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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:19,887 Yes, America is stronger than ever. 2 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:20,988 Yeah! 3 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,856 And you, the people who put 4 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:26,960 the First Lady and myself in the White House six short years ago, 5 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,863 you made it all possible! 6 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,470 Mr. President! Mr. President! 7 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,439 Do you sleep in the nude? 8 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:45,546 Mr. President, do you sleep in the nude? 9 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,016 Well, I'd like to answer that, Helen, 10 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,996 but I'm afraid it might embarrass Mrs. Williams. 11 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,254 Why? Doesn't she know? 12 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:55,823 Oh, she knows. 13 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,091 I just don't think she wants you to know. 14 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,093 All right, well... 15 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:04,998 We need to move on now, and put such concerns behind us 16 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:08,535 and get on with the job that the American people elected me to do. 17 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,272 Mr. President! Mr. President! 18 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,641 What about the war in Switzerland? 19 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,144 When will you end the senseless slaughter? 20 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,086 Mr. President! 21 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,955 Thank you, L.A.! 22 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,661 Mr. President! 23 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,076 Where are we? 24 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,445 A hotel we probably can't afford. 25 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,981 Shouldn't we be getting "frequent slider miles" by now? 26 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,349 How much time do we have? 27 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,518 A shade under two days. 28 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,686 Plenty of time for a little R&R. 29 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,522 Hey, what's that all about? 30 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,324 Probably one of my doubles finishing up a song. 31 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,692 Yeah, right. 32 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,361 Hey, you never know. 33 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,898 Before you guys hooked up with me 34 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,367 I met a Rembrandt Brown who was an Elvis on his world. 35 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,935 Okay, Remmy. 36 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,304 No kidding. They even had Remmy impersonators. 37 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:18,906 Yeah. 38 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,457 Sorry. 39 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,928 Well, did I get your vote? 40 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,702 Stay back! Stay back! 41 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:01,048 What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? 42 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:04,818 What if you could slide into a thousand different worlds 43 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:08,055 where it's the same year and you're the same person, 44 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,357 but everything else is different? 45 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,760 And what if you can't find your way home? 46 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,288 Sliders. 47 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,727 Faced with back-to-back identical snacks... 48 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,830 How many people can say they just ran 49 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,765 into the President of the United States? 50 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,368 Please... I just want to forget it happened. 51 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,470 Not much chance of that. 52 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,938 What? 53 00:03:58,271 --> 00:03:59,806 Give me that! 54 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,109 How did they get the paper out so fast? 55 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,244 We've only been here for a few hours. 56 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,113 It's not just the paper... 57 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,514 If you're just joining us, 58 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,116 we're bringing you continuing coverage 59 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:12,085 of the President's apparent extra-marital affair. 60 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,121 Oh, give me a break! 61 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:17,457 Our resident psychologist has tentatively diagnosed the President 62 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,526 as having a sexual addiction. 63 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,161 Remmy! 64 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,730 And it has been confirmed that President Williams 65 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:26,099 had been seeing the young woman... 66 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,835 Not known how long the romance has been going on, 67 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,137 but insiders say... 68 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,773 Our unseasonably hot and steamy weather forecast... 69 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,007 Leave it there. 70 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,844 But first, more on the President's hot and steamy affair! 71 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,984 I think you and the Prez make a pretty cute couple, if you ask me. 72 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,652 I didn't ask you. 73 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,854 What kind of a place is this? 74 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,123 It's like Tabloid World. 75 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,492 Listen to these headlines... 76 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:56,730 "Baseball hunk strikes out with starlet but loses 30 pounds." 77 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:01,601 "Image of Virgin Mary appears in slice of marble rye, 78 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,137 "thousands make pilgrimage." 79 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,239 And this is The Herald! 80 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:10,243 Well, I'd love to see what they print in the rags. 81 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,145 I think I found one. 82 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,183 "Stocks plunge to record lows. 83 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,885 "The Senate tables health-care vote. 84 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:22,489 "Heavy fighting continues in Switzerland." 85 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,858 This seems to be real news. 86 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,493 What is it? 87 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,328 It's The Hawks Report. 88 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,098 Put out by somebody named Bobby Hawks. 89 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,200 What was that about fighting in Switzerland? 90 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,670 "Recent reports confirm an escalation 91 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,438 "with heavy casualties in the war 92 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,674 "between the United States and the Swiss." 93 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,409 Over what? Cheese? 94 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,511 A Swatch embargo? 95 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:48,482 Apparently, Switzerland was responsible for a banking scandal 96 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,650 that's led to a worldwide depression. 