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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:31,375 Dear Mrs Treble, 4 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:38,208 You said that if I ever felt sad, 5 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:40,125 I should tell you about it. 6 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:46,208 I don't see you now, like I did when I had little worries. 7 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,250 Mrs Trebla, I feel sad. 8 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:55,833 Much sadder than l've ever felt since I was little. 9 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:01,250 THE DANDELIONS 10 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,500 Rise and shine! 11 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,875 You're worried about going back to school, 12 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:29,250 so you sleep with your bag. 13 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:35,000 You promised you'd wake me early. 14 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,958 The thing is, with my earplugs, 15 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:42,250 I hear your dad's snoring, not the alarm clock. 16 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:51,750 Mom, get up before the Good Lord stops you. 17 00:03:58,125 --> 00:03:59,083 Let's go. 18 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,958 No, breakfast first. 19 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,375 I'm not hungry. 20 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:04,125 Sit down. 21 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,000 Mom, your laxative. 22 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:16,583 Take your bag off. 23 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:25,208 Orange marmalade! 24 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:27,000 Reminds me cf childhood. 25 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:28,750 Here. 26 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:31,375 Could I have Nutella for Christmas? 27 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,625 No industrial junk here. 28 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:35,875 That sucks. 29 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:39,458 I hope you always eat this food "that sucks"! 30 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,000 Michel, please, 31 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,958 fix this kitchen. 32 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:47,083 As a kid, I crossed Poland on an empty stomach. 33 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:48,583 That's true. 34 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:51,875 In Auschwitz, he fought for potato peelings. 35 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,375 We really suffered. 36 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,500 Where were you in the war? 37 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:56,708 In Tunis. 38 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,750 You don't have a monopoly on suffering. 39 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,625 And I married a man, not a victim. 40 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,500 I'm her father, not a man. 41 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:06,625 From cradle to grave, honey. 42 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,750 Will I die before you? 43 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,750 Well, you never know. 44 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:14,250 You wonder why I'm taking her to a shrink. 45 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:16,250 If you do, l'll kill her. 46 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,958 Then, I'll kill myself. 47 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:19,875 Then, I'll kill myself, too. 48 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,000 No! 49 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:47,125 Oh, they're going too far! 50 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:52,875 Locking the gate before the kids are all in! 51 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 You stink 52 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,333 Damn school! 53 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:57,375 What? 54 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:01,083 Hi. The gate's locked. It's Rachel Gladstein's mother. 55 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,875 Try arrivinq on time at the "damn school"! 56 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,500 She's very unpleasant. 57 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:08,875 Not saying goodbye? 58 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,000 Chickpea! 59 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:25,000 Your last teachers told me about you, 60 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:28,625 but I'd still like you to write a self-portrait, 61 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:30,750 just like every year. 62 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,708 Sit down, then. 63 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:38,250 Can someone please make room for Raphaële? 64 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:39,375 Rachel. 65 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,375 As for Marina Campbell, 66 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:46,958 I want you to support her in her time of grief. 67 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,000 As you may know, 68 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,375 her mom left us recently. Right, Marina? 69 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,208 Make room for Raphaële. She's late, not a leper! 70 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:00,583 I can, Miss! 71 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:02,208 Go on, then. 72 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,708 Go on. 73 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,750 This year, we'll study the varieties of apples. 74 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,875 Your name's Rachel? I love that name. 75 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:19,833 I'm Valérie. After Empress Valeria Messalina. 76 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:24,333 She was killed at 23, 'cause she was a bit cf a whore. 77 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:27,625 My mom works in history, you see? 78 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:31,708 Going camping? 79 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:33,625 You're a gypsy Barbie! 80 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,500 Your snack looks gross. 81 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:39,125 Give it to Marina. Her mom can't make her one. 82 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,208 We can hear you, Raphaële. 83 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,708 - That's enough. - Her name's Rachel, Miss. 84 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:50,458 Gladstein. Rachel Gladstein. 85 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:53,750 Open wide and don't move. I'm in your eye. 86 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,375 Little worries. 87 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:59,125 Mr Fadiga, don't move! 88 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,375 Thursday? 89 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,000 5 PM. OK. 90 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,625 The thing is... 91 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,500 Yes, goodbye. 92 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:10,833 Is it serious, Doc? 93 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:14,458 No, it's hormonal. It's alright, thanks. 94 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:37,750 What is this doctor? 95 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,250 A friend. 96 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:43,000 A colleague. You don't know her. 97 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:44,500 She's very nice. 98 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,250 You'll see, she loves kids. 99 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,375 Hello. 100 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,083 You must be Rachel. 101 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,708 Well, Rachel, my name's Mrs Treble. 102 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,708 Do you know what the children who come here say? 103 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,333 They say this is the place 104 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,000 of blah blah blah! 105 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:10,833 Hello. 106 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:15,375 I'm Colette Gladstein. I'm Rachel's mom. 107 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:25,750 Yes? 108 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,375 Yes? 109 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,208 Yes... 110 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,458 Well, listen... No... 111 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,750 Generally speaking, Rachel is 112 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,625 very happy. Right, Rachel? 113 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:41,625 But... 114 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,750 sometimes... 115 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,583 she sleeps completely... 116 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,625 dressed, with her bag. 117 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:52,250 In French, please. 118 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,833 Well, it started 119 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:03,125 when Mom moved in with us last year, 120 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,500 after her stroke. 121 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,125 Her retirement home... 122 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,000 I mean her rest home. Anyway... 123 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:13,583 They asked us to take her back, because... 124 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:18,000 she'd become a bit... 125 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:23,250 a bit... tempestuous with a gentleman. 126 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,458 But... I'm sure he died cf old age... 127 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,083 Because... 128 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:37,125 Mom doesn't talk much, but... 129 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,625 she can be impulsive and... 130 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:44,333 So much so that when I was little... 131 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,750 ...You wished she'd listen to you. 132 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:54,750 So, let us listen to the little girl in Rachel. 133 00:10:56,375 --> 00:11:00,250 The little girl who, like all of us, is trying to communicate, 134 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,250 but doesn't dare to speak. 135 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,375 You're not Mom's friend. 136 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,875 It was hard to draw you. 137 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,625 Why's that, Rachel? 138 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,875 Your face is all lined. 200 wrinkles. 139 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,958 Well, you know, I was young once, too. 140 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,250 Hard to believe! 141 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,958 Tell me about your worries. 