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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star,
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and I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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This is my mom.
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[giggling]
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This is my sister.
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She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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[cheering]
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This is my show!
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[upbeat music]
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[tranquil music]
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[birds twittering]
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- Well, hi, everybody.
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This is your old pal Rube
here.
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And boy, have I got
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a tale to tell you.
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Ahem.
- [yawns]
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- It's morning at
the Star family home,
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and everyone is still
tucked snugly in their beds.
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[chomp, pop]
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That is, everyone except
Ouchie the sea urchin
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and Pinkeye, the sea bunny.
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In the wild, these two
are natural enemies.
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But today is different.
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Today, they're going
to visit their best friend,
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Tinkle, the upstairs toilet.
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- Hooray!
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- And when those three
get together, heh,
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they have nothing but fun.
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- Whee!
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both: Ta-da!
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[laughter]
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- [shouts]
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What?
[slurping]
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[groans] Ah, bluefish!
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I'll have to use
the downstairs bathroom.
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Oh, I got to go.
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I got to go. Ooh!
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Wah!
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[grunting, groaning]
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[clank]
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Aah!
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[shattering]
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I broke the toilet again!
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[sprinkler rattling]
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[upbeat music]
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- Hello, Mr. Plumber!
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The broken toilet is inside.
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- We're taking GrandPat
to the restroom at the mall.
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- Hey!
- Hurry, son.
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My back teeth are floating!
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- [chuckles] OK.
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[engine starts]
[clanking]
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- Hmm.
- Mr. Plumber doesn't know
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that the downstairs toilet
is the broken one.
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He only hears the sounds
of a toilet flushing
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coming from upstairs.
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[laughter]
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[suspenseful music]
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[laughter]
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- Aah!
[door creaks]
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[dramatic music]
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[whimpering]
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- [growling]
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- This toilet
isn't just broken.
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It's dangerous.
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- Uh-oh, Mr. Plumber thought
Tinkle was the broken toilet.
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He replaced him
with a regular toilet
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and took Tinkle away.
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[crash]
Are you with me?
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- Toilet's all fixed!
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I'll send you the bill!
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- You're an inspiration!
- I love you!
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- Thanks, Mr. Plumber!
[interposing voices]
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- [whimpering]
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- Ah.
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[quirky music]
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- D'oh!
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- Patrick, dear,
go upstairs and feed Tinkle.
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It's past his lunchtime.
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- [laughing excitedly]
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[screaming]
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Everybody, come upstairs now!
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- What's the hubbub?
- Oh, no, what's wrong?
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- Patrick, what is it?
[gasping]
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[mournful music]
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- [whimpers] He won't eat.
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He won't bark.
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He won't bite.
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Did he turn blue?
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Tinkle is d--d--
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- Dainty?
- Delightful?
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- Decalcified?
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- Dead!
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[all gasp]
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[bell tolls]
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- [whimpering]
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[wailing]
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- Oh, no.
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I wish I could tell them that
Tinkle isn't really dead,
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but I'm just the narrator.
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I'm not supposed
to get involved.
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Anyway, next scene!
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[thump]
[crows calling]
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- [yelping]
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[growls]
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[yelling]
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[clunk]
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- Tinkle, Ouchie,
and Pinkeye
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had never heard
of a junkyard.
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But they knew they needed
to get out of there, pronto.
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[splat]
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- [moans]
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- [growling]
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[screaming]
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- Yikes!
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That old junkyard worm
didn't like
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to be disturbed
when he was napping.
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- [roaring]
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- And he meant to teach
Tinkle and his noisy friends
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a lesson.
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[screaming]
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- [roaring]
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[dramatic music]
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[all screaming]
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[roaring]
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* *
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- [giggles]
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[grunts, groans]
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[roaring]
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- [barks]
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- They're giving that
old junkyard worm a swirly.
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- [growls]
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Brrr. Huh?
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[wailing]
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- That is one wimpy worm.
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- [yelping]
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- To find their way home,
Tinkle would follow the sun.
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The uncredible journey
had begun.
