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Stop the madness!
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Otis, the security guard
is here.
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Look here, punk.
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You got five minutes
for your cigarette break.
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Five minutes, okay?
That's all.
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Now let's keep on movin'.
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Let's just keep on movin'.
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You don't wanna get Otis mad.
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Temporary washroom attendant.
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Wait, boy.
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You just reach it?
You're gonna leave a tip?
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Now, come on, bra.
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Wait, I heard something, bra.
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No, Otis like that
quiet money.
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Hey, look, man,
can I just get a towel?
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You sure can. Okay,
what was that, a quarter?
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Here's your quarter.
Now, keep on movin'.
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Let's just keep on movin'.
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I said, keep on movin', boy.
Don't look back.
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Just keep it on movin'.
Let's just keep on movin'.
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Come here, boy.
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Now, you look very studious.
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Now, you just came
outta stall, didn't you?
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And you was gonna walk
out, weren't you, boy?
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And wasn't even gonna wash
your hand.
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Get over here
and wash your hand!
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That's how diseases
get passed on.
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Damn! And you stink too.
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I don't think you
finished just yet.
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Go on, just go.
Get on out of here.
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Let's just keep on movin'.
Let's just keep on movin'.
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'That's right.'
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Oh, damn.
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...I didn't even
know Michael Jackson
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was that tall
or that dark.
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Look here, sir.
Can I use the comb?
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No, no, no, boy.
Hell no.
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Not with all that grease
you got in your hair.
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Alright, Imma give you
a tip, alright?
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No, I give you a tip, boy.
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Next time you change your
motor oil wear a shower cap.
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- Old man, please.
- Old man?
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Look at that, boy. Look at that,
boy. That's a old man to you?
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Boy, you just messed up.
Don't nobody take nothing from--
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- Oh.
- Beat it.
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Keep on movin', brother.
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Keep on movin'.
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[theme music]
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♪ Funky ♪
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♪ It's funky ♪
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♪ It's funky ♪
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♪ Lord it's so so ♪
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♪ How y'all been? ♪
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♪ Funky ♪
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♪ It's funky ♪
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♪ It's funky ♪
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♪ Lord it's so ♪
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♪ He's so crazy! ♪
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♪ Funky ♪
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♪ Funky ♪
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♪ Lord it's so so.. ♪
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♪ How y'all doin'? ♪
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♪ Funky ♪
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♪ It's funky ♪
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♪ It's funky ♪
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♪ Lord he's.. ♪♪
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We'll be back.
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Martin, Martin, Martin,
what's wrong with you?
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What, Stan?
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I warned you about using
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the four letter words
on your show.
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The government's gonna fine me.
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Oh, man, it's a free
country, alright?
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That's how my audience
talks, man.
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Martin, I know
this is a free country
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but at this radio station
the only thing laid is a carpet.
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I guess that explains all them
rug burns you got, huh?
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Watch your job, Martin.
Watch your job.
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Alright.
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So what up, what up, what up?
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Now, check it out, we're back.
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Now, you're waiting
for your woman in bed..
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...you got your
whole night planned out.
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Your opening move.
Where you wanna end up.
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And maybe even go
try out some new stuff
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you've been trying on you.
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So your woman comes into bed..
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...damned and naked.
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Body looking like
plop-pleep-platty-platty.
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So you gettin' it goin'.
You're gettin' it on.
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And she stops.
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"Not tonight.
I just want to be held."
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Yo, Detroit, wazzup
with that? What up?
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(female #1 on phone)
'When I ask my husband
just to hold me'
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'he says he's happy to.'
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Pfft! Get outta here.
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What makes you think
he's telling the truth?
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'He's 89. The man's happy
if I change his diaper.'
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Well, you should do to him
what I'm about to do to you.
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- 'What's that?'
- Pull the plug.
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Yo, I think we got.. Oh!
Hey, wait a minute, everybody.
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Ha ha, come here.
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Got a special guest
just walked into the studio.
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Come here. Maybe
she would like to say hello.
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- No, Martin, stop.
- No. Come on, come on, baby.
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Say wassup to the people.
Say, wazzup.