142 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,125 - Me? - You. 143 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:45,458 No. 144 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,833 Try the little window behind the closet. 145 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,625 It's more comfortable. 146 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,708 Were you as pretty as Marina Campbell? 147 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,500 Who's Marina Campbell? 148 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,500 A girl in my class. 149 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,750 She's beautiful. And her mother's dead. 150 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:15,000 I don't know if I was as pretty as her. 151 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,750 But my mother said I was special. 152 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:22,625 Is your mother dead, too? 153 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,125 Yes, Rachel. 154 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,250 And your father? 155 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:27,833 Yes, Rachel. 156 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,125 How did they die? 157 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,125 For Marina's mother, it was horrible. 158 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,583 She was squashed flat like an omelet with ketchup on. 159 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,500 Do you know other people who died? 160 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,833 What about you? Do you? 161 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,875 Now, when I really die, you'll think it's a joke! 162 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:05,333 I think it reassures Chickpea to have her grandma in her room. 163 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:07,708 Me too. 164 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:09,125 What? 165 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,583 It reassures me to have a grandma in my room! 166 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:25,583 Time up! 167 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,375 Marina... 168 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,250 If I could bring your mom back 169 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:47,125 by killing mine, I'd do it at once. 170 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,125 You're insane! 171 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,000 Hey, gypsy Barbie, can you do this? 172 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,833 No hands! 173 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,583 It's for my birthday. 174 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:01,458 For my birthday. 175 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,083 - Here. - It's for your party? 176 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:12,000 Hey, mini-dwarf! Who's your maxi-master, you runt? 177 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,375 Is my sister bugging you? 178 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,125 Enough of you. 179 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,583 Leave me alone. 180 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,458 For my birthday. 181 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,583 It's on Saturday from 3. 182 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,750 Bring someone along if you like. 183 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,000 I'll bring my big-ass skates! 184 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,833 OK, come on. 185 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,000 Will that be enough? 186 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:02,000 "Patience is the best buckler against affronts." 187 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,208 If I was like you, nothing'd happen. 188 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,333 Rachel wouldn't see a shrink. 189 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,250 Speak French in front of her? 190 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,750 Yes, on Dr Cécile Trebla's recommendation. 191 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,500 Huh, Rachel? 192 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,750 You can understand things new. 193 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,333 Yes. 194 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:24,958 Hi! 195 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,375 Hi, are you Rachel? 196 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,625 Happy birthday. 197 00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,458 My brother says no to kids under 5 feet tall. 198 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:35,875 Are we the first? 199 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,875 Simon phones his mother and says: OK, Mom? 200 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:43,000 - Yes. - Sorry, it must be a wrong number. 201 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:46,125 Mind if I smoke? 202 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,000 Not at all. Can I have one? 203 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:50,708 Michel... 204 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,750 I've always liked the occasional cigarette. 205 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,750 Can you get the lemonade, honey? 206 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,333 Yes, honey, which vintage? 207 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,750 Can I help, Mrs Gladstein? 208 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,250 No, and please call me Colette. 209 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,375 OK, I'm Catherine. First names are much better. 210 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,083 I agree, Mrs Parisi. 211 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,250 - "Catherine"! - Right. 212 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,875 Can I see your room? 213 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,708 If you like. 214 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:32,250 3.30 - none cf her friends are here. It's worrying. 215 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,083 Apart from Valérie. 216 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,500 Yes, cf course. 217 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,000 OK, how about a bite to eat? 218 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,250 No, thanks, I'm on a diet. 219 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,833 Just 2 little horns. 220 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,875 That won't hurt. 221 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,125 MEATBALL 222 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:02,625 Correct. Now spell "stomach". 223 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,000 Who sleeps here? 224 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,375 My grandma. 225 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,208 Why? 226 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,000 I watch her in case she dies. 227 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,750 Is she sick? 228 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,750 A blood clock's stuck in her brain. 229 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,375 She can't move her arm. 230 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,000 It's a clot, not a clock! 231 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,375 You sure? 232 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:27,625 Yes. I got family hypertrophic myocarditis 233 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:29,500 from my father. 234 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,583 It means my heart's huge! 235 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,333 - You work for...? - The CNRS. 236 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:40,375 I help historians with research. I'm doing Raymond Aron. 237 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,375 He's a lucky guy! 238 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,875 I'm going to call the parents. 239 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,500 I'm on the parent teacher association. 240 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,958 It's fascinating. 241 00:17:57,125 --> 00:18:00,250 Hello, Mrs Boubakar. It's Colette Gladstein. 242 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,875 It's about the birthday party. 243 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,083 Rachel's. It's today. 244 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,875 Strange Sissi and her gang aren't here. 245 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,125 They're at Marianne's party. 246 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,250 I didn't tell Mom. I could've killed her. 247 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,250 Am I the only one, then? 248 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,375 She cocked tons cf meatballs. 249 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,250 She must've spent days doing them! 250 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,208 She has no friends. 251 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,375 Apart from Valérie. 252 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,458 Yes... 253 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,625 Here! 254 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,333 Never mind, darling, we'll eat your meatballs! 255 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,833 How about a bite to eat, Catherine? 256 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,125 No! 257 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,000 I just drink and smoke. 258 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,208 It's my only sustenance. 259 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,250 Just a little shortbread horn. 260 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,083 Eating your lipstick? 261 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,375 I'll go get the wine. 262 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,125 C'mon, girls. 263 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,208 Come eat my falafels. 264 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,000 Like it? 265 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,750 Yeah. 266 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,208 You can skate to school. 267 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,125 We'll see about that, honey. 268 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,583 Today, Chickpea, you're 9 years old. 269 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,708 Time to make you aware 270 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:44,583 that you're not the only person in the world. 271 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,083 So, you look left and right 272 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,750 and what do you discover? 273 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,125 Where's the bathroom? 274 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,875 It's left, then right. 275 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,458 Thanks. 276 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,000 Well? 277 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,208 Compassion? 278 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:06,125 Not at all. You discover diversity, 279 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,000 then compassion. 280 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,833 Sc, I hope you'll appreciate the value cf my gift. 281 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,458 Happy birthday, honey. 282 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,125 "The Sahel Cries Out"' Quick, make a donation... 