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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star,
and I live with my parents.
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister.
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She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room.
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And this...
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this is my show!
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- Pearl what's taking so long?
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- Oh, I can't decide.
Which tutu? Orange or green?
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Okay, both.
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Swallowing swords.
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I can't find my sousaphone.
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Better bring these instead.
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Now, where did I put my
possessed ventriloquist dummy?
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- [snickering]
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- Oh, no, you don't.
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- No. I don't want to--hey,
is that a sword? Ouch!
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- Pearl, let's go.
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I'm already late for me
game day with GrandPat.
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And me loot sack
is getting hungry.
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I'm gonna feed you
all me winnings.
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- [barks, panting]
- Oh.
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Hee-hee-hee. Oh!
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- [panting] Daddy, let's go.
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I'm late for my big debut.
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- [groaning]
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[upbeat music]
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[all cheering]
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- Oh, no,
they started without me.
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- Mm.
[doorbell rings]
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- About time you showed up,
Krabs.
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You know why the navy
is always late?
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They gotta wait for the tides
to wash them ashore.
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[laughs]
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- [groans] You marines
are a department
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of the navy, you know.
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- Yeah, the men's department,
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[laughs]
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- Excuse me, your wall of lame
is in my way.
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- Bring up camera three,
and start the music cue
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in three, two, one.
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Ahh!
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- Squidina, thanks so much
for inviting me
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to be on Patrick's show.
I'm so excited!
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- Of course.
I hope you're ready.
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As soon as he's done
with his bit you're on.
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- Baby wants his baba.
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- [grunting]
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- Aha!
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Ooh!
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[gulping]
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[belches]
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Ha-ha!
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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- Today I'm going
to be a star.
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- Oh.
[laughs]
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Thank you.
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- Okay, Pearl.
You've got 30 seconds to fill
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while Patrick changes
his costume.
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- [grunting]
- Huh?
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- [grunting]
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- Okay, maybe 45 seconds.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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making her big
"Patrick Show" debut,
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it's Pearl.
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- [gulps]
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Heh-heh-heh. Heh.
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Heh-heh, heh-heh.
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Catch.
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- Boring.
- [yawns]
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- Ouch! Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
Ouch.
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Ahhh! Ouch! Ahh!
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[all gasping]
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- Bonjour.
[all cheering]
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- [sobbing]
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Squidina, I don't think
they liked me.
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- That was pretty terrible.
Don't worry.
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When Patrick is done you'll
have another chance to fail,
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I mean, bail.
I mean, wow them.
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- [sobbing]
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- Hmm.
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You got any swabbies?
- Get sunk.
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- [groaning]
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- You know,
back in the service
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I didn't have time
for silly games.
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Why,
once I took out a whole nest
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of enemy soldiers
all on my own.
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Ahh!
- Uh?
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Argh!
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Hiyah!
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Ha.
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[explosions]
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- Nest of soldiers? More like
a nest of urchins I'll bet.
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- Ooh.
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Oh-oh-oh, ow!
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- Besides, that ain't nothing
compared to the time
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I took out three battleships
single-clawed-edly.
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[grunting]
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[cannon booms]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wow!
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Oh! Oh! Hey! Wow!
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Navy!
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- Hogwash.
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The only ships you ever sank
were your baby bath toys.
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- [groans]
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- You got any yeomen?
- Get sunk.
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- Heh-heh.
Three bosuns and a skipper.
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That's a full poop deck, Krabs.
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- Oh, sorry, old man.
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Five admirals. I win.
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[laughs]
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- That's not fair.
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I ain't finished with you
yet, you whippersnapper.
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We're playing another game.
Double or nothing.
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- We fold in the egg whites,
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add a dash of nutmeg,
and voil�.
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That's how you rotate
the tires on your boat.
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[cheers and applause]
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[laughing]
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- Okay Pearl, you're up again.
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- Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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What if it doesn't go well?
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- We just gotta get back
on that seahorse.
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Now break a leg.
Preferably not your own.
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- Ehh...
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[upbeat funky music]
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Uh-heh-heh.
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[together]
Huh?
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- Ahh! Ahh!
