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Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
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Who are you? Hold it, ski bum!
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'12 hours have passed since the Mayor's
daughter was first reported missing.
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'The police believe she was kidnapped
or... is just very good at hiding.
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- 'The abduction... '
- About time, Chief.
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Mr Mayor,
a squad car found this in a phone booth.
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An anonymous caller tipped us off.
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"We have your daughter.
Pay us $1 million or we'll kill her.
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"Details later. Have a nice day."
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$1 million! Good Lord!
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Your home security guard
is in critical condition.
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Poor man. He was like an employee to me.
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'We're at the scene of
a liquor store robbery
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'thwarted by this man -
Inspector Sledge Hammer.
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'Inspector Hammer, tell us what happened. '
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'Well, miss, two thugs entered
and threatened the owner with shotguns.
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'I drew my Magnum and killed 'em both,
then I bought some eggs, some milk
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'and some little cocktail weenies. '
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'Inspector, was what you did in the store
absolutely necessary?'
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'Oh, yes, I had no groceries at all. '
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This Sledge Hammer... who is he?
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A menace. He used to fire
warning shots at jaywalkers.
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After this incident, I suspended him
with orders not to leave his apartment.
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Take him off and put him on this case.
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Mr Mayor, rumour has it that this man
talks to his gun like it was a person!
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This isn't open for discussion.
This is an order. I want Sledge Hammer!
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What's all the racket?!
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Will you put a lid on it!
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Hello? Just a minute.
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Hey, people, show some consideration!
Keep it down! I'm on the phone, huh?
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Hey, other people live here, all right?!
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OK, go ahead, speak to me.
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You got it. I'll be right down.
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You hear that? I'm off suspension.
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Looks like they can't keep
a good man down, huh?
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Or me either.
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- Sledge Hammer!
- What's going on?
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I've got a sniper on that roof.
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That no-good, yoghurt-eating creep!
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- Building evacuated?
- Yeah.
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We got vermin on the roof...
but I got an idea.
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- Who are you talking to?
- Nobody.
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What are you doin'? You'll get killed!
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I think I got him.
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- What's the problem?
- The lousy machine took my money.
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Stand away from it.
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No!
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Hammer! In my office right now!
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What did I tell you
about firing your gun inside?
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Er, you said, er... don't do it.
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Damn right!
And take off those damn sunglasses!
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- What sunglasses...
- I said, take 'em off!
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You couldn't resist it,
you couldn't resist blowing up a building
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on your way to work, could you, Hammer?
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Look, the only way to fight criminals
is to be wilder than they are.
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- Pow! That's my message.
- I feel a migraine coming on.
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A migraine here.
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The reason you get these headaches
is your neck is outta line.
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You need a chiropractic adjustment.
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That better?
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You sadistic, depraved,
bloodthirsty, barbaric...
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You call me in
to shower me with compliments?
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No! You heard what happened
to the Mayor's daughter?
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- No.
- Hammer, don't you read the papers?
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No, I get information from more reliable
sources like rumour and small children.
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She was kidnapped last night
from the Mayor's own home.
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You have been personally requested to
head up the investigation into the matter.
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Requested? Really? By whom?
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By me. I'm impressed with the way
you get results, Hammer.
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Chief Reisner said
you obtained information from a suspect
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by tying him to your car
and dragging him through half the city.
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No, that's bunk! Half the city?
No, we never left the parking lot.
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Chief, I find this man perfectly rational.
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Anybody mind if I smoke?
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Light a cigarette in front of me, sir,
you know what you get?
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- Whoa! No!
- A stick of gum.
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The Surgeon General has determined
that smoking is bad for you.
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Why don't you just quit?
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- Pardon me.
- Ah, Detective, come in.
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Meet Detective Dori Doreau. There is
no one more knowledgeable in her field.
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- Arranging things in alphabetical order?
- Hammer, I'm warning you!
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It's all right, Captain, my background
in psychology and defence tactics
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should hold its own against any joke.
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The voice of the man who called
with the ransom note tip was taped.
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It belongs to the leader of a clandestine
terrorist group known as the AVON.
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Avon? Ding dong!
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The Allied Violent Offence Network.
Could we kill the lights, please?
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Keep that gun in your holster!
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This is the symbol of the organisation.
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I feel it speaks for itself.
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This is the leader of the group -
Weird Williard Luxley.
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His family was so certain
he'd turn out rotten,
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they put him up for adoption
three years before he was born.
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This is Feliz Navidad,
a fiery Latin revolutionary
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who illegally entered this country
by posing as Julio Iglesias.
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Lastly, we have former member
Kurt Kruggle, a despicable pervert.
