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Kids, in the spring of 2013,
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we were all tying up loose ends
before the big wedding.
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I was right herein this very room,
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putting the finishing toucheson the house.
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Oh, come on!
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Barney and Robinwere wrapping up rehearsal
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for their first dance.
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That was amazing.
We can do better.
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Back to one, everyone!
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Reload the cannons,
we'll go again right away.
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And Lily and Marshallwere packing
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for their year in Italy.
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Hello.
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How's my favorite
daughter-in-law?
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Oh, things are
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a bit crazy here.
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We've got this big move to Rome
coming up,
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and I, I just can't shake
the feeling
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that I'm forgetting something,
you know.
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I know, I know,
I'm being crazy, right?
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Right, Judy?
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Right,
Judy?
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You're moving to Rome?!
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Is that my mom?
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Don't mention Rome.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x24 ♪
Something New
Original Air Date on May 13, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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You didn't tell
your mom about Rome?
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It didn't feel right.
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This isn't
over-the-phone news.
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This is face-to-face news.
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I was gonna tell her
when we see her at Christmas.
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You were gonna wait and tell her
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after we had already been living
there for six months?
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That... was a great plan.
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Damn it.
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Hey, Mom, it's Marshall.
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If you're moving to Rome,
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I at least need to see
my grandson before you go!
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Of course, and that is why
we would love
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for you to come visit us
for a week.
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No.
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The place will be all packed up.
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Oh, oh, uh, okay, hey, Mom,
better idea:
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how about we all come visit you
for a week?
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I can't go to Minnesota
for a week.
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I have a job.
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Okay, Mom, here's the plan:
um, Lily has to work,
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so Marvin and I will come visit
you for a whole week,
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and I-I'll see if I can
get a last-minute flight.
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You are going to take
my infant son
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away from me for a whole week?
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Whoo!
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So, what do you want
to do tonight--
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drink ourselves blind,
set a car on fire?
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Ooh, watch a movie
that doesn't start
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with a desk lamp jumping
on top of a capital "I"?
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I'm all yours, Teddy Westside.
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Actually, tonight
it's Teddy Westchester.
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Got to head up to the house,
take care of some stuff.
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Oh, yeah,
how's the restoration going?
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Actually, done.
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You finished the house?
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Well, I want to see it.
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Marshall already canceled
the cable, huh?
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And the Wi-Fi.
It's like Little House
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on the Freaking Prairie
up there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, the wedding
planning is done,
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so tonight is all about relaxing
and celebrating
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everything that makes us
awesome,
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which is why
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I requested our favorite table.
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The one by the window.
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Where we were sitting the night
we saw those two bums fighting.
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Over a sandwich.
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We almost called the cops.
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And then we realized
they weren't fighting at all.
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They were making love.
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Over a sandwich.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Ha-ha, yeah.
No way, is that...?
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El Piramide.
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The first cigar
we ever smoked together.
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Aw, Barney.
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Could you not?
Thanks.
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Uh...
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dude, I'm not gonna
light 'em up in here.
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I'm just looking
at 'em.
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Right, but even
when they're unlit,
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the smell-- it's very...
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Pungent.
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Exactly--
thank you.
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It's a very pungent smell.
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So, could you not?
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, can you also
put the bag away?
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It-It's just really
unappetizing to look at.
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You're unappetizing to look at.
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You know what?
Um, I'll put them away, okay?
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Enjoy your night.
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We'll try.
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Did those two just become
our archenemies?
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No, Robin, they've
always been
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our archenemies.
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They've only just
revealed themselves.
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Hi, Kristen?
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Everyone pronounces it wrong.
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The "R" is
after the "I""
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Kirsten.
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And before the "I""
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It's Krirsten.
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Your table's ready.
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Wow, they're "trerrible""
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You know what?
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Don't even think
about them, okay?
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Tonight is about celebrating us.
You're right, you're right.
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- We shouldn't let a couple...
- Nope, nope.
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I'm a self-diagnosed
claustrophobic.
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I have to sit
next to the window.
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No, that's our table,
that's our table,
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that's our table, that's our table,
that's our table,
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that's our table.
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You know what?
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Screw celebrating us.
You know what we're gonna do?
