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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,449 --> 00:01:47,746 Relax uncle, just wait. 2 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:56,553 Uncle, give me that stick. 3 00:01:57,226 --> 00:02:00,718 Ramnik Bhai, shove the bamboo from inside and try... 4 00:02:05,601 --> 00:02:10,436 It's Rs. 35... fix your meter first... it can't be more than 33! 5 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,804 Devesh Bhai! Hurry up! I was about to call you... 6 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,172 what's wrong? - Come fast. 7 00:02:14,243 --> 00:02:15,437 There's an emergency 8 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,502 Look at the crowd gathered! 9 00:02:19,148 --> 00:02:21,742 Ramnik, you idiot... push harder! 10 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,344 Alpesh Bhai... 11 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:27,889 what's wrong Alpesh Bhai? 12 00:02:28,124 --> 00:02:29,785 The door is locked from the inside... 13 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:30,883 who is inside? 14 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,457 No one! 15 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:34,428 Then how is it locked? 16 00:02:34,497 --> 00:02:37,364 There is only ONE nutcase capable of this in the house!!! 17 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,200 You never listen to anyone. 18 00:02:40,336 --> 00:02:41,894 You never listen to anyone. 19 00:02:42,171 --> 00:02:42,865 One minute. 20 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:44,833 Beat her up. 21 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:47,808 She's driving the entire chawl crazy! - Don't stress your throat... 22 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:51,472 what are you guys looking at now? Go home! 23 00:02:59,255 --> 00:03:01,189 Thank you Pappa... 24 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:04,783 How did you lock it, if you were outside? 25 00:03:09,365 --> 00:03:10,229 What's this? 26 00:03:10,299 --> 00:03:12,790 Well... I tied this pajama string to the bolt... 27 00:03:12,868 --> 00:03:15,735 ...slipped the other end under the door... 28 00:03:15,805 --> 00:03:18,137 ...a hard tug... door closed! 29 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:22,800 Do you know how to open it now? 30 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,806 Never sell a suit without a matching tie! 31 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:32,615 Unbolt the door and I'll admit you're smart 32 00:03:38,627 --> 00:03:40,686 Gayatri, Hurry up. 33 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,612 Don't try to outsmart me or you will get thrashed. 34 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:03,618 Please Dad! Agneepath is my favourite film... 35 00:04:03,686 --> 00:04:05,586 I promise... tomorrow I will study for 2 hours extra... 36 00:04:05,654 --> 00:04:06,780 Shut up! 37 00:04:06,856 --> 00:04:08,153 Let him come no? 38 00:04:08,224 --> 00:04:11,159 Why? Watching this film will make him a class topper? 39 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:12,754 Let's go 40 00:04:12,828 --> 00:04:15,194 Ma... can I stay back? I want to study... 41 00:04:15,331 --> 00:04:16,457 Enough studying... 42 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,759 ...you're already a topper... shut up and come with us... 43 00:04:18,868 --> 00:04:20,199 Listen up. - Yes sir! 44 00:04:20,269 --> 00:04:22,737 I've locked Nikhil in his room... - Yes Sir 45 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,170 If he tries to come out... 46 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,333 Sir, then I will request him to go right back in. 47 00:04:26,409 --> 00:04:28,877 Request?! You moron! Drag him back in by his ears! 48 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:29,839 Yes sir! 49 00:04:39,221 --> 00:04:41,519 'Congratulations Ma.' 50 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:45,558 'You've once again managed to drive your son out of the house' 51 00:04:45,895 --> 00:04:46,862 'HEY! ' 52 00:04:49,799 --> 00:04:52,791 'What are you shooting at the car for? ' 53 00:04:54,236 --> 00:04:55,430 'Here... ' 54 00:04:59,809 --> 00:05:00,673 what's this? 55 00:05:00,743 --> 00:05:02,608 Your Diabetes medicines, sir 56 00:05:03,212 --> 00:05:05,237 I have Diabetes? 57 00:05:05,781 --> 00:05:06,543 Yes Sir... 58 00:05:06,615 --> 00:05:08,810 You got me Vitamin C tablets for diabetes? 59 00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:10,108 Huh? 60 00:05:13,556 --> 00:05:15,456 Sir... Nikhil sir told me you have diabetes... 61 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,388 And where is Nikhil now? 62 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:18,654 'I have a bad habit of always being on time' 63 00:05:18,761 --> 00:05:21,093 'But I'm a little late today... so sorry about it' 64 00:05:35,144 --> 00:05:36,805 Abhay... roti - Thanks Ma 65 00:05:42,818 --> 00:05:44,308 where's Nikhil? 66 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,513 Studying... he will eat later 67 00:05:47,156 --> 00:05:48,316 Studying? Behind closed doors? 68 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,381 Should he be studying with doors and windows wide open? 69 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:52,484 Has anything half-decent ever happened behind closed doors? 70 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,860 Your being a cop doesn't make everyone else a thief 71 00:05:57,666 --> 00:06:00,134 Papa, I am telling you, he isn't going to make it to any of the services 72 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:03,337 The police will throw him out in the interview, even if he passes the test... 73 00:06:03,506 --> 00:06:04,370 Revenue services can't take him, 74 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,169 because he'll spend everything they have! 75 00:06:07,476 --> 00:06:09,376 And if he becomes a forest guard... there will be no forest left to guard! 76 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,705 Please eat with your mouth shut 77 00:06:12,114 --> 00:06:13,809 why are you calling me from your room? 78 00:06:16,452 --> 00:06:19,649 You're not in Delhi? Then where are you? 79 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:21,154 Mumbai... 80 00:06:21,457 --> 00:06:24,221 No ya, she's too pale - 8.5 - But Ma please don't tell dad... 81 00:06:24,293 --> 00:06:27,660 It's Rajeev's wedding and dad would've never let me go 82 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:29,493 I told you... 83 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:33,194 ...not to come... if YOU fail the IAS exams uncle will barbecue MY a$ €* 84 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:35,669 Hey fatso... some cousin you're... always scaring me 85 00:06:35,738 --> 00:06:36,636 Just sit straight 86 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:38,733 Ma... hold on... just one sec... Ma listen... 87 00:06:40,142 --> 00:06:40,801 8! 88 00:06:40,876 --> 00:06:41,638 8! 89 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:44,543 What? Out of 100? Minus 1.4 90 00:06:45,581 --> 00:06:46,707 Yes Ma. 91 00:06:47,316 --> 00:06:48,715 But how did you get out of the house? 92 00:06:49,385 --> 00:06:50,443 Through the window Ma... 93 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,417 But that window has a grill 94 00:06:52,488 --> 00:06:54,388 Yes, ya ma... and the grill has screws... and the drawer had a screwdriver... 95 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,390 You mean, you left the window open? 96 00:06:56,892 --> 00:07:00,123 Yeah mom please shut it. If mosquitos get in Papa will throw a fit. 97 00:07:01,196 --> 00:07:02,686 Nikhil, you're impossible! 98 00:07:28,457 --> 00:07:29,719 Are you going somewhere? 99 00:07:30,459 --> 00:07:31,687 No... right now I am stuck. 100 00:07:59,121 --> 00:07:59,815 You need help? 101 00:08:01,557 --> 00:08:02,319 Okay... 102 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,263 Quite heavy... 103 00:08:10,566 --> 00:08:11,260 Yup. 104 00:08:13,335 --> 00:08:15,360 That's... quite heavy... 105 00:08:17,506 --> 00:08:19,098 Hurry up please? 106 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:35,281 Woah! That was cool. 107 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:40,319 Cricket should be for 20 overs only... game over in three hours! 108 00:08:43,632 --> 00:08:45,532 Man... in my opinion... 33 should play... 109 00:08:45,601 --> 00:08:47,592 11 specialist batsmen, 11 specialist fielders... 110 00:08:47,703 --> 00:08:48,863 ...and 11 specialist bowlers... 111 00:08:49,138 --> 00:08:50,696 ...else tailenders are expected to score 100s 112 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,172 Like baseball... 113 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,299 ...and the ground should rotate... 114 00:08:54,376 --> 00:08:56,173 ...clockwise and anti-clockwise 115 00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:58,439 Like those disco-stages in films? 116 00:08:59,148 --> 00:09:00,672 The ground revolves, as do the fielders. 117 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,444 Bowler's screwed - since fielders are circling. 118 00:09:02,518 --> 00:09:04,679 Batsman's screwed too - as he won't know which gaps to place his shots in 119 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,153 and fielders are super screwed... to run or to stop... 120 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:17,524 A stupid idea of momentous proportions... 121 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,396 ...imagine in the first 15 overs, 122 00:09:19,468 --> 00:09:22,164 within the circle are two flying fielders... 123 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,702 ...they grab the ball out of the air. 124 00:09:38,587 --> 00:09:39,576 Airport? 125 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,419 You really do give a long rope 126 00:09:45,494 --> 00:09:47,394 You reel it in pretty well too 127 00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:50,662 lmagine if we were on the same team, 128 00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:52,462 we'd be like a house on fire... 129 00:09:56,271 --> 00:09:57,363 Lets go boss. 130 00:10:03,278 --> 00:10:04,472 You wanna come to Goa? 131 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,542 Err... this wedding? 132 00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:08,308 Is it your wedding? 133 00:10:08,684 --> 00:10:09,548 No 134 00:10:09,618 --> 00:10:10,812 Then? Just come. 135 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,117 I can't just come... 136 00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:14,386 Okay... 137 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,725 Hasta La Vista 138 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:20,625 Have a good life mista! 139 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:24,127 One more, just one more! 140 00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:26,759 The Solanki family welcomes one and all... 141 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,860 So ladies and gentlemen, open your hearts and your mouths... 142 00:10:29,138 --> 00:10:33,131 and get ready for the juice drinking competition! 143 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,903 Did you speak to your mum? What did she say? 144 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,475 Guys, I just met an 8 on 10... 145 00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:39,605 Sssir... Forget 8... This place 146 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:40,670 Hi... 147 00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,346 The competition is about to start... 148 00:10:49,424 --> 00:10:50,413 Aren't you taking part? 149 00:10:57,733 --> 00:11:00,361 She is the bride's sister... a typical Virgo... 150 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,838 ...as you can see... a keeper! 151 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,205 She's a livewire man... 152 00:11:07,276 --> 00:11:11,212 wire!? She's a power-plant by herself! 153 00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:15,146 So bring it on! 154 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,343 One... 155 00:11:17,119 --> 00:11:18,108 Two... 156 00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:20,121 start... 157 00:11:27,362 --> 00:11:29,557 C'mon! 158 00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:35,834 C'mon, go for it! 159 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:15,376 Sir... if she smiles, she's snared! 160 00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:18,645 A model entering the movies... 161 00:12:19,514 --> 00:12:21,744 ...you'll need to be her hero! 162 00:12:28,523 --> 00:12:30,252 "A little unsaid" 163 00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:31,587 "A little undone" 164 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,753 "A little of both" 165 00:12:34,263 --> 00:12:35,491 "Fleetingly it stays," 166 00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:36,656 "In a twinkle its gone" 167 00:12:36,732 --> 00:12:38,757 "Such a silly little feeling" 168 00:12:39,434 --> 00:12:43,461 "Yipeee... l'm such a hippie" 169 00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:47,133 "we dance, we prance... reach for the ceiling." 170 00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:48,801 "However hard i resist," 171 00:12:48,877 --> 00:12:51,869 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 172 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,274 "To the tune of the beat," 173 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,850 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 174 00:12:56,919 --> 00:12:59,547 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 175 00:12:59,621 --> 00:13:04,524 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi" 176 00:13:04,726 --> 00:13:09,663 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi" 177 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,762 "Hahahahahahahahahahaha here we go" 178 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,496 "Nanananananananananana now you know" 179 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:18,198 "This is the way we do it, this is the way we roll" 180 00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:20,673 "Ladies be losin' it, gentlemen outta control" 181 00:13:20,742 --> 00:13:23,233 "Move your body to the new-new sound - Git' up!" 182 00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:25,837 "Git' up git' up, you can't be sittin' around - No!" 183 00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:28,412 "Can't beat the combination of the new and old" 184 00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:30,883 "I love a little bit of old-school rock and roll!" 185 00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:33,144 "She's a spitfire," 186 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:35,587 "Her eyes are fireworks, she spouts wisecracks," 187 00:13:35,657 --> 00:13:38,387 "The gal's a smooth talker." 188 00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:41,220 "She's a spitfire," 189 00:13:41,296 --> 00:13:43,821 "All she encounters, say she's spectacular," 190 00:13:44,132 --> 00:13:46,532 "Nights turn sleepless, driving you insane," 191 00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:49,195 "In a style all her own." 192 00:13:49,271 --> 00:13:53,503 "Yippie... l'm a hippie," 193 00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:56,544 "we toast to glasses overflowing" 194 00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:58,670 "However hard i resist," 195 00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:01,910 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 196 00:14:02,184 --> 00:14:04,152 "To the tune of the beat," 197 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,710 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 198 00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,279 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 199 00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:14,227 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi" 200 00:14:14,463 --> 00:14:19,400 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi" 201 00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:35,173 "without hesitation," 202 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,650 "Frolic 'n fun, to the night," 203 00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:40,517 "Turn in your vexation" 204 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,387 "without hesitation" 205 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,757 "This chance of a lifetime," 206 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,523 "A high that is slow in descent," 207 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:51,157 "Belongs to a celebration." 208 00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:55,431 "Lets drink... live it up," 209 00:14:55,504 --> 00:14:58,667 "Despite Daddy's scowls, or Mum's" 210 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,639 "However hard i resist," 211 00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:03,769 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 212 00:15:03,845 --> 00:15:05,403 "To the tune of the beat," 213 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,540 "Everybody! I gotta shake it like Shammi" 214 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,313 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 215 00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:15,789 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it shake it like Shammi" 216 00:15:16,558 --> 00:15:21,461 "I gotta shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it like Shammi" 217 00:16:02,471 --> 00:16:03,631 Oh! 218 00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:07,241 Thank god! What would I do without you... 219 00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:15,674 Everything's made with pure cream! 