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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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In 1994, Robin's dad took herto New York City
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for the first time...
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This is amazing!
Thank you, sir!
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Well, a little father-son
bonding trip never hurt anyone.
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I-I did almost die
from malnutrition
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on that wolf hunt last year...
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I had to almost kill you
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for you to learn how to kill.
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New York City's the best, eh?
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I despise it.
It's like Edmonton,
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minus the arts and culture.
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Come on, we'll miss our flight.
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I'll catch up.
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One day, I'm gonna move here,
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marry a sophisticated
big-city man
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with a sick mullet--
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like all the way down to his
shoulder pads,
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and at night,
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he'll let me brush it...
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and I'll dig up this locket
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so it can be my "something old"
at our wedding.
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R.J.!
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Coming, sir!
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I'll be back for you.
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Back then, I was-I was too embarrassed
to tell you why I've done that,
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but we're closer now.
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I feel like I don't have to hide
my feminine side anymore
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just because you've
always wanted a...
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Son!
It's Barney!
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Great!
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I'll be there in 15, B-dawg.
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Woof, woof!
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That's our thing.
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Uh... be where in 15?
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Laser tag.
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Never been.
B-dawg's gonna teach me.
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Look, I-I think that it's great
that you and Barney are...
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B-dawg.
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...B-dawg are bonding,
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but, um... you agreed
to help me with this.
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Fine.
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Where did you bury this tampon?
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It's a locket.
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I'm sorry, I get all these
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girlie things confused.
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Do you need my help or not?
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Nah, it's stupid.
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So while Robin searchedfor her something old,
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Lily and Marshall packedfor their something new:
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Lily's year-long art consultant
gig in Italy.
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I still can't believe
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we have to say goodbye
to this place...
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Oh. I know, baby.
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But look at it as an excuse
to simplify our lives.
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You know, we can't bring
everything to Italy,
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so we gotta throw out
some junk.
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For example, look...
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my old Sasquatch binders
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that "I could never throw away"
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because
"I was gonna be the guy
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who proved the existence
of Bigfoot..."
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These are obviously
coming to Italy.
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But these handbags?
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Gonzo.
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No way!
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These have sentimental
meaning to me.
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Didn't you shop-lift these
in your 20s?
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Yes, and I get very nostalgic
for that time.
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You get older, you have kids,
you stop stealing, it's sad.
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Lily...
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we just don't have
room for these.
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Oh, but you get to keep
your Bigfoot binders?
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Wait, why is this one
just December 1999?
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Oh. Y2K was coming.
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Lot of people took to the woods.
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Saw the truth.
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Okay, Marshall, we don't
have time to argue
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over what stays and what goes.
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Ooh, you know who
we gotta bring in?
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Okay, I agree he is
good at this stuff,
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but he just gets so cocky.
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No, he doesn't.
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So I heard you guys have
a bit of a...
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packing situation.
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I acknowledge now
this was a mistake.
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Look, I came here to chew
bubblegum and pack boxes.
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And I'm all out of bubble...
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Oh, my God.... Oh, my God.
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I swallowed it.
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Is that bad?
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Okay, thank you.
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Well, Dr. Goldsmith says
I should be fine.
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I just have to look for it
in my stool.
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So as I was saying...
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I heard you guys have
a bit of a...
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packing situation.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x23 ♪
Something Old
Original Air Date on May 6, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Now, as you know,
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I'm a bit of a legend
when it comes to packing.
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We know.
We know.
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Tales are still told
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of the time I traveledall through Spain...
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...for two weeks...
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...with everything I needed
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efficiently packed intoa hands-free belt satchel.
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The locals called me...
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Yeah, it's not a "hands-free
belt satchel," Ted.
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It's a fanny pack.
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It's not a fanny pack.
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In Spanish,
El Ganso con la Riñonera
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means "Fanny Pack Dork."
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No, it doesn't.
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It means "Packer of Great Skill
and Merit."
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I looked it up.
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It means"Fanny Pack Dork."
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And as a Packer
of Great Skill and Merit,
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I will tell you how to pack
with Tetris-like precision.
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We get it, you pack
a lot in your fanny.
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Obvious yet delightful.
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Okay.
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I got a big interview at 3:00
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about possibly designing
another building.
