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Kids, sometimes whenyou're about to give up
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on your love life foreverfor the 17th time,
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destiny intervenes.
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Instead of rushing in,I took my time
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to think up the perfectopening line.
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Wait, no, damn it,
come back! You're really...
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You're pretty!
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And before I could call
out after her,
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in any kind of embarrassing way
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that a bunch of teenagers made
fun of for the next five stops
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while I stared straight ahead
and pretended not to hear them,
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she was gone.
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But here's the thing
about Ted Mosby:
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he doesn't give up.
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Stalker Ted alert.
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Repeat, Stalker
Ted alert.
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Already has a yellow
legal pad going.
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Repeat, already has
a yellow legal pad going.
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I'm not stalking.
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I just jotted down
a few details
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to help me find her.
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Uh, like the fact
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that her smile was cute,
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but a bit crooked,
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which can be a sign
of teeth grinding.
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So I called up
the city's
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top five TMJ specialists,
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and here's where it
gets interesting.
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Not interesting,
Ted, creepy.
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Let her go.
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No, this is destiny.
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No, Ted,
this is forcing it.
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When Lily and I met,
I mean, that was destiny.
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She could've knockedon any door
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to find someoneto fix her stereo,
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but she knocked on mine.
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Now hand over
the pad.
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Ted...
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And the backup pad.
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They were right.
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You can't force destiny.
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If it's gonna happen,it's gonna happen.
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And funny story, kids...
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Oh, my God.
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It's you.
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...it happened.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x15 ♪
P.S. I Love You
Original Air Date on February 4, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Subway Girl's
name is Jeanette,
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and she does grind her teeth.
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I assume that started
the moment she met you?
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Uh, well,
the fact is
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she wanted to find me.
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The first
thing I did
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was list out all the details
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I remembered about you.
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Is... is that
a yellow legal pad?
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Yeah.
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I've even got a backup.
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Oh, my God.
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You had a tweed blazer
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and chalk all over your hands,
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so I figured you were
either a professor
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or a British gymnast.
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I'm bloody
good on the pommel 'orse.
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Regrettin' this accent.
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Can't seem to stop.
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So then I asked the lady
at the student center
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where I could find
the youngest,
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cutest professor on staff.
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And...?
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She sent me to a physics class.
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Professor Leyborne?
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I wonder if she'd think
Dr. Goodhair was so cute
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if she knew he hasn't been
published in over a year?
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Then she sent me here,
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but the security guard
wouldn't let me in
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without an ID.
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I was about to give up
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when the fire alarm
just sent you out.
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It was like...
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Destiny.
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Right? Right?
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It's a meet-cute.
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It's a stalk-crazy.
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Look...
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there's a fine line
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between love and insanity.
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It's...
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the Dobler-Dahmer theory.
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Oh, no...
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- Damn, I always forget the little one.
- All right.
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If both people are
into each other,
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a big romantic gesture works.
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Like Lloyd Dobler holding
up the boom box
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outside Diane Court's window
in Say Anything.
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But if
one person
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isn't into the other,
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the same gesture comes off
serial-killer crazy,
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or Dahmer.
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Now, Marshall, the story of
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how you asked out Lily
is super sweet.
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♪ Lily, how you thrill me
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♪ But it may just even kill me
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♪ If you do not say "I will-y"
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♪ To this question
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♪ Will you go out with me?
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I will-y.
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Dobler.
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But if Lily wasn't into you?
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♪ Lily, how you thrill me
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♪ But it might
just even kill me ♪
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♪ If you do not say "I will-y"
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♪ To this question
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♪ Will you go out with me?
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Dahmer.
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Whether a gesture's
charming or alarming
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depends on how it's received.
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And I was charmed
by Jeanette finding me,
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hence... she's a Dobler.
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Don't you think
it's a little convenient
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how that fire alarm happened
to randomly go off?
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What are you saying?
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Ted, does she have
enormous cans?
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No.
Then what we're saying is
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she's a crazy stalker bitch
who pulled that fire alarm
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and you should
run screaming.
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You know what?
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I-I don't think
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that we should be so cavalier
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with the word "stalker."
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Why does that word
bother you so much?
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Doesn't bother me.
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Wait... do you
have a stalker?
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I don't want to talk
about this.
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What do you mean?
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As your fiancé,
if you have
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some psycho stalker out
there, I should know.
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It was me.
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I was a stalker.
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It was back
in Canada.
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I liked a guy
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and he didn't
like me, and...
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well, I got
a little obsessed.
