Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162
WWW.MY-SUBS.NET
1
00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,166
You don't decide
who gets bread!
2
00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,625
No! No, no, no, no!
3
00:02:49,916 --> 00:02:50,916
Stop!
4
00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,750
I made it.
5
00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,041
We aren't hiring at the moment, you gnome.
6
00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,750
No, I'm here for the party.
7
00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:25,125
She looks like the plague personified.
8
00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:27,500
And also a whore.
9
00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:30,916
Go.
10
00:03:32,041 --> 00:03:32,875
Go.
11
00:03:32,958 --> 00:03:35,166
- No, I'm a cousin of Leonardo.
- Oh no.
12
00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,958
You know, such a fraud
is punishable by death, right?
13
00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:39,958
No. No, I'm not a fraud.
14
00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:45,375
I am Filomena
of the house of Eduardo of Firenze.
15
00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,851
- Fuck.
- Okay.
16
00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:50,541
Well, that's impossible, uh,
because we already have one of those.
17
00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,333
- What?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
18
00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:55,166
Yeah.
19
00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000
Licisca.
20
00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,916
How dare you!
21
00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:09,208
You traitorous bitch!
22
00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:15,583
Okay. All right. Okay.
23
00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:17,583
Get off!
24
00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,583
Enough of this!
25
00:04:20,666 --> 00:04:22,125
My best shoes!
26
00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:23,916
Oh God.
27
00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,059
I don't like to hit women,
but that was medically necessary.
28
00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:31,208
If no one will stand up
to this ragamuffin, then I will.
29
00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:34,125
You must never touch
Signora Filomena again.
30
00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,958
Toss this impostor out!
31
00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:39,666
She is not Filomena, I am.
32
00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:53,625
It seems this impostor woman
is your jealous handmaiden.
33
00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,041
Isn't that right?
34
00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:00,708
Alas, yes.
35
00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:03,833
'Tis my jealous handmaiden Licisca.
36
00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:06,791
Uh, no. She...
37
00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,666
I didn't recognize you at first, Licisca.
38
00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,708
I've always taken such good care of you,
39
00:05:12,791 --> 00:05:17,166
and... and then you arrive looking
and... and acting like this.
40
00:05:17,666 --> 00:05:19,791
How embarrassing for me.
41
00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:24,125
Will you apologize for embarrassing me
so profoundly in front of my friends?
42
00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,291
No.
43
00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,541
No.
44
00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:37,291
Ah, sad to say she has clearly
lost her faculties on the journey here.
45
00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:39,500
Her laying claim to your name
is unforgivable.
46
00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,875
- Best to throw her to the dogs. I'll help.
- Wait.
47
00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:43,250
- As will I.
- Help them.
48
00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:45,791
No, no, no, no, no, no.
49
00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,250
- That's it. Come on. Out.
- I won't survive. No.
50
00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,017
- No.
- No. I think you'll be fine.
51
00:05:50,041 --> 00:05:51,791
- No!
- Wait.
52
00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:52,875
Um,
53
00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:57,458
she should have bread,
at least, for her journey.
54
00:05:57,541 --> 00:05:58,666
So kind.
55
00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:05,375
Give.
56
00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:09,416
Please.
57
00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:12,541
You shouldn't have to starve
on your way back.
58
00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:13,916
You have to let me stay.
59
00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,375
I actually don't have to do anything,
turns out.
60
00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,958
You betrayed me, Licisca.
61
00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:21,625
You left me to die.
62
00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:25,375
You attacked me
for giving a starving person bread.
63
00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:26,458
Well...
64
00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:29,291
I'm sorry.
65
00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:42,041
Look, if you really want to stay,
you'll have to be my handmaiden.
66
00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,416
Otherwise, I will let them chuck you out
67
00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:47,083
like the deranged peasant
you appear to be.
68
00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,166
And what, you pretend to be noble?
69
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,083
With your normal eyes and dull hair?
No.
70
00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:58,041
Your wrists are so thick,
you'll never pull it off.
71
00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,375
Kind of already am.
72
00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:02,583
One of the nobles is even... courting me.
73
00:07:03,416 --> 00:07:05,000
Padrone Tindaro.
74
00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,125
The Marchese Peralto's nephew?
75
00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:09,875
Yeah.
76
00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:13,000
There's no time for courting.
You need a proposal to secure our stay.
77
00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:21,166
I am happy you're here.
78
00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:26,125
Even if your nasty mouth
does make you harder to look at.
79
00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:31,000
Look, I'll keep us both safe,
just keep up your end.
80
00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,333
The old you is dead.
81
00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:34,958
Yes. You pushed her off a bridge.
82
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,791
Okay.
83
00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,291
- Excuse us, Padrona.
- Oh, no worries.
84
00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:42,833
Now for nature's carry.
85
00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:45,375
All right.
Now, let's...
86
00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:47,916
Oh my.
87
00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:52,250
You got that cardinal good, Padrona.
88
00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:53,375
Saved us all.
