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Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
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Felicia...
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.. where are you?
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I'm in here, Milo.
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Oh!
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Oh, where's your wife tonight?
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The old ball-and-chain is out playing
a couple of hands of pinochle.
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Here you are, darlin'.
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Oh, Milo, darling.
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Put it on.
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- But there's nothing in it.
- I know!
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Put it on.
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When you come back,
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you'll be the hoteI guest
who just stepped out of the shower
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and I'll be the naughty little bellboy.
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Ooh!
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OK.
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Bye.
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Oh! Dang satin sheets!
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Oh!
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That's cute.
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Ooh!
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Milo, I'm...
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Oh, yuck.
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Hey, Inspector, Detective.
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Enough salutations, Mayjoy.
What happened?
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The dead guy is Milo Tieup,
a big-time toy tycoon.
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Comes home from a hard day of work
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and this remote-controlled tank
rolls in and blows him away.
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Boooshh!
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You're telling me
he was shot with a toy tank?
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- How depressing.
- Death always is.
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I'm depressed they didn't have
these toys when I was a kid.
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It's funny, it was made
by his own toy company.
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Who is she, Mayjoy?
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Name's Felicia Gilmore.
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Claims they were "alone together",
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then she came in and found him dead.
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- Well built, eh, Inspector?
- Yeah, look at that turret.
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Sledge, he's talking about
that woman over there.
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- I knew that.
- Let's question her.
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Ms Gilmore, I'm Detective Doreau,
this is Inspector Hammer.
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What was your relationship
with the deceased?
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Oh, I was, er... his, um...
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how should I say? Milo and I were, er...
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- I was his...
- Mistress.
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Is it that obvious?
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It is from these snapshots,
sister.
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OK, How long were you
Tieup's illicit love slave?
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Sledge, don't be judgementaI.
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I got no time for immorality, Doreau.
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She was living in sin with a married man.
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No, he didn't live here,
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- he just paid the rent.
- It's still disgusting.
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What can you tell us about Tieup?
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He was a simple multi-millionaire
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and the only thing he loved
more than his toys was me.
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- Cos you didn't run on batteries?
- Sledge, please.
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Would you try and be more sensitive?
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OK, OK. All right, tramp,
why'd you kill him?
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- I didn't do it. Why would I kill Milo?
- It beats me.
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- You tell me, then I'll know.
- Milo took care of me.
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He was a great catch
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and the only problem was
he had a wife.
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Yeah, and he wouldn't get rid of her,
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so you got him to bring you a toy tank
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and you killed him with it.
A perfect crime of passion.
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What on earth are you talking about?
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- That's not it?
- No.
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- Was any of it even close?
- No.
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- There was a tank?
- Yes.
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Sledge, there's a doggie door here
that that tank would fit through,
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Look at these tracks on the carpet.
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You know, I think that tank
came from outside.
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These dang, degenerate
satin sheets!
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How come you're not the inspector?
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I don't know.
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So, did this big toy maggot have
any enemies, other than his wife?
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Enemies, no.
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He was a gentle man who through his toys
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brought joy and laughter to millions.
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In other words, everybody hated him.
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I think there's more to this case.
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Let's fill in Trunk, then question Mrs Tieup.
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I think you're right. Let's go.
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And, you, don't leave town.
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Who's gonna pay for it?
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I'm just the ex-mistress
of a very influentiaI man?
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What am I gonna do now?
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Do what every woman in your position does.
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- What's that?
- Pose for Playboy.
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Take care.
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Oh.
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Forgot I still had one of those left.
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Rest assured, Mrs Tieup,
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we have two of our best officers
on the case.
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Guess what, Captain?
Milo Tieup, the toy tycoon,
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was just offed by one of his own toys
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in his mistress's bedroom.
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Not right now, Hammer.
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This won't take long, sir,
it's pretty cut-and-dried.
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You see, Tieup was keeping
this woman, a reaI adult toy,
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and I have pictures. Look at this.
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This is disgusting.
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This is even more disgusting.
