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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,462 Let's just keep on movin', people. 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:07,257 Let's just keep on moving. 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:10,260 Alright. You don't wanna get all this mad. 4 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:13,346 Come on, man. Why don't you get on the move? 5 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,558 Yeah. Keep on laughing, lady. Just keep on laughing. 6 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,977 Teeth so yellow when you smile. Slow down. 7 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:22,480 Just keep on moving people. Let's just keep on moving. 8 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,108 You don't wanna get all this mad. 9 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,152 Excuse me. May I know where is the elevator? 10 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,945 What? Wh-what that floor you're looking for? 11 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,488 Number 4. 12 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,949 What you wanna do, okay, is just say it around here 13 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,325 just say "elevator". 14 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:37,120 Okay? Let me give you, uh, elevator, alright. 15 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,205 Whenever you get in trouble with a word 16 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,707 you wanna use your vowels, okay. 17 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,376 El-la-va-tor. 18 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,211 Now, why don't you go look for some vowels. 19 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,463 - Thank you. - 'No.' 20 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,048 Thank God you're on radio 'cause 21 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,216 you're ugly as hell. Now go on.. 22 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,052 Let's go. Move people. Let's go. 23 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,179 Yo, grown folks, let's go. Let's move. 24 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,390 Come on. Come on. Come on. 25 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:00,185 - Let's go. - Okay. 26 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,313 [theme song] 27 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,027 ♪ Martin ♪ 28 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,529 ♪ Martin ♪ 29 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,906 ♪ Martin ♪ 30 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,199 ♪ Lawrence yeah ♪ 31 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,742 ♪ How y'all been? ♪ 32 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,702 ♪ Martin ♪ 33 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,662 ♪ Martin ♪ 34 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,289 ♪ Martin ♪ 35 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,832 ♪ Lawrence yeah ♪ 36 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,626 ♪ He's so crazy! ♪ 37 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,219 ♪ Martin ♪ 38 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,720 ♪ Martin ♪ 39 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,305 ♪ Lawrence yeah ♪ 40 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,723 ♪ How y'all been? ♪ 41 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,558 ♪ Martin ♪ 42 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,686 ♪ Martin ♪ 43 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:43,895 ♪ Martin ♪ 44 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,689 ♪ Lawrence ♪♪ 45 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:49,859 [instrumental music] 46 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:55,073 Hi, I'm Bonnie DeShong from WGCI Chicago. 47 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,784 Welcome to Detroit. Go right in. 48 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,577 Thank you. 49 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,454 Uh, Vinny Brown, program director 50 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,582 and Wendy Williams, Kiss-FM New York City. 51 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:08,086 There you are. Go right in and enjoy. 52 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,213 Okay, will do. Okay, man. 53 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,675 Whazzup! 54 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,219 Beautyhead.. 55 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,221 Martin Payne in the house! 56 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:22,892 WZUP, Detroit's in the house! 57 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,562 What's that name again? 58 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:29,149 Martin Payne. WZUP, Detroit. 59 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,234 Whazzup! 60 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,528 Well, I'm sorry, you're not in this register. 61 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,576 [chuckles] What you might want to do is check that list again. Okay? 62 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:42,287 It should say "Martin 'What's Up' Payne." 63 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:46,041 Whazzup? Whazzup? Whazzup! 64 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,709 I'm sorry. 65 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,961 You're not in this register. 66 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:54,466 - You gonna gimme one of these. - You gonna get out of here! 67 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,384 You don't want me to call Otis. 68 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:01,473 Hi. Frank Lozano, Power 106. 69 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,017 - Let's go.. - Yo, man! What's up, man? 70 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,019 They acting like they don't know me up in here! 71 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:07,437 She's saying I ain't on the list. 72 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,856 Martin, you're not on the list. 73 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:14,694 I ain't paying $25 to get you in here, man. 74 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:18,365 We're going in through the back door, okay? 75 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,657 Sean's in the kitchen. 76 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,326 As soon as he gets us each a broom 77 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,745 we're going to follow him into the ballroom, okay? 78 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,164 You know what, Stan, I'm out of here, man! 79 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,708 Alright! Alright! Alright! Martin, so touchy. 80 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:32,671 Look, you pay the $25, and I'll reimburse you. 81 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:36,257 $25? Stan, you still owe me $3, man, that I lent you 82 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,385 to buy them condoms. 83 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:42,180 Well, Martin, as long as I owe you, you'll never go broke. 84 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:45,725 Excuse me, Martin, there are four ladies here. 85 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:49,020 This is a convention. That can only mean one thing. 86 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,313 What's that, Stan? 87 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,565 I'm going to be owing you another $3.00. 88 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,862 Excuse me. 89 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,535 Na na na na. 90 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,412 Excuse me. That's my fault. 91 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,789 Oh, hey, you're that guy who got thrown out of line. 92 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,374 Um, are you having trouble getting in 93 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:10,917 'cause I've got an extra badge. 