89
00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:58,666
Even a few extra stabs.
Was that for good measure, or...
90
00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:02,583
No, each one was absolutely necessary.
Just did what I had to do.
91
00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,791
I suppose we've all
got to murder occasionally.
92
00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,708
Oh. Wow.
93
00:08:07,708 --> 00:08:10,250
All right.
Well, Dioneo is neutralizing the plague,
94
00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:13,083
and then I will be serving dessert.
Pastries!
95
00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,375
Oh, come now.
96
00:08:16,416 --> 00:08:17,458
She's coming too.
97
00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,000
Well, the more...
98
00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:22,851
- Pogo of Geneva tells us...
- ...the merrier.
99
00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,666
...the poison enters the body as a smell.
100
00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:29,125
So if you are forewarned,
avoiding infection is really quite simple.
101
00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:34,000
Licisca here has renounced her wickedness,
and I've graciously forgiven her.
102
00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,791
- Right, Licisca?
- Right.
103
00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,333
You call that a curtsy?
104
00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:42,833
Do it again.
105
00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:51,583
Right. Well, that's that. Thank you.
Continue, doctor.
106
00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:54,708
Thank you. We draw the onion
across the chin and the wrist,
107
00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:59,041
any other high smell points,
as we call them in the medical profession.
108
00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,541
You don't need much,
just enough to ward off the miasma.
109
00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,500
Follow me. Stinky.
110
00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:05,041
Stinky. We are expelling.
111
00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,041
- Stinky.
- Stinky.
112
00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:09,250
Stinky. Stinky.
113
00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,416
Stinky.
114
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,416
Stinky.
115
00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,166
He's a very skilled doctor.
116
00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,250
Oh yes.
117
00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,166
Stinky.
118
00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,791
You're very lucky to have him.
119
00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:21,625
And of course, he's lucky to have you too.
120
00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:22,791
As we all are,
121
00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:26,916
after your impressive,
brave display against the bandits.
122
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,559
- Yeah, well...
- Stinky.
123
00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,434
- True. I...
- Stinky.
124
00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:32,666
I'm obviously very well-read
in hand-to-hand combat.
125
00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,250
Obviously.
126
00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:39,625
We're left with loud noises to break up
the remaining pestilence in the air.
127
00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:41,458
So shout please, everyone, with me.
128
00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:49,250
Louder. Thank you.
129
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:56,541
Yes, the air is wonderfully loose now.
Doctor?
130
00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:59,291
Threat neutralized.
How about we open another cask of wine?
131
00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:00,458
Oh yes.
132
00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:02,666
Red or white? Oh, let's go with white.
133
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:06,041
Are we choosing to ignore
that a trio of bandits
134
00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:08,541
just breached the gate
and ran amok in our sanctuary?
135
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:09,500
Yes, are we?
136
00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:10,892
- Are there no guards?
- No guards?
137
00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:14,000
And where in God's name
is the man of the house?
138
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:18,750
If we'd had someone properly in charge,
this never would've happened.
139
00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,458
And you, you wouldn't have
had to humiliate yourself
140
00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,208
with that mannish attack.
141
00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:25,875
I... I was protecting everyone.
142
00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:27,916
You seemed out of your senses.
143
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,541
I'm sure Sirisco will do everything he can
to prevent further interlopers.
144
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,750
Yes. Yes, of course. Of course.
145
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,666
- Did you have a suggestion?
- We need to say a prayer for the cardinal.
146
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:42,833
What about a prayer for me,
whose fiancé's home was just invaded?
147
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,791
Dear God, why?
148
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:48,041
Oh, why, God?
149
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,875
- Dear, God, why...
- Enough!
150
00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:52,250
Let's get it together!
151
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:56,916
We've all suffered great loss
at the hands of the pestilence,
152
00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:02,625
but that is why we deserve this respite
in an idyllic safe haven.
153
00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:05,500
We're on holiday! Remember?
154
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,958
Let's get into the holiday
state of mind, okay?
155
00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,041
Hear, hear!
156
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,750
Oh, and I know you're all wondering,
"Sirisco, where's dessert?"
157
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,833
Well, good news.
158
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:21,458
We'll be delivering pastries to your room
to ensure you the sweetest of dreams.
159
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:27,583
Sirisco,
the quarters are too small.
160
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:30,625
Yes, signora, but remember,
this is only temporary.
161
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,666
- We'll be moving into the master bedroom...
- Sirisco!
162
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:39,000
There's nowhere to put my Paduan mirror.
There's no space.
163
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,458
What about this free spot?
Or there's this one.
164
00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,166
Or I could mount it beautifully
on the door.
165
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,208
- Sirisco!
- Pastry time.
166
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,833
Now,
the middle is my favorite...
167
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,250
Ready my carriage.
168
00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:55,333
Carriage? Oh, are we thinking
a midnight tour through the village?
169
00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:58,541
The piazza is quite a plaza to behold,
but you can't see much in the dark...
170
00:11:58,625 --> 00:11:59,767
- Done.