220 00:16:16,585 --> 00:16:17,609 Very nice! 221 00:16:19,754 --> 00:16:20,846 Are you also a cop? 222 00:16:21,623 --> 00:16:24,183 No... Dad is... I joined the civil services... 223 00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:26,859 ...everyone in the family made it to some 224 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:31,122 government post... except Nikhil 225 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,527 Nikhil... does what exactly? 226 00:16:33,602 --> 00:16:37,299 Nikhil... err... umm... events... 227 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,270 why didn't you tell me before? 228 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:40,171 I just heard form my contacts... - Your bloody contacts! 229 00:16:40,242 --> 00:16:41,209 The ring thing was on na sir? 230 00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:43,506 I'll put that ring on your thing... just wait! 231 00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:47,344 Hello... yes sir, is this true? 232 00:16:47,849 --> 00:16:50,147 You raised the bid deposit to 60 million?! 233 00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:53,344 He organizes things... at large events... 234 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:56,481 He looks after logistics... and hospitality 235 00:16:56,558 --> 00:17:00,255 You mean he's like a caterer! 236 00:17:00,662 --> 00:17:03,153 He's a businessman... like you folks 237 00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:05,490 Pappa... 238 00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:06,597 Hmm? 239 00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,498 You know I don't believe in dowry... right? 240 00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:12,696 How much do you want? 241 00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:16,301 Papa... today at the IPL cricket league meeting... 242 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,445 ...everyone was so happy that I was marrying Karishma Solanki, 243 00:17:19,514 --> 00:17:22,108 the daughter of the owner of Kaveri Sarees... Devesh Solanki... 244 00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:25,483 I do know my name, as well as that of both my daughter and my company. 245 00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:29,487 I felt so proud when I heard that... 246 00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:31,719 ...you started off by showing saris in a shop a long time ago. 247 00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,852 Son, in a sari shop, It's normal to show saris. 248 00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,824 Hot dogs are sold outside on the street! 249 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,094 Now how much do you need? 250 00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:42,702 Actually Pappa, you know I am 251 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,795 going to organize the grand IPL opening ceremony... 252 00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:45,567 ...the tender will be out in a week... 253 00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:48,871 ...but they have suddenly increased the bid from 10 million to 60 million! 254 00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:50,168 First tell me... 255 00:17:50,245 --> 00:17:54,238 Have you returned the 3 million you took from Karishma for your house? 256 00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:56,341 That was only 2.5 million... 257 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,277 The rest ummm... got adjusted right? 258 00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:01,453 Is it? 259 00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:06,859 Our Devesh, he's a king! The king of the saree business... 260 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,763 KAVERI... 261 00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:12,424 The best showroom! And that fatty... 262 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,832 Vipul, the youngest, he's a prince... 263 00:18:15,604 --> 00:18:17,094 the Prince of polymer! 264 00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:23,833 Hello uncle. 265 00:18:24,112 --> 00:18:24,840 Hello. 266 00:18:25,113 --> 00:18:25,841 How's everything? 267 00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:27,139 All well... 268 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,741 Err... Yes... you? 269 00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:37,550 So... what else? 270 00:18:39,194 --> 00:18:39,785 Pappa! 271 00:18:43,298 --> 00:18:44,492 Nikhil bought that? 272 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,129 I can't sell myself, Can I? 273 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,693 What did he have to sell to buy this? 274 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,296 His kidney? 275 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,298 Pappa... 276 00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:57,472 Sssir... marrying into this Solanki family 277 00:18:57,545 --> 00:18:59,740 ...was such a masterstroke... 278 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,648 Now our company will surely take-off! - Here... 279 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,482 what? 280 00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:06,542 Hold this 281 00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:09,112 Baby, we can't keep breaking up like this! 282 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,680 Karishma! At least tell me what did I do now? 283 00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:12,317 You asked Pappa for money... 284 00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:14,687 Don't you have any self-respect? 285 00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:17,462 What you are calling self-respect is actually ego... 286 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,499 ...and I am not egoistic... 287 00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,363 Your ego shouldn't get in the way of asking for help... 288 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,801 And what you are calling ego, is actually self-respect! 289 00:19:23,071 --> 00:19:24,504 My sense of 'self' tells me, 290 00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:26,335 if you need help never let your ego get in the way... 291 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,213 Baby, what can I do? 292 00:19:33,281 --> 00:19:36,341 Wasn't it you who wanted me to crack big contracts... 293 00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:39,085 Now what do I do if there's an emergency... 294 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:43,590 But if it bothers you, I will not take any money from Pappa 295 00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,385 I'll manage... okay? 296 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,558 No, it's not OK! 297 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:50,729 You approach everything so casually! 298 00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:53,666 Yesterday you had a contract... today you don't! 299 00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:55,326 Papa was right... 300 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:56,837 ...you're upto no good... 301 00:19:57,105 --> 00:19:59,164 ...you will be a stay-at-home husband... 302 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:04,474 ...you tell me how can I live with a man I don't respect... 303 00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:08,241 ...such a loser... useless 304 00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:13,549 Karishma, please ya... did I not support you when you were struggling? 305 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:16,153 I spent everything I earned on you. 306 00:20:19,194 --> 00:20:20,525 You have given me 7 years, 307 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,790 all I am asking for is 7 more days! 308 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,891 I promise you, before the wedding I will convince you, that 309 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,827 I am perfect for you... 310 00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:29,700 and If I can't, you can do as you please... 311 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,501 but please give one last chance! 312 00:20:34,342 --> 00:20:35,809 Gimme me one last chance ya! 313 00:20:49,691 --> 00:20:51,488 Maa... water please! 314 00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:55,591 Can someone get the door please? 315 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:58,856 Had the wedding been in Lucknow, I would've organised a 21-gun salute... 316 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:03,737 here there's no water to drink nor to wash! 317 00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:05,269 I've called for a tanker already... 318 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,171 Fix a meeting with that Mr. Roy... 319 00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:08,733 Everone's going deaf 320 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,505 Only he can get us 50 million... 321 00:21:10,712 --> 00:21:11,872 Namaste. 322 00:21:12,547 --> 00:21:13,844 Namaste. 323 00:21:14,115 --> 00:21:15,309 How are you? 324 00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:16,509 Namaste. 325 00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,814 How are you? 326 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,282 Namaste. 327 00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:24,715 Bro, howdy? 328 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,493 How are you? 329 00:21:30,231 --> 00:21:32,597 Love marriage huh? - Yes uncle. 330 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,725 Uncle! - Stop it! 331 00:21:33,802 --> 00:21:34,791 Are these real? 332 00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:36,598 Where's your room? We'll keep our bags there. 333 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,865 All youngsters to the flat upstairs... 334 00:21:38,139 --> 00:21:38,764 Ya, I know... 335 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,365 Boss, can't do this menial picking up and dropping off people 336 00:21:41,443 --> 00:21:42,375 Salim can you hold... 337 00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:44,639 You are taking her sightseeing, yes? 338 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,542 I'm busy bro... can't you - 339 00:21:46,614 --> 00:21:47,638 Me... 340 00:21:47,715 --> 00:21:49,205 I need to babysit him... 341 00:21:49,317 --> 00:21:50,648 You'll know when you have kids! 342 00:21:50,752 --> 00:21:52,344 One second... Karishma is calling 343 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:55,253 Yes Karishma... hmmm... 344 00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:58,385 I will get your guest a hotel room... 345 00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:00,561 ...you go on for your shoot... babes don't stress... 346 00:22:00,628 --> 00:22:02,653 I'm almost there... in 5 minutes... yes!! 347 00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:03,890 Okay bye... bye 348 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,805 Divya Bhabhi(sis-in-law), Kabir will take you around Mumbai, no worries! 349 00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:18,173 Ya 350 00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:21,307 There's no need to cancel the shoot... 351 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:24,512 why don't you shoot someone else's scenes? 352 00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:26,486 I'm going to take an hour... 353 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:27,543 Ya 354 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:28,787 Hi 355 00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,757 So this your '5 minutes'? 356 00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:33,352 Err... Sorry... I was stuck in traffic 357 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,621 You had to get married on this day... all the hotels are booked 358 00:22:36,831 --> 00:22:37,763 Everything's booked because no one's 359 00:22:37,832 --> 00:22:39,823 seen such an auspicious date for marriage in a million years... 360 00:22:39,868 --> 00:22:42,530 Million years ago only dinosaurs were getting married... 361 00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:47,367 Is she the guest? 362 00:22:47,609 --> 00:22:48,769 Nikhil, this is Meeta... 363 00:22:49,177 --> 00:22:51,805 This is Nikhil he will get you a room... 364 00:22:52,547 --> 00:22:54,208 I am shooting for the next 3 days... 365 00:22:54,282 --> 00:22:55,806 After that I will try and talk to everyone at home 366 00:22:56,284 --> 00:22:58,616 and see if you can come home. Okay? 367 00:22:59,888 --> 00:23:00,877 Give me your number... 368 00:23:04,158 --> 00:23:06,353 If you are calling from India... then 00+86+1578961542 369 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,485 Slowly... slowly... 370 00:23:09,330 --> 00:23:09,853 0... 371 00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:12,690 0... 372 00:23:14,402 --> 00:23:15,130 8... 373 00:23:16,804 --> 00:23:17,668 6... 374 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,436 Meeta, hurry up... 375 00:23:19,474 --> 00:23:21,169 7896142... 376 00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:23,140 ...nope... that's the old one... 377 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:29,641 It's 00+86+2633142... 378 00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:32,151 Nope... that's the landline... 379 00:23:32,887 --> 00:23:35,754 Ha ha... my mobile number... 380 00:23:36,591 --> 00:23:37,785 Chuck your international number... 381 00:23:37,892 --> 00:23:39,883 You can use my other phone... 382 00:23:40,762 --> 00:23:42,423 You'll be able to handle this right? 383 00:23:42,497 --> 00:23:44,397 C'mon Karishma! Of course... 384 00:23:45,533 --> 00:23:46,693 Finish that coffee... 385 00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:47,792 Bye... 386 00:24:08,189 --> 00:24:10,282 Do you remember me? I met you at Deeksha's wedding? 387 00:24:10,558 --> 00:24:11,820 20 overs cricket? 388 00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:46,218 Guest house? 389 00:24:47,161 --> 00:24:48,560 There's no hotel? 390 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,695 Okay, but where? 391 00:24:53,501 --> 00:24:54,695 That far! 392 00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:58,261 Okay... text it to me... bye 393 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:12,183 Err... did you see my bluetooth headset? 394 00:25:20,495 --> 00:25:22,122 Ya, Kabir? - Is your Bhabhi a marathoner? 395 00:25:22,196 --> 00:25:23,390 What? - How much does she want to roam? 396 00:25:23,464 --> 00:25:25,659 Why the hell is Divya Bhabhi so hell-bent on sight-seeing man?! 397 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,166 I took her to the beach in the morning... 398 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,465 ...she says "I don't want to see water, I want to see white roses" 399 00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:31,232 Take her to hanging gardens? 400 00:25:31,673 --> 00:25:35,769 We're at the National Park now... to see a tiger... 401 00:25:36,344 --> 00:25:38,369 ...where do I produce one from? 402 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,746 Liberate me from her and I'll serve you for life! 403 00:25:41,783 --> 00:25:43,182 Then take her to the zoo, and lock her there! 404 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,377 Don't call me. 405 00:25:58,866 --> 00:26:00,197 Can you see that guy with the popsicle? 406 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,565 That's Patole... 407 00:26:01,636 --> 00:26:03,399 He'll take you to the guest house... 408 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:09,232 I'm sorry, I need to head to the office 409 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,506 You can call Karishma in case... 410 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:26,157 You get in first. 411 00:26:43,111 --> 00:26:43,839 How's everything? 412 00:26:47,882 --> 00:26:51,215 Book the Juhu hotel for day after... 413 00:26:52,186 --> 00:26:54,211 The entire hotel? For a meeting? 414 00:26:54,288 --> 00:26:57,416 Not for the meeting... for a grand party... 415 00:26:58,292 --> 00:26:59,759 we'll invite all of Karishma's friends... 416 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:02,159 ...from TV and films and all her relatives... 417 00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:04,164 Are you sure, it will impress her? 418 00:27:04,198 --> 00:27:05,358 I've been doing this for 7 years now... 419 00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,128 I know what to do... okay? 420 00:27:07,468 --> 00:27:09,299 And how's everything? 421 00:27:09,771 --> 00:27:10,760 All well? 422 00:27:14,142 --> 00:27:15,404 And... what else? 423 00:27:24,152 --> 00:27:24,641 Android phone? 424 00:27:25,753 --> 00:27:29,245 You're up aunty... any song with the syllable 'Ta' 425 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,080 Me? - Just one song 426 00:27:31,159 --> 00:27:35,755 Yes aunty... anything with 'Ta'... a joke will do... even a nursery rhyme! 427 00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:37,695 But start with a 'Ta' 428 00:27:37,832 --> 00:27:39,299 'Ta' is it? 429 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:55,576 The best showroom in India... KAVERI! 430 00:27:57,518 --> 00:27:59,611 How do you handle taxation? 431 00:27:59,687 --> 00:28:03,817 Oh yes, we pay tax! Everything is computerized! 432 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:07,793 Prateeksha... Deeksha... Amrita... 433 00:28:08,296 --> 00:28:09,320 And... 434 00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:11,262 Karishma... your son's fiancée... 435 00:28:11,332 --> 00:28:14,062 Oh ya... Karishma... so where's the 5th one? 436 00:28:15,102 --> 00:28:16,330 She's no longer with us... 437 00:28:16,804 --> 00:28:18,271 Sweet dish... 438 00:28:18,539 --> 00:28:20,530 Hey Prateeksha... wear something Decent, yes? 439 00:28:20,608 --> 00:28:22,633 I just haven't had the time... 440 00:28:23,778 --> 00:28:25,609 In this house, the two sisters Prateeksha and Meeta... 