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Yes, America is
stronger than ever.
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Yeah!
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And you, the people who put
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the First Lady and myself in the
White House six short years ago,
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you made it all possible!
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Mr. President!
Mr. President!
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Do you sleep in the nude?
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Mr. President, do
you sleep in the nude?
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Well, I'd like to
answer that, Helen,
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but I'm afraid it might
embarrass Mrs. Williams.
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Why? Doesn't she know?
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Oh, she knows.
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I just don't think
she wants you to know.
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All right, well...
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We need to move on now,
and put such concerns behind us
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and get on with the job that the
American people elected me to do.
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Mr. President!
Mr. President!
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What about the war
in Switzerland?
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When will you end
the senseless slaughter?
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Mr. President!
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Thank you, L.A.!
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Mr. President!
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Where are we?
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A hotel we probably
can't afford.
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Shouldn't we be getting
"frequent slider miles" by now?
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How much time do we have?
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A shade under two days.
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Plenty of time for a little R&R.
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Hey, what's that all about?
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Probably one of my
doubles finishing up a song.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, you never know.
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Before you guys
hooked up with me
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I met a Rembrandt Brown
who was an Elvis on his world.
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Okay, Remmy.
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No kidding. They even
had Remmy impersonators.
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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Well, did I get your vote?
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Stay back!
Stay back!
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What if you found
a portal to a parallel universe?
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What if you could slide into
a thousand different worlds
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where it's the same year
and you're the same person,
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but everything else
is different?
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And what if you can't
find your way home?
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Sliders.
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Faced with
back-to-back identical snacks...
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How many people
can say they just ran
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into the President
of the United States?
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Please... I just want
to forget it happened.
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Not much chance of that.
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What?
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Give me that!
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How did they get
the paper out so fast?
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We've only been
here for a few hours.
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It's not just the paper...
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If you're just joining us,
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we're bringing you
continuing coverage
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of the President's apparent
extra-marital affair.
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Oh, give me a break!
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Our resident psychologist has
tentatively diagnosed the President
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as having a sexual addiction.
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Remmy!
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And it has been
confirmed that President Williams
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had been seeing
the young woman...
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Not known how
long the romance has been going on,
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but insiders say...
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Our unseasonably
hot and steamy weather forecast...
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Leave it there.
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But first, more on
the President's hot and steamy affair!
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I think you and the Prez make a
pretty cute couple, if you ask me.
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I didn't ask you.
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What kind of a place is this?
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It's like Tabloid World.
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Listen to these headlines...
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"Baseball hunk strikes out
with starlet but loses 30 pounds."
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"Image of Virgin Mary
appears in slice of marble rye,
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"thousands make
pilgrimage."
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And this is The Herald!
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Well, I'd love to see
what they print in the rags.
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I think I found one.
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"Stocks plunge to record lows.
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"The Senate tables
health-care vote.
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"Heavy fighting continues
in Switzerland."
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This seems to be real news.
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What is it?
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It's The Hawks Report.
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Put out by somebody
named Bobby Hawks.
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What was that about
fighting in Switzerland?
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"Recent reports confirm
an escalation
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"with heavy casualties
in the war
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"between the United States
and the Swiss."
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Over what? Cheese?
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A Swatch embargo?
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Apparently, Switzerland was
responsible for a banking scandal
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that's led to
a worldwide depression.
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There's even a rumor
about ethnic cleansing
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in the French speaking
part of the country.
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Ethnic cleansing?
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Wait. The Swiss
have an army?
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I thought they just
had army knives.
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So what's the United States'
involvement?
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It doesn't say.
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This is from last week.
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I'd like to see a current issue.
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Yeah. Maybe he's got the real
story on the President's affair.
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The President's
apparent extra-marital affair.
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The American public
seems fascinated
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by the President's romantic
involvement with the mystery woman.
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Ah.
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I cannot believe they're
making such a big deal out of...
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out of nothing!
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Jeff, you know
there's nothing they won't do
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to sell papers
or attract viewers.
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Well, you're right,
as usual, dear,
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but this is getting out of hand.
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Chuck, I want you
to quash this story
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before it goes any further.
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That may not be our
best bet, Mr. President.
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As weird as it sounds,
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this sex scandal might
be a blessing in disguise.
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Well, it's a damn good disguise!
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What are you talking about?
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Well, sir, if you've noticed,
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ever since this story broke,
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nobody's been paying attention
to the situation in Switzerland.
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That's true.
