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for
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a little help would be
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nice moving on out looks like it's
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Splitsville from the West Village for
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Lindsay Lohan in her latest bow bad boy
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rocker Rocky
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Rovia townhouse confidential has learned
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that little Lindsay has grown teary eyed
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over the construction going on in front
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of her rented townhouse and put in an
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offer on a Hudson yard's penth house
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with a floor to ceiling River View her
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new digs come complete with an indoor
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pool an outdoor pool an Equinox Gym and
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get this luxury Barrel saunas for two
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with amenities like that how can a West
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Village townhouse hope to
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compete oh Sophie why didn't you text me
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and let me know you were coming next
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time remind me to take an Uber
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so you finally found us a new tenant
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Sophie it's about time making money
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while you sleep sure does beat working
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for a living oh you call that working
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hooking up with middle-aged hedge
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funders that you meet at the gym while I
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slave away icing cupcakes at Magnolia
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Bakery well at least I make more than
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minimum wage working as a personal
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trainer girls please I finally found a
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tenant For Your Precious garden
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apartment and not just any tenant he's
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32 runs his own own Venture Capital fund
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and Raks in more than half a million a
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year and best of all he's
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single never married no kids no pets
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that means he's probably gay or bankrupt
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or both have you checked him out on
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deadbeat tenants.com Lizzy do you have
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to be so cynical all the time maybe he's
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got a friend for you too oh come on he
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might be interested can a girl get a
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minute's piece to blog in this house you
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do realize that the Huffington Post just
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named townhouse confidential one of the
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100 best new real estate yes Mary we
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know and now we just wait for all those
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advertising dollars to roll in okay
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girls I'll bring him around for your
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inspection
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tomorrow but if there's a marriage comes
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out of this I expect an invitation to
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the wedding you are the boss Sophie you
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have no
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idea
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well thank you so much for coming
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everyone thank
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you thank you very much as most of you
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know my family has maintained a dominant
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presence in West Village real estate for
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nearly two
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centuries our new master plan which we
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will execute with $100 million in bank
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loans and investor Capital will remake
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the face of the West
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Village affording the the world's Elite
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the opportunity to own entire blocks of
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luxury townhouse properties where they
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can live work did you know that from the
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moment I brought Georgie home from St
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Vincent's hospital he could already
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point out a lentil from his stroller and
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by age seven he knew the difference
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between a federal style townhouse and a
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Greek Revival War to it now as you can
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see in the Shaded area Barrow Ventures
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has Holdings on Charles Perry Bank
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Street
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as well as 50 other luxury townhouse
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properties not to worry girls are always
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fainting at Georgie's presentations
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that's why we always have a couple of
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paramedics on hand
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boys thank you
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boys she's fine she's
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fine any
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questions yes but what about the
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landmarks preservation commission won't
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the city's preservationists subject to
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your turning the West Village into a
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hedge funder
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Disneyland the deal is in the bag
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everyone from the mayor on down is
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already signed off on the project trust
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me this baby is shovel ready but what if
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some of the townhouse owners refuse to
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sell got it covered we've hired the top
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brokers in the West Village to Canvas
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the homeowners everyone has agreed to
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sell to our development company once we
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close on the financing Mr barl one more
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question so I think the presentation
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went very well today Such a Pity your
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father wasn't there to see it he would
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have been so proud I miss Dad too mother
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but it's been 10 years since he passed
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away I'm sure he would have wanted us to
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move on and so we are by creating a
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townhouse Empire in the West Village
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that will make the Barrow family name
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burn even brighter and perhaps one day
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by continuing the Barrow Legacy into the
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Seventh Generation here we go again you
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know Diana's daughter Amy was in the
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audience today Goldman real estate
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analyst Wharton MBA I saw the way she
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was looking at you please don't start
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George you're not getting any younger
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why when your father was your age he was
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married with a baby and a mortgage yes
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mother I know but I'm 32 and single
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I have more mortgages than I can
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count I'm so busy building this business
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I barely have time for a girlfriend let
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alone a wife and kid George every girl
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I've ever introduced you to has been
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wrong too thin too fat too smart not
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smart enough wrong School wrong ZIP code
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I'm beginning to think that maybe you're
