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- Hi, I'm Patrick Star,
and I live with my parents.
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister.
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She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room.
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And this...
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this is my show!
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- ? Family vacation,
family vacation ?
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? Family vacation ?
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Ooh!
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? Family vacation ?
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? Family vacation,
family vacation ?
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? Family vacation ?
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[grunting]
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? Family vacation ?
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Oy! Ah.
[chuckles]
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Attention, Stars,
your annual family vacation
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will be leaving the driveway
on schedule in 58 seconds.
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All aboard.
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- Vacation!
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I'm riding in the front.
- No, I called it.
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- I did.
[laughter]
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- [barking]
[oven timer dings]
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- Oh, I hope I didn't forget
to leave the oven on.
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- [snarling]
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- All right, let's get this
quality time over with.
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- All right, family,
here we go.
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Hee-hee-hee.
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[tires squealing]
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- You kids are gonna love
this new vacation resort.
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It looks so fun.
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- Yeah, we saw it on the TV.
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- [snoring]
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- [grunting]
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Don't you wish you were here?
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Then take a trip,
you silly, to Frigate Frolic,
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Bikini Bottom's fab
family fun park, and resort.
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You can ride the waves
or blast off at Beluga Blast,
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shoot some pool,
or jump in one.
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Whether you're hungry for
the buffet at the Taj Marlin
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or you just want to sunbathe,
we got you covered. Ow!
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So meet me at the amazing
Frigate Folic.
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I'll be waitin'.
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- Brought to you by the gas
you won't want to pass.
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Gas Land.
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- Ooh, look.
Oh, there it is,
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our vacation destination,
Gas Land.
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[all gasping]
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- Wow, this resort looks
even better in person.
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All right, everyone,
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let's take a vote
on what we do first.
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- Yeah, that's great, Dad.
I'll take it from here.
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Listen up, people.
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Before we start the fun,
GrandPat, unpack the trunk.
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Patrick,
take Tinkle to the restroom.
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Squidina, get us some snacks.
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Mom, Dad,
stay where I can see you.
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Big new places can be scary.
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We rally back here in five.
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[whistle blows]
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- Oh, I'm a sucker
for these carnival games.
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Ahh.
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- [gurgling]
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- Ohh.
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- Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!
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Oh!
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- [laughs]
Ahh.
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- [humming]
- Please, kind sir,
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would you help me
open my trunk?
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I've got feeble fingers.
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- Why certainly.
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Helping customers
is our policy.
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Ahh!
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- [laughs]
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- Be a good Tinkle and
visit with your toilet friends.
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Good boy.
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- [panting]
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[sniffing]
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[barks]
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[panting]
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- Chicken it, Sis,
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a sea poodle.
[laughs]
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Ahh!
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Oh-oh-oh-oh!
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Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ahh!
- Huh?
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- Ooh.
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Ahh.
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- Huh?
- Ooh.
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[gulps]
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- [sobbing]
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- Huh?
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I'll make us a family sized
vacation feast.
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[chuckles]
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
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[grunting]
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[microwave beeping]
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- And then he ate it.
There he is.
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- Excuse me, sir,
you can't come in here
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ruining customer's ice cream
cones.
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That's our policy.
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- Huh?
What?
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Sis, get a picture of me
with the Gas Land mascot.
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- All right, Stars, photo op.
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Say cheese poofs.
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[together]
Cheese poofs.
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- Time for water rides!
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- Yay!
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- Good riddance;
that's our policy.
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Whoa! Ah!
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Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!
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[all chattering]
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- Whee!
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- Ooh-ooh-ooh.
- Here we go.
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? ?
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[laughter]
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- Whee.
[laughter]
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[elegant orchestral music]
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? ?
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both: Huh?
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[laughter]
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- Huh?
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What? My boat wash.
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[laughter]
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- [panting]
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This is not a bath house;
it's a boat wash.
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That's our policy.
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Are you listening to me?
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Ohh.
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Ahh!
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- Whoa! Whoa!
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- Time for mini golf.
Let's hit the links.
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- Your father and I are going
to go relax in the spa
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while you play with GrandPat.
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both: Oh!
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[gurgling]
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- Essential oil.