441 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,375 ...have no dress sense... 442 00:28:28,115 --> 00:28:29,480 Meeta is their sister? 443 00:28:31,385 --> 00:28:33,512 Nope, she's the mother of all! 444 00:28:33,621 --> 00:28:37,318 DO NOT utter her name... 445 00:28:37,658 --> 00:28:40,684 Relax Alpesh uncle... keep your peace... 446 00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:44,358 Excuse me... 447 00:28:47,301 --> 00:28:49,428 Do you want this event to shut down!? 448 00:28:57,345 --> 00:28:58,334 Karishma 449 00:29:00,414 --> 00:29:01,745 Meeta is your sister? 450 00:29:04,719 --> 00:29:06,346 How come you never told me? 451 00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:10,122 She ran away from home at Deeksha's wedding... 452 00:29:10,658 --> 00:29:13,650 If Alpesh uncle finds out, he will murder her... 453 00:29:13,728 --> 00:29:14,490 But... 454 00:29:14,562 --> 00:29:17,224 No one needs to know that she is back... 455 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:18,595 You could've at least told me? 456 00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:19,758 Please... 457 00:30:17,158 --> 00:30:18,216 Meeta... 458 00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:26,623 Meeta... 459 00:30:43,351 --> 00:30:44,318 Meeta... 460 00:30:45,586 --> 00:30:46,644 Meeta... 461 00:30:52,526 --> 00:30:53,720 Come... 462 00:30:56,664 --> 00:30:58,825 Bloody dog... this place is infested with mosquitos... 463 00:30:58,866 --> 00:31:00,299 Stop 'sir sir'ing me... 464 00:31:00,601 --> 00:31:01,898 ...what if she'd caught dengue? 465 00:31:02,169 --> 00:31:04,637 Ssir dengue mosquitoes don't bite at night 466 00:31:04,705 --> 00:31:05,899 They'll seek your permission before they bite... 467 00:31:06,207 --> 00:31:07,174 ...have you done research on dengue? 468 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:07,833 ...something must bite at night. 469 00:31:08,109 --> 00:31:09,542 Sssir, I think the malaria mosquitoes come out at night... 470 00:31:09,610 --> 00:31:10,838 Shut up... Hang up now! 471 00:31:14,815 --> 00:31:16,476 Mosquitoes never bite me... 472 00:31:18,853 --> 00:31:21,287 Sorry, I had no idea, this place 473 00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:22,515 It's okay... 474 00:31:30,664 --> 00:31:32,427 Are you sure, you don't want to eat something? 475 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:33,398 Yup 476 00:32:46,407 --> 00:32:46,805 Meeta 477 00:32:46,874 --> 00:32:47,465 Yup 478 00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:04,253 I want a wet to? 479 00:33:14,735 --> 00:33:15,497 Speak up! 480 00:33:16,704 --> 00:33:17,762 Can I get get a wet towel? 481 00:33:19,807 --> 00:33:20,774 Wet towel? 482 00:33:21,509 --> 00:33:22,441 Will a dry towel do? 483 00:33:22,676 --> 00:33:23,643 You can make it wet... 484 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:24,439 Ok. 485 00:33:27,248 --> 00:33:29,273 What do you need a wet towel for? 486 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,676 If you place a wet towel on your tummy, it kills your hunger! 487 00:33:32,186 --> 00:33:34,381 But I just asked you, if were hungry? 488 00:33:39,827 --> 00:33:41,692 It's the only thing open at this hour... 489 00:33:48,869 --> 00:33:49,767 Last order... 490 00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:52,271 2 half Chicken curries! And... 1 tomyum soup... split by two 491 00:33:52,339 --> 00:33:53,670 No, I don't want any soup... 492 00:34:01,348 --> 00:34:03,339 2 halves are always more than 1 full... 493 00:34:14,195 --> 00:34:15,184 Karishma... 494 00:34:15,729 --> 00:34:16,661 Karishma... 495 00:34:17,665 --> 00:34:18,723 Karishma... 496 00:34:20,501 --> 00:34:21,490 Karishma... 497 00:34:23,871 --> 00:34:24,860 Karishma... 498 00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:26,606 My name is Meeta... 499 00:34:31,345 --> 00:34:33,245 They say, If you think of hic the person thinking of you... 500 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,276 then... it stops the hiccups... 501 00:34:37,818 --> 00:34:39,376 Then you should definitely say my name... 502 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,286 ...cause I've been thinking of you, since the time I sat in your car... 503 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:48,428 Meeta... 504 00:34:51,532 --> 00:34:52,556 Meeta... 505 00:34:57,738 --> 00:35:01,333 See, a hiccup is essentially an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm 506 00:35:01,408 --> 00:35:02,705 which causes sudden closure of the epiglottis, 507 00:35:02,776 --> 00:35:04,209 which creates the 'hic' sound. 508 00:35:04,912 --> 00:35:06,174 And the remedy for that is 509 00:35:06,247 --> 00:35:09,648 to just let it be, but if it lasts too long, take medicines like 510 00:35:09,717 --> 00:35:11,651 maloperidol, nanoclopramide and florpromazine, 511 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,311 which won't be in the car... 512 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,812 There's another way... it's called the swimmer's remedy 513 00:35:19,193 --> 00:35:22,253 But you can't do this either, cause you are driving... 514 00:35:24,565 --> 00:35:26,533 HEY, HEY, HEY!!! 515 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,795 ARE YOU CRAZY?!? WHAT'S wRONG wlTH YOU?! 516 00:35:30,304 --> 00:35:31,771 The 3rd method is shock... 517 00:35:46,153 --> 00:35:47,677 Are you a doctor? 518 00:35:47,755 --> 00:35:48,744 Nope... 519 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:56,195 By the way... do you remember... the 'Flying fielders'? 520 00:36:07,241 --> 00:36:08,071 Black tea? 521 00:36:08,175 --> 00:36:09,233 No... there's no black tea 522 00:36:09,276 --> 00:36:10,675 Green Tea? - No... 523 00:36:11,178 --> 00:36:12,805 Tea? - I would love coffee. 524 00:36:13,847 --> 00:36:14,814 Tea? 525 00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:16,746 Not a word... 526 00:36:17,685 --> 00:36:19,448 Just pick it up! 527 00:36:22,089 --> 00:36:23,681 Bloody nonsense! 528 00:36:38,372 --> 00:36:41,500 Anant! Come down for breakfast... 529 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:46,636 Salt... 530 00:37:58,285 --> 00:38:02,745 Everyone's busy... who's going to take us saree-shopping to Bhuleshwar... 531 00:38:02,823 --> 00:38:03,755 Heh! 532 00:38:08,562 --> 00:38:10,052 You guys going to Bhuleshwar? 533 00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:11,290 I am also headed there. 534 00:38:11,565 --> 00:38:13,294 What a coincidence! You can come with me 535 00:38:14,701 --> 00:38:16,191 Excuse me, but who are you? 536 00:38:18,806 --> 00:38:19,704 But who are you? 537 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:21,698 I... I... am Saro 538 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,305 what kind of a name is that? 539 00:38:23,377 --> 00:38:25,106 It's Saraswati... 540 00:38:25,412 --> 00:38:27,141 I am Kabir's grandmother... 541 00:38:27,581 --> 00:38:31,540 I am Kabir's friend. - Friend? 542 00:38:36,123 --> 00:38:37,454 You're Kabir's friend? 543 00:38:38,258 --> 00:38:39,486 Where do you stay? 544 00:38:40,661 --> 00:38:42,094 Peoples Republic of China 545 00:38:42,796 --> 00:38:44,093 China? 546 00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:47,857 Kabir... you've never mentioned her... 547 00:38:48,735 --> 00:38:50,600 And she lives In China... 548 00:38:50,671 --> 00:38:52,468 and if you've never left Delhi... 549 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,730 ...how did the two of you meet? 550 00:38:55,309 --> 00:38:58,244 Err... online... err 551 00:39:13,494 --> 00:39:15,792 Please don't tell anyone who you are? 552 00:39:16,630 --> 00:39:17,688 But who am I? 553 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:19,797 You're Karishma's sister... 554 00:39:21,201 --> 00:39:23,169 ...but don't tell them... okay? 555 00:39:35,349 --> 00:39:39,615 Aunty... do you know all of Kanpur calls me 'The Kanpur-idol' 556 00:39:39,686 --> 00:39:40,653 Is it? 557 00:39:40,721 --> 00:39:45,249 If it wasn't for sheer bad luck, I would've even become the next Indian Idol 558 00:39:45,325 --> 00:39:46,656 Oh no... 559 00:39:46,727 --> 00:39:48,251 But, what happened? 560 00:39:49,229 --> 00:39:52,130 Every idol needs to beat the other 'idles'... 561 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:54,759 ...and more than anything impress the judges... 562 00:39:55,369 --> 00:39:59,169 ...I think the judges just failed to catch my drift 563 00:39:59,306 --> 00:40:00,500 what song did you sing? 564 00:40:02,142 --> 00:40:03,234 Here goes... 565 00:40:14,187 --> 00:40:16,849 "A hot cup of tea" 566 00:40:18,525 --> 00:40:21,153 "and my beloved to make me drink it up" 567 00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:24,129 "I don't care if she is black or white" 568 00:40:24,197 --> 00:40:27,530 "But someone who..." - "who will embrace me" 569 00:40:27,601 --> 00:40:29,796 "But someone who will embrace me" 570 00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:30,666 Yeah! 571 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:35,737 "I wish I could meet her and every sorrow would vanish" 572 00:40:47,588 --> 00:40:49,215 This is the song I sang 573 00:40:49,723 --> 00:40:50,815 Nice try. 574 00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:57,729 Take her for a 3D film... Imax! 575 00:40:57,798 --> 00:41:00,858 Dude, she gets pimples from wearing the 3D glasses... 576 00:41:01,635 --> 00:41:02,533 How the hell do you know? 577 00:41:02,603 --> 00:41:03,695 'Coz she told me! 578 00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:04,828 Why would she tell you? 579 00:41:05,405 --> 00:41:07,168 How do I know, why she told me?! 580 00:41:07,274 --> 00:41:08,571 Dude take her to a church... 581 00:41:08,642 --> 00:41:10,507 Afghan Church... Mahim Church... mosque... temple. 582 00:41:10,577 --> 00:41:12,602 Leave her at the doorstep of the Almighty and stop calling me! 583 00:41:12,746 --> 00:41:14,270 Hi, can you please remind Mr. Roy? 584 00:41:14,348 --> 00:41:15,645 I am waiting here for 40 minutes... 585 00:41:15,816 --> 00:41:16,680 Nikhil... 586 00:41:18,885 --> 00:41:21,217 I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. 587 00:41:24,224 --> 00:41:24,656 Hello? 588 00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:26,886 Nikhil... what guest house, is Meeta in? 589 00:41:27,427 --> 00:41:31,158 No... the guest house wasn't very good, so I brought her over to my house 590 00:41:31,231 --> 00:41:34,689 Are you crazy?! She's a drug addict, Nikhil!!! 591 00:41:34,768 --> 00:41:37,328 You can't trust her with anything... 592 00:41:38,138 --> 00:41:38,763 ...where is she right now? 593 00:41:39,206 --> 00:41:40,639 Faster... Buck up buck up. 594 00:41:40,741 --> 00:41:42,606 You, at the back... faster! 595 00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:45,174 She's pulling us all! So strong she is... 596 00:41:45,245 --> 00:41:47,270 Run, run, run! - Go easy... 597 00:41:47,447 --> 00:41:49,472 Too slow. Too slow. Don't stop. 598 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:50,481 Come on 599 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,450 wait... - C'mon, faster! 600 00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:54,749 Faster, faster. Come on 601 00:41:54,921 --> 00:41:57,412 Ya Karishma... she has taken mom to Bhuleshwar for saree-shopping... 602 00:41:57,457 --> 00:41:58,856 Are you a dunce? 603 00:41:58,925 --> 00:42:00,483 Our shop is right there... 604 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,551 Alpesh uncle will be there as well... if he spots her... 605 00:42:02,629 --> 00:42:06,497 Oh shit shit... Karishma gimme 5 minutes I'll call you back. 606 00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:07,430 Bye 607 00:42:09,770 --> 00:42:11,101 Family. 608 00:42:12,873 --> 00:42:14,670 Sir... how is Mrs. Roy? 609 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:18,802 Mrs. Roy? Yeah she's fine... 610 00:42:18,879 --> 00:42:22,406 There's a medical issue... Basically 611 00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:24,211 it's to do with her gall bladder... 612 00:42:24,284 --> 00:42:27,185 the doctor was saying whether it was also the knee... 613 00:42:27,254 --> 00:42:30,849 ...you know the knee... there's a lot of puss 614 00:42:31,124 --> 00:42:32,489 Can I meet you in 2 hours? 615 00:42:32,793 --> 00:42:35,728 No... I am so sorry, today is a bad day... 616 00:42:35,796 --> 00:42:37,354 Sir can you give me 50 million rupees? 617 00:42:38,699 --> 00:42:39,688 Actually sir... I am really sorry, 618 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,495 I have to go sir! Sorry sir... 619 00:42:43,470 --> 00:42:45,301 On the double! Hurry up... - Oh god! 620 00:42:45,372 --> 00:42:46,498 Stop stop! 621 00:42:46,573 --> 00:42:48,598 Wait, wAIT! 622 00:42:48,675 --> 00:42:50,165 My slipper has broken. 623 00:42:50,243 --> 00:42:51,267 Let's go... 624 00:42:51,344 --> 00:42:52,902 ...oh, broken, huh? - It's broken 625 00:42:53,146 --> 00:42:55,808 Don't pull, my wrist will break! 626 00:42:55,882 --> 00:42:57,713 You wait here... Don't leave this place... 627 00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:59,376 I will go get it fixed. 628 00:43:00,721 --> 00:43:03,281 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello... 629 00:43:03,824 --> 00:43:06,156 Damn this bloody signal! 630 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,821 Come on, almost there. 631 00:43:09,763 --> 00:43:11,754 Bloody hell... 632 00:43:12,265 --> 00:43:14,130 Faster, faster. 633 00:43:14,201 --> 00:43:16,465 I'm telling you next week. 634 00:43:18,438 --> 00:43:21,202 Gayatri! I think we've left Saro behind... 635 00:43:22,242 --> 00:43:22,765 Yup? 636 00:43:22,843 --> 00:43:24,333 We've left my sister behind... 637 00:43:24,411 --> 00:43:26,174 Even Abhinandan is missing... 638 00:43:26,246 --> 00:43:28,271 That's Kaveri sarees... wait right here... 639 00:43:28,348 --> 00:43:29,440 I'll fetch the others, okay. 640 00:43:29,516 --> 00:43:31,313 Kaveri? - Ok 641 00:43:39,893 --> 00:43:40,825 Hello? 642 00:43:40,894 --> 00:43:43,590 I asked you to stay there... ! where are the others? 643 00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:45,893 They went ahead no... 644 00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:47,691 Okay, don't move... I'll get the others. 645 00:43:47,734 --> 00:43:49,759 Okay? Okay? 646 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:50,894 Okay. 647 00:43:57,377 --> 00:43:59,675 We have never separated before this! 648 00:44:08,789 --> 00:44:10,313 What's your problem?! 649 00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:12,490 I told you stay put no? 650 00:44:13,493 --> 00:44:15,188 ...and where is that singing sensation? 651 00:44:16,163 --> 00:44:17,630 Didn't we leave him behind? 652 00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:20,598 What nonsense is this?! 653 00:44:21,101 --> 00:44:22,363 Ridiculous! 654 00:44:37,117 --> 00:44:39,244 Can you fix me... er this? 655 00:44:39,352 --> 00:44:41,377 I can fix your face! Should I? 656 00:44:42,322 --> 00:44:44,290 Really?! Can you? 657 00:44:44,591 --> 00:44:45,558 Just get lost... 658 00:44:46,359 --> 00:44:47,451 Sorry... 659 00:44:51,464 --> 00:44:52,624 You guys are driving me crazy! 660 00:44:52,699 --> 00:44:55,361 Arre I am standing here on one leg for the last ten minutes! 661 00:44:55,435 --> 00:44:57,198 Don't argue with me... 662 00:44:57,270 --> 00:44:58,328 Ridiculous! 663 00:44:59,673 --> 00:45:01,197 Now just wait here, okay?! 664 00:45:01,274 --> 00:45:02,298 Okay. 665 00:45:23,630 --> 00:45:25,393 What are you doing? 666 00:45:25,465 --> 00:45:26,762 Because I feel she is deaf... 667 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,391 I've asked her to stay put... 668 00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:31,835 ...however she is here one minute and there the other... 669 00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:34,866 Look, it's granny! 670 00:45:35,141 --> 00:45:37,473 SARO! - Lacho! 671 00:45:38,178 --> 00:45:39,406 Lacho! 672 00:45:39,479 --> 00:45:40,741 Saro! 673 00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:43,844 Clones?! 674 00:45:44,251 --> 00:45:47,311 Clown... that's what you are... They are twins! 675 00:45:47,387 --> 00:45:48,581 Dumbass... 676 00:45:48,622 --> 00:45:51,489 There's a signal problem. Yes, yes. 677 00:45:51,524 --> 00:45:52,752 C'mon! 678 00:45:53,693 --> 00:45:56,355 Hurry up... faster, faster! 679 00:46:03,169 --> 00:46:04,796 Welcome, please come in. 680 00:46:04,871 --> 00:46:07,533 Namaste, Namaste, Alpesh Bhai! - Please come 681 00:46:07,607 --> 00:46:08,596 Leave me! 682 00:46:10,243 --> 00:46:11,437 Where is that girl? 683 00:46:11,611 --> 00:46:12,543 Good she vanished... 684 00:46:12,612 --> 00:46:13,601 Leave me... 685 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,669 Nope... 686 00:46:14,748 --> 00:46:15,612 Please... leave me... 687 00:46:15,682 --> 00:46:20,449 let her go... she was terribly experi-MENTAL 688 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,509 I want to meet Pappa 689 00:46:21,588 --> 00:46:23,453 Shut up... you can't meet Pappa... 690 00:46:23,523 --> 00:46:24,353 Shut up... 691 00:46:32,699 --> 00:46:34,792 Mosquitoes were attacking her there... she wasn't eating... 692 00:46:34,868 --> 00:46:36,335 ...she put a wet towel over her tummy 693 00:46:36,403 --> 00:46:40,169 So get her dinner... but why did you get her home...? 694 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:41,264 Madam, salad... 695 00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:43,172 She's your sister Karishma! 696 00:46:43,243 --> 00:46:45,609 Just do what you're told... 697 00:46:46,579 --> 00:46:48,308 Have you managed the money yet? 698 00:46:48,448 --> 00:46:49,437 I am on it... 699 00:46:49,516 --> 00:46:51,484 You please focus on that! 700 00:46:51,885 --> 00:46:52,715 Ya. 701 00:47:03,229 --> 00:47:04,389 Hurry up... 702 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:08,595 Hurry up... we need to leave. 703 00:47:16,443 --> 00:47:17,603 Do you do drugs? 