97 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,919 There's even a rumor about ethnic cleansing 98 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,888 in the French speaking part of the country. 99 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,323 Ethnic cleansing? 100 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,358 Wait. The Swiss have an army? 101 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,294 I thought they just had army knives. 102 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,663 So what's the United States' involvement? 103 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,165 It doesn't say. 104 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,367 This is from last week. 105 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,469 I'd like to see a current issue. 106 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:13,106 Yeah. Maybe he's got the real story on the President's affair. 107 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,246 The President's apparent extra-marital affair. 108 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,248 The American public seems fascinated 109 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,626 by the President's romantic involvement with the mystery woman. 110 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,785 Ah. 111 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,287 I cannot believe they're making such a big deal out of... 112 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,822 out of nothing! 113 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,657 Jeff, you know there's nothing they won't do 114 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,793 to sell papers or attract viewers. 115 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,095 Well, you're right, as usual, dear, 116 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,230 but this is getting out of hand. 117 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,566 Chuck, I want you to quash this story 118 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,034 before it goes any further. 119 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,570 That may not be our best bet, Mr. President. 120 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,672 As weird as it sounds, 121 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,074 this sex scandal might be a blessing in disguise. 122 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,912 Well, it's a damn good disguise! 123 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,581 What are you talking about? 124 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:57,684 Well, sir, if you've noticed, 125 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,252 ever since this story broke, 126 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:02,389 nobody's been paying attention to the situation in Switzerland. 127 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,425 That's true. 128 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,562 So you're suggesting that we... 129 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,799 So long as we keep the people in a feeding frenzy over the scandal, 130 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:15,402 no one's gonna care what we do in Switzerland. 131 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,404 Play it up instead of down. 132 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,072 Exactly, sir. 133 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,242 I don't know, Chuck... 134 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:24,644 That way we'd be using the media, 135 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,780 instead of them using us. 136 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,515 For a change. 137 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,885 Hmm. Good point. 138 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,431 Hopefully, this whole thing will just blow over. 139 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,204 I would just love to have a couple of days 140 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,468 in a normal world doing normal stuff. 141 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,238 I can't believe how expensive everything is here. 142 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,539 Can I help you? 143 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,541 Aren't you the President's mystery woman? 144 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,409 Ah. The whole thing was a big mistake. 145 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,945 Uh, yeah, this is a big mistake, all right, 146 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,014 breaking up a happy marriage. 147 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,515 Shame on you! 148 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:05,685 I am not having an affair with the President! 149 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,754 Can ya autograph my newspaper? 150 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,890 Right under the picture of you and the President. 151 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,393 I'm going back to the hotel. 152 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,164 Sorry. 153 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,668 Hey, want me to walk with you? 154 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,870 Oh, that's okay. You guys go have a good time. 155 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,740 I just need to be alone for a little while. 156 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,146 I'll catch up with you guys later. 157 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,514 Where are you goin'? 158 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,650 Just havin' a look around. 159 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,587 He's a big boy. 160 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,289 Yeah. But he's still new at this. 161 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,990 Oh, let him have a little fun. 162 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:47,661 Hey, you wanna check out HDTV on this world? 163 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,167 Yeah. 164 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,442 If you don't like what I write, don't read it. 165 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,852 Nobody's forcing you. 166 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,049 But I do like what you write. 167 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,652 You sure you're in the right place? 168 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,420 Do you publish The Hawks Report? 169 00:09:47,457 --> 00:09:48,527 Yeah. 170 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,457 Then I got the right place. 171 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,592 This is a joke, right? 172 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,794 Bernie Shaw send you? Somebody at The Herald? 173 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:58,131 Nobody sent me. I'm interested in what you do. 174 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,335 Um... 175 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,408 Um... 176 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,243 Please, Mr... 177 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,644 You can call me Mallory. 178 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,879 Call me Bobby. 179 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,114 Okay, Bobby. 180 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,816 Uh, doesn't anybody care about real news? 181 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:21,521 Well, let's just say they're easily distracted. 182 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,123 And you? 183 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,724 I like hard news. 184 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,427 Right now I'm online with a compatriot in Chicago. 185 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,863 We have a sort of loose network of people around the world 186 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,333 that share information on issues that are just a little more important 187 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,901 than who is sleeping with whom. 188 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,037 And which soap star is really an alien. 189 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,005 Like the war in Switzerland. 190 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,375 Yeah. 191 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,677 Well, what's the story there? 192 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,447 I thought you said you read my stuff. 193 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,716 When I can get a hold of it. 194 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,419 Otherwise I'm stuck with "clown news." 195 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,421 Ha. I understand. 