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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star,
and I live with my parents.
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister.
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She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room.
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And this...
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this is my show!
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[lively music]
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?
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- [panting]
- [squeals]
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- [laughs]
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[crash]
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[both grunt]
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[both laugh]
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- Yes. [chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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- Blimey, I don't know
what's worse,
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his crazy show
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or how empty me restaurant is.
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[voice echoes]
[wind howls]
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Well, that be enough of that.
- Stop!
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Oh, please don't change
my stories.
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They're all I live for.
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- [laughs]
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I'm getting a wedgie.
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- [chuckles]
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Eh, wedgie! [groans]
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- Maybe if I advertise
on this weird show,
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I can attract
more of these weirdos--
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I mean, customers.
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- One wedgie patty, please.
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- And their money.
[chuckles]
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- [growls]
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I see what
you're up to, Krabs,
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and I can flaunt my food
just as loud as you can.
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Make way, "Patrick Show,"
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your advertising overlord
is a-comin'.
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[cackles]
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Whoa! [grunts]
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Hey, wha--aah!
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- Shh.
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- Welcome to
"The Patrick Show."
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First up is a special message
from our man on the street.
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- Thanks, Patrick.
[groans]
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And that's why you don't stand
in the street.
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- Doody noted.
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And now, a word
from our new sponsor.
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[grunts]
- Thanks, Patrick.
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That's right, kids.
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You shouldn't stand
in the street.
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You should walk on the sidewalk
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right on over
to the Krusty Krab,
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where you love the patties
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and we love your money.
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And we also love
giving you patties
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as long as you give us money.
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- What is Mr. Krabs
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doing on stage?
- Huh, duh.
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He's sponsor-ating.
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- But Plankton already paid me
to sponsor the show.
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See?
- That's great.
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Three times the money.
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- It's two times,
and it's not great.
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It means we're double-booked.
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- Double-booked?
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What's wrong with you amateurs?
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- It's okay. Look!
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They're gonna peacefully
talk out
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all their differences
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like the good friends they are.
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- Each purchase
at the Krusty Krab
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comes with a receipt
that doubles as a napkin.
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- Hit the bricks, Krabs.
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I'm sponsorin' this show.
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- Pesky planktons.
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You won't find
any of that bacteria
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at the Krusty Krab.
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[exclaims]
- Or anything edible.
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Hello, I'm Plankton,
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proprietor of the Chum Bucket.
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There's nothing "krusty"
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about the smooth, slimy texture
of my chum.
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[muffled yelling]
- What's that?
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I can't understand you.
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But I do understand
what makes a delicious--
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- Bucket of chum.
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- Hey, I was here first,
you know?
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- You doing on my commercial?
- You think you know
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what you're doing.
- Maybe we should stop them?
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- I got this.
- Krabby Patties are pathetic.
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- Oh, yeah?
Try my knuckle sandwich.
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Whoa. Hey, I'm flying!
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- [laughs] Bye-bye.
[grunts]
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- This is my show
and you two can't--
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- Can both be sponsors.
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Just take turns.
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- Okay, then.
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"The Patrick Show,"
brought to you
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by the Krusty Krab.
- And the Chum Bucket, where--
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- You can toss your trash.
- Wait!
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It's time for "Captain Quasar."
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- Captain Quasar
in "The Pattyverse Paradox."
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- Pat-Tron, the radar
has detected a new planet.
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Look at those onion rings!
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Could this be
the tastiest planet ever?
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- It looks so juicy goosey.
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- Ohhh.
We must taste
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this majestic patty paradise.
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Hmm?
My sensors indicate
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that everything on this planet
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is a patty-based lifeform.
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[Pat-Tron trills]
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Wow.
Rocks made of kelp buns.
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A butter-lettuce-fly.
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A soda lagoon.
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- Sensors indicate
deliciousness.
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I have to take some samples.
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- Hmm. [groans]
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Pat-Tron! Are you quite done?
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- [trills, burps]
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[groans] So many samples.
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I'm overloaded
with deliciousness.
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- You're definitely full
of something.
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This shameless shilling
is nauseating.
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Time to prune
this patty paradise.
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[laughs]
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- Huh? Aah!
- Take that.
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- [yelling]
- And that. And that.
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- [groans]
- [chuckles]
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- Aah!
- Now watch
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this far superior
product placement.
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- Fresh off
his latest misadventure,
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Pat the Hapless searches
for a late-night snack.
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- Hark! On the horizon!
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Food!
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[yells]
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Me want service.
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- Just a moment, sir.
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Who ordered the Poison Patty
with extra pain?
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Aah. Hey.