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I'd fill up my journals
all about him,
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and eventually
there may have been
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a teensy-weensy
50-meter restraining order.
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50 meters?
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That's like...
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four years.
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Wow.
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You must have been
a total nutbag.
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I wasn't.
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Ted is right,
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there is
a fine line.
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Anyone can cross it
and get obsessed.
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Yeah, if you're
a total nutbag.
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Now, uh...
who's the guy?
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I'm not telling you
until you admit
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that this can happen
to anybody.
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I'm not admitting that.
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Fine. Forget it.
I'm not telling you.
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Fine. Forgotten.
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"You are so beautiful.
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"Why can't you see me?
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"Someday, I'll make you see me
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"and we'll be together.
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"P.S. I love you.
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"P.S. I love you.P.S. I love you.
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"P.S. I love you.
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"P.S. I love you.P.S. I love you.
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P.S. I love you, you, you."
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This is "ridikilus."
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Who cares who shewas obsessed with?
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What, am I gonna go to Canadaand track this guy down?
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Thankfully,
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unlike Uncle Barney,I wasn't the kind of guy
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to fixate onone little detail.
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That fire alarm--
did you pull it?
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Ugh...
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This is embarrassing.
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I wasn't gonna tell you this,
but...
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I'd come so far,
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only to be sent packingby that security guard,
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and... well...
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I'm sorry.
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I just couldn't stand the idea
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of not meeting you.
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Could not
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stand the idea
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of not meeting me.
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Was it a little
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over the top to pull
that fire alarm? Perhaps.
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But it charmed me.
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Hence... Dobler.
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Aha! You see?
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People don't put fire alarms
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out in front lobbies
for just anyone to prank pull.
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They put smoke detectors
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up on the ceiling.
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Hold on.
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I'm beginning to think
that you guys didn't come here
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to see my new lectern.
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Are you implying
Jeanette started a fire?
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Dahmer.
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Dobler.
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She's John Cusack,
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I'm Ione Skye,
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and there is nothing
weird about that.
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Gordie Bellavoh.
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Thanks again for
the free donuts, eh?
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So, you up here
visiting family?
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No. I'm not Canadian.
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Not even a quarter Canadian
on my father's side.
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Shut up.
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We're not talking "aboot" me--
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about me. Whoa.
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How long did you and Robin date?
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Well, it wasn't
really dating.
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We'd take a sixer of Labatts
behind the hydro plant
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and she'd let me go under
her parka over turtleneck.
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Summer love.
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Was Robin obsessed with you?
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No.
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No.
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Robin was way more into
this guy named...
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Turk Grimsby.
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I hear Robin
was obsessed with you?
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No. We only went out
a few times,
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barely knew each other.
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All we talked about
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was her relationship
with her mother,
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the gnawing feelings
of inadequacy,
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all the horrible secrets
on that side of the family.
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But heck, you're her fiancé.
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You know all that, right?
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Yeah.
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Robin was
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way more into this other guy.
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Can't seem to remember his name.
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Though sometimes
a powdered jelly
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can help get
the old noodle going.
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Ah...
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His name's...
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Simon Tremblay.
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I should have known.
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Eh.
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Thanks for the free donuts.
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They're just donuts!
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Okay? They're like
two for a loonie-- dollar.
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What's happening?
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Oh, somebody moosed down
all the jellies.
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Have you been hanging
out with Turk Grimsby?
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So how serious
were you and Robin?
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Well, serious enough
to pop the question.
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Wow. Really?
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Yeah, sure.
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Got down on one goalie pad,
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I said, "Robin,
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could we keep dating but I get
to stick it to other babes?"
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Turned me down.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I really wanted to stick it
to Louise Marsh.
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Still, as the years pass,
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and you take stock of your life,
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part of me wishes I could've
kept sticking it to Robin, too.
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So are you the one
that Robin stalked?
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Oh, that story goes back
to the 1996 Grey Cup.
270
00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,634
What in God's name is that?
271
00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:13,185
Only Canada's Super Bowl.
272
00:09:13,187 --> 00:09:14,220
Didn't you
ever see
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Underneath the Tunes
274
00:09:15,673 --> 00:09:16,889
on MuchMusic?
275
00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:18,224
Again, I have to go with:
276
00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:20,810
what in God's name is that?
277
00:09:20,812 --> 00:09:23,462
It's only Canada's
VH1 Behind the Music.
278
00:09:23,464 --> 00:09:25,464
There's one all about
Robin Sparkles.
