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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister.
She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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* *
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This is my show!
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* *
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[mysterious music]
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- Ah!
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Ah!
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That was amazing!
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I dreamed that I was
dreaming that I was having
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the greatest dream of my life.
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I want more!
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Sleep, sleep,
sleep, sleep, sleep!
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[duck quacking]
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It's not working.
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[scream]
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Got to get back to sleep!
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[grunting]
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* Go to sleep, little heady *
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[humming melody]
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Or not.
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Time for plan B!
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In case of not asleep,
break glass.
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Hooray!
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[cheering]
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Oof!
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One bump on the noggin
with this baby,
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and it's back to dreamland.
Oof!
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A little to the right.
Now left.
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A little higher.
Oh!
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You're getting warmer.
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Warmer.
Warmer.
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[screaming]
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Too warm!
Too warm!
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Hot foot!
Hot foot!
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Hot foot!
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Body, wait up!
Ah!
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Uh-oh.
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[fast-paced music]
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- [humming melody]
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Breakfast is ready!
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[upbeat music]
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* *
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Whoop!
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[chewing loudly]
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- There you are.
I just finished your makeup.
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Voil�!
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[appreciative murmuring]
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- I'm beautiful.
- You're also late.
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The show should have started
five minutes ago.
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- Squidina,
I can't do the show today.
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Not until I relive my dream!
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- You know, I had a dream once.
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- Moms can dream?
- Yes, Patrick.
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It was when
I was a little girl.
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- You were a little girl?
- Yes, Patrick.
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I dreamed about driving fast,
zipping around the track
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at the motor speedway.
I dreamed of winning races.
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I dreamed of becoming--
- A race car!
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- Actually, I--
- Don't say another word.
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I'm not going to let your
dream die the way mine did.
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My mother is going
to be a race car!
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[breathing heavily]
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- I dreamed of being
a race car driver,
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not a race car.
[audience groaning]
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- Oh, boy.
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* *
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- Go to Klopnod, 30 years ago.
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- Tee-hee-hee!
Woo!
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Hey!
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- Future Mom,
you're meant for better things.
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- Mom?
What are you--
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- I'm your son
from the future.
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- Uh-huh.
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Like you could even prove
such a thing.
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- Your favorite color
is purple.
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- Ooh.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- OK.
I'm convinced.
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- [laughs]
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[engine rumbling]
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- Cool!
I love race cars.
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How did you know?
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- You told me in the future.
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Here, let's put this on.
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Huh.
OK, there we go.
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- Wait.
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You mean I'm going
to drive that car?
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- Of course not.
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You're going to race that car.
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- Uh...
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- OK.
Ready?
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- Um, not exactly.
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- Set!
Go!
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[engine roaring]
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[panting]
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- Oh, boy.
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We got a lot of work to do.
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[energetic music]
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* *
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- [laughs]
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- Beep, beep!
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[giggling]
- We did it!
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You're a race car!
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- Bunny wins big race!
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- Well, I guess this means
my work here is done.
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- Are you sure this is
what I told you I wanted?
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- Absolutely.
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Well, enjoy living
your dream, Future Mom!
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That could not
have gone better.
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[scream]
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- Hey, are we doing
the show today, or what?
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- Oh, Squidina!
You have wheels!
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- So do you, dumb-dumb.
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- Ah!
When did this happen?
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- Why wouldn't we have wheels?
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Mom's a street sweeper,
remember?
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- A street sweeper?
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- Ever since that unfortunate
race car accident.
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- I'll be right back.
I got to go fix something.
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- Oh, I can't imagine
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a more fulfilling life
than this.
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- Klopnod, 30 years ago again.
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- Future Mom,
you're meant for better things.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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- Don't listen to me!
Listen to me.
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You do not want
to be a race car.
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OK.
Love you. Bye!
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- Uh.
Huh?
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- Don't ruin anything else.
Don't ruin anything else.
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Don't want
to affect the future.
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Oh.
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Eh.
It'll be fine.
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- Welcome back, legs!
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[screaming]
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- Another beautiful day,
huh, Patrick?
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- A little toasty for my taste.
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Let me try this again.
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Not right.
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Not right.
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Nope.
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Uh-uh.
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Awesome, but not right.
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Maybe?
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Maybe not.
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- Many attempts
to fix the past later...
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- [nervous mumbling]
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Huh?
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- [humming melody]
- [snoring]
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- Could it really be?