704 00:47:17,677 --> 00:47:18,735 Nope 705 00:47:21,181 --> 00:47:22,614 Then what are those pills you keep popping? 706 00:47:23,316 --> 00:47:24,078 Medicines... 707 00:47:24,451 --> 00:47:25,315 what medicines? 708 00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:30,348 Dichlorosystrin, zincodestrin and oxidisulphide... 709 00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:31,414 Are you unwell? 710 00:47:31,624 --> 00:47:32,352 Nope. 711 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:34,451 Then why do you take them? 712 00:47:34,494 --> 00:47:35,552 Coz I get these weird sensations... 713 00:47:35,628 --> 00:47:37,186 These pills control them. 714 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:38,861 What kind of sensations? 715 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,203 Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability, 716 00:47:45,271 --> 00:47:50,766 coughing, trembling, hallucinating... ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep... 717 00:48:08,128 --> 00:48:09,356 Hurry up everyone, 718 00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:12,262 the party is tomorrow, not next year! 719 00:48:13,066 --> 00:48:15,830 Hey crane operator! Can't you see?! 720 00:48:16,403 --> 00:48:17,495 Are you sober now? 721 00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:20,637 Do you even know how many side effects those pills have? 722 00:48:21,508 --> 00:48:22,736 Plenty of them 723 00:48:24,711 --> 00:48:27,544 Memory loss... definitely a gain in appetite... 724 00:48:27,614 --> 00:48:29,445 ...which is reduced considerably when you eat... 725 00:48:29,516 --> 00:48:33,316 ...when I pop in a lot of pills, my heart rate races to 300... 726 00:48:33,386 --> 00:48:37,755 ...when so much of blood is being pumped through my nose bleeds and... 727 00:48:38,591 --> 00:48:39,580 And? 728 00:48:39,659 --> 00:48:42,628 And... hypoglycemic shock... Coma... and eventually death... 729 00:48:47,233 --> 00:48:48,700 You're addicted to them... 730 00:48:49,569 --> 00:48:51,298 Nope... I've formulated them 15 days ago... 731 00:48:51,371 --> 00:48:53,134 ...it takes 21 for any addiction... 732 00:48:53,206 --> 00:48:54,730 That's what all junkies say. 733 00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:57,404 I am not an addict... 734 00:49:00,613 --> 00:49:02,240 I haven't touched them for 7 years now 735 00:49:04,384 --> 00:49:05,874 Ssir, ssir... 736 00:49:06,286 --> 00:49:07,810 Okay, C'mon guys... Listen up! 737 00:49:08,221 --> 00:49:10,746 Listen carefully... the music comes on first... 738 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:12,385 Then the drapes... 739 00:49:12,592 --> 00:49:13,786 Then the flowers... 740 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,118 fountains... 741 00:49:15,195 --> 00:49:16,184 then the crane... 742 00:49:16,262 --> 00:49:19,197 finally, the fireworks... okay?! 743 00:49:19,432 --> 00:49:20,558 Got it? 744 00:49:20,767 --> 00:49:22,632 You got it! - Imagine, this is Karishma 745 00:49:22,702 --> 00:49:24,067 Huh? 746 00:49:24,137 --> 00:49:25,536 C'mon man... 747 00:49:29,776 --> 00:49:31,073 Sit straight 748 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:35,673 Meeta... It's very funny, is it? 749 00:49:36,249 --> 00:49:37,773 Why don't you try? 750 00:49:38,485 --> 00:49:39,247 Come 751 00:49:39,285 --> 00:49:40,377 Dude, let it be... just sit 752 00:49:40,453 --> 00:49:42,444 No, No, why not let the lady try? 753 00:49:43,790 --> 00:49:45,087 Come 754 00:49:56,269 --> 00:49:58,635 Cool, let's go... Look here Karishma 755 00:49:59,105 --> 00:50:00,663 Listen, you go and... 756 00:50:01,641 --> 00:50:03,802 'Karishma' please look here... - Oh, sorry 757 00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:05,572 Pay attention okay? We're starting now 758 00:50:05,645 --> 00:50:07,340 Start the music... 759 00:50:07,413 --> 00:50:09,643 ...as soon as this happens, she will be surprised 760 00:50:20,527 --> 00:50:22,256 Start the damn music! 761 00:50:22,595 --> 00:50:24,187 Music... music! 762 00:50:25,131 --> 00:50:26,325 Music 763 00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:28,532 Go for it! Play! 764 00:50:28,601 --> 00:50:31,729 Music... music! - Salim! Music... not the crane! 765 00:50:31,804 --> 00:50:34,705 What are you doing Salim! Bring it down! 766 00:50:34,774 --> 00:50:38,266 Down, down! - Salim, are you crazy? 767 00:50:38,344 --> 00:50:40,437 We'll fall down! - Down, down! 768 00:50:42,415 --> 00:50:43,643 Stop the music! 769 00:50:46,486 --> 00:50:47,748 "A little unsaid" 770 00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:49,185 "A little undone" - Meeta... 771 00:50:49,255 --> 00:50:51,348 "A little of both" 772 00:50:51,691 --> 00:50:52,885 "Fleetingly it stays," 773 00:50:53,159 --> 00:50:54,387 "In a twinkle its gone" 774 00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:56,655 "Such a silly little feeling" - Sir must be feeling dizzy... 775 00:50:56,729 --> 00:51:00,859 "Yipeee... l'm such a hippie" ...just hold on to him or he'll fall, 776 00:51:00,934 --> 00:51:04,563 "we dance, we prance... reach for the ceiling." 777 00:51:04,637 --> 00:51:06,502 "However hard i resist," 778 00:51:06,539 --> 00:51:09,702 "These hips do shake 'n twist," 779 00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:11,801 "To the tune of the beat," 780 00:51:11,878 --> 00:51:14,403 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 781 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,176 "I gotta shake it like Shammi" 782 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:19,115 "I gotta shake it, shake it..." 783 00:51:19,419 --> 00:51:28,191 HELP! HELP ME! I can't breathe... Help! Help! I'll fall down! 784 00:51:30,396 --> 00:51:33,229 "A steadfast gaze upon you," 785 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:39,203 "Reside forever within your eyes." 786 00:51:40,206 --> 00:51:45,234 "Drive myself all crazy," 787 00:51:45,912 --> 00:51:51,509 "And keep you full of mirth," 788 00:51:51,818 --> 00:51:54,844 "Keep a steadfast gaze on you." 789 00:52:08,434 --> 00:52:10,197 I feel new sensations... 790 00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:12,670 ...as if fountains of cool water are breaking out 791 00:52:12,739 --> 00:52:14,366 underneath while fireworks are going off above 792 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,737 while we are swinging through it all... 793 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:23,107 Ssir... If this happens tomorrow, The party will be a disaster! 794 00:52:23,616 --> 00:52:26,449 How will you impress Karishma? 795 00:52:30,556 --> 00:52:31,682 All okay? 796 00:52:31,858 --> 00:52:33,325 Solid pressure... 797 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,489 Me go first... 798 00:52:35,828 --> 00:52:36,624 I can sing for you... 799 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:38,357 No thanks... its all yours... 800 00:52:38,431 --> 00:52:40,262 You sure? - Oui... I'm sure 801 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,124 Thanks Bro. 802 00:52:44,137 --> 00:52:46,765 Arre Kaveriji, where has the sugar disappeared? 803 00:52:48,841 --> 00:52:51,139 Mom... my chocolates are missing... 804 00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:53,371 Don't lie... you ate them. 805 00:52:53,446 --> 00:52:54,538 Open your mouth 806 00:52:58,351 --> 00:53:01,479 Since dawn you are in and out of the loo? Upset tummy? 807 00:53:01,521 --> 00:53:03,216 No... upset MIND! 808 00:53:03,423 --> 00:53:05,288 All the toothpastes from the house have vanished! 809 00:53:05,358 --> 00:53:08,350 It's our son's wedding and all you care about is toothpaste? 810 00:53:08,428 --> 00:53:09,725 I care about the theft 811 00:53:10,196 --> 00:53:12,687 "she slips out in the night, creates confusion," 812 00:53:12,765 --> 00:53:15,325 "she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery" 813 00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:17,767 "she's gone crazy, her brain is racing," 814 00:53:17,837 --> 00:53:20,499 "she has mixed all the food together" 815 00:53:21,507 --> 00:53:22,565 "everything is mixed," 816 00:53:22,642 --> 00:53:25,440 Karishma please talk to Pappa today... 817 00:53:25,511 --> 00:53:26,842 It's been 3 days, please... 818 00:53:30,450 --> 00:53:31,747 "Business with your own money is a no no," 819 00:53:31,818 --> 00:53:33,183 "no favouring anyone when it comes to money," 820 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:35,516 "paying someone even after the credit period is a no no, boom boom partyy" 821 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:37,419 "There's complete confusion" 822 00:53:37,490 --> 00:53:38,218 Hello... 823 00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:40,282 Meeta - "House in trouble. Everything is upside down" 824 00:53:40,326 --> 00:53:42,658 Excuse me Meeta. - "It's a strange situation" 825 00:53:42,729 --> 00:53:44,822 "She's a gangster" 826 00:53:45,631 --> 00:53:48,156 "She's a thief" - She's called twice since morning... 827 00:53:48,201 --> 00:53:50,567 "There's a dark spot on the moon" 828 00:53:50,703 --> 00:53:51,670 "Plenty of trouble" 829 00:53:51,738 --> 00:53:53,797 "She's the prime suspect" 830 00:53:56,709 --> 00:53:59,337 "she talks sometimes in gujrati, at times english and also at times in chinese" 831 00:53:59,412 --> 00:54:02,176 "she slips out in the night, creates confusion," 832 00:54:02,248 --> 00:54:04,682 "shes herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery" 833 00:54:04,751 --> 00:54:07,219 "shes gone crazy, her brain is racing," 834 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,618 "she has mixed all the food together" 835 00:54:09,689 --> 00:54:11,088 "Business with your own money is a no no," 836 00:54:11,157 --> 00:54:12,283 "giving proper bills to customers is a no no," 837 00:54:12,358 --> 00:54:13,450 "cutting ur profits everyday is a no no," 838 00:54:13,526 --> 00:54:14,720 "paying sales tax is a complete no no," 839 00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:16,159 "Business with your own money is a no no," 840 00:54:16,229 --> 00:54:17,355 "no favouring anyone when it comes to money," 841 00:54:17,430 --> 00:54:18,488 "paying someone even after the credit period is a no no," 842 00:54:18,564 --> 00:54:20,361 "showing ur extravagance to people is a no no" 843 00:54:21,868 --> 00:54:24,837 "she see yellow when its red and white when its yellow, when she pops some pills" 844 00:54:25,238 --> 00:54:26,364 "when the whole village listens to..." 845 00:54:26,406 --> 00:54:29,204 "...a daayro(gujrati folk music)she likes listening to techno music" 846 00:54:29,742 --> 00:54:31,710 "There's complete confusion" 847 00:54:31,744 --> 00:54:34,713 "no it cant be," - "House in trouble. Everything is upside down" 848 00:54:34,781 --> 00:54:37,181 "It's a strange situation" 849 00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:38,740 "She's a gangster" 850 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,149 "no my friend" 851 00:54:40,219 --> 00:54:42,119 "She's a thief" 852 00:54:45,191 --> 00:54:47,159 "Plenty of trouble" 853 00:54:47,226 --> 00:54:49,626 "She's the prime suspect" 854 00:54:53,566 --> 00:54:55,534 "she slips out in the night, creates confusion," 855 00:54:55,601 --> 00:54:57,831 "she's herself mixed the chillies with the jaggery" 856 00:54:57,904 --> 00:54:59,531 "she's gone crazy, her brain is racing," 857 00:54:59,605 --> 00:55:01,300 "she has mixed all the food together" 858 00:55:01,374 --> 00:55:02,898 "cant be my brother, cant be my god, cant be my lord," 859 00:55:03,176 --> 00:55:04,734 "cant be the one doing wrong stuff" 860 00:55:06,779 --> 00:55:08,508 "does this toothpaste have sugar" 861 00:55:08,581 --> 00:55:11,345 "she slips out... she slips out" 862 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:13,715 "There's complete confusion" 863 00:55:13,786 --> 00:55:16,380 "House in trouble. Everything is upside down" 864 00:55:16,422 --> 00:55:18,515 "It's a strange situation" 865 00:55:18,591 --> 00:55:20,456 "She's a gangster" 866 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:25,361 "everything is mixed up, everything is confusion" 867 00:55:26,466 --> 00:55:28,093 "BOOM BOOM PARTY!" 868 00:55:28,167 --> 00:55:31,193 Nikhil, bro you can't be late for your own party! 869 00:55:31,270 --> 00:55:33,568 You guys leave... I'll come 870 00:55:43,115 --> 00:55:44,377 Bye... 871 00:55:45,485 --> 00:55:47,817 Can I also come? I want to meet Pappa 872 00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:55,421 Thank you for coming. - Congratulations! 873 00:55:55,528 --> 00:55:57,758 No, no... Thanks, bye. 874 00:56:00,666 --> 00:56:03,533 Man don't you think this is the perfect time to relaunch Meeta? 875 00:56:03,603 --> 00:56:05,264 "Return of Meeta!" 876 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,772 Yup if you want to kill Papa, its a deadly idea... 877 00:56:27,527 --> 00:56:29,119 Should I worry about Deeksha's wedding... 878 00:56:29,195 --> 00:56:30,526 ...or keep running behind this crazy girl? 879 00:56:30,596 --> 00:56:31,858 I am fed up of this... 880 00:56:37,236 --> 00:56:41,195 Pappa... My project? 881 00:56:41,274 --> 00:56:44,141 Look at her... 882 00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:49,480 I'd said - don't be lenient, you didn't listen. 883 00:56:50,116 --> 00:56:54,212 Don't send her away to study, you did. 884 00:56:54,554 --> 00:56:57,216 Don't let her stay by herself, you did... 885 00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:59,557 ...and today you let her into the wedding... 886 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,559 what's the issue with me here at the wedding? 887 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:02,491 Shutup! 888 00:57:03,129 --> 00:57:05,859 I have an issue with you! 889 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:14,406 Your torn jeans, your unmade hair! 890 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:17,237 She doesn't look like a girl from any angle. 891 00:57:17,677 --> 00:57:22,137 Devesh she is going to bring home a bride! 892 00:57:22,381 --> 00:57:24,508 Right or wrong? Speak up now 893 00:57:25,685 --> 00:57:27,812 Make up your mind, you want me to Shut up, or speak? 894 00:57:28,087 --> 00:57:28,746 Shut up! 895 00:57:34,126 --> 00:57:35,650 Treat me with respect... 896 00:57:38,464 --> 00:57:40,523 ...or I will kill you... 897 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:45,433 You've spoilt her, deal with her... 898 00:57:46,739 --> 00:57:48,104 Imbecile! 899 00:57:59,185 --> 00:58:01,346 But Pappa... my project?! 900 00:58:10,096 --> 00:58:11,290 Pappa, please 901 00:58:11,364 --> 00:58:12,331 Enough Meeta... 902 00:58:13,232 --> 00:58:16,429 ...there's a wedding on... wear some decent clothes 903 00:58:29,315 --> 00:58:33,149 The day before Deeksha's wedding she ran away with all the money... 904 00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:34,516 Papa had a heart attack on the day of wedding... 905 00:58:34,587 --> 00:58:36,248 ...and instead of bidding the bride adieu, he was in the ICU. 906 00:58:36,389 --> 00:58:38,357 She's been gone since then, 907 00:58:39,191 --> 00:58:41,352 and you want to relaunch that Meeta?! 908 00:58:41,427 --> 00:58:42,655 Very good! 909 00:58:42,862 --> 00:58:44,124 Err... 910 00:58:44,597 --> 00:58:45,529 what? 911 00:58:46,832 --> 00:58:48,561 Err... - "Err" what? 912 00:58:49,235 --> 00:58:50,429 Meeta... in the car! 913 00:58:50,503 --> 00:58:51,663 WHAT?! 914 00:58:58,310 --> 00:59:00,210 Shit! - What happened? 915 00:59:00,279 --> 00:59:02,509 She was right here! - Where's she now? 916 00:59:02,548 --> 00:59:04,880 Everyone calls me Bachu! - Meetu? 917 00:59:47,293 --> 00:59:49,591 Fatty - you are falling out of your clothes! 918 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,721 Do you still steal food from other's plates? 919 00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:53,560 What are you doing here? 920 00:59:53,866 --> 00:59:55,163 What are you -? 921 00:59:57,169 --> 00:59:58,568 What are you doing here? 922 01:00:01,340 --> 01:00:02,830 Come with me! 923 01:00:03,109 --> 01:00:04,269 I want to dance! - Quiet! 924 01:00:04,343 --> 01:00:05,367 Karishma, what is she doing here? 925 01:00:05,444 --> 01:00:07,537 Deeksha, please don't tell anyone... I'll just come back! 926 01:00:07,613 --> 01:00:09,103 Karishma! 927 01:00:19,325 --> 01:00:20,758 Pappa. 928 01:00:36,642 --> 01:00:39,475 Nikhil, I can't believe you did this! Are you crazy?! 929 01:00:39,545 --> 01:00:41,672 How many times did I say not to bring her here? 930 01:00:41,747 --> 01:00:43,339 When are you going to get some brains? 931 01:00:43,415 --> 01:00:44,609 You can't do one thing right! 932 01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:45,843 I can't get through to Kabir... 933 01:00:45,918 --> 01:00:48,648 Hurry up and leave Kabir... Leave the phone... Just hurry up and go! 934 01:00:48,721 --> 01:00:51,315 Yup... Ya! - What if Pappa sees her?! 935 01:00:51,390 --> 01:00:52,618 Do whatever you feel like with her... 936 01:00:52,725 --> 01:00:54,454 ...Iock her in a room... or leave her by the roadside... 937 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,686 I don't care! 938 01:00:56,729 --> 01:00:59,197 You're hurting me! - Just get in 939 01:01:10,509 --> 01:01:11,533 Vada Pav? 940 01:01:12,611 --> 01:01:13,737 Should we eat? 941 01:01:15,381 --> 01:01:16,609 I haven't had one in years... 942 01:01:19,485 --> 01:01:22,454 I am really hungry... I've not eaten anything since lunch... please! 943 01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:26,384 I am not going to stop even if you die of hunger! 944 01:01:26,692 --> 01:01:28,159 You are a curse... 945 01:01:28,427 --> 01:01:30,793 ...the devil incarnate! 946 01:01:31,831 --> 01:01:33,628 Everything was set... 947 01:01:33,799 --> 01:01:35,562 I'd planned such a grand surprise... 948 01:01:35,668 --> 01:01:37,397 She would've forgiven me... 949 01:01:38,871 --> 01:01:40,463 but you've ruined everything! 950 01:01:41,273 --> 01:01:42,763 To hell with Vada pav... 951 01:02:07,399 --> 01:02:09,731 why do you keep doing that? Are you going blind?! 952 01:02:10,436 --> 01:02:12,199 Where's Nikhil? 