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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:48,900 Trust me. I know what I'm doing. 2 00:01:01,305 --> 00:01:07,062 The winner of tonight's seventh annual Elvis impersonator contest 3 00:01:07,145 --> 00:01:10,979 is none other than contestant number 21, 4 00:01:11,065 --> 00:01:13,135 Harold Lauderneck! 5 00:01:40,825 --> 00:01:45,341 15 Elvis Presley impersonators killed in the last three weeks! 6 00:01:45,425 --> 00:01:49,703 What on earth could the motive be to murder Elvis impersonators? 7 00:01:49,785 --> 00:01:54,813 - To get in the Guinness Book. - Hammer, this is serious business. 8 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:58,504 Performers are dropping like flies! 9 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:02,544 I suggest you get over to the county coroner's office 10 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:05,014 and see what you can find out! 11 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:10,856 I'm gettin' it again. There it is. There it is! 12 00:02:10,945 --> 00:02:14,984 I will never figure out how people time and time again 13 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:17,021 can do something like this. 14 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:20,496 The taking of a human life is just deplorable. 15 00:02:20,585 --> 00:02:24,294 Not that. Drawing chalk outlines around bodies - 16 00:02:24,385 --> 00:02:27,343 it's a ridiculous way to make a living. 17 00:02:38,905 --> 00:02:43,262 I'll yell you, this has got to be the strangest serial killings I've seen 18 00:02:43,345 --> 00:02:45,939 since that weirdy was bumping off 19 00:02:46,025 --> 00:02:49,779 anybody who's ever been on Candid Camera. 20 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,901 Next of kin been notified? 21 00:02:51,985 --> 00:02:55,261 Yes, but none of them could identify the bodies. 22 00:02:55,345 --> 00:02:57,620 They all look alike. Dead ringers. 23 00:02:57,705 --> 00:03:02,415 Well, I hope nobody's offended, but I'm just gonna eat lunch. 24 00:03:02,505 --> 00:03:05,144 What? You're gonna have lunch now? 25 00:03:05,225 --> 00:03:07,978 I know it's an odd time to have lunch, 26 00:03:08,065 --> 00:03:12,138 being so late in the afternoon but I cannot afford to skip meals. 27 00:03:13,545 --> 00:03:17,584 What exactly was the method used to do in these Elvises? 28 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:22,420 The assailant struck each victim in the head, using a blunt object. 29 00:03:22,505 --> 00:03:25,702 - What kind of blunt object? - I'm not exactly sure. 30 00:03:25,785 --> 00:03:29,903 But fragments have led me to believe that the weapon was gold plated. 31 00:03:29,985 --> 00:03:32,499 - Gold plated? - Yes. 32 00:03:32,585 --> 00:03:36,464 And it's my guess that each one of the fatal blows 33 00:03:36,545 --> 00:03:38,661 was administered by a microphone. 34 00:03:38,745 --> 00:03:40,701 A microphone? 35 00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:46,704 We should bring some game show hosts in for questioning. 36 00:03:46,785 --> 00:03:50,414 Mm, look at this. Aah! 37 00:03:50,505 --> 00:03:54,293 Would you please stop eating? It's in very poor taste. 38 00:03:54,385 --> 00:03:56,341 You're right, I'm sorry. 39 00:03:56,425 --> 00:04:00,782 You're absolutely right. I should have brought enough for everybody. 40 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:05,143 I've got to get ready. Photographers are coming to take pictures 41 00:04:05,225 --> 00:04:08,103 of myself with all these dead Elvises. 42 00:04:08,185 --> 00:04:11,495 - For the newspapers? - No, the Guinness Book! 43 00:04:14,585 --> 00:04:17,577 Imagine what it's like being a coroner. 44 00:04:17,665 --> 00:04:22,022 Knowing the first thing to greet you in the morning is a dead body. 45 00:04:22,105 --> 00:04:25,017 Of course I can imagine, Doreau. 46 00:04:25,105 --> 00:04:27,141 I was married for five years. 47 00:04:29,265 --> 00:04:31,825 'Let's go over what we know so far. ' 48 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,863 15 Elvis impersonators have been murdered. 49 00:04:34,945 --> 00:04:38,779 - They have one common denominator. - They're all dead. 50 00:04:38,865 --> 00:04:42,824 I insist you adopt a more serious demeanour towards this case. 51 00:04:42,905 --> 00:04:45,339 You're using it to make mediocre jokes. 52 00:04:45,425 --> 00:04:50,545 Don't be fooled, Doreau. My mind is slowly putting the pieces together. 53 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:54,664 Sooner or later, I'll get that beef jerky and when I do... 54 00:04:59,785 --> 00:05:02,857 How's this investigation coming? Any leads? 