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Life is normal again!
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[growling and barking]
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- Oh.
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Sounds like my special
little boy is hungry.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Good.
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Because you're
just in time for dinner!
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- But it's breakfast time.
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- Eh?
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What's breakfast?
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[owl hooting]
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- [screaming]
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No silly glitches this time!
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Oh!
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What the--
Mom, when did the time closet
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become a regular closet?
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- What's a time closet?
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- No!
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I guess I'll just
have to reinvent
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the time closet from scratch.
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Beep!
Bloop, bloop.
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Bleep!
Kaboom.
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Ring, ring, ring.
Aw, man.
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It didn't work.
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- You didn't really think
taping a clock
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to a cardboard box
would allow you
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to traverse the circuits
of time, did you?
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- Kind of.
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- Inventing
a time travel device
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would require decades
of advanced education
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and scientific research.
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- Then I guess it's time
for another montage.
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[energetic orchestral music]
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* *
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- Oh!
Ow!
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- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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* *
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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[grunting]
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Hmm.
Uh-huh.
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* *
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Huh. Hmm.
Hmm.
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* *
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Mm-hmm.
[explosion]
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Mm-hmm.
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* *
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- Congratulations.
- Yeah!
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* *
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Finally back in business.
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* *
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You are not going in there!
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- Who are you?
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- I'm you as an older,
smarter sea star.
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I'm here to tell you
that going back in time
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could impact your future
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in horrible, unspeakable ways!
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- Oh!
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Guess I'll go
do something else, then!
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- Well, how about
some breakfast?
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- We just had breakfast
15 minutes ago.
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- Oh.
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Well, I suppose it can
wait until tomorrow.
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- Or we can use the time closet
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to go back 15 minutes.
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- Uh, great idea!
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After you.
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- [humming melody]
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Whoopty-doo.
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- Yay!
Breakfast!
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- Hmm.
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There's that
toasty feeling again.
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- [snoring]
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[both snoring]
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[together]
Happy anniversary,
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Mom and Dad!
- [barking]
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- Oh!
- Hey!
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- Aww.
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- We got you something
for your special day!
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Squidina and I got you
reservations to
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the Acropolis
All You Can Eat-atorium!
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Enjoy the finest cuisine
in ancient Greece,
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endless heaps of Caesar salad,
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and dinner with a show!
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- Oh, fancy!
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But whatever will I wear?
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- Leave that to me.
- Ooh!
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[grunts]
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- Whoa!
- Togas!
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- OK, best be on your way.
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With my parents
away for the day,
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we can invite our friends over.
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It's going to be awesome!
[laughing]
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- [laughs maniacally]
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00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:34,112
- Let's get ready
for our unchaperoned party!
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00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:36,315
- Party!
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00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:42,387
- Huh.
- - Gee whillikers.
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00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:47,058
Who knew ancient Greece
was so spacious?
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00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,027
- Oh.
- Oh!
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00:12:49,093 --> 00:12:54,366
"Tonight, the 1,000th Annual
Weird Alien Contest,
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00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:58,503
hosted by Dale Goppler."
- Hey!
258
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,340
- First prize
is dinner for two.
259
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,008
[gasps]
We could eat twice tonight!
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00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,844
I'm in.
261
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,013
- SpongeBob sits here.
Pearl sits here.
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00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,082
Elwood sits here.
263
00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:13,252
And Patrick and I make five.
264
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:17,088
The perfect number of guests
for our sneaky shindig.
265
00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:18,590
[doorbell ringing]
Huh?
266
00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:21,260
- I got it!
I got it!
267
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,262
SpongeBob!
268
00:13:23,295 --> 00:13:26,265
- I brought kelp chips!
Woo-hoo!
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00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:30,001
- Pearl!
- Who wants soda pop?
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00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:31,903
- Elwood!
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00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,572
- I didn't have time
to get anything, so...
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00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,039
[cash register]
273
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,508
I brought my dad's wallet.
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00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,380
Ugh.
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00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,382
- Ew!
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00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,585
Expired credit card?
Pfft.
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00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,086
- Here you go.
278
00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:51,823
Now let's get
this party sensibly started!
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00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,091
[crashing]
280
00:13:53,157 --> 00:13:55,394
- Huh?
Pat the Hapless?
281
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,562
I didn't know you were invited.
282
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,431
So, Pat, buddy.
283
00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:01,199
What did you bring
to the party?
