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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents! Ow!
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This is my dad.
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- [slurping]
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- This is my mom!
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[giggles]
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This is my sister! She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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this is my show!
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[upbeat music]
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[upbeat horn music]
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- Hey, everyone!
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Are you ready to see
something really crazy?
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Ooh.
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Hup. Don't try this at home,
kids.
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[inhales]
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[cannon booms]
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[thrilling music]
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* *
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Stuperific!
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[ding]
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* *
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- Ahh!
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[engine revving]
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- Cold as ice.
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[grunts]
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This gonna go boom.
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See, told ya.
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The tour-dumb-force that you
just witlessed
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was sponsored by
Star Brand Pickles! [giggles]
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These things are so good,
I'm gonna eat one now!
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[giggles]
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[straining]
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[grunting]
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[screams]
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[crack]
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- [screams]
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OMG!
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- Ahh! Medic!
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Medic! Ahh!
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[siren wails]
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- Umm--
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Oh, boy.
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I better find Patrick
a stunt double.
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We can't lose
that pickle sponsorship.
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- Did someone say pickles?
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- Yeah, sorry, Grandpat.
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You can have a pickle
as soon as I find
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a big, strong sea star
who can open that jar.
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- Ah, fiddle faddle!
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I'll open it myself.
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[laughs, munches]
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- Well, I guess
the stunt man search is over.
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With the same clothes on,
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you guys might as well
be twins.
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But we're gonna have to
lose that facial hair.
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- Hold my beard!
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- Perfect!
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Okay, here's the deal:
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from this moment on,
whenever this air horn blows--
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[blows horn]
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Grandpat will swap places
with Patrick.
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Now, let's test it out
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with Patrick's classic
coconut comedy bit.
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- I want a coconut!
I want a coconut!
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I want a coconut!
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[struggling efforts]
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- [blows horn]
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[blows horn]
- Uh!
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- [blows horn]
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- Didn't feel nothin'.
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- Mmm, coco-nutty.
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[audience laughs]
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- This is gonna work out great!
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Onto the next segment.
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announcer: It's time for...
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[crowd cheering]
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[rock music]
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- Yay! Death Match!
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Today, I'm going toe-to-toe
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against Bare Knuckles
the sea bear!
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- [growls, roars]
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- Sea bear? Hmm.
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Hey, look over there!
It's Mermaid Man!
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- Where?
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- Uh-huh.
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- I didn't see him.
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- Aw, too bad.
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[ding]
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- Wish me luck.
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- Okay, get ready.
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- [growls]
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- This is gonna be
quite a match, folks.
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Patrick Star versus
a ferocious sea bear.
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- To a clean, fair fight.
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- [roars]
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- Oops!
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- [screams]
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Ohh!
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- Ooh, not a good start
for Patrick Star.
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- Oh, dang it!
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- Ohh! Sea bear in
for a taffy pull.
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- Oh, oh, oh!
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- [roars]
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[crowd exclaims]
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- Oh! Sea bear's
tearing him to shreds.
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- [groans]
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- Is that even possible?
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Ooh! That's gotta hurt!
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- [struggling efforts]
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- [growls]
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- He's slicing Patrick Star
to ribbons!
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- Uh!
[groans]
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- [blows horn]
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Grandpat!
- [snoring]
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- Are you kidding me?
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- Folks, this is brutal.
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But what's this?
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- [yawns]
[lullaby music]
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- Sea bear seems
to be getting tired.
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- [blows horn]
- Ohh! Huh! [panting]
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- Sea bear is falling asleep.
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- [yawns]
- He's slowly going down.
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He's kissing the canvas.
[crowd exclaims]
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In a major upset,
the winner is...
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Patrick Star!
- Hey! Hey, hey! Eee!
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- I owe it all
to my stunt double.
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[grunts]
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- Onto the cooking segment!
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- Hey, everybody,
it's cheese sandwich time!