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[growls, groans]
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- Lucky that was
fresh loincloth.
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[grunts] Give me service!
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- How's about I service you
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to an early grave?
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- So weak from hunger.
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I guess I'm doomed!
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[seahorse neighs]
Huh?
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- Yo,
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I am the powerful wizard
Plank-toth,
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and I hear you need
some delicious grub.
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- It's true, great wizard.
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Ooh. Me used to eating
dead things, but that stinks.
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- Dang it, boy,
you have to eat it.
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It'll give you super strength.
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[groaning]
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[grunts]
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Yah!
- [chuckles]
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- [yells]
- Aah!
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- [burps]
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Me am replenished.
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Chum gave me strength
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and scientifically-proven
nutrition.
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Thank you, Plank-toth.
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What am that up there?
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[both groaning]
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- There. Ha.
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And the Planet Patty
destroyed your dumb...[grunts]
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Chum show.
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Ha. Ha.
- Uh, should we stop them?
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- Well, they paid us
a lot of money for this spot.
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- I wonder if these ads
are even working.
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- Hey, come on!
- We want food!
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- I am so hungry!
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- Hello!
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We saw your commercial.
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We're hungry now.
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- Oh, come on.
- Give us something to eat.
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- I can't believe
that I'm saying this,
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but I want chum!
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- Now, on to our next segment,
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Fashion Tips for hagfish.
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- Wait!
- Huh?
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- I got more ideas for you.
- [grunting]
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- Listen, pink boy,
you could be
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the new Krusty Krab mascot.
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- No, no, no.
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- We should have you doing
synchronized chum swimming.
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- How 'bout I do
a dance number on your face?
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- I'll have you singin'
a different tune!
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[both growling]
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- Great idea.
[chuckles nervously]
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Let's slow things down
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with a nice musical number.
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- Super!
- [groans]
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- Here, sing this.
- What is it?
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- My jingle--
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I mean, it's an old folk tune
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Grammy used to sing to me.
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- ? When your string
has lost its strum ?
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? And you're just too glum
to pluck it ?
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? You need some fun
so get off your bum ?
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? And truck it
on over to the Chum Bucket ?
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- ? Chum Bucket
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[together] ? Truck it
on over to the Chum Bucket ?
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? Truck it
on over to the Chum Bucket ?
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? With every crumb you say
"yum" with your gullet ?
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? You've got a chum
at the Chum Bucket ?
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? So truck it
on over to the Chum Bucket ?
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? Chum bucket
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? Truck it on over to the--
[piano crashes]
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- Belay that noise, Mr. Patrick.
Key of C.
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Watch the changes
and, uh, try to keep up.
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- ? What do you do when you
need to fill your tummy? ?
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? You're so hungry
it ain't even funny ?
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? Well, friend, get ready
for news that's yummy ?
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- ? All you gotta do
is spend your money ?
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[together]
? At the Krusty Krab
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? Krusty Krab
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? Spend your money
at the Krusty Krab ?
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- [screams]
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- ? That's not the tune we need,
let's chuck it ?
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? Now, when I say "Chum,"
you say-- ?
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Bucket.
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[both yelling]
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- Aaah!
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- Should we intervene?
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- Who's a wolverine?
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both: Aah! Wait!
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[all grunting]
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- We just got kicked off
our own show.
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[yelling]
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- Hey, where they goin'?
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Heave! Heave! Heave!
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[chomping]
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- Aah.
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- All these hungry people
are giving me a good idea.
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Come on!
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- It's the
"Krusty Bucket Show."
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[cheering]
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- Hey, Plankton,
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what's the best part of eatin'
at the Chum Bucket?
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When you're done and you vomit.
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[laughs]
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- I'm Eugene Krabs.
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I don't wash my claws or flush.
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- [growls]
- [chuckles]
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Krabby Patties are made
with whale oil.
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[chuckles]
- [gasps]
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You leave
my daughter out of this.
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[both grunting]
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[doorbell rings]
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- Knock, knock.
Special delivery.
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- Hmm. Hmm?
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- [whispering indistinctly]
260
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:41,430
- It seems we have
our commercial's first sponsor.
261
00:10:41,561 --> 00:10:43,476
[humming]
262
00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:46,044
[banjo music]
- Are you hungry?
263
00:10:46,174 --> 00:10:49,003
Are all the real food shops
closed?
264
00:10:49,134 --> 00:10:53,573
Then drag yourself down
to Patrick's Jelly Rock Shack.
265
00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:57,359
We took a bunch of rocks
and put jelly on them.
