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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:08,200 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:11,303 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:12,171 Ow! 4 00:00:12,238 --> 00:00:13,873 This is my dad. 5 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:16,142 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:18,911 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:21,981 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,048 --> 00:00:24,350 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:27,119 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,186 --> 00:00:28,120 And this... 11 00:00:28,187 --> 00:00:30,089 * * 12 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:33,492 This is my show! 13 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:35,427 * * 14 00:00:37,063 --> 00:00:39,131 - Leftover breakfast! 15 00:00:39,198 --> 00:00:40,566 And we're having the best 16 00:00:40,633 --> 00:00:42,802 leftovers of all! 17 00:00:42,869 --> 00:00:45,004 Cold spaghetti! 18 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,177 Dig in! 19 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:59,351 [all sigh] 20 00:00:59,418 --> 00:01:01,487 Uh, Dad, you weren't sucking 21 00:01:01,553 --> 00:01:04,056 on the spaghetti pile at all. 22 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:05,491 Is something wrong? 23 00:01:05,557 --> 00:01:07,393 - No, nothing's wrong, son. 24 00:01:07,459 --> 00:01:09,595 I just didn't want leftover spaghetti. 25 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:11,698 I wanted lasagna. 26 00:01:11,731 --> 00:01:14,500 Let me just check the ol' flavor saver. 27 00:01:17,169 --> 00:01:18,504 Aha! 28 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,709 And a cup of leftover chowder. 29 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,045 [slurping] 30 00:01:26,112 --> 00:01:29,115 - [gasps] 31 00:01:29,181 --> 00:01:32,618 - Yummy! - Oh, yummy and handsome! 32 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,822 Your father just looks just so grown-up 33 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,990 with his mustache. 34 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:40,459 - Oh, do I have a mustache yet? 35 00:01:40,526 --> 00:01:42,228 - Let me take a look. 36 00:01:42,294 --> 00:01:43,830 Hmm, nope. 37 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:46,498 You're smoother than a baby's bottom. 38 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,301 [slurps] And so am I. 39 00:01:49,368 --> 00:01:52,271 [snickers] - Dad, why does GrandPat 40 00:01:52,338 --> 00:01:53,873 have a mustache, 41 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,108 and you have a mustache, 42 00:01:56,175 --> 00:01:59,746 and even Mom has a mustache? 43 00:01:59,812 --> 00:02:00,947 - Ooh! 44 00:02:01,013 --> 00:02:03,282 - And Squidina too! 45 00:02:03,349 --> 00:02:06,585 When am I gonna get my own mustache? 46 00:02:06,652 --> 00:02:09,488 - Well, I was gonna wait till you were older, 47 00:02:09,555 --> 00:02:11,090 but, uh, come to think of it, 48 00:02:11,157 --> 00:02:13,960 I was about your age when I got my first mustache. 49 00:02:14,026 --> 00:02:16,863 So today's your lucky day. 50 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,230 Behold! - Ooh! 51 00:02:18,297 --> 00:02:21,267 - The Star Family 'Stache Stash! 52 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:22,769 - Wow! 53 00:02:22,802 --> 00:02:24,236 Whoa! 54 00:02:24,303 --> 00:02:26,438 Waweewa! 55 00:02:26,505 --> 00:02:28,207 - Countless generations 56 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:30,977 of Star men, women, and beyond 57 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:34,380 all have their mustaches immortalized here. 58 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,415 - How do you pronounce this? 59 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:37,784 - "Cousin Fred." 60 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:39,385 - Oh, makes sense. 61 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:42,789 - All of these mustaches are yours to wear. 62 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:45,691 - Wow... 63 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:48,160 even that one? 64 00:02:48,227 --> 00:02:49,929 [thunder booms] 65 00:02:49,996 --> 00:02:52,832 - Oh, that mustache... 66 00:02:52,899 --> 00:02:54,433 that mustache 67 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,436 must never be worn. 68 00:02:57,503 --> 00:02:59,438 - W--w--what do you mean? 69 00:02:59,505 --> 00:03:01,273 [horror music] 70 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:02,708 - Oh, nothing. 71 00:03:02,809 --> 00:03:05,344 Well, I gotta go groom my mustache for ten hours, 72 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:08,414 leaving you completely unsupervised. 73 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,949 Have fun. 74 00:03:10,016 --> 00:03:12,351 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 75 00:03:13,585 --> 00:03:14,686 - [laughs evilly] 76 00:03:14,821 --> 00:03:17,824 [suspicious music] 77 00:03:17,857 --> 00:03:20,026 * * 78 00:03:20,092 --> 00:03:21,593 - [suave voice] Showtime. 79 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,163 Hmm? Radical. 80 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:26,065 Bodacious. 