- So good.
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- All right, rookies,
would you like me to show you
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a professional golf swing?
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both: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Then watch and learn.
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[grunting]
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- [slurps]
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- Remember keep swinging until
your ball goes in a hole.
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[all grunting]
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[all screaming]
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- Oh, that was delightful.
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- Uh...gah!
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A hole in one!
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all: Yay! Whoo-hoo!
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- Oh.
- Ohh.
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- Huh?
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[whistle blows]
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Time for snorkeling.
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Let's go!
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[tires squealing]
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- Yeah!
[laughter]
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[laughter]
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- Hmm?
- Huh?
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[laughter]
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- Be right back.
[laughs]
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[microwave rattling]
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Just a few more items
for our feast.
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[grunting]
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That'll cook it faster.
[laughs]
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I'm back.
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[laughter]
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[tires screeching]
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- You win again, bladder.
Public restroom it is.
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[groans]
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- [barking]
- Huh?
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- [teeth chattering]
Help me.
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- [gasp]
A feral toilet.
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- Wow, I didn't know they have
a petting zoo.
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[animals barking]
- Hey, you kids.
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- What are you doing
with our pet, Tinkle?
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- This toilet has no license,
and I'm taking it to the pound.
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Now get your unauthorized hand
off my authorized door.
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- Oooh.
- Huh?
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[groans]
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Ohh, not the swirly.
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[watch beeps]
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- Time for mountain climbing!
- Yes!
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- Come on.
[together] Yippee. Oh boy.
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- [groans]
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[animals barking]
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[gasps]
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What's happening?
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- [growls]
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- They did it.
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[all yodeling]
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- What a beautiful
vacation sunset.
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[all sighing]
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[animals growling]
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- [grunting]
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[growling]
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- Hey, Mr. Mascot, come
to enjoy the sunset with us?
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- I want you troublemakers
out of my station immediately
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or I will squeegee
your faces off.
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That's our policy.
[cackles]
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[together]
Uh...
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Yay!
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- Do my eyes next.
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[laughter]
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[whirring]
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[beeping]
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- [gasp]
Dinner's ready!
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- Ahh!
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This isn't our policy!
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[together]
Whoa, oof!
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- Ahh!
- What?
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all: Yay!
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[watch beeps]
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[whistle blows]
- Vacation is over.
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Time to go.
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[all grunting]
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- [panting]
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- Oh!
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- [groaning]
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- Excuse me, kind sir,
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but can't you help me repack
my trunk?
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I--
- Gah!
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[grunting]
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- Thanks for a great vacation,
Gas Land.
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See you next summer.
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Huh?
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Oh.
[chuckles]
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We ran out of gas.
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All right, everyone,
let's get out and push.
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[together]
Yay.
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- Get me out of here.
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[all grunting]
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- ? Family vacation,
family vacation ?
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[all grunting]
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[conch horn blowing]
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- Star family assemble!
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- Whee!
D'oh!
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[moans]
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[panting]
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- Ugh!
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- Oh!
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Ugh!
[chuckles]
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00:11:38,426 --> 00:11:40,566
[cheering, cameras clicking]
- Agh!
248
00:11:40,635 --> 00:11:42,741
[grunting]
249
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:44,363
[humming]
250
00:11:44,432 --> 00:11:49,886
- As you know,
tonight is family movie night!
251
00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:51,267
[all cheer]
252
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,752
- But first, we all have to do
253
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:56,755
our weekly household chores.
254
00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:58,860
- Wait, what?
- Do we have to?
255
00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:01,380
- Ah-ah.
No back sass now.
256
00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:04,142
Chores are something we do
for fun!
257
00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:06,316
Cecil,
you've got the grass cutting.
258
00:12:06,385 --> 00:12:09,595
Grandpat, put away that radio.
259
00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:11,597
Squidina on floors.
260
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:12,736
- Ah!
261
00:12:12,805 --> 00:12:15,877
- And, Patrick, garbage duty.
262
00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:16,947
- Oh-hey!
263
00:12:17,017 --> 00:12:20,641
- And I'm gonna vacuum!