55 00:05:02,945 --> 00:05:06,699 No, but after a few more get killed, we'll have more to go on. 56 00:05:06,785 --> 00:05:09,504 A few more... Hammer! 57 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:13,897 You're not supposed to let anybody else get killed! You're supposed to stop it! 58 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:17,341 Look what the press has labelled this creep. 59 00:05:17,425 --> 00:05:19,814 This makes me wanna throw up! 60 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:24,342 Look at that. Why is the press always glorifying violent people? 61 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,258 Why don't they write about somebody like me? 62 00:05:27,345 --> 00:05:31,702 Sir, can't we postpone these contests? Under the circumstances. 63 00:05:31,785 --> 00:05:34,345 We tried that. The promoters refused. 64 00:05:34,425 --> 00:05:38,623 They're building up to the finals. These are the preliminaries. 65 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:43,779 Sort of the elimination rounds. I know what you're talking about. 66 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,060 I feel a migraine coming on. 67 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:49,933 I have found a method of stopping those headaches for good. 68 00:05:50,025 --> 00:05:52,937 - What is that? - Acupuncture. 69 00:05:53,785 --> 00:05:56,777 - Get away from me. - I'm good with needles. 70 00:05:56,865 --> 00:06:00,858 - Get away from me with the needles. - I do this on myself. I... 71 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:02,901 Here, listen, watch. 72 00:06:02,985 --> 00:06:05,658 - I am known for this. - No, it's gone! 73 00:06:05,745 --> 00:06:08,817 - Give me one chance. - Stay away from me. 74 00:06:08,905 --> 00:06:11,817 - No needles! - His loss. 75 00:06:34,505 --> 00:06:37,736 He had sideburns that were thick and bushy 76 00:06:37,825 --> 00:06:40,464 and his jaw was very rigid-like. 77 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:48,333 - What's shakin'? - Another murder. 78 00:06:48,425 --> 00:06:53,055 - This woman was a witness. - Confess! I know you did it! Talk! 79 00:06:53,145 --> 00:06:57,377 - I'll get it out of her. - She's a witness, not a suspect. 80 00:07:00,265 --> 00:07:01,903 Sorry. 81 00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:07,544 - I don't know where my head is at. - Aha! I think I've got it. 82 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:10,378 Ma'am, is this the assailant you saw? 83 00:07:12,145 --> 00:07:14,136 That's him. This is the killer. 84 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,615 We have a link between our killer and his victims. 85 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:22,460 We have to round up all the Elvis impersonators with criminal records. 86 00:07:22,545 --> 00:07:25,776 I hate to admit this, Hammer... but you're right! 87 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:36,614 It's a shame That's Incredible! Isn't on any more. 88 00:07:36,705 --> 00:07:38,900 Can the comments, Hammer. 89 00:07:38,985 --> 00:07:43,376 Do any of these... men resemble the attacker you saw in the parking lot? 90 00:07:43,465 --> 00:07:45,774 Yes. 91 00:07:46,865 --> 00:07:49,254 - Well, which one? - All of them. 92 00:07:53,945 --> 00:07:56,140 Is there one in particular? 93 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:59,376 It's either the second or the fifth man. 94 00:07:59,465 --> 00:08:02,423 Would it help if we asked him to speak? 95 00:08:03,505 --> 00:08:07,817 Wait. Got a better idea. Number two, step forward. 96 00:08:08,785 --> 00:08:11,015 Do a little bit of your act. 97 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,619 - Hm... - Stop screwing around! 98 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:18,334 Trust me, I know what I'm doing. 99 00:08:19,425 --> 00:08:21,381 Hey, baby, hm... 100 00:08:21,465 --> 00:08:23,695 That's terrible. 101 00:08:23,785 --> 00:08:25,741 Thank you. 102 00:08:25,825 --> 00:08:30,296 Hold the applause until the end OK, number five, same thing. 103 00:08:31,305 --> 00:08:33,739 Love me nah nah nah-nah nah 104 00:08:33,825 --> 00:08:35,861 Elvis is my name 105 00:08:35,945 --> 00:08:38,300 Ha, la la ahoy, baby 106 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:41,104 Hey, na na na-na na-na na 107 00:08:41,185 --> 00:08:44,461 - Oh, ha, baby... - That's the one! 108 00:08:44,545 --> 00:08:46,501 That's the man I saw. 109 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:50,180 - Are you certain? - Yes! He's the killer. 110 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:54,855 Clear 'em out of there, please. 111 00:08:57,465 --> 00:09:00,298 If you follow me, I'll file your report now. 112 00:09:03,705 --> 00:09:05,900 Well, Captain, we got our man. 113 00:09:05,985 --> 00:09:09,216 Any chance of me rockin'n'rollin' on his skull? 