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- Wassup.
- No, no.
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Come on, baby,
give me attitude.
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Say, wazzup.
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Wazzup.
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You go, girl.
Sit on down there.
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Yeah, everybody, this is my
baby, the love of my light
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and she's here to take
her man out to dinner.
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You know why?
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'Cause she never cooks.
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- Martin!
- You know it's true, Gina.
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- I cook for you.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Captain Crunch in a bowl
ain't cooking.
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Hey, Martin, I really don't
think this is the right place
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to be talking about this, okay?
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Come on, baby.
These are my fans.
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I don't hide anything
from my fans.
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Okay, then they
already know that you cried
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when you saw
"Beauty And The Beast," right?
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- Hey, hey--
- I'm just playing, everybody.
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You whaa.. ha ha ha.
Yeah, she's just playin'.
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But anyway, back
to this cooking thing.
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How come you working women
don't like to cook?
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I don't get it.
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For two reasons, Martin.
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We're smart
and we're not your mother.
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Why you have to talk
about my mother?
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Why you gotta talk
about my cookin'?
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What're you doing on my show?
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You invited me here, Martin.
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What, you dissing me on my show?
And you can't cook.
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I mean, what good are you?
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Hey, nothin'.
Just joking.
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Uh, uh...we got to get
ready to get outta here.
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That's my show for the day.
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This is the starvin'
Martin Payne.
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I'll see you
at the drive through. Peace!
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Martin, I can't believe you put
my cooking down on the radio.
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Gina's right, Martin.
Dump on her at home.
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This is gonna cost me listeners.
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I did not insult, Gina.
Did I, baby?
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- I'm gonna dinner by myself.
- Come on, Gina. Ba-ba-baby.
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Come here, come here.
Alright, alright.
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Alright, I-I-I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
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You're lying, Martin.
You only said what you felt.
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No, no, you're right,
I had no right
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to lay that on you, okay.
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- I don't care if you ever cook.
- You don't?
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No. Just as long as I can
get my sugar for dessert, girl.
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You give me my lushies, girl.
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Stop.
Not tonight, Martin.
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Tonight you're gonna fast.
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But, um..
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...you can hold me
if you want to, baby.
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Please.
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If you ain't cookin',
you damn sure
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gonna be givin' it up.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Gina.
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I'll hold you.
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Baby..
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I'll cook for you, Gina.
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[instrumental music]
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[screams]
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- Um-hm-hmm.
- Mm-mm. I mean, excuse me.
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I know you ain't
looking at me like that.
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I mean, what's wrong with you?
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You got something
caught in your..
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...your throat or something?
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Not yet.
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Well, I suggest you keep
your eyes to yourself
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if you wanna keep 'em, okay?
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No, I am serious.
You are beautiful.
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[exclaims]
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Okay, I know.
I'm fine, okay?
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I don't need you to tell me
I'm fine. I know I'm fine.
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So what you trying to say?
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Umm..
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You got fire and spice.
I like that in a woman.
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Oh, see you just said
some key words.
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Oh, you said,
"I have spice and fire."
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So stay away before
I burn your ass up.
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Look, I want you to get
to know me, okay?
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- Let me introduce myself--
- Oh, no, no.
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I know who you are.
I know who you are, okay?
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I've seen you
in my history book.
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I mean, didn't you
invent peanut butter?
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Or were you a bus boy
at the Last Supper.
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Oh, my good Lord.
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Excuse me, honey.
You got the wrong guy.
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Oh, no, I got the right guy,
pops, okay?
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Ain't nothing an old man can do
for me, but pay my rent, okay?
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Forty one, money, money, money.
Okay, now guess what?
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I just saved your life.
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Because one stroke
of the Sheneneh.. Alright?
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And you gonna
have a stroke. Goodnight.
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Uh, 41. I was just trying
to brighten your day.
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Child, please,
You brighten everybody's day
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with that hot suit
you got on.
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Okay, okay. Alright, tomorrow.
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Alright, bye.
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Yo, Stan.
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Uh, Martin, I came here to..
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Whoa! Martin,
you got a color TV
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and a phone? Martin,
I'm paying you too much money.