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So you're suggesting that we...
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So long as we keep the people in
a feeding frenzy over the scandal,
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no one's gonna care
what we do in Switzerland.
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Play it up instead of down.
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Exactly, sir.
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I don't know, Chuck...
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That way we'd
be using the media,
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instead of them using us.
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For a change.
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Hmm. Good point.
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Hopefully, this whole
thing will just blow over.
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I would just love to
have a couple of days
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in a normal world
doing normal stuff.
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I can't believe how
expensive everything is here.
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Can I help you?
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Aren't you the President's
mystery woman?
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Ah. The whole thing
was a big mistake.
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Uh, yeah, this is a
big mistake, all right,
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breaking up a happy marriage.
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Shame on you!
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I am not having an affair
with the President!
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Can ya autograph my newspaper?
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Right under the picture
of you and the President.
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I'm going back to the hotel.
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Sorry.
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Hey, want me to walk with you?
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Oh, that's okay. You
guys go have a good time.
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I just need to be alone
for a little while.
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I'll catch up
with you guys later.
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Where are you goin'?
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Just havin' a look around.
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He's a big boy.
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Yeah. But he's
still new at this.
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Oh, let him have a little fun.
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Hey, you wanna check
out HDTV on this world?
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Yeah.
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If you don't like what
I write, don't read it.
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Nobody's forcing you.
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But I do like what you write.
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You sure you're
in the right place?
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Do you publish The Hawks Report?
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Yeah.
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Then I got the right place.
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This is a joke, right?
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Bernie Shaw send you?
Somebody at The Herald?
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Nobody sent me. I'm
interested in what you do.
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Um...
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Um...
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Please, Mr...
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You can call me Mallory.
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Call me Bobby.
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Okay, Bobby.
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Uh, doesn't anybody care
about real news?
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Well, let's just say
they're easily distracted.
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And you?
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I like hard news.
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Right now I'm online with
a compatriot in Chicago.
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We have a sort of loose network
of people around the world
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that share information on issues
that are just a little more important
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than who is sleeping with whom.
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And which soap star
is really an alien.
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Like the war in Switzerland.
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Yeah.
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Well, what's the story there?
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I thought you said
you read my stuff.
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When I can get a hold of it.
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Otherwise I'm stuck
with "clown news."
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Ha. I understand.
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Okay. Well, the Swiss
President, Marcel Vache,
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affectionately known
as the Butcher of Bern,
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he started the whole thing
by nationalizing Swiss banks,
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putting the world into a
massive economic crisis.
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But how'd the U.S. get involved?
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Well, you really are interested.
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President Williams, he couldn't get
approval from Congress or the U.N.,
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so he just went ahead and sent in
ground troops, hoping to stabilize things.
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I can understand his concern,
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but is it really worth it risking all
those lives in an undeclared war?
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I wish more people
felt that way.
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I don't see how
they could ignore it.
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Well, first off, they think that I'm a
crackpot who makes this stuff up.
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Now, I am a crackpot.
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But the news is real.
Do you want some?
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Uh, no.
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Now, second, even
if they did believe me,
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they would still be more
interested in dirty laundry.
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Take this affair business.
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Now, I got a theory about that.
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Which is?
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A source in Geneva says that
our side is actually losing the war.
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And the rumor is we're about to
use some kind of illegal weapon.
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Well, how does that tie in
with the scandal?
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Hmm. Well, I think the
President's affair is being played up
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to keep people distracted
from his real problems overseas.
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Could be.
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You want a piece of inside info?
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What's that?
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The President's affair
is a fake.
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There's no relationship
with that woman.
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How do you know that?
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Because I was there
when it happened.
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I know the woman in question.
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Um...
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Don't move.
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Um, okay, Mallory...
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Oh, come on, guys,
I'm goin' stir crazy here.
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We have a
report coming in from Tony Jacobs
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on the scene in Pacoima.
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White House sources
have released the name
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of the President's
alleged mystery woman.
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She is evidently
a Maggie Beckett.
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And she lives here
in the Southland
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at the Cajero Mobile Home
Park and Campground.
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Yes, Ann, I'm here in Pacoima
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at the address we were
given just moments ago.
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Oh, give me a break.
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What do you want?
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This some kinda contest?
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I'm Tony Jacobs of GNN.
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Are you Maggie Beckett?
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Do I have to buy any magazines?
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No, ma'am. The White
House has named you
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as the woman currently having
an affair with President Williams.
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The what house?