264
00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:23,092
[gasps]
Just think,
265
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,610
the dust-free bric-a-brac...
266
00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,199
[vacuum whirring]
267
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:30,168
- [grunts, groans]
268
00:12:30,237 --> 00:12:32,273
- And the spotless,
speckless spots.
269
00:12:32,342 --> 00:12:34,344
[vacuum whirring]
- Mm!
270
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,863
- [gasps]
271
00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,934
- Eh--hm.
272
00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:39,591
- Nature may abhor a vacuum,
273
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,558
but I love it!
274
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,077
- [muttering]
275
00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:45,321
- [laughing]
276
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,220
Ah, it's great to see
real Kentucky bluegrass
277
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,567
after all that artificial turf
I've been cutting.
278
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,086
How's that fertilizer
treatin' you?
279
00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:53,743
Ha!
[chuckles]
280
00:12:53,812 --> 00:12:54,951
Eh?
281
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,574
Your chlorophyll's
looking great!
282
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:58,989
Next!
283
00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:00,129
- Hm!
284
00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:02,579
[straining]
Ah-ooh.
285
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,547
Mm, that should've hurt!
286
00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:07,067
[grunts]
Ah!
287
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:08,999
Oh.
Whoa!
288
00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:10,932
Oh, ugh!
289
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,900
A job well done.
Heh!
290
00:13:12,969 --> 00:13:14,971
[engine revving]
291
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,042
[furniture crashing,
shattering]
292
00:13:17,111 --> 00:13:20,080
[Zamboni beeping]
293
00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:24,394
- That floor's clean!
294
00:13:24,463 --> 00:13:26,983
- Huh, so much garbage
in mom and dad's room.
295
00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:29,468
[humming]
Uh!
296
00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:31,850
[straining]
297
00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,023
[sighs]
298
00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:34,784
? Doo-do-do-do-doo-do ?
299
00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:38,512
- [humming]
300
00:13:38,581 --> 00:13:42,516
[foot giggling]
301
00:13:42,585 --> 00:13:44,276
Uh!
Ooh!
302
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,382
Patrick's time closet.
303
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,728
Hmm, hm.
304
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:50,075
I finished cleaning
a little early.
305
00:13:50,144 --> 00:13:52,112
I could use a break.
306
00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:55,770
Maybe a little adventure
before movie night.
307
00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:56,978
Should I?
308
00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,842
Oh, why not?
309
00:13:58,911 --> 00:14:01,845
[laughing]
310
00:14:01,914 --> 00:14:04,020
Paris in the 1800s,
311
00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:05,504
been there.
312
00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:12,546
Now this place looks
positively barbaric!
313
00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:15,652
Adventure and
a little cleaning up?
314
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,965
Here I come.
315
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,243
Ooh.
316
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,727
Ooh!
[birds screeching]
317
00:14:21,796 --> 00:14:23,522
[animals growling]
318
00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:25,490
[lizard squawks]
319
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:29,908
Ooh, I like this dry heat.
320
00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:31,875
[shuddering]
321
00:14:31,944 --> 00:14:34,084
[birds screeching]
Ooh!
322
00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:37,950
That's an attractive attraction
that I'm attracted to.
323
00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:40,815
? Ooh-di-doo, duh-do-do-doo ?
324
00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:42,541
Ahem.
- Huh?
325
00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:45,026
- How much does it cost
to get in?
326
00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:47,650
- It could cost you your life.
327
00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:50,963
What manner of armor
are you wearing?
328
00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:53,103
- Oh, this old thing?
329
00:14:53,173 --> 00:14:55,313
It's just something
I threw together.
330
00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:57,798
- [whistles]
- Hoo!
331
00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,144
Ooh!
[lizard roaring]
332
00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:01,802
Oh, ow!
Oh, ow!
333
00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:06,669
- Ooh, this armor is so soft
and breathable!
334
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:08,636
I feel so light!
335
00:15:08,705 --> 00:15:12,019
- And it's 100%
machine-washable.
336
00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:13,400
- [giggling]
337
00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,264
- Aren't you going in?
338
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,507
- I was gonna
steal the bejeweled treasure
339
00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:20,821
from the Dust Demon inside,
but now I just wanna dance
340
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,961
and dance and dance!