196 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,758 Okay. Well, the Swiss President, Marcel Vache, 197 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,693 affectionately known as the Butcher of Bern, 198 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,563 he started the whole thing by nationalizing Swiss banks, 199 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,832 putting the world into a massive economic crisis. 200 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,068 But how'd the U.S. get involved? 201 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,537 Well, you really are interested. 202 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:16,910 President Williams, he couldn't get approval from Congress or the U.N., 203 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,713 so he just went ahead and sent in ground troops, hoping to stabilize things. 204 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,916 I can understand his concern, 205 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,886 but is it really worth it risking all those lives in an undeclared war? 206 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,688 I wish more people felt that way. 207 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,924 I don't see how they could ignore it. 208 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:36,629 Well, first off, they think that I'm a crackpot who makes this stuff up. 209 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,534 Now, I am a crackpot. 210 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,337 But the news is real. Do you want some? 211 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,372 Uh, no. 212 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,809 Now, second, even if they did believe me, 213 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,846 they would still be more interested in dirty laundry. 214 00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:54,287 Take this affair business. 215 00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:55,717 Now, I got a theory about that. 216 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,134 Which is? 217 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,721 A source in Geneva says that our side is actually losing the war. 218 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,757 And the rumor is we're about to use some kind of illegal weapon. 219 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,060 Well, how does that tie in with the scandal? 220 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,964 Hmm. Well, I think the President's affair is being played up 221 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,200 to keep people distracted from his real problems overseas. 222 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,402 Could be. 223 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,805 You want a piece of inside info? 224 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,106 What's that? 225 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,075 The President's affair is a fake. 226 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,477 There's no relationship with that woman. 227 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,279 How do you know that? 228 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,348 Because I was there when it happened. 229 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,583 I know the woman in question. 230 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,587 Um... 231 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,258 Don't move. 232 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:46,166 Um, okay, Mallory... 233 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:56,209 Oh, come on, guys, I'm goin' stir crazy here. 234 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,680 We have a report coming in from Tony Jacobs 235 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,215 on the scene in Pacoima. 236 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,184 White House sources have released the name 237 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,586 of the President's alleged mystery woman. 238 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,222 She is evidently a Maggie Beckett. 239 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,524 And she lives here in the Southland 240 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,827 at the Cajero Mobile Home Park and Campground. 241 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,030 Yes, Ann, I'm here in Pacoima 242 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,732 at the address we were given just moments ago. 243 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,404 Oh, give me a break. 244 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,713 What do you want? 245 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:27,463 This some kinda contest? 246 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,375 I'm Tony Jacobs of GNN. 247 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,878 Are you Maggie Beckett? 248 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,380 Do I have to buy any magazines? 249 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,583 No, ma'am. The White House has named you 250 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,220 as the woman currently having an affair with President Williams. 251 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,854 The what house? 252 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,792 Martha Lou put that dog down. 253 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,294 I know, honey, but he don't like the hat. 254 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,530 I know, Mom. We're just having fun. 255 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,632 I'm sorry. Now, what's this about the President? 256 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,301 We had some information that you might be the person 257 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,203 having an illicit affair with the President, 258 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,673 but obviously, you're not the right Maggie Beckett. 259 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,775 This is Tony Jacobs in Pacoima 260 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,311 sending it back to you at GNN central. 261 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,512 Wait a minute. 262 00:14:06,565 --> 00:14:08,433 How the hell do you know I'm not seein' him? 263 00:14:08,471 --> 00:14:09,515 Hmm? 264 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,085 It's not like I can't get myself any dates, right? 265 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,353 I'm sorry, ma'am. 266 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,021 Hey, come back here. 267 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,657 You want a story? Hey, mister, I'll give you a story. 268 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,995 I said put that damn dog down! 269 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,063 Give me a break. 270 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,333 It's about time! 271 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,272 Good afternoon. We represent the President of the United States. 272 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,973 Okay. We are not having an affair. 273 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,141 We know. 274 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,576 - You know? - Of course. 275 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,910 Mind if we come in? 276 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,579 Sure. 277 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,383 Miss Beckett, you're in a unique position to serve your country. 278 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,917 How do you know my name? 279 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,586 It's what I do. 280 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:50,056 We realize that this is all an innocent misunderstanding. 281 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,936 Well, why don't you tell that to the press? 282 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,593 I'm afraid we can't just now. 283 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,162 In the meantime, we'd like you to come with us. 284 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,630 The President needs you. 285 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,250 Well, he can need somebody else 'cause I'm just passing through. 286 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,769 Nobody turns down a Presidential request. 287 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,873 Well, I guess then I'm that nobody. 288 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,209 In that case, this is not a request. 