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00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,303
[grunting]
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00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:07,372
- Everybody!
- Party!
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00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:10,074
[groaning]
287
00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:19,984
- I don't think we're remotely
weird enough to win, hon.
288
00:14:20,051 --> 00:14:22,220
- Oh, what a load of barnacles.
289
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:25,857
Ooh!
290
00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:29,561
- Ooh!
291
00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:33,097
- A two-headed toga monster!
Now that's weird.
292
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,602
- Aw!
You look just like our parents.
293
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,571
- Not weird enough, Bunny.
294
00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,640
Hmm.
Oh!
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00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,742
Follow me.
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00:14:48,146 --> 00:14:52,417
- Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the 1,000th
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Annual Weirdest Alien Contest!
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[applause]
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00:14:57,989 --> 00:14:59,791
The first round of our contest
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00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,794
is the Weirdest Smile
Competition.
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00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,697
So please welcome
our first contestant,
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00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:08,567
the Two-Headed Toga Twins!
303
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:12,537
[cheers and applause]
304
00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:14,373
- Um...
305
00:15:16,441 --> 00:15:18,410
- Hmm.
306
00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:20,111
- Oh, right.
307
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,380
Weird.
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00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:24,616
Mwah!
309
00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:27,386
[cheers and applause]
310
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:28,787
- All right!
311
00:15:28,853 --> 00:15:32,190
And now for our next
contestant, Gert Grinvlox!
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00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:33,858
- [giggling]
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00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,728
- [laughs]
You call that a smile?
314
00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:39,931
- [grunting]
315
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,436
[glass shattering]
316
00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:47,005
[people screaming]
317
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,741
- It seems we have
our first winner!
318
00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:53,277
[triumphant music]
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00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:54,979
- Don't worry, hon!
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00:15:55,046 --> 00:16:00,452
We'll just have to get weirder
in the next round.
321
00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,286
- Wow, this is great!
322
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,622
- [breathing heavily]
323
00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:05,757
- It's cool.
324
00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:08,059
- Uh!
More!
325
00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:09,093
Uh!
326
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,229
More!
327
00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:13,632
- My turn now!
328
00:16:13,698 --> 00:16:14,899
- Ooh?
329
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:18,603
- Oh.
Pucker up, Cave Pat!
330
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,905
[kissing]
331
00:16:20,972 --> 00:16:22,507
- Hey, Patrick.
332
00:16:22,574 --> 00:16:26,478
Don't you think this party is
getting a little out of hand?
333
00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:28,447
- Don't worry, sis.
334
00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:32,116
I'm sure we can clean up
before anyone gets home.
335
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:35,353
- I'm home!
What the what?
336
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,955
- Huh?
- What?
337
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,490
[together]
Oh, no!
338
00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:41,560
- You should be
ashamed of yourselves!
339
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,262
Throwing a party...
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00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:45,664
[both whimpering]
341
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,699
- Without GrandPat!
342
00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:52,303
Woo!
Cannonball!
343
00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,939
[screaming]
344
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,043
Now it's a party!
345
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,513
- Oh, yeah!
[air horns blaring]
346
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,615
[upbeat music]
347
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,850
- [screaming]
348
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:10,188
- And now the next round
of our contest, cooking!
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00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:11,890
Each of our contestants
will craft
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00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:15,059
a weirdly delicious dish
351
00:17:15,126 --> 00:17:17,028
using the same
common ingredient...
352
00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:19,498
a shrunken human!
353
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:23,234
- Where am I?
- Here's your human.
354
00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:26,838
- What?
[whimpering]
355
00:17:26,905 --> 00:17:28,507
- And a human for you.
356
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,709
- [nervous mumbling]
357
00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:33,512
- And here's your human.
- Oh!
358
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:34,813
- OK, chefs.
359
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,517
Your time begins now.
360
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,519
[roaring]
361
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:44,255
Oh!
I'm allergic to humans!
362
00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:46,390
- Me too!
363
00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,763
- How do you cook a human?
364
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,032
They don't even taste good!
365
00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:57,802
- Just get started, Bunny!
366
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,003
Get slicing.
367
00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:01,706
[tense music]
368
00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:03,407
- [yawning]
369
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,844
- Time's up, chefs!
[bell rings]
370
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,146
Let's see how you did.
371
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,715
Hmm?
- * La, la, la, la, la, la *
372
00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:12,717
[screaming]
373
00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:16,154
- Hmm.