279
00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:28,601
Tells you the whole story
from "A" to zed.
280
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,274
Are you gonna
take your...?
281
00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:40,418
Kids, relationshipsare built on trust.
282
00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:42,083
So unlike Uncle Barney,
283
00:09:42,085 --> 00:09:43,901
I wasn't gonna keepdigging and digging...
284
00:09:43,903 --> 00:09:45,203
Did you start a fire?
285
00:09:45,537 --> 00:09:47,188
Ugh...
286
00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:49,190
This is embarrassing.
287
00:09:49,192 --> 00:09:51,793
I wasn't gonna tell you this,
but...
288
00:09:52,684 --> 00:09:54,183
I'd come so far,
289
00:09:54,185 --> 00:09:56,786
only to be sent packingby that security guard,
290
00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:58,187
and... well...
291
00:10:00,545 --> 00:10:01,879
I'm sorry.
292
00:10:01,881 --> 00:10:03,397
I just couldn't stand the idea
293
00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,399
of not meeting you.
294
00:10:05,401 --> 00:10:06,884
Could not
295
00:10:06,886 --> 00:10:08,919
stand the idea
296
00:10:08,921 --> 00:10:11,338
of not meeting me.
297
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,539
She set a fire, Ted!
298
00:10:12,541 --> 00:10:13,774
Dahmer.
299
00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:14,925
You're just jealous 'cause Lily
300
00:10:14,927 --> 00:10:16,093
never burned anything for you.
301
00:10:16,095 --> 00:10:17,811
Clearly you never
tried her pot roast.
302
00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:20,097
I actually brought this
303
00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:21,348
for something totally different,
304
00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:22,416
but it worked out, right?
305
00:10:22,418 --> 00:10:23,600
Okay, anyway,
306
00:10:23,602 --> 00:10:24,501
here's my thing.
307
00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:26,103
Ladies and gentlemen,
308
00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:28,138
I have in my back pocket
309
00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:29,857
the answer to the question
310
00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:32,459
"Who was Robin obsessed with?"
311
00:10:32,461 --> 00:10:34,395
Hang on tight.
312
00:10:34,397 --> 00:10:37,147
It's Robin Sparkles 4, y'all!
313
00:10:49,794 --> 00:10:51,679
With her jelly bracelets,graffiti coat,
314
00:10:51,681 --> 00:10:53,380
and totally rad robot, no one
315
00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:57,334
symbolized the 1990sin Canada like Robin Sparkles.
316
00:10:57,336 --> 00:11:00,454
But as we'd all learn oneheartbreaking Grey Cup Sunday,
317
00:11:00,456 --> 00:11:03,057
Canada's sweethearthad a dark side.
318
00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:04,808
I'll never forget that moment.
319
00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:07,261
A little piece of Canada
died that day.
320
00:11:07,263 --> 00:11:09,029
To see her
throw her life away like that...
321
00:11:11,199 --> 00:11:12,433
...it was heartbreaking.
322
00:11:12,435 --> 00:11:14,084
I am so happy right now.
323
00:11:14,086 --> 00:11:16,828
I want to see her throw
her life away so badly.
324
00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:17,777
Yeah.
325
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,378
We're all terrible people--
turn it up.
326
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,831
Sparkles' hit records...
327
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,352
...both went maple with "Mall"
eventually going double maple.
328
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,089
I never admitted this till now,
but before a big game,
329
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,391
I'd listen to
"Sand Castles in the Sand"
330
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,143
and get a good cry on.
331
00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:37,415
I'm not ashamed.
332
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:41,353
But after endless touring,Robin started to crack.
333
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,288
Who doesn't love the mall?
334
00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:46,741
Shopping with
your friends and...
335
00:11:46,743 --> 00:11:49,661
I can't do this.
336
00:11:51,364 --> 00:11:52,831
Get this out of my face, please.
337
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,699
Thank you, pardon me,
thanks, sorry.
338
00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:58,353
Even when Canadians are mean,
they're polite.
339
00:11:58,355 --> 00:12:01,222
Her record producer
Chuck "Chuck" Gerusi.
340
00:12:01,224 --> 00:12:03,174
Robin Sparkles was big.
341
00:12:03,176 --> 00:12:06,227
Gino Vannelli big,
who I discovered by the way.
342
00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:08,263
Robin's next song,
343
00:12:08,265 --> 00:12:10,865
"P.S. I Love You," was so dark
344
00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:12,651
Dominant Records refusedto release it.
