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( knocking )
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- who is it?
- maxwell smart,
Agent 86 of control.
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Ah, I see it reached
Control's headquarters.
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Yes, but it's been
A long time since
We received
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A message
By carrier pigeon.
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Oh, we're
Pretty old-fashioned
Here in spy city.
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After all, this is
A retirement home
For secret agents.
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Yes.Is this pigeon
Also retired?
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- not yet.
- well, he should be.
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He couldn't find
His way back here.
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Well, this is certainly
A nice place you've got here.
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Well, it's not very much,
But I call it home.
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Well, I can't tell you
How much I've been
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Looking forward
To meeting you,
Mr. Gaffer.
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I'm flattered.
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I didn't think anyone
Even remembered who I am.
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Remembered you?
Are you kidding?
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Herbert gaffer,
The world-famous
Control agent #4?
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my gosh, you're a legendin your own time.
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- thank you.
-as a matter of fact,
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I've patterned myself
After you.
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I've copied your techniqueand your style.
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- sorry about that.
- it's all right.
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Your message said
Something about someone
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Trying to break
Into your room.
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Now why would anyone
Want to do that?
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Probably just
To read my diary.
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Sorry about that.
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- I'll get it.
- no, I'll get it.
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Why don't we
Talk over there,
Away from the table?
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Now what's all this
About a diary, mr. Gaffer?
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Well, I've been keeping
A personal diary
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Ever since I first
Became an agent.
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I'm afraid it contains
A lot of secret information
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About our code system
And our personnel
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And the location of all
Of our control bases.
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- I'm shocked.
- I know.
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To think that someone
Would want to look
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At someone else's
Personal diary!
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Well, I want to turn
The diary over to control
For safekeeping.
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That's a good idea,
Gaffer.
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I have it hidden.
Shall I get it now?
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Yes.
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Keep talking.
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Uh, I'll feel a lot better
Turning the diary
Over to you.
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It will be much safer
In control headquarters.
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There's nobody there.
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Well, that's funny.
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There's nobody here
Either.
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( theme music playing )
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Chief, I think
I've got it figured out.
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Now see if this makes
Any sense to you.
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Whoever took gaffer
From his room probably
Wanted his diary.
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Right, max.And we've
Got to find it first.
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If the information
In that diary should ever
Fall into enemy hands,
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It will mean
The end of control.
We'd be finished.
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Chief,
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Here's the layout
For spy city.
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Now this is
The original plan
And shows
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All of the secret rooms,
Passages and panels.
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This might help
Give you an idea
Of where
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Both gaffer
And the diary
Could be hidden.
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Wait a minute, chief.
This is a little faded.
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Shouldn't we activate
The magna-lamp?
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I can see it fine.
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Well, we don't want to miss
Any of the little details.
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We don't need
The magna-lamp, max.
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Well, chief,
Is either the magna-lamp
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Or the cone of silence,
Take your choice.
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Oh, please, max.
I don't think
I could stand
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Another session
With the cone
Of silence.
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All right,
The magna-lamp.
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Right, chief.
I'll turn it on.
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( electricity buzzing )
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Now there's a spot
Where the diary
Could be hidden.
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- where, chief?
- right there
Where I'm pointing.
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I can't see
Your finger, chief.
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- can you, 99?
- I can't even
See you, max.
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Well, I'm standing
Right next to you...
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I think.
Wait a minute,
I'll take your hand.
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There.
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That's my hand, max.
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Good.Now I can
See where you're
Pointing, chief.
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I'm not pointing now.
I can't even see
The plans anymore!
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Turn off the lamp!
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Turn it off, max.
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I can't find
The switch, chief.
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Never mind.You can look
At the plan on your way
To spy city.
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If you need
Any assistance
While you're there,
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See my old
Friend, agent 8,
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And use
Contact plan 6.
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- right, chief.
- and anything else
You might need,
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See our retired lab man,
Professor bush.
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He was a friend of gaffer,
And might be a good man
To look up first.
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We'd better hurry, chief.
Whoever kidnapped
Mr. Gaffer
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It's going to be
Trying to make
Him talk.
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Is going to be a race
To see who finds
That diary first.
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Max:
don't worry about a thing.