953 01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:17,375 Err... he... he's gone out... something came up 954 01:02:18,143 --> 01:02:21,840 The payment for the event has been made, yes? I can enjoy, yes? 955 01:02:23,515 --> 01:02:25,710 Only 5 Vada Pavs... please. 956 01:02:41,634 --> 01:02:42,396 Hello... 957 01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:43,366 Nikhil... 958 01:02:43,435 --> 01:02:44,800 Nope... He's gone to get Vada Pav... 959 01:02:44,870 --> 01:02:45,837 And who are you? 960 01:02:45,905 --> 01:02:47,600 He's come - Take this. 961 01:02:51,510 --> 01:02:53,671 Pappa... No No... I'll be there... 962 01:02:53,746 --> 01:02:55,179 Right away! 963 01:03:22,474 --> 01:03:24,772 Hello George... the car's stalled... 964 01:03:25,177 --> 01:03:26,576 Ya, I'll text you where... 965 01:03:37,389 --> 01:03:38,856 Give me money... I'm still hungry 966 01:03:52,371 --> 01:03:53,770 Heh... It's not opening? 967 01:03:58,510 --> 01:04:00,307 What did you think... we're out on a date in this rain? 968 01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:01,607 Shall I get you some wine?! 969 01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:03,875 We're locked in Meeta... why can't you get it?! 970 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,611 Move... you're blocking the light 971 01:04:44,123 --> 01:04:44,851 what's the matter? 972 01:04:45,124 --> 01:04:47,183 The battery's dead... - So, what next? 973 01:04:53,198 --> 01:04:57,498 AC to DC... If I charge it then... energy 974 01:04:57,569 --> 01:04:59,696 Do you have a laptop charger? - It's in the car... 975 01:04:59,772 --> 01:05:02,172 Do what you have to, I need to get back to the party! 976 01:05:02,241 --> 01:05:02,798 Yup 977 01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:04,536 How will the battery get charged here? 978 01:05:23,529 --> 01:05:26,089 You're a Chemical engineer from llT... 979 01:05:26,632 --> 01:05:28,259 Then why did you have to steal and run? 980 01:05:28,567 --> 01:05:30,501 I needed funds for my project... 981 01:05:30,803 --> 01:05:33,567 Pappa refused... he thought I wanted to buy drugs... 982 01:05:33,639 --> 01:05:35,334 I had no other option 983 01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:39,607 Damn cool ya! Why don't I get such ideas? 984 01:05:41,613 --> 01:05:43,410 What did you do there all these years? 985 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:50,713 From here I went to a University in China, for my PhD. 986 01:05:50,789 --> 01:05:53,781 3 years later my PhD was over, and so was the grant... 987 01:05:53,859 --> 01:05:55,588 But the research wasn't. 988 01:05:56,128 --> 01:05:57,891 So I borrowed funds from a private investor... 989 01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:01,428 ...and opened a lab where I am doing my research. 990 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:04,765 And I've made this till now... 991 01:06:10,476 --> 01:06:12,637 This is what you've made after 7 years... 992 01:06:14,146 --> 01:06:17,673 Forget Pappa even I wouldn't give you money for this 993 01:06:26,658 --> 01:06:28,148 It's a high density polymer. 994 01:06:28,727 --> 01:06:30,558 The material's density is increased so much that... 995 01:06:30,629 --> 01:06:32,722 ...millions of molecules become one single molecule. 996 01:06:32,798 --> 01:06:35,096 This material then does not absorb any energy. 997 01:06:35,167 --> 01:06:36,327 It only reflects. 998 01:06:37,136 --> 01:06:42,699 That's what this ball is made from and it will keep bouncing until... 999 01:06:45,310 --> 01:06:47,301 It's stopped by an external force. 1000 01:06:49,448 --> 01:06:51,109 I think your battery's charged... 1001 01:06:55,821 --> 01:06:57,789 Dude, let's launch this ball at the cricket league opening ceremony... 1002 01:06:58,290 --> 01:07:00,281 All the batsmen, will lose it! 1003 01:07:02,161 --> 01:07:03,185 This ball can provide electricity 1004 01:07:03,262 --> 01:07:06,857 For an entire apartment building For 24 hours... non-stop. 1005 01:07:20,646 --> 01:07:23,706 Hey, Hey guys! Don't leave now... please stay na? Please... ya 1006 01:07:26,351 --> 01:07:28,785 Just wait dude... I'm coming! Just wait! 1007 01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:30,319 Hi! 1008 01:07:30,689 --> 01:07:33,249 Just come with me for a second... I have a surprise for you 1009 01:07:36,328 --> 01:07:37,590 what were you doing till now? 1010 01:07:38,197 --> 01:07:41,860 I was dropping her off... I wasn't on the beach! 1011 01:07:42,668 --> 01:07:44,158 What do I know... 1012 01:07:46,338 --> 01:07:47,362 Karishma 1013 01:07:48,707 --> 01:07:51,471 Karishma, just come for a sec 1014 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:53,839 Everything's ready... please just come 1015 01:07:54,146 --> 01:07:55,841 Please Karishma, don't go like this it's very embarrassing... 1016 01:07:56,114 --> 01:07:57,604 You deserve it... 1017 01:08:00,452 --> 01:08:02,249 Sorry - Be careful 1018 01:08:47,699 --> 01:08:50,224 Open your fists like this... Now stretch... you'll feel good 1019 01:08:52,838 --> 01:08:57,298 Like how kids sleep... with wide, Open arms... no baggage... stress free... 1020 01:08:58,510 --> 01:09:00,205 Kids don't suffer breaks ups... 1021 01:09:00,345 --> 01:09:01,437 Exactly. 1022 01:09:01,713 --> 01:09:04,181 Only adults complicate & stress their lives... 1023 01:09:04,249 --> 01:09:07,241 ...like these tightly closed fists... 1024 01:09:17,562 --> 01:09:18,586 what do you want? 1025 01:09:20,432 --> 01:09:21,330 Please just do it... 1026 01:09:28,173 --> 01:09:29,197 Breathe in... 1027 01:09:32,244 --> 01:09:33,575 ...Breathe out 1028 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:36,506 Breathe in... 1029 01:09:37,649 --> 01:09:39,139 ...Breathe out 1030 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,584 Karishma is never happy with anything I do... 1031 01:09:44,456 --> 01:09:46,117 ...and then she'll break up... for any damn reason... 1032 01:09:46,425 --> 01:09:47,687 sometimes even without one. 1033 01:09:49,161 --> 01:09:51,095 Then why don't you break up with her? 1034 01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:54,198 Is it some sort of a motto you sisters have around break-ups? 1035 01:09:56,335 --> 01:09:58,098 We've have broken up regularly each month in the last seven years, 1036 01:09:58,170 --> 01:09:59,467 like a mortgage payment. 1037 01:10:00,105 --> 01:10:02,505 Many times I have felt like walking away... 1038 01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:04,569 ...but fear that... 1039 01:10:05,310 --> 01:10:09,474 ...she will not come chasing after me to cajole or explain... 1040 01:10:11,283 --> 01:10:12,841 why don't you try leaving her once? 1041 01:10:13,452 --> 01:10:14,783 I don't want to leaver her! 1042 01:10:16,455 --> 01:10:17,820 It only takes 2 seconds to leave... 1043 01:10:18,590 --> 01:10:20,490 ...but what about the heartache that follows? 1044 01:10:21,226 --> 01:10:24,320 And what's the guarantee, that the next girl you meet will be perfect? 1045 01:10:24,896 --> 01:10:28,423 So you keep breaking up, till you meet someone perfect?! 1046 01:10:29,568 --> 01:10:31,627 Like animals... 1047 01:10:35,774 --> 01:10:40,302 It's easy to walk away man... 1048 01:10:40,512 --> 01:10:42,139 ...but to make a relationship work, 1049 01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:45,274 there need to be adjustments... sacrifices... 1050 01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:53,450 That's quite a pragmatic thought... 1051 01:10:54,526 --> 01:10:56,551 But it's also depressing and unromantic. 1052 01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:02,758 Tell me why have you come back? 1053 01:11:04,703 --> 01:11:05,829 To steal... 1054 01:11:07,172 --> 01:11:08,332 Steal?! 1055 01:11:10,575 --> 01:11:11,735 Do it... 1056 01:11:20,185 --> 01:11:21,618 Isn't it like this? 1057 01:11:22,587 --> 01:11:24,214 You can do this also... 1058 01:12:03,836 --> 01:12:05,201 Aunty c'mon... they're calling you 1059 01:12:05,338 --> 01:12:07,329 Gargi, I can't find my necklace. 1060 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:08,134 What? 1061 01:12:09,809 --> 01:12:11,208 Is Nikhil asleep? 1062 01:12:11,778 --> 01:12:13,405 No Pappa! He must be around... 1063 01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:14,946 You can't meet Pappa right now! 1064 01:12:15,014 --> 01:12:16,106 Don't argue! 1065 01:12:16,182 --> 01:12:18,082 You're not listening... Just go upstairs right now 1066 01:12:18,151 --> 01:12:19,243 Nikhil... 1067 01:12:19,986 --> 01:12:21,476 ...Everybody's waiting for 1068 01:12:22,321 --> 01:12:23,811 Go upstairs, I'll come. 1069 01:12:25,892 --> 01:12:27,189 What is she doing here? 1070 01:12:27,326 --> 01:12:27,985 Nothing. 1071 01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,755 What if Pappa sees her? Everyone is here! 1072 01:12:29,829 --> 01:12:31,763 Don't worry. She's going. 1073 01:12:31,898 --> 01:12:33,160 Gimme two minutes 1074 01:12:33,232 --> 01:12:35,792 Hurry up... Everyone's waiting... 1075 01:12:37,003 --> 01:12:38,766 Just come with me 1076 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:42,464 Just let me see Pappa once? - No! 1077 01:12:42,775 --> 01:12:43,764 Stay here... You cannot come down. 1078 01:12:43,843 --> 01:12:45,037 So, I need to lock you in. 1079 01:12:45,812 --> 01:12:46,904 I won't come down... 1080 01:12:46,979 --> 01:12:49,846 I trust Meeta... but I don't trust Meeta 2.0... your 'after-pills' version! 1081 01:12:50,850 --> 01:12:52,078 What if I need to use the loo? 1082 01:12:52,385 --> 01:12:53,852 Hold it... you're not a kid! 1083 01:12:58,257 --> 01:13:00,282 The diamond necklace is missing. 1084 01:13:01,093 --> 01:13:03,323 It's not where I had left it. 1085 01:13:16,209 --> 01:13:17,506 I am sorry for yesterday... 1086 01:13:18,911 --> 01:13:19,878 It's okay... 1087 01:13:32,225 --> 01:13:34,216 Of course I am late, there was a ceremony at home... 1088 01:13:34,293 --> 01:13:36,056 You brief Adnani, I'll just reach there 1089 01:13:36,462 --> 01:13:38,191 Ya, don't worry... I'll get there 1090 01:13:38,865 --> 01:13:41,197 Shit! Salim... I forgot to wear my lucky trousers... 1091 01:13:41,868 --> 01:13:43,028 I'll get there, okay. 1092 01:13:46,372 --> 01:13:48,033 It's a necklace, not a shoe! 1093 01:13:48,107 --> 01:13:50,337 I think I found Sita uncle's shirt under the sofa! 1094 01:13:50,376 --> 01:13:52,401 How much was it for? 1095 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,248 Maa... what's happening here? 1096 01:13:56,749 --> 01:13:58,273 The necklace is missing... 1097 01:13:58,818 --> 01:14:00,877 Your Dad is investigating inside... 1098 01:14:02,154 --> 01:14:03,416 Papa! 1099 01:14:07,293 --> 01:14:08,783 Shit! 1100 01:14:21,807 --> 01:14:22,967 I am so sorry... 1101 01:14:30,349 --> 01:14:34,149 I borrowed this saree from Gargi... 1102 01:14:49,101 --> 01:14:50,432 I drink a lot of water... 1103 01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:52,864 So... I couldn't control 1104 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,102 I'm really sorry... 1105 01:15:08,287 --> 01:15:09,948 Hi... l'm here to see Mr. Adnani. 1106 01:15:10,022 --> 01:15:11,922 Sure, please have a seat I'll call the manager. 1107 01:15:11,991 --> 01:15:13,390 He'll take you in. 1108 01:15:26,973 --> 01:15:28,941 Sir, 50 million is loose change 1109 01:15:29,208 --> 01:15:31,369 For you... you've changed the fates of so many industries... 1110 01:15:31,744 --> 01:15:33,075 Now please change our fates too... 1111 01:15:33,145 --> 01:15:34,976 No, I can't give you money... Sorry... 1112 01:15:36,182 --> 01:15:37,046 why? 1113 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,112 I am Mukesh Adnani. 1114 01:15:40,353 --> 01:15:44,255 I have been a game-changer in Robotics, IT, Bio Tech, and what not... 1115 01:15:44,323 --> 01:15:46,723 ...and you are begging me for 50 million? 1116 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:48,726 What game can you possibly change with 50 million? 1117 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,261 I don't want to be a game-changer... 1118 01:15:50,329 --> 01:15:52,456 I just want to get married... and for that I need 50 million! 1119 01:15:53,699 --> 01:15:56,259 I'll give the money. I should have it in a couple of days... 1120 01:15:56,335 --> 01:15:58,997 Thanks but I don't want a penny from your family... 1121 01:15:59,705 --> 01:16:01,900 I started a business to make Karishma happy... 1122 01:16:02,108 --> 01:16:02,938 She is nowhere close to being pleased... 1123 01:16:03,009 --> 01:16:05,842 But I've lost the little self-respect I had from this constant begging! 1124 01:16:10,916 --> 01:16:13,407 You clearly hate what you do... 1125 01:16:14,787 --> 01:16:15,811 Okay 1126 01:16:16,922 --> 01:16:18,219 Actually you know, I... 1127 01:16:19,725 --> 01:16:20,714 ...forget it 1128 01:16:24,363 --> 01:16:25,762 Keep this a secret... 1129 01:16:26,198 --> 01:16:27,756 ...certainly from my dad... 1130 01:16:28,267 --> 01:16:29,996 I should've become a police officer... 1131 01:16:30,503 --> 01:16:31,367 IPS 1132 01:16:33,139 --> 01:16:34,037 well become one now... 1133 01:16:34,073 --> 01:16:35,005 You crazy? 1134 01:16:35,041 --> 01:16:37,305 ...After seven years of attempted entrepreneurship, IPS seems good... 1135 01:16:37,743 --> 01:16:39,734 Had I become a cop I may have liked to be a thief... 1136 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,445 ...there's no guarantee on what the mind will like next... 1137 01:16:42,048 --> 01:16:44,949 A guarantee in love, a guarantee in work, a guarantee over the mind... 1138 01:16:45,418 --> 01:16:47,443 ...might as well have been born with a guarantee card 1139 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:48,950 Now can you stay quiet... 1140 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:51,888 ...I have an important meeting and it is my last chance... 1141 01:16:52,258 --> 01:16:52,815 Uh... 1142 01:16:52,892 --> 01:16:54,018 Quiet! 1143 01:17:06,806 --> 01:17:07,431 Just tell me... 1144 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:10,106 There are no 'last chances' only second chances! 1145 01:17:13,746 --> 01:17:14,838 Mr. Nikhil... 1146 01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:17,849 Ya 1147 01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:25,117 You're late by an hour. 1148 01:17:25,257 --> 01:17:26,724 Ya... Sorry... 1149 01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:27,486 traffic... 1150 01:17:28,327 --> 01:17:31,023 Sir, just say yes and change our fates 1151 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:35,797 The meeting's in here? 1152 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:38,336 If you'd come any later, it would've been in the shower room. 1153 01:17:39,805 --> 01:17:43,764 Ssssir, please change our fate too... 1154 01:17:46,145 --> 01:17:47,874 Hi Sir... Nikhil... 1155 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,248 Sir I'm a huge huge... fan... 1156 01:17:56,021 --> 01:17:58,455 Its such an honour to sit with you sir... 1157 01:18:12,238 --> 01:18:14,399 Sir I'm not here for 50 million... 1158 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:18,203 I'm here to share an idea... 1159 01:18:18,811 --> 01:18:20,108 ...to change a game... 1160 01:18:21,313 --> 01:18:22,940 I'm sure you watch cricket? 1161 01:18:24,350 --> 01:18:26,011 How was it played initially? 1162 01:18:26,218 --> 01:18:29,119 A batsman would hit the ball, and if the ball were to get stuck in a tree, 1163 01:18:29,188 --> 01:18:31,816 until the fielder returned the ball back to the wicketkeeper, 1164 01:18:31,891 --> 01:18:33,449 batsman could keep taking runs... 1165 01:18:33,826 --> 01:18:36,260 Finally they introduced boundaries, so that matches could get over... 1166 01:18:36,495 --> 01:18:38,759 ...started playing test matches... 1167 01:18:38,898 --> 01:18:40,490 ...when they got bored with that one-days... 1168 01:18:40,766 --> 01:18:43,132 ...and today after 20 years 20-20... 1169 01:18:44,436 --> 01:18:46,199 ...but what after this? 1170 01:18:46,438 --> 01:18:47,996 What are we going to do next? 1171 01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,865 Next is what?! 1172 01:18:51,744 --> 01:18:52,938 10 overs cricket maybe? 1173 01:18:55,047 --> 01:18:59,074 Correct but after that what? 0-0 is not a possibility... 1174 01:18:59,752 --> 01:19:00,980 ...so think for a minute... 1175 01:19:01,053 --> 01:19:03,988 ...what if I were to tell that the cricket field is a revolving disc... 1176 01:19:04,290 --> 01:19:07,316 and within the 15 yard circle 2 flying fielders... 1177 01:19:07,393 --> 01:19:08,985 ...who will catch the ball mid-air. 1178 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:12,862 Sir, imagine if I was the idea and you were the technology... 1179 01:19:13,265 --> 01:19:16,894 ...then our kite would soar high up in the sky! 1180 01:19:55,341 --> 01:19:56,968 Don't you wanna know, how my meeting was? 1181 01:19:57,776 --> 01:19:59,073 I know... you didn't get the money... 1182 01:19:59,945 --> 01:20:01,105 How did you know? 1183 01:20:01,914 --> 01:20:03,381 If you'd gotten it, you would've been on the phone... 1184 01:20:03,449 --> 01:20:05,940 ...yelling & shouting orders... 1185 01:20:09,255 --> 01:20:10,813 How do you know, that's what I would be doing... 1186 01:20:12,825 --> 01:20:14,156 You are the oxygen to my double hydrogen... 1187 01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:15,887 ...the chemistry between us flows like water... 1188 01:20:19,164 --> 01:20:20,188 Sir, H2O 1189 01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:22,057 Oh! Thanks! 1190 01:20:27,473 --> 01:20:30,909 Ssir, this was our last chance... 1191 01:20:31,143 --> 01:20:33,703 Salim!!! There are no 'last chances'- only second chances! 1192 01:20:36,482 --> 01:20:37,744 Thanks. - Mention not 1193 01:20:37,816 --> 01:20:41,274 Me and Gargi had an argument today because, 1194 01:20:41,353 --> 01:20:41,978 Cheers! 1195 01:20:42,054 --> 01:20:44,045 I think she should cut her hair 1196 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:49,056 I hope Meeta is coming? 1197 01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:50,895 Why? 1198 01:20:50,963 --> 01:20:54,262 She's too much fun to drink with... 1199 01:20:59,371 --> 01:21:03,000 But, what she is doing at the gate. 1200 01:21:06,912 --> 01:21:08,311 Hold this... 1201 01:21:11,784 --> 01:21:14,412 Hold on! Where are you going? 