94 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,545 No. No, no, I'm cool. No, hey know me up in here. 95 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,590 What? Ha-ha-ha. Don't you go ahead now. 96 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,384 No, no. See, I'm on the VIP list. 97 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,927 So I'll be going in about 30 minutes. 98 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,679 You know they want us to make an entrance. 99 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,223 I see. Well, I.. Maybe I'll see you inside then. 100 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,726 - Oh, most definitely. Ha ha! - Bye. 101 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,228 Martin, Martin. What did she say to you, man? 102 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,272 - What? - Don't you know who that is? 103 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,357 That's Monica Hurd, she's got the top 104 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,235 talk radio show in Florida. 105 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That little woman? 106 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,071 Yeah, man, now rumor has it 107 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,991 that she's in town looking tonight to jump stations. 108 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,326 Yeah, well, I tell you I bet she'll jump right over ours. 109 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,746 No, man, not when I lay out the red carpet 110 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,415 and show her the class that WZUP has to offer. 111 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:54,586 Hey! Hey, you guys! Stan, I got the brooms! 112 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,421 Come on! The security guard's in the bathroom! 113 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,173 Let's go, Martin. Now look, hide your face. 114 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,883 Hide your face. 115 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,803 [instrumental music] 116 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,978 Hey, Martin. You missed the after-party last night. 117 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:15,440 Man, it was wild. I didn't get home till the sun came up. 118 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,484 Sean! You was partying all night? 119 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,944 No. Actually, I left at 11 o'clock 120 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,821 but I-I got jumped in the alley. 121 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:25,450 And I didn't wake up till the garbageman woke me. 122 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,911 But still, it was a wild party. 123 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,126 Sean, are you alright? 124 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,962 When I saw those two guys hassling you in the alley 125 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:41,591 last night, I was going to get out and help 126 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:45,136 but then the light changed. 127 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,889 Oh, man. Thanks, Stan! 128 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,557 Okay, man. 129 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:55,146 Say, uh, Martin, congratulate me. 130 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,315 I am a genius 131 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,734 and my picture will be on the cover 132 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,653 of "Black Enterprise" magazine. 133 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:05,740 [chuckles] Stan, that's beautiful, man! 134 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,784 I hope you ain't thinking about wearing that suit, though. 135 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,579 - Uh, good one, Mart-in. - Oh-oh. 136 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,832 Now look, Mart, you remember Monica Hurd 137 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,376 whom you met at the convention yesterday? 138 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,546 - Yeah. - Yeah. Well, uh, Martin, ahem.. 139 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,506 She's going to be working here. 140 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,717 And you see with her on your show 141 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,218 uh, you'll be getting the male listeners 142 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,137 and she'll be getting the female listeners. 143 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,639 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. My show? - Uh-huh. 144 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,017 - She ain't doing my show. - Yes, she is, Martin. 145 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,145 No, she's not, man. I do my show the way you make love.. 146 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,147 Alone. 147 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,860 Martin, what I do at the toll booth 148 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,361 while I'm waiting for my change 149 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,196 is my own business. 150 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,869 - Hi. Hey, remember me? - Hi. 151 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,954 - Hi. How you doing? - How you doing? 152 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,914 Yes, Mart-in 153 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,667 this is your new co-host, Miss Monica Hurd. 154 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,419 And I want you both to have a seat 155 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:03,006 and boost my ratings. 156 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,733 I've heard your tapes. You're really good. 157 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,610 I think we've got similar styles. 158 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,570 So, tell me, how do you want to do this? 159 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:30,116 The same way I did it yesterday. 160 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,826 By my damn self. 161 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,915 Okay.. 162 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,585 5...4...3...2.. 163 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,588 What up? Whazzup, Detroit? 164 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,340 Got a surprise. 165 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,425 I guess I got a cohost. 166 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,761 What's your name again? 167 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,097 Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to introduce myself. 168 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:56,267 Hello, Detroit. I'm Monica Hurd with the insane Martin Payne. 169 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,854 I'm his new cohost, and I can't tell you what an honor it is. 170 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,107 I think I need to let all of you ladies out there 171 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,067 in on something you probably don't know. 172 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,945 Martin is so good-looking in person. 173 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,114 He's got the cutest little face 174 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,449 and biggest brown eyes 175 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,035 ooh, and the sexiest ears. 176 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,248 They already know that. They know me out there. 177 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,291 Hello, my little ladies. Whazzup? 178 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,965 So, Martin, what's our topic today? 179 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,717 Unwanted guests. 180 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,889 Really? And how do you deal with that, sulk? 181 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,144 Oh, you a smart ass, huh? 182 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,149 I do alright. 