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( plates shatter )
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- ( gunshot )
- ( woman screams)
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( clicks )
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( theme music playing )
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But, chief, I'm telling
You 99 had no right
To shoot at me.
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She could have
Hit me.
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86, you had no business
Drawing your gun on
That kaos agent.
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- but, chief--
- it was your job
To follow that man
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Not to apprehend him.
It's a good thing I had 99
And 56 there to back you up.
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- I'm sorry
I had to do it, max.
- that's all right, 9--
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56? You had 56
Backing me up too?
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Yes, max, and 56 is still
Following that kaos agent.
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That agent is our only lead
To their number-one man,
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The man in charge of kaos's
Data smuggling operation.
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Your man was number three.
He would lead us to number two.
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And number two would
Lead us to number one.
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How long have we been
Following those agents?
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Since number 118.
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118?
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My gosh, chief,
That seems like an awful
Waste of time to me.
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Why didn't we just start off
With number one?
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Max, this chain
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Is part of a massive
Smuggling operation
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To get the formula
Of the tk-800 out
Of the country.
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- the tk-800?
- right.
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The tk-800-- chief,
If they ever get the tk-800
Out of the country
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- we're in a lot of trouble.
- uh-huh.
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- there's only one thing
That bothers me.
- what?
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What is the tk-800?
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It's the formula for
The tranquilizer bomb.
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We think number three
Is carrying the formula
To a higher-up.
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- what about the map, chief?
- what map?
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This chart represents
The movements
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Of all the kaos agents
From 118 to number three.
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We thought if we could
Figure out a pattern
To their movements
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We might be able to deduce
Where their headquarters is.
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- ( phone ringing )
- that may be 56 reporting in.
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Hello?
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Oh yes, 56,
Where are you?
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Oh, I see.
Has he made contact?
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Well, hang on to him.
I'm sending 86 and 99
To take over.
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He followed number three
To the airport.
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You two will pick him up there.
Max, are you listening?
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Huh?
Oh, yes, chief.
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I'm just trying to figure
Something out.
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You see, the position
Of all these kaos agents
Can be explained.
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- all except one.
- which one is that?
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Now what's this guy doing
Up here in manitoba?
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He was holding
The map up.
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( woman speaking over p.A. )
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- 56?
- yes, 86.
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- where's our subject?
- he made contact
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With another man
Wearing a loud
Sports shirt.
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They went into
The men's lounge
About a minute ago.
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All right, 56.
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When they come out, you stay
With the number-three man.
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99 and I will
Follow the new one.
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Max, here they come.
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Wait a minute, 99.
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- there's something
Strange about that man.
- what?
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He's not wearing
A loud sports shirt.
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the number-three manwas wearing the loudsports shirt.
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For some reason or other
They exchanged shirts.
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- come on
- right.
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There you are, sir.
Your flight for san francisco
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Is leaving at gate nine.
I think you can
Just make it.
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Yes, sir?
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- two tickets to
San francisco please.
- mm-hmm.
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- first class or tourist?
- tourist.
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- dinner flight
Or snack flight?
- dinner.
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- single plan or family plan?
- single.
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Will that be cash
Or advanced billing?
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- cash, and please hurry.
- last call for flight 72
To san francisco.
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- round trip or one way?
- round trip.
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And when will you
Be returning?
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What difference
Does it make?
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It may not matter
To you but it certainly
Matters to us.
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Look, why don't you
Make it any time it's
Convenient for the airline?
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Good,
I'll leave that open.
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Max, we're gonna
Miss that plane.
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That'll be $609.42.
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Oh, by the way,
The movie
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That you'll be seeing
Is "Brunch in acapulco."
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- "Brunch in acapulco"?
- yes, starring george brennan,
Joan bennett
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With edward g. Robinson
And lynn bari in
Supporting roles.
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Oh, and joan blondell
And cab calloway make
Cameo appearances.
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- does that take
Place in mexico?
- yes, it does.
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- I saw it, 99.
- max, the plane.
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Please, 99, I'm telling
You I saw the picture
And it was a bomb.
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Even joan blondell
Couldn't save it.
What else have you got?
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On the flight to seattle
Connecting to san francisco
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We have a real winner--
"The return of the cisco kid."
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"The return of the cisco kid"!
Now that was a great one, 99.
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Tell me, does gilbert roland
Play the cisco kid?
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- max!
- let me see.
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No no no, he doesn't.
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Raul hernandez plays
The cisco kid.
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Uh-oh, I'm sorry.
( chuckles )
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Raul hernandez
Is your pilot.
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Don't you have anything
With cary grant in it?
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- let me see.
- max, come on!
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Very good.
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It appears, bobo,
That our old adver--
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Our old adversary
Maxwell smart
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Has fallen
Into our trap.