289 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,752 Shall we? 290 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,871 Never leave the door unlocked. 291 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,042 You don't know what might come slithering in. 292 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,012 Yeah. Like us. 293 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,417 Maggie? 294 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,255 Maggie? 295 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:16,909 Any luck? 296 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,811 No. You? 297 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,147 When did you last see her? 298 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,483 Same time you did when she headed back here. 299 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,984 Where'd you go anyway? 300 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,086 I hooked up with this guy, Hawks. 301 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,856 He publishes that paper I found in the room. 302 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,159 I told him this whole affair with the President is a fake. 303 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,195 Well, big deal. Nobody reads him anyway. 304 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,531 So, what do we do now? 305 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,868 Well, we hang tight right here. 306 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,636 Slider's Rule Number 2A. 307 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,838 If you don't know what to do, do nothing, 308 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,807 but do it at the hotel. 309 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,378 We still have plenty of time left. 310 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,048 And she knows when we slide, she'll be back. 311 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,851 Could I buy you a drink? 312 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,662 Remember, you're havin' a great time. 313 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,697 Oh, is that what I'm having? 314 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,233 If you could be just a little more cooperative. 315 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,335 If you could just let me outta here. 316 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:27,713 You know, this is just as awkward for me as it is for you, Miss Beckett. 317 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,115 Wanna bet? 318 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,384 No, really, posing for these fake photographs, 319 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,953 it's... it's not my idea. 320 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,290 But, well, circumstances... 321 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:43,362 I really do apologize for putting you through all this. 322 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,332 You were, after all, just an innocent bystander. 323 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,268 Okay. 324 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,506 Perfect. Hold that. 325 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,709 Okay, we need one over on the sofa. 326 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,588 Sir, let's pick up the champagne glasses and... 327 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,890 Great. 328 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,125 Propose a toast. 329 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,963 Well, I'll really be glad when this is over. 330 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,798 Tell me about it. 331 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,401 Perfect. 332 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,003 Okay. We can take a break now 333 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,038 and we'll check out the exposures. 334 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,211 So, this must not be very easy for you, either. 335 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,813 I beg your pardon? 336 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,048 Standing by your man and all. 337 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,052 Well, you're not really having an affair with my husband. 338 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,823 Are you? 339 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,428 Oh, of course not. But everybody thinks that we are, 340 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,797 so it must put you in an awkward position. 341 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,499 That's all I meant. 342 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:59,071 Yes. Well, uh, I do appreciate your concern. 343 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,642 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm... 344 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,965 Smart girl, that Miss Beckett. 345 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,800 Yes. Very perceptive. 346 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,702 We may have to keep an eye on her. 347 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,840 Okay, Mel, do your stuff. 348 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,152 Fine. 349 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,854 People will think this has been goin' on for years. 350 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,623 Ah. 351 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,401 And then the hot tub. 352 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,273 Mmm. 353 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:12,178 Mmm, looks like he's enjoying himself a little too much. 354 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,652 Oh. 355 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,190 Oh, yeah. 356 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,525 As we bring you brand-new exclusive photos 357 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,260 of President Williams and his mistress... 358 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,462 Whoa! 359 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,830 Uh, yes, Karen... 360 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,865 That girl moves fast. 361 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,735 You can see by the footage Just delivered to us that... 362 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,039 That could be a computer generated image, you know. 363 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,208 How do we know it's not for real? 364 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,678 You were the one who told the newspaper guy that it was a fake. 365 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,013 It's a pretty good fake. 366 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,483 Here they are dallying in a hot tub... 367 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,917 Guys! 368 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,452 Something's goin' on here. 369 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:56,622 She wouldn't voluntarily get involved in something like this. 370 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,891 Okay, so what are we looking at? 371 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,862 Secret Service? FBI? CIA? 372 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,032 I think I know a way we can be sure about that picture. 373 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,502 First off, let's lose those black bars. 374 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,203 - Mallory! - What? 375 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:14,006 Don't we need to see the whole picture to tell if it's not a fake? 376 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,043 Well, it was worth a shot. 377 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,377 Can we blow up the image? 378 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,578 Sure. 379 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,981 Of course it depends on if it's a rasterized image or not. 380 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,117 I mean, if it's a bit map like a TIFF, then it'll get dotty if we blow it. 381 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,787 Yeah, right, but if it's a JPEG, it depends how lossy it is. 382 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,921 Yep. 383 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,423 I think they're in love. 384 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,091 Oh, we are in luck. 385 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,292 It's rasterized. 386 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:34,427 What a relief. 387 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,563 We can make this thing into a billboard and never lose res. 388 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,132 Whoa, whoa, whoa. There. 