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Martha Lou put that dog down.
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I know, honey, but
he don't like the hat.
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I know, Mom.
We're just having fun.
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I'm sorry. Now, what's
this about the President?
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We had some information
that you might be the person
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having an illicit affair
with the President,
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but obviously, you're not
the right Maggie Beckett.
259
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,775
This is Tony Jacobs in Pacoima
260
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,311
sending it back
to you at GNN central.
261
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,512
Wait a minute.
262
00:14:06,565 --> 00:14:08,433
How the hell do you
know I'm not seein' him?
263
00:14:08,471 --> 00:14:09,515
Hmm?
264
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,085
It's not like I can't get myself
any dates, right?
265
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,353
I'm sorry, ma'am.
266
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,021
Hey, come back here.
267
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,657
You want a story? Hey,
mister, I'll give you a story.
268
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,995
I said put that damn dog down!
269
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,063
Give me a break.
270
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,333
It's about time!
271
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,272
Good afternoon. We represent
the President of the United States.
272
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,973
Okay. We are not
having an affair.
273
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,141
We know.
274
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,576
- You know?
- Of course.
275
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,910
Mind if we come in?
276
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,579
Sure.
277
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,383
Miss Beckett, you're in a unique
position to serve your country.
278
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,917
How do you know my name?
279
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,586
It's what I do.
280
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:50,056
We realize that this is all an
innocent misunderstanding.
281
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,936
Well, why don't you
tell that to the press?
282
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,593
I'm afraid we can't just now.
283
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,162
In the meantime, we'd
like you to come with us.
284
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,630
The President needs you.
285
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,250
Well, he can need somebody
else 'cause I'm just passing through.
286
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,769
Nobody turns down
a Presidential request.
287
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,873
Well, I guess then
I'm that nobody.
288
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,209
In that case,
this is not a request.
289
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,752
Shall we?
290
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,871
Never leave the door unlocked.
291
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,042
You don't know what
might come slithering in.
292
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,012
Yeah. Like us.
293
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,417
Maggie?
294
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,255
Maggie?
295
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:16,909
Any luck?
296
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,811
No. You?
297
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,147
When did you last see her?
298
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,483
Same time you did when
she headed back here.
299
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,984
Where'd you go anyway?
300
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,086
I hooked up
with this guy, Hawks.
301
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,856
He publishes that
paper I found in the room.
302
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,159
I told him this whole affair
with the President is a fake.
303
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,195
Well, big deal.
Nobody reads him anyway.
304
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,531
So, what do we do now?
305
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,868
Well, we hang tight right here.
306
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,636
Slider's Rule Number 2A.
307
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,838
If you don't know
what to do, do nothing,
308
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,807
but do it at the hotel.
309
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,378
We still have plenty
of time left.
310
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,048
And she knows when
we slide, she'll be back.
311
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,851
Could I buy you a drink?
312
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,662
Remember, you're
havin' a great time.
313
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,697
Oh, is that what I'm having?
314
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,233
If you could be just a
little more cooperative.
315
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,335
If you could just
let me outta here.
316
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:27,713
You know, this is just as awkward
for me as it is for you, Miss Beckett.
317
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,115
Wanna bet?
318
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,384
No, really, posing for
these fake photographs,
319
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,953
it's... it's not my idea.
320
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,290
But, well, circumstances...
321
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:43,362
I really do apologize for
putting you through all this.
322
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,332
You were, after all,
just an innocent bystander.
323
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,268
Okay.
324
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,506
Perfect. Hold that.
325
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,709
Okay, we need one
over on the sofa.
326
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,588
Sir, let's pick up the
champagne glasses and...
327
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,890
Great.
328
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:13,125
Propose a toast.
329
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,963
Well, I'll really be
glad when this is over.
330
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,798
Tell me about it.
331
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,401
Perfect.
332
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,003
Okay. We can
take a break now
333
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,038
and we'll check out
the exposures.
334
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,211
So, this must not be
very easy for you, either.
335
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,813
I beg your pardon?
336
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,048
Standing by your man and all.
337
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,052
Well, you're not really having
an affair with my husband.
338
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,823
Are you?
339
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,428
Oh, of course not. But
everybody thinks that we are,
340
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,797
so it must put you
in an awkward position.
341
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,499
That's all I meant.
342
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:59,071
Yes. Well, uh, I do
appreciate your concern.
343
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,642
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm...
344
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,965
Smart girl, that Miss Beckett.