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He does not realize
That he is walking
Into great danger.
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It is true, master.
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I never fly
If I can avoid it.
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No, you misunderstand
Me, bobo.
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Mr. Smart follows
Number two, ling how,
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Hoping to be led to me.
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But what he does not know
Is that death awaits him
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At the end of his odyssey.
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Now here are your orders.
It is very simple.
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Go to the tremont hotel.
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When ling how arrives,
Kill him.Get the shirt
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And leave this half
Laundry ticket on his body.
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Now do you have that, bobo?
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Yes, master.
Just give me
The last part again.
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- which part?
- the part after
"It's very simple."
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Oh, bobo.
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( door creaks )
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Interesting.
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He was killed and then
Put into the closet.
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Moment, please.
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Suppose murdered man
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Was killed
While hanging up coat.
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- who's that?
- that's hoo.
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- who's who?
- he's hoo.
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Oh, he's who.
What are you
Talking about?
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Oh, mr. Smart,
This is the famous
Hawaiian detective,
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Now serving
With the san francisco
Police force,
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Inspector harry hoo.
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Oh, he's hoo.
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Hi, hoo.
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It certainly is nice
To meet you, inspector hoo.
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I've heard so much
About your work.
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You are too kind,
Mr. Smart.
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Humble master detective
Is honored to help you
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In unusual case.
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Uh, what bothers me about
This case, inspector hoo,
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Is the motive
For the murder.
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Oh, correction, please.
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This is not case
Of murder, mr. Smart.
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This case of robbery.
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Robbery?
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That's amazing.
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But how can you say
It's robbery, mr. Hoo?
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I mean, the man
Was found dead
With $100 in his wallet.
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Humble beg pardon,
Mr. Smart.
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Suppose victim's wallet
Originally contain
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$101.
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By george,
You're right.
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Of course, then they
Took the dollar
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And left the $100
To throw us off the track.
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You are apt pupil,
Mr. Smart.
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Yes, of course.
Then they murdered him
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So we wouldn't find out
About the robbery.
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It is wisely written,
Mr. Smart,
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"Dead men tell no tales."
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Mr. Smart,
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You are man
Of some perception.
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What do you notice
About man on floor?
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He's not breathing.
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Which present two
Possibility, mr. Smart.
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One: man has gone
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To visit honorable
Ancestor.
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Or?
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Man very good
At holding breath.
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Do you not notice anything
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Else unusual, mr. Smart?
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No, I don't think so,
Mr. Hoo.
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Your eyes see,
Mr. Smart,
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But they do not
Observe.
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I don't think
I follow you, mr. Hoo.
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Observe closely,
Mr. Smart.
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Murdered man dressed
In business suit.
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Gray jacket and pants,
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Black socks and shoes,
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Striped necktie,
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Silver tie clasp.
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Hmm, looks pretty good.
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Then why,
I ask you, mr. Smart,
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Why is he not
Wearing shirt?
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By golly, you don't
Miss a trick, do you?
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You know, a lot of people
Wouldn't have noticed
That little detail.
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That is why it is wisely
Written, mr. Smart,
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"Bird in hand
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Gather no moss."
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Ah so.
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Is it a clue, hoo?
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It is evidence left
By murderer, mr. Smart,
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- it's a button.
- which present
Two possibility.
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One: victim tore button
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From murderer jacket
During struggle.
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Or?
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It is button
From my jacket
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Sleeve.
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Right.
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Tell me, mr. Hoo,
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Do all hawaiian detectives
Wear white suits?
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No, I began
To wear white suit
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In hawaii
When I was employee
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Of ice cream firm.
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Well, they're very
Attractive.
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( chuckles )
You should see
My cleaning bills.
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Tell me, mr. Smart,
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How you think
Murder was committed.
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Two possibilities.
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One:
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He was killed
By a .22-caliber pistol
At long range
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By a short man who was
A stranger to him.
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Or?
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He was killed at close range
By a knife
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Used by a woman he knew
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Who was over six feet tall.
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Amazing.
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Ah so.
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You found something,
Mr. Hoo?
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Perhaps, mr. Smart.
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Notice please, ashtray
Contain two cigarettes.
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I see.
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Then that means that there
Was someone here in the room
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With the victim
When he was killed.
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Perhaps even
The murderer.
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Moment please.
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Moment please?
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Once again
Worthy control agent
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Leap
To obvious conclusion.
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If victim
Were non-smoker
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Could have been
Two smokers in room
With him.
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Well, that's true.
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Perhaps two smokers
And one non-smoker.
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Moment please.
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Moment please?
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Perhaps there were
Two smokers
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And two non-smokers.
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Perhaps two smokers
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And four non-smokers.
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Then what
You're saying, mr. Hoo,
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Is that there could have
Been as many 50 people
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In this room with the victim
When he was killed.
