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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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* *
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This is my show!
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* *
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[bright orchestral music]
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- Mmm.
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Oh, my. Where's Patrick?
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- [giggling]
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- He never skips breakfast.
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- I hope he's not trying
to surprise me again.
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[chuckles] Last time
he did that
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he almost gave me
a heart attack.
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I don't think
I can take another--
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- Surprise!
- Aah! [coughing violently]
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[thud]
- [groans]
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Happy Father's Day!
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- [coughs] Thank you, son,
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but, uh, Father's Day
was last year.
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- Oh, yeah.
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I'll just return this
to the dump.
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- Wait!
It's the thought that counts.
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- [giggles]
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- And I love this mug
with all my heart,
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or at least what's left of it.
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- [grumbles]
That should be mine.
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I'm the number one dad.
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Now gimme that mug!
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- [straining] No, Dad.
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You're too old
to have nice things.
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- I've earned this.
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I've earned all the awards!
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[echoing] All the awards.
- [gasps]
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Let's host an award show
for my show-show!
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- Awards?
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I want awards.
- Whaa!
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[groans]
- Great idea, Patrick.
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People always tune in
to award shows
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for the glitz, the glamour,
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and the unexpected
celebrity drama.
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[upbeat showbiz music]
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* *
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More cameras. More spotlights!
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Get those awards on the table
and spray 'em.
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Ugh, do I have
to do everything around here?
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- [groans]
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- Who put a bowl
of chum on the table?
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Ugh, and I want spotlights
everywhere!
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[cheers and applause]
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- [snoring]
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[laughs] Oh, my.
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Mr. President,
you're such a tease.
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[laughs]
[machinery hammering]
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[gasps]
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What are you people doing
in my bedroom?
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- The boss wants
spotlights everywhere.
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- Aah! My eyeballs!
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I need those to glare!
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- Live from Bikini Bottom,
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it's the first ever
Starry Awards
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with your host, Patrick Star!
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- * Nighttime, it's when
the stars come out *
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* It's showtime time *
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* We got stars in the sky *
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* We got stars on the ground *
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Hey, wait a minute.
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That's not a star.
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That's GrandPat's glass eye.
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Hey, GrandPat! [grunts]
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* But everything else
is a star *
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* At the Starry Awards *
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* And you're a star
at the Starry Awards *
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[cheers and applause]
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Thank you, thank you.
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First up we're presenting
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the Best Song
in This Award Show award.
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I wonder who's gonna win.
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[drumroll]
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And the winner is...
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"The Starry Awards song!"
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Huh?
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- [gasps]
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[chattering indistinctly]
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I just didn't--
[cries]
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[cheers and applause]
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- [growls] Oh,
I hate award shows.
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Oh, look at me.
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I never did anything,
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but I want a prize anyway.
[clunk]
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Huh?
- Hey, lady.
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Gotta put another light
over here.
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[sizzling]
- Aah! Whoa!
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[groans, growls]
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That's it!
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I'm gonna destroy
that stupid show,
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and then they'll probably
give me an award.
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- Now if you know
the Star family,
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you know we love chewin' stuff.
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Here's looking at you, Granola.
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- Oh. [laughs]
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- [gasps]
- Mmm, good.
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[gulps]
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So crispies and crunchettes,
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it's time
for the Best Bite award!
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And the nominees are
Tinkle biting me,
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Nosferatu biting me...
- [growls]
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- Lady Zombie biting me,
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and me biting me.
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I mean, my tongue.
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We ran outta envelopes,
so let's spin the winner wheel!
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[upbeat music]
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[groans]
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- [gasps, exhales]
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- Looks like Slappy
is our winner!
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- Oh. [chomps, gulps]
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- Don't eat it too fast.
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The paint's still drying.
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- [moans]
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- Medic!
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And now, the award
you've all been waiting for,
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Best Cutaway Segment!
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Will it be Quasar and Pat-Tron,
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Pat the Hapless,
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Cave Patrick,
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or Dr. Plankenstein's Castle?
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- Whaa! Look, Master, look!
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We're nomdanated for a reward.
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- Ugh, Patgor, please.
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[slurps] Uh.
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Award shows are for lamebrains
and lunkheads.
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I am above
such trifling claptrap.
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- And the winner is...
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Dr. Plankenstein's Castle!
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- Hmm? I won?
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh, I'm a special,
special boy.
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- [gasps] Let's get that award!
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- Hold on there, Patgor.
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We're 3D, and they're 2D.
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- Oh, 2D.