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Nothing can go wrong
Once I get a look
At the plans
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For spy city.
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Gaffer, they'll never
Think to look for you here
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Right under
Their very noses.
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Now are you gonna tell me
Where the diary is hidden?
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No.
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I'll never tell.
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You can save yourself
A lot of pain.
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I'm gonna
Find it anyway.
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Someone's coming.
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That'll keep you quiet.
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- ( running footsteps )
- ( door opens )
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Man #2:
just let me getthis light on.
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I invented most
Of the devices you see here
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In our spy city museum.
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Yes, well, that's all
Very interesting,
Professor,
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But we really
Don't have time
To look around.
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You were very close
To mr. Gaffer,
Weren't you?
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Oh, yes.Herb and I
Were good buddies.
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I sure hope he's okay.
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Oh, I invented
The first micro-dot,
You know,
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Showed control
How they can write
An entire message
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On one single dot.
Look, here's the first one
I made.
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Max:
Yes, well, that's
Very nice professor,
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But what happens if you
Get a larger message?
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Oh, you write smaller.
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Yes, and I introduced
The first silencer
Too, see?
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But this looks like
An ordinary gun to me.
Where's the silencer?
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Right here.
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Just before
You pull the trigger,
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You scream
As loud as you can,
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And that covers
The sound of the gunshot.
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Professor, we're looking
For mr. Gaffer's diary.
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It's very important
That we find it.
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Do you have
Any idea where
It might be hidden?
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I didn't know where
Old herb kept a diary.
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Max:
well, thank youvery much, professor.
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Uh, just one more thing--
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You said you know some
Of mr. Gaffer's friends.
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Oh, yes.They're
In the recreation room.
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It's this way.
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Hey, very good.
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Those two live
On the same floor
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As herb gaffer.
The man is
George newfield,
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And the lady is
Agnes davenport,
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Security agent 11,
Retired.
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If you want me
For anything
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I'll be in my room.
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- I'll check out newfield.
- I'll check agnes davenport.
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I have a way with women.
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Pardon me, aren't you
Agnes davenport,
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Control's former
Top security agent?
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Oh now, you know
Who I am.I saw bush
Pointing me out.
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Yes, well, you can't be too
Careful about these things.
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No, you can't.
And who are you,
Young man?
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Maxwell smart,
Agent 86 of control.
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Oh, well, now how do I
Know you're from control?
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Well, I'll
Prove it to you.
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Okay, you're clear.
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It's a good thing
For her she's retired.
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Max, mr. Newfield
Never even heard
Of mr. Gaffer's diary.
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Oh?How about
You, tiger?
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Diary?
( chuckles )
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I didn't even
Know he kept one.
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Keep an eye on her, 99.
I don't trust her.
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And don't make
Any sudden moves
For your wallet.
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Max, I think we'd better
Search mr. Gaffer's room.
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We will, as soon
As I contact agent 8.
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Right.See you
In a few minutes.
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- agent 8?
- yes?
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Maxwell smart,
Agent 86 from control.
I was told to contact you.
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Oh, good.No one has
Contacted me in years.
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Listen, I have a big
Backlog of messages here.
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Some of them were here
When I came,
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Pinned to the
Bulletin board.
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"The british are coming"?
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"Please notify me
Immediately
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If there is any truth
To a wild rumor
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That indians are
On the warpath."
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I can't make out
The signature.
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General custer.
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You'd better get those
Back to control
Right away.
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They're probably
Waiting for them.
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Yes, well, right now
I'm looking for herb
Gaffer's diary.
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- I don't suppose you know
Anything about that?
- of course I do!
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Everyone here knows
About old herb's diary.
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Diary.Gaffer.Yeah.
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( chuckles )
I thought I remembered it.
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He left this with me--
"If anything happens to me
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and you want to locatemy diary, think of this:
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'birds of a feather
Flock together.'"
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That's the lead
I've been hoping for.
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"Birds of a feather
Flock together."
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Well, then that must
Mean that the diary
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Is hidden somewhere
Near birds.
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And his whole room
Is filled with birds.
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Thank you, eight.
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Don't slam
The dartboard.
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Well, we've examined all
The birds in the room, max.
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- I guess the diary isn't here.