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[upbeat music]
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- [gasping]
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- [whistling]
[laughter]
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- Huh?
- Oh!
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[triumphant music]
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- That junkyard rumble
led to some rumblings
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in their tumblings.
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[slurping]
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[cheering]
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- Shoo!
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No toilets or vermin allowed!
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This is a food store!
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[whimpering]
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- Looks like our friends
have come up with a plan
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to rustle up some vittles.
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[jolly music]
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[clattering]
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- [moans]
- Hmm.
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- [blathering]
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[gasping]
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[grunting]
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[clattering]
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- That will be 12 bucks even,
sir.
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- Huh?
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[groaning]
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- Aah! Halt!
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Thief!
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Stop that man
in the trench coat!
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- Hmm.
[grunting]
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- Oh?
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- [grunts]
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- Pshew, they made it.
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And now, suppertime.
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So they ate a hearty meal
and rested for a spell.
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[all burp]
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Our trio soon realized
if they stayed in disguise,
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no one would know
they were really
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just two animals and a toilet.
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- Help!
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There's a baby
in that building!
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[sirens wailing]
- [giggling]
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- Huh?
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[tires screech, crash]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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Huh?
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- [giggles]
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[speaking gibberish]
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[crowd cheering]
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- Oh-ho!
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- Perch Perkins here.
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Tell us, how do you feel about
that man's incredible rescue?
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- I never got a chance
to thank him
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or tell him this isn't my baby.
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- [babbles]
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[seahorse whinnies]
[exotic music]
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* *
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- Our heroes were so exhausted
from saving babies
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that they lost their sense
of direction.
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It was then they started
to think
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they might never find
their way home.
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[all sobbing]
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[dramatic music]
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Hiya, fellas.
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I know I'm not supposed
to get involved,
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but I can't take it anymore.
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You're all just too tired
to see it.
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But your house
is right next door.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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[laughter]
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- [screaming]
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- So three devoted friends
came marching back together.
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They were finally home,
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but they weren't quite
prepared
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for what they found
when they got there.
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[mournful music]
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[all whimpering]
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Tinkle could not believe
what he was seeing.
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It was a funeral for him!
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- If you sprinkle
when you tinkle,
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be a sweetie, wipe the seatie.
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all: * All clean *
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- [whimpering]
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- Nearly beloved...
- [wailing]
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- Here we sit, brokenhearted,
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to pay our respects
to the dearly departed.
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Tinkle was a cherished member
of our family.
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He loved to frolic and play.
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- You know you're talking
about a toilet?
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[all shushing]
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- If you have some memories
about Tinkle
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you want to share,
please come up.
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- Tinkle's seat was never cold.
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- He never got clogged!
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- And he never splashed back.
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[sobbing] Oh, you were perfect!
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[whimpers]
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- When my dad was laid up
in the hospital,
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Tinkle paid our bills
for months.
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He was the best toilet
who ever flushed!
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[sobbing]
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- It's still a toilet!
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- Shh!
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[mourners sobbing]
[bell tolls]
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[mournful music]
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* *
250
00:09:57,956 --> 00:10:00,892
[flushing]
251
00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:06,031
* *
252
00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:08,066
- Oh!
253
00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,167
- [wailing]
254
00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:10,802
- There.
255
00:10:10,869 --> 00:10:12,638
- [blows]
256
00:10:12,704 --> 00:10:15,173
[wailing]
257
00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:18,877
* *
258
00:10:18,944 --> 00:10:20,212
- Huh?
259
00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,847
Tinkle?
260
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,915
[upbeat music]
261
00:10:23,982 --> 00:10:25,217
* *
262
00:10:25,284 --> 00:10:26,518
- [chuckles]
263
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,053
- Tinkle!
264
00:10:28,119 --> 00:10:30,722
I knew that old toilet
wasn't you.
265
00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:33,158
I just knew it!
266
00:10:33,225 --> 00:10:36,662
- Tinkle? My little commode!
267
00:10:36,728 --> 00:10:38,997
Oh!
- Tinkle?