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First arrested five years ago
for making love to a fire hydrant.
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He was also charged for parking in front
of it. Could we have the lights, please?
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I'll find Kruggle, torture him, and get him
to tell me where those scumsuckers are.
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I don't care what methods you use,
Hammer, just bring back my daughter.
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I will, sir, dead or alive.
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The point is to bring her back alive,
Hammer.
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Right, alive, of course. When I say dead...
No, no, I don't know where my head's at.
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Er, Sledge, it's my idea
that you and Doreau
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would sort of... team up...
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on this case.
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She's, er... She's a woman, sir.
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I mean, she's a woman.
Look at her. She's a woman, sir.
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She's clearly a woman.
I'm not gonna partner with a woman.
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You will partner with Pia Zadora
if the Chief asks you to!
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- The only partner I need is my amigo!
- I told you...
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- Sorry, Captain, that was reflex.
- Reflex?
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Come on, lady.
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That man makes Rambo
look like Pee-wee Herman.
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I take it you're driving.
Better search for Kruggle.
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Look, as long as we're stuck together,
let's get one thing straight.
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I'm the guy, I'm the man, I'm the guy
and I call the shots. Got it?
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I call the shots and I fire the shots,
comprehendo?
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I bet you think all women should be
barefoot and pregnant.
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No, I encourage women to wear shoes.
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Why don't you drop
this adolescent, macho cop act?
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It's humanly impossible for anyone to be
as nihilistic as you're pretending to be.
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Freeze, pizza face!
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- There you are, ma'am. You all right?
- Thank you!
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This kinda stuff shouldn't happen. Bye-bye.
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All right, stand up, rag-weed, pronto!
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- Hammer, what are you doing?
- I'll teach this genetic mistake a lesson.
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We're in front of City Hall.
Wanna be taken in for police brutality?
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What a...
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All right, all right, I'm not even gonna
touch this sea urchin.
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Stand back, Doreau. So, big shot,
time to pick on somebody your own size.
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- Punch yourself in the mouth.
- What?
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You heard me, punch yourself
in the mouth right now. It's an order.
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Oh, come on, harder than that.
Otherwise I'm gonna do it.
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All right, that was nice.
Now slug yourself in the stomach.
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I'm running outta time.
Just finish yourself off.
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Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
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All right,
let's scour the seamy side of this city
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and find ourselves a sleazeball
by the name of Kruggle.
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I recommend you invest
in Company Industrial...
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- You sure he's here?
- That's his van. Girls wait in the car!
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- Yeah, I'm with you.
- You're gonna get me killed!
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I'm a cop, not some schoolmarm.
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All right. Just make sure nobody
comes in after me, OK?
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- OK, ladies, wait in the john.
- They don't speak English.
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- You spoke perfect Swedish.
- Only words I know.
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All right, look, I'm a cop.
My name is Sledge Hammer.
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Sledge Hammer?
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- I'm taking you in for questioning.
- Wait, I-I gotta put some clothes on first.
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- Well, go ahead and do it.
- Could you turn around?
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Please? I'm modest.
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OK, I'm decent now, you stinking cop!
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Always keep a gun on you
during a massage?
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How else am I gonna get a woman
to give me one? Drop the piece, huh?
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Slowly.
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I heard a shot.
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Hi-ya!
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Doreau, that was excessively violent
and completely unnecessary.
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I loved it. It was poetry in motion.
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Thank you. I was top of my class
in hand-to-hand combat.
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- I'd like to fight you sometime, Doreau.
- You're on.
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- So who do you think the cowboy is?
- The manager. Good friend of mine.
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Let's get out of here before he wakes up.
All right, troublemaker, let's go.
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These were a Christmas gift.
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I told you a hundred times,
I don't know nothin'!
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It's freezing in here.
Can I have some hot coffee or something?
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Yeah, sure. Doreau,
pass me the hot coffee, would you?
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- It is cold in here.
- Yeah.
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Brrr!
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Whoa! I forgot to give you a cup!
I'm sorry, Kruggle!
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- What are you doing?
- You did that on purpose.
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You can't do that, man, I got my rights!
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Listen, I'm Sledge Hammer. I don't give
a damn about the rights of criminals!
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The only rights I'm interested
in defending are the rights of...
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- American citizens!
- I'm a citizen.
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Shut up! Don't confuse me.
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I ain't telling you pigs nothin'.
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OK, slimeball.
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- I'm taking you to the circus.
- The circus?
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I never been to the circus before.
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Whaddaya talkin' about, man,
I'm going to the circus?
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This is great.
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All right, Kruggle, for the last time...
what do you know?