81 00:03:26,132 --> 00:03:28,434 [normal voice] What else can these puppies do? 82 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,102 [Viking war horn blares] 83 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,239 Ooh, the Viking. 84 00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:35,041 Her dee, her dee, herdee. - Whoa! 85 00:03:35,107 --> 00:03:37,910 - [yodels] 86 00:03:37,977 --> 00:03:40,312 The Handlebar... 87 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:43,015 [motorcycle revving] 88 00:03:43,082 --> 00:03:44,984 Hee, hee, hee, hee! 89 00:03:45,051 --> 00:03:46,318 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! 90 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:49,055 The Surrealist. 91 00:03:51,057 --> 00:03:53,993 [grunting] 92 00:03:55,561 --> 00:03:58,230 The Roosevelt! Gah! 93 00:03:58,297 --> 00:03:59,698 ["Hail to the Chief" by James Sanderson] 94 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:01,868 [gasps] Ah! 95 00:04:01,934 --> 00:04:03,202 Big stick! 96 00:04:03,269 --> 00:04:04,636 [grunting] 97 00:04:05,404 --> 00:04:06,505 - Oh! Ow. 98 00:04:06,572 --> 00:04:07,639 [laughs] 99 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,541 Kids and their mustaches. 100 00:04:09,608 --> 00:04:10,542 - This 'stache. 101 00:04:10,609 --> 00:04:11,577 This 'stache! 102 00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:12,611 These! 103 00:04:12,678 --> 00:04:14,680 Those and dad 'stache 104 00:04:14,746 --> 00:04:16,148 and bad 'stache! 105 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,249 Moose 'stache! 106 00:04:17,316 --> 00:04:18,517 - Err? - Big 'stache. 107 00:04:18,584 --> 00:04:19,518 Small 'stache. 108 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:21,753 All 'stache! 109 00:04:21,888 --> 00:04:23,589 [panting] Well, 110 00:04:23,655 --> 00:04:25,524 that's all of 'em. 111 00:04:25,591 --> 00:04:27,559 Hmm? 112 00:04:27,626 --> 00:04:30,897 Or almost all of them... 113 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:34,000 [suspicious music] 114 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,935 * * 115 00:04:36,002 --> 00:04:38,704 What's the worst that can happen? 116 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:40,306 [grunts] [glass shatters] 117 00:04:40,372 --> 00:04:43,242 [screams] 118 00:04:44,543 --> 00:04:48,080 [sinister laughter] 119 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:52,484 [sinister laughter] 120 00:04:52,551 --> 00:04:54,620 - Why are you laughing like that? 121 00:04:54,686 --> 00:04:56,722 - No reason. 122 00:04:56,788 --> 00:04:59,558 - And why are you dressed like an old-timey villain? 123 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,527 - No reason. 124 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,263 - And what are you doing with that rope? 125 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:06,933 [all grunting] 126 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:09,068 - [laughs sinisterly] 127 00:05:09,135 --> 00:05:10,536 [grunts] 128 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,940 [sinister laughter] 129 00:05:15,307 --> 00:05:16,375 - Really? 130 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,510 Tying people to railroad tracks? 131 00:05:18,577 --> 00:05:20,512 Hasn't this been done before? 132 00:05:20,579 --> 00:05:23,382 - Oh, it's been done before-- 133 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,517 done to death! 134 00:05:25,584 --> 00:05:27,686 [sinister laughter] 135 00:05:28,754 --> 00:05:29,989 Hey, everybody! 136 00:05:30,056 --> 00:05:31,723 If you're just joining us, 137 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,560 my guest today is Rube Goldfish. 138 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,028 - Hey, y'all. 139 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:37,529 - So Rube, 140 00:05:37,596 --> 00:05:40,666 what are your thoughts on trains? 141 00:05:40,732 --> 00:05:42,401 - Trains? Oh, boy, 142 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,303 I love trains! 143 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:46,973 In fact, I wish I was on a train right now. 144 00:05:46,973 --> 00:05:49,575 - Ooh, how about under one? 145 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,410 - Under a train? 146 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,979 Now, why would I-- 147 00:05:53,045 --> 00:05:54,981 whoa! 148 00:05:55,014 --> 00:05:57,549 - Mwah! - Wee! 149 00:05:57,616 --> 00:05:59,085 Huh? Whoa! 150 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,586 - Ha ha ha. 151 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,321 [train honking] - Huh? 152 00:06:02,388 --> 00:06:04,156 Oh, boy! 153 00:06:04,223 --> 00:06:06,825 That's a train horn if I ever heard one. 154 00:06:06,892 --> 00:06:09,428 - [sinister laughter] 155 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:11,363 Next up on the program-- 156 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:12,898 a magic trick! 157 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:15,001 [all cheer] 158 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:17,336 To perform said trick, 159 00:06:17,403 --> 00:06:19,305 I'll need four victims-- 160 00:06:19,371 --> 00:06:22,441 I mean, volunteers... 161 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,510 [all cheer] 162 00:06:24,576 --> 00:06:26,378 Excellent! 