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This is not so much disgusting
as surprising.
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And this is unnecessary.
He didn't have to take that picture.
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- Sledge!
- I'm almost done here.
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Now, the way I figure it,
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the reason the old man kept this floozy
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was because his wife was a reaI bow-wow,
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I mean, a doggie.
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Hammer.
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You know, sir, the kinda whining,
kinda mousy type.
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Anyway, so she finds out
about the bimbo and kaboom,
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- she blows up the husband.
- I did not kill my husband!
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Good for you, lady.
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Who's she?
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Hammer, this is Mrs Inez Tieup,
Milo Tieup's wife.
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Good work, Captain.
You're under arrest, lady.
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Get your hands off me, you thug!
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What?
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Mrs Tieup, I apologise
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for Sledge Hammer's
callous and crude behaviour
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and also for your husband's indiscretions.
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It's all right, Captain. I'm relieved.
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- I thought Milo just didn't like sex.
- He didn't, with her.
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Mrs Tieup, were you aware
of his philandering?
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No, but I should've been suspicious
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when he said he was adopting
a 28-year-old girI.
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- God, how I hated that man.
- Why didn't you divorce him?
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That tightwad made me sign
a prenuptiaI agreement -
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I would've gotten zip.
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All the more reason to kill him.
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With him dead, you'd get everything.
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You know, I never thought of that.
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Oh, I could just kick myself!
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- Where were you last night?
- Ah, be carefuI!
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I couldn't miss my appointment -
they charge you regardless.
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Uh... Very nice.
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Mrs Tieup, you claim
you didn't kill your husband.
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Do you have any idea who might want to?
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It would take you hours
to interview all the suspects.
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He treated everyone poorly.
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The other day
I heard him having a huge fight
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with Harold Bell, his chief inventor.
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We should go talk to Harold Bell.
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Right, get on it.
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Ah, now, listen,
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I didn't mean to suggest
Harold could do such a thing.
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We'll decide that.
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You know something, lady?
Your husband is a lucky man.
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- He's dead!
- That's what I mean.
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Hammer...
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get moving - now!
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Yes, sir. Right away, Mr Bell.
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OK, Mr Bell will see you now.
If you'll just wear these.
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Hey, I don't need no stinking badges.
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- Where's Mr Bell's office?
- Building G, Room 1218,
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but we provide you transportation.
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Here it is, Sledge.
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Mr Bell?
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Quiet, please, I'm working.
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I'm afraid this Bell is a ding-dong.
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OK, I'm sorry.
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I'm designing a new line
of unisex household appliances
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that work for boys as well as girls.
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Look at this, Doreau, a toy toaster.
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Oh, that's a reaI toaster!
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I live here.
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Oh, wait a minute...
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Would you like a glass of fresh carrot juice?
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Ah, no, thank you. We're here
to ask you some questions.
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Oh, OK.
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I wanna show you something else.
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Here she is.
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Watch this.
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Come on, baby.
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It's a Crying Tammy doll.
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She's born again for Christmas.
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Come on, Bell,
I'm tired of being toyed with.
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Let's cut to the chase.
Milo Tieup has been murdered.
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Oh?
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Yeah.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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And you interrupted my work
to tell me that?
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Mr Bell, did you design this tank?
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Of course, yeah.
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I design everything for Tieup Toys. Why?
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Cos this tiny toy tank took Tieup's...
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What's another "T" word?.. Tife!
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True, I designed it,
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but it doesn't have any capability to kill.
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If I thought it did,
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I would've used it on Mr Tieup long ago.
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So you admit you hated Tieup?
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Sure I do. Yeah, I did, sure.
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I detested working for him -
he was always so cheap.
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He never gave me the credit I deserved.
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I'm the genius behind this whole company,
not him.
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So why didn't you just be a man and quit?
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I tried to.
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I got this fantastic offer
from the Goldfunger Company
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but slimy old Mr Tieup
wouldn't let me out of my contract,
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but I still wouldn't have kill him.
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Where were you last night, Mr Bell?