- Excuse me?
171
00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:02,708
Done. With this tiny room...
172
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:08,000
- for a pitiful, unmarried maid.
- Oh.
173
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,375
- Well...
- We're going to Leonardo.
174
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,125
You said he was in
a neighboring town getting wine.
175
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:16,291
- What town? We're going there now!
- I said he was a town over?
176
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,833
Gosh, I hope that's true.
I've said a lot of things.
177
00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,125
What town?
178
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,208
- Prato.
- Is it Prato?
179
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,625
- You don't know?
- I knew it ended with an "O."
180
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,916
- Is he with another woman?
- Oh no.
181
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,458
If he is in a secret marriage
with a much more beautiful woman...
182
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,166
- No.
- ...I will kill you in your sleep.
183
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,767
- Then I'll kill myself.
- No.
184
00:12:32,791 --> 00:12:35,375
- Misia, you'll follow suit.
- Of course, right behind you.
185
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:40,250
Padrona, I swear he's unmarried
and knows nothing of your looks.
186
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,750
Though that would be a check
in the "I should hurry home" column,
187
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:47,416
because, my God, you are beautiful.
188
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,750
I don't understand
what could keep a man from his bride,
189
00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:51,708
but I intend to close that distance.
190
00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:54,916
Might I suggest that we leave
in the morning when there's light out?
191
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,666
We've just been attacked by bandits.
192
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Yes.
193
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:03,125
- Fine.
- Oh.
194
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,208
I need to rest.
195
00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:07,791
Must look as beautiful as possible
for my husband.
196
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:08,791
Yes.
197
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,541
When dawn breaks,
we three leave to find him.
198
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,625
Wonderful.
199
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:17,291
- Wonderful.
- Misia... my goodnight song.
200
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,833
- What?
- Why, indeed, Padrona.
201
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:24,333
♪ When the falconer sings ♪
202
00:13:24,416 --> 00:13:27,708
♪ What the falconer sings... ♪
203
00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:28,916
Fuck off.
204
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,541
♪ ‘Tis a glorious thing ♪
205
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:37,041
♪ What the falconer sings ♪
206
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:40,125
♪ When the falconer sings ♪
207
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,333
I think she's lovely, but there's no way
I'm driving to every town in Tuscana
208
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,375
to find the man we buried
in the front yard.
209
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,958
There is another way.
210
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,791
How are you feeling, Padrone?
211
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,500
I feel great.
212
00:13:57,166 --> 00:14:00,916
What a fantastic evening.
Technically, my first military victory.
213
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,625
I mean, you saw them.
214
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:05,416
Imagine if I hadn't have stepped in,
what they could've done.
215
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,500
Rape.
216
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,125
They could've raped me.
217
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,958
Have you ever done violence, Dioneo?
218
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,791
I often have to
for the good of my patients.
219
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,666
It really reminds you
what being a man feels like.
220
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:22,125
Filomena took me aside to congratulate me
on my bravery in the skirmish.
221
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:26,583
This flirtation with a woman
is just the thing I need.
222
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,208
A tonic for what ails me.
223
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,416
Perhaps she is different
to all the others.
224
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,958
I will court Filomena.
225
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,375
Given your understanding of women
and the female nature,
226
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,125
I'm surprised you would undertake
such a perilous endeavor.
227
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:42,958
You make a good point.
228
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:48,250
You know, it's almost sad.
I wish I could just like her.
229
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,583
But that would be a disservice to us both.
230
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,958
Indeed. Well, I am glad
you are feeling fortified,
231
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:57,458
but remember, you need your rest.
232
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:58,791
And your tea.
233
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,835
I don't need anything
other than what's inside me.
234
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,250
I feel like I can do anything.
I feel great!
235
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,291
Oh no!
236
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,500
Ouch! Yes!
237
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:14,583
I flew.
238
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:19,583
Darling?
239
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,625
Darling, that was
a bit overwhelming, right?
240
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,916
By the by,
I don't think God has abandoned us.
241
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:32,958
Small conclusion I came to.
242
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,458
But everyone's dying, even the cardinal.
243
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:40,458
Yes. I'd concede
God might be mad at humanity.
244
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,750
Maybe we didn't build enough cathedrals.
Or we built too many.
245
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:46,583
He works in mysterious ways, right?
246
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:50,833
Cardinal Agnolo just forgot that,
and look what happened to him.
247
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,833
Ganked to death by a woman.
248
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,625
Cardinal Agnolo gave me
my first communion.
249
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,500
Well,
it still counts, doesn't it?
250
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,875
Darling...
251
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,041
what's in your lap?
252
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,916
The cardinal's toe.
253
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,708
Oh, okay.
254
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:14,791
Uh,
255
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,833
what's your plan with that?
256
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:18,041
I don't know.
257
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:22,291
It's so small, and I just feel so alone.
258
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:26,166
I'm here, darling. You're never alone.
259
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,458
I'm gonna get rid of that, okay?
260
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,750
I really am kind of
out of my mind, aren't I?