114 00:09:09,305 --> 00:09:15,301 The man identified is a cop put there to test the witness's credibility! 115 00:09:15,385 --> 00:09:17,535 We're back at square one. 116 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:21,937 Not true, Captain. We can set a trap for this lard-head. 117 00:09:22,025 --> 00:09:24,744 We'll lure him in. I got just the right bait. 118 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:29,455 - What's that? - Me! I'm gonna do Elvis. 119 00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:40,421 'Tired of the humdrum routine of work?' 120 00:09:40,505 --> 00:09:42,655 'Put on some blue, suede shoes 121 00:09:42,745 --> 00:09:46,784 'and become one of the millions of successful Elvis impersonators. ' 122 00:09:46,865 --> 00:09:51,302 'Our instructors will teach you everything you need to know. ' 123 00:09:51,385 --> 00:09:56,140 'So call us today. We're fully college-accredited. ' 124 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,823 I've checked the background of each victim. 125 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:05,261 Every one of them have attended that school. 126 00:10:05,345 --> 00:10:08,576 - Uh-huh. - So I took the liberty of enrolling you. 127 00:10:09,745 --> 00:10:13,215 What do I need to go to some crackpot school for? 128 00:10:13,305 --> 00:10:15,375 I know how to imitate Elvis. 129 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:19,617 You just move your lips and twitch your hips and... look bloated. 130 00:10:20,865 --> 00:10:26,258 But maybe the killer also went to the school and knew his victims. 131 00:10:26,345 --> 00:10:31,977 You can go there and see if you can find out about past students. 132 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,215 That's a good idea, Doreau. 133 00:10:34,305 --> 00:10:38,742 You know, I hate to admit it but... sometimes you think like a man. 134 00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,776 I respect that. 135 00:10:42,705 --> 00:10:44,696 Thanks a lot. 136 00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:48,703 Coming from you, that's quite a compliment. 137 00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:52,864 Be careful, Sledge. 138 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:56,574 Attempting to snare a serial killer could end in death. 139 00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:58,621 I certainly hope so. 140 00:10:58,705 --> 00:11:01,742 I haven't killed a serial killer in months. 141 00:11:02,985 --> 00:11:06,022 But if I ever do lose my life in the line of duty, 142 00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:09,780 there's one very important last request I'd like you to do. 143 00:11:09,865 --> 00:11:12,743 Sure, Sledge, what is it? 144 00:11:12,825 --> 00:11:15,862 Make sure my transmission gets rebuilt. 145 00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:31,385 Good afternoon. Welcome to the School of Elvis Impersonators. 146 00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:33,899 I'm your instructor, Mr P. 147 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,579 After you finish this 12-week course, 148 00:11:36,665 --> 00:11:40,180 I'm gonna have moulded you boys into The King. 149 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:51,415 Class has begun. You're late. 150 00:11:52,185 --> 00:11:56,861 That depends. If I didn't show up at all, this could be considered early. 151 00:11:59,305 --> 00:12:01,978 Why don't you just take a seat in the rear? 152 00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:07,254 First, let me tell you about myself. 153 00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:11,543 I've been doing Elvis for 35 years. I'm the best. 154 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:14,935 I'm so good Elvis himself, in his later years, 155 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,334 came to me for a refresher course. 156 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:20,098 This guy's really out to lunch, huh? 157 00:12:20,185 --> 00:12:23,063 Hey, you. Come up here. 158 00:12:30,465 --> 00:12:32,933 You ain't nothin' but a troublemaker. 159 00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:36,222 You had any troublemakers like me recently? 160 00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:38,580 Why in hell would you ask that, boy? 161 00:12:38,665 --> 00:12:42,214 I guess I just have a suspicious mind. 162 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:48,584 I don't think you can make it in my class, smarty-pants. 