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- What we need
is my latest invention,
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the two dimensionalizer.
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[grunts]
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- Oh.
[both groan]
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- [snoring]
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- Hey, Rip Van Stinkle!
- Oh!
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Give it up
for Plankenstein's Castle crew!
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Happy birthday.
- Aah!
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- Step aside, dumbo.
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This is my award.
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- No. Shiny is mine.
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[all grunting]
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- Whoa!
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[sneaky music]
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- [cackles] Hmm.
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- Stay tuned
for our next shiny award.
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It's sure to be a humdinger.
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- [snickers]
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Goodbye, Starry Awards.
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- Hey! Do you have an ID badge?
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- Oh, dear.
May I borrow yours,
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sweetie pie?
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- I don't see why not.
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- Thanks, dearie.
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[gasps] Where's your ID badge?
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- I-I-I know I had it here
a second ago.
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- This man doesn't have
an ID badge!
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- Wait. No, no, no, no!
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I have one, I swear!
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- [laughs]
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Snip snip.
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- And the award
for best stunt goes to...
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aah!
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[all oohing]
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[whimpering, wailing]
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Me! [giggles]
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- Dag nabbit!
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Huh? [groans]
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- Hey, somebody plug in
that spotlight!
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[light humming]
- Aah!
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This is gettin' old.
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[dreamy old-timey music]
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- Friends, the Starry Awards
would like to honor
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the decently decreased
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with an extra sad
in moronium presentation.
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Please cry now.
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[audience crying]
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Zed the Zombie,
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the Flim Flam Brothers,
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the Flying Dutchman,
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Nosferatu,
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some guy named Lenny.
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- Wait, why am I up there?
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Ooh!
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Oh, that's why.
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- [cries]
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- Hey, Lenny! Come on up.
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Welcome to the club.
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- Oh, razzin' frazzin' stupid
award shows go on forever.
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[gasps] Wha?
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Why are you still in my house?
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- We're taking all
these spotlights out of here.
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- Oh, finally.
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- And we're replacing 'em
with these brighter ones.
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- Huh? Aah!
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That does it!
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I'm blowin' this whole
kit and caboodle sky-high!
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[spits, groans]
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And I can't believe my luck.
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- Now who's ready
for a very special award?
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[cheers and applause]
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- [laughs] Ho-ho.
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Oh, it'll be special all right.
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Whoever wins this award
is gonna have a blast.
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- * Rockin' Rowboat sail along,
doo dah *
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- Shh. Zip it.
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[laughs]
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Hmm?
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- There it is.
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- Ladies and German man,
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tonight's final award goes
to someone very special.
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- She's kind and generous.
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- And pretty darn forgiving.
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The Best Neighbor Ever award
goes to...
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both: Granny Tentacles!
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- Huh? Wha?
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- Come on out here.
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You won!
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- Ooh, well, goodness.
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I don't have a speech prepared.
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Well, I do,
but it contains words
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I can't say on television.
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Wow, thank you so much.
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Boy, do I feel awful
for putting that bomb
243
00:10:50,342 --> 00:10:51,843
in your trophy.
244
00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,245
Oh, no.
245
00:10:57,849 --> 00:10:59,751
- Hey, look who it is!
246
00:10:59,818 --> 00:11:02,921
- Come on, guys.
Join the party.
247
00:11:02,988 --> 00:11:05,357
- So what'd you think
of the show?
248
00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:07,826
- The audience seems happy.
249
00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:09,661
- [slurps] Ah.
250
00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:12,664
I still think I got
the best award of all.
251
00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:15,133
- Gimme it! It's my award!
252
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,068
[cackles]
- Oh, GrandPat, no!
253
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,304
Give me that back!
254
00:11:18,337 --> 00:11:19,905
[grunts] Get back here!
255
00:11:22,608 --> 00:11:25,311
- In celebration
of Thanksgiving,
256
00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:27,212
how about we all go around
the table
257
00:11:27,313 --> 00:11:29,781
and say
what we're thankful for?
258
00:11:29,848 --> 00:11:32,351
- Let's see. I'm thankful for--
259
00:11:32,418 --> 00:11:34,052
- Food!
260
00:11:36,388 --> 00:11:38,357
[squeals]
261
00:11:38,424 --> 00:11:40,125
- I concur. Food!
262
00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:41,427
[dish shatters]
263
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,430
[upbeat music]
264
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,399
* *
265
00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:50,168
- [belches]
- Ah.
266
00:11:50,235 --> 00:11:52,237
[gasps] I just remembered!