341
00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:26,102
- Bejeweled treasure?
342
00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:28,069
[gasps]
Adventure!
343
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:29,864
- Next!
344
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:34,490
Who or what are you to think
you can enter this realm?
345
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,767
- Hm?
346
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,734
Animal or mineral?
347
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:38,873
- Wrong.
348
00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:41,117
- Ah!
349
00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:45,880
- Who or what are you to think
you can enter this realm?
350
00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:49,229
- My name is Bunny Star,
and I'm from Bikini Bottom.
351
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,714
I work as a greeter
at a local prison,
352
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:55,994
but if I was to say
what I am most proudest of,
353
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:58,376
that would be being a mother.
354
00:15:58,445 --> 00:16:01,137
- A mother?
[whimpering]
355
00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:03,657
[sniffles]
I never had a mother.
356
00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:09,663
I was conjured from
sea cow pies by an evil spirit.
357
00:16:12,286 --> 00:16:14,806
May I call you "mum"?
358
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,465
- Aww.
Mwah!
359
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:23,504
- Beware of
the Dust Demon's spawn, mother.
360
00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:25,265
[crickets chirping]
361
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,819
- Oh,
let's get the show started!
362
00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:30,373
- Oh, no you don't!
363
00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:35,205
This is not family movie night
until the whole family is here!
364
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,104
- Oh, come on!
- Patrick!
365
00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:39,934
- I ain't movin'
till mom gets here.
366
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:41,660
- [sighs]
367
00:16:41,729 --> 00:16:43,248
- [growls]
368
00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:44,801
- Uh!
[growls]
369
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,251
- [gulps]
370
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,253
- ? Doo-doo,
doo-di-do-do ?
371
00:16:48,322 --> 00:16:49,979
- [growls]
- Ooh!
372
00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:52,878
- [roars]
373
00:16:52,947 --> 00:16:58,125
- Aww, you must be one
of the Dust Demon's children.
374
00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:00,300
- Grr...
[sniffles]
375
00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:03,406
- Oh, you've got a runny nose.
376
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:04,821
Well, we can't have that.
377
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,340
It's messy.
378
00:17:06,409 --> 00:17:09,136
[vacuum whirring]
379
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:10,482
- Ooh!
380
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,692
- There.
Isn't that better?
381
00:17:13,761 --> 00:17:15,107
- Mm-hmm.
382
00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:16,523
- Now get out of here!
383
00:17:16,592 --> 00:17:19,284
Have fun doing your carnage!
384
00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:22,011
[humming]
385
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:26,084
? La-la-lah,
doo-do-doo-do-doo ?
386
00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:27,361
Ooh!
[vacuum whirring]
387
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:30,191
Whoop, whoop, and whoop.
388
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,919
Bip, bop, boop-di-boop!
389
00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:35,576
[coughing]
390
00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:39,822
Doesn't anyone dust
around here?
391
00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:43,964
[gasps]
Oh!
392
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,448
[giggles]
393
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,519
[straining]
Ah.
394
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,837
[gasps]
So shiny.
395
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,771
Hmm.
396
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,807
[electricity zapping]
Oh!
397
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,050
Ooh.
398
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:03,086
- So that's what that's for.
399
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,747
- Yes.
It's an attachment
400
00:18:08,816 --> 00:18:11,301
that allows you vacuum into
crevices between couch cushions
401
00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:12,682
and make 'em clean!
402
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,132
[gasps]
Wait a minute.
403
00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:15,754
You're Dust Demon!
404
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:19,482
- Hm, how do you know
so much about cleaning?
405
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:20,759
Wait a minute.
406
00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:23,866
You're a clean freak.
[chuckles]
407
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:28,284
I know how to deal with
an obsessive cleaning disorder.
408
00:18:28,353 --> 00:18:29,389
- Oh!
- [blubbering]
409
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:33,047
[laughing, yelling]
410
00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:38,087
- Shag carpet.
411
00:18:38,156 --> 00:18:41,297
[gasps]
Heaven!
412
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:44,127
- Give it back!
Or else.
413
00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:46,440
- Or else what?