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Yo, Stan, I know
you didn't come all the way
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over here just to tell me that.
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You're right. I came over here
to tell you that after you left
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the station,
the phones went crazy, man.
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The people loved your show.
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Ha, ha. Well, that don't mean
nothing, Stan.
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They know me out there.
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- You want some chili?
- Ah, no.
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It wasn't you, Martin.
It was Gina.
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The people loved hearin'
you two fight.
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I want her on the show, Martin.
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Man, hell, no!
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And besides, Gina already
got a job, Stan.
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Hey, but her job is not in
the glamorous world of radio.
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I'm tellin' you
she won't do it, man.
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[water gurgling]
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Oh, hey.
Hey, Stan.
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Hey, babe. You ain't
gonna believe this, right?
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But, uh, Stan wants you
to leave your job
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and come fight with me on
the radio like we did today.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You want me on the radio?
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I don't know about this, Stan.
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That's right. Tell him
he's outta his damn mind.
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Martin's right, I don't know
anything about radio.
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You don't have to know anything,
Gina, look at Martin.
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Don't start, Stan.
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Do you really think
I could do it?
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Gina, I know so.
The people loved you, Gina.
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Look, the phone rang
so often you'd have thought
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we were giving away
government cheese.
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You know people
kept calling me
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telling me how much
they loved the show.
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See now, you can't let your
public down now, can you?
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- I didn't know I had a pubic.
- You do now.
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Well, I couldn't do it everyday
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00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,531
but if you'd like to work
around my schedule--
247
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,408
- Oh, it's a done deal.
- Yay.
248
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,743
Oh, oh, so y'all are
gonna disrespect me
249
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,578
and don't ask me
about this.
250
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,247
Ask you?
251
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,998
No disrespect, Martin.
252
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,418
Come on, you heard Stan.
253
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,504
They love me,
they know me out there now.
254
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:30,922
So anyway, how do we..
255
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,757
Damn!
256
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:40,765
- Martin, baby, dinners ready.
- Oh, good.
257
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,143
- What'd you make?
- Something special.
258
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,271
Wait, wait, wait.
259
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,149
Gina, this look like your
regular cooking. What is it?
260
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,776
It's Cajun,
everything's blackened.
261
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,280
Catfish is blackened.
262
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,740
Steak is blackened.
263
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,868
But these buns
are just burnt, baby.
264
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:00,994
That's funny, Martin.
265
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,203
You should use that
on the show
266
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,289
tomorrow when you talk about
my cooking.
267
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,623
Uh, good idea, Gina.
268
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,417
And then, and then I'll say
269
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,626
"If you think my rolls are bad
270
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,919
"wait till you taste
the chicken
271
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,464
it's so dry, you got
to eat it in the rain."
272
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:16,092
Ah, that's funny.
I'm gonna write that down.
273
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,635
What?
274
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,637
Come on, Martin,
work with me.
275
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,890
I can't carry the show
all by myself.
276
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,100
Would you stop
doin' this, Gina? Damn!
277
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,394
All night long you've been
writing everything that I say.
278
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,645
Write this down.
279
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,981
I don't want you
to go on my show.
280
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,274
Why?
281
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,026
Why don't you want me
on your show, Martin?
282
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,320
Because I don't want
you to get hurt.
283
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,905
How'd I get hurt?
284
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,116
Look, babe, my show
is based on the truth, okay?
285
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,743
Let's say you
gained two pounds
286
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,161
and I caught you
squeezing into your jeans.
287
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,081
You know, that squeeze thing
you do, you know, right?
288
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,667
When I go into radio tomorrow,
I'm gonna have to call you
289
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,044
Big Drawers McGraw.
290
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,295
Martin, you take that back.
291
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,589
You've never seen me
squeeze into my jeans.
292
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,008
Maybe not, but I saw you
pop out a few.
293
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,637
Oh, now, you did not
have to go there.
294
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,846
See, you know what,
that was low.
295
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,973
See, first I insult you,
then we fight.
296
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,684
What's next, Gina?
I'll tell you what's next.
297
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,144
We split up. Every couple
that works together do.
298
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,105
- That's not true.