261
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,291
Hmm. In a...
262
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,250
In a great way that I adore.
263
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:33,500
♪ A cross upon her bedroom wall ♪
264
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,708
♪ From grace she will fall ♪
265
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:43,458
♪ An image burning in her mind ♪
266
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:44,541
Oh damn.
267
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:49,000
♪ And between her thighs ♪
268
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,541
Panfilo!
269
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,916
I'm in a well!
270
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,375
Panfilo!
271
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,916
Anyone?
272
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,666
♪ She'd like to know ♪
273
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:38,708
God?
274
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,208
Get up. Lots to do.
275
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,130
Sirisco's got business
with Pampinea today, so he'll be away,
276
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,708
as will her Misia.
277
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,500
Lots to do. Just us, Licisca.
278
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,541
I did the chamber pots
and a lot of the upstairs.
279
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,750
I need water.
280
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,166
Don't let the dipper touch your lips.
281
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:10,541
It's bad luck and gross.
282
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,625
Mmm.
283
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,666
Okay, come here. Come here!
284
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,666
Soft hands.
285
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,208
Are you...
286
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,250
Yes?
287
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,836
Never mind. Clean yourself up.
We got work to do.
288
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:53,041
Nothing like a day of shoveling
to connect your bones to the earth.
289
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:57,375
Go to that grassy spot in the field,
about 30 paces or so past the path.
290
00:19:57,458 --> 00:20:00,541
Good, soft ground.
Five feet deep, at least.
291
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:04,083
Unless you wanna do this again
when the wolves dig him up.
292
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,041
Shit.
293
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:20,583
Neifile?
294
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,500
Neifile?
295
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:43,541
Good morning, Sirisco.
296
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,791
Ah. Good morning, Padrone.
297
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,875
I hope the breakfast I set out
was to your liking.
298
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:50,875
By the by, have you seen
my bride this morning?
299
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,625
Oh, no, I have not.
300
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,916
But not to worry, it's very safe here.
301
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,767
I'll admit that last night's break-in
did not inspire total confidence.
302
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:01,583
I know. I know. And since then,
I've put my strongest man on security.
303
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,000
And my weakest man. They're one man, so...
304
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,750
- Might we consider doing something more?
- Hmm?
305
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,375
- Some weapons.
- Ah. Yes.
306
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,291
An awake person?
307
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,083
Let's not endanger this estate
with inattention to detail.
308
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:18,166
Yes, yes. Certainly.
But please do not worry about your wife.
309
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,666
Look, our grounds
are beautiful and inviting.
310
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,375
There's plenty for her
to get lost in. Yes?
311
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,916
I'm so tired of waiting, you know?
312
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:37,458
After last night,
I just need to meet my Leonardo.
313
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,916
When that bandit grabbed me,
my whole long life flashed before my eyes.
314
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:47,083
Anyway, we cannot return
until we have found my betrothed.
315
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:50,958
Why are we slowing?
316
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,083
Why are we stopping?
317
00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:01,166
Oh God. Misia, if it's bandits
trying to have their way with us,
318
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:02,666
will you have them?
319
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,166
- Yeah.
- Let them take you.
320
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:05,750
To make it easier?
321
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,833
Sirisco?
322
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,458
Why are you presenting me with a duck?
323
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:19,416
A duckling, forsooth?
324
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:22,916
We thought it might
ease your mind a little.
325
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:25,791
Ease my mind about what?
326
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,458
We have a bit of news
327
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:31,750
about Leonardo.
328
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,708
But he was my last chance.
329
00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:44,083
I'll hold the duck. Thank you. Yeah.
330
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:48,875
The dress and the dowry and everything.
331
00:22:48,958 --> 00:22:50,541
Oh, oh, oh.
332
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,625
Misia.
333
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:56,583
And my father was so happy
to see me go too.
334
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,666
"Finally, your turn," he said.
335
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:03,041
- It was my turn!
- Oh, your turn.
336
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,458
Hold the duck, yes. Hold the duck.
337
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:08,958
Happiness. Happiness.
338
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:10,166
Beautiful.
339
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:15,375
♪ My dear, my dear ♪
340
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:19,500
♪ We have a plan ♪
341
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:25,250
- ♪ My dear, my dear ♪
- ♪ Dear ♪
342
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:29,083
♪ We have a plan ♪
343
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:42,875
What a beautiful day.
Should we walk by the olive trees?
344
00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:43,958
Why?
345
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,875
Um, for fun?
346
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,708
Oh. Yes, well...
347
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:49,666
No, I have an agenda.
348
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:56,166
Breakfast was remarkably good
this morning.
349
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:59,625
Oh yes, delicious. The flavors were...
350
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,708
But of course, it could have been better.
351
00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,875
So, what was your childhood like?
Was it great?
352
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:15,125
Oh, well, that was, of course, very bad.
353
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,923
But one of the benefits
of being a sickly child
354
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,125
is that I had plenty of time
to study history.