389 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,734 What's that? 390 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,103 It looks like a champagne glass. 391 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,238 Yeah, I see it. A reflection. 392 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,473 Yeah. Keep goin'. 393 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:48,874 Okay, sure. 394 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,578 Looks like a table. 395 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,146 Yeah, something's on it. 396 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,182 Okay, let's take a look... 397 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,552 Okay, that's as close as I can go without losing resolution. 398 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,320 It's a matchbook. 399 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,824 "A.H." 400 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,125 Somebody's initials? 401 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,426 Yeah, it could be anybody. 402 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,428 No, no, it's the Ambassador Hotel. 403 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:10,696 Are you sure? 404 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,032 Yeah. I stole some towels from them last year. 405 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,068 I live on the cheap. 406 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,003 Now, so this was taken at the Ambassador. 407 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:21,006 Right. And your friend must be in on this conspiracy, 408 00:22:21,037 --> 00:22:22,653 otherwise she wouldn't be in the footage. 409 00:22:22,687 --> 00:22:24,307 She wouldn't have any part of any conspiracy. 410 00:22:24,331 --> 00:22:25,770 No. She'd never go along with it. 411 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,279 Is that her in the picture? 412 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,384 Well, whatever's goin' on, we've got to get her, and soon. 413 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,120 You still think she's at the hotel? 414 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,555 And if she is, how do we get around security? 415 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,424 You know, we're talkin' Secret Service here. 416 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,393 Well, I happen to be a card-carrying member of the press, 417 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,996 although most people would like to forget that. 418 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,498 Um... 419 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,500 And they are having a press briefing 420 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,935 before the President's next stop, which is in... 421 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,837 Anybody got the time? 422 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,906 Twenty minutes. 423 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,641 Look, you got any spare credentials? 424 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,843 Yeah. Yeah, uh... 425 00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,578 Somewhere... Yes, yes. 426 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,580 Okay, I got photographer's pass, 427 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,616 assistant, that sorta thing. 428 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,751 Can I use this? Yeah, yeah. Take it. 429 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,287 Here, you get to be the assistant. 430 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,757 Okay. 431 00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:19,265 Yeah. I realize noxin gas has been outlawed, General, 432 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,033 but due to our heavy casualties, 433 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,702 the President emphasized how imperative it is 434 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:28,107 to finish this war as quickly as possible, and with honor. 435 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,643 Well, if noxin is as effective as you say, 436 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,711 we can't afford not to use it. 437 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,547 And what can the U.N. do about it? 438 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:38,784 Deplore our actions? Register deep concern with the tragic consequences? 439 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,753 I think we can live with that. 440 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,522 And let me worry about public opinion. 441 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,425 I think we can keep a lid on things until after the fact. 442 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,993 Right? 443 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:55,835 They always serve Burgundy chicken at these fund-raisers. 444 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,937 I hate Burgundy chicken. 445 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,439 And what is the name of that governor? 446 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:01,907 Hovington. 447 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:05,244 Oh, uh, I really do appreciate you putting up 448 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,046 with all of this, Miss Beckett. 449 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,181 Well, thanks, but it's not like I had a choice. 450 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:10,950 I was drafted. 451 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,952 Well, from time to time, we're all called upon 452 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,888 to sacrifice our private lives for the public good. 453 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,090 It's the price of democracy. 454 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,725 No hard feelings? 455 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,761 Well, maybe one or two. 456 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,230 Ah. 457 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,098 I'll send you an autographed picture 458 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,068 or maybe an ashtray from Air Force One. 459 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,406 Yes? 460 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,175 Right away. 461 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:40,079 Sir, the reporters are waiting for you in the Sagebrush Room. 462 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,081 Press conference. 463 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:43,549 Thanks again. 464 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:44,950 Bye. 465 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:52,491 Well... 466 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,462 Guess there's no reason for me to stick around either. 467 00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:58,197 Actually, something has come up 468 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,833 that will necessitate your continued cooperation. 469 00:25:00,895 --> 00:25:02,275 The President said... 470 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,903 Never mind what the President said. 471 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,038 You're coming with us to the next campaign stop. 472 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:09,308 Forget it, Chuckles. I'm outta here. 473 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,381 Or not. 474 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,921 Watch it, Brutus. 475 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,875 No window. 476 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:21,046 Hello. Yes, I'd like an outside line, please. 477 00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:24,450 What do you mean the President's lines are secure? 478 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,586 This is the President's girlfriend. 479 00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:28,921 Hello? 480 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,765 Oh, great. 481 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:59,218 Relax. Chuck, you're too tense. 482 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,489 Yeah, well, it's a little hard to relax 483 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:05,491 after the stunt that she just pulled. 484 00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:08,260 She gets out, she could really screw things up. 485 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,928 That girl's a loose cannon. 