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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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* *
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This is my show!
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* *
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[jaunty music]
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* *
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- Hey, kid!
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Tired of picking at your
belly button all day?
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- Not really.
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- Want to go somewhere
cool and delicious?
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- [exclaims]
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- Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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- Take a dip, dude,
at Frozen Falls!
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The only waterpark where
everything is ice cream.
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- [laughs]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- Chill out and chow down
in the Lazy Cream River!
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And carve the bowl
on our Banana Split Slide!
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And top it all off
with our tastiest ride...
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- [moans]
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[rumbling]
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[screams]
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- The Baked Alaska!
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It's got every flavor
known to man, man!
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And it's all for you, Patrick.
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- [moaning]
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- Patrick...Patrick...
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Patrick...
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Patrick...
- Patrick?
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Patrick?
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Patrick?
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Wake up, Patrick,
it's showtime!
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We've got a good crowd
today, so--
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huh, why is the floor wet?
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Oh, another ice cream dream.
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Gross!
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[panting, grunting]
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Maybe he'll stop drooling
after his breakfast patty.
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[squeaking]
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- [exclaims]
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[pants]
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[munching]
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- Thanks, Squidina!
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You'll never believe
the dream I had.
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There was ice cream!
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And a waffle cone raft!
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With sprinkles!
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And--and--and hot fudge!
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- Let's turn down the drooling
for today, shall we?
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- [gibbers]
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- [grunts]
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Okay, something is
definitely wrong here--
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which makes for great TV!
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And now, put your fins together
for the aquatic acrobatics
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of the Dancing Drooler!
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[cheers and applause]
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[whistle trilling]
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[all oohing]
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[gentle waltz music]
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* *
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[all ahh-ing]
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- Ooh, I got to go bathroom.
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[grunting]
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- Patrick, no!
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Don't open the door!
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- Well, what's going on here?
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[yelling]
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* *
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- [panting]
- Ooh.
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Only thing that would make
this relaxing bath better
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is a relaxing song.
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[discordant accordion music]
[yodeling out of tune]
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- [yelps]
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[whimpering]
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[yodeling and accordion
continue]
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[grunts]
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Oh, my.
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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Yowch!
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Tinkle!
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Now is not the time to play
Butt Biting Toilet Shark!
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- Is this the episode where
Patrick can't stop drooling?
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Eh, seen it!
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Old Tidal Wave Mouth ain't
gonna flood my room this time!
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- Here you go!
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- Oh, thank you, Patrick.
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[yelps]
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[groans]
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- Anyone else
feel wetter than usual?
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- Uh, Patrick?
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Your raging mouth water
washed us out of our house!
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- Oh! I see!
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So I'm the only sea star
who's ever slobbered slightly!
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- Son, I'm afraid
excessive moisture
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just runs in the family.
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Here, try this.
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- Stand back!
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He's gonna blow!
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- Perch Perkins here, live
at the site of a flooded house.
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And with me today is a special
guest, my great-grandmother.
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Say hi!
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- Hello.
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It's my birthday.
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[noisemaker bleats]
- 112! Ha-ha!
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I swear that woman
will live forever.
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* *
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- See, my drooling
is totally under control.
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- Of course you are, sweetie.
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Now hold still while Mummy
tapes your mouth shut.
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- [whimpering]
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- Well, if we can't stop him,
at least we can use him.
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Ha-ha!
Take that, Gladys!
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You nosy gnat.
- Huh?
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[yelps]
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- [laughing]
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[yells]
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- Ooh?
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[all murmuring]
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[crunch]
- Uh-oh.
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[wailing]
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My butt!
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* *
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- Okay, I think Patrick
officially needs a doctor.
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- Or a plumber.
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[jaunty music playing]
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- [coughing]
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- Is your sink sick?
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Is your commode
feeling queasy?
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Then let me, Dr. Plumber,
diagnose your drain.
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- Oh, it's Dr. Plumber!
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He was Tinkle's pediatrician.
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- I bet he can fix
Patrick's leak.
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We just have to find his van.