- Hey, hey, hey.
299
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,607
Look at
Ike and Tina Turner.
300
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:13,817
You, you wanna
end up like them?
301
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,360
Me in jail
and you over in Europe
302
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,154
looking like you rolled
your hair in fire crackers.
303
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,326
You really think
this will hurt us?
304
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,911
I do, babe.
305
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,664
Then, maybe
I shouldn't do it.
306
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,207
You mean it?
307
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,209
Yeah, Martin.
308
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,003
I don't, I don't want
anything to happen to us
309
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,714
and I don't want people
laughing at me either.
310
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,883
- Love you.
- I love you too.
311
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:42,220
I probably wouldn't have
been any good anyways.
312
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,180
Yeah, right.
313
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,227
I mean, I love your little
squeaky voice and all, you know.
314
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,522
But I don't think nobody stuck
in traffic wanna hear all that.
315
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,234
What are you trying to say
about my voice, Martin?
316
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,737
No, no, no, I mean,
you got a great voice.
317
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,071
I mean, it's just
when you go on the radio
318
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,823
you need personality too.
319
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,117
Oh, so now I don't have
any personality either?
320
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,119
Na, babe,
you got personality..
321
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,329
...you're just not funny.
322
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,082
I am so funny, damn it!
323
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,294
Oh, okay, I see what you doing.
324
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,588
You don't want me on your show
because you're afraid
325
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,382
if I go on your show,
I'll blow you out the water.
326
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:24,220
Please, me afraid of you?
You must be smokin'.
327
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,473
Oh, well, you just better get
ready, 'cause this is on now.
328
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,933
I'll see you
on the radio tomorrow.
329
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,770
And don't be late
like you usually are.
330
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,773
See you when I
see ya. Peace!
331
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,941
No, no, no,
that's my line.
332
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,195
I'll see you when I see you.
Big drawers.
333
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,822
Peace!
334
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,118
[instrumental music]
335
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,288
- Hey, man, what's up?
- Yo, yo.
336
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,082
- How ya'll doin'?
- What up?
337
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,542
Martin, what's up?
338
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,378
It's Gina, man.
339
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,004
I got problems.
340
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,215
Man, come on, yo, man,
not that again.
341
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,802
You know what you need to do.
You need to put Gina in check.
342
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:07,180
If she was my woman, you know
what I'd tell her? Look..
343
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:11,309
"Eh, woman, I am the man, okay?
Now, shut up."
344
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:16,648
You know, Cole, I, I can see
you doing that to Big Shirley.
345
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:20,360
And I can see you pullin'
her foot out your butt.
346
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,487
Hey, Tommy, you was peeking
through my window?
347
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,281
What?
348
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,157
Uh, uh, nothin'.
349
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,409
That's messes up, man
350
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,244
Look, y'all gonna
help me or what?
351
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,121
First, you got to tell us
what the problem is, Martin.
352
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,541
Look, Stan wants Gina to come
on my radio show.
353
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,709
So?
354
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,711
So it could ruin
our relationship.
355
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,505
Oh, okay, okay, I kinda know
exactly what you talkin' about.
356
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,632
If Gina spends the whole day
working with you
357
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,093
then you have no time
during you breaks..
358
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,554
...to spend day dreaming..
359
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,305
...about Oprah.
360
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,393
And being alone on
a desert island..
361
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,521
...and squeezing on her
big old soft round--
362
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,357
Hey, Cole. Hey, hey, Cole, Cole,
what's wrong with you, man?
363
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,650
Whatchu doin'?
364
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,902
Yo, Cole, Cole, sit down.
Don't say nothin' to me.
365
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:03,903
Don't say nothin'.
366
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,447
Just sit down, alright?
367
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,365
Alright, nothin'.
368
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,034
Now, here's the problem, Tommy
369
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,411
Gina could change, man,
this could mess her up.
370
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,246
And then I could
end up losin' her.
371
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,707
You're afraid that she might
be better than you, huh?
372
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,584
- No, shut up, Tommy.
- Come on, Martin.
373
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,045
Look, I know you, man.
You're jealous.
374
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,212
Jealous of what?