345
00:12:12,653 --> 00:12:15,854
Few have ever seenthe long-lost music video,
346
00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:17,222
but we found it.
347
00:12:19,076 --> 00:12:22,210
♪ You, you're beautiful
348
00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:24,596
♪ On your pedestal
349
00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:26,564
♪ I see you
350
00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:28,700
♪ You don't see me
351
00:12:28,702 --> 00:12:31,503
♪ Am I just too young
352
00:12:31,505 --> 00:12:34,255
♪ Or just too dumb
353
00:12:34,257 --> 00:12:38,543
♪ Or maybe just too grungy
354
00:12:38,545 --> 00:12:40,712
♪ And I'm wearing my flannel
and I'm thinking of you ♪
355
00:12:40,714 --> 00:12:41,830
♪ I lace up my boots
356
00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:43,281
♪ And I'm thinking of you...
357
00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:44,799
This is the most
358
00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:46,534
1990s music video
of all time.
359
00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:48,386
All it needs
is a shirtless old man
360
00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:50,205
in black and white
for no reason.
361
00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:55,659
♪ I'll never move on,
it'll always be you ♪
362
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,525
♪ Every guy that I'm with,
I'll be thinking of you ♪
363
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,713
♪ If I get married,
he'll always be second to you ♪
364
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,164
That's got to feel good.
365
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:07,068
♪ I'll always
be waiting for you ♪
366
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:09,754
♪ P.S. I love you.
367
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:14,324
In 1996, we booked the halftime
show for the Grey Cup.
368
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,693
Huge gig.
369
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,861
We're talking Ivor Wynne Stadium
in Hamilton,
370
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,781
just outside of Guelph.
371
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:23,684
It doesn't get any bigger
than that.
372
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:25,552
Hello, Canada.
373
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,988
I'm Robin Sparkles.
374
00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:29,640
Oh.
375
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,128
Actually...
376
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:37,097
I was Robin Sparkles.
377
00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:38,699
The whole stadium went silent.
378
00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:41,819
Right then, I knew something
terrible was gonna happen.
379
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,204
My stomach started churning.
380
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:47,091
But Robin Sparkles is dead.
381
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:50,477
All I could hear was Paul
Shaffer's stomach growling.
382
00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:53,180
Stress goes to my stomach--
sue me.
383
00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:55,215
It was kind of disgusting.
384
00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:56,450
I'm sorry, Jason Priestley,
385
00:13:56,452 --> 00:13:58,919
I didn't realize
you were the Queen of England.
386
00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:02,357
My new name is...
387
00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:05,106
Robin Daggers!
388
00:14:05,108 --> 00:14:06,591
Two, three, four!
389
00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:09,277
♪ You, you're beautiful
390
00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:10,661
That day is now
391
00:14:10,663 --> 00:14:15,283
known in music history
as the day grunge was born.
392
00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:16,568
In 1996, in Canada?
393
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,036
That seems right, Trebek.
394
00:14:18,038 --> 00:14:20,138
Give him a break,
he's not a music guy.
395
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,257
That day is now known
in music history
396
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:24,859
as the day that grunge was born.
397
00:14:24,861 --> 00:14:26,310
Well, that's a bummer.
398
00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:28,863
It was tragic.
399
00:14:28,865 --> 00:14:30,164
I mean, to this day,
400
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,450
you ask any Canadian
where they were
401
00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:35,520
when Robin Sparkles lost it,
not only can they tell you
402
00:14:35,522 --> 00:14:39,507
which Tim Hortons they were in,
but what donut they were eating.
403
00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:42,277
Me? Wawa, Ontario.
404
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:43,695
Blueberry fritter.
405
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:45,613
Halifax, Nova Scotia.
406
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:47,315
Walnut crunch.
407
00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:48,833
Victoriaville, Quebec.
408
00:14:48,835 --> 00:14:50,451
Sour cream plain.
409
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:52,754
Sudbury, Ontario.
410
00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:54,072
Honey dip.
411
00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:55,940
Red Deer, Alberta.
412
00:14:55,942 --> 00:14:57,842
Chocolate glaze.
413
00:14:57,844 --> 00:15:00,144
Squamish, British Columbia.
414
00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:02,664
Crammed a Timbit
into a strawberry vanilla
415
00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:04,699
and invented The Priestley.
416
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:07,251
Should've been
the best day of my life.
417
00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:10,354
It was horrifyingon so many levels.
418
00:15:11,408 --> 00:15:13,825
Actually, you know what?