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Until then,
if you abide by my rulings,
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I will tell you
what goes to Italy
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and what goes in...
The Triangle.
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Kids, as you know,"The Bermuda Triangle"
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was the name we gaveto the curb
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right outside our apartment,
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which possessedthe magical ability
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to make any item disappear.
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Instantly.
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The biggest rule for
de-cluttering is,
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"Have you used it
in the last year?"
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If not... Triangle.
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Have you used this jump rope
in the last year?
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Are you kidding?
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I hop threads
every morning, son!
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Do three in a row
and you can keep it.
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Well-played, Mosby.
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Next!
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Have you used it
in the last year?
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Gee, I can't remember.
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Are you trying to bribe me?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Take it.
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Triangle!
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Next!
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Wow, you're a natural...
Dad.
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You know, I love Robin.
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And her sister's okay, I guess.
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But there's something nice
about finally having...
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a son.
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A s...
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I...
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Cristalli twins, nine o'clock!
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Now make like your mommy's
ovum and split!
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Solid biology joke, B-dawg.
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Woof, woof!
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Now, I'll admit,
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to the untrained eye,
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a few of my packing rulings
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may have seemed arbitrary.
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Let's Go Italy? Triangle.
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Triangle...
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let's go Italy.
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A gorilla suit and a blonde wig.
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Have you used either of these
in the last year?
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Please, Queen Kong...
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be gentle.
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Nope, haven't used those.
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I don't think those
even belong to us.
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Okay, here's an easy one.
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A leaky, ten-year-old
beanbag chair
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covered in beer, bong water
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and fossilized Cool Ranch
Dorito fingerprints.
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Italy.
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Vieni ancora per Fudge Grande?
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Guys, this chair
has been here forever.
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You gotta take it with you.
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- Italy.
- Ted...
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Italy doesn't need something
that is wrinkled,
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red and leaky,
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and smells like booze
and narcotics.
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They've already got former Prime
Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
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I don't know who that is.
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All rulings are final.
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Okay, why are things that
we like getting "Triangled"
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and crap you like sneaks through?
Like what?
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That old 50-pound
karaoke machine.
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Come on!
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We sang in the New Year in '02
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on this thing, remember?
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We were Destiny's Child!
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And since I was Beyonce ,
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I'm pretty sure
I get final say here, so...
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Oh, we were not your
backup singers, bitch,
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we were a group.
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I'm sorry, are you guys
married to Jay-Z,
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or am I married to Jay-Z?
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Italy.
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Wow.
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The way you used that kid
having an asthma attack
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as a human shield?
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That took my breath away.
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Yeah.
Okay, next,
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I'll be point guy
and you lay down cover.
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So I'm...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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are you suggesting that
I will not be point guy?
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Look,
if Michael Jordan's healthy,
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you don't let Scottie Pippen
run the offense.
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Oh, you're from Canada, right.
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If... how do I put this?
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If Wayne Gretzky's healthy,
you don't let...
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uh...
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François...
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What I'm saying is: hockey
is stupid and I'm point guy.
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Well, I'm point guy
or I'm off the team.
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Gah! You are the most stubborn
human being I have ever met!
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You better get used to it...
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you're marrying a Scherbatsky.
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Your daughter is not
even a fraction
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as obstinate, stubborn
and... insane as you are!
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Where are you,
you son of a bitch?!
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Look away, kids,
she's about to pee.
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What...?
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I am not some animal.
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I peed 20 minutes ago
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and I buried it neatly
because I am a lady!
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Ted, we haven't used this chair
in the last year.
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Ergo, Triangle.
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Yeah, I guess I see your point.
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I mean, if you haven't used it
in the last year...
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Oh!
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Using it!
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Italy!
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Triangle!
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Italy.
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Triangle!
Triangle!
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Italy.
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Okay, stop!
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Every time he lands,
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that chair farts out
ten-year-old Dorito dust.
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Yeah, it's the chair.
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Guys, trust me: you're gonna
want this chair in Italy.
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I... it'll feel like home.
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All right, buddy.
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You win. Italy.
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Really?
Yeah.
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We asked you to be
the judge here
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and we gotta trust your opinion.
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She's right.
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And with all the traveling
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that we'll be doing...
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we could probably use
a couple of your...
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hands-free belt satchels.
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You said they were lame.
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I hate to admit it,
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but they actually sound useful.
