?
What happened to this being our time?
1355
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:50,857
No way, Allen. I'm out. I'm done.
1356
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:55,069
-Get in the car.
-Come on. We both know it's wooden.
1357
01:16:56,571 --> 01:17:00,033
-Apartment pop. Now get in the car.
-You're not gonna shoot me.
1358
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:02,910
Okay, I'll be honest. This is only
the second time I've ever fired this.
1359
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:04,120
So stop pointing it at me.
1360
01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:08,583
Look, tomorrow morning,
all I know is I'm going to Mauch, all right?
1361
01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:10,043
For what? He doesn't care.
1362
01:17:10,209 --> 01:17:13,171
He's been dodging this case for too long
and I want answers.
1363
01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:15,340
I want him to look me in the eye
and tell me why.
1364
01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:18,426
Turn on the news, man. Nobody cares.
1365
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:20,386
I hope I'm not alone.
1366
01:17:21,262 --> 01:17:23,890
Hope you bring it.
1367
01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,602
We got a big day out there. Big one.
1368
01:17:27,769 --> 01:17:30,313
We got a full moon.
People are gonna be amped, all right?
1369
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:33,149
Let's see what we got on hot tips,
all right?
1370
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:35,777
The new bathmats are in.
1371
01:17:38,613 --> 01:17:42,742
One more thing.
We got a serial rapist in Crown Heights.
1372
01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:46,329
Jeez, I'm sorry. That's from my other job.
Ignore that. Forget that.
1373
01:17:46,496 --> 01:17:47,580
Well, don't ignore it.
1374
01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:50,917
If you live in Crown Heights,
you know, walk in pairs.
1375
01:17:51,084 --> 01:17:55,296
Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories.
Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories.
1376
01:17:55,463 --> 01:17:59,092
I gotta go. Go get them.
Let's be careful out there.
1377
01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:02,220
The oak.
1378
01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:05,681
I like to keep the oak together
and the maple separately, okay?
1379
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:06,891
And these chopping boards?
1380
01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:08,226
Hey, captain.
1381
01:18:09,811 --> 01:18:12,313
Hey, Allen. Hey, how you doing?
1382
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:14,273
What are you doing here?
Are you here for the bathmats?
1383
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,402
-I need you to be straight with me.
-Straight with us.
1384
01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:21,155
Hey, Terry. Look at this.
1385
01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:24,909
-I thought you were working traffic today.
-Let them block the box.
1386
01:18:25,076 --> 01:18:28,830
-Besides, partners' code, right?
-Thanks.
1387
01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:33,000
Hey, why have you worked your ass off
trying to kill this case?
1388
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:37,463
All right, fine.
I'm gonna tell you guys something.
1389
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:40,842
You really went into deep water
on this one. You really went in deep.
1390
01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:42,885
Ershon's connected
to all the higher ups...
1391
01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:45,930
...and I gotta save
what little ass I have left, okay?
1392
01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:48,641
You keep hiding
from shit in the world...
1393
01:18:48,808 --> 01:18:50,977
...and eventually the world
comes to your front door.
1394
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:53,688
-Nice.
-That's very nice.
1395
01:18:53,855 --> 01:18:55,398
I heard it in an episode
of Touched By An Angel.
1396
01:18:55,565 --> 01:18:59,902
You keep this thing real quiet, and you
make sure you have real evidence...
1397
01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,571
...and maybe I'll see what I can do.
1398
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:02,864
But if you make a lot of noise...
1399
01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:05,825
...and you attract the media attention,
and you bring the DA in on this...
1400
01:19:05,992 --> 01:19:07,702
...I am out, okay?
1401
01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:09,162
Yeah, we'll go in there
like church mice.
1402
01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:13,624
But there's one case,
one case in a career where you go all in.
1403
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:14,876
This is it.
1404
01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:18,713
All right. Then you do us proud.
1405
01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:20,590
Because I don't want no scrubs.
1406
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:23,801
-Really?
-No.
1407
01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:27,221
-You're not aware that's a TLC song?
-I have no idea what you're talking about.
1408
01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:28,890
-Second time.
-You said chasing waterfalls...
1409
01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:30,141
...now you're saying
you don't want no scrubs.
1410
01:19:30,308 --> 01:19:32,101
-I don't even understand the reference.
-It's like a tic.