419
00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:15,843
I'm sorry, I can't...
420
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:18,029
I just can't talk about this.
421
00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:20,581
I'm out of here, okay?
I'm out of here.
422
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,966
Here, excuse me.
423
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:22,934
I'm sorry, will you take...
424
00:15:22,936 --> 00:15:24,252
No, no, don't move, I'm out...
425
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,753
Sorry, sorry.
426
00:15:25,755 --> 00:15:27,588
Speculation began immediately.
427
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,290
Who was Robin Sparklessinging about
428
00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:31,709
with those angry,obsessive lyrics?
429
00:15:31,711 --> 00:15:33,361
Many names were suggested.
430
00:15:33,363 --> 00:15:34,746
It wasn't me.
431
00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:35,680
It wasn't me.
432
00:15:35,682 --> 00:15:36,848
Wasn't me.
433
00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:37,882
It wasn't me.
434
00:15:37,884 --> 00:15:38,866
It wasn't me.
435
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:40,584
It wasn't me.
436
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:43,671
Why does everyone always think
437
00:15:43,673 --> 00:15:45,239
it's me?
438
00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:47,191
I wish it was me.
439
00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:49,060
But one name comes upmore than any other.
440
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:52,363
Alan Thicke.
441
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:53,965
How can I help you?
442
00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,450
Donut?
443
00:15:56,568 --> 00:15:57,602
Whoa!
444
00:16:05,484 --> 00:16:08,302
Whoa. What
happened to you?
445
00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:12,556
We watched Robin Sparkles:Underneath the Tunes today.
446
00:16:12,558 --> 00:16:14,191
Wait, what?
447
00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:16,794
You guys get
MuchMusic down here?
448
00:16:17,496 --> 00:16:20,748
And that video lead me to...
449
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,701
I am engaged
to Robin Scherbatsky,
450
00:16:23,703 --> 00:16:26,754
and I know that she wrote
"P.S. I Love You" for you.
451
00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:29,307
Now-now, why is she
so obsessed with you?
452
00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:31,875
What? That song's
not about me.
453
00:16:31,877 --> 00:16:33,377
Then who is it "aboot"-- about.
454
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:34,645
Damn it.
455
00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:36,046
I don't know.
456
00:16:36,048 --> 00:16:37,598
I always thought
it was Coulier.
457
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,433
It wasn't me.
458
00:16:39,435 --> 00:16:41,051
Stop asking.
459
00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:43,220
Geez, cut it out.
460
00:16:43,222 --> 00:16:46,741
I always liked that joke.
461
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:49,327
Alan Thicke kicked your ass.
462
00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:51,696
He lied, didn't he?
463
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:53,831
It was Alan Thicke!
464
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,032
Wow.
465
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,083
It sounds like you've become
466
00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:58,035
a bit obsessed, huh, Barney?
467
00:16:58,037 --> 00:16:59,537
I am not obsessed.
468
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,872
All I did was break
into your apartment
469
00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:03,174
and read your teenage journals,
470
00:17:03,176 --> 00:17:06,927
and fly to Vancouver to
interrogate your ex-boyfriends,
471
00:17:06,929 --> 00:17:11,215
and fight beloved
Canadian actor Alan Thicke
472
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:13,017
to a draw.
473
00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:15,386
Ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow!
474
00:17:15,388 --> 00:17:16,887
So,
475
00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:18,189
ready to admit it?
476
00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:22,360
Anyone can get obsessed.
477
00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:23,811
Thank you.
478
00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:26,263
And now, I am ready to tell you
479
00:17:26,265 --> 00:17:28,449
who "P.S. I Love You" is about.
480
00:17:28,451 --> 00:17:30,100
Who?
481
00:17:30,102 --> 00:17:31,786
"P.S."
482
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:33,821
Paul Shaffer.
483
00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:36,457
Paul Shaffer?
484
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:39,710
I know, so stereotypical.
485
00:17:39,712 --> 00:17:42,546
Every young Canadian girlfantasizes
486
00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:44,715
about being with Paul Shaffer.
487
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:49,620
At the Grey Cup gig, Paul was
sitting in the front row.
488
00:17:49,622 --> 00:17:54,091
♪ I'll always be
waiting for you ♪
489
00:17:54,093 --> 00:17:55,926
No wonder his stomach
was growling.
490
00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:58,929
I feel bad that I scared Paul.
491
00:17:58,931 --> 00:18:01,665
He's amazing.
492
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,318
But I have no regrets.