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Could you buy us a couple?
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Two hands-free belt satchels,
coming right up.
262
00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:12,261
Oh, and don't worry,
I'll get cool colors
263
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,679
so you guys don't look like
264
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,265
whatever the Spanish term really
is for "Fanny Pack Dork."
265
00:10:22,439 --> 00:10:26,992
Men, it's us... versus them.
266
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,696
Our actions here today
267
00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,614
will echo through eternity...
268
00:10:32,616 --> 00:10:34,500
Stand up straight, Kaden!
269
00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:38,820
I only have one rule,
you worthless maggots:
270
00:10:39,422 --> 00:10:41,790
We all respect each other.
271
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:43,842
I only have one rule:
272
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,178
For every three tens you bang,
273
00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,763
throw a bone to a five.
274
00:10:47,765 --> 00:10:50,082
They're grateful and
hard-working and let's face it,
275
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,700
sometimes you just want
to lay there.
276
00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:53,852
What's that got to do
with Laser Tag?
277
00:10:57,006 --> 00:11:00,192
Everything!
278
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:01,393
...and we will prevail,
279
00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,562
even if it takes all night!
280
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,147
Tanner.
281
00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:07,199
I have to be home by 4:00.
282
00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:13,038
Anyone else have
any scheduling issues?
283
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,923
You can take down anyone
on their team...
284
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,409
but I want the big man
for myself.
285
00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,661
What's your beef with oldie?
286
00:11:19,663 --> 00:11:22,047
He's...
287
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,215
my father.
288
00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:24,216
Father-in-law.
289
00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:25,534
Shut up, Kai.
290
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,641
Wait a second...
291
00:11:32,643 --> 00:11:35,260
We get it, you pack
a lot in your fanny.
292
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,896
Obvious yet delightful.
293
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,431
Oh, no!
294
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:47,906
No!
295
00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:51,360
El Ganso!El Ganso!
296
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,578
Liars!
297
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,196
You sent me on a fool's errand.
298
00:11:54,198 --> 00:11:55,531
Okay, to be fair,
299
00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:58,233
buying a fanny pack is
inherently a fool's errand.
300
00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:00,369
Hands-free belt satchels.
301
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,704
And just for that,
I will not move from this chair
302
00:12:02,706 --> 00:12:04,006
until you agree to keep it!
303
00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:05,791
Ted, unlike that chair,
304
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,093
you, sir, are full of beans.
305
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,744
You have a job interview
in half an hour.
306
00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:12,714
Screw the interview.
307
00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:13,799
I'm staying.
308
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:18,270
And because the forecast
calls for rain...
309
00:12:18,272 --> 00:12:20,389
This... is a raincoat.
310
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,116
Go for Barney.
311
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,485
Hey. Um...
312
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:34,786
I'm having an issue.
313
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,071
Now, listen, Robin...
314
00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:38,073
is this urgent or can we talk
about it later?
315
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,909
Nah, it's stupid.
316
00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:43,495
Have fun.
317
00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:46,999
So long, losers!
318
00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:51,003
Um...
319
00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:52,921
Look, can you guys
help me down?
320
00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:54,590
I... um...
321
00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:57,092
Ted, if this chair really
means that much to you,
322
00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:58,894
why don't you just
take it for yourself?
323
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,463
No, it's important
that you keep it.
324
00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:02,564
Why?
325
00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:04,466
This is the first thing
we bought
326
00:13:04,468 --> 00:13:05,901
when we moved here
after college.
327
00:13:05,903 --> 00:13:09,271
It was the only piece offurniture we had for a week.
328
00:13:09,273 --> 00:13:10,656
And now you two are
329
00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,157
moving to Italy.
330
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,442
What if our friendship
doesn't pass
331
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,777
the "Have you used it in a year"
test?
332
00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:18,697
If you can throw
out this chair...
333
00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:21,416
who's to say you can't
throw me out, too?
334
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:22,918
That could never happen.
335
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,003
You're not a chair,
you're our best friend.
336
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,873
You can say that,
but a lot can change in a year.
337
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,658
Buddy, I...
338
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:30,926
Look, I know I'm being crazy.
339
00:13:30,928 --> 00:13:33,512
I just...
340
00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:36,098
I just need a moment
with this chair.
341
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,217
You know... to say good-bye.