268
00:10:39,064 --> 00:10:40,832
What are you doing here?
269
00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:42,934
You get back in your grave
right now!
270
00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:45,804
- [barking]
- [laughing]
271
00:10:45,871 --> 00:10:47,373
- Attention, mourners.
272
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,741
It seems that Tinkle
is alive and well.
273
00:10:49,808 --> 00:10:52,043
So this funeral
is officially canceled.
274
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,245
[flush]
- Aw.
275
00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:54,646
- Aw, man!
276
00:10:54,713 --> 00:10:56,282
[grumbling]
277
00:10:56,348 --> 00:10:59,184
- [laughs] And so we come
to the end
278
00:10:59,251 --> 00:11:02,120
of our uncredible journey.
279
00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:03,789
I hope y'all had fun today.
280
00:11:03,855 --> 00:11:05,857
I sure as heck did.
281
00:11:05,924 --> 00:11:10,095
And this funeral pie
is amazing!
282
00:11:10,161 --> 00:11:13,799
My favorite, straw-burial.
283
00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:14,966
Ow!
284
00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:17,035
Ow! Hey, stop it.
285
00:11:17,102 --> 00:11:19,305
That's my pie!
286
00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:22,941
[chipper music]
287
00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:24,343
[cheering]
288
00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:27,479
- And now,
for today's final act,
289
00:11:27,546 --> 00:11:29,014
Patrick will attempt
290
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:32,318
to escape from a straitjacket--
291
00:11:32,351 --> 00:11:34,453
[flushing]
- [inhales deeply]
292
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,324
- In a glass tank
filled with air!
293
00:11:38,357 --> 00:11:40,492
[concerned murmuring]
294
00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:42,127
[suspenseful music]
295
00:11:42,193 --> 00:11:44,463
- [shrill groaning]
296
00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:47,533
- And if I may
direct your attention
297
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,801
to the bricks above the tank
298
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:54,473
and the cannon aimed straight
at Patrick's head.
299
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:57,743
The bricks will drop
and the cannon will fire
300
00:11:57,809 --> 00:11:59,445
in 10 seconds!
301
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,414
Will my brother escape,
or won't he?
302
00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:03,782
[clock ticking]
303
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,150
Uh.
304
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,386
[panting]
305
00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:09,355
[whimpers]
306
00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:11,557
- [grunting]
307
00:12:11,623 --> 00:12:12,724
[buzzer blares]
308
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,827
Aah!
[shattering]
309
00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:18,464
[cannon blasts]
310
00:12:21,232 --> 00:12:23,034
[all gasping]
[horn honks "La Cucaracha"]
311
00:12:23,101 --> 00:12:24,202
all: Huh?
312
00:12:24,269 --> 00:12:27,105
[triumphant music]
313
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:32,077
* *
314
00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:33,044
[crash]
315
00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:34,179
Ta-da!
316
00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:36,548
[cheering]
317
00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:40,018
I'm un-destruct-anatable.
318
00:12:41,653 --> 00:12:42,754
[grunts] Oh!
319
00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:44,155
Oof!
320
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,191
[creaking, clattering]
321
00:12:46,257 --> 00:12:49,127
[crashing]
322
00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:51,129
[shattering]
323
00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:53,098
[dismayed murmuring]
324
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,936
- Such delightful destruction.
325
00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:01,940
[crowd murmuring]
326
00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:05,411
- Now, don't you worry
about anything, big brother.
327
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:08,980
While you're healing,
I've booked a guest host.
328
00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:12,217
- Oh, is the guest host
ice cream?
329
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:13,985
I love ice cream.
330
00:13:14,052 --> 00:13:15,454
Ahh.
331
00:13:15,521 --> 00:13:17,122
[slurping]
332
00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:18,289
- It's not.
333
00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,426
But, uh, she's twice as sweet.
[laughs]
334
00:13:20,492 --> 00:13:23,729
Please welcome
today's guest host,
335
00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:27,332
our mother, Bunny Star!
336
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,200
[confused murmuring]
337
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,236
- What? Boo!