493
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,237
I was done being Robin Sparkles.
494
00:18:06,239 --> 00:18:07,188
You're not
gonna go get
495
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,807
beat up by Paul Shaffer now,
are you?
496
00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:11,325
I can't believe it.
497
00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:13,611
I'm a total Dahmer.
498
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:15,746
Yeah, but you're my Dahmer,
499
00:18:15,748 --> 00:18:17,164
which makes you a Dobler.
500
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,067
Just like Jeanette.
501
00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:21,285
No, Ted,
502
00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:24,622
what that woman did to run in
to you was bonkers.
503
00:18:24,624 --> 00:18:26,257
That's just not how you start
a healthy relationship.
504
00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:27,708
Tell him, Lil.
505
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,510
I can't stand
it anymore.
506
00:18:29,512 --> 00:18:31,178
I've been living a lie.
507
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,347
See?
508
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:34,715
I saw you at orientation
509
00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:37,000
and I needed an excuseto meet you,
510
00:18:37,002 --> 00:18:37,968
so...
511
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:39,670
Ah!
512
00:18:39,672 --> 00:18:41,004
I didn't know which roomyou were in,
513
00:18:41,006 --> 00:18:44,692
so I had to createa little destiny.
514
00:18:57,156 --> 00:18:58,572
Okay.
515
00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:04,027
I'm sorry, I just
516
00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:07,047
couldn't stand the idea
of not meeting you.
517
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,333
Could...
518
00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:12,202
not stand the idea
519
00:19:12,204 --> 00:19:13,971
of not meeting me.
520
00:19:18,427 --> 00:19:20,010
I'm sorry, Ted.
521
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:21,228
You were right.
522
00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,347
Jeanette's a Dobler.
523
00:19:23,349 --> 00:19:24,732
So are you.
524
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:27,050
Thanks, buddy.
525
00:19:27,052 --> 00:19:29,236
You know, if you
hadn't been reading
526
00:19:29,238 --> 00:19:30,604
the exact same book as me,
527
00:19:30,606 --> 00:19:32,189
we never would've met.
528
00:19:32,191 --> 00:19:33,657
I mean, that's destiny.
529
00:19:33,659 --> 00:19:35,776
Oh, look.
530
00:19:35,778 --> 00:19:37,945
You bought it in the
same bookstore I did.
531
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:40,247
On the same day.
532
00:19:40,249 --> 00:19:44,034
Within ten minutes
of me buying mine.
533
00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:45,870
Ugh...
534
00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:47,455
Uh, this is embarrassing.
535
00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:48,539
I wasn't gonna tell you this,
536
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:51,909
but I followed you
to that bookstore.
537
00:19:51,911 --> 00:19:55,629
I just couldn't stand
the idea of not meeting you.
538
00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:58,766
You followed me
to the bookstore from where?
539
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:01,352
How long have you
been following me?
540
00:20:01,354 --> 00:20:03,854
Uh, this is embarrassing.
541
00:20:03,856 --> 00:20:06,774
Uh, remember when you were on
the cover of New York Magazine?
542
00:20:06,776 --> 00:20:09,643
That was like a year
and a half ago.
543
00:20:09,645 --> 00:20:12,029
Yeah.
544
00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:14,548
Before a man meetsthe woman he'll marry,
545
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,618
he'll make one final,horrible mistake.
546
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:20,087
For me, that was Jeanette.
547
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:23,240
♪ P.S. I Love You.
548
00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:28,879
♪ The law can't stop my love ♪
549
00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,364
♪ I'll fit you like a glove ♪
550
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:35,167
♪ Restraining orders
don't scare me ♪
551
00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:37,453
♪ The lawyers
at the record company ♪
552
00:20:37,455 --> 00:20:40,623
♪ Made me promise to say
553
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,966
♪ I'm totally a slacker
and I don't even care ♪
554
00:20:50,968 --> 00:20:53,469
♪ With my curling 'zines
and my faraway stare ♪
555
00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:57,056
♪ But deep down inside, yeah
deep down inside I'm dying ♪
556
00:20:57,058 --> 00:21:00,059
♪ I'm trapped in a cage
of the tears I cry ♪
557
00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:02,278
♪ I praying to God,
but she doesn't reply ♪
558
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,813
♪ Even the robot says
559
00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:04,780
Move on.
560
00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:06,148
♪ I'm trying! ♪
561
00:21:07,742 --> 00:21:10,043
♪ P.S. I love you.
562
00:21:10,045 --> 00:21:15,045
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