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- [yawns]
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- Oh, no.
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I'm losing them again.
Better kick it up a notch.
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Mm, yah!
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Ahh-ahh! Ugh!
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Augh! Ahh!
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Ugh!
[groans]
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- I see you went
for the big finish.
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[all groaning]
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- Well, at least
it ended tragically.
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- [grunting]
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The yard is all set up
for a game of Shuffle Stuff.
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You do remember
how to play don't you, Krabs?
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- Of course, I do.
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Anything you hit
in the hole you keep.
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- Good.
I was worried all that bobbing
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up and down on navy boats
rattled your brains to bits.
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- Bah. I suffered more than
rough seas in the navy.
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I got this bad boy
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fighting off a pirate
boarding party near Malta.
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- Oh, yeah? Well, I got these
charging up Octopus Hill.
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- Ha! Baby stuff.
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I got this battling
Bobbit worms in open waters.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Hee-hee, I win again.
Thanks for playing, G.P.
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- Wait. That can't be it.
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One more game, Krabs.
Double or nothing.
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- [sobbing]
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- [grunts]
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- Oh Squidina, I thought
I was gonna be a star,
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but they won't even
remember me enough to hate me.
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- Oh, don't worry.
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They'll probably remember
you enough for that.
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[grunts]
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- [chuckling]
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[crowd oohing]
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- Tada!
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Ahh!
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[cheers and applause]
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- Ah-ha-ha! Ooh!
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- Oh. That's your cue.
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I know you can do it
this time, Pearl.
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You're a star.
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- All right.
I guess I can humiliate myself
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one more time for the show.
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[microphone feedback]
- ? Ohhh ?
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[both murmuring indistinctly]
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[together]
Huh?
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- ? I'm a blue whale ?
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? Here to share
my sad whale tale ?
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- Hoo-hoo-hoo, what a haul.
Ohh.
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- ? When things go all wrong,
nothing to do ?
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? But sing a sad whale song ?
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Ahh!
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? This is a sad song,
not a glad song ?
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? A feeling bad, kind of mad,
not so rad song ?
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? When things have gone wrong,
I have just one song ?
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? A song for days
that are so bad ?
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? The worst days
that you've ever had ?
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- Whoo-hoo. That's my girl.
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- Take all my stuff, will you?
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Hey, Krabs.
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The next game's called
Catch the Piano.
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Double or nothing.
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Ahh!
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Heh-heh.
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Uh-oh. Ahh!
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- ? A stubbed my snow song,
a fell in snow song ?
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? An out of dough, full of woe,
eating crow song ?
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? A bloody song,
a muddy clothes song ?
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? A feel new lows, ruined
shows, guess I froze song ?
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- ? Yes, she's a sad whale ?
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- ? I am ?
- ? Can you not tell? ?
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- ? I can ?
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- ? She just wanted to perform
for you ?
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? Now she feels like
she might spew ?
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- Blech!
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both: ? When you feel down,
you got a big frown ?
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? And you can't face anyone
from your hometown ?
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? Yes, when you feel frail
and you wanna bail ?
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? Don't hit the trail,
just inhale ?
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? Pull back your veil ?
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? And sing your sad
blue whale song ?
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[laughter]
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- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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- Yah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Huh?
- Ahh!
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- [coughing]
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Ohh!
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Ehh...
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talk about bombing big time.
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[sobbing]
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- Oh, what a
catastrophic ending.
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- Ooh! Yeah! Yeah!
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- Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!
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[all shouting]
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- Pearly girl,
you were amazing.
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I never knew you had the pipes.
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- You really liked my song,
Daddy?
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- Every second of it.
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Right up until I got pulverized
by the piano.
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- Congratulations, Pearl.
You are a star.
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- Yeah. You should be
on tomorrow's show too.
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- Huh?
- Hmm?
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- Maybe we'll call you
when the set's rebuilt.
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- I can't wait.
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- One more game, Krabs.
Double or nothing.
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Ha-ha!
- [groaning]
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[dramatic music]
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- And so ends BB TV's
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"Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy"
ten-day marathon.