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- I think Patrick
can handle this one on his own.
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I'm gonna take five.
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- Who doesn't enjoy
a delicious cheese sandwich?
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You got your bread,
you got your cheese,
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you got your cheese,
you got your cheese,
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you got your cheese,
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you got your cheese,
you got your cheese,
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you got your bread.
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Ta-da!
You got yourself a sandwich!
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Ahh!
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- [blows horn]
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Oh!
- Just doin' my job, sonny.
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Ahh!
[munches]
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Mmm! Let's make another,
shall we?
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Cheese, cheese, cheese,
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!
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- [sighs]
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I wanted some cheese.
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Maybe just a slice.
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all: Happy birthday, Patrick!
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- [giggles]
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Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
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[giggles]
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[inhales]
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[air horn blares]
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- Ah, ah, ah!
Fire's dangerous.
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Better let your stunt double
handle this wish.
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[blows horn]
[laughs]
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- Oh, uh! Uhh!
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Hmph!
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Ohh, hey!
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Maybe I'll get my birthday wish
after all.
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[inhales]
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- I already used it on this
big, old ice cream cone!
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[munches, spits]
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[slurps]
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[burps]
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That's the stuff.
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- Happy birthday, son.
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We love you.
- Aww!
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- Bunny's baby!
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all: * For he's a jolly
good fellow *
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* For he's a jolly
good fellow *
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- Fine. Take my wish.
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Take my gifts.
I don't care.
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I'm going to bed.
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Yah! Hup!
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[dreamy music]
[sighs]
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[horn blares]
Ahh!
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Huh!
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- Might wake up
with a crick in your neck.
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- [grumbles]
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[grunts]
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Fine!
Take my bed!
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I don't care!
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- [snoring]
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- I'll just sleep on...
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this pile of jagged,
rusty scrap metal.
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[metal clanging]
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- Uh. Perfect.
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- [snoring]
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- Hmm.
[metal clanging]
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Sleep okay, Patrick?
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- Not really.
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- Well, just take it easy today
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'cause your stunt double
has got it covered.
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- Huh?
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- Welcome, everybody,
to "The Patrick Show,"
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with your host, me,
the one and only Patrick Star!
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- I'd know Patrick anywhere,
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and that's him.
- Oh, yes, that's Patrick.
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- Uh-huh, that's him.
- Yup! That's Patrick!
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- That's definitely him.
- Never looked better.
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- That's Patrick Star,
right there.
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- That's so Patrick.
- I've seen him before.
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That's the guy.
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- Let's start today's program
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with my classic
coconuts comedy bit.
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[clears throat]
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I want a coconut!
I want a coconut!
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I want a coconut!
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I want a coconut!
- Wow, this seems dangerous.
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[echoing] Dangerous, dangerous.
- Ooh.
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- I want a coconut!
I want a coconut!
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[air horn blares]
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Huh? Who broke my
classic coconut comedy bit?
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- Sorry, sir. Better let me
take care of this.
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- I'm the stunt double.
[blows horn]
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- And I'm the stunt triple.
[blows horn]
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- Ahh, hooey!
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- Nope, sorry.
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He's right.
Union rules.
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Stunt doubles
need stunt triples.
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- Well, we can't have
two stunt folk.
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- I totally agree!
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And the only way
to settle it is...
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a stunt-off!
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[cannons boom]
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- Leave the stuntin'
to the real stunt man, sonny.
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[blows horn]
Yee-haw!
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- [grumbles]
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- [laughs]
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Ohh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[air horn blares]
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[casual music]
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- Sorry, folks.
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We'll have this smear sorted
in just a minute.
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[grunts]
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Here's your problem.
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You got this cheap,
imitation Patrick.
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- [screams]
- Ally oop!
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[screams]
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00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:21,347
Ain't nothin' like
the real McBoy.
245
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,015
Wah-hoo!
[air horn blares]
246
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,651
Ahh!