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[townspeople groaning]
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- Hi!
- Beautiful day!
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- Have fun!
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[giggling]
- Greetings!
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- Join the party!
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- Want some birthday cake?
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[all screaming]
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- Huh?
- Oh!
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[both murmuring nervously]
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[dramatic music]
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[both scream]
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both:
My butt!
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[surf rock music]
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[all yell]
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all:
It's Tinkle!
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- And he's hungry for heinies!
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- Hey, Dad!
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Make Patrick go faster!
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- I'm giving him all I've got!
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- Drool harder, Patrick!
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Please!
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* *
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- I've got it!
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Take a left!
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[munching]
[yelps]
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- Oh, no!
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Isn't there's someone who could
control this crazed toilet?
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[horn honks "Dixie"]
all: Huh?
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- Did someone say, someone?
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all:
Dr. Plumber!
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- [snarls]
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[all yell]
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- Hmm.
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[gurgling]
Hmm.
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This toilet's got heinies
on the brain!
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[all gasp]
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[brain farting]
[chuckles]
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- [panting]
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- Oh, now who's a tidy boy?
- [barks]
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- That's right.
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Enjoy the urinal cake,
my little Tinkle.
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Bye.
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- Please, Mr. Dr. Plumber,
can you fix my brother next?
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- Huh, what seems to be
the trouble, son?
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I see.
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It's a good thing you made it
to my van when you did.
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Now, let's see here.
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I'm going in.
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[grunts]
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[sawing, drill whirring]
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[hammer pounding]
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There.
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I fixed the clog.
- Yay!
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- Wait!
Patrick wasn't clogged!
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You made his drooling worse?
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- Uh...
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[chuckles]
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My job here is done,
little girl.
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[grunts]
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Have a urinal cake!
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- [growling]
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What are we gonna do now?
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Patrick is stuck like this!
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Huh?
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- Hey!
- Whoa-ho!
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- If we can't stop him,
at least we can use him!
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[laughter, cheering]
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[surf rock music]
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- Aha!
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[birds chirping]
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[alarm ringing]
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[all grunting]
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- "The Patrick Show"
presents...
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[siren wailing]
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[all shouting]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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[whimpering]
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Huh?
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Oh!
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I lost my baby tongue!
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I'm cured!
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Who-hoo!
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[humming]
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I love a happy ending!
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[all screaming]
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[jaunty music]
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- SPF 900?
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That's pretty good.
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I did not know
they made it that strong.
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Huh?
And we're back.
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I'd like to thank
my guest, Nosferatu,
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for stopping by.
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Catch his one-vampire show,
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"I Didn't Order the Stake!"
[woman screams]
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Now at the
Bikini Bottom Playhouse.
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No flash photography
or garlic allowed, right?
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- [snarling]
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[cheers and applause]
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[engine revving]
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[cheers and applause]
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Zip it!
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[buzzer blares]
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[chuckles] Up next, we've got
some weird alien animals
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from the Rings of Saturn Zoo.
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Please welcome
zookeeper Space Rube!
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[laughs]
Applaud!
251
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[cheers and applause]
252
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Mm...hmm.
253
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Ooh? Whoa!
254
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You look just like me!
255
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- Well golly, then I must be
one handsome devil!
256
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[both laugh]
257
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[donkey braying]
258
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- What do you have
for us today?
259
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- Well, I brought you
some amazing alien animals
260
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from all over the universe!
261
00:12:49,961 --> 00:12:51,963
[creatures snarling]
- Bad!
262
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:54,265
Bad! Back!
263
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,035
- First up
is this little fella!
264
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[crowd awwing]
265
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It's a fluff from Planet X!
266
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- [grunting, laughing]
267
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- This little cutie's been
feeding off my vital fluids
268
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ever since I found him.
269
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And now he's feeding off yours!
270
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[squelching]
271
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- [groaning]
272
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- Up next,
I've got a boggy ecto.
273
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- Here you go.
274
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[all oohing]
275
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Ooh!
276
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- [screeches]
277
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[all oh-ing]
278
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- It was time for the
little darlin's lunch.