- yes, so I suppose you're
Right, 99.
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Max, look.
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Here's something.
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A painting of birds.
I bet the diary is
Behind it.
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No.Not there.
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Well, I guess we've
Run out of birds.
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Not quite yet, 99.
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We overlooked
One thing.
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What is it?
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A book.
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"Birds of the usa."
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- find something?
- yes.
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- what?
- a yellow-bellied sapsucker.
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Max, look.
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I made the same mistake
Once before, 99.
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It's the wrong drape.
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Come out
With your hands up!
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- not you, max.
- oh.
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Well, it's our old
Friend the handyman.
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It's not on him, 99.
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So you haven't found
The diary either.
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Don't worry. We will.
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did you hear that, 99?
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- he said "We."
- yes.
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Obviously he's in this
With a friend.
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( gunshot )
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He sure didn't pick
His friends too carefully.
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- newfield.
- present.
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- bush.
- present.
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- davenport.
- present.
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Okay, all present
And accounted for.
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Now you've
All been assigned
An area to search
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And I want each
Of you to be sure
To cover your area
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- thoroughly.
- I suppose there is
A reason why we are
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Searching areas
Where there are birds.
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Yes.Mr. Gaffer
Left us a clue:
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"Birds of a feather
Flock together."
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So agent 86 is certain
That the diary is hidden
Near birds.
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- don't worry.
- we'll find it.
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Oh, it's great
To be back
In action.
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Is this a complete list?
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I mean, are you sure
There are no other places
240
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,701
Around spy city
Where birds can be found?
241
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:44,467
Like, say, right here
In this recreation room?
242
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,801
Of course not.
It's impossible.
243
00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:49,967
I made up
That list myself.
I know my business.
244
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:51,701
Yes, I'm sure you do.
245
00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:54,867
In that case,
You can cover the last
Place on the list--
246
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:56,801
The birdbath.
247
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:03,634
99, a double agent has
Just left this room.
248
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:06,967
You mean that one
Of those three is also
An enemy agent, right?
249
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:09,467
Wrong.It's our man
In the dartboard.
250
00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:13,701
Agent 8?
But he can't be, max.
He's such a sweet old man.
251
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,101
Besides, he's helping us.
He's the one that
Made up the list.
252
00:15:16,101 --> 00:15:18,767
Yes, and conveniently
Left out one place--
253
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:21,834
Right here
In his own territory.
254
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:24,834
You know what this is?
It's a badminton shuttlecock,
255
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,400
Also known as a "Bird."
256
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,034
99, agent 8 lied when he
Said those other three
257
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:31,867
Knew about gaffer's diary.
I'm absolutely, positively,
258
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:33,467
Completely
And firmly
Convinced
259
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,767
That agent 8 is
The double agent.
260
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,801
Agent 8 is
The chief's
Best friend.
261
00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:40,967
On the other hand,
That agnes what's-her-name
262
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:43,233
Has very shifty eyes.
263
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,101
I'll tell you
What we'll do, 99--
264
00:15:45,101 --> 00:15:47,500
I'll search for the diary,
You'll look out for agent 8.
265
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:51,101
Now if I don't
Find anything, I'll put
Everything back the way it was
266
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:53,767
And he'll never
Know that he was
Under suspicion.
267
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,701
Right.
268
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,534
No.
269
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,634
Never tell where diary is.
270
00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:06,801
You might as well kill me.
271
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,600
Never talk.
272
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:15,967
- max, did you find anything?
- nothing.
273
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,400
- ( door closes )
- max, I think I hear
Agent 8 coming.
274
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,701
You'd better put
That stuff back in a hurry.
275
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:24,101
Max, he's coming.
276
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:27,767
I checked the birdbath.
No sign of the diary.
277
00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:33,200
That'll be all
For now, 8.I'll call you
If I need you.
278
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,134
Don't slam the dartboard.
279
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,767
Well, he's not
The double agent.
280
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,701
Well, then it must be
One of the others.
281
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,767
You'll get your
Chance to prove it.
Here they come.
282
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:50,034
Good.I'll try
Maneuver x-14 on them.
283
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:52,967
But maneuver x-14
Has never worked, max.
284
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,634
Well, there's
Always a first time.