163 00:06:26,445 --> 00:06:28,247 Ready, folks? 164 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:31,217 [all cheer] 165 00:06:31,283 --> 00:06:33,385 Abracadabra! 166 00:06:33,452 --> 00:06:34,553 [giggles] 167 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:37,023 [suspenseful music] 168 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:38,024 [trumpet reveal] 169 00:06:38,057 --> 00:06:39,025 [suspenseful music] 170 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:41,693 [watch ticking] 171 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,829 Now, if you'll excuse me, 172 00:06:43,895 --> 00:06:46,565 I have a train to catch. 173 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:50,469 [sinister laughter] 174 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:51,703 - Are you all as excited 175 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:53,872 as I am about the train? 176 00:06:53,939 --> 00:06:56,042 [all groan] 177 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,776 - Looking good. 178 00:07:00,312 --> 00:07:03,549 Whoops, just one last tweak. 179 00:07:03,615 --> 00:07:04,550 [strand yoinks] 180 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:07,586 Perfection. 181 00:07:07,653 --> 00:07:09,255 Now to check in on Patrick. 182 00:07:09,321 --> 00:07:10,689 [mustache alarm buzzes] Heavens! 183 00:07:10,756 --> 00:07:11,923 The mustache signal! 184 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:14,193 Then there must be mustache-related danger! 185 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,827 [railroad crossing dinging] Ooh? 186 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,863 Trouble on the train tracks? 187 00:07:17,929 --> 00:07:20,599 [grunts] Mustache activate! 188 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:21,700 [grunts] 189 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,469 * * 190 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:24,503 Huh? 191 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,572 * * 192 00:07:26,638 --> 00:07:28,640 [radar beeps] Victims! 193 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:31,710 * * 194 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:33,279 My family and friends, 195 00:07:33,345 --> 00:07:35,081 don't worry, I'm going to stop 196 00:07:35,114 --> 00:07:36,815 that train before it gets here. 197 00:07:36,882 --> 00:07:37,883 - That's great, Dad, 198 00:07:37,949 --> 00:07:39,518 but maybe you could pull us 199 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:40,819 off the tracks first? 200 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:42,988 You know, just in case? 201 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:45,091 - I would, but that would strip this story 202 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:47,126 of any sense of suspense or danger. 203 00:07:47,193 --> 00:07:49,228 - Honey, seriously? 204 00:07:49,295 --> 00:07:52,231 - Look, I understand your concern, 205 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:55,267 but I need you all on the tracks for motivation. 206 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:57,536 - Why would anyone wanna stop 207 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:58,770 a train? 208 00:07:58,837 --> 00:08:00,139 - [laughs] Rube gets it. 209 00:08:00,206 --> 00:08:01,573 [train honks] 210 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,775 Everybody, hang tight! 211 00:08:03,842 --> 00:08:06,478 [sinister laughter] 212 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:08,013 [train honks] 213 00:08:08,114 --> 00:08:10,649 - Go, go, mustache gorilla dash! 214 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:13,652 [grunting] 215 00:08:15,754 --> 00:08:17,423 [sinister laughter] 216 00:08:17,489 --> 00:08:18,657 [mustache alarm buzzes] Egad! 217 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,192 The mustache signal! 218 00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:21,593 Hmm? [grunts] 219 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:23,262 - [grunting] 220 00:08:24,396 --> 00:08:25,331 - Oh? 221 00:08:26,998 --> 00:08:28,900 Phew. 222 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:32,304 [mustache cloud booms] - [snickers] 223 00:08:32,371 --> 00:08:34,940 [old-timey suspenseful music] 224 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:36,642 Whoever you are, 225 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:40,746 stop this train at once! 226 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:41,880 - Never! 227 00:08:41,947 --> 00:08:43,149 - [screams] 228 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:44,883 [pile squelches] 229 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:47,253 - [sinister laughter] 230 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,987 - [gasps] Patrick! 231 00:08:49,054 --> 00:08:50,289 I warned you about that 232 00:08:50,356 --> 00:08:51,723 particular mustache. 233 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:54,760 Now--now--now, just take it off, son. 234 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,495 - Poppycock! 