338
00:13:31,302 --> 00:13:32,804
We want ice cream!
339
00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:35,441
- Put your hands together
for Bunny
340
00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:38,644
and her dancing dust bunnies!
341
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,311
[fanfare music]
342
00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:41,580
- Hup.
343
00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:43,449
Yah-ha!
344
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:45,250
[dust bunnies blathering]
345
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:48,253
[lively music]
346
00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:53,324
* *
347
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,627
- [singing "Largo al Factotum"]
348
00:13:55,694 --> 00:13:56,995
* *
349
00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,497
- Hey, show-off!
350
00:13:58,564 --> 00:14:00,899
That is not what we rehearsed.
351
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,200
Hmph!
[vacuum whirs]
352
00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,803
- [screams]
353
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,605
[dust bunnies scream]
354
00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:08,173
- [barking]
355
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:09,174
[crash]
356
00:14:11,242 --> 00:14:13,812
[chomping]
357
00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:16,648
[crowd booing]
358
00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:18,750
- I don't know why
they're booing.
359
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,319
I love toilet humor.
[flushing]
360
00:14:21,386 --> 00:14:24,055
- No! Mom is bombing.
361
00:14:24,122 --> 00:14:25,557
Bombing!
362
00:14:25,624 --> 00:14:27,392
I need a new guest host.
363
00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:28,760
[groans]
364
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:31,497
- Well, if you're looking
for a star, I can--
365
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:32,631
- Yes! Yes!
366
00:14:32,698 --> 00:14:35,000
That's it! A star!
367
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:37,002
Please welcome
The Patrick Show's
368
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:40,506
new guest host, Cecil Star!
369
00:14:40,572 --> 00:14:43,241
- [grunting]
370
00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:44,776
[whistle blows]
371
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:50,516
- And now it's time
for "Fishing with Dad"!
372
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:51,883
[audience groaning]
373
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,752
- Oh.
- Brother.
374
00:14:53,819 --> 00:14:56,688
- Fishing used to be hard,
375
00:14:56,755 --> 00:14:59,357
but now it's stupid easy
376
00:14:59,424 --> 00:15:03,895
with the Cecil 6000
modern fishing rod.
377
00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:06,965
It's got hi-fi, toaster oven,
378
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,535
computer, soda fountain,
379
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:13,171
laser lights,
and hologram bait.
380
00:15:13,238 --> 00:15:16,842
It's got all the bells
and whistles, uh,
381
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:19,545
except for actual
bells and whistles.
382
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,047
- [grunting]
383
00:15:22,113 --> 00:15:24,916
You call yourself a fisherman,
384
00:15:24,983 --> 00:15:27,018
with all your modern doodads
385
00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:29,187
and geegaws and knickknacks?
386
00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:33,024
Back in my day,
all you needed was this!
387
00:15:33,091 --> 00:15:34,626
[triumphant music]
388
00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:37,095
Gah!
- [chuckles]
389
00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:39,598
And what'd you use
for bait, old-timer?
390
00:15:39,665 --> 00:15:41,132
A rock?
391
00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:42,467
- Bait!
392
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:46,972
Only fancy, freshwater
fishermen use "bait."
393
00:15:47,038 --> 00:15:50,341
All we needed was a rusty hook.
394
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,577
- [growls]
395
00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:55,480
- So what are you,
freshwater or brine?
396
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:59,585
- I'm just as briny
as your heinie.
397
00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:01,319
Let's fish.
398
00:16:01,386 --> 00:16:03,589
[grumbling]
399
00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:04,690
[grunts]
400
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,758
[reel clicking]
401
00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:08,860
[grunting]
402
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,262
- [ghostly wailing]
403
00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,632
- No need for catch
and release.
404
00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:16,602
I "specter" to get away.
405
00:16:16,635 --> 00:16:18,704
- [ghostly wailing]
406
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:19,838
- Ah!
407
00:16:19,905 --> 00:16:21,673
[reel clicking]
408
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,141
[tink]
Oh, oh!