283 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,000 Know what it is? 284 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,833 It's a modern magic wand. 285 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000 It lets you put a smile on a black child's face, 286 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,083 to his great surprise. 287 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,583 Heard cf child sponsorship? 288 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,375 Thanks, Mom. 289 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,500 Don't mention it, honey. 290 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,250 These leftovers! What a shame. 291 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,125 It's so tasty, too. 292 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:56,083 Did Catherine take a box just to be polite? 293 00:20:56,250 --> 00:21:00,000 - She seems nice. - As much as a single woman can be. 294 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,458 She sure can drink. 295 00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:05,000 My uncle said no widow or single woman 296 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,458 would ever set foot in his house. 297 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Well, you didn't seem to mind. 298 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,000 I couldn't throw her out. 299 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,083 I'll never get it in. 300 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,333 Valérie's a bit coarse, isn't she? 301 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,500 She's a bit intrepid. 302 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,125 Shit, shit! 303 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,125 This kitchen is such a fiasco! 304 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,000 I'll put it back on. 305 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,875 Mind you, it's hot. 306 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,625 Pass it... 307 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,250 Pass it here. 308 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,875 Ladies, can I help you? 309 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,458 Hey, gypsy Barbie! 310 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,458 I'm gonna swap my math test. 311 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,083 You coming? 312 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,500 Come see. 313 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,958 Come see, Rachel. 314 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,208 C'mon! 315 00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:02,708 Rachel! Come here. 316 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,375 Dirty Danielle's groping her husband. 317 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,000 I'm fed up cf this! 318 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Danielle? 319 00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,250 You there, darling? 320 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:35,875 I was just having a quick pee. 321 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:37,833 OK, hon? 322 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 They all deserve to stand in the corner. 323 00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:42,500 Hurry up. 324 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,000 It's Mr Vaillant's retirement party. 325 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,875 Oh, I clean forgot. Do we have a gift? 326 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:49,625 A raclette grill. 327 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:55,750 Who was that? 328 00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,125 Dunno. 329 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:05,875 Ouch! 330 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,250 Sorry! 331 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,333 What's wrong with you? 332 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,375 We were in the staff room... 333 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,750 If you must know, we've got 334 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:16,458 a solid-silver scoop. 335 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:17,583 What? 336 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,000 Mrs Danielle... What? 337 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,375 We'll only tell cur real friends. 338 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:27,750 Here. 339 00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:31,708 It's a coupon to join the Friends of Barbie Club. Want it? 340 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,125 So, this secret? 341 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,625 Sorry, that's not enough. 342 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:51,625 Anyway, the plastic boob club isn't for us. 343 00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:52,958 Right. 344 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,000 Mom? 345 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,000 Yes, Chickpea? 346 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,625 I want long hair like Marina Campbell. 347 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:05,250 A witty girl like you doesn't need such artifice. 348 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,750 My mom didn't get my hair done. 349 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,250 She knows best! 350 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,750 She didn't want me to be vain. 351 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,875 You'd have stolen her thunder. 352 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:17,125 Valérie invited me to sleep over at hers. 353 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,500 That's kind, but it might disturb her mom. 354 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,333 Why can't she? 355 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,083 You said yourself she's intrepid. 356 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,625 So what? That's no reason. 357 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:35,875 She's never slept anywhere but home. 358 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,833 First time for everything. 359 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,750 Or you could sign me up to the Friends cf Barbie Club. 360 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,125 Friends of Barbie Club? 361 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,333 Yeah. 362 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:50,583 You can win luxury prizes 363 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:56,000 and Barbie writes you regular letters and becomes your friend. 364 00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,708 You want to pay to become friends with a plastic doll 365 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:03,083 with dirty-blond nylon hair! 366 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,875 You won't let me play with real girls for free. 367 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,750 Stop acting spoiled. 368 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:11,375 At your age, I got an orange at Christmas. 369 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,750 He always says that: "At your age..."! 370 00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:24,375 What do you think it was like for him then? 371 00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:27,750 It was no fun at first. 372 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:31,250 Why was it no fun for your dad at first? 373 00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:34,750 He was the youngest in his family. 374 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,125 Then, what happened? 375 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:44,458 Then, they were all exported to Osvicht 376 00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:46,708 and they all died apart from Dad 377 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,875 who came back on his own 378 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,333 barefoot in the snow in stripy pajamas. 379 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,708 You know, Rachel, 380 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:57,250 those events in your father's life must've been very hard. 381 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,208 I don't think so. 382 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:13,458 I'm glad you're doing justice to my gift. 383 00:27:13,625 --> 00:27:14,875 Who's it to? 384 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,500 The Sahel Cries Out. 385 00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:22,500 I'm very proud of you, Chickpea. 386 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,458 It's rare to feel compassion for others, 387 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,875 but at your age, it's fantastic. 388 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:43,875 Friends of Barbie Club 389 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:48,375 She almost deserves her Barbie membership. 390 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:51,458 Over my quivering body! 391 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:54,125 'Night. 392 00:27:57,875 --> 00:27:59,875 Mind if I turn my back on you? 393 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,750 - Yes? - Apples. 394 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,375 Apples, yes. 395 00:28:14,208 --> 00:28:16,000 Apples... 396 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,750 How to stay slim 397 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:25,250 Other food which is good for you? 398 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:26,500 Sausages? 399 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,708 No. Manon? 400 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:29,958 Lettuce. 401 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,125 With her ass, she must drink water and puke! 402 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,250 If it's interesting, Raphaële, tell the class. 403 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:49,000 Tc stay healthy, you have to eat apples and suck cocks. 404 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:53,500 Both of you to the principal. 405 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:56,750 Valérie... 406 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,625 To stay slim, you must... 407 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:02,833 ...eat apples. 408 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,583 Yes, and? 409 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:06,458 Pears. 410 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:09,458 And? 411 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:10,875 Drink water. 412 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,125 And what else? 413 00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:18,833 Suck socks... 414 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,708 Sorry. 415 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,708 Cocks, not socks. 416 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,333 That's enough! 417 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:30,833 Where do they hear such things? 418 00:29:33,625 --> 00:29:36,833 It's not to excuse their attitude, but... 419 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:41,875 it's true that Mrs Danielle wears rather "risqué" clothes... 420 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:46,000 which can cause children to make inappropriate remarks. 421 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:50,500 She has very nice clothes. Nothing justifies their attitude. 422 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:53,708 She wears quite elegant clothes. 423 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:58,875 I like her sleeveless rabbit-skin cardigan. 