247
00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,520
- [laughs]
248
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:29,555
Huh?
[air horn blares]
249
00:10:29,621 --> 00:10:30,656
[screams]
250
00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:32,424
[air horn blares]
Huh!
251
00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:33,659
Yah!
252
00:10:33,725 --> 00:10:37,696
[struggling efforts,
horns blaring]
253
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,701
- Ahh!
254
00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:49,174
- [groaning]
255
00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:50,242
Hmm?
256
00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:53,312
Uh, where am I?
257
00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:55,447
- What happened?
258
00:10:55,514 --> 00:10:58,149
- Oh, you're here, too?
259
00:10:58,216 --> 00:10:59,818
Wait. Where are you?
260
00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:02,988
- I'm right here.
Where are you?
261
00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:06,157
[both scream]
262
00:11:08,193 --> 00:11:10,762
- [sighs]
Today's show sponsored
263
00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:12,498
by Star brand pickles.
264
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:16,101
Snap a pickle,
not your wrist.
265
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,704
[both screaming]
266
00:11:19,938 --> 00:11:23,008
[upbeat music]
267
00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:25,344
* *
268
00:11:25,411 --> 00:11:27,145
- Why you!
269
00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:28,614
- What'd I do?
270
00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:31,082
- [laughs]
271
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,618
[stomach rumbles]
272
00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:34,420
Pipe down, tummy.
273
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,087
I wanna see how this ends.
274
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,122
[rumbles]
275
00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:39,825
Oh, man. Come on!
276
00:11:39,891 --> 00:11:41,360
Uh!
[rumbles]
277
00:11:41,427 --> 00:11:42,494
[shushing]
278
00:11:42,561 --> 00:11:44,363
It's okay.
279
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,265
Daddy will get you some food.
280
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,700
[humming]
281
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,802
[hissing]
Ah!
282
00:11:51,737 --> 00:11:53,639
- Close the door, ya idjit!
283
00:11:53,705 --> 00:11:56,542
Yer lettin' all the warm,
rotten air out!
284
00:11:56,608 --> 00:11:58,310
- Uh!
[stomach rumbles]
285
00:11:58,377 --> 00:12:02,648
I guess the stomach wants
what the stomach wants.
286
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,183
[grunts]
287
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:08,787
Ahh.
[munches]
288
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,289
[groans]
Mmm.
289
00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:12,724
That hit the spot.
290
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,661
And just in time.
My show's starting!
291
00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:18,163
[rumbles]
292
00:12:22,601 --> 00:12:26,705
If you've got a toilet,
spoil it!
293
00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:30,175
Oh, you!
[laughs]
294
00:12:30,241 --> 00:12:32,778
[stomach rumbling]
Ohh! Ahh! Ohh!
295
00:12:32,844 --> 00:12:34,413
- Oh my gosh! Patrick!
- [groans]
296
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,481
- Where does it hurt?
297
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,015
Let me get you an ambulance.
298
00:12:37,082 --> 00:12:38,984
- Forget the ambulance!
299
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,787
Squidina, this is
the perfect segyoo
300
00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:44,222
to our home wellness segment.
301
00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:47,793
[kazoo music]
302
00:12:47,859 --> 00:12:50,896
The next time you have
tummy troubles,
303
00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:53,632
try abominable surgery.
304
00:12:53,699 --> 00:12:56,334
Nurse Squidina, if you sneeze.
305
00:12:57,836 --> 00:13:02,608
Huh, ah, ah.
[revving chainsaw]
306
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:05,343
[dramatic music]
307
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:07,312
- Thank you!
308
00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:08,714
All right, folks.
309
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,684
Now let's see what all this
bellyachin's about, hmm?
310
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,185
[humming]
311
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,187
Hello!
312
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,989
[grunts]
313
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,926
- Ooh!
- Whoa!
314
00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:24,663
- What's the big idea,
shoving this into me?