285
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:57,068
Besides, it's got
A wonderful element
Of surprise.
286
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:05,934
Newfield, bush, davenport,
Give me an immediate answer
To this question--
287
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,500
I want a straight yes or no--
Is one of you a double agent?
288
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,801
No!
289
00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:13,667
So much for x-14.
290
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,001
Now how about the diary?
291
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,667
No one could find it.
292
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,967
Well, that means
That someone has
Beaten us to it,
293
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:21,200
Or one of those birds
Is the double agent.
294
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,467
Newfield:
maybe it still hasn'tbeen found, smart.
295
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,600
There's one way
We could be certain.
296
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,134
- oh?How?
- by setting a trap.
297
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,267
Miss davenport,
Professor bush
And I
298
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,333
Will tell
Everyone
At spy city
299
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,867
That you are sure
That the diary is still
In herb gaffer's room.
300
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:40,801
then if someoneattempts to prowl aroundand search the room again,
301
00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,168
you'll know that it hasn'tbeen found yet.
302
00:17:43,168 --> 00:17:45,400
I like that, newfield.
303
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,634
But unless we leave
The room completely
Unguarded,
304
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,834
- nobody will go near it.
- that's part of the trap.
305
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:53,400
You can use professor
Bush's invisible dust.
306
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,801
Oh, yes,
My invisible dust.
307
00:18:01,701 --> 00:18:03,967
But there's
Nothing in here.
308
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:07,434
That's why it's called
"Invisible dust."
309
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,500
Five minutes after it's
On the prowler's shoes,
It turns black
310
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,001
And leaves tracks wherever
The prowler has stepped.
311
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,001
That's ingenious,
Professor.
312
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:17,200
Yes, but just one
Thing, professor--
313
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,134
How do you get him to stick
His foot into the pail?
314
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,867
The dust is
Sprinkled on
The floor.
315
00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:28,400
Probably right in front
Of the door, max.
316
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,567
If you don't mind, 99,
I'd like to handle this.
317
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:36,134
Now my idea is this--
We sprinkle the dust
On the floor
318
00:18:36,134 --> 00:18:38,068
Right in front
Of the doorway.
319
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,034
Bush:
then it's settled.
320
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:42,667
I'll go do it.
Give me half an hour,
321
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,600
And then you can
Check the room.
322
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,168
We can use that half hour
To look for mr. Gaffer, max.
323
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:54,333
Forget about gaffer, 99.
There's no point in even
Looking for him.
324
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,101
He's not in this
Room, he's not in
The recreation hall,
325
00:18:57,101 --> 00:19:00,600
And I have a feeling
He's not within 10
Miles of spy city.
326
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:05,001
Believe me, 99, I have
An incredibly keen sense
About these things.
327
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,068
- newfield's idea worked.
- now we know for sure
328
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:26,168
That someone is still
Looking for the diary.
329
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,901
Yes, but this is
All very confusing, 99.
330
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,901
the footsteps lead inand then they lead out again.
331
00:19:30,901 --> 00:19:33,801
We'll just have
To follow them
Until they stop.
332
00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:35,834
This could be dangerous.
Do you have your gun?
333
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,801
- yes.We'd better use
Our silencers, 99.
- why?
334
00:19:38,801 --> 00:19:41,567
- well, after all, this is
A retirement community.
- I know that.
335
00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:45,300
People go to sleep early.
Hey, you don't want to wake
Everybody up, do you?
336
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,567
Look, 99, he had another
Pair of shoes waiting.
337
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,400
The old shoe switch.
338
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,034
Yes, that's the second
Time I've fallen for it
This month.
339
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:24,734
- ( gaffer groans )
- what's the matter, 99?
340
00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:27,500
- nothing.
- didn't you groan?
341
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:31,934
- no, I thought you did.
- no, it wasn't me.
342
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:34,233
If it wasn't me
And it wasn't you
343
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,400
Then it couldn't be
Anybody else except
344
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,767
That dummy lying over there
On the torture rack.
345
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,867
( groaning )
346
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:45,434
- do dummies groan?
- no.Not unless they're
In great pain.
347
00:20:45,434 --> 00:20:48,367
- ( groaning )
- that one is.