355
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:24,250
Time far better spent learning
than playing willy brigade in the street
356
00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,916
or making friends.
357
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,976
Did I mention that
I'm one of the world's leading experts
358
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,791
on the Roman wars in Macedonia?
359
00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:34,416
You... heavily implied it.
360
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,791
Today I would like
to continue to regale you
361
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,625
on the unabridged history
of the Aetolian War.
362
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,583
Lovely.
363
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,791
That's very forward of you.
364
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,625
Oh. Uh, my apologies, Tindaro.
365
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,000
My excitement's getting the best of me.
366
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:53,500
I'm just so desperate
for intellectual sustenance.
367
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:57,541
What a privilege
to be enlightened by you, Signore.
368
00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:59,166
Yes, well...
369
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,125
God, who else is gonna do it?
370
00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:05,291
Dioneo.
371
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:23,750
- Hello, doctor.
- Padrona.
372
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,291
Dioneo, begin.
373
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:29,083
A little music to make the facts
easier to metabolize.
374
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,166
For you.
375
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:34,500
Rome's relationship with Macedonia
376
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:37,083
was muddied by the result
of the Second Punic War.
377
00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:40,291
Hannibal, of course, fulfilling
his lifelong pledge to his father
378
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,166
to never forgive the Romans.
379
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,050
Should've killed him
while they had the chance
380
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:45,923
when he was an infant
in captivity.
381
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:49,041
Spain, here. No navy required.
382
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,333
Carthage, here.
383
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:57,833
And if Hannibal sacked Saguntum,
even the fourth...
384
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:14,083
And, dear God, another reason.
385
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,541
You are very almighty and very, very big.
386
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:22,875
So where would you even go
if you ran away from your flock?
387
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:24,875
Nowhere to hide.
388
00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:26,541
Neifile?
389
00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:31,541
- Hi.
- Oh God, you're down the well.
390
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,875
Um, are you all right? Are you hurt?
391
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,125
I'm wet.
392
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:39,416
I have lots of questions, but first,
let me grab a rope. Darling, hold on.
393
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,416
Oh, I'm fine.
394
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,125
I don't want you to save me.
395
00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:46,958
- What?
- I don't need to be saved by you.
396
00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:48,666
I need to be saved by God.
397
00:26:49,583 --> 00:26:52,208
This isn't gonna be like
when you set that bush on fire, is it?
398
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:54,041
No. I'm testing God.
399
00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:59,000
If he really has not abandoned me,
he will not let me perish in a well.
400
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:02,666
He will rescue me somehow,
and that will be a sign.
401
00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:04,416
Darling...
402
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,541
...what if I'm the sign?
403
00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,375
Come on, you're not the sign.
404
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,958
You're my husband, and you love me.
405
00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:14,958
Of course you would try to save me.
406
00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:16,583
That wouldn't prove anything.
407
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,625
So you'll only get out
if it's someone sent by God?
408
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,458
It could also be a miracle.
409
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:26,458
Like a magic staircase
or a burst of holy wind.
410
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,583
How was the breakfast fare?
411
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:32,708
Delicious.
412
00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:36,750
Jams, borage.
I set aside extra honey for you.
413
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:38,791
I'll fix you a basket.
414
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,666
No, I'm all right.
415
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:43,041
I got the pig on the way out.
416
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,875
What if he doesn't save you?
417
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:49,583
Honey, why would you bring that up?
418
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:51,625
Okay, darling, fingers crossed.
419
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,791
Praying for you. Have a wonderful day.
420
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:19,625
♪ You know, my darling
I can't stand to sleep alone ♪
421
00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:29,333
♪ No sweetheart in the dark
To call my own ♪
422
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,416
Okay.
423
00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:35,291
♪ You're my own, you're my own ♪
424
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:39,958
♪ I can sing it, I can grow ♪
425
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:45,083
♪ But the darkness is a stanger ♪
426
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:49,208
♪ And I'm lonely, lonely, lonely, low ♪
427
00:28:57,541 --> 00:29:04,250
♪ Last night's parties
And last night's horror show ♪
428
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:07,666
And now, a poem for your glory,
429
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:10,458
in terza rima,
which I'm told is the fashion.
430
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:16,333
I hang my head and plead
For you to see my pious little life
431
00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:19,541
♪ Lonely, lonely, lonely... ♪
432
00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:22,291
Looks about noon.
433
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,083
Mm-hmm.
434
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:28,375
Must we wait for the evening hour?
435
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:29,658
- Yes.
- Yes.
436
00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:39,208
What was Leonardo like?
437
00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:40,958
Oh. He was nice.
438
00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:42,708
Nice.
439
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:45,333
How nice.
440
00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:50,416
Could you describe him more?
441
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,250
The marriage broker did a bit,
442
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,892
but I stopped listening
after she said he was willing to marry me.
443
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:56,875
Oh yes, of course.
444
00:29:56,958 --> 00:30:01,291
Um, well, he, uh, loved his villa.
445
00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:04,458
- Hmm.