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You don't scare me, man,
you ain't gonna shoot.
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- OK, OK, I'll talk!
- Hammer!
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Er... Luxley, he said that he and some of
the old gang were going to get together
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and kidnap the Mayor's daughter.
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He asked me if I wanted to help.
I told him, "No way!"
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- What else?
- That's it, I swear!
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Oh, yeah, Luxley said that they had
one person working on the inside.
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- Yeah, who was that?
- I don't know.
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Someone close to the Mayor,
that's all I know.
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- Yeah? Who?
- He... he didn't say.
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Please release me, let me go.
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Doreau, put that blindfold on me.
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You know, this is one shot I always miss.
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Someone the Mayor
gives a lot of money to!
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That's absolutely all I know!
You gotta believe me!
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- You hit the balloon.
- Yeah, I know.
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I missed.
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I have access to the names and salaries
of everyone on the Mayor's payroll.
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Why are you prejudiced against computers?
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That's how I met my wife...
on a computer dating service.
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- You're married, Hammer?
- Was married.
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She ran off about three years ago
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with some geek member
of the Peace Corps.
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Said he was more sensitive than me.
Can you believe that? Oh, my God!
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Some women
can't take being married to a cop.
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I don't know. I guess some women
can't take being married to a cop.
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She accused me
of bringing my work home with me.
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She didn't understand. You
don't leave it at the office. I'm a cop!
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Everybody wants results
but, you know, nobody's willing to do it,
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nobody's willing to take the action.
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All the other cops are...
wusses, except me.
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Can't let my guard down for one minute.
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Hammer... you just did.
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Punch up the Mayor's personal finances.
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I'll bet the perpetrator
is a member of his family.
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That leaves the Mayor's wife.
Highly unlikely.
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She's one of the most respected women
in the city.
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Look at this. Mrs Flambo supports
every worthy charity in existence.
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- Yeah? All except my favourite one.
- What's that?
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Toy Guns For Tots.
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Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!
You did it again, Hammer!
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Kurt Kruggle is filing a complaint
against you as we speak right now!
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Said you turned a simple questioning
session into a full-fledged carnival!
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There was no trapeze act, no elephants.
It had the flavour...
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Captain Trunk, Hammer has managed
to obtain vital information...
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Shut up, Doreau!
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Keep defending this buffoon's actions
and you're gonna be in hot water, too!
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- Well, the traitor is the wife.
- Mrs Flambo?
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The wife kidnapped her own daughter.
I'm gonna have a chat with her.
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Look, Hammer,
I totally disagree with this theory,
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but as your partner,
I'm prepared to back you up 100%.
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Let me go with you.
I'm just gonna make a few calls.
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- I like her.
- Who are you talking to?
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Just...
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- My wife? That's absurd!
- Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
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Sorry about the handcuffs.
She resisted arrest.
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Quite a fighter. I guess you know that.
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- Janice...
- Take it off, take it off!
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You would not believe the indignity
I've been put through!
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I hate to say it, sir,
but your wife is a Iying, scheming,
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deceitful, no-good piece of white trash.
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I've known that for years. But she had
nothing to do with the kidnapping! Chief!
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Put this numbskull back on suspension
for the rest of his life!
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- I don't understand.
- I've just had a call from the kidnappers!
248
00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,444
- Aha.
- They've given me a drop-off location
249
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and a demand for a private jet.
250
00:21:13,569 --> 00:21:16,925
I have no course now but to capitulate,
thanks to you!
251
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Doreau, I want you
to deliver the ransom to them.
252
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Wait a minute, the messenger is
probably gonna get killed. Let me do it.
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- That sounds like a terrific idea.
- No.
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00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,961
The last thing I need on my hands now
is a shoot-out.
255
00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:37,724
I'm ordering you to return
to your apartment and to stay there.
256
00:21:37,809 --> 00:21:40,482
I'm sorry, I'll have to ask for your badge.
257
00:21:43,849 --> 00:21:45,805
Now, get out!
258
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- Be careful, Doreau.
- I will, Hammer.
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Hello?
260
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Is anybody here?
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Step forward. Slowly.
262
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So they sent us a little lady...
and a foxy one at that, too.
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Hand over the money, tramp.
You'll be escorting us to that jet, too.
264
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Not until I see that Francine is safe.
265
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- Feliz!
- Yeah. Come on, come on, come on.
266
00:23:09,569 --> 00:23:13,118
- How you doin', Francine?
- I haven't eaten in a day and a half
267
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and I missed last night's Dynasty.
268
00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:22,287
Heh heh heh! Police person is clean!