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Make those smug,
obnoxious sons of bitches pay.
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Aw...
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So Aunt Lily and I drove upto Westchester.
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Hey, baby,
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how's Minnesota?
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It is so much fun.
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Oh, hold on one sec.
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Marshall, I made you this
welcome-home ice cream sundae.
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But I can't remember,
do you like crushed nuts?
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I love
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crushed nuts.
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Oh!
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Anyway, it's,
it's great to be home.
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How's Judy doing?
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Oh, she's great.
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It's cute, you know,
she keeps joking
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about how she's not
gonna let us leave.
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I'm really not.
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It's not a joke.
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Judy's going to talk him
out of going to Rome.
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I knew something was going
to screw up our plans,
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and this is it.
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She is going to convince him
never to leave the country.
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I think
you're imagining things.
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Oh, yeah? Well, check out
what's already on Facebook.
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Inconclusive.
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Oh, really?
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It's getting
conclusiver.
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Hey, Lily.
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What?
Come on.
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Okay, open 'em.
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Your eyes-- sorry,
they should have been closed.
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That one's on me.
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Let's try again.
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Wow.
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Ted, you did this
all yourself?
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Just like Ryan Gosling
in The Notebook.
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I was pretty manly
till I mentioned
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Ryan Gosling
in The Notebook, huh?
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Even I haven't seen it, Ted.
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Just think, this is the house
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your kids are going
to grow up in.
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They are going to
roast marshmallows
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in this fireplace.
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They're gonna
experiment
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with recreational drugs
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on that porch.
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They're gonna sit
on a couch right here
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and listen to your
boring stories about...
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"For sale" sign?
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Are you selling this place?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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Because I'm moving to Chicago.
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Ow.
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So, what are
we gonna do--
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put something in their food,
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key their car?
Ooh,
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do either
of those cigars explode?
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Hold on, Wile E. Coyote,
I think I got something.
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He's checking
out the hostess.
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Now, a guy who's happily in
a relationship sees a girl
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like that, he'll check her out
maybe 14, 15 times, tops.
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16 times, tops.
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So Krirsten's more invested
in the relationship
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than her fella is.
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That could spell trouble.
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Challenge accepted.
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Hey, do you think it's bad luck
for a bride
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to break up two strangers
a week before her wedding?
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I'd say it's very bad luck...
for Krirsten.
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Ow, I hate this table so much!
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Why would you move
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to Chicago?
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Because it's the perfect town
for me.
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I-It's like a Clevelandy
New York,
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and-- don't act like
you haven't noticed--
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my hair excels in the wind.
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Besides,
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you're moving to Rome.
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Yeah, for a year,
a-and when we get back,
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we need you to be here waiting
for us,
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hopefully living in this house
with your future bride.
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Wha... what future bride?
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The girl.
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She's out there
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walking around New York City
right now,
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probably in a pair
of really cute boots
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that she's gonna let me borrow
whenever I want
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because we're the same size.
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She is out there, Ted.
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Is she, really?
Because I've looked.
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I have looked high
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and low for someone I can love
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and adore and cook waffles for.
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The closest I've come is
Marshall.
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He does love your waffles.
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It's the
cinnamon.
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I add cinnamon.
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She's not in New York.
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Maybe she's in Chicago.
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Okay, you are being ridiculous.
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You are going to find someone
here in New York
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that you love
just as much as I love Marshall.
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And you,
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if you let Judy talk you out
of going to Italy, so help me,
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I will never let you stuff
my ravioli again.
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I'm gonna take you
off speaker.
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Lily, you got to relax.
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Okay, my mom is psyched
about Italy.
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She keeps making jokes
about how she's gonna
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come live with us in Rome
and sleep on the couch
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and cook every meal for us
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so we never have to go
to a restaurant
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the whole year we're there.
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It's not a joke.
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By not saying no
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to me right now,
you are giving me
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your full consent
for that to happen.
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I got to go.
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"I'm probably saying
some political stuff
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right now to sound smart."
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"I'm probably referring
to some snooty podcast
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to sound even smarter."
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"I'm probably saying
something in French."
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Aah!
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My God...
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Ow.
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Okay,
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you want to break them up?
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I got a plan.