1411
01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:33,311
I have no idea what you're talking about.
1412
01:19:33,478 --> 01:19:35,771
Remember, this thing gets messy,
we never talked.
1413
01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,356
-You can trust us.
-Real quiet.
1414
01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:40,151
You gotta creep. Creep.
1415
01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:41,736
Come on.
1416
01:19:42,695 --> 01:19:45,156
You don't say "Creep-creep"
unless you're quoting TLC.
1417
01:19:45,323 --> 01:19:46,782
Hey, guys.
1418
01:19:47,742 --> 01:19:49,744
You know Danson and Highsmith
were not good cops, right?
1419
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,038
Yeah, I guess we kind of knew that,
but it's a drag.
1420
01:19:52,205 --> 01:19:54,040
I mean, at a certain point,
who's left to be a hero?
1421
01:19:54,207 --> 01:19:57,543
Not to be corny, maybe it's you guys.
1422
01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:00,505
You ready?
1423
01:20:00,671 --> 01:20:02,298
-Yeah.
-Let's go.
1424
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,059
-No, but the highlights are great.
-Thank you.
1425
01:20:13,226 --> 01:20:15,311
-Sexy but serious.
-Thank you.
1426
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:16,812
Excuse me.
1427
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,441
Who the hell are all these people?
I was only expecting one man.
1428
01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:24,987
You know, they're just some people
I owe money to who wanted to be here.
1429
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:26,197
Who are they?
1430
01:20:27,782 --> 01:20:32,411
Well, they are some Chechen patriots,
entrepreneurs.
1431
01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:38,334
And the black chaps
are some businessmen from Nigeria.
1432
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,628
You owe money
to the Nigerians and Chechens?
1433
01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:42,213
Yes. Yes, I do.
1434
01:20:42,380 --> 01:20:45,550
-You're a piece of work.
-Thank you.
1435
01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:48,928
Probably best to get started.
1436
01:20:49,095 --> 01:20:52,890
This is good, baby.
We're in the game, we know the score.
1437
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:55,893
The only thing that bugs me is
we still don't know who Ershon's targeting.
1438
01:20:56,060 --> 01:21:00,022
-Is it the lotto? Who is it?
-Who cares? Some rich prick.
1439
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:06,112
I have to tell you,
I am tremendously excited by this deal.
1440
01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:08,656
And I can assure you
that every dime of your money...
1441
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:11,867
...will be invested
with the utmost diligence.
1442
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:13,828
Your rates of return are really exciting.
1443
01:21:13,995 --> 01:21:15,454
We think our members
are gonna be just thrilled.
1444
01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:19,417
Yeah. I mean, we've averaged,
like, 18 percent over the last 10 years.
1445
01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:22,670
All right.
Quiet as a church mouse, in and out.
1446
01:21:22,837 --> 01:21:24,964
I can feel that tingling in my balls
you were talking about.
1447
01:21:25,131 --> 01:21:26,173
Beautiful.
1448
01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:27,425
All right, listen up.
1449
01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:30,678
I am Detective Gamble.
This is Detective Hoitz.
1450
01:21:30,845 --> 01:21:32,930
We need your cooperation.
1451
01:21:33,097 --> 01:21:34,473
David Ershon.
1452
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,892
You're under arrest for fraud,
embezzlement...
1453
01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,686
...and in connection
to the murder of Don Beaman.
1454
01:21:38,853 --> 01:21:40,688
This is a bad idea.
1455
01:21:40,855 --> 01:21:42,481
Hey, guys.
1456
01:21:44,317 --> 01:21:46,611
Bob? What are you doing here?
1457
01:21:46,777 --> 01:21:48,321
I'm investing.
1458
01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:50,823
Do you remember we talked about
that proxy vote a while back?
1459
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,575
-This is what it was for.
-Holy shit.
1460
01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:55,119
It's a more aggressive investment strategy
for the pension.
1461
01:21:55,286 --> 01:21:59,415
Allen! We're the suckers.
They're targeting the police pension fund.
1462
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:09,508
Gentlemen, you're here illegally
and without a warrant.
1463
01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:11,886
We are within our rights to take action.
1464
01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:12,279
So much for quiet as church mice!
1465
01:23:12,446 --> 01:23:13,948
Go!
1466
01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:20,162
Who the hell are those guys?