424 00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:00,083 Mr... 425 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:02,208 Prickard. 426 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,500 Mr Prickard... 427 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:10,875 Rabbit-skin no doubt suits her, 428 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:14,875 but it's nevertheless an incitement to sex. 429 00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:19,958 But I think the girls need to be punished. 430 00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:23,750 Sc, copy cut 100 times: "Don't suck socks"! 431 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:39,250 Hi, Mrs Parisi, it's Rachel's mom. 432 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:41,458 Weren't we using first names? 433 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Oh, yes, sorry. 434 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,000 As you couldn't go, 435 00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:49,250 I wanted to tell you about the incident at school. 436 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,500 Valérie's already told me. 437 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:55,625 Do you realize she knows the expression, "suck cocks"? 438 00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:56,625 I know. 439 00:30:57,375 --> 00:31:00,250 Her brother teaches her. What can you do? 440 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,083 I see. 441 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,083 Would you believe it, 442 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:07,708 Rachel doesn't say "suck cocks" but "suck socks"? 443 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,500 "Suck socks"! 444 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:13,250 "Suck cocks," Mom, not "socks". 445 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:15,250 Valérie would like 446 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:18,833 Rachel to sleep over. She could come after school. 447 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,125 That's very kind of you, but... 448 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:28,000 I have a symposium tomorrow, 449 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:31,750 unfortunately, so for once... 450 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:35,083 my mother will pick Rachel up. 451 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:38,625 Sc, with her hemiplegia, 452 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:42,250 I'm worried about her... I mean, I wonder... 453 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:46,375 if running to your place... It could kill her. 454 00:31:47,708 --> 00:31:49,000 I can take her. 455 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:52,458 Don't you have a big yard? 456 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:56,458 Look at that. 457 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:58,750 Is that yours? 458 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,250 No, it's my Mom's. 459 00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:01,875 Your Mom's? 460 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,875 It's us! We're hungry! 461 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,000 Hello. 462 00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:12,125 OK, honey? Come on in. 463 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,625 Hello, Michel. 464 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:17,583 Come in for a drink. 465 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,125 No, I'm busy. 466 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:21,375 Can I ask you a favor? 467 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,083 Sure. 468 00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:29,833 Thanks for bringing them. 469 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:34,125 Dad works on the Riviera with the tears. 470 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,833 He met David Hasselhoff in a club... 471 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,583 What's your name? 472 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:54,000 Are you coming? 473 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:58,208 Your friend's get talent. 474 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:01,333 Dad took me to the Picasso Museum once. 475 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:02,750 That's why. 476 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:07,708 C'mon... 477 00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,833 Come help us instead of sulking. 478 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:16,750 Well, sister, what do you want? Blue, red? 479 00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:18,000 Green. 480 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,208 Are you sure? 481 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,083 Stop it, dammit! 482 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,250 It was only a joke. 483 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:33,750 Motherfucker! 484 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,458 Your kitchen's interesting. 485 00:33:38,875 --> 00:33:40,458 You think so? 486 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:42,625 I work for Mobalpa Kitchens. 487 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:44,500 Pass me the screwdriver. 488 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,375 - As a designer? - No. 489 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,333 But you're lucky, I'm a fitter. 490 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:53,000 I put up, I take down... 491 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,208 The bulb. 492 00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:01,000 What do you mean by "interesting"? 493 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:03,000 I mean it has a certain charm, 494 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,250 but it's suffered a lot. 495 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,583 It hasn't been taken care cf. At this rate... 496 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:12,000 - Is it done for? - No, it's strong stuff. 497 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:14,500 I'd say it needs a good overhaul. 498 00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:15,750 An overhaul? 499 00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:19,250 Check the electricity, the solidity cf the cabinets. 500 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,875 God invented that stuff just to get me! 501 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:26,625 My brother gives me a hand when he passes through. 502 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,083 Once I didn't ask him and bought a vacuum cleaner at 1 ,200 francs! 503 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,250 You're joking? 504 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,500 It blew up after 2 days. 505 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:37,500 I was on my own. I thought I was going to die. 506 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,250 The carpet and the paint were ruined. 507 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:44,583 The warranty was fake and the company had disappeared! 508 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:48,875 I'll do it. 509 00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:50,375 What? 510 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:53,708 Your kitchen. I'll fix it up. Good as new. 511 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,750 - I can't afford it. - Who mentioned money? 512 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,000 I can pick up the materials. 513 00:34:59,208 --> 00:35:01,750 I can make a wonderful kitchen. A one-off. 514 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,250 Hi, it's Colette. 515 00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:14,500 Did the girls arrive safely? 516 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:17,208 I'm not worried, but... 517 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,000 Yes. Michel's still here. 518 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,125 Want to speak to him? 519 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:24,000 Uh, yes. Yes, please. 520 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:29,708 Can you hear me? 521 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,875 Yes. I'm just leaving. You still over there? 522 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:37,583 It's dragging on. I'll be home late. Don't wait for me for dinner. 523 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:41,125 There are 2 boxes of meatballs. 524 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:44,708 And for dessert, finish the stewed apple. 525 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:45,833 AI right. 526 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:47,458 You OK? 527 00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:50,250 It's not too much of a dive 528 00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,625 at Catherine the single mom's? 529 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:55,208 I gotta go. 530 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:56,583 I'm being called. 531 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,333 Bye. 532 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,333 See you tonight, honey. 533 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:11,208 Hello, we're live and on the air. Over to you. 534 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:15,083 Please give us an equivalent of "spinach". 535 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:17,250 We're all ears. 536 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:21,125 7 letters. We eat it at the canteen and it stinks. 537 00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:23,625 Sardine? 538 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,125 Bravo! You're ugly but not dumb! 539 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,583 You've won 2 francs. Scram! Next candidate. 540 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:35,125 I don't smoke or drink, 541 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,583 but I suck... candy! 542 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:40,875 Have a drink. 543 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:44,083 Dallas 544 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:47,208 Your merciless world 545 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,250 Sue Ellen! 546 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,625 The lawyers will drop the case! 547 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:59,500 She says you got her pregnant 548 00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:01,500 and you buy her silence! 549 00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:04,125 We've been trying to have a kid! 550 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,375 You get her pregnant first time! 551 00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:09,375 Don't shout! The whole of Dallas will hear! 552 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:10,625 I don't care! 553 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:13,458 Forgive me, Sue Ellen. 554 00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:45,625 I'll give you my advice: If you want to keep 555 00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:50,375 your husband, you'll have to start doing the hokey-pokey again. 556 00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:53,500 - Like it or not. - What? 557 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,500 I never liked doing it with your dad. 558 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:01,750 I'd rather have had someone more inventive. 559 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:05,000 He get me pregnant first time, like your Michel. 