235 00:08:56,562 --> 00:08:57,496 - Uh-oh! 236 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,868 - [giggles] 237 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,736 Huh? 238 00:09:04,803 --> 00:09:05,904 [grunts] 239 00:09:05,971 --> 00:09:07,173 - [grunts] 240 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:08,874 [growls] 241 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:11,577 [screams] 242 00:09:11,643 --> 00:09:13,879 - [screams] 243 00:09:13,945 --> 00:09:20,852 * * 244 00:09:20,919 --> 00:09:22,988 - Hmph, back in my day, 245 00:09:23,054 --> 00:09:24,356 you never waited this long 246 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:26,024 to get run over by a train. 247 00:09:26,091 --> 00:09:29,027 [both grunting] 248 00:09:29,094 --> 00:09:30,061 - Whoa! 249 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:31,697 [grunts] 250 00:09:31,763 --> 00:09:34,200 - [sinister laughter] 251 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,202 - Young man, there is nothing funny 252 00:09:36,235 --> 00:09:38,204 about irresponsible mustache behavior. 253 00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:39,438 [grunts] 254 00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:42,073 - [grunts] 255 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:45,344 Unhand me, you misanthrope! 256 00:09:45,411 --> 00:09:47,346 [clippers buzz] 257 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:49,481 * * 258 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:50,349 Yow! 259 00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:52,050 - He who giveth 260 00:09:52,117 --> 00:09:53,719 can taketh awayeth! 261 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:55,020 - G--get back! 262 00:09:55,086 --> 00:09:57,256 Back, you fiend! [screams] 263 00:09:57,323 --> 00:09:58,224 [clippers buzzing] 264 00:09:58,290 --> 00:09:59,225 [chomp clanking] 265 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,327 [screams] 266 00:10:03,429 --> 00:10:05,030 I like bubbles. 267 00:10:05,096 --> 00:10:06,898 - Welcome back, Patrick. 268 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,271 - Ooh! That train's getting 269 00:10:12,338 --> 00:10:13,539 awfully close. 270 00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:14,906 [train honks] - Toot, toot! 271 00:10:14,973 --> 00:10:16,608 [laughs] 272 00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:20,246 [all scream] 273 00:10:20,312 --> 00:10:21,547 - Well, son, I hope 274 00:10:21,613 --> 00:10:23,081 you'll take your next mustache 275 00:10:23,148 --> 00:10:24,816 a little more seriously. 276 00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:26,151 [all screaming] 277 00:10:26,218 --> 00:10:28,220 both: Huh? - I almost forgot! 278 00:10:28,287 --> 00:10:30,522 We gotta stop this silly thing! 279 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,523 - Oh! 280 00:10:34,893 --> 00:10:36,161 - Oh! Oh, no! 281 00:10:36,228 --> 00:10:37,128 The brake broke! 282 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:39,865 all: Aw! 283 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,066 [all screaming] 284 00:10:41,132 --> 00:10:43,802 [old-timey suspenseful music] 285 00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:46,938 - I hope my 'stache can handle this! 286 00:10:47,005 --> 00:10:48,073 [grunts] 287 00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:49,908 [mustache and tracks grinding] 288 00:10:49,975 --> 00:10:52,110 [train honking] 289 00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:53,912 [all screaming] - Amazing! 290 00:10:53,979 --> 00:10:55,614 - [screaming] 291 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:56,782 - [grunting] 292 00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,250 [train screeches] 293 00:10:58,317 --> 00:10:59,951 - Whoo-hoo! 294 00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:03,289 - Guess I picked the wrong day to groom my mustache. 295 00:11:03,289 --> 00:11:07,025 [laughter] 296 00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:10,829 Hey, how about a family photo? 297 00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,197 - Okay, 298 00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:13,465 ready? 299 00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:15,301 Say "cheese!" 300 00:11:15,301 --> 00:11:17,736 all: Cheese! 301 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:18,804 [train honks] 302 00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:20,972 [happy music] 303 00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:25,877 ["The Thieving Magpie" by Gioachino Rossini] 304 00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:26,845 * * 305 00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:28,079 - Today, 306 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,115 on "Pardon My Garden"... 307 00:11:30,181 --> 00:11:31,182 - [burps] 308 00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:33,218 - We shall explore the joys 309 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:35,354 of gardening 310 00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:37,022 at home! 311 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:38,524 I find the hardest part 312 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:41,593 is getting through all this carpet, 313 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,929 these stubborn floorboards, 314 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,431 and don't get me started 315 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,933 on all this pesky plumbing! 