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Your move, max.
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Chief, when was
The last time I
Beat you at chess?
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You've never beaten me
At chess, max.
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That long ago, eh?
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Well, that situation
Is about to be remedied.
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You walked into
A very cleverly laid
Trap, chief.
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Now watch carefully.
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I'm about to execute
A fantastic maneuver.
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After this move,
The game will
Be over.
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- checkmate.
- just as I predicted.
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The game is over.
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Coffee and rolls,
Gentlemen?
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Oh, yes.
Thank you,
Devonshire.
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( squirts )
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Actually,
That wasn't the move
I had in mind.
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This time I'm going
To chop you just--
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Don't drink
That coffee.
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Waiter.Hey, you!
Come back here.
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( crowd mutters )
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- he got away.
- well, what happened,
Devonshire?
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I saw that scoundrel
Pour something into
Your coffee, chief.
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Are you sure?
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Devonshire, I'm sure
You're imagining things.
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Just in case, chief,
Better let me
Taste it.
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No, wait
A minute, max.
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Now that's what
I call strong coffee.
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That was acid.
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Devonshire,
You've saved my life.
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How can I
Thank you?
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By accepting
My most embarrassed
Apologies, chief.
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To think a thing
Like this should happen
At the regency club.
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Waiter...
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Max, that looks
Like the work
Of kaos.
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You're right, chief.
It looks like they're
Out to kill you.
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But don't worry.
From now on,
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I'll be with you
Every minute, day and night.
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In order to get
To you, they're going
To have to kill me first.
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Aw, thank you, max.
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Wait a minute,
Chief.
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Just as I thought,
It's ticking.
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The old time-bomb-
In-the-roll trick.
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Strange.
I could have sworn
I heard it ticking.
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You did, max.
My watch.
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That's funny.
It's not ticking now.
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( theme music playing )
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I don't mind
Telling you, max,
I'm a little concerned
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That a kaos man
Was able to get
Into the regency club.
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Me too, chief.
Imagine, a private
Club like that.
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There's no telling
Where they'll be able
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To infiltrate next,
Maybe even the pentagon.
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You're right, chief.
But even if they do get
A man into the pentagon,
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That's not saying
He'll be able
To get out.
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I remember
One of our own agents was
Lost in there for three days.
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Three days?
Max, no agent could be
That confused.
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Well, let's see now.
I went in on a friday...
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- I came out on--
- never mind, max.
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Watch the phone,
I'll be back
In a minute.
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Hello, chief.
Max, I just heard what
Happened at the regency club.
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- I'm worried.
- me too, 99.
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The chief is going
To have to be guarded
Day and night.
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We can't let him
Out of our sight
For one single minute.
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But max, you know how
He hates to have people
Around him constantly.
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I have to leave the building.
I'll be back soon.
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Does he at least have
A gun to protect himself?
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I don't know, 99.
I'd better check
And find out.
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Right.
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Here, let me help you
On with your coat, chief.
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Thank you, max.
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There you go.
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Thank you,
Goodbye.
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Bye, chief.
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Does he
Have a gun?
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- mm-hm.
- are you sure?
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Positive, 99.
Here it is.
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Max, now he has
No way to protect
Himself at all.
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Oh...
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Well, at least he
Won't shoot himself
Accidentally.
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Max, I've been
Thinking about
The regency club.
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Do you think it's
A good idea for you
And the chief
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To expose yourself
To danger by playing
Chess there?
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Don't be
Ridiculous, 99.
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The regency club is
The one place the chief
And I will be absolutely safe.
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Besides,
There's a good man
Looking out for us there.
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- who's that?
- good old trustworthy
Cedric devonshire.
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"You thought"?!
Kaos doesn't pay
You to think.
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You men were
Sent here to obey.
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It's taken me years
To gain my position of trust
At the regency club.
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And it has proven
A veritable stockpile
Of information for kaos.
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If that assassination
Attempt had been
Successful,
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It would have
Ruined everything.
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It was our understanding
That headquarters
Issued orders
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To have the chief
Of control liquidated.