1467
01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:23,332
Gentlemen, I can get you
obstructed view tickets for Rock of Ages.
1468
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:27,420
Even I admit that's not very tempting,
but I'm not made of tickets, God damn it!
1469
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,805
Jeanie! Get over here!
You, go get in the bloody car.
1470
01:23:37,972 --> 01:23:39,014
That's it, mate.
1471
01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:43,144
I have had it with this joker
and his wooden gun.
1472
01:23:47,565 --> 01:23:50,443
They're gonna kill me.
And then they will kill you.
1473
01:23:50,609 --> 01:23:52,945
-Well, I'm gonna kill you first!
-And then they will kill me.
1474
01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:56,115
We have two rogue police officers.
They are armed and dangerous...
1475
01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:57,867
-...and holding David Ershon hostage.
-Stupid pricks!
1476
01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:01,704
-It's us, we're good guys!
-Exactly. They're the good guys.
1477
01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:03,789
Where do we go? Where do we go?
1478
01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:06,459
I have a small apartment.
No one knows about it.
1479
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:09,211
I use it mainly for my parents
and prostitutes.
1480
01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:11,422
Not at the same time.
That would be wrong.
1481
01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:17,678
Let's hear it from the top, every detail.
1482
01:24:17,845 --> 01:24:22,600
I think the best way to tell the story
is by starting at the end, briefly...
1483
01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:27,688
...then going back to the beginning, and
then periodically returning to the end...
1484
01:24:27,855 --> 01:24:30,858
...maybe giving different characters'
perspectives throughout.
1485
01:24:31,025 --> 01:24:34,195
Just to give it a bit of dynamism,
otherwise, it's just sort of a linear story.
1486
01:24:34,361 --> 01:24:35,446
Just tell us what happened.
1487
01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:38,365
I lost a bunch of money from some people
and now they want it back.
1488
01:24:38,532 --> 01:24:39,950
What about Don Beaman?
1489
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:42,536
Beaman knew
that I had falsified my financials...
1490
01:24:42,703 --> 01:24:45,206
...so they sent down Wesley
to try and keep him quiet.
1491
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:47,458
He forced him at gunpoint
to drink a bunch of gin...
1492
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:49,627
...and then forced him onto the ledge.
1493
01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:51,378
It was only a matter of time
before he fell.
1494
01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:54,882
At least we stopped you
from getting the pension fund.
1495
01:24:55,049 --> 01:24:58,219
Well, but, yeah, but you didn't.
It's already in my account.
1496
01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:00,888
By 9:00 in the morning,
it goes into the Lendl equity fund...
1497
01:25:01,055 --> 01:25:03,724
...and from there it's transferred
to a dozen offshore accounts.
1498
01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:05,226
By 9:01, it's gone.
1499
01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:08,395
-Well, what if we stop the transfer?
-But you can't. I mean, there's a....
1500
01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:10,981
What if we stop the transfer?
1501
01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:13,901
You'd have to be at Endemic Bank
for 9:00 exactly...
1502
01:25:14,068 --> 01:25:16,487
...find the clerk,
get the routing number.
1503
01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:18,906
-We gotta stop it.
-There's no way.
1504
01:25:19,073 --> 01:25:22,576
Every cop, the crazy Australian
and his crew, they'll all be after us.
1505
01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:26,831
You could let me go,
and I'll give you $10 million each.
1506
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:30,417
-It's not a bribe.
-Of course it's a bribe.
1507
01:25:30,584 --> 01:25:32,711
You're offering to pay us money
to not do our job.
1508
01:25:34,797 --> 01:25:36,048
It's not a bribe.
1509
01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:39,009
We hang low here tonight.
Nobody knows about this place.
1510
01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:41,011
We'll be safe. And tomorrow, we hit it.
1511
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:44,682
-First things first, I gotta go see Sheila.
-No way, it's too dangerous.
1512
01:25:44,849 --> 01:25:47,017
Look, Terry, we don't know
what's gonna happen to us tomorrow...
1513
01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:50,688
...but tonight,
I need to make things right with Sheila.
1514
01:25:50,855 --> 01:25:53,399
All right, go. Go. Be careful.
1515
01:25:53,566 --> 01:25:55,359
Thanks, I will.
1516
01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:57,278
Will you say hi to Sheila for me?