163 00:12:48,665 --> 00:12:52,817 You're gonna have to prove it to me that you can. Right now. 164 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,658 Or I'm bootin' your hide out of this class. 165 00:12:55,745 --> 00:12:58,054 Now dance! 166 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,898 - What? - I said dance! 167 00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:04,580 I wanna see if you've got a natural sense of rhythm. 168 00:13:04,665 --> 00:13:06,781 Move your body, boy, and dance! 169 00:13:19,185 --> 00:13:23,542 Is that your best stuff, boy? 170 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:26,822 You ain't nothin' but a big, old wuss. 171 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,616 You think I'm a wuss? 172 00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,781 All right! All right! 173 00:14:23,305 --> 00:14:25,261 You want an encore? 174 00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:51,174 You're not supposed to be in here! 175 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:55,258 This is the student record room. Private. I'm calling the police. 176 00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:57,984 Hold off, friend, I am the police. 177 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,021 Inspector Sledge Hammer. 178 00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:03,256 - I'm on an investigation. - Investigation? 179 00:15:03,345 --> 00:15:05,461 Maybe you can help me. 180 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:09,379 Can you think of any past students who might have, I don't know, 181 00:15:09,465 --> 00:15:11,217 acted... strangely? 182 00:15:11,305 --> 00:15:12,784 Yes, all of them. 183 00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:17,256 Can you think of one who might have resorted to... murder? 184 00:15:17,345 --> 00:15:21,304 I'm not answering any more questions. Leave. Right now! 185 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:25,173 I want to get home in time to watch Mr Belvedere. 186 00:15:25,265 --> 00:15:27,221 I guess somebody has to. 187 00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:38,981 The department got you in here but to lure the killer you have to win. 188 00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:41,499 Don't worry, Doreau, I'll win. 189 00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:45,783 You haven't rehearsed. You don't even know what song you're singing. 190 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:47,696 Neither did Elvis. 191 00:15:47,785 --> 00:15:53,382 Listen, I'm gonna win because whatever I put my mind to do, I do. 192 00:15:53,465 --> 00:15:55,854 Sheer will is my greatest talent. 193 00:15:56,905 --> 00:15:59,499 Well, I have to admire your confidence. 194 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,422 Sure you're not nervous? 195 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:05,463 I've never been nervous in my life. 196 00:16:16,065 --> 00:16:18,056 Now, where am I in this line-up? 197 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:22,741 You're following a guy from Dallas and preceding someone from Miami. 198 00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:26,340 Between Dallas and Miami? 199 00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:28,985 What a terrible place for me to be. 200 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:34,423 I'll be rootin' for you. 201 00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:39,499 Now it's time to bring out our next contestant, Mr Sledge Hammer! 202 00:17:04,185 --> 00:17:07,302 Kiss me, darlin' 203 00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:09,216 Oh, kiss me on the lips 204 00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:13,264 .. on the mouth 205 00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:15,984 Kiss me... 206 00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:19,023 Every way... 207 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:22,984 Kiss me north and south 208 00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:26,220 Kiss... Kiss me... 209 00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:28,978 If you kiss m... Kiss me... 210 00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:31,977 - Get out of here! - Kiss me... 211 00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:34,101 Shut up! Shut up! 212 00:17:41,345 --> 00:17:44,940 One thing I demand from an audience is courtesy. 