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[instrumental music]
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Okay, mommy. Okay.
Bye, mom.
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Gina, where is Martin?
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Oh, he went to go pick up
the tickets
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so we wouldn't have
to wait in line.
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[door knocks]
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Wait in line?
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Why don't we just sneak into
side door like we used to do?
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[Gina laughs]
Shut up.
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Oh, it's just you, Roscoe.
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Were you or not exactly
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a day at Disney World
yourself.
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Honey, what do you want?
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I want you to get a smaller head
but I got no control over that.
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Here, look. Baba Raffle ticket
you gotta win a car.
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- How much are they?
- $25.
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- $25?
- What you complaining about?
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It's not like you-you spending
it on African children.
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- You!
- No, no, he's a child.
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- No, he is a child, Tommy.
- Shawn, Shawn
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I'm like the child. If you don't
believe me I'm going--
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It's okay, please.
So, I'll put in for Martin.
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It's only $5 a piece.
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Come on and get tickets
with manners, my boy.
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They ain't teach you
some manner.
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Hey, watch your mouth.
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- Don't howl at me.
- Here.
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You ain't can't haul at me.
Y-you ain't my mother.
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Or I-I'll call
the child abuse line on you.
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9-5-5-5 child abuse.
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I noted down. Hello!
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- Roscoe, yo, boy!
- What?
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This ticket says $5.
Five.
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Well, the other 20
is for the hotel fees.
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So, what's up, Pam?
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You know you're not too old
to end up
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with your face
on the back of a milk carton.
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Well, at least my face would
make the milk go right.
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Tommy, let me borrow your belt.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Go!
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[theme song]
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin Lawrence ♪
♪ Yo! ♪
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♪ Wassup! ♪
♪ How y'all been? ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Yo ♪
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♪ He's so crazy ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin Lawrence ♪
♪ Yo ♪
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♪ Wassup! ♪
♪ How y'all been? ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin ♪
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♪ Martin Lawrence ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Martin.
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Martin, your refrigerator
won't open.
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It won't open because
I put a lock on it, Tommy.
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I mean, why don't you brother
try buy me some food.
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- Shit ain't.
- Yo! Yo!
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I bought you them ten tapes.
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Yo, man. Thank you very much.
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Now all I need is 8-track play
and I'll be good to go.
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That's right.
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We won! We won! We won!
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(all)
We won!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- What did we win?
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- We won the car!
- We won the car!
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- We won the car?
- Yes.
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- Yo! When do we pick it up?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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It's already here. We got it.
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[all cheering]
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- Come and look.
- Where.
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It's right there, the white one.
The white one.
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- Oh, my God!
- Yes!
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Oh, my God! I don't believe it.
Oh, my God!
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- You'll, see.
- A 1981 AMC Gremlin?
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It's my dream car.
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It's not that one, moron.
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The new one next to it.
The 1993 four wheel drive.
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Oh, that's-that's
a nice one too.
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- Oh!
- Anyway..
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I say we sell it
and we split the money.
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No! Not! Never! Aye?
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This is our car,
we gonna share it.
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How are we gonna share
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what if we all want it
on the same night?
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Well, we do what you should do
at the gym, Pam.
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♪ Work it out ♪♪
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No, no, no, look, if we go on..
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Dude, let's do it
alphabetically.
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I mean, I'll get it first
'cause C is for Cole
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and then A-B-C-D..
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[indistinct chatter]
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Stop! Enough! Cancel it!
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Yo, chill, buzz! D-u-u-uh. Damn!
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I mean, y'all act like you ain't
never got anythin' new before.
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This is how we going to do it.
Gina, you got on Monday.
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Tommy, you got it on Tuesday.
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Pam, you got it on hump day.
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- Very funny.
- Ha-ha.
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Cole, you got it on Thursday.
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I got it on Friday.
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On Saturday, we share.
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And on the seventh day,
she rests.
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Great! That seems
to work out well.
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You know, Martin.
I'm very impressed.
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Oh, yeah?
The way I set the schedule?
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[chuckles]
Nah, that you knew
the seven days in a week.
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Any way, I want Tuesday.