1517
01:25:57,444 --> 01:25:59,196
-Okay.
-Okay.
1518
01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:02,199
Tell her.
Say Terry was asking about you.
1519
01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:03,784
He wants to make sure you know...
1520
01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:06,203
...that he'll be there for you
if anything happens.
1521
01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:08,414
-Yeah.
-Drop of a hat, I'm there.
1522
01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:10,624
Look, it's starting to get a little weird,
man.
1523
01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:13,627
If something happens to you,
I need to be there to take care of her.
1524
01:26:13,794 --> 01:26:16,630
All of her wants, her needs,
and desires are now my responsibility.
1525
01:26:16,797 --> 01:26:18,924
Why do you say it
like it's a predetermined thing?
1526
01:26:19,091 --> 01:26:20,467
Just go, man.
1527
01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:22,720
Okay. Thanks.
1528
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:24,763
Go.
1529
01:26:28,726 --> 01:26:29,768
Janeco Gallery.
1530
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:32,980
Francine, it's Terry.
Please don't hang up.
1531
01:26:43,616 --> 01:26:44,783
Please pick up.
1532
01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:46,827
Hello.
1533
01:26:46,994 --> 01:26:50,080
Hey, sweetie. I was praying
you'd be at your mom's house.
1534
01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:53,375
You know what, I can't talk any more.
I think the phone's being tapped.
1535
01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:56,170
Baby, where are you? I wanna see you.
1536
01:26:56,337 --> 01:26:58,339
I'm near the place where we did it
three Halloweens ago.
1537
01:26:58,505 --> 01:26:59,548
Do you remember?
1538
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,842
Okay, yeah, I got it.
1539
01:27:02,009 --> 01:27:05,596
I'm just warning you, though. Watch out.
I think they're watching the house.
1540
01:27:05,763 --> 01:27:08,307
Don't worry, sweetie.
I think I have a way of talking to you.
1541
01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:12,770
I have to admit, I wasn't gonna come.
I mean....
1542
01:27:13,938 --> 01:27:17,358
After all those years,
after the restraining order.
1543
01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:20,778
I was worried I might not see you again.
1544
01:27:20,945 --> 01:27:22,488
There's some
very dangerous people after him...
1545
01:27:22,655 --> 01:27:23,697
...and now they're after us.
1546
01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:28,494
It's just the old lady.
1547
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:35,209
Hello, Allen.
1548
01:27:35,376 --> 01:27:37,878
Hello, Mama Ramos.
What are you doing out here?
1549
01:27:38,045 --> 01:27:42,299
Sheila said she doesn't know what
happened and she wants you back.
1550
01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:44,218
-She also says...
-Yes.
1551
01:27:44,385 --> 01:27:48,138
...she wants you on top of her,
holding her hair...
1552
01:27:48,305 --> 01:27:50,349
...and riding her like a bucking bronco...
1553
01:27:50,516 --> 01:27:54,603
...while she sucks your thumb
and says, "Mommy likey."
1554
01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:56,939
You-- You tell your daughter....
1555
01:27:57,106 --> 01:27:59,733
He said he'll always love you.
1556
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,777
And he's so happy
that you're having his child.
1557
01:28:01,944 --> 01:28:03,737
Allen.
1558
01:28:03,904 --> 01:28:05,322
He also says...
1559
01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:09,827
...he wants you to stare into each other's
eyes without blinking while you do it.
1560
01:28:09,994 --> 01:28:12,997
-I love when we do that, Mom.
-And then afterward...
1561
01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:15,624
...lick the sweat off each other.
1562
01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:19,378
I don't wanna do this.
1563
01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:24,216
-You say things that are too personal.
-Okay, but just one more thing.
1564
01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:26,427
She said she loves you...
1565
01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:29,763
...and wants to hold your hand
and have iced tea with you.
1566
01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:32,850
Come on. That's not all she said.
1567
01:28:33,017 --> 01:28:34,518
No.
1568
01:28:35,561 --> 01:28:39,148
-She says other things, but I don't want--
-Please, please, please.
1569
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:41,567
You don't realize,
I may be killed tomorrow.
1570
01:28:41,734 --> 01:28:43,193
Okay.
1571
01:28:45,738 --> 01:28:50,492
She says she wants to unplug
all the clocks and the phones...