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Gentlemen,
There is a plan
In the works
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To eradicate both
The chief of control
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And maxwell smart
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In such a way
That there will be
No link to kaos.
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I have just completed
My final experiment
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And it is
An unqualified success.
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What is "It"?
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All in due time,
Gentlemen.
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Tomorrow morning,
I want maxwell smart
Abducted
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And brought
To me
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Alive.
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( gunfire )
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Don't kill him.
We've got to take
Him alive.
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Make him use up
His ammunition.
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( gunfire continues )
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Hello, control?
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Operator:
what numberare you calling?
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I'm calling control,
Operator.
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I cannot hear youclearly, sir.
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Sorry about that, operator.
You see, I'm in a running
Gun battle.
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Wait a minute,
I'll put my silencer on.
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Is that better
Operator?
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yes, much better, sir.
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now, whom do you want?
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I'm calling control,
Operator.
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control?
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Yes, a master spy organization
Here in washington,
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Operated by the forces of good
In the free world
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To combat the forces of evil
And totalitarianism.
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would you pleasespell that, sir?
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Control:
C-o-n--
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no, "Totalitarianism."
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Operator,
Would you please hurry?
I'm in great danger.
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one moment, please.
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that numberhas been changed.
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have you a pencil?
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Operator, I've got
A fantastic memory.
Just give me the number.
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I'd prefer youto make a noteof the numbers
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to avoid dialingincorrectly.
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Just a minute.
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I've got a pen.
Go ahead, give it to me.
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the number is5-5-5-6-2-1-3.
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5-5-5-6-2-1-3.
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what numberare you dialing?
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Operator,
I'm calling control.
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you have dialedincorrectly.
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give me your nameand address, and your dimewill be refunded.
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00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:09,068
Operator, I'm calling
From my shoe.
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00:08:09,068 --> 00:08:11,534
what is the numberof your shoe, sir?
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It's an unlisted shoe,
Operator.
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Never mind.
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( gun clicks )
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- that's it.
- let's take him.
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( phone ringing )
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Receptionist:
control headquarters...control headquarters.
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Sorry,
Wrong number.
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Gentlemen...
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I am about
To administer "It."
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That's it?
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It's a brainwashing
Pill,
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The end result
Of 15 years of
Private research.
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Kaos spy:
it's workingalready.
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Maxwell smart,
Agent 86 of control,
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- do you hear me?
- ( robotically ) I hear you.
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I'm about to give you
Certain commands
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Which you will carry out
With blind obedience
When you awaken,
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Though you
Will remember nothing
Of this conversation.
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do you understand?
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I understand.
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00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:32,001
You will play chess
This evening as usual
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With the chief of control
At the regency club.
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I will play chess
This evening as usual
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With the chief of control
At the regency club.
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The chief will win,
As usual,
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When he wins, he will utter
The word "Checkmate."
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"Checkmate" is
Your command word.
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"Checkmate" is my
Command word.
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when you hear the word"Checkmate,"
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You will draw
Your revolver,
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Take careful aim
And shoot to kill.
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When I hear
The word "Checkmate,"
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I will draw
My revolver,
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Take careful aim
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- and shoot to kill.
- gentlemen,
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It is now high noon.
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The effectiveness
Of that pill will last
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For exactly 12 hours,
Until midnight.
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Since smart and the chief
Begin their chess game
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Between 7:00
And 8:00 tonight,
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It will give us
More than enough time.
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But devonshire,
What if smart wins
The chess game?
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Have you ever seen
Maxwell smart
Play chess?
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( laughing )
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( also laughing )
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He should be
Coming round at
Any moment now.
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Imagine the scandal
When the top agent
Of control
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Kills his own chief
Right under the noses
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Of the most important
Government officials
At their very own club.
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It will mean
The end of control as
An effective organization.
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And it will mean the end
Of maxwell smart himself,
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As he will be
Tried and executed
For murder,
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And all because
Of a little white
Brainwashing pill.
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- ( max grunting )
- he's coming to.
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You fool!
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We wanted him
To use that phone
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To call control
So they can help
Him escape.