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Don't hit. Don't hit, honey.
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She swung at me.
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[instrumental music]
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[man gagging]
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No, no, no, no, no no!
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No, thank you. No, thank you.
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[indistinct singing]
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Hey, your windows got to be
be clear.
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If you wanna know
where to steer.
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Excuse me.
You're making it worse.
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No, Baby G.
You gotta have vision.
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If you wanna drive
with precision.
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[Gina muttering]
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What're you doing in there?
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Oh, darn no. Oh, romie rom.
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I know you, doll, huh?
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Huh? Your name Leena right?
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- That's Gina.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I may not know the name
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but I sure as hell
know the game.
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Gang-na! Gang-na!
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I driven, Gina, huh?
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What's the matter?
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You can't call nobody?
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You can't pick up a phone
and find out
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the visiting hours, huh?
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I'm just filling out
my community service here.
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My probation ain't gonna be
alright.
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Oh, that's a light. Gotta go.
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No, no!
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[yelling]
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[horn honking]
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[both screaming]
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Huh, you can't jank me.
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I've been working
out in the joint!
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You broke my mirror!
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No, you ain't, ain't
drive me off of the car.
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Go away!
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Nah!
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[screaming]
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Let go! Let go of my car!
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[tires screeching]
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Oh! Whoo! Whoo!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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Well, I get the road
to the curve.
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I get the road
to the cur-r-r-ve.
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Ain't this a bitch?
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Made me done scuffed
up my linens.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Whoo! We got us a bear ♪
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♪ What you got what you got ♪
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♪ We got us a bear ♪
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♪ I'm saying oh
I tried to cheat on him ♪
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♪ I got us a bear ♪
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♪ What you got me ♪
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[indistinct]
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Ladies, ladies.
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- Hello, ladies!
- Yeah.
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- Would you mind? Thank you.
- Yay, Tommy.
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We're just trying to sing'
"We Got Us A Bear" that's all.
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I mean, dang.
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Excuse us, MC-no-hair.
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Okay, we just warming up
for the clubs, huh?
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See, if that old man's
won't move, we gonna be late.
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There you are. Ah, thank you.
Drive it like you ain't got OSO.
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Tommy, pass him.
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Look, I can't pass him. Somebody
broke my sideview mirror.
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Well, if you ain't
gonna pass him
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you won't be needing
this too, Tommy.
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Sheneneh, will you stop
grabbing that?
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I thought I could
get my face done
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I'm getting ready for the club.
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Girlfriend, you wanna borrow
my lipstick?
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It's called "Caramel Custard
In The Snow."
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Girl, please, alright. Thank
you, but no, thank you. Alright?
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Alright? I-I won't be using
nobody else's lipstick.
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And you know especially
not yours. Bonquisha.
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I know where your lips
were last night. Ah!
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You're just jealous.
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Oh, you guys just chill.
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I think I lost
one of my earrings.
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Keylolo, okay? Please, aye?
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It is not like anyone
is gonna notice.
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I mean, damn.
You got all Tempe.
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- Oh! Shut up!
- 'Oh!'
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- Sheneneh!
- Yeah.
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Tommy, look,
if you find my earring
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you better give it back to me.
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I wanna see none
of your squeezers
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with my earring gone.
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Wait, what are you talking
about, Kahlua?
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(both)
Whoa!
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Kahlua?
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My name is Key-lo-lo.
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You got it?
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K-E-Y
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(both)
Lo-Lo.
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Don't forget it, body.
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I-I got it, alright? I got it.
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Yeah, but just
don't forget it, okay?
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Uh, Keylolo, I gotta tell you
something, dawg.
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Your mother was trippin'
when she gave you
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that name, okay. Alright.
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My mamma was trippin'
when she gave me my name?
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Your mamma was trippin'
when she gave you Sheneneh.
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Wait, wait a minute.
Everybody like Sheneneh.
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Everybody likes Sheneneh.
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Sheneneh is a bomb.
Sheneneh is a bomb.
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No, no, no.
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Oh, Tommy. I know
you ain't laughing, Tommy.
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No, no, no, no. Tommy, look.
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Just get us to the club
before 10:00.