267
00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,773
Thanksgiving movie time!
268
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,342
- [exclaims]
269
00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:58,109
- [grunts]
270
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,150
- Captain's diary:
I was negotiating a treaty
271
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:08,354
with the leader
of the Saladrian Empire.
272
00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,589
[growls]
273
00:12:10,656 --> 00:12:11,823
- [grumbles]
274
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:14,225
both: Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot!
275
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,495
- Yes! Rock beats scissors.
276
00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:21,132
I win!
- Ugh. Curse you, Quasar!
277
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:24,102
We accept your terms.
278
00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,504
- Great to hear.
279
00:12:25,571 --> 00:12:28,173
Pat-Tron, sign the treaty
for me, would you?
280
00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:30,909
- Sorry, I'm leaving
for my vacation.
281
00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:34,112
- [growls]
Just press the button!
282
00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:35,714
- [mumbles nervously]
283
00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:39,418
[buzzer blares]
284
00:12:39,485 --> 00:12:41,119
You're welcome.
285
00:12:41,186 --> 00:12:42,488
- Firing blasters.
286
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,989
- What the? Huh?
287
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,257
[dramatic music]
288
00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:47,659
- Aah!
289
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,996
You dare fire
on the Saladrian Empire
290
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,832
after we signed
a peace treaty?
291
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:57,536
Arm crouton torpedoes.
292
00:12:59,104 --> 00:13:02,107
- [chuckles]
293
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,241
Abandon ship!
294
00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:05,010
Pat-Tron, take me with you!
295
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,277
Aah!
296
00:13:06,412 --> 00:13:08,179
[mechanical whirring]
297
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,850
* *
298
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:12,951
[heartbreaking string music]
299
00:13:13,018 --> 00:13:14,753
[sighs]
300
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,321
So where are we going anyway?
301
00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:18,624
- My home planet, Tron-Tron.
302
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,959
It's Blorpsgiving.
303
00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:22,861
- Terrific.
304
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:27,633
Space diary: We've arrived
on a strange alien world
305
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:30,235
devoid of organic life.
306
00:13:30,301 --> 00:13:35,240
Who knows what kind of threats
lurk behind every corner.
307
00:13:35,306 --> 00:13:37,543
Hmm.
308
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,011
- Pat-Tron, welcome home, son.
309
00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:41,447
- Not so fast.
310
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,582
- Oh, that is too nice.
311
00:13:43,649 --> 00:13:46,685
Pat-Tron's alien friend
brought dessert.
312
00:13:47,719 --> 00:13:51,957
- Cecil 5000, what did I say
about sweets before dinner?
313
00:13:52,023 --> 00:13:54,325
Join us.
- [grunts]
314
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:57,463
- Greetings, Robodina.
- Greetings.
315
00:13:57,496 --> 00:13:59,631
- Greetings, Grandtron.
316
00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:02,167
- Greetings.
- Greetings.
317
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,504
- Ooh, hey, Pat-Tron,
your friend has
318
00:14:05,571 --> 00:14:07,739
a water reservoir like me.
319
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,476
Are you steam powered too?
320
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,077
[horn blows]
- Aah!
321
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,379
Uh.
322
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,648
[beep]
Space diary: I have encountered
323
00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:18,484
a hostile life-form.
324
00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:19,818
- Oh, relax.
325
00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:22,087
Grandtron's not hostile.
326
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,323
Why don't you sit down
and recharge a while?
327
00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:29,160
- Hmm, well, I suppose
a little rest wouldn't hurt.
328
00:14:29,227 --> 00:14:30,829
Um...
329
00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:34,265
Ah.
330
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,001
Aah!
- Egad!
331
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:38,904
Captain!
- Oh, thank goodness.
332
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,607
- This power adapter
should be more suitable.
333
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:42,908
- [screaming]
334
00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:44,843
- Error. Perhaps this one.
335
00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,277
- No, non, no. Please, please!
336
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,047
[screaming, winces]
337
00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:52,984
Pat-Tron, I can't take anymore.
338
00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:54,720
- But we just got here.
339
00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:56,988
- I'm not like you machines.
340
00:14:57,055 --> 00:15:00,926
I'm not meant
for this cold metal world.
341
00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:03,529
I'm flesh and blood!
342
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:04,596
- Huh?
343
00:15:04,663 --> 00:15:07,533
- I've got to get out of here!
344
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,767
[gasps]
- Whoa.