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Providing only two
Of them were smokers.
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Exactly.
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Boy, it must have been
Pretty crowded in here.
246
00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:55,801
- max.
- oh, 99.
247
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:58,233
I talked
To all of the other
Occupants on the floor
248
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,967
And they heard
No strange noises,
249
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:02,734
Just the usual running
And shooting and screaming.
250
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:04,567
Oh.
Oh, 99,
251
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:07,801
I'd like you to meet
Mr. Hoo, the famous
Hawaiian detective.
252
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,500
- hello.
- charmed.
253
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,801
Haven't we met before
In hawaii?
254
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:14,734
Do you like ice cream?
255
00:16:14,734 --> 00:16:16,767
- no.
- then I don't think
We've met.
256
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,667
99, I think you'd better
Check in with control
257
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,867
- and tell them what's
Been happening here.
- right, max.
258
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:25,634
We're gonna remove
The body, sir.
259
00:16:25,634 --> 00:16:27,734
Uh, moment please.
260
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:30,233
Much can be learned
From man
261
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:32,233
By what he carry
On person.
262
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:34,867
Please to examine
263
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:37,001
Pockets, mr. Smart.
264
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,101
Wallet...
265
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,101
Handkerchief...
266
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,467
Comb...
267
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,134
Keys to my apartment.
268
00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:54,500
One moment, mr. Smart.
269
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,300
Victim had key
270
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,400
To your apartment
In his pocket?
271
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,867
Oh.
272
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:01,867
You want me
To search his pockets.
273
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:07,434
Well, there's nothing
In his pocket
274
00:17:07,434 --> 00:17:09,300
But this half
Of a laundry ticket.
275
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,634
Ah so.Laundry ticket
Tell us something.
276
00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:15,467
Present two possibilities.
277
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,834
One: either victim
Was trying to locate
278
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:22,200
Man with other half
Of laundry ticket,
279
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,068
- or--
- moment please.
280
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:29,600
You mind if I try other
Half of possibilities?
281
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,967
Please to do so.
282
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,434
Or...
283
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,634
Victim only took half
284
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,434
His laundry
To the cleaners.
285
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,233
Amazing.
286
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:45,901
Has weapon been cleared
For prints?
287
00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:48,801
There were no prints, sir.
The murderer must have
Worn gloves.
288
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,567
Oh, thank you.
You may take body now.
289
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:56,034
Mr. Smart, it would
Be most instructive
290
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,834
If we reconstruct crime.
291
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,367
Will you assist me,
Please?
292
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,034
I'd be most happy to,
Mr. Hoo.
293
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:03,534
Judging from angle
Of wound
294
00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:06,801
Victim was standing
Quite close to assailant.
295
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:09,400
- like so.
- like this.
296
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,834
I suspect murderer
Was holding knife
Up his sleeve.
297
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,400
Like this.
298
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,134
When murderer was
Ready to strike
299
00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:19,233
- he merely slid out knife...
- like this.
300
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:22,400
- pulled victim close
To him with free arm...
- like this.
301
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,300
Seized the knife
And plunged it home.
302
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,233
Like this!
303
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,734
Sorry about that.
304
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,901
Amazing.
305
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,867
Max, are you sure
This is the right one?
306
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:53,901
All chinese laundries
Look alike to me.
307
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,801
Please, 99,
308
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,901
The address was right on
The back of the laundry ticket
We found on the body.
309
00:19:00,134 --> 00:19:01,734
I'm no harry hoo,
310
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,934
But give me some credit
For some intelligence.
311
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,734
Where is harry hoo?
312
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:08,434
I think he got
A little irritated
When I tore his coat.
313
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:10,400
I guess he went
Home to change.
314
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,333
Hmm, that's funny, 99.
315
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,001
What's so funny about shirts
In a chinese laundry?
316
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:22,101
Well, these laundry marks.
317
00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:24,767
I've never seen such
A complicated series
318
00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:26,967
Of numbers
On a man's shirt.
319
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,901
- you don't suppose...
- what, max?
320
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:37,333
So, it's our old friend
The craw.
321
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,801
Not the craw.
The claw!
322
00:19:39,801 --> 00:19:42,667
- bobo, take their weapons.
- one move and I fire.
323
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:46,734
Mr. Smart, what use
Would your flashlight
Be against this?
324
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:49,068
At least I can see
Who's killing me.
325
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,901
It's in her purse.
326
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,901
The claw:
thank you, mr. Smart.
327
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,667
Well, how do you
Like this, 99?
328
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,367
The craw, one of the great
Master criminals of all time
329
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,901
Working in
A chinese laundry.
330
00:20:14,901 --> 00:20:16,901
No, mr. Smart.