316 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,701 Tee-hee. - Patrick, 317 00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:52,371 don't you think we should film outside? 318 00:11:52,438 --> 00:11:53,605 - Why? 319 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,441 - The light in here is bad. 320 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,609 [electricity crackling] 321 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,979 - You try living on 40 watts a day. 322 00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:04,082 - Wow, the floor 323 00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:06,552 is much softer out here, 324 00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:09,120 and once we've dug out hole, 325 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,791 we plant a little seed. 326 00:12:13,892 --> 00:12:15,126 - Hey! - [munches] 327 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,828 [burps] 328 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:17,863 - Hmm. 329 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,369 Ooh? 330 00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:26,972 [grunting] 331 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,206 [screams] 332 00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,376 - [chomping] - [screams] 333 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:31,610 - [screams] 334 00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:34,746 - [grunts] Get thee back, dirt demon! 335 00:12:34,813 --> 00:12:37,248 - [growls] Fiddle leedle lee! 336 00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:38,283 - Huh? 337 00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:40,151 - I am not your enemy. 338 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:44,189 A magical Shmandrake root is what I be! 339 00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:45,691 - Whoa, cool! 340 00:12:45,757 --> 00:12:47,125 Mom! Dad! 341 00:12:47,192 --> 00:12:48,259 GrandPat! 342 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:49,895 [audible ruckus] 343 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,998 I found a talking vegetable. 344 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,299 Can I keep him? 345 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,567 all: Ooh! 346 00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:57,869 - Faddle lee la and fiddle lee low! 347 00:12:57,936 --> 00:13:01,607 I lived my poor life underground don't 'cha know? 348 00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:04,275 But if you let me 349 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,444 stay in your home 350 00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:07,713 and feed me fine dish, 351 00:13:07,779 --> 00:13:09,648 I'll grant a single one of you 352 00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:11,450 a wish! 353 00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,051 all: Ooh! 354 00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:14,520 - Wait a minute! 355 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,855 Which one of us gets the wish? 356 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,024 - Why, whoever becomes 357 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,692 my favorite. 358 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,829 [overlapping chatter] 359 00:13:23,895 --> 00:13:26,998 [accordion music] 360 00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:28,066 [moans] 361 00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,435 - [grunting] 362 00:13:29,468 --> 00:13:31,236 - Ooh, pie? 363 00:13:31,302 --> 00:13:33,271 - [grunting gibberish] 364 00:13:33,338 --> 00:13:35,541 Chair massage? 365 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,108 - File your tendrils? 366 00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:38,143 Ooh. 367 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,679 - Ah... 368 00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,514 - Ooh! - Huh? 369 00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:44,015 - Say, Shmandrake, 370 00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:48,353 would you like this fat, juicy, delicious fly? 371 00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:49,721 - [buzzing] [squelches] 372 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,157 - [grunts] Without gravy? 373 00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:53,625 [snaps fingers] 374 00:13:53,692 --> 00:13:56,161 - Never forget the gravy, son. 375 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,996 Foinsap! 376 00:13:58,063 --> 00:14:00,466 - [yawns] 377 00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:03,101 You folks are okay! 378 00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:04,369 Fiddle to the la 379 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,271 and fiddle lee lee! 380 00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:07,506 It's time for me 381 00:14:07,573 --> 00:14:08,907 to catch some Zs! 382 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,476 Now, if you please, 383 00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:11,643 make like a tree, 384 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,979 and, uh, get out of here. 385 00:14:14,045 --> 00:14:17,248 all: Whatever you say, Shmandrake! 