266
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,187
[crunching]
[indistinct chatter]
267
00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:01,102
[teeth shatter]
268
00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,712
- Huh?
- We also do takeout.
269
00:11:02,843 --> 00:11:04,497
[grunts]
270
00:11:04,627 --> 00:11:07,891
We're conveniently located
just outside my house.
271
00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:11,852
- Well, I am kind of hungry.
- Aah!
272
00:11:11,982 --> 00:11:15,464
- Then come on down
to Patrick's Jelly Rock Shack.
273
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,292
Not responsible
for shattered teeth.
274
00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:19,251
[giggles]
275
00:11:21,079 --> 00:11:22,689
[jazzy music]
276
00:11:22,819 --> 00:11:24,430
- [chuckles] Ooh.
[fart noises]
277
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,432
Ah, oh, ooh.
278
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,826
[vocalizing]
279
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,351
[cheering]
280
00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:35,571
- I am offended.
281
00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:38,139
- Huh?
But Lady Upturn, wait!
282
00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,054
I can do a lot worse.
283
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,755
Huh?
284
00:11:45,886 --> 00:11:47,017
Wha! [grunts]
285
00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:51,413
- [gasps]
286
00:11:52,849 --> 00:11:53,937
Patrick!
287
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,983
I got you, Patrick!
[pants]
288
00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:57,593
- Hey, sis, what you doing?
289
00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,378
- Aah!
- [grunts]
290
00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:02,685
That was dynamite.
291
00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:05,210
[hums]
- Oh. [grunts]
292
00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,995
- [squeals, groans]
293
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,911
- Aw, they all left.
294
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,523
What a drag.
295
00:12:16,177 --> 00:12:17,309
Huh?
296
00:12:18,788 --> 00:12:20,747
Hmm.
297
00:12:20,877 --> 00:12:23,402
Hmm. What's this?
298
00:12:23,532 --> 00:12:25,882
Ooh! A letter.
299
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,449
- Who's it for?
300
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,755
[groans]
301
00:12:28,885 --> 00:12:31,888
- It says..."U."
302
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,543
- Oh! That means it's for you.
303
00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:37,503
- For me?
[paper shredding]
304
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,594
"Dear esteemed guest,
you and your family
305
00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:45,685
"are hereby invited
to King Neptune's ball.
306
00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:47,295
Tonight!"
307
00:12:47,426 --> 00:12:49,341
[both giggle]
308
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:51,473
both: We're going to a ball.
309
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,475
We're going to a ball.
310
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,998
- Aah!
311
00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:57,610
I am...[grunts]
312
00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:58,959
Wounded.
313
00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:01,179
- Okay, family,
314
00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:03,746
if we're goin'
to a fancy party,
315
00:13:03,877 --> 00:13:06,575
we're gonna need
some fancy duds.
316
00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:10,144
- Oh, are we going shopping?
- Yeah.
317
00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:13,800
Shopping through time,
-ime, -ime.
318
00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,845
[dial whirs]
319
00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:19,458
[accordion music]
Old Frenchies were fancy.
320
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,680
- [hums] Sacre bleu!
321
00:13:24,811 --> 00:13:26,726
[yells, grunts]
322
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,945
Don't look at ze king!
323
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,686
- [giggles]
324
00:13:30,817 --> 00:13:33,254
Now for the hairpiece
de resistance.
325
00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:35,909
Voila.
- Wow.
326
00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:38,390
You look
like a mobile noble, honey.
327
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,913
Now, my turn.
328
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,437
[dial whirs]
329
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:45,266
[chuckles]
330
00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:49,227
I've got Nile style.
[giggles]
331
00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:51,577
[dial whirs]
- [chuckles]
332
00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:55,189
Rock royalty.
333
00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,323
[dial whirs]
334
00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:01,891
- I'm a pre-teen queen.
335
00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:06,244
- I'm on a roll.
336
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,856
A kaiser roll.
337
00:14:09,986 --> 00:14:11,814
Ha! [giggles]
338
00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:15,427
- Now we're fancy Stars.
all: Yay!
339
00:14:15,557 --> 00:14:18,125
[elegant string music]
340
00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:19,082
[engine rumbles]
- Aah! What the--
341
00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:20,475
[brakes screech]
342
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,564
[all yell, grunt]
343
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,785
- I won't say it again,
344
00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:28,788
no invitation, no entry.
345
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,443
- But I was invited.
346
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:34,837
The invitation was stolen
from my person.
347
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,099
- Next.
- I'll have you know,
348
00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,972
I am very...
[screams]
349
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,930
- Right this way.
350
00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:43,542
- VIP treatment.
351
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:45,021
- Yeah! We're vips.