486 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,965 Well, then I think she's a cannon that needs to be fired. 487 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,466 Yeah. 488 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,139 I'll get Kennedy to take care of that. 489 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,441 Hmm. Good idea. 490 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:28,047 Oh, by the way, really good work on the nude photos. 491 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,748 - Yeah? Thanks. - You know? 492 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,413 Yeah, I only wish Jeff actually looked that good under his clothes. 493 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:36,021 Now, you, on the other hand... 494 00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:38,690 Mmm. 495 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,600 I'll just be a minute. 496 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,070 Oh, that's okay. I could use the company. 497 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,740 Oh, my stars, the President's girlfriend. 498 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,508 I saw you on TV. 499 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,010 Uh, no... 500 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,713 Yeah, well, you caught me, guilty as charged. 501 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:04,183 It must be so exciting. What's he like? 502 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:05,918 Very romantic, I bet. 503 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,720 I mean, he is the most powerful man in the world and all. 504 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:15,727 Yeah, um, he's quite a guy. 505 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,868 Excuse me. 506 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,612 Shouldn't you be making your rounds? 507 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:09,381 I think Shaw and I can handle one girl. 508 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,950 She won't be with us much longer anyway. 509 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:21,560 DNA results prove beyond doubt 510 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:25,464 that Thomas Jefferson fathered an illegitimate child by one of his slaves... 511 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,032 A White House source says, 512 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,767 that means our current President 513 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:32,070 is really no better than one of our founding fathers. 514 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,089 Press briefing, Sagebrush Room. 515 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,617 Cleanup will be here in five minutes. 516 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,686 Meet 'em at the service elevator. 517 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:49,848 All right, now what? 518 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:52,084 We just can't barge in on the President. 519 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,885 Shouldn't there be Secret Service? 520 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,954 Maybe they've already gone to their next stop. 521 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,990 No, no, no, they're around here somewhere. 522 00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,992 Hurry up. Let's check these rooms. 523 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:02,928 Hey! 524 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,033 Maggie! 525 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,041 It's not her. 526 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,209 Thank God. 527 00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,377 Who is she? 528 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,579 And why is she wearin' Maggie's clothes? 529 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:22,281 And who killed her? 530 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,816 Let's get the devil outta here 531 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,752 in case they think we did it. 532 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,174 The Washington Memorial. 533 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,143 Oh! Hail to the chief. 534 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:55,781 No, I... I always wanted to do it in the Lincoln Bedroom. 535 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:56,948 Oh. 536 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,953 Oh. 537 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:06,558 Pierson. 538 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,460 What? 539 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,429 You stupid... 540 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,230 They offed the wrong girl. 541 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:13,999 Where's Beckett? 542 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,377 Oh, I don't care what you have to do to find her, 543 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,470 but you find her and find her fast. 544 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,443 I don't believe this. 545 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,678 What are you doin'? 546 00:32:26,912 --> 00:32:28,513 Goin' back to my room. 547 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:32,050 I'm beginning to think I didn't pick the right man for this job after all. 548 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,253 Meaning? We'll find her, Sela. 549 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,222 Well, I hope so. 550 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,726 I'm not prepared to let you sink my inept husband 551 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:43,762 just because you are even more inept. 552 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,272 Obviously, whoever killed that woman thought she was your friend. 553 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,808 Well, if Maggie got away, she'll come here. 554 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:58,176 Yeah, but what if she didn't? 555 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,345 We'll burn that bridge when we get to it. 556 00:33:00,537 --> 00:33:03,448 You know, maybe they only wanted her for photo ops to begin with, 557 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:06,218 but somebody or something changed the rules. 558 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,553 You don't think she was making trouble for them, do you? 559 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,189 Our Maggie? No. 560 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,958 Hey, guys! 561 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,260 See, I knew she'd make it. 562 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,295 Hey! Hey! Help! 563 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:18,497 Hey... 564 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,699 Remmy! Let go of me! 565 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,203 Remmy! 566 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:34,079 Damn! 567 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,447 Now what? 568 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,854 What's this? 569 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:47,058 Looks like those little caps that the maids wear. 570 00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:48,593 Why was she dressed like that? 571 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,596 Maybe the Prez gets really turned on by the French maid act. 572 00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:53,632 It's anybody's guess where they've taken her. 573 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,267 Or what they're gonna do with her. 574 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,678 Yeah, well, if that dead girl at the hotel is any indication, 575 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,538 I'd say your friend is in big trouble. 576 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,239 Let's go back to your office. 577 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:03,008 I got an idea. 578 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,248 Okay. What do ya need? 579 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,751 You got some clear pictures of Maggie stored up, right? 580 00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:14,935 Oh, yeah, man. In fact, I got hundreds of them. 581 00:34:14,974 --> 00:34:16,504 All you gotta do is pick a tape and a frame. 582 00:34:16,528 --> 00:34:17,543 But what's the deal? 583 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,958 The deal is we fight fire with fire. 584 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,760 Meaning what? 585 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,095 Meaning Bobby here is gonna doctor up 586 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:26,531 some pictures of Maggie and then leak them to the press. 