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00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:20,634
It has to look as
Though he got away
On his own
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00:11:20,634 --> 00:11:22,834
- or the plan won't work.
- what do you mean?
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00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:26,001
If we let smart go,
Control will be
Suspicious
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00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:29,168
As to why we
Captured him and then
Let him walk out free.
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He's waking up.
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Come on.We've got
To get out here.
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( sighs )
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00:11:50,701 --> 00:11:53,400
"Souvenir,
Kaos convention,
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Atlantic city, 1923."
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00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:01,701
This must be
Kaos headquarters.
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They broke
My shoe phone.
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Ask him some questions
About his chief.
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That will make him think
We kidnapped him just
To get information.
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Then find some way
To give him these keys
And let him escape.
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00:12:37,734 --> 00:12:39,867
But won't that
Make him suspicious?
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00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:42,534
Not if you play
Your cards right.
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Fortunately,
Maxwell smart considers himself
Quite the ladies' man.
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( both giggling )
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Well...
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Hello there.
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Hello there.
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Uh, you may
Call me shirley,
Mr. Smart.
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I see you
Know my name.
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All kaos agents know
The name of the famous
Maxwell smart.
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Tell me,
Mr. Smart--
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You can
Call me max.
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00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:21,467
( laughs )
Tell me, max...
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Where does your chief go
On wednesday nights?
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I'm afraid you'll
Have to be a little more
Specific than that, shirley.
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- what wednesday night?
- how about next
Wednesday night?
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You're wasting
Your time.
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That's classified
Information.
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Then what are you doing
Next wednesday night,
Maxie?
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Maybe we could
Do it together.
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00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,834
I'm afraid not.
You see I'm guarding
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The chief at a concert
Next wednesday night.
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How about another
Night then, maxie,
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At your place?
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I'm sorry, but I'm
Not allowed to have any
Kaos agents at my place.
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00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,801
How about your place?
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00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:09,333
Here's my
Phone number.
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00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,901
And here
Are the keys
To the cell.
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Call me when
You escape.
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00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,867
Goodbye, maxie.
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00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:27,767
It gets easier
All the time.
244
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,333
He threw those keys
Out the window.
245
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,233
Get downstairs
And retrieve them.
246
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,200
Shirley, get back
In there.
247
00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:53,567
Now why did you
Throw those keys away?
248
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,001
Are you kidding?
249
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,901
You didn't really
Expect me to fall
250
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,801
- for the oldest trick
In the world, did you?
- what trick?
251
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,068
I put the key
In the lock
252
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,467
And pffft,
5,000 volts.
253
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,001
( groans )
254
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,267
Take that tray
Of food in to him,
Then turn your back.
255
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,434
Let him overpower you
So he can escape.
256
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,500
It's my lunch.
257
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:24,500
Perhaps you would
Rather do without lunch
Permanently?
258
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,467
( clears throat )
259
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,767
Your lunch,
Mr. Smart.
260
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:43,967
Mmm.
That smells
Delicious.
261
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:49,034
I wonder if you'd
Mind tasting
That for me?
262
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,867
Not at all.
263
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:55,534
Tastes all right
To me.
264
00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:57,667
Oh, go ahead,
Have another bite.
265
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,667
Sure, thanks.
266
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,134
- ( plate breaks )
- what did you do
That for?
267
00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:13,734
Because that's
The second oldest
Trick in the world.
268
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,101
- what is?
- well, you taste
The food,
269
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,867
Go next door
And take an antidote
270
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,367
For the poison
You just swallowed
271
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,001
And I'm left here
To die like a dog.
272
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:23,734
No, thank you.
273
00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:31,834
You get in there
And help him escape.
274
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,034
- how?
- how?
275
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,034
I don't know how.
Use your ingenuity.
276
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:38,200
Maybe if we all
Just went in there
And surrendered.
277
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,467
Get in there.
278
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,967
- all right, mister--
- I don'tknow what you've got--
279
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,367
Okay, mr. Smart.
You got me covered.
280
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:56,168
This?
But this is
Only a finger.