409
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,843
[crash]
- [roaring]
410
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,612
[crash]
411
00:16:27,979 --> 00:16:31,149
- The "Tyranno-saw-us"
and took off!
412
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,184
[chuckles]
[rim shot]
413
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:36,321
- Dad jokes and granddad jokes?
414
00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:37,222
Ugh!
415
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:41,059
- Three, two, one, go!
416
00:16:43,094 --> 00:16:45,430
- [laughing]
417
00:16:45,496 --> 00:16:46,632
- [giggles]
418
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:48,634
[grunting continues]
419
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,168
[groaning]
420
00:16:50,235 --> 00:16:53,071
- Hey, nice catch, GrandPat.
421
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,473
- You caught a real
beauty yourself.
422
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,675
- I'm lost.
423
00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:58,644
What were you two fishing for?
424
00:16:58,677 --> 00:16:59,811
- What else?
425
00:16:59,878 --> 00:17:01,279
Compliments!
[rim shot]
426
00:17:01,346 --> 00:17:02,648
Aw!
427
00:17:02,714 --> 00:17:04,115
- Ugh!
428
00:17:04,182 --> 00:17:06,417
all: [chanting]
We want Patrick!
429
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,687
We want Patrick!
430
00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:10,055
- [whimpering]
Huh?
431
00:17:10,121 --> 00:17:11,657
Oh, Tentacles!
432
00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:12,924
You're on!
433
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,726
- Huh? Finally!
434
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:15,927
[clarinet music]
435
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,028
[grunts]
436
00:17:17,095 --> 00:17:20,031
- I mean, Granny Tentacles!
437
00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:21,667
- Oh, for the love of--
438
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,302
- "The Patrick Star Show"
presents
439
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:27,739
"Granny Tentacles'
Zombie Make-Over"!
440
00:17:27,806 --> 00:17:31,576
- Every zombie deserves
to feel beautiful
441
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:34,479
when they go out
to dine on brains.
442
00:17:34,545 --> 00:17:37,883
Since zombies are
usually barefoot,
443
00:17:37,949 --> 00:17:42,688
it's important to keep
those decaying toes pretty
444
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:45,523
before the ugly things
fall off.
445
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,360
Let's not forget
the fingernails.
446
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:52,097
Ooh, they can get awful dirty
447
00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:54,966
scratching their way
out of old coffins.
448
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,302
[humming]
449
00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:02,040
A relaxing back rub can
entice a healthy glow
450
00:18:02,107 --> 00:18:05,276
and get me a nice tip.
451
00:18:05,343 --> 00:18:07,713
Don't worry about skin tone.
452
00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:10,816
We don't want to be
too matchy-matchy.
453
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,083
Plus, they're dead.
454
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,418
So who cares?
455
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,721
And just 'cause you're undead
456
00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:20,859
doesn't mean you can't
look unbelievable.
457
00:18:20,926 --> 00:18:22,327
[blood-curdling scream]
458
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,561
- [growls, groans]
459
00:18:23,628 --> 00:18:24,830
- Oh!
460
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,732
- [grunting]
461
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,368
[whirring]
462
00:18:30,435 --> 00:18:32,270
[upbeat jazz music]
463
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:33,939
Hmm, hmph.
464
00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:36,574
* *
465
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:39,644
- [high-pitched voice]
I may be shrunk,
466
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:42,748
but I'm still a better host
than any idiot sea star.
467
00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:43,849
[vacuum whirring]
468
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,616
Whoa!
469
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:46,952
- Oh. [gasps]
470
00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:49,054
I'm so sorry.
471
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,157
Did somebody say something?
472
00:18:52,223 --> 00:18:55,226
[crowd booing]
473
00:18:56,161 --> 00:18:57,662
- Ugh! [chomp]
474
00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:58,663
[spits]
475
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,199
Bring on the next guest host!
476
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,333
[buzzer blares]
[chipper music]
477
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,202
- Whee.
- Wah!
478
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,503
[crash]
- Next!
479
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:08,673
[violin screeching]
480
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:12,643
* *
481
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:13,979
Next!