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It's something I know has worked
in the past,
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but it-it's, it's risky,
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so it's, it's not too late
to call it off.
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00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,290
No way, I'm in.
264
00:10:02,315 --> 00:10:04,145
Good, 'cause it's too late
to call it off.
265
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,979
Observe.
266
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,197
And that is
why the senate
267
00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:08,698
can't push anything through.
268
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,018
And Doug Mand said
the same thing in his podcast.
269
00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:12,725
It's like,
"Après moi le déluge!"
270
00:10:16,707 --> 00:10:18,775
Ooh.
271
00:10:18,777 --> 00:10:19,793
Oh, my gosh.
272
00:10:19,795 --> 00:10:21,327
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
273
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,580
Yes, yes, yes.
274
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:24,714
Yes!
275
00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:25,465
What?
276
00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:26,783
Yes!
277
00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:27,950
I will marry you!
278
00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:29,502
Even though
a ring in a champagne glass
279
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,254
is a total cliché
and this is a cushion cut.
280
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,289
And how long have I been hinting
that I want a princess cut?
281
00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:34,424
But yes!
282
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,975
That's a mistake.
That's not from me.
283
00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:37,960
It's not?
284
00:10:37,962 --> 00:10:41,231
We've only been together
seven years.
285
00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:44,150
Now it becomes clear.
Here we go.
286
00:10:44,152 --> 00:10:46,603
You want commitment the same way
you want my brother to work for you.
287
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,356
I'm sorry I didn't put an
engagement ring in your drink.
288
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,642
The way you chug booze,
I'm surprised you even noticed.
289
00:10:52,644 --> 00:10:54,811
So, when are you leaving?
290
00:10:54,813 --> 00:10:56,279
Day after the wedding.
291
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,447
What?
292
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,616
You can't miss the day
after the wedding.
293
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,836
That's when we sit around
all hungover, drinking mimosas
294
00:11:02,838 --> 00:11:05,038
and talking smack
about who looked fat.
295
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,006
That's my Christmas.
296
00:11:07,008 --> 00:11:10,176
Why are you in such a rush
to get out of there?
297
00:11:11,579 --> 00:11:14,013
Oh.
298
00:11:14,015 --> 00:11:16,499
Of course.
299
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,601
You're not leaving
because you think
300
00:11:18,603 --> 00:11:20,770
the love of your life
isn't in New York.
301
00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:22,939
You're leaving because
you think she is.
302
00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:24,324
And this time next week,
303
00:11:24,326 --> 00:11:27,360
she'll be married
to your best friend.
304
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,814
Baby!
305
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,014
I am in the middle
306
00:11:32,016 --> 00:11:33,366
of something super
dramatic here.
307
00:11:33,368 --> 00:11:36,202
But real quick: If you let Judy
come to Rome with us,
308
00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:38,071
you are going to have
to find someone else
309
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,156
to do your laundry
and massage your feet.
310
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,293
Oh, my gosh, she's going to do
all that, won't she?
311
00:11:43,295 --> 00:11:45,211
Lily, you have to stop
freaking out.
312
00:11:45,213 --> 00:11:47,630
Nothing is going to screw up
the plan.
313
00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:49,115
We're doing this.
314
00:11:49,117 --> 00:11:50,550
I love you.
315
00:11:50,552 --> 00:11:52,502
I love you, baby. Bye.
316
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,140
Hello?
317
00:11:57,142 --> 00:11:58,508
Hi. Marshall Eriksen?
318
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,594
I'm calling from the New York
State Judiciary Committee.
319
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:04,013
Uh, you applied for a judgeship
a few months ago, remember?
320
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,682
Uh, of... of course.
321
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,933
Well, I have good news.
322
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,102
We have a last-minute opening
on the bench.
323
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,154
What are you saying to me
right now?
324
00:12:11,156 --> 00:12:12,739
I'm saying congratulations.
325
00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:14,908
We want you to be a judge.
326
00:12:20,738 --> 00:12:22,495
So, you want me to be a judge?
Yes.
327
00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,628
And I would start a week from Tuesday?
Yes.
328
00:12:24,676 --> 00:12:26,464
Could I maybe start
a year from Tuesday?