375
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,547
'Cause you know
how talented Gina is
376
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,590
she's attractive
377
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,716
and there's a big possibility
378
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,676
she maybe a huge success.
379
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,179
Not if we plan this, right?
380
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,638
What're you talkin'
about, Martin?
381
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,767
Look, man. Tommy,
my radio show is all I have.
382
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,227
Gina is already making
more money than me at her job.
383
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,479
If she comes over here
and takes my job
384
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,230
there's nothing left
for me to do.
385
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,733
I might as well stay home
and have the baby.
386
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,151
Hey-hey, youse read "Enquirer"?
387
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,237
You know, men are doin'
that now in Australia.
388
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,865
I've asked you not to say
nothin' to me, didn't I?
389
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,909
Don't say nothin'.
Zip it, Cole, alright?
390
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,118
Don't say nothin'.
391
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,287
Martin, look,
I understand, okay?
392
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,413
What'd you want us to do?
393
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,166
Look, man, I love
Gina so much, man
394
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,626
and I want our thing
to work, Tommy.
395
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,628
That's why you gotta help me
come with a plan
396
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:05,215
that will destroy and humiliate
Gina on the radio.
397
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,092
- Oh.
- Oh.
398
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,302
Okay, uh, let's think.
399
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,764
- Um-um-um.
- Shut up, Cole. We thinkin'.
400
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,770
Mmm.
401
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,356
Alright, go head, Cole.
402
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,777
Now, it-it better
not be stupid.
403
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,405
Don't say anything.
404
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,614
We're not.
Go ahead.
405
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,449
No, no, on the radio show.
406
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,911
Don't say anything. Just sit
back and don't say anything.
407
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,248
Okay, Gina don't know enough
to run a radio show by herself.
408
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,457
She'll make a fool of herself
409
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,127
and Stan will never
ask her back.
410
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,505
Damn.
411
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,760
Cole, that's actually
a good idea.
412
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:54,347
Yeah, I know. And when
Gina's bombin' right..
413
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:59,310
...the best part is all you
got to do is just sit back..
414
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,479
...and day dream about Oprah.
415
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,816
Bein' alone
on that island
416
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,152
squeezin' on them
big old soft..
417
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,076
How'd you sleep
last night?
418
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,662
Alone.
419
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:21,916
Oh, you two had a big fight
last night, huh?
420
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,418
This is great.
421
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,588
Let's get ready to rumble..
422
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,922
...and make me rich.
423
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:32,510
♪ Money money money
Money money money ♪♪
424
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,183
Nervous, Martin?
425
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,685
Please, it's my show.
426
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,229
It was.
427
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,981
Alright, so I see it's
gonna be like that, huh?
428
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,524
- Uh, yep.
- Alright.
429
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,401
I see you got your
little note card.
430
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,277
Sure do.
431
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,322
- Alright, oops.
- Stop, Martin.
432
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,240
You know what, Martin,
you're not gonna shake me.
433
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,700
Oh, well, maybe this will.
434
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,954
Five, four, three, two..
What up? What up? Wazzup?
435
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,374
Yo, this is
a insane Martin Payne
436
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,210
and I'm sittin' here
with the most beautiful woman
437
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,003
in the whole wide world..
438
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,255
...Gina Waters.
Say wassup, baby.
439
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,799
Wassup, Detroit?
440
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,717
Martin, I thought we'll
start off but talking about
441
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,345
why you didn't want me
to come on your show.
442
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,638
Is it because
you've never won
443
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,933
an argument with me
before in your life?
444
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,394
Martin, what's
wrong with you?
445
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,897
(Gina)
Martin?
446
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,441
Uh. Uh.
447
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:34,406
Uh, hey, um, Martin had to
step away for a moment, so..
448
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,450
...why don't you call
and talk to Gina? Yeah?
449
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:40,704
Uh, 'cause Gina's
in the house.
450
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,875
Okay, the number is,
5-5-5 wazzup.
451
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,253
Hello?
452
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,256
Hello, hello, hello?
453
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:56,553
Again, that number
is 5-5-5 wazzup.