[buzzer blares]
482
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:16,782
[circus music]
483
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:18,850
- [yawns]
[music warbles down]
484
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,218
[audience yelling]
485
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,686
- Next!
[crash]
486
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,789
all: [chanting]
We want Patrick!
487
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,091
We want Patrick!
488
00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:29,160
- If they want Patrick...
489
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,962
I'll give 'em Patrick.
490
00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:32,230
[grunts]
491
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,899
Whoa, oh.
492
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,133
Squidward!
493
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,235
- Yes! What should I do?
494
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,171
Tap, ballroom,
the old soft shoe?
495
00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:41,306
Hot-cha-cha!
496
00:19:41,372 --> 00:19:42,974
- Zip me up.
497
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,042
- Oh.
498
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:45,977
[muttering]
499
00:19:46,044 --> 00:19:47,712
- Hi, I'm Patrick,
500
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:50,982
and my favorite color is pink.
501
00:19:51,049 --> 00:19:52,250
Oh.
502
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,619
Ooh. That's not right.
503
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,123
Ah--ah--
504
00:19:58,189 --> 00:20:00,258
a-choo!
505
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,393
[mellow ukulele music]
506
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,130
[deep voice] Hi, I'm Patrick.
507
00:20:05,196 --> 00:20:08,533
And my favorite color is 12.
508
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:11,569
[sea lion barks]
Showtime!
509
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:14,172
Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee.
510
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:16,007
[cheers, applause]
511
00:20:16,074 --> 00:20:18,043
[quirky music]
512
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,211
[chuckling]
513
00:20:20,278 --> 00:20:22,513
[unimpressed murmurs]
514
00:20:24,816 --> 00:20:26,384
[squeaking]
515
00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:27,718
- Oh.
- Oh.
516
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:29,254
- OK.
517
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,489
- [whimpering]
518
00:20:31,556 --> 00:20:34,025
[chainsaws buzz]
519
00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:38,263
[giggles nervously]
520
00:20:38,329 --> 00:20:39,697
Oh.
521
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:41,933
[angry murmuring]
- You're not Patrick!
522
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,269
[interposing voices]
523
00:20:44,335 --> 00:20:45,871
- [grunts] Oh, yeah?
524
00:20:45,937 --> 00:20:48,039
If you think you could
do a better Patrick,
525
00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:50,909
then come up here
and try it yourselves!
526
00:20:50,976 --> 00:20:52,043
[silence]
527
00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:53,411
all: OK!
528
00:20:53,478 --> 00:20:55,881
[cheering]
529
00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:57,615
- [whimpering]
530
00:20:57,682 --> 00:21:00,485
[loud stomping]
531
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,355
- So many buffoons.
532
00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:06,624
So much buffoonery.
533
00:21:06,691 --> 00:21:08,927
[clamoring]
534
00:21:08,994 --> 00:21:11,930
[crashing]
535
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:18,669
[pained moaning]
536
00:21:21,306 --> 00:21:22,573
- Oh!
537
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,977
That must have
unbroken my bones!
538
00:21:27,712 --> 00:21:29,547
- Leedle, leedle,
leedle, leedle,
539
00:21:29,614 --> 00:21:31,950
leedle, leedle, leedle, dah!
540
00:21:32,017 --> 00:21:33,184
- Ta-da!
541
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,686
[pained groaning]
542
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:41,492
- Our next guest
is a real frosty treat!
543
00:21:41,559 --> 00:21:45,496
Let's hear it for Ice Cream!
544
00:21:45,563 --> 00:21:47,298
- Hey, thank you, thank you!
545
00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:48,934
My wife just had a baby.
546
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,003
Guess that now
makes me a Popsicle!
547
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:54,539
[chuckles]
[rim shot]
548
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:57,175
- [guffawing]
549
00:21:57,242 --> 00:21:59,945
Mmm.
550
00:22:00,011 --> 00:22:01,146
- Wait. Why--
551
00:22:01,212 --> 00:22:02,547
why are you looking
at me like that?
552
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,714
Aah!
[chomp]
553
00:22:03,764 --> 00:22:08,314
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