213 00:17:55,265 --> 00:17:59,702 Well, I've never met a woman Look exactly like you, oh no 214 00:17:59,785 --> 00:18:03,095 Well, I've never met a woman Look exactly like you 215 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:05,574 Well, I've never met a woman 216 00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:07,735 Bad news as you 217 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:11,935 Hoo! 218 00:18:25,025 --> 00:18:27,220 Glory, glory 219 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:31,821 Hallelu-u-u-ujah 220 00:18:33,025 --> 00:18:34,663 His truth 221 00:18:34,745 --> 00:18:42,745 Is marchin' on 222 00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:46,421 His truth 223 00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:54,505 Is marchin' on 224 00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,735 Whoo! 225 00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:17,101 Glory, glory. 226 00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:19,736 Top that. 227 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:33,463 I'm sorry. That was reflex. 228 00:19:43,945 --> 00:19:46,743 I can't believe it! You were brilliant. 229 00:19:46,825 --> 00:19:49,214 I know. Well, I've done my part. 230 00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:54,060 Let's see if one of my scum-sucking competitors takes the bait. 231 00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:12,262 Freeze, sea-eel! I'm booking you for a lifetime engagement. 232 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:21,943 What's the matter, man? I was just trying to congratulate the guy. 233 00:20:22,025 --> 00:20:25,984 I don't need your kind of praise, ringworm. Get him outta here. 234 00:20:28,985 --> 00:20:32,421 - Looks like we got our man. - Are you sure? 235 00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:36,418 I didn't see his golden microphone. That's part of his MO. 236 00:20:36,505 --> 00:20:40,339 The golden microphone is probably a load of bunk. 237 00:20:41,225 --> 00:20:45,059 Let's see if that bar is still open, I'll buy you a soda pop. 238 00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:06,620 That man has a golden microphone! 239 00:21:06,705 --> 00:21:10,698 Thanks a lot, I really need you to tell me these things 240 00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:17,461 Who the heck d'you think you are? 241 00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:21,504 I'm the greatest impersonator of Elvis who has ever lived. 242 00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:24,859 It was you. You killed them all. 243 00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:28,062 - Why? - Because I am clearly superior. 244 00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:31,740 I was laughed at. That's why they all had to die! 245 00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:38,342 OK, freako, but that doesn't explain why you chose not to waste me. 246 00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:43,260 - I knew you were policeman. - Only one person could have known. 247 00:21:46,465 --> 00:21:50,663 I know that guy! He's the janitor in the Elvis school. 248 00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:52,701 I also clean night clubs! 249 00:21:52,785 --> 00:21:56,539 For years I have had to watch people inferior to me 250 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,581 enjoy the bright lights. 251 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:02,499 I can do Elvis more efficiently than any of you! 252 00:22:07,065 --> 00:22:09,181 Consider yourself under arrest. 253 00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:11,460 And consider yourself dead! 254 00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:18,176 Hold it! 255 00:22:35,185 --> 00:22:37,653 Goodbye, Sledge Hammer! 256 00:23:02,145 --> 00:23:05,217 - Horrible. Just horrible. - I know. 257 00:23:06,705 --> 00:23:09,822 That was the worst high note I ever heard. 258 00:23:14,225 --> 00:23:17,376 Hammer! Hammer, you'll be hap... 259 00:23:18,185 --> 00:23:19,504 Hammer! 260 00:23:22,385 --> 00:23:24,979 That freak that you bagged 261 00:23:25,065 --> 00:23:29,741 is going to make a full recovery from his electrifying performance. 262 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,781 Oh, Captain, don't be cruel. 263 00:23:31,865 --> 00:23:34,095 Oh, I'm sorry, Hammer. 264 00:23:34,185 --> 00:23:38,542 I know you're sensitive about Elvis puns. It was unintentional. Really. 265 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,263 Oh, Hammer! 266 00:23:40,345 --> 00:23:45,373 Are you all shook up over sending a man to do the jailhouse rock? 267 00:23:50,745 --> 00:23:52,701 I'm gettin' outta here. 268 00:23:52,785 --> 00:23:56,334 I'm fed up with hearing about Elvis all the time. 269 00:23:56,425 --> 00:23:59,895 - Maybe I'll take a vacation. - Where will you go? 270 00:24:01,185 --> 00:24:03,141 Graceland. 271 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 21663

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