454
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,513
Say, did you ever burn a roll
455
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,350
and try to cover it up
by calling it Cajun food?
456
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:05,895
- Yes?
- 'Hell no.'
457
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,149
(male #1 on phone)
'What're you talkin' about?'
458
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,026
- 'Where's Martin?'
- Next caller.
459
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,360
Wassup?
460
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,611
(male #2 on phone)
'I don't know wassup'
461
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,405
'but you ain't.'
462
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,407
'Now put Martin on.'
463
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,826
Um, why don't we
take another caller?
464
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,995
Is there a woman out there
who understands
465
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,080
what I'm talkin' about?
466
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,291
(female #2 on radio)
'Girlfriend, who did you have
to sleep with'
467
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,793
'to get on the radio?
'Cause you tired.'
468
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,921
'Now take them Cajun jokes
over to Country 97.'
469
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,842
I didn't have to sleep with
anybody and I don't think
470
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,470
you need to be talkin'
to me like that.
471
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,097
- 'Woman, where's Martin, damn!'
- He's not here.
472
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,266
(male #3 on phone)
'For once you go get him.
I can't stand the sound'
473
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,684
'of your squeaky
little voice.'
474
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,395
'I don't know if you
is a woman or a whistle.'
475
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,524
But you didn't need to
talk to me. I can't believe--
476
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,693
'Hey, hey, hey, hey,
will you shut up'
477
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,320
'that squeaky
little voice of yours.'
478
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,323
'It's making
my dogs go nuts.'
479
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,160
Well, I can't believe
you're that mean..
480
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,579
[indistinct screaming]
481
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,417
Yo, yo-you, caller,
you still there?
482
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,585
(male #3 on phone)
'Yeah, bra.'
483
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,128
Well, let me
tell you something
484
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,214
'don't you ever
diss my girl like that.'
485
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,633
What're you [bleep].
486
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,967
I'll put a foot
all in your..
487
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,803
[bleep]
488
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,680
Huh? Huh?
489
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,682
Now, say sorry or [bleep]
your mother [bleep]
490
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,268
your aunt [bleep], your new born
[bleep]. All y'all.
491
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,645
I'll whoop your [bleep].
492
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,480
Now, we'll be back
after these words
493
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,649
from my [bleep] sponsors.
494
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,531
Damn.
495
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,826
[instrumental music]
496
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,875
[sighs]
Damn.
497
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,130
Martin.
498
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,632
Oh, Gina, come here, baby.
499
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,218
Come here, come here, come here.
500
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,887
Oh, look, look, look, babe.
501
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,264
Look..
502
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,641
...when I left you
on the radio today..
503
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,727
...I was settin'
you up, babe.
504
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,146
But I didn't know it was
gonna go like that.
505
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,189
Why'd you have
to do that to me, Martin?
506
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,901
'Cause Gina, I was afraid you
were gonna be good, take my job.
507
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,279
- Yeah, well, I wasn't.
- No, I mean you were cool.
508
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,614
- You're okay.
- Martin?
509
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,909
You're right,
you were terrible.
510
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:28,496
I don't wanna be on the radio, I
had no idea how hard it will be.
511
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:29,956
Well, babe, I can't
do your job neither.
512
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,459
What made you think
you could do mine?
513
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,919
I only did it because
you said I couldn't.
514
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:38,673
Oh. You only did it because
I told you not to do it?
515
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:39,632
Yes, Martin.
516
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,718
Let me tell you somethin'..
517
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,637
...don't you ever, ever..
518
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:48,141
...come into my apartment,
strip naked..
519
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,893
...throw me..
520
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,437
...on the sofa and try
to make love to me.
521
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,690
Don't you do it.
Don't you do it, Gina.
522
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,609
Don't tell me
what to do, Martin.
523
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,320
Damn it!
I said don't do it.
524
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,741
[instrumental music]
525
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,912
[instrumental music]
526
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,671
Look, babe, when
I left you alone..
527
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,843
Come on, baby.
528
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,889
Baby, come here, come here.
529
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,769
(male #4)
'No, that's no good.
One more try.'
530
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,651
(male #5)
'Holy-moly. Holy. Holy..'
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