345
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,869
- [grunts, groans]
346
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:12,003
[mumbling gibberish]
347
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:15,373
[bright music]
348
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,809
Whoo-hoo! [pants]
349
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,077
[grunts]
350
00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,012
- Cousin Inga-tron!
351
00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:22,981
What a surprise.
352
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:26,384
- Yeah, I just flew in
from Robo-Sweden.
353
00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:30,321
And boy, is my propeller
tired.
354
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,057
- [laughs]
355
00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:36,061
Oh, Captain, say hi
to Inga before you leave.
356
00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:40,566
- On second thought,
I could stay a little longer.
357
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:42,467
- Oh, come on.
358
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,236
They suddenly have
a gorgeous cousin
359
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,606
who just shows up
out of nowhere?
360
00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:50,475
- Yah, very unrealistic.
361
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,343
- Family unit,
362
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,780
initiate Blorpsgiving dinner.
363
00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,382
[mechanical whirring]
364
00:15:57,448 --> 00:16:00,218
[light music]
365
00:16:00,285 --> 00:16:03,454
- Hmm, where is my supper?
366
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,723
- Oh, yah!
367
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,892
I brought
these anti-energy pods
368
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,426
just for you.
369
00:16:11,129 --> 00:16:13,098
- [chomping, gulps]
370
00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:14,666
[horn blows]
371
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,336
- Pat-Tron,
I can't eat any of this.
372
00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:20,371
I'm not like you machines.
373
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,941
I'm flesh and--
- Captain.
374
00:16:23,008 --> 00:16:24,610
- Oh?
- Would you care for a sheet
375
00:16:24,643 --> 00:16:25,844
of business paper?
376
00:16:25,911 --> 00:16:28,313
- Of course, darling.
377
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,315
[sucking]
378
00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:31,617
Oh!
379
00:16:32,851 --> 00:16:35,086
[grunting] I got it.
380
00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:36,988
Mmm, it's delicious.
381
00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:42,093
- If you enjoyed those,
you will love the RAM sticks.
382
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:45,731
- [chomps]
383
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,398
Aah!
384
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:51,036
- Mm, it appears that RAM
is incompatible
385
00:16:51,102 --> 00:16:53,304
with your outdated hardware.
386
00:16:53,371 --> 00:16:55,841
Perhaps coal would be
more suitable.
387
00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:58,744
- [whines]
- Mmm.
388
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,345
Uh...
[squeaks]
389
00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:02,313
[coughs]
390
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,716
[flushes] Scrumptious.
391
00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,752
- Oh, boy. I am stuffed.
392
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,154
I am unable to process
another nanobyte.
393
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,489
- Oh, yes, quite full.
No more for me. No-oh.
394
00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:14,860
- I will now commence
cleaning protocol.
395
00:17:14,926 --> 00:17:16,728
- Please, allow me.
396
00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:18,964
- Well, if you insist.
397
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:22,133
- Yah, it is the least
I can do as a guest.
398
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,269
- Oh, please. Allow me.
399
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,672
After all, I am a guest too.
[laughs]
400
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:29,908
[groaning]
401
00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:31,542
Aah!
- Captain,
402
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:34,746
is your hydraulic system
compromised?
403
00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:36,682
- [groans weakly] No.
404
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,684
But my spine is.
405
00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:41,386
- [sighs] Food coma.
406
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:44,890
- Getting so sleepy.
407
00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:46,758
[snores]
408
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,394
- Power saving mode.
409
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:52,998
- Processing so much data.
410
00:17:53,064 --> 00:17:57,602
- Oh, I feel like
I'm about to bust a rivet.
411
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,037
[screams]
412
00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:01,239
- So then I told the alien--
413
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:03,709
wait, solar flare!
414
00:18:03,742 --> 00:18:05,076
- My reservoir!
415
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:07,245
- My lady love!
416
00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:10,248
- [spluttering, grunts]
417
00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,718
- I must save her, but how?
418
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,953
Hmm. Huh? Aha!
419
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,188
[grunting]
420
00:18:17,255 --> 00:18:19,958
[triumphant music]
421
00:18:20,025 --> 00:18:23,929
* *
422
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:27,733
- Captain, can we be certain
this will dry her out?
423
00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:30,201
- Nothing is certain
in this world,
424
00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:32,470
but it sure worked
when my space diary took
425
00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:34,840
a tumble into the toilet.
426
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:35,974
- [gasps]
427
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,408
- Careful. Careful, my darling.
428
00:18:37,475 --> 00:18:40,111
Don't rush.