281
00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:58,300
You can't fool me,
Mr. Smart.
282
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,567
That's a finger gun,
A gun that looks
Like a finger.
283
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,867
No, it isn't.
Look, it's only
A finger.
284
00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:10,068
You're right, mr. Smart.
It's only a finger.
285
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:17,867
Come on, smart.
Use that fabulous
Brain of yours.
286
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:20,734
There must be
A way out of here.
287
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,434
He's trying to dig
His way out
288
00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:35,567
Through the concrete
With a spoon.
289
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:38,034
That will take him
Seven years to escape.
290
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,834
Get in there
And help him.
291
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:42,634
- how?
- how?I don't know how.
292
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:45,001
Take him for a ride
And let him escape,
Anything.
293
00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:46,934
But get him
Out of here.
294
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,701
Hmm.
I'm worried
About 86.
295
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:54,801
I was supposed to meet him
Hours ago and I haven't
Seen him all day.
296
00:17:54,801 --> 00:17:57,300
99:
max, you're all right.
297
00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:00,134
- just barely.
- chief: where have
You been, max?
298
00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:02,734
Chief, you won't believe it.
You just won't believe it.
299
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,901
The most incredible thing
Happened to me.
300
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,734
I was jumped
By two kaos agents
301
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:08,467
In broad daylight
In an alley,
302
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:11,367
Rendered unconscious,
Taken to kaos headquarters,
303
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,934
Interrogated unmercifully
About your activities--
304
00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,767
Without revealing
A thing, chief--
305
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,934
then I made the mostfantastic escape
306
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:21,101
With the use of karate
And jumping from
A moving car.
307
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,168
Max, that sounds
Almost impossible.
308
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:27,101
Oh?
Which part, chief?
Maybe I could change it.
309
00:18:27,101 --> 00:18:29,267
Max, if you were
In kaos headquarters,
310
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,867
Then you should
Be able to tell us
Where it's located.
311
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,367
Eh... Yes.
312
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,233
Well, as a matter
Of fact, 99, I--
313
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,801
As a matter
Of fact what?
314
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:41,300
Well, chief,
You don't expect me
To talk about it
315
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,200
Right out here
In the open like this?
316
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,901
After all,
It is top secret.
317
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:46,901
I demand
The cone of silence.
318
00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:49,567
- max, do we have to?
- of course,
319
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,233
With classified
Information like this.
320
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:55,300
All right,
The cone of silence.
321
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,400
( echoing )
Well, max?
322
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,734
( echoing )
What, chief?
323
00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:06,767
Where is it?
324
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:09,101
What?
325
00:19:09,101 --> 00:19:11,534
Headquarters.
326
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,400
Headquarters?
327
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,367
Kaos.
328
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:17,901
Oh, kaos.
329
00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:19,901
I've had enough.
330
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,701
What's the matter,
Chief?
331
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:23,834
What's the matter,
Didn't you hear
That echo?
332
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:25,267
Didn't I hear what?
333
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,134
Echo echo echo!
334
00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:29,767
Oh yes.
I heard it that time.
335
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:39,333
Let's hope the chief
Says the fatal word
"Checkmate" quickly.
336
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:42,767
That pill is due to lose
It's effectiveness
At 12:00.
337
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:45,267
Okay.
We'll wait
Outside.
338
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,001
If we don't hear
A shot by 12:00,
339
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:48,901
We'll know
Something's
Gone wrong.
340
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,101
We'll come back in
And take care of it
Our way.
341
00:19:51,101 --> 00:19:53,434
Nothing can
Go wrong.
342
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:55,200
It better not.
343
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,168
Now you two
Get out of here
Before smart sees you.
344
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,168
- good evening, chief.
- evening.
345
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:09,434
Smart.Your table
Is all ready.
346
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:11,600
Good. Thank you.
347
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:17,068
Have an enjoyable game,
Gentlemen.
348
00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:18,967
Thank you,
Devonshire.
349
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,001
- you ready, max?
- not quite, chief.
350
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:23,500
Oh, I've been
Wondering what you
Had in that package.