414
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:47,717
- [chuckles]
415
00:18:47,786 --> 00:18:48,649
- [gasps]
416
00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:50,513
- [grumbling]
Hm?
417
00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,308
- Oh, no you don't, mister.
418
00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:53,689
Hmm...uh!
419
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,863
- [whimpering, gasping]
420
00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:58,970
- And I stepped in poo-poo.
[laughing]
421
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:03,492
- Real good thing my vacuum
is also a power scrubber.
422
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,390
Hyah!
Get a load of this.
423
00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:08,669
[humming]
424
00:19:14,434 --> 00:19:15,883
Ta-da!
425
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:19,991
- Neatnik!
[blubbering]
426
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:23,926
[groaning, growling]
427
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,449
- Ohh...uh!
428
00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:32,486
An iron maiden?
No way.
429
00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:35,075
I use those to relax.
430
00:19:35,144 --> 00:19:36,973
- Mm-hmm.
Ha.
431
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,287
Give it back or else.
432
00:19:40,356 --> 00:19:41,357
[glugging]
433
00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:44,533
- Hey, mister, use a glass.
434
00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,431
[vacuum whirring]
435
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,984
- Uh!
Huh?
436
00:19:50,435 --> 00:19:52,989
- There.
Now drink it down.
437
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,577
- [glugging]
Heh.
438
00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:57,097
Ooh, a milk mustache.
439
00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:01,411
- [gasps]
- How ever shall I wipe it off?
440
00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:04,311
- [gasps]
You wouldn't dare.
441
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,933
- Dare.
442
00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:07,452
[humming]
Hah!
443
00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:10,144
So much for your tidy powers.
444
00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:13,044
- Look, I'm a reasonable woman.
445
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,908
I don't wanna hurt anybody.
446
00:20:14,977 --> 00:20:17,807
So if you would
just step aside.
447
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:20,361
- No, you step aside.
Mm.
448
00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:24,469
- [gasps]
Was that back sass?
449
00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:26,920
By Neptune's broom...
450
00:20:26,989 --> 00:20:30,510
charge me!
451
00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:32,408
[thunder booming,
electricity zaps]
452
00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:33,927
- Huh?
453
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,656
- [grunts]
454
00:20:41,003 --> 00:20:43,523
- Mm.
Yee!
455
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:49,356
[laughing]
Can't get me.
456
00:20:49,425 --> 00:20:52,083
- [humming]
- No, no, no!
457
00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,603
[vacuum whirring]
Ahh!
458
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,432
both: Hey!
459
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,538
Where's our dad?
460
00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:01,713
- [chuckles]
461
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,957
[both grunt]
- Just shake him out.
462
00:21:04,026 --> 00:21:05,337
He'll be fine.
463
00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:06,580
- Ah.
464
00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:08,237
- [grunts]
465
00:21:08,306 --> 00:21:12,137
Thank you for the adventure!
466
00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:14,623
Onward to movie night!
467
00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:16,901
[dragon screeching]
468
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:20,456
[door shuts]
469
00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:23,459
Ooh!
What are you guys watchin'?
470
00:21:23,528 --> 00:21:26,462
Dah!
- Some cheesy barbarian movie.
471
00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:29,776
- I told them to wait for you.
472
00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:30,811
- [gasps]
473
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,503
- Ow, ow, ow!
Ah!
474
00:21:33,573 --> 00:21:35,367
- Oh, I missed a spot.
475
00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:36,990
I'll be right back.
- Huh?
476
00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:38,612
- [panting]
477
00:21:43,859 --> 00:21:45,585
[humming]
478
00:21:45,654 --> 00:21:47,448
- This again?
479
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:48,795
Let's not wait for Mom.
- [squeals]
480
00:21:48,864 --> 00:21:51,383
- Change it to something funny.
481
00:21:52,281 --> 00:21:56,803
- And now back to "The Sir
Urchin and Snail Fail Show"!
482
00:21:58,321 --> 00:22:00,392
- Why, you!
483
00:22:00,461 --> 00:22:01,635
- What'd I do?
484
00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:03,568
[laughter]
485
00:22:03,618 --> 00:22:08,168
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