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Ladies get in free.
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See, Tommy.
They're just tripping.
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Don't you worry about it, baby.
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I think you are so fine.
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See Bonquisha don't always
did want her
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a tall, bald, sensitive man.
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That way, I can close my eyes
and be pretending
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I'm with Monty Williams.
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Hey, hey, come on.
Will you cut down? No!
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Come on, baby.
Tell me who your..
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00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,565
Bonquisha, please get your-your
beer breath out my ear.
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00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,192
That ain't me. That's Keylolo.
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00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,778
She be eating
Chitterlings again.
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00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,113
That's right. Now I'm thirsty.
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00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,240
- Pass the 40, girl.
- No, no, no.
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Don't you guys,
open that in this car.
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See, Tommy. They-they should've
been like me, Tommy, alright?
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I drink mine before I left
the house, Tommy.
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00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,668
You know why?
Because I'm a lady.
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Sheneneh, you drank
the whole 40?
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- Tried to, Tommy.
- Oh!
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Oh, I'd like to get my buzz on
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before I get to the club, okay?
251
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,679
Because I am not paying
no eight dollars
252
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,515
for no doggone fuzzy label,
or no screaming..
253
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,766
Uh-uh, no.
254
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,184
[car honks]
255
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,311
See, I told you,
you was driving too slow.
256
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,522
Hold on, hold on hold on.
Who the hell are you beeping at?
257
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,692
Oh, no you didn't. No you
didn't. I warned you, alright?
258
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,278
(male #1)
'Put your ugly face
back in the car.'
259
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:58,450
Oh, no, you didn't,
oh no, you didn't! Pull over--
260
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,909
Okay, okay. Hey, Sheneneh.
261
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,327
Will you guys shut up
and get back in this car?
262
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,329
- Come on.
- Don't let us get to slicing.
263
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,332
That's right,
we will get to sli-c-ing.
264
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,169
Come on, I'm trying to up
the window.
265
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,337
Sheneneh go down.
266
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,297
You just broke my window,
Sheneneh.
267
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,424
I ain't broke no window, Tommy.
That was you.
268
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,843
[car honks]
269
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,136
Is that your wife
270
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,430
or is your dog walking
backwards?
271
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,849
[imitates barking]
272
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,809
- Ah!
- Oh, God!
273
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,270
[glass shattering]
274
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,105
[indistinct chatter]
275
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,568
Oh, God! Somebody call..
276
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,862
[instrumental music]
277
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,118
Come on, hurry up.
278
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,829
Now keep on moving. People
let's just keep on moving.
279
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,457
Only the night time
basic caring guard is here.
280
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,168
Let go, Yoko Ono. Move it out.
281
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,797
Imagine ain't no money
around here Yoko. Move it.
282
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,633
Say what?
283
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,469
What you doing punching in
all them numbers, bruh?
284
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,972
Now what you got a bank account
in Switzerland or somethin'..
285
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,433
I'm checking my balance
if you don't mind.
286
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,852
Yes, I mind. What's with ya?
Move on out the..
287
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,271
Well, I say,
move out of the way, boy.
288
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,318
What you got here?
289
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,153
What you got here, boy?
290
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,327
Wah, wah, wah.
291
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,375
Why you look like you about
to be mad as hell, bruh?
292
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,669
You can't afford to put
keys on a waffle, boy.
293
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,421
Get g-get going that way.
294
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,256
Come on, boy.
Let's get t-to the moving, boy.
295
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,925
Look, old man. You better
back off or you'll get hurt.
296
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,802
- Old man?
- Yeah.
297
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,096
So, I gots to be a old man,
huh, boy?
298
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,681
I guess you work out a lot,
huh, boy?
299
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,016
Pretty, ain't they?
300
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:50,228
Oh, pretty. I like your calves..
May I tickle?
301
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,731
- Step off, man.
- I better step off, huh, boy.
302
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,190
I guess you're growing,
boy, huh?
303
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,109
You drink a lot of milk,
huh, boy?
304
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,571
Huh, boy?
305
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,781
- Show you what I got, boy.
- You want some of this?
306
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,450
Boy, I wants a lot of that, boy.