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not interested in girls at
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all what are you trying to say mother
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all I want is a little grandbaby I can
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pop in a stroller and push around the
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West Village to teach the ABCs of bricks
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and Brownstones is that too much to ask
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Mother we're done here I'm off to a
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business meeting what don't wait
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up what you going I don't know how about
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you think I want to go for the pushi no
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mustard s you got to watch your gluten s
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Yeah but I forward GL all right good oh
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here he
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is how you doing Mr Barrow s Carmine
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long Allen mortgage and tile this is my
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associate big S nice to meet you Mr
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Barrow very nice to meet you gentlemen
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how is
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she thank you for coming today
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appreciate you so big
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S looks like the two of you are exactly
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the same
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height we get that a lot actually but
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I'm 5'6 he's 5'7 that's why they call
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him big S listen guys I'm a little
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pressed for time what have you got for
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me well unfortunately Georgie the
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pickings were pretty slim your family
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owns 50 tow houses in the West Village
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but you drained most of your equity and
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your credit lines they're pretty tapped
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the only bank that's willing to give you
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a bridge loan to finance your deal until
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it closes is the Hutson River Bank out
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of Westchester Hudson River
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Bank I thought they were a front for the
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Russian M
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doesn't a certain bankrupt real estate
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developer from Queens borrow money there
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I heard a again into politics used to
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pay his bills those guys are
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tough what's the rate 8 and a half% and
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five points at closing je with fed funds
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at next to zero why that's practically
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Usery you want to have a million dollars
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in that half a million I told you I
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needed a million doll to close the deal
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well that's why I brought big Salo here
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he's like a brother from another mother
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let's just say he has access to some
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creative
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financing you got to be kidding me
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listen listen listen it's a new thing
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we're trying it's called bridg tunnel
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financing we charge lower rates than the
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Russia mom and what the IRS don't
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know heard
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him
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so what kind of collateral are you
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looking for do you need a personal
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guarantee nothing nothing just your word
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of arm and I promise that you'll do the
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right
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thing what happens if the deal falls
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apart and I can't pay you back go home
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and watch the godf you get the idea well
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maybe Texas Chainsaw
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Massacre pleasure doing business with
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you
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guys
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oh coming um put your foot
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down welcome come on hi girls look who I
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brought with me meet Jonathan Grove your
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new tenant it's a pleasure to meet you
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and his friend and real estate advisor
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George Barrow Mr Barrow pleasure you as
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well what a lovely home oh thank you how
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is your plan coming along to turn the
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West Village into a uh hedge funders
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Disneyland very well thank you George
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and Jonathan were roommates at Columbia
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now Jonathan has returned to New York to
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start his own Venture Capital fund wow
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welcome back shall we sign the lead yes
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yes
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please this is where you sign Jonathan
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to start your new life in historic and
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Charming West Village uh not so fast my
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friend before we sign the lease let's go
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downstairs and do a walk
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through you know I normally make my own
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decisions at least when it comes to
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investing in startups but he's the
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townhouse expert I'm just the money guy
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indeed come on let's
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go welcome to your new home Jonathan oh
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my God
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and the so the couch and the and the
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table they they come with the apartment
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they can if you'd like them to stay
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great okay does this Outlet work uh yes
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they all work I checked them myself you
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see how spacious it is oh my god I
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didn't even see back there wow okay take
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a look scuff marks on the wall easy to
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fix do you have another light bulb of
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course paint's a bit peeling we'll need
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some drywall repair
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absolutely
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you're going to have to handle
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this consider it
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handled print out this email attach it
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to the lease as a writer and Jonathan
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will sign it personally I think the
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place is charming Just the Way It Is
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Well I'll look for your
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email nice to meet you you too really
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excited for this this is awesome
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good
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girls youve got yourself a tenant do you
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have any idea how much all those repairs
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are going to cost us we need every scent
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of Jonathan's first month's rent and
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security deposit to pay for the mortgage
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and the taxes wait I have an idea I will
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take him down to the little Branch I'll
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get him wasted introduce him to some
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girls he'll forget all about the stupid
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repairs plus we all know a handyman who
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will do the work for
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cheap
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on time with 30 seconds to