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I was right here. Yeah. Yeah, I was here
designing these gag toys for Halloween.
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See? Trick or treat?
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Hey!
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That's pretty good. Hey, watch out, whoa!
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Oh!
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How many times do I have to tell you,
I live here?
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Listen, paI, he who lives
by the toy, dies by the toy.
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Goodbye.
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Well, Sledge, we've got three suspects,
three motives and three flimsy alibis.
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What do we do now?
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Walk back.
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Hello.
'Sorry, sweetie,
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I won't be able to see you tonight. '
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Oh, why not?
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'Because, you'll be dead. '
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When you get those back
from the police lab,
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send them to me at the precinct.
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I'm not a cop photographer,
I'm her neighbour.
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- I always wanted a shot of her.
- You sick, sick sicko!
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What a way to die.
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She got what she deserved, Doreau.
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Inez Tieup got her revenge
by torpedoing that trollop.
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- Here's the murder weapon.
- Sledge, turn it over,
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see if Tieup's name is underneath.
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Yup. There's Milo Tieup's smiling mug.
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I think we should have
another chat with Harold Bell
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before we talk to Inez Tieup.
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I think you're right. Let's go.
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Mm.
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Oh, Detectives, hi.
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I... I didn't expect...
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What're you...
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I was about to have a bite to eat.
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Yeah, well, bite on this.
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Does the name Felicia Gilmore
ring a bell... Bell?
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Felicia Gilmore?
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Yeah.
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Felicia?
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Felicia? Felicia GiI.. Felicia... Gilmore!
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No, I've never heard that name before.
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Wha-wha-what... Why do you ask?
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She was sunk
by one of your toy submarines.
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This is really turning out to be an awfuI day.
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Well, I mean, look,
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I'd have to be pretty stupid
to modify two of my own designs.
254
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,773
You know, I'd be the first one you'd suspect.
255
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,816
I didn't, she did.
256
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,856
Though he's got a point.
257
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,976
OK, Harold,
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you can look, but you can't touch.
259
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,056
You'll wrinkle the silk.
260
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,936
It's not what you think.
261
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,614
Then why are you wearing
a little black thing?
262
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,696
- I'm in mourning.
- Oh, brother!
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Really.
264
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,613
I just... came over to congratulate Harold.
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00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,935
The board has made him the new chairman.
266
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:54,169
Couldn't she have just left
a little extra in his pay cheque?
267
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,296
You're not fooling anyone, Mrs Tieup.
268
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:58,689
You're the board,
you made your lover chairman.
269
00:15:58,780 --> 00:15:59,815
Who?
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Bell, Sledge.
271
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:05,210
Be... Your morals stink out loud.
272
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,213
How dare you say that
to the woman I love!
273
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,531
Love? I need a barf bag.
274
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,576
Thank you, sweetheart.
275
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,532
Now that you know about us,
I can tell you the truth.
276
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,810
Inez and I were together last night
277
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,539
when Mr Tieup was murdered.
278
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,976
She didn't let me try anything -
she's a reaI tease...
279
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,976
.. but we were together.
280
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:33,176
I guess they got their alibi, Sledge.
281
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,820
Yeah, and he's right.
He'd have to be an idiot
282
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,175
to kill two people with toys he designed,
283
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:40,649
either that or a civiI libertarian.
284
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,135
Why would he wanna kill Felicia?
285
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,456
Looks like we're outta suspects.
286
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,533
I hate that! We're also starting
to sound like Murder, She Wrote.
287
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,736
Someone else has to be involved here.
288
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,776
I think Felicia's the key.
289
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,294
I think you're right. Let's go.
290
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,373
All right, you two love buckets
are off the hook,
291
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:06,179
but do me a favour - don't breed!
292
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,091
Don't pay any attention, darling.
293
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,852
So crueI.
294
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,890
Well, nothing here but the stench
of a tawdry love affair.
295
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:26,930
- Whatever happened to morality, Doreau?
- I don't know.
296
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,090
- By the way, I'm proud of you.