345
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,800
Yes. Very perceptive.
346
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,702
We may have to
keep an eye on her.
347
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,840
Okay, Mel, do your stuff.
348
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,152
Fine.
349
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,854
People will think this has
been goin' on for years.
350
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,623
Ah.
351
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,401
And then the hot tub.
352
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,273
Mmm.
353
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:12,178
Mmm, looks like he's enjoying
himself a little too much.
354
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,652
Oh.
355
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,190
Oh, yeah.
356
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,525
As we bring you
brand-new exclusive photos
357
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,260
of President Williams
and his mistress...
358
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,462
Whoa!
359
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,830
Uh, yes, Karen...
360
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,865
That girl moves fast.
361
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,735
You can see by the footage
Just delivered to us that...
362
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,039
That could be a computer
generated image, you know.
363
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,208
How do we know
it's not for real?
364
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,678
You were the one who told the
newspaper guy that it was a fake.
365
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,013
It's a pretty good fake.
366
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,483
Here they
are dallying in a hot tub...
367
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,917
Guys!
368
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,452
Something's goin' on here.
369
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:56,622
She wouldn't voluntarily get
involved in something like this.
370
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,891
Okay, so what are we looking at?
371
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,862
Secret Service?
FBI? CIA?
372
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,032
I think I know a way we can
be sure about that picture.
373
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,502
First off,
let's lose those black bars.
374
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,203
- Mallory!
- What?
375
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:14,006
Don't we need to see the whole
picture to tell if it's not a fake?
376
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,043
Well, it was worth a shot.
377
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,377
Can we blow up the image?
378
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,578
Sure.
379
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,981
Of course it depends on if
it's a rasterized image or not.
380
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,117
I mean, if it's a bit map like a
TIFF, then it'll get dotty if we blow it.
381
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,787
Yeah, right, but if it's a JPEG,
it depends how lossy it is.
382
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,921
Yep.
383
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,423
I think they're in love.
384
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,091
Oh, we are in luck.
385
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,292
It's rasterized.
386
00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:34,427
What a relief.
387
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,563
We can make this thing into
a billboard and never lose res.
388
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,132
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There.
389
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,734
What's that?
390
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,103
It looks like a champagne glass.
391
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,238
Yeah, I see it.
A reflection.
392
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,473
Yeah. Keep goin'.
393
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:48,874
Okay, sure.
394
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,578
Looks like a table.
395
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,146
Yeah, something's on it.
396
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,182
Okay, let's take a look...
397
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,552
Okay, that's as close as I can
go without losing resolution.
398
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,320
It's a matchbook.
399
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,824
"A.H."
400
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,125
Somebody's initials?
401
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,426
Yeah, it could be anybody.
402
00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,428
No, no,
it's the Ambassador Hotel.
403
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:10,696
Are you sure?
404
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,032
Yeah. I stole some towels
from them last year.
405
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,068
I live on the cheap.
406
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,003
Now, so this was taken
at the Ambassador.
407
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:21,006
Right. And your friend
must be in on this conspiracy,
408
00:22:21,037 --> 00:22:22,653
otherwise she wouldn't
be in the footage.
409
00:22:22,687 --> 00:22:24,307
She wouldn't have any
part of any conspiracy.
410
00:22:24,331 --> 00:22:25,770
No. She'd never
go along with it.
411
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,279
Is that her in the picture?
412
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,384
Well, whatever's goin' on,
we've got to get her, and soon.
413
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,120
You still think
she's at the hotel?
414
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,555
And if she is, how do
we get around security?
415
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,424
You know, we're talkin'
Secret Service here.
416
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,393
Well, I happen to be a
card-carrying member of the press,
417
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,996
although most people
would like to forget that.
418
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,498
Um...
419
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,500
And they are having
a press briefing
420
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,935
before the President's
next stop, which is in...
421
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,837
Anybody got the time?
422
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,906
Twenty minutes.
423
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,641
Look, you got any
spare credentials?
424
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,843
Yeah. Yeah, uh...
425
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,578
Somewhere...
Yes, yes.
426
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,580
Okay, I got photographer's pass,
427
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,616
assistant, that sorta thing.
428
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,751
Can I use this?
Yeah, yeah. Take it.
429
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,287
Here, you get to
be the assistant.
430
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,757
Okay.
431
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:19,265
Yeah. I realize noxin gas
has been outlawed, General,
432
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,033
but due to our heavy casualties,
433
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,702
the President emphasized
how imperative it is
434
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:28,107
to finish this war as quickly as
possible, and with honor.