348
00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:54,200
That's no dummy.
That's mr. Gaffer.
349
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,101
- thank you.
- are you all right?
350
00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:58,034
Fine, I think.
351
00:20:58,034 --> 00:20:59,967
- 99, get those shackles off.
- right.
352
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,901
Mr. Gaffer, we looked
Everywhere for your diary,
353
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:04,300
But we couldn't find it.
It wasn't near any birds.
354
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:08,534
Well, birds had nothing
To do with it, smart.
355
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,434
- they didn't?
- no.
356
00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:14,367
The clue was
"Birds of a feather
Flock together."
357
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,967
now you startby eliminating allthe unnecessary words,
358
00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:19,134
Which leaves you
With the necessary word.
359
00:21:19,134 --> 00:21:22,801
Now there are 28
Letters in the clue.
I'm agent 4.
360
00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:25,967
you divide 28 by four,and you arrive at seven.
361
00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:28,068
now there are sixwords in the clue,
362
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,934
But only one word
With seven letters--
363
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:31,367
"Feather."
364
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:35,534
It's so simple.
I should've thought
Of it myself.
365
00:21:35,534 --> 00:21:37,400
And...
366
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:45,434
Here is the diary,
Right behind this feather.
367
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,300
I'll take it.
368
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,567
And your guns too.
369
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:54,600
Now take them out
Very slowly.
370
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,200
put them rightthere on the case
371
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,634
very carefully.
372
00:22:01,434 --> 00:22:03,967
Now get your hands up
And back away from the case.
373
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,534
But you're the one
That suggested the trap
And the invisible dust.
374
00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:11,333
Of course he did, 99.
He deliberately set
Those footprints
375
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:14,134
Knowing they'd lead us
To mr. Gaffer and he'd
Tell us about the diary.
376
00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:16,267
- duck.
- ( bullets ricochet )
377
00:22:16,267 --> 00:22:19,200
Professor bush's umbrella,
Right behind you.
378
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,200
- ( gunshot )
- gaffer: open it up.
379
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,534
the umbrella partis a shield.
380
00:22:26,101 --> 00:22:28,101
Hey, I thought you said
This was a shield.
381
00:22:28,101 --> 00:22:30,701
It is, but I just remembered--
Not against bullets.
382
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,400
- ( gunshot )
- ( groans )
383
00:22:40,701 --> 00:22:43,801
Well, I certainly have
To give professor bush
Credit.
384
00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:45,867
This is a wonderful
Gun...
385
00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:48,233
If it doesn't rain.
386
00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:02,801
What I don't understand
Is why did miss davenport
387
00:23:02,801 --> 00:23:05,934
And professor bush
Pretended they've never
Heard of your diary.
388
00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:08,233
Well, they
Knew it contained
Control secrets
389
00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:11,434
And they wanted
To protect my reputation.
390
00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:15,400
That's right, 99.
After all, mr. Gaffer
Is still one of the best.
391
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,200
He's my idol.
Did you know
That mr. Gaffer
392
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,534
Once captured
10 killers armed
With machine guns?
393
00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:25,333
Would you believe it?
10 killers with
Machine guns.
394
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,667
I find that
Very hard to believe.
395
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,734
Would you believe
Four killers with knives?
396
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,134
I don't think so.
397
00:23:32,134 --> 00:23:35,300
How about
A mean little kid
With a peashooter?
398
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,134
Max, don't you think it's
About time we got going?
399
00:23:38,134 --> 00:23:39,500
Max:
in a minute, 99.
400
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:43,567
Mr. Gaffer, I've never
Asked anyone this before,
401
00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:46,734
But I wonder if you'd mind
Giving me your autograph.
402
00:23:46,734 --> 00:23:49,233
Certainly.
403
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:56,400
Oh, sorry about that.
404
00:23:58,701 --> 00:24:01,967
- now where do you
Want me to sign?
- oh, right here.
405
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:03,034
Oh.
406
00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:11,233
- thank you.
- you're welcome.
407
00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:13,867
Come on, 99,
I want to get home
As quickly as possible.
408
00:24:13,867 --> 00:24:16,701
- why, max?
- I want to write all
This down in my diary.
409
00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:25,001
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