315
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,432
You may like eatin' trash,
316
00:13:26,498 --> 00:13:28,900
but I ain't no dumpster.
317
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:31,403
Yah.
Huh, ah.
318
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,839
And I'm tired of being
treated like one.
319
00:13:33,905 --> 00:13:35,674
We all are!
320
00:13:35,741 --> 00:13:37,375
Come on, organs! [snaps]
321
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:38,910
Heart!
- Whoo-hoo!
322
00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:40,779
- [grunts]
- Intestines!
323
00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:42,714
- [farts]
324
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:43,682
- Lungs!
[both inhaling]
325
00:13:43,749 --> 00:13:46,084
- You...
- Called?
326
00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:49,354
- My inners are now my outers.
327
00:13:49,421 --> 00:13:50,789
Huh. So what?
328
00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:54,760
What's the worst that can
happen to me without organs?
329
00:13:54,826 --> 00:13:56,194
[grunts]
330
00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:58,764
- We don't need that useless
bag of skin.
331
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,999
There's a whole world
out there.
332
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,001
Let's go check it out.
333
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,036
* We are organs
now we're free *
334
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,873
all: * All without a PhD *
335
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,579
- Oh, well.
At least I still have my brain.
336
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,314
- Hello?
[echoing]
337
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,785
Is anyone gonna come get me?
338
00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:21,587
[wind gusting]
339
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,390
- Whoa! Whoa!
340
00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:28,727
Yeah! [laughs]
341
00:14:28,794 --> 00:14:31,697
I'm as free as the wind.
342
00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,264
Wah-ha!
343
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,400
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
344
00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:38,537
[munching]
345
00:14:38,604 --> 00:14:40,972
This is the life.
346
00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:43,408
- Hot dog! A free parachute!
347
00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:46,377
- Oh! Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- [laughs]
348
00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:51,416
- From here on out, my life
is gonna be smooth sailing.
349
00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:53,184
[screams]
350
00:14:55,887 --> 00:14:59,658
Gee, I hope my organs
are having fun.
351
00:14:59,725 --> 00:15:00,692
- [screams]
352
00:15:00,759 --> 00:15:01,827
[groans]
353
00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:03,929
[giggles]
354
00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:05,531
[thrilling music]
355
00:15:05,597 --> 00:15:08,534
[laughter]
356
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,803
- Man, this is livin'.
Too bad I can't see
357
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,572
where I'm goin'.
- Ahh! My leg!
358
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,574
[all exclaim]
359
00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:17,609
- [farts]
360
00:15:17,676 --> 00:15:19,077
- Oh, quit whining.
361
00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:22,280
That's what bumpers are for.
362
00:15:22,347 --> 00:15:23,649
- Whoo-hoo!
363
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,552
I feel so alive right now!
364
00:15:26,618 --> 00:15:29,154
See how much fun
we can have without Patrick?
365
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,322
What do we do next?
What do we do next?
366
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,891
- Ooh!
367
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,694
[air horn blaring]
[club music pounding]
368
00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:38,864
- Now that's more like it!
369
00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:43,134
- Man, am I glad to be home.
370
00:15:43,201 --> 00:15:47,505
- Well, darn it.
What happened to that rag?
371
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,374
- [groans]
372
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,577
- Oh, there you are.
373
00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:53,311
- [grunting]
374
00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:55,814
- All right, you dirty pipes,
375
00:15:55,881 --> 00:15:58,717
you've had this coming
for a long time.
376
00:15:58,784 --> 00:16:00,251
- [exclaims]
377
00:16:00,318 --> 00:16:01,653
[blubbering]
378
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,254
What's happening?
379
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,490
- [humming]
380
00:16:05,557 --> 00:16:07,826
- Oh! Ah!
381
00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:09,695
[grunting]
382
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,731
- [grunts]
And now it's time
383
00:16:12,798 --> 00:16:15,233
to clean the toilets.