435
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,643
Well, if noxin is
as effective as you say,
436
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,711
we can't afford not to use it.
437
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,547
And what can the U.N. do about it?
438
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:38,784
Deplore our actions? Register deep
concern with the tragic consequences?
439
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,753
I think we can live with that.
440
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,522
And let me worry
about public opinion.
441
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,425
I think we can keep a lid
on things until after the fact.
442
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,993
Right?
443
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:55,835
They always serve Burgundy
chicken at these fund-raisers.
444
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,937
I hate Burgundy chicken.
445
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,439
And what is the name
of that governor?
446
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:01,907
Hovington.
447
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:05,244
Oh, uh, I really do
appreciate you putting up
448
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,046
with all of this, Miss Beckett.
449
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,181
Well, thanks, but it's
not like I had a choice.
450
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:10,950
I was drafted.
451
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,952
Well, from time to time,
we're all called upon
452
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,888
to sacrifice our private
lives for the public good.
453
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,090
It's the price of democracy.
454
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,725
No hard feelings?
455
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,761
Well, maybe one or two.
456
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,230
Ah.
457
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,098
I'll send you
an autographed picture
458
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,068
or maybe an ashtray
from Air Force One.
459
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,406
Yes?
460
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,175
Right away.
461
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:40,079
Sir, the reporters are waiting
for you in the Sagebrush Room.
462
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,081
Press conference.
463
00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:43,549
Thanks again.
464
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:44,950
Bye.
465
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:52,491
Well...
466
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,462
Guess there's no reason
for me to stick around either.
467
00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:58,197
Actually, something has come up
468
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,833
that will necessitate
your continued cooperation.
469
00:25:00,895 --> 00:25:02,275
The President said...
470
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,903
Never mind what
the President said.
471
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,038
You're coming with us
to the next campaign stop.
472
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:09,308
Forget it,
Chuckles. I'm outta here.
473
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,381
Or not.
474
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,921
Watch it, Brutus.
475
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,875
No window.
476
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:21,046
Hello. Yes, I'd like
an outside line, please.
477
00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:24,450
What do you mean the
President's lines are secure?
478
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,586
This is the
President's girlfriend.
479
00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:28,921
Hello?
480
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,765
Oh, great.
481
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:59,218
Relax.
Chuck, you're too tense.
482
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,489
Yeah, well, it's a
little hard to relax
483
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:05,491
after the stunt
that she just pulled.
484
00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:08,260
She gets out, she could
really screw things up.
485
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,928
That girl's a loose cannon.
486
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,965
Well, then I think she's a
cannon that needs to be fired.
487
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,466
Yeah.
488
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,139
I'll get Kennedy to
take care of that.
489
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,441
Hmm. Good idea.
490
00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:28,047
Oh, by the way, really good
work on the nude photos.
491
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,748
- Yeah? Thanks.
- You know?
492
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,413
Yeah, I only wish Jeff actually
looked that good under his clothes.
493
00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:36,021
Now, you, on the other hand...
494
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:38,690
Mmm.
495
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,600
I'll just be a minute.
496
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,070
Oh, that's okay.
I could use the company.
497
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,740
Oh, my stars,
the President's girlfriend.
498
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,508
I saw you on TV.
499
00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,010
Uh, no...
500
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,713
Yeah, well, you caught
me, guilty as charged.
501
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:04,183
It must be so exciting.
What's he like?
502
00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:05,918
Very romantic, I bet.
503
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,720
I mean, he is the most
powerful man in the world and all.
504
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:15,727
Yeah, um, he's quite a guy.
505
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,868
Excuse me.
506
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,612
Shouldn't you be
making your rounds?
507
00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:09,381
I think Shaw and I
can handle one girl.
508
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,950
She won't be with us
much longer anyway.
509
00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:21,560
DNA results prove beyond doubt
510
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:25,464
that Thomas Jefferson fathered an
illegitimate child by one of his slaves...
511
00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,032
A White House source says,
512
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,767
that means our current President
513
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:32,070
is really no better than
one of our founding fathers.
514
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,089
Press briefing, Sagebrush Room.
515
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,617
Cleanup will be here
in five minutes.
516
00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,686
Meet 'em at
the service elevator.
517
00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:49,848
All right, now what?
518
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:52,084
We just can't barge in
on the President.
519
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,885
Shouldn't there be
Secret Service?