331
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:20,567
Operating a chain
Of chinese laundries
Across the nation
332
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:24,001
Where kaos agents
Receive and pass on
Stolen information.
333
00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:27,034
A complete spy network.
334
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:29,600
The spy network
Is just a front.
335
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,934
The real money
Is in the laundry.
336
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:33,967
The less he knows
The better.
337
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,967
Of course, max.
The formula
338
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,400
For the tranquilizer bomb
Is in the laundry mark.
339
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,068
Exactly.
Where no immigration
Officer would ever look.
340
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,367
This way, mr. Smart.
341
00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:54,400
This laundry is the end
Of our pipeline.
342
00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,233
And now, mr. Smart,
You will tell me
343
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,534
Which of my men is known
To your organization.
344
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,400
Like the careless ling how,
He must be eliminated.
345
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,400
You're wasting your time, craw.
You'll never get anything
Out of me.
346
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,034
I think our most fitting
Means of persuasion
347
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:11,701
Is close at hand.
Bobo, the pressing machine.
348
00:21:17,534 --> 00:21:19,467
Show him how
It works, bobo.
349
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,600
Do you have
Anything to say?
350
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,967
No starch, please.
351
00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:35,101
Bobo, you may now
Press mr. Smart's head.
352
00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,367
Hoo:
moment please.
353
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,333
Oh, it is you, hoo.
354
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,734
We meet again,
Mr. Craw.
355
00:21:45,734 --> 00:21:48,767
Claw, not craw!
Claw!
356
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,934
Well, I see you two
Know each other.
357
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:54,168
Have followed trail
Of this man for many years.
358
00:21:54,168 --> 00:21:56,267
Have complete file on him
359
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:59,701
Lacking in only one item.
360
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:06,734
What item is that?
361
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:09,267
Complete set
Of fingerprints.
362
00:22:11,134 --> 00:22:12,801
How did you know
We were here?
363
00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:15,034
Called your hotel
And got no answer.
364
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,834
How did you know
To look for us here
In the chinese laundry?
365
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,934
Was not looking
For you.
366
00:22:19,934 --> 00:22:22,400
Always bring
My shirts here.
367
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,400
Amazing.
368
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,801
So you see, mr. Hoo,
That's how they did it.
369
00:22:33,801 --> 00:22:36,834
Five different kaos agents
Each carrying a shirt
370
00:22:36,834 --> 00:22:38,767
From a kaos laundry
Near the pentagon.
371
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:41,500
And each shirt containing
A part of the formula.
372
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:45,034
In that way none of
The kaos agent could go
Into business for himself.
373
00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:47,200
If you don't mind, 99,
374
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,233
- I'd like to tell
This in my own way.
- right, max.
375
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:52,467
You see, mr. Hoo,
In that way
376
00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:55,567
None of the kaos agents
Could go into business
For himself.
377
00:22:57,467 --> 00:23:00,434
Anyway, the terminal
Was always here at
The craw's laundry.
378
00:23:00,434 --> 00:23:02,400
From here the data
Would go overseas.
379
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,101
But tell me, mr. Hoo,
How did you know this was more
Than just a simple murder?
380
00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:08,034
Ah, it is truly written,
381
00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:10,734
"Eyes of mind never sleep."
382
00:23:10,734 --> 00:23:13,500
Your honorable servant
Observe two things
383
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,134
That were most suggestive.
384
00:23:15,134 --> 00:23:17,801
Two possibilities, eh?
385
00:23:17,801 --> 00:23:19,134
What were they, mr. Hoo?
386
00:23:19,134 --> 00:23:21,567
First, porcelain cat
387
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,701
Was missing from usual
Spot on mantelpiece.
388
00:23:24,701 --> 00:23:27,168
Second, gardener
389
00:23:27,168 --> 00:23:29,367
Had trimmed magnolias.
390
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,034
Of course.
The porcelain cat.
391
00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:33,200
It's all so simple.
392
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,801
What porcelain cat?
393
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:39,001
So sorry,
That was another case.
394
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,101
In that one
Gardener did it.
395
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:45,434
Don't suppose there was
Gardener in this case?
396
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:46,901
No.
397
00:23:46,901 --> 00:23:49,267
Well, anyway, mr. Hoo,
398
00:23:49,267 --> 00:23:51,034
You came just
In the nick of time.
399
00:23:51,034 --> 00:23:53,400
The craw was about
To subject me to this.
400
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,068
Ah yes, chinese
Steam-press torture.
401
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:59,801
Fiendish but effective.
402
00:24:01,134 --> 00:24:03,134
Ah!
403
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:08,701
Allow me to offer
Old oriental saying--
404
00:24:08,701 --> 00:24:11,834
( speaks foreign language )
405
00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:15,500
Uh, what does that mean?
406
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,834
Sorry about that.
407
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600
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