[giggles]
384
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:19,437
- Maybe life without organs
isn't so fun.
385
00:16:20,906 --> 00:16:24,409
Nope. Nuh-uh. No.
386
00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:29,514
How am I gonna find something
to replace my organs?
387
00:16:29,581 --> 00:16:30,949
[munches]
388
00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:32,951
[blender whirring]
[laughs] Oh, this works.
389
00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:35,420
[gurgling]
390
00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,022
[munches]
391
00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:40,391
Now I can keep my food warm
after I eated it.
392
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,693
[beep]
393
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,596
[blender whirring]
394
00:16:44,663 --> 00:16:47,032
More organs!
395
00:16:47,098 --> 00:16:49,500
[munching]
396
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:53,071
[thumping heavily]
397
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,006
- Honey, have you seen the TV?
398
00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:57,609
[dramatic music]
399
00:16:57,676 --> 00:17:00,812
- [groans]
400
00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:02,180
- Oh, oh, ho!
401
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,049
Son, have you been working out?
402
00:17:04,115 --> 00:17:08,219
- Oh, my handsome man
is even handsomer.
403
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:10,722
What's your secret?
404
00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,390
- Oh, you know.
405
00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:17,162
Just replaced my insides
with random household items.
406
00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:19,597
[accordion plays]
- Ooh! [laughs]
407
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:23,735
- Hyep, I think I'm gonna
take this new handsome figure
408
00:17:23,802 --> 00:17:25,436
out for stroll.
409
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,106
See ya later.
[clattering]
410
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,009
both: I want a handsome figure,
too!
411
00:17:31,076 --> 00:17:32,277
[both munching]
412
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,612
[air horn blaring]
[club music pounding]
413
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,848
[excited chatter]
414
00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:39,484
- Oh, yeah! Yeah.
415
00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:41,953
- [farting rhythmically]
416
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,189
- Yeah, move them bowels!
417
00:17:44,255 --> 00:17:46,224
- Excuse me, folks.
418
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:49,294
You all look like
you know how to party.
419
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,064
How's about I take you
to the VIP lounge,
420
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:56,101
where the real party is?
421
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:59,237
- Oh, we're down to party,
right, gang?
422
00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:01,907
- [farts]
- Excellent.
423
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:03,474
Follow me.
424
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,576
[chuckles]
Right this way.
425
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:13,719
- Gee, th-this VIP room
is so d-dark and c-c-cold.
426
00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:15,687
[all exclaim]
[gasping]
427
00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:19,224
[dramatic musical stings]
428
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,793
- Wha-what is this place?
429
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:25,130
- [laughs evilly]
430
00:18:25,196 --> 00:18:27,933
Welcome to the deli!
431
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:29,667
all: A Butcher?
432
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:30,702
[all panting]
433
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:31,837
[all grunt]
434
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:36,041
- There's no escape!
[laughs]
435
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:38,043
all: Patrick!
436
00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:39,077
[thunder booms]
437
00:18:39,144 --> 00:18:42,047
[disco music]
438
00:18:42,113 --> 00:18:43,314
* *
439
00:18:43,381 --> 00:18:45,283
- * La la la la
la la la *
440
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,953
[snap]
Aw, barnacles!
441
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:49,520
- I got you covered.
442
00:18:51,156 --> 00:18:52,724
[whirring]
443
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,159
[shimmering tone]
444
00:18:54,225 --> 00:18:57,395
- Gee, thanks,
handsome mister.
445
00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,532
- Uh! Oh, no.
446
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,937
[hair dryer whirring]
[lips flapping]
447
00:19:06,004 --> 00:19:08,073
Wow, I'm all dry.
448
00:19:08,139 --> 00:19:09,741
Thank you, sir.
449
00:19:09,808 --> 00:19:12,043
- Now there goes a swell guy.
450
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,313
[crows cheering]
- Genuine beefcake!
451
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,582
[printer crackling]
452
00:19:17,648 --> 00:19:18,716
- Huh?