- But he loved the Venezia more.
446
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:07,416
Ooh, did he love Venezia.
447
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,416
That's where I met him.
I was, uh, managing a little place.
448
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,125
A rest home for women.
449
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:14,958
Oh, really, for men.
The women weren't resting as much. But...
450
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,708
Um,
451
00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:21,416
but then he brought me
to work at Villa Santa,
452
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,875
and, um, when he would travel,
he would always bring me a new book.
453
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,875
- Taught me how to read.
- You can read?
454
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:30,875
He sounds handsome and rich.
455
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,458
Yes, he's quite rich.
456
00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:36,416
He inherited the villa when he was young
and he's been building it up ever since.
457
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,875
A good Christian man.
458
00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:41,291
Oh, uh, uh...
459
00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:43,250
He was loud.
460
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:44,708
He was good loud.
461
00:30:44,791 --> 00:30:49,125
He had a booming voice
when he spoke and had a big, wide smile...
462
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:50,958
What was his favorite color?
463
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:55,500
- Blue.
- Blue! Misia, blue!
464
00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:58,416
- We'd been thinking blue!
- Wow. That's wonderful.
465
00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,500
Blue.
466
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:02,000
It's like you were connected
before you even met.
467
00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:03,958
Oh. Blue.
468
00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:07,083
Do you know what else? He loved redheads.
469
00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:09,458
He was hoping you'd have red hair.
470
00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:12,041
I know.
471
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:27,416
On to the next activity,
where I will once again perform for you.
472
00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:29,333
Fantastic.
473
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:32,916
I know how fixated women are
on the vanity of the flesh.
474
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,250
I'm happy to indulge you.
475
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:36,541
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're referring to.
476
00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:38,291
You're going to want to see my body move.
477
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:39,750
Oh.
478
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:42,000
Dioneo, we will now show Filomena
479
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:45,833
how exactly Philip V
crumbled under the pressure
480
00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:50,666
of the great Titus Quinctius Flamininus
in Thessaly.
481
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:52,250
- Yes.
- We'll need sticks.
482
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,625
- My lady.
- Oh yes. Please.
483
00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:13,000
Ow. Jesus.
Why did you give it to me pointy-side up?
484
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,458
Both sides are pointy.
485
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:17,666
Shut up, you Macedonian mongrel,
and take your position.
486
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,291
I'm gonna split you limb from limb.
487
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:24,166
Oh, good idea. Very virile.
488
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:27,000
- Yes.
- Two men full of sperm.
489
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,166
Oh God.
490
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,708
Yes.
491
00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:44,666
Duck.
492
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,000
You know, the Macedonians had the Romans
against a rock and a hard place.
493
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:52,416
But then they struck back.
494
00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,083
Yay, Romans!
495
00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:04,000
Boo, Macedonians.
496
00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:09,333
Okay, then, Almighty God,
in whom I trust fully,
497
00:33:09,416 --> 00:33:11,541
let's try something different.
498
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,083
I know you're going to save me,
499
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,250
but I'm going under.
500
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:17,500
I'm going under!
501
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:44,666
God, I got close there,
502
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:48,375
but you are making me stronger.
503
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:51,250
Okay.
504
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:52,750
That's enough.
505
00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:55,791
Another poem.
Would that please you, God?
506
00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:58,875
In. Boom.
507
00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:03,302
I've asked you to spend the day with me
because you're the first woman
508
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,875
that I haven't found to be
completely abhorrent.
509
00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:08,916
Aw. Thank you.
510
00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:11,708
You know, it's hard
to be a rich man like me.
511
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:15,000
Everybody knows that just the smell
of money makes women feral.
512
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,833
But that, of course, is just science.
513
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:20,291
I can't imagine the position you're in.
514
00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:22,958
We are creatures brimming with avarice.
515
00:34:23,041 --> 00:34:24,291
Apology accepted.
516
00:34:25,791 --> 00:34:28,375
But you are so much more
than your money.
517
00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:33,000
You're intelligent, strong, handsome.
518
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:34,791
Poor you.
519
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:38,833
You must have so many women's attentions,
you have to beat them off with a stick.
520
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,083
What?
521
00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:42,875
No, I don't.
522
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:44,708
Wh... Why would you say that?
523
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,458
No, I only meant...
524
00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:47,958
- Are you teasing me?
- No.
525
00:34:48,041 --> 00:34:51,041
Your lying flattery
will not entrance me further.
526
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,958
I... I... I... I'm not lying. I...
527
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,708
You're... you're handsome.
528
00:34:54,791 --> 00:35:00,041
Your... your lovely complexion,
your... your waving hair.
529
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:02,833
My hair isn't waving, it's curly.
530
00:35:02,916 --> 00:35:05,625
I knew this would happen.
531
00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:07,392
- Mocking me in the open air.
- I...
532
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:08,458
I...
533
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:12,083
Dioneo, tell this callous woman
that I cannot withstand mockery.
534
00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:14,708
Once, a man's mockery
made me tip right over.