183 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,154 [laughter] 184 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,197 So wait, so you're saying that a woman 185 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,699 would never be president. 186 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,492 No one wants somebody with PMS 187 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,661 to have their finger on the button. 188 00:08:56,745 --> 00:09:00,582 I mean, one bad cramp, and "bye, we out." 189 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,167 What? You're wrong, silly. 190 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,669 If a woman was president, there'd be no wars. 191 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,338 And how you figure? 192 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:09,132 'Cause if we got mad at a country, we wouldn't bomb them. 193 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,134 We'd just talk about them behind their backs 194 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,178 and make fun of the way they dress. 195 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,016 Well, I think we got to get ready to get out of here. 196 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,770 I think my engineer's landing a 747. 197 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,230 Or maybe he's trying to dry his fingernail polish. 198 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,609 You go, girl! 199 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,863 Ah. Well, this is the insane Martin Payne. 200 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,198 And this is Monica Hurd 201 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,325 who always gets the last word. 202 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,911 This is the end of our first week together. 203 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,455 Aw, damn! 204 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,415 It went by so fast. 205 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,917 Well, we got to get out of here. 206 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,711 We see ya when we see ya. Peace! 207 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,630 [chuckles] 208 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:51,841 Oh, man. "Make fun of the way they dress"? 209 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,344 - That was pretty good. - Oh, you're pretty good. 210 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,472 Ah, well, I guess we're just damn good together, huh? 211 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,183 Well, you just wait, Martin. We just got started, honey. 212 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,560 The best is yet to come. 213 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,479 Yeah. Ha. Whoo. 214 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,439 I love being with you. 215 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,734 And thanks for making me feel so at home this week. 216 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,653 I'll see you Monday. 217 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:28,253 - Friendly girl. - Huh? Hey! 218 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,632 Who, Monica? 219 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,592 You always kiss your coworkers, Martin? 220 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,469 Aw, babe, come on, that wasn't a real kiss. 221 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,013 That was a-a granny kiss. 222 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,682 Like you kiss your grandmother. Mmm mmm. Kiss kiss. 223 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,476 You know, "Granny, can I have a dollar?" 224 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,062 Yes. Mmm. 225 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,856 That didn't look like a grandmother kiss 226 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,858 and she doesn't look much like a grandmother. 227 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:53,194 In fact, Martin, she looks nothing like you said. 228 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,113 What did I say? 229 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,199 You said she looked like Cole in a dress. 230 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,953 She did, babe, on Tuesday. 231 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,330 But the girl is making money now. 232 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:06,958 She really fixed herself up, didn't she? 233 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,586 - Yeah, I'll say. Yeah. - Hey, baby! 234 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,006 [chuckles] You know you're paranoid, you know that? 235 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,633 Paranoid? What? What are you talking about? 236 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,178 I mean, why are you here, Gina? 237 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,097 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 238 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,893 Oh, I get it. You.. You spying on me,? huh? 239 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:30,523 Martin. You told me to meet you here for dinner. 240 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,984 [scoffs] I said that? 241 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,487 - Yes, Martin. - When, Gina? 242 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,906 Last night in bed. 243 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,324 Oh, that was you? 244 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,867 [laughing] 245 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,788 I'm just playing. I'm just playing. 246 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,582 Ha ha ha hell. 247 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:48,958 You ready to go? 248 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,587 What-what are you looking at, Sean? 249 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:53,922 Nothing. 250 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,007 Oh, oh, oh, okay so, I get it. 251 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,884 Okay. You thinking like she thinking, huh? 252 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,803 That me and Monica got something... 253 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,429 You know what? I ain't got to take this. 254 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,099 You know, you set me up! I ain't got to take this! 255 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,767 I'll be in the car, alright. 256 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,019 And why don't you make up a story about how me and Ginny 257 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,897 the parking lot attendant is having an affair. Huh? 258 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:18,321 Boy, I...I hope he isn't. She's...stank. 259 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,907 [instrumental music] 260 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,205 [instrumental music] 261 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,043 [knocking on door] 262 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,672 - Hey, hey. What's up, man? - Whoo! 263 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,383 Aah! Sha-ja-ja-ja-ja! Whoo! Ha ha! 264 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,553 My boys! My boys! I'm glad y'all came here, man. 265 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,930 I got problems! 266 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,598 What? What's wrong, man? 267 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,809 - I love Gina. - Yeah? 268 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,020 Hey, man, I been looking for her all my life. 269 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,230 I mean, she's the girl of my dreams. 270 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,732 So? 271 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,942 I can't see myself with anybody else. 272 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,902 I mean, she's all I think about. 273 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,779 So what's the problem? 