453
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,853
Hey, I'm getting a foot fax.
454
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,021
Wha?
455
00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:25,156
A new sandwich shop
just opened!
456
00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:27,392
Just in time.
457
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,029
All this love and attention
sure works up an appletite.
458
00:19:31,096 --> 00:19:32,197
[exciting music]
459
00:19:32,263 --> 00:19:35,466
[tires squealing]
Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo!
460
00:19:37,002 --> 00:19:39,805
- [playing harmonica]
461
00:19:39,871 --> 00:19:42,473
We never...
- Should have...
462
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:44,943
- Left Patrick.
[whimpering]
463
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:50,215
- Oh, what I wouldn't do to be
in his warm embrace again.
464
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:53,284
[whimpers]
- [sighs] Me too, Heart.
465
00:19:53,351 --> 00:19:54,752
Me too.
[door opens]
466
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,021
[both gasp]
467
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:57,755
- Lunchtime!
468
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,224
- It's Patrick!
469
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,959
- Has he been working out?
470
00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,160
- We gotta get his attention.
471
00:20:02,227 --> 00:20:04,095
- What'll it be, sir?
472
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,397
Plenty o' meats to peruse.
473
00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:08,199
- Here! Here, here, here!
[all clamoring]
474
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:11,636
Patrick, here!
- Hmm. Hmm? Ooh.
475
00:20:11,702 --> 00:20:15,941
Oh! It's what I've been looking
for this whole time!
476
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,776
Potato chips!
477
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,678
- What?
478
00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:23,114
Ignore us, will ya?
479
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,584
- Oh!
480
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:27,718
both: Ohh!
481
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:28,820
[explosion booms]
[organs screaming]
482
00:20:28,887 --> 00:20:30,688
- Uh!
[groans]
483
00:20:30,755 --> 00:20:32,958
- Organs, assemble!
484
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,093
[all exclaim]
485
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,062
- Meat zombie!
486
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:39,297
[screaming]
487
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:43,268
all: Patrick, come back!
We're sorry!
488
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:48,473
- Ahh! Ohh!
[blubbering]
489
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,474
[crashes]
490
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,976
[groans]
491
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,777
[cans rattling]
Huh?
492
00:20:52,844 --> 00:20:54,179
[screams]
493
00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:56,114
Ohh!
[clang]
494
00:20:56,181 --> 00:20:57,715
[struggling]
495
00:20:57,782 --> 00:20:59,550
- Organs, disassemble!
496
00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:01,152
Don't you recognize us,
Patrick?
497
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,922
We're your vital organs.
498
00:21:03,989 --> 00:21:05,556
- We wanna come back.
499
00:21:05,623 --> 00:21:06,724
- No way!
500
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:10,328
I like my new body
and my new life.
501
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:14,933
Everybody loves me,
and you guys sure don't.
502
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,436
- Patrick, look, we need to
have a heart-to-heart.
503
00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:21,506
- Yeah, you complete us.
504
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,741
And admitting that--
[inhales sharply]
505
00:21:23,808 --> 00:21:26,344
takes a lot of guts.
506
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,779
- [whimpering]
507
00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:31,616
I couldn't have said it
better myself.
508
00:21:32,984 --> 00:21:35,220
[gurgling]
509
00:21:35,286 --> 00:21:38,489
Ahh!
510
00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:42,460
[gulps]
511
00:21:42,527 --> 00:21:46,531
There ain't no body
like my old body.
512
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:51,202
You know, stomach, I think I
learned something today.
513
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:55,240
A wise man once said--
514
00:21:55,306 --> 00:21:56,807
[crash]
515
00:21:58,709 --> 00:22:03,381
Now I definitely need
new organs.
516
00:22:04,815 --> 00:22:07,752
[upbeat music]
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00:22:07,818 --> 00:22:14,725
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00:22:14,775 --> 00:22:19,325
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