329
00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:27,128
No.
330
00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:28,828
Got to be a week from Tuesday?
Yes.
331
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,330
And I'd be a real judge?
Yes.
332
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,364
With a robe?
Yes.
333
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:32,332
Gavel?
Yes.
334
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,134
Wacky Southern accent?
No.
335
00:12:34,136 --> 00:12:35,402
Now, counselor,
336
00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:36,553
are you absolutely sure?
337
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:37,055
Yes.
338
00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:38,372
And I have to be
in New York for this?
339
00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:39,856
Yes.
I can't telecommute?
340
00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:40,364
No.
341
00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:42,142
I couldn't be the crazy
speakerphone judge?
342
00:12:42,143 --> 00:12:43,976
No.
Could I be a hologram?
343
00:12:43,978 --> 00:12:45,578
No.
Animatronic robot
344
00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,664
like Abe Lincoln
from the Hall of Presidents
345
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,515
that I control from afar
with a joystick?
346
00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:50,451
No.
347
00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:52,786
Do you remember the giant
Jor-El head from Superman?
348
00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:54,087
Yes.
Well, what if I...?
349
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:55,672
No.
Is there any way
350
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,340
that I could do this
351
00:12:57,342 --> 00:13:00,343
and also spend
the next year of my life
352
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,228
in Italy with my wife?
No.
353
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,297
This is such a big decision.
354
00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:06,516
I-I'm not good at big decisions.
355
00:13:06,518 --> 00:13:09,302
Are you sure you want
to be a judge?
356
00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:14,023
Wow. Now that we've broken up
a seven-year relationship
357
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,725
just 'cause they
stole our table,
358
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:17,610
I feel kind of...
Awesome?
359
00:13:17,612 --> 00:13:20,196
I was going to say horny,
but yeah, awesome, too.
360
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,450
No way.
361
00:13:23,452 --> 00:13:24,868
Are you kidding me?
What?
362
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,069
Whoa. Is there
going to be a fight?
363
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,320
Okay, here's the play.
364
00:13:27,322 --> 00:13:29,289
You take the girl, and
the guy and I will watch.
365
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,858
Hello. Just the people
we want to see.
366
00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:35,528
We got in a pretty big fight
because of you guys.
367
00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,297
We had to call our
therapists after hours.
368
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:39,299
Not cool.
369
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:41,134
Anyway, it got us
to where we are now.
370
00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:42,585
We're getting married!
371
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:44,671
And I'm taking
her last name.
372
00:13:44,673 --> 00:13:46,256
You should think
about doing the same thing.
373
00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:47,974
Well, good night.
Good night.
374
00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:49,676
Good night.
Congratulations.
375
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:52,011
Yes, definitely.
376
00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:54,230
That was us.
377
00:13:54,232 --> 00:13:57,100
We made that happen.
378
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,018
We're pretty cool.
379
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,354
And, you know,
a week from today,
380
00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:04,691
we are going to be legend...
wait for it...
381
00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:05,742
Married.
382
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,677
Legend-married.
Legend-married.
383
00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:13,116
Robin Scherbatsky,
I love you so damn much.
384
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,702
I love you, too,
Barney Scherbatsky.
385
00:14:15,704 --> 00:14:17,370
That sounds good.
386
00:14:17,372 --> 00:14:18,922
Shh.
Think about it.
387
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,423
They're happy.
388
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,342
And I'm happy for them.
389
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,794
I want them to have an amazing
life together. I just...
390
00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:26,846
I just think it would
be best for everyone
391
00:14:26,848 --> 00:14:28,131
if I wasn't around for it.
392
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:32,051
Did something happen recently
between you and Robin?
393
00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:33,636
No.
394
00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:35,338
Where's the poop, Ted?
395
00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:39,442
She called me up the other day.
396
00:14:39,444 --> 00:14:41,260
She was tryingto dig up this locket
397
00:14:41,262 --> 00:14:43,196
she had buried behindthe Central Park Carousel,
398
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:46,265
and I blew off thatbig interview to go help her.
399
00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:50,286
And then... it started raining.
400
00:14:53,574 --> 00:14:55,408
I'll, uh...
401
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:56,626
I'll see you
at the wedding.