560 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,083 How can you compare Michel to...? 561 00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:11,125 I'm talking from experience. Life's one big sacrifice. 562 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,500 You made sacrifices? 563 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,125 You wanted for nothing. 564 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,750 You dragged me to France with cut considering 565 00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:21,333 how I felt about it! 566 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,625 And you dare to give me advice on my love life? 567 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,625 You were out having affairs. 568 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,833 I was bored, Mom. 569 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:31,458 I was so bored! 570 00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:35,125 Boredom's a luxury. 571 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,625 Do you love me, Mom? 572 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:16,250 You're back? 573 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,375 Yes. What time is it? 574 00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,875 What's with your eyes? 575 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:26,208 It's conjunctivitis. 576 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,625 How was it? 577 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,250 Very interesting. 578 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:32,625 Laser eye surgery. Fascinating. 579 00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:34,375 I'm sure. 580 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,708 Rachel wasn't too anxious? 581 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,208 No, fine. 582 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:40,375 The girls put on a show. 583 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:41,833 Very amusing. 584 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:46,375 What did they eat? Have you eaten? 585 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,750 A bit. Pizza. 586 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:50,875 Pizza... 587 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:52,833 That's good... 588 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,250 Mind if I turn my back on you? 589 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,625 What's the apple for? 590 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:19,250 The teacher wants me to draw it for you. 591 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:20,500 Take this one. 592 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,333 It's old. 593 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:26,000 Well, you can't help kids in the Sahel and waste food. 594 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:29,500 What's that mess? 595 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,125 It's my apple. 596 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:34,208 It's rotten. 597 00:40:36,458 --> 00:40:38,000 For Mother's Day?! 598 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:51,208 Marina, since you're bored to death, do a nice drawing. 599 00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:54,125 It won't bring your mom back, but still... 600 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,000 It'll please Rachel's mom. 601 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:11,875 Lock at that sex slut! 602 00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:16,750 Let's follow her. Maybe she's seeing her lover. 603 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,625 I have to wait for Mom. 604 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:21,958 Serve her right for being late! 605 00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:24,958 Yeah, she can go get treated by my shrink! 606 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:48,500 C'mon, we'll lose her! 607 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,375 Don't cross. It's dangerous! 608 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:53,125 D'you hear me, Rachel? 609 00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:14,875 Her ass is on fire! 610 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:18,125 It smells of burned butt hair! 611 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,875 Michel Leclerc! 612 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:35,500 Think he's Mrs Danielle's lover? 613 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,250 Dunno. Ring the bell. 614 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:46,708 Who's there? 615 00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:50,375 Little brats! 616 00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,250 Hang on. 617 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,333 Rachel, look! 618 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 In the kitchen. Look. 619 00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:45,958 Think they want everyone to see them naked? 620 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,875 Hey, kids! Time for aerobics! 621 00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:58,083 He'll pull her hair cut. 622 00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,000 I love to do that. 623 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:06,750 I grew up in St Malo, so crepes remind me of childhood. 624 00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:09,875 Your childhood wraps mine! 625 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,750 Crepes with pickles! What'd Grandpa think? 626 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:16,083 Actually, the real Malossol is a cucumber. 627 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:19,250 Really? What's the difference? 628 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:22,208 It's a gherkin that's picked when it's ripe. 629 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:24,083 It tastes quite different. 630 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:26,750 It's bigger, more tender. 631 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,500 Taste it. 632 00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,500 Just a bit, 'cause at first... 633 00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:40,958 Wow, you've broken everything! 634 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:44,125 Want some crepes? 635 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,750 Does Mom know you're here? 636 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:47,750 What about you? 637 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:52,250 I'm fixing Valérie's Mom's kitchen. 638 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,125 Well, I hope you'll do ours next. 639 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:02,583 School's out now. I'm just obeying rules. 640 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,375 That's what they said in the war! D'you have kids? 641 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:08,625 Yes, 8 in all. 642 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:11,125 Whatever! Rachel always waits for me. 643 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:14,125 She must he wandering the school, 644 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:15,958 frightened and hungry! 645 00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,708 Maybe she's run away 646 00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:21,750 or been kidnapped. lilts your fault if you’re not on time! 647 00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:29,875 Hello. 648 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,375 - Going out? - With you. 649 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:37,000 You won't need your bag at the police station. 650 00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:38,583 You called the cops? 651 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,750 I don't want to see the police! 652 00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:43,000 I'm not asking you! 653 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:44,375 I'm telling you! 654 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:46,375 Right... 655 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,250 Just you wait, missy! 656 00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:52,875 I'm... I'm locking you in the "dark room"! 657 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:55,583 - There isn't one. - There is! 658 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:57,250 That was in Tunis. 659 00:45:57,875 --> 00:46:00,000 Get in there. 660 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,750 It's a dressing room. 661 00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:08,000 I'll put you in prison... I mean, in a kennel... a home! 662 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,083 Turn that light off! 663 00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:13,500 It was to see the time. 664 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,875 Don't make fun of me! 665 00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:19,875 I can't hear in the dark. What? 666 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,750 You've asked for it. 667 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:25,708 Is that the boarding school? 668 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:29,625 Hello, Mrs Very Strict Principal. 669 00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:33,750 I want to send you my unbearable, lying daughter. 670 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,875 You can't do that! 671 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:38,250 It's to scare her, idiot! 672 00:46:38,458 --> 00:46:40,000 I'm not even scared! 673 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,875 - What the hell is that? - It's your underwear. 674 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:51,000 Yes, it's your underwear! 675 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:03,875 Come back here! 676 00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:31,875 Go to your room. 677 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,250 - Colette... - Get off, Michel! 678 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,375 OK if I turn the light off, hon? 679 00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:28,000 'Evening, Rachel. 680 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,458 'Evening, Mrs Treble. 681 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,625 Nice place you have. 682 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,083 It's not my place. 683 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:39,583 It's my parents' place. 684 00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:44,833 It'll be mine when they're dead as I'm an only child. 685 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,083 Is it sad being an only child? 686 00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:51,125 Sometimes. 687 00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:54,083 How is it an advantage? 688 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:04,583 When we have a leg cf lamb, I get the bone to myself. 689 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:07,000 And... 690 00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:13,500 I can spread cut on the couch to watch the TV test card. 691 00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:14,500 I see. 692 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:19,125 Sc, when your parents die, you'll have the place to yourself. 693 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:21,333 Yeah. 694 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:24,250 Grandma has to die, too, 695 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:26,625 but she'll die before they do. 696 00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:34,708 What'll you do when they're all dead? 697 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:42,708 I'll never tidy my room again. 