1572
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:54,747
-...and have a three-day sex marathon.
-That's more like it. Yeah.
1573
01:28:54,913 --> 01:29:00,127
She wants to walk wrong for a week
because you guys did it so hard.
1574
01:29:00,294 --> 01:29:01,503
That's just lovely.
1575
01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:05,466
No more! He says things I can't say.
1576
01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:11,555
It involves a mannequin hand
and an electric shaver taped to a golf club.
1577
01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:21,106
Now what'd she say?
1578
01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:25,277
She says she loves you.
1579
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:33,869
I'm so sorry about everything.
1580
01:29:34,745 --> 01:29:39,166
And I just had to come here tonight
to tell you that I love you.
1581
01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:43,128
And the reason why I act like
you're a plain wife is that...
1582
01:29:44,797 --> 01:29:48,842
...I'm afraid that if I admit
to how stunning...
1583
01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:51,762
...and intelligent
and wonderful you are...
1584
01:29:52,638 --> 01:29:56,475
-...I'd just lose you.
-Shut up, Allen. I love you.
1585
01:29:56,642 --> 01:29:59,812
We have a place that's safe. All right.
1586
01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:13,659
I'm gonna break your hip.
1587
01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:24,586
I'm about to do you grandpa-style.
1588
01:30:39,977 --> 01:30:41,645
I brought some music.
1589
01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:48,152
Not what I would've chosen,
but screw it.
1590
01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:51,446
All right. Let's go, Monday morning,
time to go to work.
1591
01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:52,656
Let's do it.
1592
01:30:52,823 --> 01:30:54,491
-You want my gate code?
-Shut up, man!
1593
01:31:02,124 --> 01:31:03,625
That's Wesley!
1594
01:31:14,303 --> 01:31:15,846
Yes!
1595
01:31:17,556 --> 01:31:20,309
-Where'd you learn to drive like that?
-"Grand Theft Auto!"
1596
01:31:23,187 --> 01:31:24,521
Shit, Allen, they're coming.
1597
01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:29,776
-Oh, my God!
-Shit.
1598
01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:32,821
-Do something, Allen!
-Hold on, hold on.
1599
01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:56,386
Someone's been playing
"Grand Theft Auto."
1600
01:31:57,930 --> 01:31:59,139
I did that!
1601
01:31:59,306 --> 01:32:00,807
-I did that!
-Oh, my God!
1602
01:32:00,974 --> 01:32:03,352
-That's what I'm talking about!
-We jackknifed them!
1603
01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:05,979
Did you see that? It went backwards
and then turned upside-down.
1604
01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:09,608
Gator turns vans upside-down like
they're in a crazy washing machine!
1605
01:32:09,775 --> 01:32:11,902
Why are you calling yourself Gator?
1606
01:32:12,069 --> 01:32:14,988
It's a nickname I had in college.
I used to run a dating service.
1607
01:32:15,155 --> 01:32:18,367
-He was a pimp.
-Yeah, I was. I was a pimp.
1608
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:21,078
Right now the streets are a bloodbath.
1609
01:32:21,245 --> 01:32:24,248
And, statistically speaking,
there's about 30 kids in here...
1610
01:32:24,414 --> 01:32:26,375
...10 of you are gonna be dead
before your next birthday.
1611
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:29,753
Got a couple of tips,
help you guys stay out of jail.
1612
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:34,091
One, try your hardest
to not be black or Hispanic.
1613
01:32:34,258 --> 01:32:36,426
-It's a good tip.
-Yeah. Two....
1614
01:32:36,593 --> 01:32:37,803
Gentlemen, we got a hot one.
1615
01:32:37,970 --> 01:32:41,515
Hoitz and Gamble have Ershon hostage,
high-speed car chase in progress.
1616
01:32:41,682 --> 01:32:43,517
Yes! Gun, gun!
1617
01:32:43,684 --> 01:32:45,602
Pass up the guns. Pass them up.
Let's go, people.
1618
01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:47,312
There we go. Anything, any Tasers? No?
1619
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,399
-Good. Who wants to go on a ride-along?
-I do!
1620
01:32:50,899 --> 01:32:52,234
All right, you, sweetie.
Come on, let's go. Move.
1621
01:32:52,401 --> 01:32:53,860
-Move! Let's go.