1202 01:21:15,321 --> 01:21:16,913 I'm going home... - why? 1203 01:21:17,156 --> 01:21:18,714 I want to meet my Pappa... 1204 01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:20,088 Can't you wait for one day... 1205 01:21:20,159 --> 01:21:22,957 I haven't even seen Pappa, since I've come back... 1206 01:21:33,138 --> 01:21:34,696 You can only look... Don't move an inch... 1207 01:21:35,841 --> 01:21:37,399 And you can't have those pills 1208 01:21:37,843 --> 01:21:38,775 Promise? 1209 01:21:39,878 --> 01:21:40,867 Say it. 1210 01:22:00,065 --> 01:22:01,965 Should I call Karishma Ma'am? 1211 01:22:02,034 --> 01:22:03,092 No... 1212 01:22:05,270 --> 01:22:06,931 Madam's room is that side 1213 01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:33,854 Pappa... 1214 01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:49,813 Pappa... 1215 01:22:52,151 --> 01:22:53,175 Pappa! 1216 01:22:54,319 --> 01:22:54,978 Who -? 1217 01:22:58,390 --> 01:22:59,322 You? 1218 01:23:00,959 --> 01:23:01,926 What do you want? 1219 01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:04,255 Can you come out for a moment? 1220 01:23:13,138 --> 01:23:14,503 Come Pappa... 1221 01:23:14,773 --> 01:23:16,172 One sec, come here... 1222 01:23:17,476 --> 01:23:18,465 ya... 1223 01:23:18,744 --> 01:23:19,369 what is it? 1224 01:23:19,445 --> 01:23:22,209 I was driving by... 1225 01:23:24,483 --> 01:23:27,748 ...and thinking about the wedding seating arrangements... 1226 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:31,148 ...where would I sit and where would Karishma sit... 1227 01:23:31,223 --> 01:23:32,417 ...nothing's finalised right? 1228 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:35,124 And you HAD to wake me up for this? 1229 01:23:35,461 --> 01:23:38,123 No, no... I was thinking about how best to arrive to the wedding? 1230 01:23:38,163 --> 01:23:41,860 Instead of a car how about on a horseback? 1231 01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:45,464 Son if you so wish arrive atop a rocket... 1232 01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:48,205 ...just arrive at the right venue... 1233 01:23:49,741 --> 01:23:50,867 Can I leave now? 1234 01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:51,875 You're absolutely right Pappa... 1235 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:53,844 ...I'm so sorry I woke you up, thanks... 1236 01:24:05,023 --> 01:24:06,320 Done? Did you see him? 1237 01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:09,127 What?! 1238 01:24:09,328 --> 01:24:12,320 This big tree was in the way... and you'd said 'Don't move an inch' 1239 01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,259 I can't go back in... 1240 01:24:18,103 --> 01:24:19,331 please try and understand... 1241 01:24:25,878 --> 01:24:28,904 Dude! What are you doing? Come back... 1242 01:24:29,848 --> 01:24:31,338 Come back... 1243 01:24:44,263 --> 01:24:45,093 Pappa... 1244 01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:48,023 You're back... 1245 01:24:49,801 --> 01:24:51,268 You wanna go outside again? 1246 01:24:53,138 --> 01:24:54,105 No... upstairs? 1247 01:24:56,475 --> 01:24:57,874 Come Na Pappa... 1248 01:25:00,279 --> 01:25:01,746 Papa you are completely right... 1249 01:25:01,813 --> 01:25:03,144 ...the parking lot will be overflowing... 1250 01:25:03,215 --> 01:25:04,375 ...so where will I park my car? 1251 01:25:04,449 --> 01:25:06,781 Which is why I decided I would arrive on horseback... 1252 01:25:06,919 --> 01:25:08,409 ...however I do see an issue with that too... 1253 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:12,880 Papa imagine you were the horse and this... ya... here 1254 01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:14,152 Here we park it - I'll fall down! 1255 01:25:14,226 --> 01:25:16,126 Just a sec Pappa, behave like a horse Pappa... 1256 01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:18,185 I won't ride you, don't worry! 1257 01:25:18,263 --> 01:25:20,128 Just move 70 degrees... Er north-west 1258 01:25:20,332 --> 01:25:21,993 which degree? 1259 01:25:22,067 --> 01:25:26,128 The horse will destroy everything... what're you doing Pappa?! No, No, No! 1260 01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:28,138 Just come here... under the light... ya 1261 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:31,073 watch out, there's horse-shit there! What're you doing Pappa?! 1262 01:25:31,944 --> 01:25:36,278 If the horse is at the main door, it will chew all the flowers away! 1263 01:25:36,448 --> 01:25:42,216 You've woken me up so that we can play horsey in the middle of the night?! 1264 01:25:43,789 --> 01:25:45,723 I think I'll just come on foot 1265 01:25:51,363 --> 01:25:52,762 what's wrong Pappa? Is there a problem? 1266 01:25:52,831 --> 01:25:54,355 No... I think I saw... 1267 01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:57,326 Pappa... I'll take your leave? 1268 01:26:13,352 --> 01:26:14,478 I couldn't find another angle... 1269 01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:15,344 Let's go? 1270 01:26:20,158 --> 01:26:21,090 Let's go? 1271 01:26:46,818 --> 01:26:48,410 Karishma is not the right girl for you... 1272 01:26:48,687 --> 01:26:49,779 ...get married to me... 1273 01:26:56,061 --> 01:26:56,959 Okay. Pick one. 1274 01:27:00,365 --> 01:27:01,297 Karishma... 1275 01:27:01,366 --> 01:27:03,061 Anyway, I can never break up. 1276 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:04,159 I know... 1277 01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:09,406 ...I know you'll never let me go and I will never need to run away from you... 1278 01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:13,833 And there's no guarantee that you are going to be perfect?! 1279 01:27:14,746 --> 01:27:16,714 I come with a lifetime guarantee... 1280 01:27:30,762 --> 01:27:32,992 what are you looking at... look away! 1281 01:28:03,729 --> 01:28:10,362 "Love's beckoning, when it comes," 1282 01:28:12,771 --> 01:28:20,075 "Love's beckoning, comes when it does," 1283 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:26,076 "Until then, within your sight," 1284 01:28:26,151 --> 01:28:30,713 "Until then, within your sight," 1285 01:28:31,356 --> 01:28:37,454 "By your side, I will be." 1286 01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:42,499 "A steadfast gaze upon you," 1287 01:28:42,768 --> 01:28:47,034 "peals of laughter, at all you do," 1288 01:28:47,105 --> 01:28:51,337 "Drive myself all crazy," 1289 01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:55,812 "And keep you full of mirth," 1290 01:28:55,881 --> 01:28:58,281 "Keep a steadfast gaze on you." 1291 01:29:27,045 --> 01:29:30,981 "Many a splendrous color you adorn," 1292 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:35,749 "Surely descended from another world," 1293 01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:49,195 "Many a splendorous color you adorn," 1294 01:29:49,267 --> 01:29:52,964 "Surely descended from another world," 1295 01:29:53,038 --> 01:29:57,236 "The color is in the eye of the beholder," 1296 01:29:57,309 --> 01:30:00,710 "Hark upon these words," 1297 01:30:00,779 --> 01:30:05,148 "Until then, within your sight" 1298 01:30:05,217 --> 01:30:10,177 "Until then, within your sight" 1299 01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:16,124 "By your side, I will be" 1300 01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:21,758 "A steadfast gaze upon you," 1301 01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:26,202 "Reside forever within your eyes." 1302 01:30:26,271 --> 01:30:30,435 "Drive myself all crazy," 1303 01:30:30,709 --> 01:30:34,873 "And keep you full of mirth," 1304 01:30:34,946 --> 01:30:37,710 "Keep a steadfast gaze on you." 1305 01:30:54,900 --> 01:31:01,897 "Loves blessings, one knows not its arrival," 1306 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:11,213 "loves blessings, it arrives when it does," 1307 01:31:12,918 --> 01:31:17,150 "Until then, within your sight," 1308 01:31:17,355 --> 01:31:22,122 "Until then, within your sight," 1309 01:31:23,128 --> 01:31:30,227 "By your side, I will be." 1310 01:31:33,405 --> 01:31:36,772 Nikhil, where were you all morning? 1311 01:31:37,275 --> 01:31:38,333 Welcome... 1312 01:31:55,961 --> 01:31:58,156 I found all this in your bag... 1313 01:31:59,965 --> 01:32:01,432 did you buy all of this? 1314 01:32:05,470 --> 01:32:07,301 Tell me, where is the necklace? 1315 01:32:07,906 --> 01:32:10,204 Did you sell it? Are you hiding it? 1316 01:32:10,742 --> 01:32:11,834 Tell me. 1317 01:32:13,144 --> 01:32:16,409 Tell me the truth... or I will call the police... 1318 01:32:20,051 --> 01:32:23,452 Kabir, you're friends with such thieves? 1319 01:32:24,823 --> 01:32:28,088 No... Meeta... 1320 01:32:28,159 --> 01:32:30,286 why did you do this? 1321 01:32:32,764 --> 01:32:34,163 Just get in now... 1322 01:32:35,033 --> 01:32:36,500 what's wrong with you MA! 1323 01:32:36,768 --> 01:32:37,962 Why did you have to steal that necklace? 1324 01:32:38,036 --> 01:32:41,199 What did I know he will find out?! 1325 01:32:41,272 --> 01:32:43,900 Poor Meeta is getting blamed for all this! 1326 01:32:43,975 --> 01:32:45,272 Look here 1327 01:32:45,343 --> 01:32:46,367 In the undegarments?! 1328 01:32:46,444 --> 01:32:48,708 That necklace, was rightfully mine, 1329 01:32:48,780 --> 01:32:51,044 I am the youngest in the house! 1330 01:32:51,082 --> 01:32:53,778 Give it here... if the cops come, we will go to jail! 1331 01:32:53,852 --> 01:32:55,319 She even looks like a professional crook... 1332 01:32:55,387 --> 01:32:56,877 Kabir, are you her accomplice?! 1333 01:32:56,955 --> 01:32:58,149 Is she alone, or does she have a gang? 1334 01:32:58,223 --> 01:32:59,019 Please wait... 1335 01:32:59,090 --> 01:33:00,990 Dad used to be a cop... He's used to saying these things 1336 01:33:01,059 --> 01:33:02,788 How do you know he's not right? 1337 01:33:02,861 --> 01:33:04,726 I know you didn't take the necklace 1338 01:33:04,896 --> 01:33:06,363 And these other things, are in 1339 01:33:06,431 --> 01:33:09,832 your bag because of 'Meeta 2.0'- After-pills!! 1340 01:33:09,901 --> 01:33:12,199 God knows what kind of friends you have! 1341 01:33:12,270 --> 01:33:14,830 You've figured me out in just 3 days? 1342 01:33:17,242 --> 01:33:20,803 Don't worry, we'll look for a solution 1343 01:33:20,979 --> 01:33:21,968 Hey! 1344 01:33:24,215 --> 01:33:27,116 Sir, I haven't stolen the necklace... 1345 01:33:28,286 --> 01:33:30,083 You've checked my bag... 1346 01:33:30,155 --> 01:33:31,918 Now you should check everyone else's bags too... 1347 01:33:31,956 --> 01:33:36,950 And anyway I stole it, so your wife could have it... 1348 01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:38,928 You are about to send my 'to be' wife to jail... 1349 01:33:38,997 --> 01:33:41,431 If she went to jail, I would've punished myself... I would've slit my wrists! 1350 01:33:41,499 --> 01:33:45,902 Now hurry up... or I will be left alone, singing solo numbers all my life 1351 01:33:45,970 --> 01:33:46,800 My poor son! 1352 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:50,807 Oh... So now a thief will tell a cop how to solve a case? 1353 01:33:52,110 --> 01:33:54,044 Let it be there... put it back 1354 01:33:54,479 --> 01:33:55,275 But this is mine Dad... 1355 01:33:55,346 --> 01:33:57,974 It's evidence now. Keep it back... 1356 01:33:59,184 --> 01:34:00,845 The Bluetooth is Nikhil's... 1357 01:34:01,286 --> 01:34:03,117 this chocolate is Anant's... 1358 01:34:03,188 --> 01:34:04,052 and this sauce... 1359 01:34:04,122 --> 01:34:05,783 I bought that sauce... and sugar 1360 01:34:06,057 --> 01:34:07,991 And these clips are mine... 1361 01:34:09,427 --> 01:34:11,019 And this toothpaste. 1362 01:34:11,729 --> 01:34:13,094 She even eats toothpaste! 1363 01:34:13,131 --> 01:34:14,792 I've seen it myself... 1364 01:34:14,966 --> 01:34:17,059 what? She eats toothpaste. 1365 01:34:17,135 --> 01:34:18,033 She must have been hungry 1366 01:34:19,337 --> 01:34:21,271 This girl is a thief! 1367 01:34:21,339 --> 01:34:25,742 Dad, you can't call her a thief till you've proved anything! 1368 01:34:26,077 --> 01:34:26,475 Is it? 1369 01:34:26,744 --> 01:34:28,473 As per the rules of crime investigation... 1370 01:34:28,746 --> 01:34:31,237 ...the criminal is someone you suspect the least... 1371 01:34:31,749 --> 01:34:32,738 Oh... 1372 01:34:32,817 --> 01:34:36,184 Yup, that's what Sherlock always says... 1373 01:34:39,290 --> 01:34:43,317 Right, and suspect no. 1 is 1374 01:34:43,528 --> 01:34:44,222 You! 1375 01:34:44,295 --> 01:34:45,785 What? - Correct. 1376 01:34:46,798 --> 01:34:48,425 Absolutely right, Sherlock 1377 01:34:49,334 --> 01:34:51,427 what rubbish... who is this Sherlock? 1378 01:34:51,970 --> 01:34:53,369 What batch of police service is he from? 1379 01:34:53,738 --> 01:34:55,000 Get him on the phone... 1380 01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:57,806 Sir, please get your bag... 1381 01:34:58,243 --> 01:35:01,178 what? It's my necklace... 1382 01:35:01,246 --> 01:35:02,474 why will I still steal it?! 1383 01:35:02,747 --> 01:35:04,044 DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?! 1384 01:35:04,115 --> 01:35:06,845 My dear watson... his bag! 1385 01:35:07,152 --> 01:35:09,416 Watson? Who is this watson now? 1386 01:35:11,723 --> 01:35:13,213 Abhinandan, go get my bag! 1387 01:35:16,928 --> 01:35:18,828 Uncle, there's a shopful of bags here... 1388 01:35:18,863 --> 01:35:20,057 which one is it? 1389 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,258 The big red bag... that's mine! 1390 01:35:26,905 --> 01:35:30,272 The one with the black handle... and wheels? 1391 01:35:30,341 --> 01:35:32,866 Stop wasting time and hurry up 1392 01:35:34,112 --> 01:35:37,240 You moron! Or should I do it myself? 1393 01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:38,907 No, I am coming uncle... 1394 01:35:39,017 --> 01:35:40,814 I am at the door... 1395 01:35:40,885 --> 01:35:43,149 C'mon, C'mon move it! Hurry up! 1396 01:35:43,188 --> 01:35:45,019 I am coming... 1397 01:35:45,089 --> 01:35:47,387 You are suspecting a police officer? 1398 01:35:47,859 --> 01:35:49,690 Teaching me the rules of crime investigation?! 1399 01:35:54,165 --> 01:35:55,826 Are you out for a stroll? 1400 01:35:57,702 --> 01:35:58,760 What's wrong with you! 1401 01:36:00,071 --> 01:36:01,265 Is this the bag? 1402 01:36:01,339 --> 01:36:02,237 Yes! 1403 01:36:03,408 --> 01:36:05,342 Why do you walk queerly... 1404 01:36:08,947 --> 01:36:10,812 ...keep it here... 1405 01:36:10,949 --> 01:36:12,382 No! That one! 1406 01:36:12,450 --> 01:36:13,849 Idiot! 1407 01:36:17,922 --> 01:36:18,911 ...Open it... 1408 01:36:20,058 --> 01:36:21,787 Are you ss... sure? 1409 01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:23,952 Of course, I am sure! Open it! 1410 01:36:24,796 --> 01:36:25,990 Show Madam... 1411 01:36:26,064 --> 01:36:28,897 what's inside a police officer's bag! 1412 01:36:30,969 --> 01:36:31,765 Socks... 1413 01:36:31,836 --> 01:36:34,236 Yes, socks... Made in England! Keep it back. 1414 01:36:36,975 --> 01:36:38,101 Underwear 1415 01:36:39,177 --> 01:36:41,008 Don't display it... keep it inside... 1416 01:36:42,780 --> 01:36:43,769 what's this? 1417 01:36:44,082 --> 01:36:45,276 It's a medicine... 1418 01:36:45,350 --> 01:36:46,749 That's Viagra... 1419 01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:57,391 It's a bandage! 1420 01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:01,027 What do you want me to do? Put it back... 1421 01:37:01,866 --> 01:37:03,094 Done. Finished. 1422 01:37:03,468 --> 01:37:07,837 Open it properly... investigate properly... Madam should see 1423 01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:09,429 all there is to see in the bag! 1424 01:37:12,410 --> 01:37:15,743 Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god! 1425 01:37:18,816 --> 01:37:25,153 Oh my god! It's the NECKLACE! 1426 01:37:25,223 --> 01:37:27,851 You? - How did this get here!? 1427 01:37:28,059 --> 01:37:29,754 I am a police officer... goddamit! 1428 01:37:29,827 --> 01:37:30,816 Were. 1429 01:37:31,829 --> 01:37:34,127 Why're you all looking at me?! 1430 01:37:34,399 --> 01:37:36,924 I've heard people getting senile after retirement... 1431 01:37:37,001 --> 01:37:38,434 ...but he seems to have lost it... 1432 01:37:38,503 --> 01:37:41,028 All his life he played cops'n'robbers... 1433 01:37:41,105 --> 01:37:45,269 ...now that there aren't any thieves left he plays the role himself... 1434 01:37:45,443 --> 01:37:47,843 ...and has converted his house into a police station... 1435 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,839 Just let it go... 1436 01:37:51,849 --> 01:37:54,317 He must've accidentally put it there... 1437 01:37:55,853 --> 01:37:56,785 Meeta... 1438 01:37:57,255 --> 01:37:58,222 Sorry 1439 01:37:59,023 --> 01:38:01,890 I've invited the whole building for lunch... join us? 1440 01:38:02,427 --> 01:38:05,760 Can you please call Gargi, I need help... 1441 01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:12,963 No one's here... everybody's gone down 1442 01:39:03,054 --> 01:39:04,180 Done! 1443 01:39:21,305 --> 01:39:22,397 Ms. Meeta... 1444 01:39:22,840 --> 01:39:23,704 Sorry 1445 01:39:23,775 --> 01:39:24,833 what is it? 1446 01:39:25,042 --> 01:39:26,236 Err... Nothing... 1447 01:39:45,263 --> 01:39:49,666 "I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party" 1448 01:39:49,901 --> 01:39:53,701 "Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody" 1449 01:39:53,805 --> 01:39:56,296 "Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" 1450 01:39:56,674 --> 01:40:00,269 "I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party" 1451 01:40:01,045 --> 01:40:04,913 "Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody" 1452 01:40:04,982 --> 01:40:07,246 "Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" 1453 01:40:16,828 --> 01:40:18,921 "Nothing like my handsome lover," 1454 01:40:18,996 --> 01:40:21,191 "Nothing like my dreamboat savior," 1455 01:40:21,265 --> 01:40:23,358 "Nothing like some colorful bangles," 1456 01:40:23,434 --> 01:40:25,732 "And a fiery nosering." 