351
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,534
After the last time
You beat me,
352
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:27,534
I decided to take
Positive action.
353
00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:30,200
"How to play chess
354
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,068
In six easy lessons"?
355
00:20:33,068 --> 00:20:35,567
Yes, written by
An eight-year-old champion,
356
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,634
And so simple even a child
Can understand it.
357
00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:40,400
Your move, max.
358
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,901
Don't rush me,
Chief.
359
00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:45,500
( clears throat )
360
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,168
"Chess is a very
Easy game to learn.
361
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:50,667
In this book
You will find all
You need to know
362
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,701
To play,
To enjoy the game
363
00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:56,233
And to hold your own
Against other friends
Who play chess."
364
00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:03,333
Still your move, max.
365
00:21:13,267 --> 00:21:15,934
Congratulations.
It's only been
45 minutes
366
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:19,034
And already you've
Made your first move.
367
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:21,467
I was not aware, sir,
That speedy play
368
00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:24,367
Was instrumental
In the final decision
Of a game of chess.
369
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,934
It isn't, 86.
The only thing
That concerns me
370
00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:28,500
Is that I'm not
A young man.
371
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,734
Your move.
372
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,134
It's your move, max.
373
00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:46,767
What's the matter, chief?
Worried?
374
00:21:46,767 --> 00:21:48,667
Afraid I'm going
To win my first game?
375
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:52,068
No, I'm afraid
This is going to be
My last game.
376
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,267
Move, you fool.
377
00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:04,267
Make a move.
378
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,967
I could move
My knight here
379
00:22:06,967 --> 00:22:09,834
Or my queen there.
380
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,967
No.
381
00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:15,634
Aren't your eyes
Getting tired from
So much reading, max?
382
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,734
Oh, here's an interesting
Chapter, chief.
383
00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:21,534
"How to wear down
Your opponent."
384
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,600
( ticking )
385
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:44,200
We could finish
The game by mail.
386
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Do you mind, chief?
387
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,567
( whispering )
388
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:51,567
Please devonshire,
This is one game
389
00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:54,333
I'd like to win
Without any help.
390
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,934
That's perfectly
All right, max.
391
00:22:55,934 --> 00:22:58,200
Get all the help
You can.
392
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:01,867
Aha.
393
00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:03,667
Just as I thought.
394
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:06,534
After this move,
You'll be in a trap
395
00:23:06,534 --> 00:23:09,101
From which you will be
Unable to extricate
Yourself.
396
00:23:09,101 --> 00:23:10,434
Good, when you
Say that,
397
00:23:10,434 --> 00:23:12,567
I always know
I'm about to win.
398
00:23:13,901 --> 00:23:15,967
- thank you, max, that's--
- checkmate!
399
00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:19,068
( groans )
400
00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:21,567
You just shot
Devonshire!
What for?
401
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,333
I don't know, chief.
402
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:27,600
But believe me,
I'd better have a darned
Good reason.
403
00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:37,901
In other words, chief,
Using their diabolical
Brainwashing pill,
404
00:23:37,901 --> 00:23:39,934
Kaos programmed me
To shoot you
405
00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:42,567
- the minute you
Said the fatal word.
- precisely.
406
00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:45,333
When devonshire
Forgot himself and said
The word first,
407
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,200
You were merely
Reacting to the command
Given you earlier.
408
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,734
Max, I can't tell you
How sorry I am about
Doubting your story.
409
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:55,101
Oh, that's all right, chief,
We all make mistakes.
410
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,867
Say, chief,
I got a good idea.
411
00:23:56,867 --> 00:24:00,034
Why don't we play
A little game of chinese
Checkers just to unwind?
412
00:24:00,034 --> 00:24:01,567
Fine.
Any game at all,
413
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:04,068
So long as it doesn't
End with the word
"Checkmate."
414
00:24:06,367 --> 00:24:07,400
Max!
415
00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:16,901
Uh, sorry
About that, chief.
416
00:24:16,901 --> 00:24:19,400
There's nothing
Harder to shake
Than a bad habit.
417
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,767
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