386 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,384 [all giggling] - I'm gonna get me 387 00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:20,719 that wish-wish-wish. 388 00:14:20,786 --> 00:14:23,822 - [snoring] 389 00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:26,625 [suspenseful music] 390 00:14:26,692 --> 00:14:27,593 [blows raspberry] 391 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,561 [snores] 392 00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:31,396 - Wee-oo, wee-oo, way! 393 00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:32,631 [moans] 394 00:14:32,698 --> 00:14:36,267 My wish is to be left all alone. 395 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,969 Whoa, 396 00:14:38,036 --> 00:14:40,238 ooh. [echoes] Hello? 397 00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:42,340 Anyone out there? 398 00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,377 Oh! - Fiddle lee he he! 399 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:48,346 Alone you be! 400 00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,148 [laughs] 401 00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:54,085 - [sighs] Thanks, Shmandrake. 402 00:14:54,152 --> 00:14:56,387 [accordion music] 403 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,858 - My wish is to become a four star chef 404 00:14:59,925 --> 00:15:03,228 with six arms! 405 00:15:03,294 --> 00:15:04,262 [oven dings] 406 00:15:04,329 --> 00:15:07,098 * * 407 00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:08,567 - Bravo! 408 00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:11,302 You're on fire, amigo! 409 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,437 - [sighs] 410 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,540 I'm on fire. 411 00:15:14,606 --> 00:15:15,707 Thanks, Shmandrake. 412 00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:18,710 Hmm... 413 00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:20,546 - [humming] 414 00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:24,650 My wish is to be a superhero! 415 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,684 [grunts] 416 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:28,687 [heroic music] 417 00:15:28,754 --> 00:15:29,755 * * 418 00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,890 - [grunts] Wee! 419 00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:33,725 Whoo! 420 00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:34,926 Wee! 421 00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,029 [grunts] 422 00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:41,199 Thanks, Shmandrake! 423 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:42,634 Oh! [loud crash] 424 00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:45,403 [grunting] 425 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:48,907 [calm music] 426 00:15:48,974 --> 00:15:51,476 - My wish would be, 427 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:52,778 uh, 428 00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:54,713 uh... 429 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,882 - Well, what's your wish? 430 00:15:56,948 --> 00:16:00,619 - Uh, I wish that you would tell me my wish! 431 00:16:00,686 --> 00:16:03,789 - You know what would be really smart? 432 00:16:03,855 --> 00:16:05,991 If you go ask for your wish 433 00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:08,694 before someone else does! 434 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,629 I know a cute little dude 435 00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:13,031 like him is gonna listen. 436 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:16,602 - [munching] 437 00:16:16,668 --> 00:16:17,869 - Hey, Shmandrake! 438 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,237 - Huh? 439 00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:20,606 - Could I-- [punch dings] 440 00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:22,808 Pretty, pretty please-- 441 00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:24,042 get that wish now? 442 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,211 - Get off the TV! 443 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,879 - [shouts] Is over here better? 444 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:28,814 - [growls] [doorbell rings] 445 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,981 both: Huh? 446 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:32,718 - * Pizza delivery * 447 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,753 - Oh, boy, I'm starving! 448 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,855 - This ain't a Patrick pizza. 449 00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:39,024 It's a Shmandrake pie. 450 00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:40,291 - [blows raspberry] 451 00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:43,394 [gobbles] - Ha ha, how is it? 452 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,463 - It's good. 453 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,464 - Yippee! 