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(horn honks)
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-Hey, pal, move it!
-Get out of the way!
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(honking)
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MAN: You're proceeding
at the proper speed, Douglas.
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The examination
is going nicely.
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Make a right turn
at the next corner.
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DRIVER: Come on, man, move!
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Excellent negotiation.
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Today's his 16th birthday.
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Getting his license would just be
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the most perfect present.
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Forgive me,
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but I prefer silence
during the examination.
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Your being here is against policy.
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Don't exacerbate it by speaking.
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(turn signal clicking)
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I think you could chance it.
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(siren)
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Let's turn around.
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There's been an accident.
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Just pull over here.
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What are you doing?
There's a car.
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Stop at once!
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KATHERINE: Doogie,
you're going too fast.
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Unacceptably excessive.
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Please, Doogie, slow down.
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MAN: For God sakes,
what are you doing?
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This is unacceptable.
Return to the vehicle!
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MAN: Hey!
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WOMAN: Let me see him.
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MAN 2: Get out of there!
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-Get the hell out of there, kid.
-Let go of me.
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-Grab this idiot.
-Get your hands off me.
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You want to go to jail?
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You'll be going to jail
for criminal negligence.
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This man has a dislocated
fracture of the femur.
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He's gonna lose his leg
unless I fix it right away.
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Hold his torso down
while I rotate his leg.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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There's no pulse behind the knee.
He'll lose his leg to gangrene.
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-We're not moving this--
-Just hold it down!
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And you, brace his neck.
Please, hurry!
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Here we go.
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You ready?
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(groans)
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(bones cracking)
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Okay.
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Okay, we're getting
some circulation.
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Is he still breathing?
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Yeah.
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Good. Now,
go get me something
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I can use
for a leg brace.
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Go.
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Okay, clear away, folks.
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Stay back.
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Who is this kid?
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That's my son...
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the doctor.
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(theme song plays)
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First patient we're gonna see
is William Johnson,
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black male, age 6,
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admitted 5/30, 2 AM,
with cardiomyopathy and failure.
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We did a chest X-ray,
EKG, and an echocardiogram.
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He has a murmur
of mitral insufficiency.
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I gave him Digoxin
.125 milligrams,
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Lasix 20 milligrams BID,
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and Aldactone
12.5 milligrams BID.
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Also, I'd like to send him
to Nuclear Medicine
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for a cardiac scan at 9:30.
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Thanks, Dr. Howser.
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All right, people,
let's go take a look.
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WOMAN (over P.A.): Cardiology intern,report to OR-3.
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Cardiology intern,report to OR-3.
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Yo, William!
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Yo, Doogie.
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This is Dr. Josefson,
William.
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He's the main man.
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This is Dr. Cheeseball,
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Dr. Raymond,
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and Dr. Turner.
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Well, William, you're not feeling
too well, are you?
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No, sir.
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Not to worry, young man.
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We're going to make
you feel much better.
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We might even give
you a new heart.
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What do you say to that?
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Am I going to die?
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Hey, no way.
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Forget that.
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We're gonna fix you up so we can get
a really sick kid in here.
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Right, Dr. Josefson?
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Right.
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Definitely.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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This kid is debilitated.
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His renal function's
decreased.
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His creatinine
is elevated.
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He can't survive
a transplant.
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According to these test results,
he most certainly can.
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The boy's mother's
already given her consent.
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DOOGIE: On your recommendation.
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But statistically,
he's got a better chance
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if we just repair
the valve.
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Dr. Canfield, this kid's
been in failure a long time.
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Let's get him out of failure,
build him up,
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then do the transplant.
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With all due respect
to my learned colleague,
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I have spent more years
fixing hearts
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than he has been alive.
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Henry--
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I do not need some 16-year-old
snot-nosed genius
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telling me how to do my job.
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My call is to do the transplant.
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Does my call stand or not?
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Given the very real possibility
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this boy might not survive
either procedure...