307
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,453
Tell you what I got, boy.
308
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,956
Look at you, boy. Getting ready
to take you down, boy.
309
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,750
♪ Getting ready
to take you down boy ♪
310
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,418
♪ Getting ready to take you
down boy look at you boy ♪
311
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,463
Getting ready to take you down,
hard, hard, hard, hard.
312
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,964
Get-get going. How's that?
313
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,342
Knock you out, boy, huh?
314
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,812
Well, get on right back here.
Would you..
315
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,774
Keep going.
Go on out there, boy!
316
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,942
Ain't got no money, boy?
317
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,362
I'm sorry, little lady.
I...got confused.
318
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,947
You know, I'm worried about the
bank robber's and everything.
319
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,908
Come on and step right on, now?
320
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,951
I'll let you get
your little money.
321
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,162
- Thank you.
- Wait a minute.
322
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,331
Is this your car?
Is that yours?
323
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,166
Yeah, I'll move it
in a minute, okay?
324
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,794
Uh-huh, no, what you gonna do
is move that car right now.
325
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,837
You'll move that car right now.
326
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,339
What is your problem, grandpa?
327
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:02,467
My problem here, girl,
Missy-poo..
328
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,555
My problem here is
this is in a no parking zone.
329
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,933
What's the matter?
Is it not red enough for you?
330
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,936
I gotta change it from bright
red to blinds of blood red?
331
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,938
Move this car right now.
332
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,439
- Move this car.
- Wait a minute.
333
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,692
Grandpa, what is your problem?
What's going on?
334
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,694
My problem is I'm getting ready
to move this damn car
335
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,195
feet by feet. Now move it now.
336
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,156
I can't move this
further down.
337
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,659
Move the car, move the car.
Now.
338
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,619
[glass shatters]
339
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,498
I tell you to move.
Now, move the car.
340
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,000
Listen, Captain Kangaroo.
341
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,460
You cannot go around
vandalizing people's car.
342
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,171
Kangaroo? Well, watch
how I hop on it, girl.
343
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,340
Argh! What have you got?
344
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,342
Okay, I'll move it,
I'll move it.
345
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,095
I'll move it. Here,
take your hat. I'll move it.
346
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,974
Get it on that. And I'm telling
you move it fast.
347
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:55,020
Okay, okay, I'll move it.
348
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,980
Alright, move it on now.
349
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,149
And don't come back here.
350
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,654
Where the hell
is my good implant?
351
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,656
[instrumental music]
352
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,706
- Whoo!
- I'll be stoking today.
353
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,541
♪ Stoking to the west. ♪
354
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,919
♪ And stoking to the one
that I love it ♪
355
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,046
♪ We just stoking ♪
356
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,214
[cheering and singing]
357
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,721
Nice coat you got.
358
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,349
[indistinct chatter]
359
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,519
- Oh, hold on.
- What is it, there?
360
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,937
Girl, look over there.
361
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,814
Ain't that teacher's girl,
Vanessa?
362
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,275
- Yeah.
- Ooh, child.
363
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:45,070
I've done heard she done
divorced her fourth husband.
364
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,780
Uh-huh and right after
he done paying
365
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,490
for the plastic surgery.
366
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,241
That's what I heard.
367
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:54,204
Believe me, she done had more
than a few good men.
368
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:57,165
You know I always says
she was loser than my teeth
369
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,250
after a taffy apple.
370
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,504
[Cole honks]
371
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,465
Cole! Boy sit up
and put both of your hands
372
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,343
on that wheel
and fasten that seat belt.
373
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,095
Cool, ma.
Just trying to be cool.
374
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,138
- Stop sweating me.
- Sweating you?
375
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,224
Look at you, sitting there
all slouched over.
376
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,934
That was your father's problem.
377
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,770
- He had more problem than that.
- Oo-ooh.
378
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,022
He was hell when he was stuck
in that bottle, Wendy.
379
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,857
He sure was.
380
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,443
Edna, can't you see, the boy's
sitting right here in the car.
381
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,861
You're right, Maddie.
You're right.
382
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,780
Cole, not now. I'm sorry.