342
00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:40,886
We'll give you two
some space.
343
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,609
Kids, you can't clingto the past.
344
00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:57,903
Because no matter how tightlyyou hold on...
345
00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:01,423
...it's already gone.
346
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:06,912
Hello?
347
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,130
Hi.
348
00:14:08,132 --> 00:14:11,333
I'm at the Central Park Carousel
and, um...
349
00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:13,719
I'm having a little bit
of an issue.
350
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:15,203
Uh, what kind of issue?
351
00:14:15,205 --> 00:14:18,090
Actually, it's a long story...
352
00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:20,092
Um, Robin, listen,
I'm-I'm late for a big meeting.
353
00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,226
Is it important?
354
00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:24,680
Nah, it's stupid.
355
00:14:24,682 --> 00:14:26,381
Good luck.
356
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,651
All right, here's
the bottom line, cockroaches.
357
00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:31,403
There's no end in sight
358
00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:34,256
and we've got no provisions.
359
00:14:34,258 --> 00:14:35,407
If it comes down to it,
360
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:38,827
I need a volunteer to let
the rest of us...
361
00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:39,861
eat him.
362
00:14:39,863 --> 00:14:41,896
Barney's team seems
way more fun.
363
00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:42,731
Nonsense.
364
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,299
Candy for everyone!
365
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,919
Okay, Team Animal House...
who wants to try a cigar?
366
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,421
Yeah!
Yay!
367
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:51,673
I'm not saying we're gonna start
with your face or anything,
368
00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,175
but is there seriously
no one here
369
00:14:53,177 --> 00:14:55,294
willing to give up
a hand or a foot?
370
00:14:55,296 --> 00:14:56,628
We're outta here!
371
00:15:17,831 --> 00:15:19,856
Ted, why are you here?
372
00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:21,941
You had that meeting;
I told you not to come.
373
00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:23,776
You said, "Nah, it's stupid,"
374
00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:26,528
which is Robin-ese for,
"It's important."
375
00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:28,113
Everyone knows that.
376
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:32,668
Well... not everyone.
377
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,287
But you shouldn't have
skipped that meeting.
378
00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:36,488
Was it important?
379
00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:39,124
Nah, it's stupid.
380
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:42,544
And yet, my future husband--
381
00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:45,330
who I sometimes fear
is troublingly similar
382
00:15:45,332 --> 00:15:48,183
to my emotionally
unavailable father--
383
00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:51,220
is off shooting laser guns
with, oh, yeah, you guessed it:
384
00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:53,355
my emotionally
unavailable father.
385
00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:54,723
Oh, come on, that's not fair.
386
00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:56,308
If you told Barney
that you needed him,
387
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,526
he'd be here in a heartbeat.
388
00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:59,778
I didn't have to tell you.
389
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:02,014
And you're here.
390
00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:04,850
You don't even know why.
391
00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:09,989
Seems like I'm here to dig.
392
00:16:22,035 --> 00:16:24,586
Looking for "D"s?
393
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,707
Long story short,
I promised my future self
394
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:31,543
the locket would be my
"something old" at my wedding.
395
00:16:32,812 --> 00:16:33,929
What?
396
00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:36,065
No, I just like that there was
397
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,382
ever a version of you
398
00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:40,019
who imagined having a
"something old" at your wedding.
399
00:16:40,937 --> 00:16:43,322
Robin Scherbatsky--
you're a girl.
400
00:16:43,324 --> 00:16:44,556
Shut up. You're a girl.
401
00:16:44,558 --> 00:16:45,774
That's been established.
402
00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:48,694
The new information here
is that you're a girl.
403
00:16:51,081 --> 00:16:53,165
Wait... is that...?
404
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,367
Oh, my God, I found it.
405
00:16:58,505 --> 00:17:00,422
Okay...
406
00:17:00,424 --> 00:17:02,407
what's really going on
with this locket?
407
00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:06,428
I'm gonna admit something
that I couldn't admit
408
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,796
until I found this.
409
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,834
I've been having fears
about marrying Barney.
410
00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:14,303
I mean, in many ways,
411
00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:17,356
he's-he's grown up
into a mature, caring adult...
412
00:17:17,358 --> 00:17:20,192
I'm gonna shoot you
with your own gun.