1457 01:40:25,803 --> 01:40:27,703 "Do the boogie woogie" 1458 01:40:27,772 --> 01:40:30,138 "As we twist and shout," 1459 01:40:30,208 --> 01:40:34,736 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1460 01:40:34,812 --> 01:40:39,078 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1461 01:40:39,116 --> 01:40:41,175 "To the beats of the drums," 1462 01:40:41,252 --> 01:40:43,447 "I sway and sashay" 1463 01:40:43,721 --> 01:40:45,154 "Let loose inhibitions," 1464 01:40:45,223 --> 01:40:46,212 "And swing the hips" 1465 01:40:46,290 --> 01:40:48,087 "Theres nothing wrong" 1466 01:40:48,159 --> 01:40:52,755 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1467 01:40:52,830 --> 01:40:56,823 "I like salsa, I like rumba, but if you wanna really party" 1468 01:40:56,901 --> 01:41:00,928 "Throw your hands up and twist them around, do the Bhangra everybody" 1469 01:41:01,005 --> 01:41:03,303 "Come on and do the Bhangra everybody!" 1470 01:41:17,021 --> 01:41:19,683 "Trumpets sound, to hoof beats in the tent" 1471 01:41:19,724 --> 01:41:21,919 "Sweets n savories n drinks abound," 1472 01:41:22,026 --> 01:41:23,994 "Topped off by an icing of happiness," 1473 01:41:24,061 --> 01:41:26,120 "Multiplied manifold." 1474 01:41:26,197 --> 01:41:28,188 "Uncles n aunts n grannies n mums." 1475 01:41:28,266 --> 01:41:31,064 "Posing for snaps pout crimson" 1476 01:41:31,135 --> 01:41:33,035 "Putting on a show, flying high," 1477 01:41:33,104 --> 01:41:35,163 "Uplifted on gusts of warm air." 1478 01:41:35,239 --> 01:41:39,835 "Pop open bottles of champagne quick" 1479 01:41:39,911 --> 01:41:44,211 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1480 01:41:44,282 --> 01:41:46,182 "To the beats of the drums," 1481 01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:48,741 "I sway and sashay" 1482 01:41:48,819 --> 01:41:50,286 "Let loose inhibitions," 1483 01:41:50,354 --> 01:41:51,378 "And swing the hips" 1484 01:41:51,455 --> 01:41:53,116 "Theres nothing wrong" 1485 01:41:53,190 --> 01:41:58,059 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1486 01:42:02,266 --> 01:42:03,290 "This pair" 1487 01:42:03,334 --> 01:42:06,792 "May the heavens bless" 1488 01:42:06,837 --> 01:42:07,963 "This pair" 1489 01:42:08,039 --> 01:42:11,270 "I too want to create a pair" 1490 01:42:11,342 --> 01:42:12,331 "This pair" 1491 01:42:12,410 --> 01:42:15,902 "As our palms and the destiny lines meet" 1492 01:42:15,980 --> 01:42:18,005 "Shower us with congratulations" 1493 01:42:18,082 --> 01:42:20,141 "The entire universe" 1494 01:42:20,217 --> 01:42:24,347 "Distribute sweets, and sweet tidings" 1495 01:42:24,422 --> 01:42:26,822 "A thousand times thanked the lord" 1496 01:42:26,891 --> 01:42:29,018 "If He bothers my Ionesome a glance," 1497 01:42:29,093 --> 01:42:31,459 "All i ask is for a lover as he," 1498 01:42:31,529 --> 01:42:33,793 "A loving partner." 1499 01:42:33,864 --> 01:42:38,198 "For my Senti, He would be Mental" 1500 01:42:38,269 --> 01:42:42,831 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1501 01:42:42,907 --> 01:42:47,139 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1502 01:42:47,211 --> 01:42:48,974 "Do the boogie woogie" 1503 01:42:49,080 --> 01:42:51,742 "As we twist and shout," 1504 01:42:51,782 --> 01:42:56,048 "I let go crazy when the song plays, Punjabi wedding song" 1505 01:42:58,923 --> 01:43:01,221 "Punjabi wedding song" 1506 01:43:45,102 --> 01:43:47,002 So, you need to pay that Chinese investor back? 1507 01:43:47,071 --> 01:43:47,935 Yup 1508 01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:52,138 And your project isn't complete? 1509 01:43:56,347 --> 01:43:58,212 And you had return the money, last week? 1510 01:43:58,282 --> 01:43:59,306 Yup... 1511 01:44:00,418 --> 01:44:01,942 And so you're going to steal the money? 1512 01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:03,910 To put it simply yes, but... 1513 01:44:03,988 --> 01:44:05,922 Can we please keep it simple? 1514 01:44:06,323 --> 01:44:08,484 Why not ask Papa for the money... no need to steal then? 1515 01:44:08,859 --> 01:44:11,384 Well, I asked 7 years ago... and he refused... 1516 01:44:11,929 --> 01:44:14,420 I've somehow got a 3-day extension... 1517 01:44:15,099 --> 01:44:18,500 If I ask him now, and he refuses... I won't even have the option to steal... 1518 01:44:19,003 --> 01:44:19,799 Yup! 1519 01:44:21,205 --> 01:44:22,399 Then run away... 1520 01:44:22,473 --> 01:44:24,737 ...Last time it was China... this time, maybe Africa? 1521 01:44:25,076 --> 01:44:27,203 I could... but... 1522 01:44:27,445 --> 01:44:28,434 But what? 1523 01:44:30,214 --> 01:44:33,047 Actually, they needed a guarantor for the loan... 1524 01:44:33,117 --> 01:44:34,948 ...so at that time I forged the documents, 1525 01:44:35,019 --> 01:44:36,953 and made Pappa the guarantor. 1526 01:44:40,991 --> 01:44:42,481 And, he has no idea about it?! 1527 01:44:42,760 --> 01:44:43,419 Nope... 1528 01:44:44,195 --> 01:44:45,423 And those guys could come here and... 1529 01:44:45,696 --> 01:44:48,290 what is this? Listen to me... 1530 01:44:48,365 --> 01:44:49,923 You don't even speak Hindi! 1531 01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:52,127 Pappa! - Pappa! 1532 01:44:52,203 --> 01:44:53,693 Hey mummy! 1533 01:44:54,138 --> 01:44:56,072 Do you have any shame? 1534 01:44:57,074 --> 01:44:59,201 Should I be ashamed? Or should I save Pappa? Decide? 1535 01:44:59,276 --> 01:45:01,107 Shut up! You fraud! 1536 01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:05,245 Now forge some more and steal from anyone else? 1537 01:45:05,316 --> 01:45:07,113 Why does it have to be your own father? 1538 01:45:07,218 --> 01:45:08,810 Coz, my father is my Pappa. 1539 01:45:08,886 --> 01:45:11,480 It's against my principles to steal from others... 1540 01:45:13,457 --> 01:45:15,789 Oh, now you have principles! 1541 01:45:17,128 --> 01:45:18,425 How much money do you need? 1542 01:45:19,196 --> 01:45:20,220 100 million. 1543 01:45:21,966 --> 01:45:23,058 A 100 million? 1544 01:45:27,138 --> 01:45:28,969 You mean 7 zeros... after '1' 1545 01:45:29,874 --> 01:45:31,398 Er... 8 zeros actually 1546 01:45:45,289 --> 01:45:48,281 Nobody keeps that kind of cash at home... especially your Pappa 1547 01:45:49,126 --> 01:45:52,425 I don't need cash... I just need 20 minutes on his computer 1548 01:45:52,696 --> 01:45:53,458 Computer? 1549 01:45:57,234 --> 01:45:59,099 You'll hack your own Pappa's Account... 1550 01:46:01,906 --> 01:46:03,305 Don't do that ya... 1551 01:46:06,343 --> 01:46:10,279 So how much money do you need for the tender? 1552 01:46:13,117 --> 01:46:14,141 100 million... 1553 01:46:22,827 --> 01:46:25,352 ...and I need it in the next 3 days Pappa... 1554 01:46:27,364 --> 01:46:29,059 ...trust me... you'll not regret lt... 1555 01:46:29,133 --> 01:46:32,193 Your own family stands to get gain from this... 1556 01:46:32,269 --> 01:46:34,464 You have no idea... this will solve everything... 1557 01:46:34,738 --> 01:46:36,296 ...just... just give it to me. 1558 01:46:40,311 --> 01:46:43,109 I don't get what does Karishma see in you! 1559 01:46:44,882 --> 01:46:50,047 But, now that she has decided To marry you... what can I do 1560 01:46:50,955 --> 01:46:54,322 I feed Prateeksha's husband and I shall feed you as well... 1561 01:46:57,995 --> 01:46:59,087 Pappa, it's not like that... 1562 01:46:59,163 --> 01:47:00,824 Then what's it like? 1563 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:04,300 First It was 50 million, 1564 01:47:04,869 --> 01:47:06,837 now it's a 100 Million... 1565 01:47:08,973 --> 01:47:10,964 See this is a large sum... 1566 01:47:11,475 --> 01:47:14,205 ...I'll need the board's permission... 1567 01:47:16,013 --> 01:47:17,412 It'll take time. 1568 01:47:17,982 --> 01:47:20,348 Let it be Pappa... I'll manage it from somewhere else... 1569 01:47:20,417 --> 01:47:21,816 Sorry for disturbing you... 1570 01:47:23,153 --> 01:47:26,350 And I request you, please don't tell Karishma about this 1571 01:47:26,423 --> 01:47:28,948 She already knows... she tells me everything... 1572 01:47:29,460 --> 01:47:31,121 like the 3 million you owe her for... 1573 01:47:31,195 --> 01:47:33,322 Pappa it's 2.5, not 3 million! 1574 01:47:35,266 --> 01:47:37,234 This is the calculation... 1575 01:47:37,735 --> 01:47:39,225 The house was for 30 Million. 1576 01:47:39,470 --> 01:47:41,028 I took 2.5 from Karishma, 1577 01:47:41,238 --> 01:47:44,071 And the rest 27.5 was paid by me Pappa? 1578 01:47:44,441 --> 01:47:47,035 And it is THIS house, your daughter will live in... 1579 01:47:47,311 --> 01:47:50,007 ...and when you have grandkids, they will live in THIS same House... 1580 01:47:50,381 --> 01:47:51,939 So if you're losing sleep over that money, 1581 01:47:52,016 --> 01:47:53,813 I'll return it to Karishma today itself! 1582 01:48:03,360 --> 01:48:06,796 Hey... Mr. Groom! All set for the Dance at night? 1583 01:48:06,997 --> 01:48:08,828 And... how's everything? All well? 1584 01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:10,457 What do you want to know?! 1585 01:48:10,734 --> 01:48:12,167 Everything is screwed! Nothing is well... 1586 01:48:12,236 --> 01:48:14,101 EVERTYHING is screwed! Work... Personal life... 1587 01:48:14,171 --> 01:48:17,937 ...and whatever little is left, your darling will come and screw it for me! 1588 01:48:18,008 --> 01:48:20,272 But all you care about is the dance at night! 1589 01:48:20,344 --> 01:48:23,040 With those stupid sticks! 1590 01:48:28,719 --> 01:48:29,811 Sorry Vipul Uncle... 1591 01:48:30,020 --> 01:48:31,453 I'm really sorry... please don't mind it... 1592 01:48:33,057 --> 01:48:34,957 Arre, it's okay... 1593 01:48:35,025 --> 01:48:36,788 Friends don't say 'sorry' or 'thank you' 1594 01:48:39,263 --> 01:48:40,924 How's everything? All well? 1595 01:48:44,335 --> 01:48:45,427 Bye. 1596 01:48:50,975 --> 01:48:52,909 Don't go... we'll do something Meeta 1597 01:48:52,943 --> 01:48:56,970 Nikhil, what's going on? 1598 01:48:58,082 --> 01:48:59,071 What do you mean? 1599 01:48:59,416 --> 01:49:01,145 You're getting married in 2 days Nikhil 1600 01:49:01,752 --> 01:49:04,346 Ma, there's nothing like that... 1601 01:49:05,889 --> 01:49:08,722 Meeta... listen... I've an idea 1602 01:49:09,727 --> 01:49:12,218 You come with us... and apologize to everyone at home... 1603 01:49:14,264 --> 01:49:15,925 wait... listen... 1604 01:49:17,001 --> 01:49:18,696 How will that get me the money? 1605 01:49:18,736 --> 01:49:20,431 Don't worry about that... 1606 01:49:20,971 --> 01:49:22,370 I have a back up plan... 1607 01:49:23,073 --> 01:49:25,837 ...as soon as your family sees you, it'll turn into a circus... 1608 01:49:26,010 --> 01:49:27,409 ...At that time, I'll break in and copy a mirror image... 1609 01:49:27,478 --> 01:49:28,945 ...of your Pappa's computer for you... 1610 01:49:29,079 --> 01:49:30,910 And why will you do this? 1611 01:49:31,815 --> 01:49:33,112 Because, secretly I want to become a hacker... 1612 01:49:33,183 --> 01:49:34,707 Do you need my help? 1613 01:49:37,788 --> 01:49:39,881 And Deeksha, how's every... - Everyone has come uncle! 1614 01:49:39,957 --> 01:49:41,754 And, how's everything? 1615 01:49:44,361 --> 01:49:48,764 Welcome my India idol! How's everything?! 1616 01:49:54,271 --> 01:49:56,239 Give me my pills... 1617 01:49:57,741 --> 01:49:59,106 You're stressed... hmm? 1618 01:50:00,244 --> 01:50:02,041 Why don't you stretch your arms, open your fists, like kids? 1619 01:50:03,313 --> 01:50:05,679 No... These are different... sensations... like... 1620 01:50:05,749 --> 01:50:06,773 Shivering, palpitating 1621 01:50:09,019 --> 01:50:10,919 This is not stress generated. 1622 01:50:10,988 --> 01:50:13,149 Shut up... don't go all llT mumbo jumbo on me... 1623 01:50:13,223 --> 01:50:14,918 ...I found out about those meds too... 1624 01:50:15,092 --> 01:50:17,185 ...Selective sertonin reuptake inhibitors... 1625 01:50:17,361 --> 01:50:20,057 Anti depressants is what you are taking... 1626 01:50:21,098 --> 01:50:22,963 ...Hey listen we too get these 'sensations' of yours... 1627 01:50:23,033 --> 01:50:26,161 ...however when we do get them we scream, swear, cry. 1628 01:50:26,236 --> 01:50:27,828 . don't take pills like you... 1629 01:50:29,306 --> 01:50:32,332 ...you are scared... actually you are a total coward... 1630 01:50:33,944 --> 01:50:36,936 Meeta... the last time you ran away, Papa had a heart attack... 1631 01:50:40,017 --> 01:50:42,281 So, just get in there... and apologize to everyone... 1632 01:51:09,780 --> 01:51:11,714 Hey, come with me for 2 minutes. 1633 01:51:11,782 --> 01:51:13,079 Where to bro? - Come no 1634 01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:14,842 2 minutes! 1635 01:51:21,024 --> 01:51:22,286 I need to be alone in there... okay... 1636 01:51:22,359 --> 01:51:24,088 if someone's coming in, you need to warn me... got it? 1637 01:51:24,161 --> 01:51:26,254 But bro, how do I warn you? 1638 01:51:26,830 --> 01:51:27,922 Just do something... 1639 01:51:28,866 --> 01:51:30,959 A song! If someone approaches, I'll sing a song! 1640 01:52:16,914 --> 01:52:18,142 Sorry granny... 1641 01:52:32,462 --> 01:52:34,123 what are you doing here... 1642 01:52:34,531 --> 01:52:36,396 Isn't it enough you've ruined my wedding, 1643 01:52:36,867 --> 01:52:38,232 what do you want to ruin now? 1644 01:52:47,978 --> 01:52:50,071 "Hey gorgeous" 1645 01:52:50,147 --> 01:52:52,206 "sometime, somewhere, in secret" 1646 01:52:52,282 --> 01:52:54,477 "slip away to meet me" 1647 01:52:54,751 --> 01:52:56,343 "speak sweet words to me" 1648 01:52:56,420 --> 01:53:01,084 "but don't ever meet anyone this way save me!" 1649 01:53:03,493 --> 01:53:04,460 What happened? 1650 01:53:06,029 --> 01:53:08,497 Well bro I was practising for the competition I'm participating in 1651 01:53:08,732 --> 01:53:10,199 Donkey, wasn't singing our alert signal? 1652 01:53:10,734 --> 01:53:11,758 Oh sorry bro... 1653 01:53:12,869 --> 01:53:16,361 ...I can't keep too long from launching into a song... 1654 01:53:17,741 --> 01:53:20,141 ...how about I cough violently if someone arrives... 1655 01:53:21,745 --> 01:53:23,042 And now, even if you really have to cough, just hold it in... 1656 01:53:23,113 --> 01:53:24,478 Or I will kill you! 1657 01:53:25,182 --> 01:53:26,774 That won't be needed... 1658 01:53:33,090 --> 01:53:34,216 Hello! 1659 01:53:36,260 --> 01:53:38,319 What are you doing here? - Mummy! 1660 01:53:38,996 --> 01:53:40,896 Who called you here? 1661 01:53:40,964 --> 01:53:43,489 You think you can walk in here whenever you feel like?! 1662 01:53:43,767 --> 01:53:44,859 Who got her here? 1663 01:53:44,935 --> 01:53:46,163 Why have you come here? 1664 01:53:46,236 --> 01:53:49,103 Get out before your Pappa gets here... 1665 01:53:49,273 --> 01:53:51,741 Don't say that Ma... I am sorry... 1666 01:53:52,809 --> 01:53:56,040 why can't you let your Pappa live in peace... 1667 01:53:59,449 --> 01:54:00,973 Mumma... 1668 01:54:01,218 --> 01:54:02,742 what do I do? 1669 01:54:35,852 --> 01:54:37,786 Wow, Pappa! 1670 01:54:37,854 --> 01:54:42,314 If it weren't for the guests outside, I would've killed you... 1671 01:54:44,194 --> 01:54:46,287 Just get out of here... go! 1672 01:54:46,363 --> 01:54:48,263 Won't you forgive your own daughter Uncle? 1673 01:54:48,332 --> 01:54:50,300 Dont you dare uncle me... 1674 01:54:51,835 --> 01:54:53,268 You are dead to me... 1675 01:54:56,173 --> 01:54:59,142 wretch, you humiliated us and the entire family... 1676 01:55:00,310 --> 01:55:02,437 I will not repeat this 1677 01:55:03,380 --> 01:55:06,042 I will break your head! 1678 01:55:10,954 --> 01:55:13,821 Are you leaving or should I bury you here alive 1679 01:55:25,369 --> 01:55:27,132 I just want to meet Pappa once... 1680 01:55:27,204 --> 01:55:28,364 Alpesh Bhai! 1681 01:55:28,438 --> 01:55:29,769 What're you doing Alpesh Bhai?! 1682 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:30,898 SHUT UP! 1683 01:55:32,075 --> 01:55:33,440 Shamless wretch 1684 01:55:33,877 --> 01:55:36,869 Hit harder Alpesh Bhai 1685 01:55:38,749 --> 01:55:39,841 Don't leave her! 1686 01:55:41,051 --> 01:55:43,076 It's not like this is her house right? 1687 01:55:44,421 --> 01:55:48,323 She can't leave us, and come back whenever she wants... 1688 01:55:49,426 --> 01:55:53,123 Don't hold back... finish her! 1689 01:55:55,065 --> 01:55:57,363 And why it's not just her fault... 1690 01:55:57,434 --> 01:55:59,129 I am also at fault... 1691 01:55:59,202 --> 01:56:01,363 If I had listened to you... 1692 01:56:01,838 --> 01:56:05,467 ...we'd still be running a small saree shop in our hometown... 1693 01:56:05,842 --> 01:56:08,367 ...you're right... punish us both... 1694 01:56:09,112 --> 01:56:11,273 cause we're alike... 1695 01:56:15,485 --> 01:56:20,479 I haven't stopped looking for her since the day she left... 1696 01:56:21,925 --> 01:56:28,330 ...not a day goes by when I don't think about her... 1697 01:56:29,433 --> 01:56:31,094 About how must she be living? 1698 01:56:34,738 --> 01:56:36,467 Whether she is even alive or... 1699 01:56:41,845 --> 01:56:45,303 I've been praying that she returns for 7 years... 1700 01:56:45,382 --> 01:56:48,215 so slap her harder... 1701 01:56:48,385 --> 01:56:49,818 She deserves it... 1702 01:56:49,886 --> 01:56:51,911 But so do I! 1703 01:56:51,988 --> 01:56:54,047 Devesh, don't get emotional... 1704 01:56:54,124 --> 01:56:59,187 She's a complete fraud... and a thief she's back only to steal again... 1705 01:56:59,262 --> 01:57:02,254 So she stole from her father... 1706 01:57:02,332 --> 01:57:03,458 So what? 1707 01:57:04,301 --> 01:57:05,393 So what? 1708 01:57:06,870 --> 01:57:08,462 Does all this not belong to her? 1709 01:57:09,306 --> 01:57:11,001 Does all this not belong to her? 1710 01:57:13,410 --> 01:57:16,004 She's my child Alpesh... 1711 01:57:16,913 --> 01:57:18,175 ...My blood! 1712 01:57:18,248 --> 01:57:19,943 That is my fault... 1713 01:57:20,350 --> 01:57:22,818 And that is my fault... 1714 01:57:55,685 --> 01:57:58,176 How much longer? Everybody's waiting... 1715 01:57:58,255 --> 01:58:00,120 I am waiting for Nikhil... 1716 01:58:00,190 --> 01:58:01,885 Nikhil, Nikhil! He must be around... 1717 01:58:01,958 --> 01:58:03,050 Just come! 1718 01:58:05,262 --> 01:58:06,286 Nikhil! 1719 01:58:07,831 --> 01:58:09,230 I'll steal 150 million... 1720 01:58:09,299 --> 01:58:10,231 what for? 1721 01:58:10,300 --> 01:58:11,426 50 million for you... 1722 01:58:11,701 --> 01:58:12,827 I don't want your stolen money... 