535
00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:17,291
My tongue's swelling.
It's big as an orange. I can't breathe.
536
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:18,583
You'll hang for this, woman.
537
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:21,416
Padrone, deep breaths. Okay.
538
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,041
Tongue, tongue.
539
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,000
Good. Eyes.
540
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,041
You are going to survive.
541
00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,726
- Are you sure?
- I am positive.
542
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,000
And what of this mockingly cruel creature?
543
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:38,541
This is how women are.
544
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:41,291
They are blinded by emotion.
She didn't mean to offend.
545
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,541
But she mentioned my hair.
546
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:46,000
As a friend, 'tis true your hair
is unruly and unattractive.
547
00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:48,333
But as a medical man, I can assure you,
548
00:35:49,791 --> 00:35:51,666
she couldn't mock you even if she tried.
549
00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,583
Filomena thinks you are
the most handsome man on Earth
550
00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:58,875
because she has fallen in love with you.
551
00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:03,208
Is that true?
552
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:06,125
Are you in love with me?
553
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:10,625
Yes.
554
00:36:12,083 --> 00:36:15,041
Yes, I... I'm in love with you.
555
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:25,000
As I suspected.
556
00:36:25,958 --> 00:36:28,750
Dioneo, please may you
escort the lady inside
557
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,750
so she can prepare herself for dinner?
558
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:34,041
I must sit here and process
all that has happened today
559
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,666
in complete silence and solitude.
560
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,333
Also, if you see any more snacks,
will you bring them?
561
00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:39,416
Very well.
562
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:40,791
Good day, Filomena.
563
00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:45,500
Try not to let your love for me blind you
so much that you can't climb the stairs.
564
00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:47,875
You need to see
in order to climb the stairs.
565
00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:49,625
It's very funny, obviously.
566
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,750
Oh yeah.
567
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,583
Very charming, Signore.
568
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:17,333
As you can see,
I am keeping up my end of the bargain.
569
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:19,791
So am I.
570
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:26,208
I hope you know I found that refreshing.
571
00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:45,791
Love is curious.
572
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:48,416
Such a trueness to it.
573
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,000
Trueness of body and mind.
574
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:55,458
How it can just move you from your body
and let you float in the sky.
575
00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:58,375
Tap your toes on the clouds.
576
00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:01,041
I once had a horse I loved so well.
577
00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:02,916
So well.
578
00:38:03,708 --> 00:38:06,166
I slept in the stables with her
when she was sick.
579
00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:09,875
I didn't want her to ever question
if I was gonna be there for her, you know?
580
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:13,750
Oh, I was there for hours. Hours.
581
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,083
Forgot to eat. We shared her water.
582
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,208
It'd been a whole day and no food.
583
00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:23,125
I stumbled back to the servants' quarters
to get some bread and ale,
584
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,791
and when I returned, she was gone.
585
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:29,500
Like she'd wanted
to spare me the moment, perhaps.
586
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,833
Maybe there's no meaning to it.
587
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,333
Just...
588
00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:40,208
Just happened.
589
00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:42,416
One day turning into the next.
590
00:38:42,916 --> 00:38:47,458
Life's truest love just gone in an instant
without one last kiss.
591
00:38:56,750 --> 00:39:00,041
Yes, well, we'll all just
have to get over it, won't we?
592
00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:02,916
Nobody likes an overly dramatic person.
593
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:07,625
Come, it's time.
594
00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:10,291
Wipe my teeth.
595
00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:42,125
God?
596
00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:48,041
Padrona Neifile, is that you?
597
00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:55,500
I see now why God told me to come here.
598
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,208
Take my hand.
599
00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:28,750
God sent you?
600
00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:30,458
He certainly did.
601
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,333
He's a rascal.
602
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:33,833
I knew it.
603
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:35,625
How did He come to you?
604
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,916
As a pillar, a cloud?
605
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,875
Well, as a voice in my head.
606
00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:45,625
Yes, it said, "Go, Dioneo, to the old well
and rescue the girl in there."
607
00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:47,916
"Amen."
608
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,916
The voice of God.
609
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,625
Was it deep and booming?
Clear and bright as a horn?
610
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:55,041
How is your temperature?
611
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,583
Still shivering.
612
00:40:58,625 --> 00:40:59,625
Hmm.
613
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:03,875
I fear your blood is running cold.
As cold as the water.
614
00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:07,125
I must transfer some of my heat to yours.
615
00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:08,833
Oh!
616
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,333
I see.
617
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,458
Thank you for... the sacrifice.
618
00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:31,083
That feels very warm.
619
00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:32,833
Good.
620
00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:39,708
And there?
621
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,416
Mm-hmm.
622
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:42,583
And there?
623
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,250
Hmm.
624
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:48,110
Here, how does that feel?
625
00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,083
Yes.
626
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:54,208
And there?
627
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:56,166
And there?
628
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:05,500
Wow. And now I'm overly hot.
629
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,958
Thank you for helping me.