279
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Ha!
280
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- Good boy!
281
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[jaunty music]
282
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- And I'm back!
283
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What's next?
284
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[crowd aww-ing]
285
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- Thank you.
286
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[all gasp]
287
00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,704
- What was that?
288
00:14:05,771 --> 00:14:07,739
- That was my lunch.
289
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- Amazing!
290
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[cheers and applause]
291
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Can I eat one?
[creature screeches]
292
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- Just hold still
while I do your makeup!
293
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- Oh, my goodness!
294
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That big boy is an
enigma shapeshifter.
295
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It's the most dangerous
creature in the universe.
296
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[creature screeching]
- [grunting]
297
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[door yells]
298
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- [whistling]
299
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Hello.
300
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[whistling]
301
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,070
- And now it's loose
in your house!
302
00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,573
- How do you catch
one of those things?
303
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- I have no idea.
304
00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:45,043
It came with the pet carrier.
305
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:49,548
I guess you'd have to be some
kind of--alien space hunter!
306
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- Space what now?
307
00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:51,883
- [giggling]
308
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[dramatic music]
309
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Co-starring Squidina Star
as Patrick's attorney.
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- [humming]
311
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- [snarling]
312
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- [humming]
313
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,681
Huh? That's weird.
314
00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:26,117
Now why would I see
two toasters?
315
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Silly me!
316
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It's because I have two eyes!
317
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[humming]
318
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Huh?
319
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The toast just
popped up perfectly.
320
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It's never done that before.
321
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:41,633
It always fights me!
322
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Ahh!
323
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:47,706
The toaster is
working perfectly!
324
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- Toaster! You're toast.
325
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- Whoa!
326
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- [shrieking]
327
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- [yelps]
328
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- [screeches]
329
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- Eat hot laser beam!
330
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,628
- Huh? Whoa! Oh!
331
00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:13,632
- Hoo-ha, hoo-ha, hoo-ha!
- [panting]
332
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This should cover your damages.
333
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- Ooh!
334
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,937
50 free hugs!
335
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Okay.
336
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,075
Let's try that again.
337
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[upbeat jazz music]
338
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Ooh.
339
00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:28,379
Ah!
340
00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:32,618
Ahh. Much better.
341
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[dramatic music]
342
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* *
343
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- Mm-hmm.
344
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Hmm. Mm-hmm.
345
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- [whistling]
346
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- Ahem.
347
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This should cover the damages.
348
00:16:47,498 --> 00:16:48,634
- Wahoo!
349
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- Welcome back to
"The Space Rube Show."
350
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We're here with Cecil Star.
351
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So what planet are you from?
352
00:16:56,507 --> 00:16:59,645
- I think I'm from
Planet Ka-Ching--
353
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'cause I just got this check!
354
00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:04,549
all:
Amazing!
355
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,752
- [snoring]
356
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:07,719
[whistling]
357
00:17:07,786 --> 00:17:08,754
[grunts]
358
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,557
- Wake up, old timer!
359
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:15,961
Seen a shapeshifting alien
around these parts?
360
00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:17,929
- [screeching]
361
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,464
- All right, all right!
362
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:22,033
You don't have to get
all huffy with me.
363
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,234
Hmph.
364
00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:27,673
- Thanks for covering
for me, Shape Shifty!
365
00:17:29,474 --> 00:17:33,344
I didn't feel like dealing
with my annoying family today.
366
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,716
- [shrieking]
367
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:41,386
- [shrieking]
368
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:42,688
Hmph!
369
00:17:42,754 --> 00:17:43,822
Ha!
370
00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:46,491
- [jabbering, whimpering]
371
00:17:46,557 --> 00:17:48,960
- This should
cover your damages.
372
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,929
- Huh? Ooh.
373
00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:52,698
30 foot rubs?
374
00:17:52,731 --> 00:17:54,700
Whoo-hoo!
375
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,134
Ow! Ow!
376
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,568
[heart beating]
377
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,037
- Shifty?
378
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:01,973
Nope.
379
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,174
Shifty?