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[both muttering]
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- How many times have we
watched and rewound this now?
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- Uh, approximately
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1,374 and 5 times.
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- Ooh.
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That's all?
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- Wouldn't it be great
to go back in time
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and experience "Mermaid Man
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and "Barnacle Boy"
when they were brand-new?
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- Yeah. I wish we had
a time closet.
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- Huh?
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00:12:04,644 --> 00:12:06,776
Patrick, you do have
a time closet.
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What are we waiting for?
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- What are we waiting for?
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W-waiting...for...
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[babbling]
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00:12:17,831 --> 00:12:21,400
- Hold that thought.
261
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,622
- There. This should be
far enough back in time to see
262
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,103
"Mermaid Man and Barnacle
Boy's" first adventure.
263
00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:30,887
- Ahh!
- [roars]
264
00:12:30,974 --> 00:12:32,367
- We went too far back!
265
00:12:32,454 --> 00:12:34,195
- I'll save you, SpongeBob.
266
00:12:34,282 --> 00:12:35,588
[panty]
267
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:36,676
Argh!
268
00:12:36,763 --> 00:12:42,203
Ow!
269
00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:45,032
- Wow. What is this place.
270
00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:47,034
"Super Child Daycare,
271
00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:50,516
a preschool
for future superheroes."
272
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,084
Hmm.
- Superheroes?
273
00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:55,521
Heh-heh! Heh-heh!
- Hmm.
274
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,218
[gasps] Ooh.
275
00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,133
Oh,
thank Neptune you're here.
276
00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,701
Thank you. Thank you.
- Um...
277
00:13:01,788 --> 00:13:04,225
- I called for you guys
days ago.
278
00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:06,749
I thought relief
would never come.
279
00:13:06,836 --> 00:13:09,970
So the day's agenda
is on the clipboard,
280
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,841
snacks are in the kitchen,
281
00:13:11,928 --> 00:13:15,497
and here's the keys
to the panic room just in case.
282
00:13:15,584 --> 00:13:18,152
I'll be back in a few..
hours-ish.
283
00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:19,501
Ah-ha-ha!
284
00:13:22,374 --> 00:13:23,636
[both gasp]
285
00:13:23,723 --> 00:13:26,247
- [babbling]
286
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:30,556
both: Super babies.
287
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,732
- Eee! Ooh!
288
00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:35,517
- Thank you!
289
00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:39,042
- SpongeBob? Is that...
290
00:13:39,129 --> 00:13:40,522
- It is.
291
00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:43,699
- It's Man Ray as a baby!
292
00:13:43,786 --> 00:13:46,615
- Wuv!
293
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,226
- And that over there.
294
00:13:48,313 --> 00:13:50,967
- It's the Dirty Bubble
as a baby bubble.
295
00:13:51,054 --> 00:13:53,492
The Dirty Baby Bubble.
296
00:13:53,579 --> 00:13:55,581
Do you think it's possible?
297
00:13:55,668 --> 00:14:00,194
- [gasps]
There!
298
00:14:00,281 --> 00:14:02,065
- Ebol!
299
00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:04,067
[babbling]
300
00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:07,027
- Patrick, we went back in time
to when Mermaid Man and
301
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,203
Barnacle Boy
themselves were new.
302
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:12,380
Not their adventures,
303
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:15,383
both:
This will be the best job ever!
304
00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:17,298
- Hmm.
According to this schedule...
305
00:14:17,385 --> 00:14:19,257
- It's calisthenics time.
306
00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:21,955
- Good thing too.
Some of these super babies
307
00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:23,783
could sure
burn off some energy.
308
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:26,655
- [babbling]
309
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:30,529
- Ahh!
- Whoa!
310
00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:32,400
[babies babbling]
311
00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:34,881
Everybody ready?
All right, Patrick.
312
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,622
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
313
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,059
- Okay, kids,
let's touch our toes.
314
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,236
Here we go.
Down and up. Down and up.
315
00:14:42,323 --> 00:14:44,673
- [babbling]
316
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,197
- [babbling]
317
00:14:47,285 --> 00:14:51,593
- [babbling]
318
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,336
[both grunting]
319
00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,511
- All right.