374
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,155
[buzzer blares]
375
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,190
[audience groaning]
376
00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:21,793
- Aw.
- Well, better luck next time.
377
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,562
Huh?
378
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,296
You haven't done anything
with your human.
379
00:18:25,363 --> 00:18:26,931
- Tell me about it.
380
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:30,134
- [grunting]
381
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:36,641
- And voil�!
Stuffed human.
382
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,843
- Hmm.
383
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,945
- [belching]
- Oh!
384
00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:43,347
- Ah!
385
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,684
- Mm-mmm.
[buzzer blares]
386
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,587
[audience booing]
- Oh, that's too bad.
387
00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:49,821
[vocalizing]
388
00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:51,690
What happened
to our last contestant?
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00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:55,393
- [humming melody]
390
00:18:55,459 --> 00:19:00,632
I'm delicious!
Ooh, oh!
391
00:19:00,699 --> 00:19:02,366
- Hmm.
392
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,769
Mm-hmm.
[bright chime]
393
00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:07,171
[audience cheering]
394
00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:09,173
- This is a first,
ladies and gentlemen.
395
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,042
The human wins!
396
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,477
- Woo-hoo!
Ah!
397
00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:16,180
[cheers and applause]
398
00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:18,382
Yes, yes, yes!
399
00:19:19,651 --> 00:19:22,654
- Oh!
400
00:19:22,721 --> 00:19:24,723
- All righty.
401
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,626
Who's ready to get weird
402
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:30,895
with tonight's
final competition,
403
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,396
the Dance-Off!
404
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,733
[air horns blaring]
405
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,868
Let's welcome
our first contestant,
406
00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:42,040
all the way from
the Zorblek system, Regina!
407
00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:45,176
- [grunting]
408
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:48,079
- Oh my,
the judge seems impressed.
409
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,848
- [belches]
410
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:53,517
- [grunting]
411
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,186
- Yeow!
412
00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:57,188
[cheers and applause]
413
00:19:57,255 --> 00:20:02,360
- And finally, welcome our
last contestants, these things!
414
00:20:02,426 --> 00:20:04,328
[elegant orchestral music]
415
00:20:04,395 --> 00:20:06,330
[confused muttering]
416
00:20:06,397 --> 00:20:09,768
* *
417
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,269
- [belches]
418
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,205
* *
419
00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:16,140
[both scream]
420
00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:18,042
* *
421
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:19,678
[together]
Our togas!
422
00:20:19,744 --> 00:20:21,245
- [gasps]
423
00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:23,848
[concerned murmurs]
424
00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:25,549
[eerie music]
425
00:20:25,616 --> 00:20:28,653
- [screams]
- [retches]
426
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,289
- [retches]
427
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,424
- Ladies
and gentleglorps,
428
00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:36,194
never before
in the history of this contest
429
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:42,233
have I seen anything
so incredibly weird!
430
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,235
Just look at them!
431
00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:47,706
[cheers and applause]
432
00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:49,307
- Congratulations!
433
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,575
You're officially weirdos!
434
00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:53,144
- Oh!
435
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,446
- Oh, Cecil.
436
00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:58,750
This is
the perfect anniversary.
437
00:20:58,817 --> 00:21:00,451
- Yeah.
438
00:21:00,518 --> 00:21:02,253
It's a shame the kids
aren't here to see it.
439
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,289
- Wait.
There are more of you?
440
00:21:05,356 --> 00:21:07,291
- Let me in!
441
00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:09,861
[grunting]
442
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,633
Huh?
443
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,068
[screams]
444
00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:21,405
My precious posterior!
445
00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:26,544
- Please welcome your children!
446
00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:28,079
[cheers and applause]
447
00:21:28,146 --> 00:21:31,182
- Hey, kiddos!
- Who are all your friends?
448
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:36,755
- We kind of had a house party
while you guys were gone.
449
00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:38,556
Are you mad?
450
00:21:38,622 --> 00:21:40,591
- Not at all, son!
451
00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:42,126
Your mother and I
had the best time
452
00:21:42,193 --> 00:21:43,928
we've had in years.
453
00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:48,466
Plus, now we have
this great big juicy ham!
454
00:21:48,532 --> 00:21:51,102
[together]
Oh, boy, ham!
455
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,374
- Well, we're not digested yet!
456
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,409
Let's party!
457
00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:01,679
[all cheering]
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00:22:01,729 --> 00:22:06,279
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