274 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,823 You know my co-host Monica Hurd? 275 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,616 Yeah. 276 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,827 I want to knock her boots, man. 277 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,583 From here to Czechoslovakia, man. 278 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,755 So you're attracted to her, Martin! 279 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,715 So what? You are in control of that. 280 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,760 Man, at least she's not coming on to you. 281 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,596 She gave me the look, man. 282 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,264 What look? 283 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,311 Oh, man, I know that look. 284 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,979 Yo, man.. 285 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,899 She wants me, man. She wants me bad, man! 286 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,610 She was giving me crazy rhythm, man! 287 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,863 Oh, Tom, Cole.. 288 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,616 She grabbed the ears. 289 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,244 You know what that means when they lock down on the ears, man! 290 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,121 Oh! It's on. 291 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,583 It's on like.. Pop-pop-pop-pop-popcorn! 292 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,129 Okay. Alright. What are you going to do? 293 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,090 I don't know, man. 294 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,509 Wait. You don't know? 295 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,261 It's-it's all part of being a man, my brother. 296 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:10,141 You understand? See, it's your job to conquer that territory. 297 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,937 You climb that mountain and plant that flag. 298 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,690 You understand what I'm saying? It's the call of the wild. 299 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,235 You know.. Aroo-ooo! 300 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,737 It's the call of the wild. 301 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,031 Don't listen to him, Martin. 302 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,158 He doesn't even have a real relationship. 303 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:31,037 But you've got Gina. Don't be a fool, man. 304 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,540 I don't know, Tommy, man. 305 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,458 I don't know how long I can hold out. 306 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,294 Just tell her to stop messing with you, that's all. 307 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,381 Man, I ain't never turned no woman down before, man. 308 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:45,218 I have. It ain't a pretty sight, man. They cry, they beg. 309 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,388 They come after you with a knife. 310 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,807 But the good part about all of this is 311 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,018 if you play your cards right, you'll get to sleep with her 312 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,728 one last time. 313 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:59,274 And-and break-up sex is just the best sex you could ever have. 314 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,026 It's.. 315 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,986 It's emotional. 316 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,536 Cole.. You stupid. 317 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,954 [knock on door] 318 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,959 - Hey, baby. Mmm, yum. - Hey. 319 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,045 - Hey, guys. - 'How you doing?' 320 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,713 What you doing here, baby? 321 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,215 I just had lunch with a client at the Jamaican restaurant. 322 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,384 I brought you some of that jerk chicken you like so much. 323 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:30,055 Oh! You brought me the jerky jerk? 324 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,556 Gina got the jerky jerk. 325 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:35,518 Gina, you know, we know you hate having us hang around 326 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,897 you know, so we going to be going, we gonna be going. 327 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,066 She does? I didn't know that. 328 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,484 There's a lot you don't know, Cole. 329 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,612 - Let's go. Come on. Okay.. - Yeah. 330 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,576 Why? Was there some man thing going on in here 331 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,911 that I just interrupted? 332 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,081 [chuckles] Girl, mmm. 333 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,000 I love you so much, you know that? 334 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,294 I am so glad you came here today. 335 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,222 Martin.. 336 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,974 If this is what it takes, I'll bring you jerk chicken everyday. 337 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,393 [chuckles] 338 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:23,233 You are so funny. 339 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,110 And you're cute, too. 340 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,655 That's why you my baby. Mm-mm-mmh. 341 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,116 - Martin, what's up? - Nothing, baby. 342 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,785 I-I just got to go to work. 343 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,955 Gina...before I go to work.. 344 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,457 ...you got to tell me you love me. 345 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,459 I love you, Martin. What's wrong? 346 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,253 Alright! Whoo! 347 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,631 Ah! Nothing's wrong, baby. Just got to go to work. 348 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,008 [grunts] 349 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,469 Pray for me. 350 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,890 Well, this is Martin and Monica. 351 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,142 We got to get ready to get out of here. 352 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,060 See you when we see you. Peace! 353 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,149 Go ahead. 354 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,569 This has really been a hard week for me. 355 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,781 Me, too. 356 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,952 I want to thank you for making it so easy on me. 357 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,455 Whoa. Whoa. Easy? I'm not easy. 358 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,457 I mean what gave you that idea? 359 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,126 [laughs] You're so cute. 360 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,004 Would you please stop calling me cute? 361 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,006 Aah! Aah! 362 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,009 Listen, Monica, we got to talk, okay? 363 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,511 Alright, good, 'cause I got to talk to you. 364 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,014 You do? 365 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,349 Have you ever met someone special 366 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,893 but the timing was all wrong? 