-Come on!
1622
01:33:03,954 --> 01:33:07,082
Cool, a helicopter!
Must be covering the high-speed chase.
1623
01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:13,547
Jesus!
1624
01:33:18,510 --> 01:33:20,971
-Who are those guys?
-They're Chechen investors.
1625
01:33:21,138 --> 01:33:24,391
We were gonna do a Chechen version
of Dora the Explorer.
1626
01:33:24,558 --> 01:33:26,101
Anyway, it went terribly wrong.
1627
01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,440
I feel like it's not fair
that they have a helicopter!
1628
01:33:32,566 --> 01:33:34,067
Oh, no.
1629
01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,361
Damn it.
1630
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:42,242
Watch your head.
God, your hair is soft.
1631
01:33:42,409 --> 01:33:43,869
VO5 Hot Oil.
1632
01:33:47,247 --> 01:33:49,458
You're gonna wreck!
There's cars coming from both directions!
1633
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:50,667
I'm not gonna wreck!
1634
01:33:52,711 --> 01:33:54,463
-I'm gonna wreck! You're right!
-You want me to drive?
1635
01:34:14,483 --> 01:34:17,069
-This was a very clever idea.
-Yeah.
1636
01:34:29,247 --> 01:34:30,540
They're gone.
1637
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:32,876
Let's go.
1638
01:34:45,222 --> 01:34:48,683
They are Nigerians.
Yeah, I'd forgotten about them.
1639
01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:59,111
-This is a shortcut.
-Are you kidding? You cannot go there.
1640
01:35:07,077 --> 01:35:08,578
What are you doing?
1641
01:35:14,751 --> 01:35:16,378
Hit him!
1642
01:35:23,385 --> 01:35:24,845
-Where are we?
-Chelsea Pier.
1643
01:35:31,518 --> 01:35:33,061
What the hell?
1644
01:35:33,895 --> 01:35:34,980
Jesus!
1645
01:35:42,362 --> 01:35:44,197
Them having a helicopter
is definitely cheating.
1646
01:35:45,073 --> 01:35:46,283
Go!
1647
01:35:51,455 --> 01:35:53,165
Come on!
1648
01:35:54,082 --> 01:35:55,917
We're cops! Hit the chopper!
1649
01:36:18,607 --> 01:36:21,443
This is Martin and Fosse, en route.
Back off! This is our collar!
1650
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:26,239
Set up a perimeter.
No arrests until we get there!
1651
01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:27,449
Take the light!
1652
01:36:47,552 --> 01:36:49,095
Do not authorize that transfer.
1653
01:36:49,262 --> 01:36:50,972
This is David Ershon.
The transfer is for him.
1654
01:36:51,139 --> 01:36:53,058
He will tell you not to authorize it, okay?
Tell him.
1655
01:36:53,225 --> 01:36:55,936
-Tell him!
-Yeah, do as they say. Stop the transfer.
1656
01:36:56,102 --> 01:36:57,229
Approve it.
1657
01:36:58,522 --> 01:36:59,606
Now.
1658
01:36:59,773 --> 01:37:01,191
Do not touch anything!
1659
01:37:01,358 --> 01:37:04,277
I swear to God
I'll blow your head all over this desk.
1660
01:37:04,444 --> 01:37:06,488
Not a person in this room believes
you'll shoot this clerk.
1661
01:37:06,655 --> 01:37:07,697
Yeah?
1662
01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:12,410
Thank you so much, gentlemen,
for the prompt delivery of Mr. Ershon.
1663
01:37:12,577 --> 01:37:16,081
I have two competing bids
from jilted investors.
1664
01:37:16,790 --> 01:37:19,000
They're at 30 million, and holding.
1665
01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:21,878
-Wait! Can't you let me...?
-Take him away.
1666
01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:23,797
But computers.
1667
01:37:24,881 --> 01:37:29,344
What if, one day, they were in charge?
1668
01:37:31,012 --> 01:37:34,891
Now if you don't shut up,
I will cut your ear off with a butter knife.
1669
01:37:35,058 --> 01:37:37,143
That's blunt.
Blunt's worse than if it's sharp.
1670
01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:38,520
Now!
1671
01:37:45,569 --> 01:37:46,653
You just stood there!
1672
01:37:46,820 --> 01:37:49,573
I didn't know that "now" meant that.