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yes, your call stands.
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You're gonna kill him!
And you don't give a crap!
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Dr. Howser, you will behave.
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Don't talk to me
like you're my father.
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You're not.
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DOOGIE: "September 21, 1989.
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Today is my 16th birthday,
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a major milestone
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because my driver's licenseis at long last
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a reality,
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which means tomorrow,Sept. 22,
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I'll be behind the wheel,
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on the wayto the Harvest Dance
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with Wanda Plenn....
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the prettiest,
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most beautiful girl...
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in the whole world."
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Aah!
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Gotcha!
I got you good, Howser.
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Jeez, Vinnie, you almost gave me
a heart attack.
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Are you ready for this?
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Janine Stuart gives.
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Get out.
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Sex, Doogie,
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tomorrow night
after the dance.
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Wampa-wampa.
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Yeah, you said
the same thing
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about Susie Berlutti
last year.
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Hey, Susie Berlutti
was in the bag.
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If I hadn't puked on her shoe,
it would have happened.
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Sure, Vinnie.
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You're just jealous,
pencil neck,
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'cause I'm getting sex,
and you never even kissed a girl.
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I've kissed plenty.
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Name one.
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Wanda Plenn,
tomorrow night.
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Yeah, right.
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I'm going to do it
during a slow dance.
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It's all figured out.
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I'm gonna tell her
her hair smells great.
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Then I'm gonna lean in
and sniff her shampoo.
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Girls love
getting sniffed.
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Then...
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I give her a lick
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on her lobule auriculare.
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You're gonna do it in public?
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It's her earlobe, stupid.
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And if she doesn't pull back,
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then I know it's okay for me to give
Wanda the big wet one.
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DAVID: The big what?
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Oh, hi, Dad.
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Hi, Dr. Howser.
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What's going on here,
Vincent?
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I was just visiting with Doogie,
Dr. Howser,
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listening to his plan
to part Wanda Plenn's
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pulsating red lips
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with his probing
pubescent tongue.
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Great going.
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Ahem.
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Happy birthday, son.
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Happy birthday,
Doogie.
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Thanks, guys.
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Oh, cool.
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It's exactly
what I wanted.
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I love it.
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I'll be right back.
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Look, Dad,
here's the thing.
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Tomorrow's the big dance at Brentwood.
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Vinnie and I
got dates and all.
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And I was wondering, could I borrow
your car tomorrow night?
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What's wrong with
your mother's car?
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It's a crummy old
station wagon.
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It's got a lousy radio.
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Well, you just got
your license.
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I'd like to see you get
some miles under your belt
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before you start
using my car.
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Dad, please?
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No, I'm afraid not, son.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday,dear Doogie ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪
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Make a wish, Doogie.
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I already did.
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Dave, here,
said no.
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I won't be called "Dave."
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David, he's just kidding.
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It's disrespectful.
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No, disrespectful is treating someone
like a jerky kid
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just because he happens
to chronologically be 16.
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You're not excused
from this table, young man.
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Sit down.
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Emotional maturity is not a function
of genius, my friend.
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It is a function of experience.
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And you have amply demonstrated
by your behavior here
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that you are in short supply.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What?
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Nothing.
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MAN: I come in here, an emergency,
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expecting a qualified physician
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and I get a 16-year-old kid.
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That's negligence, pure and simple.
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If you could just hold still,
Mr. Finkelstein.
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You'll be holding still
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for a big fat lawsuit
in federal court.
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Sixteen years old...
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I'll let it count
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for infliction of emotional distress.
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Well, I'm sorry you feel this way, sir.
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But as an attorney,
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you must know there's no duty
owed by the hospital
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with respect to the age
of its doctors.
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Nor is there any proximate cause
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connecting me to the harm suffered.
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And even if you could
make a case of negligence,
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you don't have diversity jurisdiction
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to get this into federal court.
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Besides which, I'm done.
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You're done?
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Yep.
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Seven stitches, nice and neat.
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There shouldn't be
much of a scar.
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Oh...
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Well, I guess it looks okay.
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Maybe I won't sue.
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Well, if you change your mind,
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the statute of limitations
for malpractice
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is three years.
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Oh.
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Are you a lawyer, too, Doogie?
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Nah, I just read all the books.
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Listen, there's no one else
waiting in the E.R.
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Do you want to walk
with me a minute?
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Where?
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Come on.
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What's going on?
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Doogie, we're friends, aren't we?
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Uh-huh.
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And friends share secrets
with each other,
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am I right?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I like younger men, Doogie.
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I always have.
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And on a few occasions,
I've caught you--
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well...
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admiring me.
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We should probably
get back to the E.R.
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And I was
just wondering,
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given our
mutual attraction
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towards each other,
268
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,859
and given the fact
269
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,527
that we'd probably
function better,
270
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,945
professionally,
271
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,740
if those attractions
were extinguished,
272
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,534
it might make sense
for our...
273
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,536
respective fantasies
274
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:26,954
to be...
275
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:29,123
quenched.
276
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,168
Huh?
277
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,962
Oh...
278
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,839
Doogie monster.
279
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,134
DOOGIE: Oh...
280
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,803
Nurse Spaulding...
281
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,263
There's
just one thing
282
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,765
I have to tell you
283
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,266
before we do this.
284
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,643
What's that?
285
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,812
Happy birthday,
Doogie.
286
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,398
-Surprise!
-Surprise!
287
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:58,402
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
288
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,031
♪ Happy birthdayto you ♪
289
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:06,285
♪ Happy birthday,dear Doogie... ♪♪
290
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,047
What's up?
291
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,258
Got an unidentified body
in bin number eight.
292
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:25,638
Even money it was probably
someone under your care.
293
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,808
Look, Doogie,
about last night,
294
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,267
it was only a joke.
295
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,769
Hey, forget it.
296
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,354
You sure?
297
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,231
No problem, really.
298
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,317
It's just that you're such
a good doctor,
299
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,362
we sometimes forget
you're only 16 years old.
300
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,616
I'm sorry, too, Doogie.
301
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,078
The last thing I'd ever want to do
is hurt you
302
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,538
or jeopardize a friendship
303
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,748
that means a great deal to me.
304
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,291
Still friends?
305
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,337
Yeah, still friends.
306
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,172
Attaboy.
307
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,966
Number eight?
308
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,016
No toe tag.
That's great.
309
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,476
I don't know how
so many bodies--
310
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,020
(screams)
311
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,022
(Doogie laughing)
312
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,482
All right,
Vinnie!
313
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,817
Hey!
314
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,406
Hey, loosen up, you guys.
It was only a joke.
315
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,116
That was perfect!
316
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,284
Woo!
317
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,713
DOOGIE: Yo, William.
318
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,262
How are you doing?
319
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,892
You know, when I was
a little kid,
320
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,227
I was sick, too.
321
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,729
I was real sick.
322
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,940
What was wrong with you?
323
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,736
I had a disease
called acute leukemia.
324
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,696
I got it first when I was 4,
325
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,698
then I had it again when I was 6.
326
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,784
Did you think you were going to die?
327
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,584
I almost did die.
328
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,044
I was so weak.
329
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,587
I had to take this medicine
330
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:24,089
that made me feel all pukey.
331
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,966
You know what else?
332
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,136
I lost all my hair.
333
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,095
Really?
334
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,263
Yeah.
335
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,765
But it was good, though.
336
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,934
It made me want to be a doctor.
337
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,146
When am I going
to get my new heart?
338
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,440
It's hard to say.
339
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:44,985
It could be today or tomorrow,
340
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,154
or next week.
341
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,989
Depends on when they get one.
342
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,785
Where do they get it from?
343
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,286
The truth?