380
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Nope.
381
00:18:06,812 --> 00:18:07,813
Couch!
382
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,715
Are you the shapeshifter?
383
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,784
Huh.
384
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,753
Nope.
385
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:15,887
Painting!
386
00:18:15,954 --> 00:18:18,757
Are you the shapeshifter?
387
00:18:18,824 --> 00:18:19,891
[Bunny humming]
388
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,259
Nope.
389
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:24,129
Huh, huh...
[yells]
390
00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,230
Ha!
391
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:28,133
I see you now, shapeshifter!
392
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,235
Huh?
393
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,871
But which chair are you?
394
00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:34,472
[grunts]
[neck cracks]
395
00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:38,810
Looks like I'm gonna have
to break up this dinette set.
396
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:44,515
* *
397
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,751
Huh?
398
00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:54,525
Hmm.
399
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,763
Pull up a chair?
400
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,165
Don't mind if I do!
401
00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:01,933
You must be this one!
402
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:06,537
So you won't talk, eh, stoolie?
403
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,578
Hmm.
404
00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:15,781
Why don't you take a powder?
405
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,790
[groaning]
406
00:19:24,856 --> 00:19:28,526
You'll not beat me!
407
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,629
Gah!
408
00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:35,801
I'm gonna rocker your world!
409
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,168
[sobs]
410
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:38,603
Hmm?
411
00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:41,706
Heh-heh, got you now.
412
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,309
Hold onto your seat,
shape shifty!
413
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,812
'Cause here I come!
414
00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:53,551
* *
415
00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:55,653
[chuckles]
Uh-oh.
416
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,990
[yelling]
417
00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:00,926
Owie, owie, owie!
418
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,894
Yow!
419
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:04,695
Mission accomplished.
420
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:09,935
- This should cover
the latest damages.
421
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,436
- Huh?
422
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,737
- Patrick!
423
00:20:12,804 --> 00:20:14,906
You're lying on
the shapeshifter!
424
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,546
- [yelps]
Don't eat me!
425
00:20:21,612 --> 00:20:23,849
I'm too dumb to die!
426
00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:26,251
- [snarling]
- Hey, shapeshifter!
427
00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:28,686
Anybody can turn into a table,
428
00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:31,289
but I bet you can't be a boat.
429
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,324
- Oh, yeah?
430
00:20:35,093 --> 00:20:36,727
- It was too easy.
431
00:20:38,629 --> 00:20:40,598
How about a bulldog?
432
00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:44,802
- [snarls, barks]
433
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:49,540
- Not bad, but now it's time
for the lightning round.
434
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,209
Parking meter.
435
00:20:51,276 --> 00:20:52,510
Tea set.
436
00:20:52,577 --> 00:20:54,379
Rubber ducky.
437
00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:55,380
Water cooler.
438
00:20:55,446 --> 00:20:57,448
[lively music]
439
00:20:57,515 --> 00:21:01,652
Bet you can't change
into an ice cream cone.
440
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:03,889
- Ooh!
441
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:20,371
Mmm, shapeshifter flavor.
442
00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:22,007
- This check's for me.
443
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:26,377
- [laughs]
- Wah!
444
00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:27,778
- Oh, my goodness!
445
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,948
I'd like to thank
tonight's guests--
446
00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:35,520
Cecil Star, Lazy Mary,
Old Lady Baby Prunes,
447
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:39,490
and my special guest,
Patrick Star!
448
00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:41,259
- Thanks, Ruby!
449
00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:43,761
- And remember, always stay...
450
00:21:43,828 --> 00:21:46,932
[grunting, groaning]
451
00:21:46,998 --> 00:21:49,267
Amazing!
452
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:51,102
[all grunting, groaning]
453
00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:54,072
[all snarling]
454
00:21:57,675 --> 00:22:01,646
- Well, if you can't
beat 'em, join 'em.
455
00:22:01,712 --> 00:22:04,015
[growls, snarls]
456
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,586
[upbeat music]
457
00:22:08,653 --> 00:22:15,760
* *
458
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