587 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,099 No, he's not. 588 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,303 What do you mean? 589 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,973 Look, if I did that, I'd be just as deceitful as everybody else. 590 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,275 Don't think of it as lowering yourself to their level, 591 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,377 think of it as beating 'em at their own game. 592 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,213 Hey, look, I want to help, okay? 593 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:44,082 Really. But this goes against everything that I believe in. 594 00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:46,451 You don't believe in helping save a person's life? 595 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,221 You're willing to work to save innocent lives in Switzerland? 596 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:50,622 Yeah. 597 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,992 What about saving an innocent life right here? 598 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,065 What do you want me to do? 599 00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:01,166 Great! 600 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:04,836 Okay, first, let's get a good, clean shot of her face. 601 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,808 Let me go! 602 00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:11,610 Ow. 603 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,379 Mr. President, please. 604 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,815 You're a reasonable man. Help me out here. 605 00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,383 I'd like to, Maggie, but I'm sorry. 606 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,118 This thing is out of my hands. 607 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:22,420 How can that be? You're the President. 608 00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:25,457 Can't you see that the best thing for you to do would be 609 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:28,126 to come clean about this whole setup? 610 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,562 The American public can be very forgiving 611 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,464 if you just tell them the truth. 612 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,400 The truth? That's a new one. 613 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,569 I'm sorry if there were any way around this... 614 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,304 We can't have her running around town, 615 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,172 telling everybody about our little project. 616 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,774 What project? 617 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,043 What else are you tryin' cover up? 618 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:47,722 Well, Chuck, isn't there anyway we could handle this without, you know... 619 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:48,747 Jeff! 620 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:52,250 It is either this little whistle-blowing tramp or you! 621 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,754 That is the menu, honey, pure and simple. 622 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,161 Oh, you knew going into this you were going to have to make compromises. 623 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:02,360 Well, compromises are one thing, but murder... 624 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,262 The maid. 625 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,132 Lose the girl, Jeff, 626 00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:09,801 or spend the rest of your presidency in disgrace, 627 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,803 possibly impeached. 628 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:15,206 And I have no intention of remaining married to an impeached President, 629 00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:17,509 I can guarantee you that. 630 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,746 Look, you may be many things, 631 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,617 but I can't believe that you're a murderer. Think about it. 632 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,419 The news shows are gonna have a field day 633 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,479 when they find my body and everybody's gonna think 634 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,389 that you murdered your mistress. 635 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,659 Impeachment nothing. They'll put you in prison. 636 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:38,964 What makes you think anybody's gonna find the body? 637 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,001 Your taxpayer dollars at work. 638 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:57,749 Tell Kennedy we have another target for him. 639 00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,986 These photos just received by GNN make a shocking twist... 640 00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,420 Hold it! 641 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,089 Turn it up. 642 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:09,260 The dead woman has tentatively been identified as Maggie Beckett, 643 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,762 the President's mistress, 644 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:14,699 although, at present, officials have only these photos to go by. 645 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:17,869 Whoa! 646 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,704 Those are obviously phony pictures. 647 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,906 Gee, you think so, Sherlock? 648 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,409 Police say, due to the savagery of the murder, 649 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:27,512 the killer was someone who had strong feelings about the victim. 650 00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,948 In other words, a crime of passion. 651 00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:31,483 The evidence is still coming in, 652 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:34,419 but I'd have to say things don't look good for the President. 653 00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,965 How can they think that I had anything to do with her murder? 654 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,357 I told you. 655 00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:42,661 Jeff, you idiot, she's not dead. Not yet, anyway. 656 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,272 Look, I... I think we have to rethink this situation, Mrs. Williams. 657 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:46,631 What are you talking about? 658 00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:49,034 Well, if everybody thinks that the President murdered me, 659 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:50,368 the only way to clear him 660 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,570 is to show the world that I'm alive and well. 661 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,973 As much as I'd like to get rid of Miss Beckett, 662 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,775 I think if we keep her from talking, 663 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,410 we can still stay in the clear. 664 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,910 Show everyone that she's alive, that I haven't killed anyone, 665 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,448 and let them go on believing that the affair is still ongoing? 666 00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:07,419 Exactly. We could possibly use this to our advantage. 667 00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:08,553 Meaning? 668 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,155 We hold a press conference. 669 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:12,390 We let them pepper you with murder allegations, 670 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:14,959 then we dramatically present Miss Beckett. 671 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,828 Seeing the two of you, side by side, 672 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,197 will make the affair an even hotter story, 673 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,333 especially if the First Lady is there. 674 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:27,172 It'll certainly increase my credibility. 