How am I supposed to know that?
1673
01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:51,533
-I knew what that meant.
-Shut up.
1674
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:54,661
You kill us and you kill Ershon.
You're out 30 million dollars.
1675
01:37:54,828 --> 01:37:56,871
-Who's got the golden goose now, huh?
-Yeah.
1676
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,711
Shit!
1677
01:38:02,877 --> 01:38:05,255
He's still valuable with a bullet wound,
mate.
1678
01:38:05,422 --> 01:38:07,090
He immediately called your bluff.
1679
01:38:07,257 --> 01:38:09,009
Get up. And kill the police.
1680
01:38:09,175 --> 01:38:10,719
I just wanna make sure I get it right.
1681
01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:14,180
Did you want this transfer approved
or not approved?
1682
01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:17,100
You, mate, I'm gonna kill just for fun.
1683
01:38:18,602 --> 01:38:21,396
Police, don't move!
Drop your weapons!
1684
01:38:21,563 --> 01:38:24,441
Drop it, or be dropped, homeboy!
1685
01:38:24,608 --> 01:38:27,569
I hope you like prison food and penis.
1686
01:38:27,736 --> 01:38:30,572
-Police! Down on the ground!
-Let me see your hands!
1687
01:38:38,371 --> 01:38:40,665
-Hey, hey, you okay?
-Hey.
1688
01:38:41,541 --> 01:38:43,960
Hey, Gene. Captain. I'm sorry.
1689
01:38:44,127 --> 01:38:45,879
-I'm sorry.
-That's okay. Don't worry about it.
1690
01:38:46,046 --> 01:38:47,672
You can call me Gene
when we're not in the office.
1691
01:38:47,839 --> 01:38:50,091
Okay. Thanks for coming by.
1692
01:38:50,258 --> 01:38:52,260
Attaboy.
1693
01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:54,429
Come on, stay with me. Stay with me.
1694
01:38:54,596 --> 01:38:57,515
We're losing him! We're losing him!
He's dying!
1695
01:38:57,682 --> 01:39:01,311
No. No, no, no, no. I'm just resting.
I'm just resting.
1696
01:39:01,478 --> 01:39:03,396
-I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?
-I was just resting.
1697
01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:04,939
-Are you all right?
-Just resting.
1698
01:39:05,106 --> 01:39:06,691
Hey, let me tell you something.
1699
01:39:06,858 --> 01:39:09,736
As far as paperwork goes,
we'll take care of it.
1700
01:39:09,903 --> 01:39:11,237
-You know why?
-Why?
1701
01:39:11,404 --> 01:39:13,156
Ain't too proud to beg.
1702
01:39:13,782 --> 01:39:14,908
Come on.
1703
01:39:15,075 --> 01:39:16,826
-What?
-It's not funny anymore.
1704
01:39:16,993 --> 01:39:19,704
-I don't know what you're talking about.
-TLC references.
1705
01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:21,748
Still nothing. I swear to you.
1706
01:39:21,915 --> 01:39:27,253
I'm gonna go over and check on Terry.
I got a bad knee. Hold on. There you go.
1707
01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:30,131
It was the king of the mutt cases...
1708
01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:33,385
...but Allen and Terry
had worked it like stars.
1709
01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:39,349
Within 24 hours of learning
about Ershon's scheme...
1710
01:39:39,516 --> 01:39:41,476
...and Lendl's massive losses...
1711
01:39:41,643 --> 01:39:44,270
...the government issued TARP funds
to bail out Lendl.
1712
01:39:44,437 --> 01:39:48,900
Lendl is in everything,
and we're gonna go everywhere....
1713
01:39:49,067 --> 01:39:50,610
They were too big to fail.
1714
01:39:50,777 --> 01:39:56,074
Ershon now resides in Palomino
Federal Correctional Facility in Florida.
1715
01:39:56,241 --> 01:39:59,285
He still invests.
Currency's just different.
1716
01:40:00,078 --> 01:40:02,706
Roger Wesley was linked
to the Beaman murder...
1717
01:40:02,872 --> 01:40:06,584
...by security cam footage
which Martin and Fosse hadn't checked.
1718
01:40:06,751 --> 01:40:08,503
It only showed the back of their heads.