320
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,034
Time for jumping jacks.
321
00:14:58,121 --> 00:14:59,122
Let's go.
322
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:05,781
[all babbling]
323
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,696
- Ooh!
324
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,829
Oh! Ooh!
325
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:13,223
[all babbling]
326
00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:14,312
- [panting]
327
00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:16,052
- [babbling]
328
00:15:16,139 --> 00:15:18,272
- [panting]
329
00:15:18,359 --> 00:15:20,361
- [grunting]
330
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:25,888
- Ohh! Ohh! Ahh!
331
00:15:25,975 --> 00:15:28,848
- [babbling]
332
00:15:28,935 --> 00:15:30,502
- Ohh.
- Oh.
333
00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:32,939
Ebol.
334
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,724
- Heh-heh.
335
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:40,816
Okay, children,
time now for storytime-time.
336
00:15:40,903 --> 00:15:43,079
- A juice box for you,
337
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,386
and one for you,
338
00:15:45,473 --> 00:15:46,561
and one...
339
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:48,955
[slurping]
340
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,697
For baby Ray.
341
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,742
- Huh?
342
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:58,051
- Today we have
an extra-special storytime,
343
00:15:58,138 --> 00:16:03,883
because today our story
comes to us from the future.
344
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:08,235
[all gasp]
345
00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:09,236
Ohh.
346
00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:11,586
[sniffs]
347
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:13,719
Ahh, pulpy.
348
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,723
Get ready for "Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy
349
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:22,118
in the Good Guy League
versus the Bad Guy Society."
350
00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:23,903
[all gasp]
351
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:27,689
The good guys are Mermaid Man,
Barnacle Boy, Rubber Bandy,
352
00:16:27,776 --> 00:16:30,953
and Go Woman.
The bad guys are Man Ray,
353
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,740
the Dirty Bubble,
the Coral Creep, and Exo Woman.
354
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,046
[together]
Wha?
355
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:40,006
"It was midnight in Civil City,
and the bad guys
356
00:16:40,093 --> 00:16:43,488
"were breaking into the
Yummy Tummy Cupcake Factory.
357
00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:47,056
"A stick of dynamite and...
358
00:16:47,143 --> 00:16:49,929
[all cackling]
359
00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:11,603
Oh...
360
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,996
- Ohh.
361
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,955
- [grunting]
362
00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,435
Augh!
363
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:24,050
[cackling]
364
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:28,054
[all cackling]
365
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:31,100
- Barnacle boy?
366
00:17:31,187 --> 00:17:33,233
- Ha-ha!
- Rubber Bandy?
367
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,104
- Ha-ha!
- Go Woman?
368
00:17:38,064 --> 00:17:39,065
[all grunting]
369
00:17:46,072 --> 00:17:47,900
Karang. Crack.
370
00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:51,207
And so the Good Guy League
beat the Bad Guys
371
00:17:51,294 --> 00:17:55,342
and tossed them into
a frozen prison in outer space.
372
00:17:55,429 --> 00:17:56,822
The end.
373
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,432
- Ohh.
- Hmm?
374
00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:04,351
- Ebol?
- [babbling]
375
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:06,701
- Hey.
This was in mint condition.
376
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,964
Or at least
very good slash fine.
377
00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:12,185
[all sobbing]
378
00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:13,882
- Hey, hey, hey.
379
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:18,757
Superheroes and supervillains
don't cry.
380
00:18:18,844 --> 00:18:21,194
They battle.
381
00:18:21,281 --> 00:18:22,804
- [babbles]
382
00:18:22,891 --> 00:18:24,240
- [groans]
383
00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:28,897
Now you're getting it!
Baby superhero fight!
384
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,639
- No, Patrick.
They could get hurt.
385
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:35,469
- SpongeBob,
they're super babies.
386
00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:37,819
They can't get hurt.
387
00:18:37,906 --> 00:18:40,256
Wouldn't it be great
388
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:43,695
if they could do an adventure
like in the comics?
389
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:46,959
Oh, I know!
They could do this adventure!