402
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:58,277
Yeah.
403
00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:00,296
Even now,after all these years,
404
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:02,632
there's still just
this part of me where,
405
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,250
if there's even
the slightest chance
406
00:15:04,252 --> 00:15:06,118
something I do
could make Robin smile,
407
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,222
I don't even think about it--
I just do it.
408
00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:10,473
I mean, if I could make
409
00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,392
that locket magically appear,
I would.
410
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,460
I would open a vein in my arm
411
00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:16,646
if I could bleed
that locket out,
412
00:15:16,648 --> 00:15:18,815
just to make her happy.
413
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,102
That's just
a really sucky way to feel
414
00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:25,471
about your best friend's
fiancée.
415
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:30,410
So I'm going to come
to the wedding,
416
00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:33,363
you know, I'll have a good time,
but after that, I...
417
00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:35,565
What?
418
00:15:36,617 --> 00:15:39,836
I know where the locket is.
419
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,421
What?
420
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,539
I know where the locket is.
421
00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:45,458
It-it was a few years ago,
422
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,126
right before you weresupposed to marry Stella.
423
00:15:47,128 --> 00:15:48,795
I went down to the barone night
424
00:15:48,797 --> 00:15:50,713
to get a drink,and what should I see?
425
00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:51,848
Lily!
426
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,683
Hey, girl.
427
00:15:53,685 --> 00:15:55,568
I got a question for you.
428
00:15:56,887 --> 00:15:59,171
Why isn't Ted marrying me?
429
00:15:59,173 --> 00:16:00,440
Whoa...
430
00:16:00,442 --> 00:16:02,442
I'm sorry. Oh, God.
431
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:03,943
I'm sorry.
432
00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:07,313
I just... I-I should
be happy for him,
433
00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,348
and yet here I am,
434
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:13,069
moving off to Japan just
to get away from him.
435
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:15,154
And-and I guess
to see those...
436
00:16:15,156 --> 00:16:18,041
those terra-cotta warriors
and the Great Wall.
437
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,626
Well, that's China.
438
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:20,860
What? This?
439
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:22,295
No, it's just a paper plate.
440
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,715
Uh, we should
get out of here.
441
00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:26,966
Come on. Come on.
Oh, totally.
442
00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:29,636
I know just where we should go.
443
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:34,090
Man, you're fast
when you're drunk.
444
00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:37,093
But at least you're still
making good decisions.
445
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:38,811
Central Park,
around midnight,
446
00:16:38,813 --> 00:16:40,763
digging a hole
with a spoon.
447
00:16:40,765 --> 00:16:41,931
Solid.
448
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,150
Jackpot.
449
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:45,184
What is that?
450
00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:47,937
My something old.
451
00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:53,776
This locket was my grandma's.
452
00:16:53,778 --> 00:16:57,730
She kept it hidden in her butt
all through World War II.
453
00:16:57,732 --> 00:16:58,931
What? Where was she?
454
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:01,584
Winnipeg.
455
00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:03,920
Oh, come on.
456
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:06,205
Lily, it's a joke.
457
00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:08,207
Yeah, I was
going to wear this
458
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:09,342
when I married Ted.
459
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,877
I guess that's not
going to happen.
460
00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:14,263
So I am taking it
with me to Japan.
461
00:17:14,265 --> 00:17:17,850
Okay, Lily, help me put
this locket in my butt.
462
00:17:17,852 --> 00:17:19,635
Okay. Uh, you know what?
463
00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:23,923
Why don't we put it
in this pencil box instead?
464
00:17:23,925 --> 00:17:27,860
Oh, and then I will take the
pencil box with me to Japan.
465
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:30,646
Okay. Hey, Lily?
466
00:17:30,648 --> 00:17:33,866
Help me put this
pencil box in my butt.
467
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,154
Wait!
468
00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:40,656
There's one other thing
I have to do.
469
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:42,492
Lily, it's very important.
470
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,961
It's something
that needs to happen
471
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,296
right now.
Yeah?
472
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:48,831
Then she barfed in my face.
473
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,133
It was a lovely night.
474
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:53,886
Wait. You put the locket
in the race car pencil box?
475
00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:56,889
Yep. And then Robin
took it to Japan.