698 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:47,708 I'll eat nothing but Nutella. 699 00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:52,250 And everyone will pity me, 'cause I'll be an orphan. 700 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,000 Like Marina Campbell? 701 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:57,458 Yeah, but better, 'cause she still has her father. 702 00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:00,000 Other people dying is really great! 703 00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:01,458 Yeah. 704 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,875 All the joys you have during the day, 705 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,208 what a pleasure to share them 706 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:10,583 with your parents and grandma at night. 707 00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,000 But they'll be dead. 708 00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:17,083 Yes, that's silly, isn't it? 709 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:24,583 Let's leave it there. 710 00:50:39,375 --> 00:50:41,125 You don't look too good. 711 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:44,083 Does your kid still sleep with her bag? 712 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,250 Mr Fadiga... 713 00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:50,875 You have cancer. 714 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:55,833 I'm sorry. 715 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,708 Did you join the club? 716 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:12,875 No, I used all my pocket money to save Ethiopia. 717 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,000 What's Mrs Danielle's secret? 718 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,583 - We saw her in the bathroom... - Wait! 719 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,125 Wait. 720 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,958 Hi, Mrs Danielle. 721 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:31,000 Hi, Patrick, how was your gym class? 722 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:32,208 Or eat. 723 00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:34,333 I have a pupil with golden hair, 724 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,875 Marina Campbell. 725 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:38,833 Mine's soft and silky, too. 726 00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:41,375 I wash it with "Timothy". 727 00:51:41,625 --> 00:51:43,250 Oh, yes, it's very soft. 728 00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:44,750 Who's this Timothy? 729 00:51:44,958 --> 00:51:47,875 Oh, Patrick, it's my shampoo! 730 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,958 I know. I was joking. 731 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:53,625 You're so funny, Patrick! 732 00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:58,125 Careful, I can see your boobies. 733 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:01,000 I'm so clumsy! 734 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,208 These heels are so high! 735 00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:06,250 I'll help you, Mrs Danielle. 736 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:10,625 I think you forgot to put your panties on. 737 00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:13,708 What an idiot I am! 738 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:17,083 Stop it, Patrick. Don't rape me! 739 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,833 Why not? Your breasts are so nice. 740 00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,958 Please, stop it. 741 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:24,000 I don't like being raped. 742 00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:26,500 - Let me get on with it, then. - OK. 743 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,375 Stop it! You're disgusting! 744 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,500 We were playing! Are you nuts? 745 00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:47,625 Your parents kissed or you wouldn't be here! 746 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,208 Fuck me, darling! 747 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:54,583 My Mom's dead, you know! 748 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,500 - Shit! - What is it? 749 00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:03,333 I asked you to get 140 x 60 cm planks. 750 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:04,625 What's this crap? 751 00:53:04,750 --> 00:53:06,375 - I don't know. - No? 752 00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:09,500 You have 2 left hands! That's 120 x 40. 753 00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:11,875 It's not long enough. Now what? 754 00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:13,333 They said... 755 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:16,458 I see why your brother checks what you do! 756 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:18,583 Did you get the varnish? 757 00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:22,125 Yes. 758 00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:33,625 Hello, Valérie. 759 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:39,458 Why are you here? 760 00:53:41,708 --> 00:53:42,833 I was in the area. 761 00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:45,208 As it's time to come home... 762 00:53:46,125 --> 00:53:47,583 I came to pick you up. 763 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,375 Get your things. 764 00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:56,500 Hello, Catherine. 765 00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:58,958 - How are you? - Fine, thanks. 766 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,875 How's the work going? 767 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,375 It's almost finished. 768 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:07,250 Come in. 769 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,875 Your husband's an artist. 770 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:19,125 He puts his heart into things. He paid attention to every detail. 771 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:26,750 It's magnificent, Michel. 772 00:54:28,375 --> 00:54:29,625 A splendid job. 773 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:35,750 I'm ready. 774 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:44,125 What time is it? 775 00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:46,208 7 PM. Well, well! 776 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:49,083 Your Mom's right, time to go home. 777 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:52,208 Bye, Catherine. Bye, Valérie. 778 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:55,958 Bye, Michel. 779 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:22,958 Put your slippers on. 780 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,750 A guy who makes you laugh is rare. 781 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,500 I don't want to laugh. 782 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:42,875 Isn't a perfume seller funny? 783 00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:44,125 No. 784 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:46,250 So, we must do something. 785 00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:49,208 I can’t just punch her out! 786 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,583 It has an exotic fragrance. 787 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,625 Quite floral, in fact. 788 00:55:58,125 --> 00:55:59,250 Sorry. 789 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:00,625 Never mind. 790 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:03,750 Exquisite. 791 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:06,250 Well, really! 792 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:09,833 Yes, you're very unlucky. This is a fine powder. 793 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,625 It's transparent and hypoallergenic. 794 00:56:13,250 --> 00:56:15,458 It smells strange, doesn't it? 795 00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:16,708 I don't think so. 796 00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:25,833 She's crazy! Hysterical! 797 00:56:27,333 --> 00:56:29,375 Ma’am, did you see that lunatic? 798 00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:45,583 Rachel, has doing sex with your dolls got you a bit worked up? 799 00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:48,375 Mrs Treblablabla, 800 00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:52,208 could you stop asking me such dumb questions? 801 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:55,958 Don't forget the light. 802 00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:23,750 Here we are. 803 00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:34,125 If it's too much work, I can ask my brother to finish. 804 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,875 No, I don't overlook details. 805 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:43,583 True, some details deserve attention! 806 00:57:44,125 --> 00:57:45,083 Meaning? 807 00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:47,875 Your ass crack's showing. A real plumber! 808 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:00,625 Can I tell you a secret? 809 00:58:02,458 --> 00:58:03,500 You know... 810 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:08,125 I asked Colette to marry me the day I tasted her meatballs. 811 00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:12,750 She was fed tinned food by an absent mother. 812 00:58:13,708 --> 00:58:16,125 I couldn't miss out on someone 813 00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:20,583 who chose life and appetite without having been taught it. 814 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:28,375 I never told anyone that. 815 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,375 No... 816 00:58:42,958 --> 00:58:45,458 With your 2 left hands 817 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,208 and your amazing voice, how can you be single? 818 00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:52,125 Men must be blind and stupid. 819 00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:56,250 Or maybe single women scare them. 820 00:58:57,375 --> 00:59:00,625 Guys can be so conventional, can't they? 821 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,875 When's Dad joining us? 822 00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:19,750 He's not taking a vacation. 823 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,750 You forgot the choke. 824 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:24,250 There isn't one, Mom. 825 00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:25,583 There is. 826 00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:27,375 No, that was in Tunis. 827 00:59:51,875 --> 00:59:54,375 C'mon, ladies, we're here! 828 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,500 Ladies! 829 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:05,083 We'll have a nice fire and a nice soup. 830 01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:12,125 Thanks, Michel! 831 01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:14,083 Mom... 832 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:17,000 WIPE YOUR FEET DON'T CHEAT! 833 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,333 Chickpea... 834 01:01:40,958 --> 01:01:42,500 I bought you Nutella. 835 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:47,250 Come on... 836 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:51,125 Don't sulk. You look like a cooker spaniel! 837 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:52,750 I'm bored. 838 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:56,458 Boredom's a luxury. 