390
00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:49,048
Ha-ha-ha!
391
00:18:49,135 --> 00:18:53,400
Okay, inside this kitchen
are all the cupcakes.
392
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:58,666
The bad babies led by me will
break in and steal the snacks.
393
00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:03,453
The good babies led by you
will try to stop us.
394
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:07,283
It will be their
very first adventure.
395
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:09,329
- Ooh.
396
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,678
- [grunts]
397
00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:13,246
Ahh!
- Ha-ha-ha!
398
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,117
[all shout]
399
00:19:15,204 --> 00:19:17,816
[all babbling]
400
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:19,731
- Hold it right there,
bad babies.
401
00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:22,560
Your infantile
crime wave is over.
402
00:19:23,822 --> 00:19:25,606
Ahh! Oh!
403
00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:31,046
- Wah! Wah! Wah!
404
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,395
- [shouts]
405
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:34,746
[both gasp]
406
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,226
- [babbling]
- Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!
407
00:19:37,313 --> 00:19:42,014
- Ahh-ahh-ahh!
408
00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:45,539
- [shouting]
409
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:48,281
- Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
410
00:19:48,368 --> 00:19:52,154
Wahh!
411
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,113
- Ahh!
412
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,244
[belches]
413
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:56,245
both: Huh?
414
00:19:56,332 --> 00:19:59,335
- [babbling]
415
00:19:59,422 --> 00:20:00,598
- [grunting]
416
00:20:00,685 --> 00:20:05,385
- Oh! Oh! Augh!
417
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,170
[groaning]
418
00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:11,783
- This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened
419
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,307
in the world
of great things happening.
420
00:20:14,394 --> 00:20:15,221
- [humming]
421
00:20:15,308 --> 00:20:19,399
[gasps]
422
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,183
Great Neptune's navel!
423
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:26,232
- [grunting]
424
00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:30,323
[all shouting]
425
00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:31,324
- Hmph.
426
00:20:31,411 --> 00:20:33,587
[inhales]
427
00:20:33,674 --> 00:20:37,025
[whistle blows]
428
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:41,377
- That's better.
Oh, children, what's wrong?
429
00:20:41,464 --> 00:20:46,121
[all grumbling]
430
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:50,212
- Thanks, mister. This was
the best lives of our day.
431
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:53,085
- Really. You just can't
imagine what this means to us.
432
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:56,044
- Well, I know
what it means to me.
433
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:59,744
It means you've completely
undone all my hard work
434
00:20:59,831 --> 00:21:03,269
trying to teach these kids
to get along!
435
00:21:03,356 --> 00:21:07,447
[all shouting]
436
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,710
- You're welcome.
437
00:21:09,797 --> 00:21:14,628
both: Ahh!
- And stay out.
438
00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:17,413
- Later in the present...
439
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,415
- Ahh, just think, Patrick,
440
00:21:19,502 --> 00:21:22,505
if it weren't for us
the Good Guys and the Bad Guys
441
00:21:22,592 --> 00:21:25,683
would've never realized they're
supposed to fight each other.
442
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:28,686
- Yeah, that's right.
443
00:21:28,773 --> 00:21:29,599
- We...
- Would...
444
00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:30,949
- Have...
- Never...
445
00:21:31,036 --> 00:21:32,341
- Fought...
- With...
446
00:21:32,428 --> 00:21:34,343
- Each Other.
We would've joined a circus
447
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:38,086
or a freak show
or something cool like that.
448
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,655
- Instead, thanks to you,
we're stuck fighting forever.
449
00:21:41,742 --> 00:21:44,136
- Ehh...
- Um...
450
00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:46,007
you're welcome?
451
00:21:46,094 --> 00:21:48,575
- Uh, Patrick, even though
we love "Mermaid Man
452
00:21:48,662 --> 00:21:51,230
and Barnacle Boy" more than
anything in the whole world,
453
00:21:51,317 --> 00:21:53,449
I think we should run!
454
00:21:53,536 --> 00:21:57,453
- And so ends another exciting
episode of
455
00:21:57,540 --> 00:22:00,630
"The Patrick Star Show."
456
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:05,230
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