1719
01:40:08,670 --> 01:40:12,757
But Allen's Faceback app
was able to get a match to their faces.
1720
01:40:12,924 --> 01:40:15,051
Terry married Francine.
1721
01:40:15,218 --> 01:40:18,096
He played harp at the reception
and it was beautiful.
1722
01:40:18,263 --> 01:40:19,723
He had learned how to play it
in the eighth grade...
1723
01:40:19,889 --> 01:40:23,309
...to make fun of the fairy
that lived up the street.
1724
01:40:23,476 --> 01:40:26,813
Terry asked Sheila to be his best man,
but she declined.
1725
01:40:27,731 --> 01:40:31,943
Let's be honest,
we all wanna be superstars and hotshots.
1726
01:40:32,110 --> 01:40:33,278
But guess what.
1727
01:40:33,445 --> 01:40:36,906
The people that do the real work,
the ones that make the difference...
1728
01:40:37,073 --> 01:40:40,034
...you don't see them on TV
or on the front page.
1729
01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:43,621
I'm talking about the day-in,
day-outers, the grinders.
1730
01:40:43,788 --> 01:40:46,958
Come on, man, you know who
I'm talking about: the other guys.
1731
01:40:48,793 --> 01:40:52,046
Goldman Sachs.
This case is gonna be nasty.
1732
01:40:54,716 --> 01:40:56,426
Hi. Cute glasses.
1733
01:40:57,427 --> 01:40:59,345
-What was that?
-What?
1734
01:40:59,512 --> 01:41:02,807
What? Dude, what is it with you
and hot ladies? What's your secret?
1735
01:41:02,974 --> 01:41:05,810
Honestly, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1736
01:41:05,977 --> 01:41:07,937
Tell me who you lost your virginity to.
1737
01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:11,065
She actually became a TV actress.
Heather Locklear.
1738
01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:12,817
Heather Locklear, what?
1739
01:41:12,984 --> 01:41:14,527
-You've heard of her?
-Come on!
1740
01:41:14,694 --> 01:41:18,782
-She was much chubbier back then.
-I don't get it. I really, I don't get it.
1741
01:46:19,415 --> 01:46:21,042
That was you.
You don't have a sense of humor.
1742
01:46:21,209 --> 01:46:22,585
I do. I have a wonderful sense of humor.
1743
01:46:22,752 --> 01:46:24,504
All right, I'm gonna tell you
the best joke in the world.
1744
01:46:24,670 --> 01:46:25,713
-We'll see if you laugh.
-Please.
1745
01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:27,215
-I love jokes.
-All right.
1746
01:46:27,381 --> 01:46:30,676
There was these two guys,
all right, partners, best friends.
1747
01:46:30,843 --> 01:46:32,095
-Going moose hunting.
-Right.
1748
01:46:32,261 --> 01:46:34,097
Looking around.
Everywhere they look, there's no moose.
1749
01:46:34,263 --> 01:46:35,973
The guy's like,
"You know what? We gotta split up.
1750
01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:38,476
-"You go this way. You go that way."
-Right.
1751
01:46:38,643 --> 01:46:40,061
Next thing you know,
they lose sight of each other.
1752
01:46:40,228 --> 01:46:42,105
All of a sudden, the guy hears
some rumbling in the bushes.
1753
01:46:42,271 --> 01:46:43,898
-Sure.
-He starts heading over that way.
1754
01:46:44,065 --> 01:46:47,443
Out comes his friend in his orange suit.
He's like, "Don't shoot. I'm not a moose."
1755
01:46:47,610 --> 01:46:50,655
And the guy readies his weapon,
points it right at his face, and:
1756
01:46:51,948 --> 01:46:53,032
Shoots the guy.
1757
01:46:53,199 --> 01:46:54,992
So the guy runs over, he goes,
"What are you doing?
1758
01:46:55,159 --> 01:46:56,994
"I told you I wasn't a moose."
1759
01:46:57,161 --> 01:46:59,664
And the guy goes,
"I thought you said you were a moose."
1760
01:47:03,042 --> 01:47:04,293
But he's not a moose.
1761
01:47:07,088 --> 01:47:10,716
Get the check-check from Shen-Shen.
Let's get out of here.
1762
01:47:15,930 --> 01:47:19,267
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
1763
01:47:20,518 --> 01:47:21,602
And cut.
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