839 01:02:35,208 --> 01:02:36,250 Hi. 840 01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:40,625 We're lucky with the weather. 841 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,000 Are you on vacation here? 842 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:47,000 No, I don't have time. I'm just dropping Valérie off. 843 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:50,125 - I can't stop. - Something wrong with Michel? 844 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:52,875 No, but I got a call from your mother. 845 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,458 Your mother? 846 01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:56,125 No, from your mother! 847 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,375 She said Rachel was bored. In view of the weather, 848 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,250 I packed a swimsuit and mittens! 849 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,500 Bye, beautiful. 850 01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:22,958 Back to the station, please. 851 01:03:23,125 --> 01:03:24,250 The station? 852 01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:27,000 There's no train till tomorrow. 853 01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:36,875 I see this old lady. Like a grandma but freaky. 854 01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:39,625 She says: "I know you. I know 855 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:43,625 when you were born, I know everything about you." 856 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:47,833 She starts crying. I take her in my arms. 857 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,583 I was so uncomfortable. 858 01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:51,250 And just then... 859 01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:54,250 she starts shaking. It's scary. 860 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:55,750 Why? 861 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:58,625 She says her daughter died in an accident. 862 01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:03,125 She went under a truck and her head was cut off. 863 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:04,750 Yuck! 864 01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:08,625 I shivered, 'cause I have a scar on my neck. 865 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:09,750 Where? 866 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,125 Here, lock. 867 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,250 See it? 868 01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:15,208 Can you see it? 869 01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:16,958 Just there. 870 01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:18,208 Can you see it? 871 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:25,375 Got you, didn't I? 872 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:27,083 It worked, didn't it? 873 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,750 Girls, you can leave the table. 874 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:40,000 C'mon, let's decapitate spiders to make potions! 875 01:04:45,875 --> 01:04:47,000 Are you a widow? 876 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:50,458 No. 877 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,625 I'm divorced. 878 01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:58,083 My husband was too young to cope with kids. 879 01:04:58,250 --> 01:04:59,375 Did you blame him? 880 01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:03,083 No... It wouldn't have changed anything. 881 01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:07,250 He loved me when he left. I was sad but serene. 882 01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:11,083 You didn't wonder if he was cheating? 883 01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:13,458 It did occur to me, but... 884 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:16,333 I'd sooner trust people, even if I get let down, 885 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,708 rather than be suspicious. 886 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:25,458 I'm not as generous as you. 887 01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:27,375 Why do you say that? 888 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,208 You have to be very sure of yourself to stand... 889 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:41,333 seeing your husband spend his life fixing the kitchen cf a woman... 890 01:05:42,750 --> 01:05:43,875 who is... 891 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:47,375 seductive and single. 892 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:51,500 Dc you still love him? 893 01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:56,500 I do my best. I'm not perfect. 894 01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:58,500 I'm not a heroine. 895 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:00,875 I'm an ordinary woman 896 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,875 who's fattening out... 897 01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,750 who doesn't make love, 'cause... 898 01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:09,875 her couple is ageing and... 899 01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:12,875 At least I'm lucid. 900 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,750 So, you know he loves you a lot. 901 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,583 How can you be so sure? 902 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,958 As a single female, I can spot 903 01:06:27,125 --> 01:06:29,625 males who show they're available! 904 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,500 He's not available. 905 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,500 Michel loves you. 906 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,750 Maybe more than you love him. 907 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,500 Michel has his life ahead cf him. 908 01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:43,750 What can happen to surprise a woman like me new? 909 01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:48,708 He could leave you. 910 01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:00,000 Right... 911 01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:06,500 Anyway, my Dad can't have sex with women. 912 01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:10,250 How did they manage to make you, then? 913 01:07:10,458 --> 01:07:12,083 They slept together. 914 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,250 They had sex, then! 915 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:18,375 No, my Dad can't show anyone his winkie. 916 01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:19,958 Why not? 917 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:22,250 'Cause of Osvicht. 918 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,583 Who's Osvicht? 919 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:28,333 You can't understand. It's a place for Jews. 920 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:30,125 I doubt that. 921 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:31,875 It is. 922 01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:00,125 Yep! 923 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:15,625 They're a good influence on each other. 924 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,708 At least they're not bored. 925 01:08:21,875 --> 01:08:23,125 Bye, Colette. 926 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,500 You have great breasts. 927 01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:49,750 - You in love? - Me? 928 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,333 Who with? 929 01:08:51,583 --> 01:08:52,750 My brother. 930 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,500 Yep. 931 01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:01,208 I love your father. 932 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,250 You're insane! 933 01:09:03,458 --> 01:09:06,125 Your hyper-big heart is racing! 934 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,500 Hypertrcphic, Miss Jealous! 935 01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:11,125 Forget it, you don't stand a chance! 936 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:14,750 Thanks! I don't say you stand no chance with my brother. 937 01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:16,875 'Cause I do stand a chance! 938 01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:21,750 You? No way. Anyway, he has a girlfriend. 939 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,625 'Evening. 940 01:10:21,083 --> 01:10:22,000 Dad! 941 01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:24,583 Did you have a good time? 942 01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:30,000 I need a pee. 943 01:10:34,958 --> 01:10:36,625 Not too long a drive? 944 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,083 195 miles. 945 01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:01,208 Did you hear Coluche's sketch on the radio? 946 01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:04,500 He's great. He'll get himself fired again. 947 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,625 Mind if I turn my back on you? 948 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,125 On the contrary! 949 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,000 Is it me or is it hot? 950 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:17,500 Pretty... 951 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:20,208 pickle! 952 01:12:39,458 --> 01:12:40,375 Well? 953 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:42,875 I can see! 954 01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:46,458 I don't know if it's real. 955 01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:51,125 I see a white goddess 956 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,750 with stunning eyes. 957 01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:56,583 Then, you're cured! 958 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,500 Little Johnny's at school. 959 01:13:01,125 --> 01:13:03,333 The teacher says: "Say A." 960 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:04,875 He won't. 961 01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:07,125 The teacher says again: "Say A." 962 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:10,333 He still doesn't want to say A. 963 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:15,250 Sc, the teacher throws him and his bag cut cf the window. 964 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:17,333 And he goes: "A-A-A!" 965 01:13:19,375 --> 01:13:20,500 Good joke. 966 01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:22,875 - I'm not hungry. - You're not? 967 01:13:23,083 --> 01:13:23,875 Why not? 968 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,875 Yes, you are. I'm hungry! 969 01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:29,333 Not in front of Rachel! 970 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,458 I don't mind. 971 01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:35,708 Me and Valérie saw Mrs Danielle getting bottom sex 972 01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:37,625 by the gym teacher. 973 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,000 Bottom sex? 974 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:40,375 Yep! 975 01:13:42,375 --> 01:13:44,833 He pulled her hair cut, and her bra! 976 01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:47,375 Doggie-style. 977 01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:49,250 She sure screamed. 978 01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:52,125 What? 979 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:56,250 It's not even as bad as Osvicht! 980 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,208 Michel Gladstein speaking. 981 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,375 My daughter witnessed an improper scene. 982 01:14:11,583 --> 01:14:14,000 She saw her schoolteacher 983 01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:19,250 in a very compromising position with the gym teacher. 