367 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,186 Yes! 368 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,687 Somebody that drives you wild 369 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,732 but you know that you can never have them. 370 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,525 Yes. 371 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,778 Martin, you feel this way, too? 372 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,197 I do! I do! 373 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,531 Man, I don't know how much longer 374 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,577 I can lie alone in my bed at night on fire.. 375 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,872 Dreaming... and needing.. 376 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,165 And wanting. 377 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,584 - A-aching? - Yes. 378 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,127 Ohh. 379 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,384 With this, with this burning fire 380 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,720 that only one man can extinguish. 381 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,430 I mean, all I been thinking about is 382 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,309 is a certain cologne and big brown eyes 383 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,061 and strong hands.. 384 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,398 And how I want them all over me. 385 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,566 You know what I'm saying, Martin? 386 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,612 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do. 387 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,115 Sean, Sean, can you get me some ice water please? 388 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,370 Look, Monica.. 389 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,247 I got to say something, alright? 390 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,332 And I don't like hurting people. 391 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,920 [grunts] 392 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,339 But I'm in love with Gina. 393 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,676 - I know that, Martin. - You do? 394 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,261 Yes. 395 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,430 And I'm in love with Stan. 396 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,270 Who? 397 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,189 Our boss, Stan. 398 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:12,027 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 399 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,320 Cheap Stan? 400 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,448 Pimp suit-wearing Stan? 401 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,452 Yes, of course, Martin. 402 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,038 Oh! You didn't think I meant... 403 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,707 Hell, no! No! 404 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,298 Martin, he turned me down. I can't believe it. 405 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,383 I practically threw myself at him 406 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,926 and he just stood there and looked at me 407 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:39,929 like I owed him money. 408 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,182 God, I was so humiliated. 409 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,601 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 410 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:50,231 Now let me get this straight. 411 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:53,943 - Stan turned you down? - Yeah. 412 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,780 And that's why I can't work here anymore. 413 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,365 Will you say goodbye to Stan for me? 414 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,575 I really don't wanna have to face him again. 415 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,995 Stan turned you down? 416 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,833 Yeah. Goodbye, Martin. 417 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,265 Uh, where's Monica? 418 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,019 She's gone, man. She quit. 419 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,438 Thank God! 420 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:34,401 Boy! She kept coming around, sniffing my cologne 421 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:38,196 gazing into my eyes, grabbing my hands. 422 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,073 Ohh. 423 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,741 Wait. Wait. 424 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:46,037 Stan, you turned her down, man? 425 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,580 You damn right, Martin! 426 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,208 What I want with a beautiful young woman? 427 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,669 I like my women old, fat, and ugly. 428 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,718 [instrumental music] 429 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,220 Martin. 430 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,888 Hmm? 431 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,975 You were attracted to Monica, weren't you? 432 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,685 - What? - Come on. 433 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,687 You might as well admit it. 434 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,356 [chuckles] No, I wasn't. Alright. 435 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,066 I mean, she was cute and all that 436 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,985 but I know what I got. 437 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,403 I didn't say all that. 438 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,864 I was just saying you were attracted to her. 439 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,075 - No, I wasn't. - Martin, it's no big deal. 440 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,745 I've had to work with men I've been attracted to. 441 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,913 That's before you met me, right? 442 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,751 No. Some were before you and some were after you. 443 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,044 Who, Gina? 444 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,714 I don't know. 445 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,090 Do they still work with you? 446 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,300 A few. 447 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,052 Okay, well, then I'm going to work 448 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,429 with you tomorrow. You're gonna point them out to me, alright. 449 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,684 Martin, that is stupid. Come on. It doesn't matter. 450 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,228 Because what we have is more important than all of that. 451 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,646 [laughs] 452 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,942 You're right! I'm acting all cra.. 453 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,527 Like I was jealous and all that. 454 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,154 Like you're possessive or something like that. 455 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,323 [laughing] 456 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,492 You're so crazy. I love you. 457 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,619 I love you, too. 458 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,621 Ooh! 459 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,414 Ah! 460 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,333 Goodnight, Gina. 461 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,001 Goodnight, Darrell. 462 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,130 Who? 463 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,757 [Gina laughing] 464 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,472 [theme music] 33089

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