352
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,546
- Halt.
- [grunts]
353
00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:49,635
- No pets allowed.
354
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:54,422
- Oh, sorry.
- [growls]
355
00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:55,771
[sniffs]
- [whimpers]
356
00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:57,207
- [huffs]
357
00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:58,470
- [chuckles] Oh, you did not.
358
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,603
Oh, you did not. [chuckles]
- Yes, I did.
359
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,390
- All right, Stars,
this is a very classy event.
360
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:09,785
And remember,
act sophisticated.
361
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:11,744
- Food!
362
00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:14,660
- Every Star for himself!
363
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,401
- Whoo-hoo.
[both giggle]
364
00:15:17,489 --> 00:15:19,273
- Meh. Whoo-hoo!
365
00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:22,668
- Oh, whoa.
- [indistinct]
366
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,322
- Ahem.
367
00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:27,890
[tongs click]
368
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,893
[harp music]
369
00:15:31,024 --> 00:15:31,894
?
370
00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:33,156
[bell dings]
371
00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:34,723
[grunts]
372
00:15:34,854 --> 00:15:36,508
Ahem.
373
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:42,731
?
374
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,037
[gulps]
375
00:15:44,951 --> 00:15:46,344
[burps]
376
00:15:46,474 --> 00:15:50,217
- Goodness, I simply adore
your outfit.
377
00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:53,263
- Are you descended
from Egyptian royalty?
378
00:15:53,394 --> 00:15:55,570
- No. [laughs]
379
00:15:55,701 --> 00:15:58,356
- It's so lovely to meet
a real queen.
380
00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,096
[both chuckle]
381
00:16:04,057 --> 00:16:06,102
[dramatic music]
382
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,844
- Oh, my, aren't you
a hungry headdress?
383
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:10,759
both: Aah!
384
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,935
[indistinct chatter]
385
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,462
- Hot dang.
Quite the sound system.
386
00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:18,724
- Uh-huh.
387
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:22,336
- Speaking as one audiophile
to another,
388
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,946
you could really improve
the sound...
389
00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:24,947
- [groans]
- With just a couple
390
00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:26,732
of adjustments.
391
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,038
- Uh-huh. Look, kid, I'm busy.
392
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,302
- Yeah!
- Aah!
393
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,521
all: Whoa!
394
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,959
- Nice woofers.
395
00:16:38,961 --> 00:16:40,615
- Sorry.
396
00:16:40,746 --> 00:16:42,835
- If you balance it
more like this,
397
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:46,665
you can achieve a fuller sound
without as much vol--
398
00:16:46,795 --> 00:16:48,580
- I said I'm busy.
399
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:50,843
- How 'bout a request
from a listener?
400
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:52,322
[lounge music]
401
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:54,237
[both grunt]
- Hey, what'd you do
402
00:16:54,368 --> 00:16:55,935
to the stop button?
- [squeals, grunts]
403
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:57,632
- Whoa!
- Aah!
404
00:16:57,763 --> 00:16:59,373
- Come back here
with my turntables!
405
00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:01,114
Ugh!
406
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:06,293
- I do so love attending
parties I was invited to.
407
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:10,079
- [grunts] I was invited too.
408
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,126
Must find a way in. Hmm?
409
00:17:13,256 --> 00:17:15,650
- [sniffs]
- [grunts]
410
00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:18,784
They didn't let you in
either, hmm?
411
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,873
[gasps] That's it!
412
00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:24,833
I think I know how we can both
get into that party.
413
00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:29,055
And all it'll take
is a little bit of gold...
414
00:17:29,185 --> 00:17:31,144
paint, that is.
415
00:17:32,232 --> 00:17:34,713
- Aah! Ooh.
416
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,762
- I took down that creature
417
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,505
with naught but a bowie knife
and these two fins.
418
00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:47,073
- Well, I took down
that creature
419
00:17:47,203 --> 00:17:50,119
with a toothpick
and my dentures.
420
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,079
- As I recall,
you had a cannon.
421
00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:54,254
[cannonball thuds]
422
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,474
- Oh, my favorite.
423
00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:59,738
The sound
of old geezers wheezin'.
424
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:03,829
- Oh, how I've missed
the thrill of the hunt.
425
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,831
- What?
426
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:09,356
- How'd you like
to relive those glory days?
427
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,141
I can help with that.
428
00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:13,316
- Okay. Wonderful.
429
00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:15,580
- Let the hunt commence.
430
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:17,712
- Huh?
- [trumpets]
431
00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:22,412
[all groaning]
432
00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:24,153
- what are you waitin' for?