520
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,954
Maybe they've already gone
to their next stop.
521
00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,990
No, no, no, they're
around here somewhere.
522
00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,992
Hurry up.
Let's check these rooms.
523
00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:02,928
Hey!
524
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,033
Maggie!
525
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,041
It's not her.
526
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,209
Thank God.
527
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,377
Who is she?
528
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,579
And why is she wearin'
Maggie's clothes?
529
00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:22,281
And who killed her?
530
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,816
Let's get the devil outta here
531
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,752
in case they think we did it.
532
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,174
The Washington Memorial.
533
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,143
Oh! Hail to the chief.
534
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:55,781
No, I... I always wanted to
do it in the Lincoln Bedroom.
535
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:56,948
Oh.
536
00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,953
Oh.
537
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:06,558
Pierson.
538
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,460
What?
539
00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,429
You stupid...
540
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,230
They offed the wrong girl.
541
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:13,999
Where's Beckett?
542
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,377
Oh, I don't care what
you have to do to find her,
543
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,470
but you find her
and find her fast.
544
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,443
I don't believe this.
545
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,678
What are you doin'?
546
00:32:26,912 --> 00:32:28,513
Goin' back to my room.
547
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:32,050
I'm beginning to think I didn't pick
the right man for this job after all.
548
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,253
Meaning?
We'll find her, Sela.
549
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,222
Well, I hope so.
550
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,726
I'm not prepared to let
you sink my inept husband
551
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:43,762
just because
you are even more inept.
552
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,272
Obviously, whoever killed that
woman thought she was your friend.
553
00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,808
Well, if Maggie got away,
she'll come here.
554
00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:58,176
Yeah, but what if she didn't?
555
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,345
We'll burn that bridge
when we get to it.
556
00:33:00,537 --> 00:33:03,448
You know, maybe they only
wanted her for photo ops to begin with,
557
00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:06,218
but somebody or
something changed the rules.
558
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,553
You don't think she was
making trouble for them, do you?
559
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,189
Our Maggie? No.
560
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,958
Hey, guys!
561
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,260
See, I knew she'd make it.
562
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,295
Hey! Hey! Help!
563
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:18,497
Hey...
564
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,699
Remmy!
Let go of me!
565
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,203
Remmy!
566
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:34,079
Damn!
567
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,447
Now what?
568
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,854
What's this?
569
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:47,058
Looks like those little
caps that the maids wear.
570
00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:48,593
Why was she dressed like that?
571
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,596
Maybe the Prez gets really
turned on by the French maid act.
572
00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:53,632
It's anybody's guess
where they've taken her.
573
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,267
Or what they're
gonna do with her.
574
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,678
Yeah, well, if that dead girl
at the hotel is any indication,
575
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,538
I'd say your friend
is in big trouble.
576
00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,239
Let's go back to your office.
577
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:03,008
I got an idea.
578
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,248
Okay. What do ya need?
579
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,751
You got some clear pictures
of Maggie stored up, right?
580
00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:14,935
Oh, yeah, man. In fact,
I got hundreds of them.
581
00:34:14,974 --> 00:34:16,504
All you gotta do is
pick a tape and a frame.
582
00:34:16,528 --> 00:34:17,543
But what's the deal?
583
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,958
The deal is
we fight fire with fire.
584
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,760
Meaning what?
585
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,095
Meaning Bobby here
is gonna doctor up
586
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:26,531
some pictures of Maggie and
then leak them to the press.
587
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,099
No, he's not.
588
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,303
What do you mean?
589
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,973
Look, if I did that, I'd be just
as deceitful as everybody else.
590
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,275
Don't think of it as lowering
yourself to their level,
591
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,377
think of it as beating
'em at their own game.
592
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,213
Hey, look, I want to help, okay?
593
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:44,082
Really. But this goes against
everything that I believe in.
594
00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:46,451
You don't believe in
helping save a person's life?
595
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,221
You're willing to work to save
innocent lives in Switzerland?
596
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:50,622
Yeah.
597
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,992
What about saving an
innocent life right here?
598
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,065
What do you want me to do?
599
00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:01,166
Great!
600
00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:04,836
Okay, first, let's get a
good, clean shot of her face.
601
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,808
Let me go!
602
00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:11,610
Ow.
603
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,379
Mr. President, please.
604
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:16,815
You're a reasonable man.
Help me out here.
605
00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,383
I'd like to, Maggie,
but I'm sorry.
606
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,118
This thing is out of my hands.