630
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:22,625
Lovely wife you have.
631
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,500
I didn't tell you to take off your shirt.
632
00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:27,416
God did.
633
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,666
Darling, did God indeed save you?
634
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,375
He did. He sent Dioneo.
635
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,416
A voice spoke in his head.
636
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:40,583
I imagine God's voice
is a bit like... ..."Hello, Doctor."
637
00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:43,875
But maybe more of a staccato delivery,
"Hello, Doctor."
638
00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:46,678
I can't wait to hear more, darling,
but we're ever so late to dinner.
639
00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:49,268
Dress quickly, and we'll go.
Don't wanna keep the others waiting.
640
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:52,750
Neifile?
641
00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:56,125
Yes.
642
00:42:57,083 --> 00:43:00,833
...which is why Averroës' commentary
on Aristotle's theory of motion
643
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:02,916
is of particular interest to me.
644
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,541
I also enjoy
his dynamic reflections on cleanliness.
645
00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:09,333
I don't understand
what you're saying at all.
646
00:43:09,833 --> 00:43:12,541
Of course you don't. That's why
you're lucky to have me.
647
00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:15,458
Because I do understand what I'm saying.
648
00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,791
Oh, announcement, honored guests!
649
00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:27,791
- And now we have the most...
- The Visconte Leonardo and I got married!
650
00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,750
Yes.
651
00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:35,625
Let's celebrate.
652
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:38,000
- Wine!
- Yep.
653
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:41,416
We found him in Prato.
654
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:45,416
He was helping a group of children
learn how to use a mill.
655
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,208
He has a huge heart.
656
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:48,625
Just lovely.
657
00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:52,416
And so you just decided in the moment?
How romantic.
658
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,041
How completely irrational.
659
00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:55,666
Our love was so immediate,
660
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:58,458
he had no choice but to marry me
right then and there.
661
00:43:58,541 --> 00:44:02,458
In a rush of passion and Godly devotion,
662
00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:05,916
we made our union before God
in a small church.
663
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:11,250
Of course, we then united
as husband and wife, just us.
664
00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:13,416
It was lovely.
665
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,500
Everything I've always wanted.
666
00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:19,666
- Right, Misia?
- Oh, absolutely, it was gorgeous.
667
00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:21,958
It was gorgeous.
668
00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:28,958
And you're not gonna believe this,
he was wearing blue.
669
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,791
He was wearing blue.
Our favorite color. Yes.
670
00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:36,083
Oh, that is perfect. It really is.
671
00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,791
So will he be joining us soon?
672
00:44:40,458 --> 00:44:41,583
Oh yes.
673
00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:45,791
He had to buy some glass in Venezia,
but then he'll be by.
674
00:44:46,875 --> 00:44:48,791
But for now, it's just me.
675
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,500
Yeah, just lady of the house.
676
00:44:52,583 --> 00:44:53,500
By myself.
677
00:44:57,833 --> 00:44:59,416
Is everything all right, Pampinea?
678
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:03,416
Viscontessa, I think you mean.
679
00:45:04,291 --> 00:45:08,583
Oh, it's... my... my mistake,
Viscontessa. Sorry.
680
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,333
I'm great.
681
00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:13,250
I'm... I'm great. Yeah.
682
00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:16,333
I'm... My eyes are swollen from crying.
683
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:19,041
Yes, of course, but they are happy tears.
684
00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:20,750
Just the...
685
00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:23,000
Tears of joy. Yeah.
686
00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:26,958
More wine!
687
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Hello.
688
00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:32,625
Yeah.
689
00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:35,083
Please, take your time.
690
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,833
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
691
00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:43,708
Do it.
692
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
No, thanks.
693
00:45:47,041 --> 00:45:48,041
Do it.
694
00:45:48,458 --> 00:45:49,458
Do it, though.
695
00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:51,208
Lean your head back.
696
00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:52,958
Up, higher.
697
00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,333
Does the fair maiden
require another rescue?
698
00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:12,125
Padrona, I, uh, wasn't expecting you.
699
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:16,041
I'll hang for this.
700
00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:29,875
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
701
00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:34,791
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
702
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:39,583
♪ Got an urge, got a surge
And it's out of control ♪
703
00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:43,666
♪ Got an urge I wanna purge
'Cause I'm losing control ♪
704
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,708
♪ Uncontrollable urge
I want to tell you all about it ♪
705
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,916
♪ Got an uncontrollable urge
It makes me scream and shout ♪
706
00:46:57,041 --> 00:46:59,625
♪ He's got an uncontrollable urge ♪
707
00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:02,416
♪ I've got an uncontrollable urge ♪
708
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,083
♪ He's got an uncontrollable urge ♪
709
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:07,875
♪ I've got an uncontrollable ♪
710
00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,500
♪ It's got style, it's got class ♪
711
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:14,333
♪ So strong, I can't let it pass
I gotta tell you all about it ♪
712
00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:16,416
♪ I gotta scream and shout it ♪
713
00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:23,041
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
52312
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof