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Remember Helen Who?
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She's dead. Sad face.
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But Erika Vu is alive and thriving.
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#Living!
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Erika Vu is a legend. I heard
she was Timothée Chalamet's first kiss.
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#Yaasss.
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I heard she got them to retire
the name "Erika" from the hurricane list.
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Erika Vu was given the key to the city
in three cities she doesn't even live in.
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Time to step it up.
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Oh my God!
Erika Vu's making a TikTok in the hallway!
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- Love the new TikTok.
- Thanks, bitch.
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- Meet you in the quad, bitch.
- Don't keep me waiting, bitch.
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WTFKA Twigs is going on with you?
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You have barely talked to me
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for the past five days
since you bitch-ditched me.
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As in left me in a ditch in the woods
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and used family dinner as an excuse
to hang out with that bitch Riley.
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I did do family dinner.
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It was cut short because Riley
really needed someone to talk to.
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- 'Cause She's going through a breakup.
- Yeah, with the guy you're dating!
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Gia, I'm allowed to have
more than one close friend.
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I actually have 98,000!
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Sorry. I didn't realize
you were drinking your own haterade.
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This is a matcha latte with ashwagandha.
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You hate matcha lattes.
And why are you talking like that?
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It's been five days.
It's like you're a different person.
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I'm evolving. And I'm dead.
I don't have a lot of time.
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And as my close friend,
you should allow me to grow
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my following.
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Matcha lattes
have great engagement.
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You're posting from the afterlife?
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Why are you being so hostile?
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You could use some adaptogens.
Want the rest of my matcha?
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- Okay. Well, can you throw it out for me?
- 'Cause you're closer.
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Look. I am saying this out of love,
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even though I am…
I am holding your freaking trash.
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You need to be careful.
Power's only good if you don't abuse it.
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I'm feeling very attacked right now.
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Text me when you've calmed down
'cause your aura is mega red.
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Will you give me another chance?
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- Caught you! Wanna go make out?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- First, I have a question.
- Yeah?
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What's going on with you and Riley?
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I wanted to make things right
after you called me out for being rude.
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Which I'm grateful for, by the way.
You keep me grounded.
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Anyways, Riley and I getting along so well
was just the icing on the cake.
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And you love cake.
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I… Yeah, I guess, yeah.
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If it's not what you want, I guess I could
go back to hating her and icing her out.
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Of course I don't want, like, that.
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It's just… It's a little weird.
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Well, if it's weird,
then maybe I should just dump her.
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Huh? What? No, no. Okay, like…
It's not that weird. It's just…
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Let's just all be friends.
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We can all be friends.
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If that's what you want.
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- How you gonna make it up to me?
- Uh… I don't know.
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- Maybe we can just hang tonight?
- It's a date.
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What's your problem?
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- I was just…
- Oh, get over it, pussy.
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I had a human moment
that I just didn't want to claim.
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I tried to make it right,
but you wouldn't accept it.
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So now, all I can do is let it go.
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Just shut up and finish your tests.
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Test? I didn't study for a test.
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- It's not my problem.
- Isn't it, though?
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Jerry, we know that you grade on a curve.
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So what happens if there is no curve.
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And we all just do this?
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Guys, what do you think
about it?
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I think you have detention.
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I think I don't.
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Guys. He can't give us all detention.
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Rip it.
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I wouldn't do… Okay, you did.
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Rip it, Stinky.
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Wait. No, no, no, no.
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No, wait, wait, wait. No, come on.
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You're a saint for walking with me.
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And I'm an idiot
for getting too high to drive.
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Why are you high at all?
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You know when you like something
so much it's intoxicating,
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and you lose control
over whatever you're saying or doing?
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It's you.
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You have this power over me. It's hot.
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No. Really?
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Then why did I overhear you tell Raven
we didn't hook up at my party?
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This isn't a sidepiece sitch, is it?
I'm a main piece… a corner piece.
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Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, no, no.
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Yeah, you're the main piece
and the corner piece.
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But Raven and I are not a thing.
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Is that why you ignored,
like, 80 of my texts?
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And also, I was worried
Brad would steal you. Women love him.
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Really? First of all, I am my own woman,
and I can't be stolen.
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And Brad is so cheesy.
I don't get, like, his stupid fake magic.
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Yeah, right? He thinks he's hot shit
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just 'cause he's
the go-to bar mitzvah magician.
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How would he possibly handle
a woman like me
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if he can't handle his own doves?
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Well, no. It is a lot of doves.
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I mean, they're easy to train,
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but then you get into the molting
and the regurgitating and…
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Dove talk over.
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I can't decide which bags
I wanna keep or take back.
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No rush. Take your time. Just chew on it.
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Your dad's mad
you haven't returned his call.
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- Should I text him back the ush?
- Whatever.
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"Aura update. White hot."
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"Gavin and I made up and made out.
Hope you're having fun with the enemy."
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"Give Lea a hug for me…"
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Shout-out!
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"…and some self-respect,
'cause clearly she doesn't have any,
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or she wouldn't let Riley
use her as a doormat"?
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Who even is "Ghia' anyway?"
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Nobody. She doesn't know
what she's talking about.
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- Clearly.
- Sorry to interrupt.
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I just wanted to bring you girls
a tasty drink.
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Thank you!
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, Now go away, Karen.
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Mm.
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- Ugh. My stepmom is such a kiss-ass.
- Photo op!
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Okay.
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Mm.
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Okay. One second.
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So cute.
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Oh my gosh. Stunning.
Oh, yeah. No, I love it.
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Yes. Oh my God, give me everything.
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Can we take one of just me?
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And can you move the wilted flowers?
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They're dead?
Oh my God, I hate dead things.
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- So gross.
- Ugh.
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Well, not all dead things are gross.
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I mean, like cows.
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Hamburgers are good.
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Uh, do you guys ever think
about what happens after?
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To the cows?
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No. Like… like when we graduate,
and we move on to the next phase.
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You know, and… and we're hanging out
with new people.
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People who aren't… people.
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They're other things.
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What other things
would we be hanging out with?
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You know, uh…
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When we start over, and we're not
nearly as popular anymore.
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I'm always gonna be popular.
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- How do you know that?
- I just do.
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Oh. But how do you sustain that?
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By any means possible.
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Oh.
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- It's so nice hanging out with you.
- Yeah, it's… it's nice to be alone.
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Ish.
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Thank you for being cool
with me chilling until my date.
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Not a prob.
Nothing more chill than… than this.
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I need a fork.
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Isn't this so nice?
All of us being friends?
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Sure. But maybe just not on a date.
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You're right. I'm gonna make her feel bad
and weird. And I'll ask her to leave.
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No, I… I just thought
it was gonna be just you and me.
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Do you guys want me to go?
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No!
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Because Jake L… rainchecked.
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Rude! Does "L" stand for "Loser"?
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Hi! Can we get some new fries?
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We stopped eating them, and they got cold.
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Oh my God!
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I love you guys! Hate you. Love you.
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You, I don't know.
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Oh, I'm not online.
I'm more of a… a private person.
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Weird. Can you take our pic?
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Sure.
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Ooh! Pretend to be fighting.
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So…
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That's cool, babe.
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I didn't say anything.
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Can you stop texting so we can talk?
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Totally.
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Now you're texting each other?
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- Stop.
- Yes.
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You gonna answer those?
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Uh, no. They want me to follow up on
the ghostly presence I felt at your party.
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You know, I get that I'm the medium
and the emotional glue of the group,
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but it's like…
"Can't I have one night to myself?"
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Are you feeling anything?
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Besides, uh, greatness?
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What's wrong? Am I bumming you out?
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- Brad says I do that to people.
- No, no, no. It's not you.
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I, uh… I'm just
in my feelings about something else.
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Uh, someone else.
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What would you do
if you created a monster?
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I actually have. Sophomore year, I created
a servitor to help me write my paper,
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but then my, uh…
my servitor came after me.
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A real Frankenstein's monster situation.
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Oh, you mean Erika.
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The power of best friends
is that you can always patch things up.
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No matter how weird
and annoying they're being.
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Yeah, I dunno. It might be too late.
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- The friend is using a weird fake voice.
- You think that's Brad's real voice?
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Best friends don't give up
on best friends.
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Even when they have to swallow their pride
and be… the better best friend.
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The real Erika's in there.
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You just have to find her.
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- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
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Bye, girl.
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Hey, am I seeing things,
or were you out with Jake C and Riley?
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- Yeah, so?
- I don't know. It's a little bit weird.
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You lying in wait in my bushes is weird.
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- Come to yell at me again?
- No. I… I come in peace.
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- Out of love.
- I really felt the love for me today.
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Hey, look.
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Look, I'm… I'm really sorry.
I get that you're on edge right now.
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You just found out you're dead,
and that's, like… a hard thing to process.
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But it's me, you know,
your best friend of a decade.
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Can't we just talk for real?
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We're talking.
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I… I didn't realize how much time
it would take to leave a legacy.
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You know, time that you wouldn't
be able to spend with me.
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I… I really miss you.
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Can't we just put aside the petty bullshit
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and just be us
for the handful of days we have left?
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Prom is in a week, and then
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that's it.
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We're running out of time.
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Oh my gosh, Gia. You're right.
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I don't have time.
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I need an extension!
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I mean, the ghost that I know
needs an extension.
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Uh, yeah, we can definitely
help with that.
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Um, but first, I need some info
about your friend.
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- What?
- Uh, promposal ideas.
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- Whoa! Who're you going to prom with?
- I'm trying to have a conversation.
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I can tell you're trying,
but desperation's not a tactic.
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You need to give her
the telepathic stare-down.
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Tell her how you feel without
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saying it.
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- I don't need your help.
- Yes, you do.
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- Not right now.
- Okay.
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Sorry, sorry. Um, so,
what is Gia's dream promposal?
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No idea.
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Seems like something
best friends would know, but whatever.
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I'm trying to get ideas,
and you know her better than I do.
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00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,337
So… Um, What's her favorite flower?
241
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,049
Is she more of a big public gesture
kind of girl or more private?
242
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,260
Would a flash mob be considered cheesy?
243
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,971
Why don't you just text her?
244
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,764
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
245
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,058
I guess texting is
kind of our thing.
246
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,686
Okay. Yeah, I'll work on a draft
right now.
247
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,187
Liquid courage.
248
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,649
Okay. Back to me.
249
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:57,027
So, what if a ghost doesn't wanna finish
its unfinished business
250
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,654
and, you know, wants to stay embodied for…
251
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:03,366
I dunno. 60… …70 years?
252
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,826
Or maybe even just like a month.
253
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,038
Um, are there any, uh,
tricks or loopholes?
254
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,413
Sure. A couple.
255
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,792
Edgar Allan Poe and Emily Dickinson
stayed embodied
256
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,836
because they became famous posthumously.
257
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,421
Their spirits were stronger in death
than they were in life.
258
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:20,676
Done. The ghost that I know is way more
famous now than when it was alive, so…
259
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,719
And what about the bodies?
260
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,389
- Were they put to rest?
- Uh-uh.
261
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,474
- How do you know?
- We just do.
262
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,225
Edgar's actually my uncle's roommate.
263
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,061
- Any more loopholes?
- Marilyn Monroe.
264
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,105
Her UFB was to marry JFK, but…
265
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,317
Okay, I get it. It was her fame.
Bigger in death than in life.
266
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,861
Then a ghost can stall its UFB.
267
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:40,946
Or cancel it.
268
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,197
Cool. Thank you.
269
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,366
- Hey, uh, can you help me? Texter's block.
- No time.
270
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,786
- Right. Prom assembly's about to start.
- Is that today?
271
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,955
Uh, right now.
272
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,209
Shit! I have to cancel it.
Prom can't happen!
273
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As your student body president
slash prom committee chair,
274
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it is my honor
to introduce our prom theme.
275
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,884
This has been nine months in the making.
276
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,052
So, hopefully, you don't mind
waiting a little longer
277
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,139
as I give a few thank-yous.
278
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,393
I'd like to thank Meredith,
who stayed up six nights in a row
279
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,604
making these amazing paper roses.
280
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,690
I'd also like to thank the Potts family
for donating the costumes
281
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,649
from their own personal collection.
282
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,236
And now for the big reveal.
283
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,865
Drumroll, please!
284
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,254
This is bullshit!
285
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,384
Prom is bullshit.
286
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,470
It's lame and it's cheesy.
287
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,889
And everyone has such high expectations,
they're guaranteed to be disappointed.
288
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,808
It's also problematic.
289
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,227
It's promblematic.
290
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,610
Prom lifts up
the haves and the hots,
291
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,696
but completely disempowers
the have-nots, okay?
292
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,198
It is classist, and sexist, and
293
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,866
ageist.
294
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,285
I'm 16.
295
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:14,288
Only high schoolers get to go to prom.
That's exclusionary.
296
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,582
Don't even get me started
about what happens after prom.
297
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,501
Alcohol poisoning, drunk driving,
298
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,544
drive-through diarrhea. Prom kills!
299
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,423
Are you okay, Erika?
It seems like you're going mad.
300
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,509
I am going mad, Emma.
301
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,969
I'm mad for a girl
302
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,928
named Alice.
303
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,556
Hmpf.
304
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,475
A girl that just
wanted to take a nap,
305
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,352
which I feel like we can all relate to,
306
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,690
but instead,
she goes down the rabbit hole.
307
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,817
Yeah, AKA kidnapping.
308
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,488
Then she gets roofied, gaslit, and forced
to wear tights and patent leather shoes.
309
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:50,241
- Which I don't even want to talk about.
- Not to mention the themes of colonialism.
310
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,576
- Yes. Thank you, Mrs. Huang.
- Right.
311
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,120
And then there's the body shaming.
312
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,831
First,
313
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,124
she's too big.
314
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,668
Then, she is too small.
315
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,837
And we all know what the cat represents.
316
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,173
A vagina.
317
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,134
Forced to be deflowered
on prom night, okay?
318
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,470
- What's up with that?
- It's pagan bullcrap!
319
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,140
Yes. So what about
instead of screwing after prom,
320
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,892
we just skip it,
321
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,769
and we just say, "Screw prom"?
322
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,897
Let's effing go!
323
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,857
Uh… No, no, no. Let's not go.
324
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,235
Jake C, will you not not not
go to prom with me?
325
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,572
- Come on, Jake!
- Um…
326
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,782
- Come on, bro!
- Yeah, tell her!
327
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:31,741
Mm-hm.
328
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,701
Okay, great!
329
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:36,455
Yay! So if I'm not gonna go,
and you're not gonna go,
330
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,581
then maybe we should just cancel it.
331
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,707
Cancel it!
332
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,835
Yes! Let's cancel prom.
333
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,294
Cancel prom!
334
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,004
- Cancel prom!
- Cancel prom!
335
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:48,049
Cancel prom!
336
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,514
Let's tear it down!
337
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,774
No!
338
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,423
Erika!
339
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,179
You… You can't.
You can't just cancel prom.
340
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,097
Don't you understand?
You're not gonna ascend.
341
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,432
- It's fine. I found a loophole.
- What loophole?
342
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,353
I can stick around
if I'm more famous in death than in life.
343
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,646
There is no prom,
so there is no business to finish.
344
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,606
Bullshit. This is gonna
bite you in the ass.
345
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,942
Hey. Don't worry about me.
346
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,318
Well, you're ruining prom
for everyone else, including me.
347
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,154
Do you even care about anyone
or anything other than you?
348
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,115
Like, I don't know…
Maybe your rotting corpse?
349
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,326
I haven't been there a week,
and nothing's happened.
350
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,430
Yeah, because I've been Postmates-ing ice
to the road by the woods every day!
351
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,124
- I didn't ask you to.
- What you gonna do when somebody finds it?
352
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,792
- How you gonna stop them?
- By any means possible.
353
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,461
Well, I… I am gonna take your body
354
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:08,384
and I'm gonna drag it
to the middle of the road
355
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,257
in the center of town
so everybody finds you.
356
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,299
That moose weighs 1,000 pounds.
You can't move it!
357
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,804
- Her name is Shelley, and watch me!
- Over my dead...
358
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,740
- What the hell was that?
- Can we discuss later?
359
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,016
Not only did you totally
180 me on prom again,
360
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,184
but you put me on the spot
in a very public way.
361
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,394
You said it was okay.
362
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,646
Because there were
100 people screaming at me.
363
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,316
I'm sorry.
I'm sure this was so, so hard for you.
364
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,986
And I would love to address this.
In private, of course.
365
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,749
But I've way bigger things
to deal with now
366
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,614
than you being a whiny little bitch.
367
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,463
- Move it or lose it, freaks!
- We need to talk.
368
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,550
Your ghost,
it's someone close to you, right?
369
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,096
When you said it's personal,
did you mean, like, really personal?
370
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,847
Yes, I meant personal.
371
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,683
And personal also means private.
372
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,644
So, if you don't wanna become a ghost too,
frickin' move!
373
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,611
Oh, no, you don't!
374
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,819
Gia!
375
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:17,949
Leg cramp.
376
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,367
Dead leg. Dead dead leg.
377
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,952
Get out of the way, Gia!
378
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,708
This isn't fair.
You have a lower center of gravity!
379
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,876
"I'm Erika. My life totally sucks."
380
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,755
"My boyfriend is too hot.
My bully is too nice."
381
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,173
"My parents are too supportive."
382
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,895
"My best friend isn't supportive enough."
383
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,968
- I'm dead!
- Your point?
384
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:40,471
At least you have the option to live
a life that sucks! I would die for that!
385
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,515
I mean… You know what I mean!
386
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,438
This is so gross!
387
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,322
- Get off me, bitch!
- I'm not a bitch!
388
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,282
Takes one to make one!
389
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:04,621
Well, I'm sorry that I forced you out
of your woe-is-me sad loser comfort zone
390
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,998
just so you could actually have some fun!
My bad.
391
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,459
And I wasn't the one
who turned you into the exact person
392
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,377
that made you so sad in the first place!
393
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,296
Just admit
you're jealous of Riley!
394
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,006
I am not talking about Riley.
395
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,967
I'm talking about you!
This was all you, babe!
396
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,470
Then I guess you're a bitch by association
'cause you could never be a real bitch!
397
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,221
'Cause you don't have the guts!
398
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,103
Oh, yeah?
399
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:35,484
Hey, guys. We've all been begging Erika
to drop the skin-care routine.
400
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,611
So here it is.
401
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,072
Blood, moose juice, corpse shavings.
402
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,907
And, of course, a healthy diet of maggots.
403
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,826
♪ Ad, ♪Influencer.
404
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,288
#GoingDown!
405
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,788
Oh, you bitch.
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