454 00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:47,866 [laughs] 455 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:50,501 - But not wish-granting good! 456 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:53,238 [sad music] 457 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,306 [gobbling] - D'oh! 458 00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,042 I gotta do something good 459 00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:58,644 to get that wish. 460 00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:00,178 Ooh... 461 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:02,981 [bell dings] I'm gonna need my thinking cap 462 00:17:03,048 --> 00:17:05,717 for this one. 463 00:17:05,784 --> 00:17:07,252 Hmm... 464 00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:11,156 - [belches] 465 00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:13,959 - Oh, Shmandrake! 466 00:17:14,025 --> 00:17:16,662 Your mud bath is ready. 467 00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:17,796 Ooh... 468 00:17:17,863 --> 00:17:19,831 Why would he want this? 469 00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:21,733 - I love a mud bath! 470 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,035 But I hate those stairs. 471 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:27,005 [horror music] 472 00:17:27,072 --> 00:17:28,173 * * 473 00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:31,176 - No problem, Shmandrake. 474 00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:33,278 I'll carry you up. 475 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,281 [grunting] Someone's a big boy. 476 00:17:39,751 --> 00:17:41,019 Um, how was that? 477 00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:42,888 - Nice, but, uh, 478 00:17:42,954 --> 00:17:44,122 a bit bumpy. 479 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,891 Wah, ah! 480 00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,492 - Oh, um, 481 00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,895 please be careful with that mud, 482 00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,562 won't you, Shmandrake? 483 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,933 - I like mud. 484 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,902 - Wha-- er... 485 00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,905 Why, so do I, Shmandrake. 486 00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:01,072 So you just keep 487 00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:02,908 splishing and splashing 488 00:18:02,974 --> 00:18:05,543 and having a ball. 489 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:06,812 - I will. 490 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:10,081 [laughs] 491 00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:12,050 - [laughs] 492 00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:13,518 - [chomps] 493 00:18:13,584 --> 00:18:16,087 [gulps] - Can I get that wish now? 494 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,589 - Hmm, 495 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,726 no. - [whimpers] 496 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:21,727 - [chomps] 497 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,895 - Can I get that wish now? 498 00:18:23,962 --> 00:18:25,630 - No. 499 00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:26,732 [chomps] 500 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,600 - Can I get that wish now? 501 00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:31,102 - No! 502 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,570 - [weakly] Can I... 503 00:18:32,637 --> 00:18:34,539 - [sighs] Get that... 504 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,975 - [pants] Wish now? 505 00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,544 [all grunt] 506 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,613 - Uh, I'm not exactly done being pampered. 507 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,516 - I could not agree more, Shmandrake! 508 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,319 You deserve to be... d'uh, 509 00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:50,155 to have-- 510 00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:52,523 to, uh... 511 00:18:54,059 --> 00:18:55,961 Squidina, I need your help! 512 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:58,029 How do impress Shmandrake? 513 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,264 - Look, Patrick, 514 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,166 this books says Shmandrake 515 00:19:01,232 --> 00:19:02,567 is just a little jerk 516 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,435 who never grants wishes. 517 00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,571 It's just a trick, so people 518 00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:09,474 will wait on him hand and foot. 519 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,309 - You think if I wait on his 520 00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:13,178 shoulders, spine, and back too, 521 00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:15,313 he might grant my wish? 522 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:19,317 - [groans] [screams] 523 00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,086 - Great idea, sis! 524 00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:24,355 Shmandrake would love that. 525 00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:27,325 [giggles] - [grunts] 526 00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:29,194 - Huh? - [screams] 527 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,229 - Ah! - [grunts] 528 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,798 How did you like that? 529 00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:35,100 The scream and the sheet were my idea-- 530 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,868 and totally not Squidina's. 531 00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:39,404 - [shouts] Why in the barnacles would I like that? 532 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,372 Ooh... 533 00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:43,041 what is this thing? 