269
00:23:22,369 --> 00:23:26,408
Drop the victimised society girl routine.
An accomplice in your own abduction.
270
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:28,445
What are you talkin' about, pig?
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00:23:28,529 --> 00:23:32,647
Financial records gave me the name
of the college she attended four years ago.
272
00:23:32,729 --> 00:23:35,323
You attended at the same time, Luxley.
273
00:23:35,409 --> 00:23:38,082
My hunch is that you know each other
and are an item.
274
00:23:40,649 --> 00:23:44,767
I applaud your ingenuity.
You see, I loathe my father.
275
00:23:44,849 --> 00:23:47,966
Now I'll escape from
under his fascist thumb
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along with my lover, my comrades...
277
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and one million dollars!
278
00:23:53,409 --> 00:23:57,163
- Perfect plan, Francine.
- And once we're safely away,
279
00:23:57,249 --> 00:23:59,558
I'll kill you myself.
280
00:23:59,649 --> 00:24:03,358
You'd kill me for a briefcase
full of shredded paper?
281
00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:11,319
There's nothing but confetti in here!
282
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:18,239
Surprise! Party's over, cupcakes!
283
00:24:18,329 --> 00:24:22,561
- And just who are you, man?
- Yeah, sucker, and why are you smilin'?
284
00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:25,925
- Why? Because I'm trigger-happy!
- You're dead, man!
285
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:32,008
You may be right. Let's get it over with.
I got an aerobics class in the morning.
286
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:41,200
You've just ruined my best sports jacket.
Now I'm really mad!
287
00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:24,161
I almost forgot I had a
grenade in my pocket.
288
00:25:26,689 --> 00:25:29,362
Lucky this jacket didn't
go to the cleaner's.
289
00:25:35,249 --> 00:25:36,568
Aw!
290
00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:41,247
Ahh! Oooh!
291
00:25:41,929 --> 00:25:44,284
Three down... one to go.
292
00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:56,080
- You deserve a good spanking, girly.
- Drop the gun or this broad gets it.
293
00:25:56,169 --> 00:26:01,118
Be my guest. Go ahead, kill her.
And then I'll just go ahead and kill you.
294
00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:03,848
- She's serious.
- I'm sure she is.
295
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:07,604
As a policewoman, I know you're
prepared to die in the line of duty.
296
00:26:12,969 --> 00:26:15,529
All right, stud, it's just you and me.
297
00:26:15,609 --> 00:26:18,601
Drop the gun.
I know you'd never shoot at a woman.
298
00:26:20,649 --> 00:26:25,200
- Ohh!
- Sorry, Francine... call me a feminist.
299
00:26:28,849 --> 00:26:30,202
Does that hurt?
300
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:33,406
Any time a nice sports jacket
gets ruined, it hurts.
301
00:26:33,489 --> 00:26:38,768
- Thank goodness you followed me here.
- No, don't thank goodness... thank gun.
302
00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:44,325
Thanks, Sledge.
303
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Enough warmth.
304
00:26:50,649 --> 00:26:53,368
My own daughter. Just like her mother -
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an idiot.
306
00:26:54,889 --> 00:26:59,599
Nevertheless...
Doreau, congratulations on a job well done.
307
00:26:59,689 --> 00:27:02,840
Thank you, sir, but I
can't take all the credit.
308
00:27:02,929 --> 00:27:04,567
Yeah, you can.
309
00:27:04,649 --> 00:27:07,846
Doreau, in a few moments
it'll be my great pleasure
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to present you with a full promotion.
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00:27:10,569 --> 00:27:13,845
What about Hammer?
I wouldn't be here if it weren't for him.
312
00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:17,001
He broke the rules.
He will remain on suspension.
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00:27:17,809 --> 00:27:21,040
- That's not fair!
- Stop worrying about Hammer!
314
00:27:21,129 --> 00:27:25,884
Concern yourself with your own career.
Let's go. Got 50 reporters outside.
315
00:27:25,969 --> 00:27:30,724
Here's your acceptance speech. It says
how much you admire my administration
316
00:27:30,809 --> 00:27:35,121
and how well you think
I react under fire - I wrote it myself.
317
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:40,885
Thank you, sir,
I respectfully decline the promotion.
318
00:27:42,249 --> 00:27:45,525
What? Am I hearing correctly?
319
00:27:48,969 --> 00:27:51,608
Seems like you're hearing pretty well.
320
00:27:52,929 --> 00:27:57,366
- Let's go, partner.
- Doreau... you're off your rocker!
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00:27:57,449 --> 00:27:59,519
True...
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00:27:59,609 --> 00:28:01,759
but I know what I'm doing.
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00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000
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