413
00:17:22,697 --> 00:17:25,230
...but I still don't know
if he's ready for this.
414
00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:28,734
I still don't know if I am.
415
00:17:29,602 --> 00:17:31,787
But if I could find
this locket--
416
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,439
if it was still here,
waiting for me--
417
00:17:34,441 --> 00:17:36,291
that would mean
that the Universe
418
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:37,793
wanted me to marry Barney.
419
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,912
And that everything
was gonna be okay.
420
00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:43,882
And when it was gone,
it was like...
421
00:17:43,884 --> 00:17:47,553
every doubt I-I ever had
about Barney,
422
00:17:47,555 --> 00:17:50,422
about myself, got dug up.
423
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,092
But I found it.
424
00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:55,978
And everything's gonna be okay.
425
00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:00,899
Any last words?
426
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:02,851
You know, seeing you
on the field of battle--
427
00:18:02,853 --> 00:18:06,105
ruthless, manipulative,
untrustworthy--
428
00:18:06,107 --> 00:18:09,241
you've got all the qualities
I would've wanted in a son.
429
00:18:10,643 --> 00:18:12,111
Now I say to you
430
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:14,279
the last words
my father said to me:
431
00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:16,498
"Shoot me already."
432
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:20,986
Or we could keep playing,
if you want.
433
00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:23,839
Nah, it's stupid.
434
00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:27,159
Okay, Team Animal House,
I got him!
435
00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:28,293
Come on out!
436
00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:29,545
You're point guy, R-dawg.
437
00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:31,880
Woof, woof.
438
00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:56,354
Oh, thank God.
439
00:19:08,601 --> 00:19:09,968
This is a sign
from the Universe.
440
00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:11,386
It's not a sign
from the Universe...
441
00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:12,387
Yes, it is!
442
00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:13,922
The-the locket is just gone
443
00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:15,974
and you're telling me
that doesn't mean anything?
444
00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:19,595
You know this is a bad omen,
Ted-- you're Universe Guy!
445
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:20,929
And you're Skeptic Girl!
446
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,314
You're-you're not supposed
to believe any of that.
447
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:25,217
Well, maybe I've grown skeptical
of being skeptical.
448
00:19:26,019 --> 00:19:28,053
This is a sign.
449
00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:29,188
Look, it's not a sign.
450
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:31,406
You're doing the right thing
marrying Barney.
451
00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:34,109
The Universe isn't
sending you some message.
452
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,897
As we know from science,
453
00:19:38,899 --> 00:19:42,701
rain is liquid water
in the form of droplets
454
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,070
which have condensed
from atmospheric vapor
455
00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:46,404
and then precipitated.
456
00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:47,339
It's not a sign.
457
00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:50,575
Ted, this is a sign
and you know it.
458
00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:54,179
I mean, the Universe is
screaming at me right now!
459
00:19:54,181 --> 00:19:55,881
How-how-how can you,
of all people,
460
00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,549
tell me to ignore that?
461
00:19:57,551 --> 00:20:01,086
Because maybe it's dumb to look
for "signs from the Universe."
462
00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:03,939
I mean, maybe the Universe
has better things to do.
463
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,691
Dear God, I hope it does.
464
00:20:05,693 --> 00:20:07,425
Do you know how many
"signs" I've gotten
465
00:20:07,427 --> 00:20:09,528
that I should or shouldn't
be with someone?
466
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,446
And where has it gotten me?
467
00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:13,982
Maybe there aren't any signs.
468
00:20:13,984 --> 00:20:16,902
Maybe... maybe a locket's
just a locket,
469
00:20:16,904 --> 00:20:19,488
a chair is just a chair.
470
00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:20,739
Maybe we don't have to
471
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:24,126
give meaning
to every little thing.
472
00:20:24,128 --> 00:20:26,295
Maybe we don't...
473
00:20:26,297 --> 00:20:28,213
maybe we don't need the Universe
474
00:20:28,215 --> 00:20:30,615
to tell us what we really want.
475
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:34,169
Maybe we already know that,
deep down.
476
00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:37,422
♪ Sharpen them with lies
477
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:46,815
♪ And whatever's going down
478
00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:54,139
♪ Will follow you around
479
00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:55,691
♪ That's how you fight
loneliness... ♪
480
00:20:55,693 --> 00:21:00,693
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