534 00:19:43,108 --> 00:19:45,443 - It's a bed 535 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,913 with sunlight. 536 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,080 - Hmm, 537 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,283 I don't get any sunlight underground. 538 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,551 Let me on it! 539 00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:55,821 - All yours, buddy. 540 00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:57,488 [grunting] 541 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:01,559 So 542 00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:03,862 can I get that wish now? 543 00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:05,096 - Scram! 544 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:06,131 - [whimpers] 545 00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:07,432 - [grunts] Mm... 546 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,400 [all groan] 547 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:12,871 - Spoiling Shmandrake makes me so... 548 00:20:12,938 --> 00:20:13,905 [grunts] 549 00:20:13,972 --> 00:20:16,241 - [snoring] - Gotta get my... 550 00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:19,110 [all snoring] 551 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:21,947 - [sniffs] Mmm. 552 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,281 [laughs] 553 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,684 What's that heavenly aroma? 554 00:20:26,751 --> 00:20:30,255 [suspenseful music] 555 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,157 [all gasp] 556 00:20:32,223 --> 00:20:35,393 - We barbecued him! 557 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:38,930 - There goes all our wishes! 558 00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:41,432 [cries] 559 00:20:41,499 --> 00:20:42,767 - There, there, son. 560 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:45,170 Hey, maybe we've learned a valuable lesson here. 561 00:20:45,236 --> 00:20:47,305 [both sniff] Say, 562 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,074 that does smell delicious. 563 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,575 [all sniff] 564 00:20:50,641 --> 00:20:52,243 all: Mmm... 565 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,678 - Let's eat it! 566 00:20:53,744 --> 00:20:55,713 - [divine vocalizing] 567 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,849 - Yah! - Mmm, kind of nice 568 00:20:57,916 --> 00:21:00,018 having him feed us for a change, ha ha. 569 00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:04,289 - It sure is! 570 00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:09,294 Huh? - [screams] 571 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,695 You maniacs! 572 00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:12,297 You ate me! 573 00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:15,133 [screams] Why? 574 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,367 [crying] 575 00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:18,603 I can't believe they were so selfish! 576 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,038 [cries] [grunts] 577 00:21:21,706 --> 00:21:24,509 - End of the line, Shmandrake. 578 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,810 Give me that wish, 579 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,046 or you're going back 580 00:21:28,113 --> 00:21:29,747 6 feet under. 581 00:21:29,814 --> 00:21:31,382 - Whatever you want, kid. 582 00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:33,284 - I wish we never found you 583 00:21:33,351 --> 00:21:34,619 in the first place. 584 00:21:34,685 --> 00:21:37,388 - Ah. [laughs] 585 00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:38,957 Fiddle dee doo-- [laughs] 586 00:21:39,024 --> 00:21:41,392 Fiddle dee done! 587 00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:43,394 - Wow, the floor is 588 00:21:43,461 --> 00:21:45,430 much softer out here, 589 00:21:45,496 --> 00:21:48,166 and once we've dug our hole, 590 00:21:48,233 --> 00:21:51,536 we plant a little seed. 591 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,604 - Phew. - Hey, look what I found! 592 00:21:53,671 --> 00:21:55,073 - Huh? 593 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:58,676 - A genie's lamp! 594 00:21:58,743 --> 00:22:00,311 - [groans] 595 00:22:00,378 --> 00:22:01,846 I wish this cartoon 596 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,648 was over already. 597 00:22:03,714 --> 00:22:05,816 [lamp's sparkles jingle] 598 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:10,416 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35367

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