383
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,157
Your daddy was a fine man, Cole.
384
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,952
Especially when he was sucking
on that bottle.
385
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,287
Evelyn, look.
Ain't that your niece?
386
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,958
My, my, my! She ain't
missed many meals, has she?
387
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,584
I'm mad of judging
by all the trash
388
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,712
all over his car,
need to ask Cole.
389
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,882
And it smell like
a day old cabbage in here.
390
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,760
Evelyn, if it smell like day
old cabbage everywhere we go
391
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,137
damn it, then may be it's you.
392
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,472
Or maybe you just thinking.
393
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,142
What is certain?
394
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,060
What the hell are you
laughing at, Maddie?
395
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,937
Your wig still got
the damn tag on.
396
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,439
Oo-cha-no!
397
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,815
I'm glad you told me,
I'd have went in that thing
398
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,191
thinking I was looking cute.
399
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,277
Why, hell, we know
that ain't cute, huh.
400
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,989
Girl, I was trying to fix
the door over here. It's broke.
401
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,574
You gotta take care
of your new car.
402
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,701
Now, it's starting to look
like your room.
403
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,328
Cole's car? This ain't Cole's
car. It's Martin's car.
404
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,788
He brought the ticket.
405
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,331
[scoffs]
Well, excuse me.
406
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,294
Too bad, he was too cheap
to put his own money in.
407
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,421
Now what I heard is,
just what I heard now.
408
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,007
Gina had to pay for Martin.
409
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,593
That's what I heard.
410
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,761
Well, y'all heard wrong.
411
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,387
Now, Maddie, you didn't have
to go there.
412
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,348
You didn't have to say that
about my baby.
413
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,934
Edna, look. It ain't no secret
you raised one cheap old son.
414
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,687
Well, then I guess your son
was raised in a damn pigsty?
415
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,189
A pigsty? Oh, that's it.
416
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,232
[indistinct chatter]
417
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,026
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
418
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,444
What's going on back there?
419
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,780
Boy, what are you
howling at grown folks for?
420
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,865
You stay outta our conversation.
421
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,409
You ain't too grown to get
back slap on that back seat.
422
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,204
I'll take your hand
and twist it.
423
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,705
That's right, boy.
You better watch your manners.
424
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:05,251
Don't you ever talk to Ms. Payne
like that again.
425
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,379
Isn't that Vanessa?
426
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,756
You know I heard
that she divorced her fourth--
427
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,591
Hey, hey, hey, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
428
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,052
If that's Vanessa,
we've been driving in circles.
429
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,054
Oh, Maddie,
now see what you done did
430
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,306
you done got us lost, Maddie.
431
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,183
Oh, he should've made
a left, Maddie.
432
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,394
No, no, no, no. I'm sure,
I'm sure it's a right.
433
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,062
No, Cole. Make a left.
434
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,730
- No, go right.
- Don't make right!
435
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,232
[indistinct chatter]
436
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:34,030
Ooh! Last time I felt a bump
like that, I had twins.
437
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,199
[groaning]
438
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,701
Whoo!
439
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,162
Oh, great,
you done got us lost, Maddie
440
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,039
your son done got us stuck
on the curb.
441
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,583
- Edna, I--
- There's the Bingo Hut!
442
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,252
Right there.
We're here.
443
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,878
- Alright.
- We're here, we're here.
444
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,005
- We're here.
- Now, get out.
445
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,256
Get your big asses out.
446
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,049
Son, thank you very much
for dropping.
447
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,426
Come on. Move it--
448
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,927
Hey, hey, hey, hey, momma,
I thought you said
449
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,304
you was gonna ask your friends
for some gas money.
450
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,181
I didn't hear that.
451
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,478
...you on a night out, she
gettin' ready to go play Bingo.
452
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,148
What's the hell is wrong
with you, boy?
453
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,358
[instrumental music]
454
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,707
Yeah, girl.
455
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,460
Ah! Nothing like
a romantic evening
456
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,254
at the drive-in with my baby.
457
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,964
Hey, thank you, baby.
This is really romantic.
458
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,299
- You like that?
- Yes.