984 01:14:19,958 --> 01:14:22,625 Believe me, I'm not one to denounce people, 985 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:24,458 but you must admit 986 01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:25,625 that it's embarrassing. 987 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:29,375 Sc I'll let you decide what steps you take. 988 01:14:36,625 --> 01:14:39,750 Do you think it’s my fault Mrs Danielle was fired? 989 01:14:39,958 --> 01:14:42,500 No, she sucked the gym teacher’s sock. 990 01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:44,125 Fer husband 991 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,500 buttered her and she lost a tooth. 992 01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:49,000 Battered, not buttered! 993 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:52,333 What will the tooth fairy bring her? 994 01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:55,583 Dunno. New rabbit-skin panties?! 995 01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:07,250 You’ll never guess what happened to me! 996 01:15:07,833 --> 01:15:09,333 You dated my Dad. 997 01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,958 I'm in the hospital! 998 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:14,750 An appendicitis with a general anesthetic. 999 01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:19,208 I'll be operated on later. Know what I can eat in 3 days? 1000 01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:20,875 Creme caramel! 1001 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:23,250 You're so lucky! 1002 01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:24,875 Can I come see you? 1003 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,958 No, kids aren't allowed. 1004 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:28,750 You're a kid. 1005 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,083 Yes, but I'm in pain, my dear! 1006 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:33,750 Do you want to know the bestest thing? 1007 01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:34,958 What? 1008 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:37,458 I got roller skates, a Grendizer, 1009 01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:41,083 and a De Luxe Petite international typewriter. 1010 01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:45,750 If you lend me your De Luxe Petite International typewriter, 1011 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,958 I'll fix you up with my Dad. 1012 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:51,125 Fe's ancient history. I love the doctor now. 1013 01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:53,958 Fe's the most gorgeous man I know. 1014 01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:55,708 Fe could he your father! 1015 01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:57,875 So could your father! 1016 01:15:58,125 --> 01:16:01,750 Gotta go. Gotta pretend to be asleep to miss the injection. 1017 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:03,708 Bye, gypsy Barbie! 1018 01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:05,375 Bye, Mini-Dwarf! 1019 01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:07,250 Bye, you old turd! 1020 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:09,458 Bye, sicked-up creme caramel! 1021 01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:12,500 Bye, slice of meatball for a pissing cat! 1022 01:16:12,958 --> 01:16:16,125 Bye... sticky tadpole with a shriveled-up winkie! 1023 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:19,875 Injection time. 1024 01:16:57,750 --> 01:16:59,375 That's very kind, but... 1025 01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:01,583 Does it hurt? 1026 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:03,125 Not really. 1027 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,375 But it's not very convenient. 1028 01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:09,750 I eat purée, soup, minced ham... 1029 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,250 I feel like a baby. 1030 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:14,125 Have you tried alphabetti spaghetti? 1031 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:18,083 There's no need to bite it, and you can write words with it. 1032 01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:20,250 What kind cf words? 1033 01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:22,500 Funny words. 1034 01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:26,583 It's not made for writing intellectual novels. 1035 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,083 Have you read a lot cf them? 1036 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:30,708 Not many. 1037 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,375 Oh, yes, I read "Sissi the Empress". 1038 01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:38,333 I saw the film, then they did a bock of it. 1039 01:17:38,750 --> 01:17:39,875 "Thithi"... 1040 01:17:40,125 --> 01:17:41,750 "Sissi", not "Thithi"! 1041 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,250 I can't say it! 1042 01:17:45,583 --> 01:17:46,458 Ridiculous! 1043 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:49,875 I see you still have your emergency supplies. 1044 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:53,125 Like in September when you brought a picnic. 1045 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,208 You remember? 1046 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,208 You don't go unnoticed. 1047 01:18:05,875 --> 01:18:07,500 Dear Mrs Trebla, 1048 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:11,375 Mom said that as I don't sleep with my bag now, 1049 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:13,875 I don't need to see you anymore. 1050 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:16,500 When I have little worries now, 1051 01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:19,625 I can talk directly to Mom and Dad. 1052 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:23,583 Sc, the man loves the lady very much. 1053 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:25,583 The lady he's married to. 1054 01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:30,250 Together they decide to have a hug. 1055 01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:32,083 A special hug. 1056 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:36,875 If I'm in love with someone, we can have kids? 1057 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:38,833 Absolutely not. 1058 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,500 You must be pubescent. 1059 01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:42,458 When? 1060 01:18:43,250 --> 01:18:44,583 Around 12. 1061 01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:46,875 I can't wait to be 12 to have kids. 1062 01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:50,000 Not 12. Not till you're 20. 1063 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,375 20! 1064 01:18:52,083 --> 01:18:53,625 Why not make her a nun? 1065 01:18:53,833 --> 01:18:55,750 16 is OK, honey. 1066 01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:58,208 16? Take her to Family Planning! 1067 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:01,000 - 19 maybe. - No, 17. 1068 01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:02,250 18! 1069 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:03,500 18. 1070 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,625 And at 15? 1071 01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:06,125 You abort! 1072 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,875 What's "abort"? 1073 01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:15,125 It's a complicated word. 1074 01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:17,458 I say 22. 1075 01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:19,833 Yes, 22 is just fine. 1076 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:23,208 Catherine, how are you? I was going to call you. 1077 01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:25,708 How's the little convalescent? 1078 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:11,000 You can't die of an appendicitis. 1079 01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:15,250 There were complications. 1080 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:18,208 Fer heart was fragile. 1081 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:24,750 But her doctor could have made her better. 1082 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,250 I'm sure he did everything he could. 1083 01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:50,875 Where is she now? 1084 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:52,958 She's... 1085 01:20:53,833 --> 01:20:55,125 at her Mom’s. 1086 01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:57,708 Can I see her? 1087 01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,375 No. 1088 01:21:01,583 --> 01:21:02,958 No, sweetie, you... 1089 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:05,208 you can't see her. 1090 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:07,875 You're too little. 1091 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,625 Valérie's too little, too. 1092 01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:27,625 Mrs Treble, 1093 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,875 I'm sad. 1094 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:36,208 Much sadder than I've ever been since I was very little. 1095 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,625 What makes me even sadder... 1096 01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:43,000 is that life goes on around me. 1097 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,625 Valérie is dead, but it's like nothing happened 1098 01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:50,833 and I still feel the breeze blowing on my legs. 1099 01:23:17,458 --> 01:23:18,958 Dear Mrs Treble, 1100 01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:22,708 I hope Valérie didn't know she was dying 1101 01:23:22,875 --> 01:23:27,333 and didn’t have time to he afraid. Even if she was a bit intrepid, 1102 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:31,625 it wasn’t really true when she said she was afraid of nothing. 1103 01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:34,250 I'm mainly scared 1104 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:38,375 I'll forget the details of all the things we did together. 1105 01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,000 I didn't know Valérie for long, 1106 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:43,250 so may he 1107 01:23:43,708 --> 01:23:46,375 the only memories I'll have as an adult... 1108 01:23:48,458 --> 01:23:50,750 will he the photo of our boobies. 1109 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,000 I didn't think you could die as a child. 1110 01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:01,458 I thought it'd come much later 1111 01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:03,625 when you sort of accept it, 1112 01:24:03,750 --> 01:24:05,708 even if it makes you sad. 1113 01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:11,583 Mrs Treble, I know Valérie is dead 1114 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:13,750 and I'll never see her again... 1115 01:24:15,208 --> 01:24:18,250 but even so, I wanted to ask you... 1116 01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:20,125 Does she still exist? 1117 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:22,625 Mrs Delasux... cocks 1118 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,250 Cocks, not socks. 1119 01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:40,875 THE DANDELIONS 1120 01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:03,000 Subtitles: J. Miller 1121 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:05,750 Subtitling: Eclair Or cup - Paris 70571

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