476
00:17:56,891 --> 00:17:59,225
No, she didn't.
477
00:17:59,227 --> 00:18:04,296
It's sitting on my desk
at home right now.
478
00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:06,482
It's been with me all along.
479
00:18:06,484 --> 00:18:09,352
Ted.
The locket is in the pencil box.
480
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,137
This is awesome.
481
00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:12,438
Ted.
482
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,940
No, I just... I just mean,
483
00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:16,492
this is going to be
the best wedding gift ever.
484
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,828
It's going to blow her mind.
485
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,029
Ted.
486
00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:23,616
Be careful.
487
00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:26,986
♪
488
00:18:33,177 --> 00:18:36,829
♪ Well, this is just
a simple song ♪
489
00:18:36,831 --> 00:18:41,100
♪ To say what you've done
490
00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:45,271
♪ I told you
about all those fears ♪
491
00:18:45,273 --> 00:18:47,690
♪ And away they did run
492
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:51,644
♪ You sure must be strong
493
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,314
♪ And you feel like an ocean
494
00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:57,700
♪ Being warmed by the sun...
495
00:18:57,702 --> 00:18:58,951
Come on, we got to go.
496
00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:00,319
Wait. What am I forgetting?
497
00:19:00,321 --> 00:19:03,072
Nothing. You're not
forgetting anything. Let's go.
498
00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:04,323
Oh, wait,
I'm forgetting something.
499
00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:05,708
What?
500
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:08,694
♪ I swear that I dreamt
501
00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:10,196
Let's go get married.
Yeah.
502
00:19:10,198 --> 00:19:14,383
♪ Your face on a football field
and a kiss... ♪
503
00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:15,751
Bottle for Marvin
during takeoff.
504
00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:16,719
Got it, baby.
505
00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:18,037
And hey, just think,
506
00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:19,872
one week from right now...
507
00:19:19,874 --> 00:19:20,923
We'll be in Italy.
508
00:19:20,925 --> 00:19:22,675
We'll be in Italy.
509
00:19:22,677 --> 00:19:24,644
Okay, um, I-I got to go, baby.
510
00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:27,146
Um, I love you.
511
00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:29,182
You still haven't told her.
512
00:19:29,184 --> 00:19:30,883
No.
513
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:33,102
This is face-to-face news.
514
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:34,971
Good luck with that...
515
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,772
Your Honor.
516
00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:41,527
♪ Don't go thinking
you gotta be tough ♪
517
00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:43,029
♪ To bleed like a stone
518
00:19:43,031 --> 00:19:44,730
Hello.
519
00:19:44,732 --> 00:19:48,251
♪ Could be there's
nothing else... ♪
520
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,036
You want me to grab your bag?
Yeah. Thanks.
521
00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:56,959
Hey, I don't want to draw
focus from the wedding, so...
522
00:19:56,961 --> 00:19:59,011
don't tell anyone
about Chicago.
523
00:19:59,013 --> 00:20:01,747
It's a major city
with a bunch of sports teams
524
00:20:01,749 --> 00:20:03,099
and some pretty good pizza.
525
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,967
I think people know
about Chicago.
526
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,721
What time do you
leave on Monday?
527
00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:10,022
Early.
528
00:20:10,024 --> 00:20:12,558
Gonna have to head back
to the city Sunday night.
529
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,060
How are you
going to get back?
530
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:17,113
Guess I'll take the train.
531
00:20:25,956 --> 00:20:29,441
♪ Remember walking
a mile to your house ♪
532
00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:32,178
♪ A glow in the dark
533
00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:37,449
♪ I made a fumbling play
for your heart ♪
534
00:20:37,451 --> 00:20:40,286
♪ And the act struck a spark
535
00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:44,123
♪ You wore a charm
on the chain ♪
536
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:47,793
♪ That I stole
especial for you ♪
537
00:20:49,346 --> 00:20:53,432
♪ Love's such a delicate thing
that we do ♪
538
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:56,135
♪ With nothing to prove
539
00:20:57,688 --> 00:21:02,158
♪ Which I never knew.
540
00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:05,855
Hi. One ticket
to Farhampton, please.
541
00:21:05,857 --> 00:21:10,857
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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