459
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,551
Hey, Martin.
It is freezing back here.
460
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,303
Can you roll up
the window, please?
461
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,472
I can't Tommy. You broke it.
462
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:44,517
Oh, oh, who broke the mirror
and the windshield wiper, Gina?
463
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,477
Yeah.
464
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,437
I feel the draft up my legs.
465
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,938
Who put a hole in the floor?
466
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,899
Cole!
467
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,150
Excuse me.
468
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,485
I was trying
to do y'all a favor.
469
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,986
Put some speakers up a here.
470
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,112
On the floor, Cole?
471
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,864
I had work man of 'em bumping
472
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,408
you know, surround sound but
y'all know nothin' about that.
473
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,870
This car's all already worse
than Cole's.
474
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,581
You know what? This was a big
mistake sharing this car.
475
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,916
We need to get rid of it.
476
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,167
We should've sold it like I said
477
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,794
in the first place, Martin.
478
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,587
[indistinct chatter]
479
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,214
You know what? I'll tell you.
480
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,924
If y'all gonna disrespect me
up in my car
481
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,134
all of y'all can get out.
Get the steppings--
482
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,386
Shut it up.
483
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,013
Zip it and throw it away.
484
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:25,016
This is not your property
and you can't kick us out.
485
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,643
So, this is our car. There.
486
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:29,104
Right, yeah. It belongs to
all of us now.
487
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,107
- See?
- That's right.
488
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,900
Yeah, well not for long,
alright?
489
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,402
I'm about to put a rug
on the hole
490
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,153
and selling it
to some fool tomorrow.
491
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,988
- Good.
- Great.
492
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,532
Y'all should be shutting up.
493
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,742
You three need
to find you somebody.
494
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,537
Oh, please.
495
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,288
- That's true.
- I feel sorry for you.
496
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,374
Well, I'm sorry, y'all.
Look, look, hey, hey.
497
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,875
Let's just-just quiet down.
498
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,210
This is the last night
with the car.
499
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,503
Let just enjoy it, please.
500
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,921
Well, then you stop
flipping on me.
501
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,548
- I'm not flipping on you.
- You did.
502
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,216
- Keep your mouth shut.
- You were dangerous.
503
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,094
Cole, get your hand
off my thigh.
504
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,763
Sure about that?
Thought that was your breast.
505
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,098
Well, it's not.
506
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,685
Well, you got hell of a
goose bump on your knee, baby.
507
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:14,149
- What's the matter, baby?
- Get him away from me, please.
508
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,900
Alright, okay. Okay,
509
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,360
I'm tired of y'all
moving upfront.
510
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,403
Keep going up there.
511
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,904
- Coming.
- Hey, Cole.
512
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,241
Cole, Cole, yo, man, yo, man,
what you doing, man?
513
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,868
Thank goodness.
514
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,578
On that thing, man.
515
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,413
Ah! Nice and roomy up here.
516
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,831
Cole, man.
517
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,377
Martin, why is everybody
leaving?
518
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,587
And all at the same time.
519
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,088
(Tommy)
'Everybody is not leaving.
520
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,590
- We're rolling backwards.
- Wait a minute.
521
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,758
'Cole, did you
take the break off?'
522
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:41,134
(Cole)
'Is that what that was?'
523
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,345
[theme music]
524
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,642
[crashing]
525
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:53,396
(all)
'Ah, damn!'
526
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:54,981
[glass shattering]
527
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:01,154
...a phone and find out
the visiting hours, huh? Huh!
528
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,698
I'm just working out
my community service here.
529
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,492
Filling it out!
You know what I'm saying?
530
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:08,787
My probation ain't gonna be
alright.
531
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:12,082
- Oh, that's a light. Gotta go.
- No, no! Wait! Wait! Oh!
532
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,626
[indistinct chatter]
533
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,304
[both screaming]
534
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,807
Wait up! Huh?
You can't jank me.
535
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,226
I've been working out in the
joint!
536
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,811
You broke my mirror!
537
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,020
No, you ain't
538
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,522
you ain't drive me
off of the car.
539
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:37,982
- Go away!
- No!
540
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,567
[screaming]
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