433
00:18:24,284 --> 00:18:26,765
Tally ho!
434
00:18:31,117 --> 00:18:34,555
- [vocalizing]
435
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,862
- Groovy.
436
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,865
- All right, handsome,
enough rock and roll.
437
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,694
We are going
to a piano recital.
438
00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:43,477
- [exclaims]
439
00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:47,220
[indistinct chatter]
440
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,352
- [grunts]
- Golly.
441
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:52,399
This place is packed.
442
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,532
Ooh, how 'bout there?
443
00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:56,621
- Great eye, honey.
444
00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:59,188
- Ooh!
- Now for dinner and a show.
445
00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:00,755
[chomping]
446
00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:04,280
[discordant note plays]
447
00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:07,457
- You'd better go get it.
448
00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:09,285
- [chuckles nervously]
449
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:12,898
[grunts] I got it!
450
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,116
Huh? Ow!
451
00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:16,902
[applause]
452
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,686
Aah!
453
00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:20,862
- Oh.
454
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:21,907
- [groans]
455
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,738
- [chuckles nervously]
- [grunting]
456
00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:31,394
- Oh, my.
- It's horrid.
457
00:19:31,525 --> 00:19:34,746
- Oh, no, no, no.
It's avant-garde.
458
00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:39,664
- Golden toilet delivery.
459
00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:41,535
- Right this way, please.
460
00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:47,019
How many gold toilets
does one king need?
461
00:19:47,149 --> 00:19:49,108
- [grunting]
462
00:19:49,674 --> 00:19:51,153
- Aah!
- Get back here!
463
00:19:51,284 --> 00:19:53,242
[all yelling]
464
00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:55,070
- Get back here!
465
00:19:55,201 --> 00:19:56,506
- Huh?
466
00:19:57,943 --> 00:20:01,076
- Apprehend
those starfish at once.
467
00:20:01,207 --> 00:20:04,384
They're not rich.
They're imposters.
468
00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,647
- Uh-oh pistachio.
469
00:20:06,778 --> 00:20:08,431
[toilet flushes]
Hey, hey.
470
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:10,129
Don't ruffle the ruffles.
471
00:20:10,259 --> 00:20:12,174
all: Huh?
472
00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:14,350
[trumpets blare]
473
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,657
- Mm.
474
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,705
Who's pooping on my potty?
475
00:20:20,835 --> 00:20:23,838
- Oh, your highness,
476
00:20:23,969 --> 00:20:26,580
these commoners
snuck into your ball,
477
00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:28,843
and I apprehended them.
478
00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:31,541
- Commoners?
[grimaces]
479
00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:34,936
- Uh, sorry,
Mr. King Neptune, sir.
480
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,811
I thought the invitation
as for you, I mean, me.
481
00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:42,335
I-I-I mean for you.
- [gasps]
482
00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,685
That's Patrick Star!
483
00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:47,470
Oh, man, I love your show.
484
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:50,648
The whoopie cushions, genius.
485
00:20:50,778 --> 00:20:53,172
Guards, unhand them at once.
486
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:57,045
DJ, play my jam!
487
00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:58,786
- You got it, boss.
488
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:01,789
Huh? Ha, ha.
- [giggles]
489
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,227
[indistinct chatter]
490
00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:08,927
- Let's take this party
to some place worse.
491
00:21:09,057 --> 00:21:10,319
[cheers]
492
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:12,234
- Okay!
493
00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:13,888
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
494
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,717
- [hums] Oh.
495
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,112
[cheering]
496
00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:25,508
- [chuckles] Ooh.
- [vocalizes]
497
00:21:26,422 --> 00:21:28,424
- [groaning]
498
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,600
[cheering]
499
00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:35,823
- I am your biggest fan!
[laughs]
500
00:21:35,954 --> 00:21:38,173
- What do you mean
I'm not on the list?
501
00:21:38,304 --> 00:21:40,262
I know Patrick Star.
502
00:21:40,393 --> 00:21:42,830
- Not on the list,
not gettin' in.
503
00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:44,963
- [barking]
- Wha--
504
00:21:45,093 --> 00:21:48,270
- Oh, Master Tinkle.
- [barks]
505
00:21:48,401 --> 00:21:49,576
- [grimaces]
506
00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:52,710
I am with the commode.
507
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,842
- Oh, of course.
508
00:21:54,973 --> 00:21:58,367
My apologies. Go right ahead.
509
00:21:58,498 --> 00:22:00,369
- Whoa! [chuckles]
510
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,937
Now, this is a ball.
511
00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:03,851
Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo.
512
00:22:03,901 --> 00:22:08,451
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