675 00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:31,443 And make me look like an even bigger fool for staying with you. 676 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,344 I like it. 677 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:41,986 Thus far, there's been no official word from the White House, 678 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:45,090 increasing speculation that the President has, indeed, 679 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:47,926 brutally murdered his mistress, Maggie Beckett. 680 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,630 Well, so far, they're buying it. 681 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,200 Yeah. Good job on those photos, Bobby. 682 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,202 I just hope I did the right thing. 683 00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,837 I'm getting word now that the President 684 00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:01,439 is scheduled to hold a press conference momentarily. 685 00:39:01,565 --> 00:39:04,976 White House sources say he'll address the murder allegations at that time. 686 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,712 We'll go there live as soon as the President arrives. 687 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,013 Bingo! 688 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,982 Guys, we're cuttin' it close. 689 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,484 Let's roll. 690 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:16,654 President is gonna have to defend himself against the allegations... 691 00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:28,900 I sure hope Maggie's okay. 692 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,709 Ladies and gentlemen, 693 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,311 the President of the United States. 694 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,623 Have you hired a criminal attorney yet? 695 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,958 Mr. President! Was it a lovers' quarrel? 696 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,560 What kind of weapon did you use? 697 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:57,929 Was her death the result of rough sex play? 698 00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,464 Are the allegations true? 699 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,166 I'm only going to say this one time. 700 00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:02,867 So listen carefully. 701 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:08,273 I did not have homicidal relations with that woman, 702 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,074 Maggie Beckett. 703 00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:12,577 Did you have someone else kill her for you? 704 00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:14,279 Did you drive her to take her own life? 705 00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,447 Did the First Lady kill her in a jealous rage? 706 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,216 Look what we started! 707 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:21,019 Yeah, we're getting pretty good at that. 708 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,855 With all due respect, sir, why should we believe you? 709 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,056 Sir! Sir! 710 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,892 Well, now, that's the first valid question I've heard today. 711 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:31,596 Why should you believe me? 712 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:37,035 Well, for one thing, I have always been honest with the American people. 713 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,571 And for another, 714 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,607 Maggie Beckett is not dead. 715 00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:52,083 As you can see, she is completely unharmed! 716 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,221 But where did those pictures come from? 717 00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:58,923 Those... Those photos were faked 718 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,593 by some sick prankster in order to embarrass me 719 00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:04,729 and make it appear as though Miss Beckett had been killed. 720 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:09,367 Unfortunately, you've all been made the victims of a hoax. 721 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:12,437 What about the other hoax, Mr. President? 722 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,974 Mr. Hawks, our resident conspiracy theorist. 723 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,577 What is it this time? Is it polluted waters of Santa Monica Bay? 724 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:24,782 Is it illegal contributions from Asians for the campaign? 725 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,985 Uh, greedy HMOs? 726 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,920 Or some other equally ridiculous thing? 727 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,091 No. I'm talking about the war in Switzerland. 728 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:38,696 I've heard reports that we're about to use an illegal chemical weapon. 729 00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:42,967 Well, I never cease to be amazed by your vivid imagination. 730 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,371 There is no such weapon. 731 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,407 What about the phony affair with Maggie Beckett? 732 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,543 Well, as you can see, Miss Beckett is quite real. 733 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,979 Yes, but our affair isn't and never has been. 734 00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:56,648 And what are you guys gonna do, huh? 735 00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:59,250 You gonna shoot me in front of all these witnesses? 736 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:05,156 What this man right here is saying is true. 737 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:08,426 The President has been using me to fool all of you. 738 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,595 And what's even more horrible 739 00:42:10,795 --> 00:42:13,631 is that a young woman who worked right at this very hotel 740 00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:16,267 was murdered because they thought she was me. 741 00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:20,371 An innocent person is dead because of all this 742 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:23,541 and many more will die in a needless war. 743 00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:25,310 Will you do something? 744 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,511 Like what? 745 00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:27,979 Bobby Hawks is right! 746 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:32,083 The President is about to unleash a nerve gas that is so horrible, 747 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,253 it has been declared illegal by international law. 748 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,554 Now, please, please. 749 00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,022 Now, don't fall for it. 750 00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:40,191 Mr. Hawks is a crackpot. You all know that. 751 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,759 No, listen to him. 752 00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:45,096 Let him speak. Let him take the podium. 753 00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:47,031 Mr. President. Mr. President. 754 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,946 Mr. Hawks. 755 00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:15,493 We all owe a huge debt of gratitude to Maggie Beckett and her friends 756 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,195 for having risked their lives 757 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,797 in order to expose the President's scheme. 758 00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,332 Come on up here, guys. 759 00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:25,536 So glad to see you. 760 00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:27,038 Back at you, Maggie. 761 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:28,706 Hi, guys. 762 00:43:30,975 --> 00:43:32,477 We've got to go. 763 00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:36,114 And now, if you'll excuse us. 764 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,116 We have another engagement. 57084

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