1723 01:58:12,903 --> 01:58:15,463 It's against my principles... and why worry now... 1724 01:58:15,739 --> 01:58:18,207 ...just ask your Pappa... why're you complicating everything? 1725 01:58:19,009 --> 01:58:21,136 Let's go the party has started 1726 01:58:22,913 --> 01:58:24,778 Meeta, stealing is not - 1727 01:58:37,260 --> 01:58:38,318 Thanks... 1728 01:58:39,129 --> 01:58:41,859 wow... you can say 'Thanks'? 1729 01:58:57,347 --> 01:58:58,371 Bye 1730 01:58:59,883 --> 01:59:01,350 You still don't have the money... 1731 01:59:03,019 --> 01:59:04,680 Karishma will leave you 1732 01:59:06,189 --> 01:59:09,022 She's not that bad... I'm going to tell her the truth... 1733 01:59:09,092 --> 01:59:10,992 she'll be mad, but she will forgive me. 1734 01:59:16,399 --> 01:59:17,366 You go ahead... I'll come. 1735 01:59:17,467 --> 01:59:20,095 No Karishma, you have to come now! 1736 01:59:20,136 --> 01:59:23,867 Nikhil, are you here for the party or to talk? 1737 01:59:23,940 --> 01:59:24,998 Give us a minute. 1738 01:59:25,408 --> 01:59:26,375 Go. 1739 01:59:27,944 --> 01:59:29,138 Karishma 1740 01:59:29,479 --> 01:59:31,709 I've been watching you Nikhil... 1741 01:59:32,215 --> 01:59:34,445 ...you've been postponing money matters and taking me for a spin... 1742 01:59:34,718 --> 01:59:37,448 ...remember though I can run away from the altar too. 1743 01:59:40,824 --> 01:59:42,416 I have the money baby... 1744 01:59:43,360 --> 01:59:44,884 I just deposited the cheque... 1745 01:59:48,898 --> 01:59:53,062 Thank god... all my nagging has finally paid off... 1746 02:01:28,798 --> 02:01:29,924 Hello. 1747 02:01:31,334 --> 02:01:34,303 Yes sir. - I haven't slept in two nights... 1748 02:01:34,938 --> 02:01:37,304 ...your ideas keep circling in my head... 1749 02:01:37,974 --> 02:01:42,343 ...I have several of my own... How about if the stadium also revolved? 1750 02:01:42,946 --> 02:01:46,746 Clockwise and anti-clockwise? Great idea yea? 1751 02:01:46,816 --> 02:01:48,249 Sir, the crowds will get dizzy... 1752 02:01:49,385 --> 02:01:51,444 I just want to know if you can give me the money? 1753 02:01:58,995 --> 02:02:01,395 This ball is made of the same polymer... 1754 02:02:05,935 --> 02:02:07,869 Pappa, I need money... 1755 02:02:09,038 --> 02:02:10,198 Okay... then take it... 1756 02:02:11,508 --> 02:02:12,475 Take it? 1757 02:02:13,109 --> 02:02:14,201 It's all yours... 1758 02:02:17,881 --> 02:02:19,906 Pappa... I was going to steal again... 1759 02:02:20,216 --> 02:02:21,444 Did you? 1760 02:02:34,798 --> 02:02:36,425 Pappa, there's one more thing... 1761 02:02:39,035 --> 02:02:44,371 "My lucky charm, my lucky charm," 1762 02:02:45,475 --> 02:02:48,842 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1763 02:02:48,912 --> 02:02:52,245 Hey Bro-in-law! You only need to miss 1764 02:02:52,415 --> 02:02:54,440 Karishma for one more day... go! 1765 02:02:54,717 --> 02:02:56,241 I just had to give Meeta, her bag 1766 02:02:56,319 --> 02:02:57,718 I'll give it to her... 1767 02:02:57,854 --> 02:03:00,755 Now you have to leave and get ready for tomorrow! 1768 02:03:01,224 --> 02:03:02,384 Bye 1769 02:03:03,026 --> 02:03:03,822 Poor guy... 1770 02:03:03,893 --> 02:03:09,388 "Cherished each moment spent with you," 1771 02:03:09,833 --> 02:03:15,465 "Bemoaned the moments away from you," 1772 02:03:15,738 --> 02:03:22,143 "It's a mystery how we met, Me and You." 1773 02:03:22,212 --> 02:03:28,082 "A rich heart, turned to penury," 1774 02:03:28,751 --> 02:03:34,018 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1775 02:03:34,357 --> 02:03:39,954 "Lucky charm, my lucky charm" 1776 02:03:41,030 --> 02:03:46,263 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1777 02:04:15,498 --> 02:04:20,800 "I have no dealings with the world, except you," 1778 02:04:21,437 --> 02:04:26,773 "In your eyes dwells happiness of entire cities," 1779 02:04:28,077 --> 02:04:32,878 "A joyful moment or a lifetime of sorrows," 1780 02:04:33,983 --> 02:04:39,080 "when with you they amount to the same." 1781 02:04:39,155 --> 02:04:44,286 "Perhaps it was written, our destiny," 1782 02:04:45,094 --> 02:04:51,158 "Or an simply an accidental irony." 1783 02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:55,694 "Be as it may, strange indeed," 1784 02:04:55,738 --> 02:04:58,002 I should have come with you to Goa seven years ago 1785 02:04:59,375 --> 02:05:01,070 That offer is still open... 1786 02:05:03,746 --> 02:05:09,048 "Lucky charm, my lucky charm" 1787 02:05:10,320 --> 02:05:15,314 "Limitless is my love, my lucky char," 1788 02:05:16,192 --> 02:05:21,824 "A rich heart, turned to penury," 1789 02:05:22,732 --> 02:05:28,102 "Limitless is my love, my lucky charm." 1790 02:05:42,051 --> 02:05:42,949 Hello 1791 02:06:10,446 --> 02:06:13,244 we don't have any other option. Lets run away. 1792 02:06:13,316 --> 02:06:15,011 I cannot betray Karishma 1793 02:06:15,351 --> 02:06:16,943 But you can betray yourself? 1794 02:06:17,020 --> 02:06:18,180 Look I cannot end my seven year old relationship... 1795 02:06:18,254 --> 02:06:19,778 ...on account of the last seven days 1796 02:06:19,856 --> 02:06:21,221 what commitment is this? 1797 02:06:21,290 --> 02:06:24,191 You don't love her, she wants to break up with you... 1798 02:06:24,260 --> 02:06:27,161 ...and we both love each other but you're still marrying her? 1799 02:06:27,230 --> 02:06:28,822 What logic is this? 1800 02:06:31,768 --> 02:06:33,326 Meeta you will apply logic, science, your llT-ness, 1801 02:06:33,403 --> 02:06:35,394 stretched palms and get out of this situation. 1802 02:06:36,239 --> 02:06:37,866 However I'm an emotional fool... 1803 02:06:38,741 --> 02:06:40,174 ...will get stuck in this... 1804 02:06:40,843 --> 02:06:43,107 You won't be stuck, I guarantee you this... 1805 02:06:43,179 --> 02:06:45,170 Please... don't confuse me anymore... 1806 02:06:45,681 --> 02:06:47,945 Just go... Go back to China! 1807 02:08:07,230 --> 02:08:09,994 Gimme... At least show me! 1808 02:08:22,178 --> 02:08:27,980 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1809 02:08:29,085 --> 02:08:34,990 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1810 02:08:35,992 --> 02:08:40,190 "In the face of silences," 1811 02:08:40,263 --> 02:08:43,323 "Search for your call," 1812 02:08:43,399 --> 02:08:45,890 "Search for your call," 1813 02:08:45,968 --> 02:08:51,770 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1814 02:08:52,742 --> 02:08:57,770 Meeta's gone... Even my 100 million couldn't stop her 1815 02:08:59,949 --> 02:09:03,817 "In the face of silences," 1816 02:09:03,886 --> 02:09:06,719 "Search for your call," 1817 02:09:07,256 --> 02:09:10,225 "Search for your call," 1818 02:09:46,929 --> 02:09:53,232 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1819 02:09:54,036 --> 02:09:58,837 "In the face of silences," 1820 02:10:01,744 --> 02:10:04,838 Do you remember what you told me 7 days ago? 1821 02:10:10,820 --> 02:10:11,980 I got the money... 1822 02:10:13,322 --> 02:10:14,311 Meeta, I want to become a police 1823 02:10:14,390 --> 02:10:15,857 I am not Meeta, I'm Karishma 1824 02:10:20,196 --> 02:10:22,323 Do you guys want to get married? 1825 02:10:29,205 --> 02:10:32,231 "Sometimes wandering in circles," 1826 02:10:32,308 --> 02:10:35,300 "At other times beaten by desires," 1827 02:10:35,378 --> 02:10:39,712 "The love bird sulks around the moon." 1828 02:10:41,417 --> 02:10:44,318 "The smallest of compromises," 1829 02:10:44,387 --> 02:10:47,413 "It must always abstain from," 1830 02:10:47,690 --> 02:10:52,184 "No force can convince it of." 1831 02:10:52,962 --> 02:10:56,420 "The world and its shackles," 1832 02:10:56,699 --> 02:10:59,896 "Mean nothing at all when," 1833 02:10:59,969 --> 02:11:02,802 "The tug is from the heartstring," 1834 02:11:03,072 --> 02:11:05,199 "The tug is from the heartstring." 1835 02:11:05,274 --> 02:11:11,270 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1836 02:11:11,314 --> 02:11:17,742 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1837 02:11:17,820 --> 02:11:21,449 "In the face of silences," 1838 02:11:21,724 --> 02:11:24,693 "Search for your call." 1839 02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:26,819 "Search for your call." 1840 02:11:26,896 --> 02:11:32,857 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1841 02:11:32,935 --> 02:11:40,341 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1842 02:12:28,023 --> 02:12:29,752 Do you love me? 1843 02:12:30,993 --> 02:12:33,291 We've fought and made up for the last 7 years, 1844 02:12:33,863 --> 02:12:36,525 doesn't mean we can do that all our lives... 1845 02:12:38,100 --> 02:12:40,534 There is a huge difference between a 'break up' and a divorce. 1846 02:12:47,243 --> 02:12:51,475 I used break up with you because I knew you will never leave me... 1847 02:12:54,884 --> 02:12:57,114 You were always perfect for me... 1848 02:12:58,754 --> 02:13:00,949 ...but I was never right for you... 1849 02:13:07,963 --> 02:13:10,329 If I break up with you... will you stop me? 1850 02:13:10,399 --> 02:13:12,867 What do you want me to do? 1851 02:13:13,936 --> 02:13:15,301 What do you want? 1852 02:13:15,971 --> 02:13:18,906 "In you I place my trust, for you are my confidante," 1853 02:13:18,974 --> 02:13:21,306 "All my inadequacies, you are well aware of." 1854 02:13:21,377 --> 02:13:24,437 Just go Nikhil... don't make me break up with you again... 1855 02:13:24,513 --> 02:13:28,074 "Yet every emotion, in essence innocent." 1856 02:13:28,150 --> 02:13:31,142 "Strange are my habits," 1857 02:13:31,220 --> 02:13:34,121 "selfish some desires," 1858 02:13:34,190 --> 02:13:35,487 Please just go... 1859 02:13:35,758 --> 02:13:40,752 "Yet every emotion, in essence innocent." 1860 02:13:41,263 --> 02:13:44,198 "I am a dark empty tunnel" 1861 02:13:44,266 --> 02:13:47,133 "and you the light at the end of which," 1862 02:13:47,203 --> 02:13:49,034 "I am the night that engulfed me," 1863 02:13:49,104 --> 02:13:52,301 You're scared... Actually, you are a total coward! 1864 02:13:54,009 --> 02:13:56,409 "And you the dawn of redemption." 1865 02:13:56,479 --> 02:14:02,247 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1866 02:14:02,318 --> 02:14:08,257 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you." 1867 02:14:08,824 --> 02:14:12,385 "In the face of silences," 1868 02:14:12,461 --> 02:14:15,487 "Search for your call," 1869 02:14:15,764 --> 02:14:17,755 "Search for your call," 1870 02:14:17,833 --> 02:14:23,294 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1871 02:14:23,439 --> 02:14:29,969 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1872 02:14:30,045 --> 02:14:36,041 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1873 02:14:36,118 --> 02:14:42,489 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1874 02:14:42,992 --> 02:14:44,425 where are you going?! - I am running away uncle 1875 02:14:44,693 --> 02:14:47,787 How can you run away, while I am still here?! 1876 02:14:47,863 --> 02:14:50,161 Come, just come here - Okay... Okay 1877 02:14:51,867 --> 02:14:52,231 Bye! 1878 02:14:52,301 --> 02:14:54,895 Catch him... Don't let him go. 1879 02:15:08,384 --> 02:15:10,875 Devesh, that Nikhil is running 1880 02:15:10,953 --> 02:15:12,352 away and you are sitting here 1881 02:15:12,421 --> 02:15:16,084 Calm down... He's going to come back right here 1882 02:15:16,158 --> 02:15:20,026 I wish we could get rid of him, so easily... 1883 02:15:20,095 --> 02:15:23,189 He is joining the police force, by the way 1884 02:15:23,299 --> 02:15:24,163 Right now? 1885 02:15:24,266 --> 02:15:25,858 No... after the wedding... 1886 02:15:25,935 --> 02:15:31,168 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1887 02:15:31,941 --> 02:15:37,811 "The giddy heart... sets forth for you," 1888 02:15:39,148 --> 02:15:41,480 Are you coming or going somewhere? 1889 02:15:48,357 --> 02:15:50,018 No... right now I'm stuck. 1890 02:16:22,391 --> 02:16:24,188 I have these sensations... 1891 02:16:24,426 --> 02:16:27,054 ...as if fountains of cool water are breaking out underneath... 1892 02:16:27,129 --> 02:16:29,791 ...and simultaneously, fireworks are going off above... 1893 02:16:30,265 --> 02:16:34,031 ...and this time it's raised to the power N and then they go to infinity - 1894 02:17:06,869 --> 02:17:10,896 Sir... if she smiles, she's snared 1895 02:17:12,341 --> 02:17:13,808 But why are we going to Germany? 1896 02:17:13,876 --> 02:17:15,070 Don't you have to be in China? 1897 02:17:15,144 --> 02:17:17,977 Actually my vendors were trying to procure from Germany, 1898 02:17:18,080 --> 02:17:19,843 but the cheque was returned, so they need me to issue... 1899 02:17:19,915 --> 02:17:21,439 a cheque, so they need to solve the problem... - Just a sec! 1900 02:17:21,717 --> 02:17:22,741 There is a problem in Germany too! 1901 02:17:22,818 --> 02:17:24,752 Please tell me you don't have to hack something over there?! 1902 02:17:24,820 --> 02:17:27,186 Technically... No... But we will be addressing the problem... 1903 02:17:27,256 --> 02:17:29,190 Meeta, I'm going to be a cop... 1904 02:17:29,258 --> 02:17:30,486 I cannot be part of a criminal activity! 1905 02:17:30,759 --> 02:17:33,284 Don't worry... you're safe... you are under Indian jurisdiction! 1906 02:17:33,362 --> 02:17:35,455 What do you mean I am safe... we both need to be safe?! 1907 02:17:35,731 --> 02:17:36,891 We're going there to relax - we will both be safe! 1908 02:17:36,965 --> 02:17:38,296 I'll solve every problem, don't worry! 1909 02:17:38,367 --> 02:17:40,130 We're going to relax, let's change our tickets, let's go somewhere else... 1910 02:17:40,202 --> 02:17:41,794 Just raise your hands... - I'm not raising my hands! 1911 02:17:50,045 --> 02:17:51,740 "You know she like the drama" 1912 02:17:51,814 --> 02:17:53,111 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1913 02:17:53,182 --> 02:17:55,844 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1914 02:17:56,351 --> 02:17:58,216 "You know she like the drama" 1915 02:17:58,287 --> 02:17:59,879 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1916 02:17:59,955 --> 02:18:02,389 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1917 02:18:03,859 --> 02:18:05,759 "Innocent at a glance," 1918 02:18:05,861 --> 02:18:08,921 "However crooked the stance," 1919 02:18:08,997 --> 02:18:11,397 "Mouthing bitter words," 1920 02:18:11,467 --> 02:18:13,765 "Delicious is her tongue." 1921 02:18:13,836 --> 02:18:15,235 "Fragrance of the rose petals," 1922 02:18:15,304 --> 02:18:16,999 "wine in a shapely bottle," 1923 02:18:17,072 --> 02:18:20,098 "A scene of total decimation." 1924 02:18:20,175 --> 02:18:21,733 "Her attitude is funky," 1925 02:18:21,810 --> 02:18:23,277 "An opera worth a penny," 1926 02:18:23,345 --> 02:18:26,439 "The gal's a drama queen." 1927 02:18:26,715 --> 02:18:28,182 "A saucerful of eyes" 1928 02:18:28,250 --> 02:18:29,945 "A reservoir of tears," 1929 02:18:30,018 --> 02:18:33,078 "The gal's a drama queen" 1930 02:18:33,155 --> 02:18:34,918 "Her attitude is funky," 1931 02:18:34,990 --> 02:18:36,423 "An opera worth a penny," 1932 02:18:36,492 --> 02:18:39,825 "The gal's a drama queen." 1933 02:18:39,895 --> 02:18:41,294 "A saucerful of eyes" 1934 02:18:41,363 --> 02:18:43,092 "A reservoir of tears," 1935 02:18:43,165 --> 02:18:46,259 "The gal's a drama queen" 1936 02:18:59,882 --> 02:19:01,315 "I sing upon tables," 1937 02:19:01,383 --> 02:19:03,180 "And twirl upon chairs," 1938 02:19:03,252 --> 02:19:06,244 "Fulfill all the heart desires." 1939 02:19:06,321 --> 02:19:07,811 "Think what you will," 1940 02:19:07,890 --> 02:19:09,448 "A result of intoxication," 1941 02:19:09,725 --> 02:19:12,888 "Or signs of losing my marbles." 1942 02:19:12,961 --> 02:19:14,360 "Fragrance of the rose petals," 1943 02:19:14,396 --> 02:19:16,159 "wine in a shapely bottle," 1944 02:19:16,231 --> 02:19:19,291 "A scene of total decimation." 1945 02:19:19,334 --> 02:19:20,892 "Her attitude is funky," 1946 02:19:20,969 --> 02:19:22,436 "An opera worth a penny," 1947 02:19:22,704 --> 02:19:25,798 "The gal's a drama queen." 1948 02:19:25,874 --> 02:19:27,341 "A saucerful of eyes" 1949 02:19:27,409 --> 02:19:29,104 "A reservoir of tears," 1950 02:19:29,178 --> 02:19:32,204 "The gal's a drama queen." 1951 02:19:32,281 --> 02:19:34,146 "Her attitude is funky," 1952 02:19:34,216 --> 02:19:35,911 "An opera worth a penny," 1953 02:19:35,984 --> 02:19:38,976 "The gal's a drama queen." 1954 02:19:39,054 --> 02:19:40,487 "A saucerful of eyes" 1955 02:19:40,756 --> 02:19:42,314 "A reservoir of tears," 1956 02:19:42,391 --> 02:19:45,292 "The gal's a drama queen" 1957 02:19:45,360 --> 02:19:46,827 "You know she like the drama" 1958 02:19:46,895 --> 02:19:48,362 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1959 02:19:48,430 --> 02:19:51,297 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1960 02:19:51,800 --> 02:19:53,324 "You know she like the drama" 1961 02:19:53,402 --> 02:19:54,994 "Yeah, she's a sexy mama" 1962 02:19:55,070 --> 02:19:58,164 "And when she dance, everybody goes" 1963 02:20:18,760 --> 02:20:20,284 "Your eyes seem to spit," 1964 02:20:20,362 --> 02:20:22,193 "Bullets episodically, and delay," 1965 02:20:22,264 --> 02:20:25,165 "Snuffing of life in an instance." 1966 02:20:25,234 --> 02:20:27,031 "With a rosary of pearls," 1967 02:20:27,102 --> 02:20:28,694 "I penance upon your name," 1968 02:20:28,770 --> 02:20:31,933 "In the hope my name gets an utterance." 1969 02:20:32,007 --> 02:20:33,770 "Worth many a million," 1970 02:20:33,842 --> 02:20:35,366 "Your body is gilded bullion," 1971 02:20:35,444 --> 02:20:38,311 "Alas your heart is rather mean." 1972 02:20:38,380 --> 02:20:39,938 "Her attitude is funky," 1973 02:20:40,015 --> 02:20:41,414 "An opera worth a penny," 1974 02:20:41,483 --> 02:20:44,714 "The gal's a drama queen." 1975 02:20:44,786 --> 02:20:46,276 "A saucerful of eyes" 1976 02:20:46,355 --> 02:20:48,016 "A reservoir of tears," 1977 02:20:48,090 --> 02:20:51,184 "The gal's a drama queen" 1978 02:20:51,260 --> 02:20:53,023 "Her attitude is funky," 1979 02:20:53,061 --> 02:20:54,722 "An opera worth a penny," 1980 02:20:54,796 --> 02:20:57,890 "The gal's a drama queen." 1981 02:20:57,966 --> 02:20:59,695 "A saucerful of eyes" 1982 02:20:59,768 --> 02:21:01,326 "A reservoir of tears," 1983 02:21:01,370 --> 02:21:04,897 "The gal's a drama queen" 143648

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