- Why?
297
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:32,570
For breaking into the apartment
without a search warrant.
298
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,616
You're gonna make a good cop yet.
299
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,371
- Gee, thanks, Sledge.
- Look at this.
300
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,849
I guess if you're on the force long enough,
301
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,534
you see all kinds of gruesome things.
302
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,531
It's lingerie, Sledge.
303
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:51,253
Didn't your wife
ever wear sexy things for you?
304
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,696
Well, I must admit, one time
she put on my bulletproof vest.
305
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:57,453
Now, that turned me on
like nobody's business.
306
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:03,016
You know, Sledge, I find it odd
that those were the only clothes she owned.
307
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,933
She was a kept woman.
These are uniforms, Doreau.
308
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:11,177
Look at this! "I love you forever,
Claude Goldfunger. "
309
00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:12,978
You thinking what I'm thinking?
310
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:15,733
I'm thinking of invading Afghanistan
by myself.
311
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,219
What're you thinking?
312
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,690
Harold Bell mentioned Goldfunger.
He's Tieup's competitor.
313
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:24,170
If anyone would want to make those toys
lethaI, it'd be him.
314
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,728
I think you're right. Let's go.
315
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,696
Yep, this is it. Mr Goldfunger?
316
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:46,374
I thought you said
this clown was expecting us.
317
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,132
I was expecting you!
318
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:53,455
So, tell me, what brings you
to my magic kingdom, hm?
319
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:56,100
I think this guy's spring is wound too tight.
320
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,659
We're detectives.
321
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:02,177
Oh. You're probably here
about the murder of Milo Tieup.
322
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:05,616
- What do you know about it?
- Everything. I did it.
323
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,975
I punished Felicia too.
324
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:11,018
Punished? What are you
talking about, you weirdo?
325
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,888
Felicia was a bad girI.
I thought she was my girlfriend,
326
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:18,017
then I found out she was Milo Tieup's
girlfriend too.
327
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,011
So that's why you killed her.
328
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,649
Of course not, dumbbell.
She was double-dealing us.
329
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:27,619
She gave Tieup the plans
to my top secret project.
330
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:31,773
That was her fataI boo-boo,
so I had to kill them both.
331
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,691
A little extreme, don't you think?
332
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:36,453
Hey, the toy business isn't kids' stuff.
333
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,371
Well, I'm taking you in.
334
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,815
You oughta know women can't
keep secrets.
335
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,368
I'm not going anywhere, but you are.
336
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:46,896
Can you believe this? He's holding us off
with a toy gun!
337
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,056
This is my top secret project.
338
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:54,700
It will revolutionise the world of toys.
339
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:57,977
A child's toy gun that's reaI.
340
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,619
Ah!
341
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,255
He's gone!
342
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:07,571
There's an escape hatch.
He's somewhere in the factory.
343
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,888
Let's go.
344
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:12,859
Did you see that? A toy gun that shoots
reaI bullets. Want a pet?
345
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,532
Sledge?
346
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:53,177
You think the Defense Department
knows about this guy?
347
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,535
If they did, the world would be a safe place.
348
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,576
You go that way.
349
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,809
Goodbye, Inspector.
350
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,537
Rabbits to the kill!
351
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,372
You see, Doreau, you give them
all the toys in the world
352
00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:08,416
and they wind up playing in a cardboard box.
353
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,256
Doreau, it is unbelievable
354
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:19,537
that a successfuI businessman
like Claude Goldfunger
355
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,576
could be so maniacaI.
356
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,289
Well, apparently, toys were his life
and toys got him life.
357
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:27,416
Look what Harold Bell just sent me.
358
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,011
A Sledge Hammer doll.
359
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,931
You see the similarity?
360
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,976
It's cute. Can I see it?
361
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,971
OK, but give it back.
362
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:42,139
It's really offensive.
The guy did an accurate job.
363
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,173
I guess they haven't got
all the bugs out of it yet.
364
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,649
- It malfunctioned.
- No, it didn't.
365
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,736
Can I see?
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