[beeping]
429
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:44,149
- Captain, you saved my life.
430
00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:47,252
Oh, Quasar. I love you.
431
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,187
- I love you too.
432
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,322
- Let's get hitched, yah?
433
00:18:51,389 --> 00:18:52,758
[romantic music]
434
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:57,262
- Space diary:
On this cold metal world,
435
00:18:57,328 --> 00:19:01,833
my heart has found
warm, warm love.
436
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,803
[all weeping]
437
00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:07,338
Oh, darling,
438
00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:09,908
you look positively--
439
00:19:09,975 --> 00:19:12,177
huh? Aah!
440
00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:15,781
[screaming]
441
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,917
- Wedding chassis installation
complete.
442
00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:21,486
- Huh? Is this normal?
443
00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:23,154
- Affirmative.
444
00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:25,056
- Oh, phew. [laughs]
445
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,591
As I was saying,
446
00:19:26,657 --> 00:19:29,060
darling, you look positively--
447
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,461
- Now it is your turn.
448
00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:33,231
- [laughs] What do you mean?
449
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,433
- It is your turn.
450
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,903
- [laughs] Hmm? [gasps]
451
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:38,904
Oh, no, no, no, no.
452
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,605
I'm organic.
453
00:19:40,671 --> 00:19:43,474
You can't take my head off.
[chuckles]
454
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:46,344
- I don't see what
the big deal is.
455
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,314
- I would die.
456
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,883
[whirring]
457
00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,318
- Not to worry.
458
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:56,021
We have other methods.
459
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:57,355
- Aah!
460
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:59,925
I'm not ready for marriage!
461
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,327
all: The ceremony
will continue.
462
00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:04,996
- Aah! [screaming]
463
00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:07,933
[panting, grunts]
464
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,936
[dramatic music]
465
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,203
* *
466
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,105
[engine grinding]
Come on, come on, come on!
467
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,541
Huh?
468
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:17,408
[whimpers]
[engine turns over]
469
00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:19,577
Aha!
470
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:26,918
Ugh. Huh?
471
00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:29,154
[blubbers] Oh.
472
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:32,824
* *
473
00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:36,327
- The Saladrian Empire demands
474
00:20:36,394 --> 00:20:39,530
you hand over
Douglas P. Quasar.
475
00:20:39,597 --> 00:20:41,366
- Oh, thank goodness.
476
00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:44,469
[upbeat music]
477
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,872
[exhales] Let's blow
this popsicle stand.
478
00:20:46,938 --> 00:20:48,206
[moans]
479
00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:51,642
- You do know we're going
to execute you, right?
480
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,612
- Yeah, whatever as long
as you get me outta here.
481
00:20:54,679 --> 00:20:58,183
- No, Quasar must stay here
and marry Inga-tron!
482
00:20:58,249 --> 00:20:59,250
- [gasps]
483
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:02,287
[soft sweet music]
484
00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:03,521
* *
485
00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:05,423
Such a beauty.
486
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:08,359
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
487
00:21:08,426 --> 00:21:11,362
[laughs]
488
00:21:11,429 --> 00:21:14,032
Inga-tron, I am smitten.
489
00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:15,633
It would be an honor...
[beeping]
490
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,704
If you would marry me
in his stead.
491
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,173
- Eh, I can make it work.
492
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,211
- We shall wed at once!
493
00:21:26,277 --> 00:21:28,779
- Pat-Tron, you saved me.
494
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,149
- Don't mention it.
- [grunts]
495
00:21:31,216 --> 00:21:34,219
- Now you know why
I only visit on holidays.
496
00:21:34,285 --> 00:21:36,021
- Good man, Pat-Tron.
497
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,589
Next year we'll visit
my family.
498
00:21:38,656 --> 00:21:41,559
[upbeat music]
499
00:21:41,626 --> 00:21:42,793
* *
500
00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,729
- Huh?
- Time to get you changed
501
00:21:44,795 --> 00:21:46,031
for the wedding.
502
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,933
- What? No!
503
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:51,937
Stop! No!
504
00:21:53,638 --> 00:21:56,607
- Wow, what an ending.
505
00:21:56,674 --> 00:21:57,943
- Yeah!
506
00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,478
- Anyone for dessert salad?
507
00:22:00,545 --> 00:22:04,249
both: Aah!
508
00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:06,251
- Okay.
509
00:22:07,518 --> 00:22:10,421
[upbeat music]
510
00:22:10,488 --> 00:22:17,428
* *
511
00:22:17,478 --> 00:22:22,028
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