344
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,165
From a kid who dies.
345
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,669
I'm scared.
346
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,212
Don't be.
347
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,465
Getting a new heart's
going to be so prime.
348
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,761
Will you be there
when I get it?
349
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,262
Are you kidding?
350
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,974
No way I'd miss it.
351
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,728
Cool.
352
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,190
Cool.
353
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,322
♪ Let's do it ♪
354
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,324
(hip-hop music plays)
355
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,355
♪ Yo, all, get ready ♪
356
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,649
♪ Let's break out of here ♪
357
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,110
♪ Hasta la vista, baby♪
358
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:19,872
♪ Wild thing ♪
359
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:23,250
♪ Wild thing, wild thing... ♪♪
360
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,044
Hey, how's it going?
361
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,547
Lousy. We were out in the parking lot
progressing nice,
362
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,050
when boom, deja vu,
Susie Berlutti.
363
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,468
You puked?
364
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,928
Right down the front
of her dress.
365
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,431
She's in the bathroom
cleaning up.
366
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,348
How about you?
367
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,350
You lick Wanda's
lobule auricular-thing?
368
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,727
Not yet.
369
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,228
Hi, I'm back.
370
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,230
Can we dance
to this one, Doogie?
371
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,690
Sure.
372
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,735
♪ No way ♪
373
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,863
♪ One way to end ♪
374
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,741
♪ Tonight ♪
375
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,784
♪ Well, I know ♪
376
00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:01,038
♪ She's out there somewhere... ♪
377
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,917
I'm having
a wonderful time.
378
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,462
Yeah, me, too.
379
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,922
My friends think
it's really cool
380
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,925
about you being
a doctor and stuff.
381
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,426
It must be amazing.
382
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,761
It's okay.
383
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,429
No big deal.
384
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:22,184
I'm really glad you came
to the dance with me, Douglas.
385
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,103
I'm glad you asked me.
386
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,562
♪ Time unwasted ♪
387
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,107
♪ Got to tell her ♪
388
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,609
♪ These feelings way down... ♪
389
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,319
(sniffing)
390
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,905
Your hair smells great, Wanda.
391
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,657
Thanks.
392
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,828
♪ If I could hold you ♪
393
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,123
♪ And show you ♪
394
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:49,461
♪ Why do I hidefrom this love I deny ♪
395
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,841
♪ Baby, what can I do ♪
396
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,344
♪ To get through ♪
397
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,807
(beeping)
398
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,308
What's that?
399
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,978
My pants alarm.
400
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,147
My beeper.
401
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,607
I got to call in, Wanda.
402
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,151
Right now?
403
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,527
I'm sorry.
404
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,643
What happened?
405
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,857
He was asleep in his bed
406
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,194
when he suddenly
started to fibrillate.
407
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,030
We worked on him
for over an hour.
408
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,123
I'm sorry, Dr. Howser.
409
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,250
I guess there was nothing
410
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,169
either one of us could have done.
411
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,990
(knocking)
412
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,010
Your mother told me
what happened.
413
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,514
I promised him he'd be okay.
414
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,934
I said I'd be there for him.
415
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,564
The first time I lost a young patient,
416
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,525
I cried like a baby.
417
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,700
As you get older,
you learn to handle it.
418
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:28,161
I don't want to handle it.
419
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,455
If you're going to be a doctor,
420
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,957
you'll have to.
421
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,252
Why?
422
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:40,132
Why can't I just be a normal kid?
423
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:44,803
Because you're not a normal kid.
424
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,639
You're Doogie Howser, M.D...
425
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,560
B.G...
426
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,105
A.A.G.K.
427
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,111
What's that?
428
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,739
Boy Genius.
429
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,408
All-Around Great Kid.
430
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,915
I love you, son.
431
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,588
I love you, too, Dad.
432
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,263
Come on.
433
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,185
Get some sleep now.
434
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,047
(theme song plays)
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