607
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:22,420
How can that be?
You're the President.
608
00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:25,457
Can't you see that the best
thing for you to do would be
609
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:28,126
to come clean
about this whole setup?
610
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,562
The American public
can be very forgiving
611
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,464
if you just tell them the truth.
612
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,400
The truth?
That's a new one.
613
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,569
I'm sorry if there were
any way around this...
614
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,304
We can't have her
running around town,
615
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,172
telling everybody
about our little project.
616
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,774
What project?
617
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,043
What else are
you tryin' cover up?
618
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:47,722
Well, Chuck, isn't there anyway we
could handle this without, you know...
619
00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:48,747
Jeff!
620
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:52,250
It is either this little
whistle-blowing tramp or you!
621
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,754
That is the menu, honey,
pure and simple.
622
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,161
Oh, you knew going into this you were
going to have to make compromises.
623
00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:02,360
Well, compromises are
one thing, but murder...
624
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,262
The maid.
625
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,132
Lose the girl, Jeff,
626
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:09,801
or spend the rest of your
presidency in disgrace,
627
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,803
possibly impeached.
628
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:15,206
And I have no intention of remaining
married to an impeached President,
629
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:17,509
I can guarantee you that.
630
00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,746
Look, you may be many things,
631
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,617
but I can't believe that you're
a murderer. Think about it.
632
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,419
The news shows are
gonna have a field day
633
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,479
when they find my body
and everybody's gonna think
634
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,389
that you murdered your mistress.
635
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,659
Impeachment nothing.
They'll put you in prison.
636
00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:38,964
What makes you think
anybody's gonna find the body?
637
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,001
Your taxpayer dollars at work.
638
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:57,749
Tell Kennedy we have
another target for him.
639
00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,986
These photos just
received by GNN make a shocking twist...
640
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,420
Hold it!
641
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,089
Turn it up.
642
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:09,260
The dead woman has tentatively
been identified as Maggie Beckett,
643
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,762
the President's mistress,
644
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:14,699
although, at present, officials
have only these photos to go by.
645
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:17,869
Whoa!
646
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,704
Those are obviously
phony pictures.
647
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,906
Gee, you think so, Sherlock?
648
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,409
Police say,
due to the savagery of the murder,
649
00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:27,512
the killer was someone who had
strong feelings about the victim.
650
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:29,948
In other words,
a crime of passion.
651
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:31,483
The evidence is still coming in,
652
00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:34,419
but I'd have to say things
don't look good for the President.
653
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,965
How can they think that I had
anything to do with her murder?
654
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,357
I told you.
655
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:42,661
Jeff, you idiot, she's not
dead. Not yet, anyway.
656
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,272
Look, I... I think we have to
rethink this situation, Mrs. Williams.
657
00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:46,631
What are you talking about?
658
00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:49,034
Well, if everybody thinks that
the President murdered me,
659
00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:50,368
the only way to clear him
660
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,570
is to show the world
that I'm alive and well.
661
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,973
As much as I'd like to
get rid of Miss Beckett,
662
00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,775
I think if we keep her
from talking,
663
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,410
we can still stay in the clear.
664
00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,910
Show everyone that she's alive,
that I haven't killed anyone,
665
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,448
and let them go on believing
that the affair is still ongoing?
666
00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:07,419
Exactly. We could
possibly use this to our advantage.
667
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:08,553
Meaning?
668
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,155
We hold a press conference.
669
00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:12,390
We let them pepper you
with murder allegations,
670
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:14,959
then we dramatically
present Miss Beckett.
671
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,828
Seeing the two of you,
side by side,
672
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,197
will make the affair
an even hotter story,
673
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,333
especially if
the First Lady is there.
674
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:27,172
It'll certainly increase
my credibility.
675
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:31,443
And make me look like an even
bigger fool for staying with you.
676
00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,344
I like it.
677
00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:41,986
Thus far, there's been
no official word from the White House,
678
00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:45,090
increasing speculation that
the President has, indeed,
679
00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:47,926
brutally murdered his
mistress, Maggie Beckett.
680
00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,630
Well, so far, they're buying it.
681
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,200
Yeah. Good job
on those photos, Bobby.
682
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,202
I just hope I did
the right thing.
683
00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,837
I'm getting word now
that the President
684
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:01,439
is scheduled to hold a press
conference momentarily.
685
00:39:01,565 --> 00:39:04,976
White House sources say he'll address
the murder allegations at that time.
686
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,712
We'll go there live as soon
as the President arrives.
687
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,013
Bingo!
688
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,982
Guys, we're cuttin' it close.
689
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,484
Let's roll.
690
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:16,654
President is gonna have to
defend himself against the allegations...
691
00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:28,900
I sure hope Maggie's okay.
692
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,709
Ladies and gentlemen,
693
00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,311
the President
of the United States.
694
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,623
Have you hired
a criminal attorney yet?
695
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,958
Mr. President!
Was it a lovers' quarrel?
696
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,560
What kind of weapon did you use?
697
00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:57,929
Was her death
the result of rough sex play?
698
00:39:58,029 --> 00:39:59,464
Are the allegations true?
699
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,166
I'm only going to
say this one time.
700
00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:02,867
So listen carefully.
701
00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:08,273
I did not have homicidal
relations with that woman,
702
00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,074
Maggie Beckett.
703
00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:12,577
Did you have someone else
kill her for you?
704
00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:14,279
Did you drive her to
take her own life?
705
00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,447
Did the First
Lady kill her in a jealous rage?
706
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,216
Look what we started!
707
00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:21,019
Yeah, we're getting
pretty good at that.
708
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,855
With all due respect, sir,
why should we believe you?
709
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,056
Sir! Sir!
710
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,892
Well, now, that's the first
valid question I've heard today.
711
00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:31,596
Why should you believe me?
712
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:37,035
Well, for one thing, I have always
been honest with the American people.
713
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,571
And for another,
714
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,607
Maggie Beckett is not dead.
715
00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:52,083
As you can see, she is
completely unharmed!
716
00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,221
But where did those
pictures come from?
717
00:40:56,321 --> 00:40:58,923
Those... Those photos
were faked
718
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,593
by some sick prankster
in order to embarrass me
719
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:04,729
and make it appear as though
Miss Beckett had been killed.
720
00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:09,367
Unfortunately, you've all been
made the victims of a hoax.
721
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:12,437
What about the other
hoax, Mr. President?
722
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,974
Mr. Hawks, our resident
conspiracy theorist.
723
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,577
What is it this time? Is it polluted
waters of Santa Monica Bay?
724
00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:24,782
Is it illegal contributions
from Asians for the campaign?
725
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,985
Uh, greedy HMOs?
726
00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,920
Or some other
equally ridiculous thing?
727
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,091
No. I'm talking about
the war in Switzerland.
728
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:38,696
I've heard reports that we're about
to use an illegal chemical weapon.
729
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:42,967
Well, I never cease to be
amazed by your vivid imagination.
730
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,371
There is no such weapon.
731
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,407
What about the phony affair
with Maggie Beckett?
732
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,543
Well, as you can see,
Miss Beckett is quite real.
733
00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,979
Yes, but our affair isn't
and never has been.
734
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:56,648
And what are you guys
gonna do, huh?
735
00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:59,250
You gonna shoot me in
front of all these witnesses?
736
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:05,156
What this man right here
is saying is true.
737
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:08,426
The President has been
using me to fool all of you.
738
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,595
And what's even more horrible
739
00:42:10,795 --> 00:42:13,631
is that a young woman who
worked right at this very hotel
740
00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:16,267
was murdered because
they thought she was me.
741
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:20,371
An innocent person is
dead because of all this
742
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:23,541
and many more will die
in a needless war.
743
00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:25,310
Will you do something?
744
00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,511
Like what?
745
00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:27,979
Bobby Hawks is right!
746
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:32,083
The President is about to unleash
a nerve gas that is so horrible,
747
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,253
it has been declared
illegal by international law.
748
00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,554
Now, please, please.
749
00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,022
Now, don't fall for it.
750
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:40,191
Mr. Hawks is a crackpot.
You all know that.
751
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,759
No, listen to him.
752
00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:45,096
Let him speak.
Let him take the podium.
753
00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:47,031
Mr. President.
Mr. President.
754
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,946
Mr. Hawks.
755
00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:15,493
We all owe a huge debt of gratitude
to Maggie Beckett and her friends
756
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,195
for having risked their lives
757
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,797
in order to expose
the President's scheme.
758
00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,332
Come on up here, guys.
759
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:25,536
So glad to see you.
760
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:27,038
Back at you, Maggie.
761
00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:28,706
Hi, guys.
762
00:43:30,975 --> 00:43:32,477
We've got to go.
763
00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:36,114
And now, if you'll excuse us.
764
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,116
We have another engagement.
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