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spare damond boy you still close out the
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bars and pick up the
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chicks hey
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Tommy how you been I haven't seen you
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around lately hey babe what's going
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on
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babe you don't remember my name do you
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sure babe of course I do it's um starts
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with a
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K I let you crash at my place for 3
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weeks because you couldn't pay rent
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kitn Kristen the the top floor apartment
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on Blaker and 11th Street above Magnolia
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Bakery where we literally didn't cleen
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oh sorry baby I'm still a little hung
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over last night I missed you baby you
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know what go [ __ ] yourself Tommy you're
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a total man
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[ __ ] God damn George Barrow why did GC
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send me here you know so much I hate
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that guy oh hey baby you new in
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town
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to our sweet tenant
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Jonathan may this little box of treats
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sweeten your stay in our
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home hey Lizzy got you text saying
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something down here needs fixing said it
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was uh urgent yes Tommy we have a new
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tenant moving in on Monday and we have a
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whole punch list of things that we need
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to fix before then really like what
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place looks like it's still in a pretty
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decent shape as far as I can remember
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last time I was here I'll admit it was
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pretty dark so you do realize that my
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sisters and I we don't make a lot of
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money yeah the poor little rich girls
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live in a townhouse make minimum wage
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you have heard the stories so how much
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do you're going to charge me to fix
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everything on this punch list plus slap
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on a Fresh coat of paint of
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course I was thinking maybe
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$500 what's in the box oh no Tommy those
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those cupcakes aren't for you they're a
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housewarming present for Jonathan he's
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coming by later to pick up his keys MH
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mhm
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m
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you won't miss just one right no Tommy
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don't
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yummy Tommy I I said no you sure
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Lizzy cuz on New Year's as I recall that
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quickly turned into a yeah yeah yeah
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yeah yeah yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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Tomy Tom Tommy stop put down that
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cupcake or or you what run to the sixth
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precin at an order of protection cops
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can't protect you from your own
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appetites Lizzy you have no idea how
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hard it is every day at work being
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surrounded by cupcakes and frosting and
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banana cream pudding oh always having to
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be the good girl always having to say no
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why cuz you're waiting for the day
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Prince Charming walks in with your glass
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slipper you know what you want Liz Perry
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just relax and enjoy
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[Music]
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it oh my
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[Music]
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God this was really good mhm it's
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a it's been a
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while give me a th000 bucks I'll start
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tomorrow Elizabeth
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Perry the girl who can't resist a
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cupcake who would have
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[Laughter]
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thought
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[Music]
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by uh hi um I'm looking for Lydia Perry
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Oh hey I'm Lydia Perry I'm your personal
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trainer hi Jim Bedford good to meet you
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so what brings you to the gym Jim it
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wasn't really my idea to come here
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usually the only thing I exercise is my
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fingers it's typical of most
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guys no I I didn't mean it like that I'm
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I'm a software developer so I just you
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know I spend most of my time just
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writing code just banging away at the
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keyboard oh so you enjoy banging
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too no hold on hold on no that's what I
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mean is I'm the CEO of social media
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startup and I'm going on a road show
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next month to raise money from investors
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so the VCS thought it would be a good
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idea for me to get in shape before you
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know collapse in an airport and die wow
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social media Road Show investors what is
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your company do oh um well we developed
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an app called chick stalkers which lets
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guys rate other guys ex-girlfriends by
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swiping left or right on their phones
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consumers use it for free and we make
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money by selling the data that we gather
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to porn sites in the NSA
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I'll have to check it out in the
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meantime why don't you go ahead and hop
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on the treadmill so I can check you out
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see what kind of shape you're
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in yep right over
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there
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[Music]
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now we're going to
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[Music]
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head wow I'm
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impressed did you play sports in college
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well I uh I I played lacrosse at NYU but
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we were only division three truth be
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told I spent most of my time warming the
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bench writing code I suspect yeah
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actually I had a teammate oh he got
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dumped by this girl with huge tits and
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he dared me to write a program where I
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ranked all the girls at NYU based on
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their cup size it's actually where I got
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the idea for chicksters cool yeah the
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only problem we're having is getting
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girls to use it really you know what I
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would actually love a woman's point of
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view all of our developers are just tny
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nerds well I will definitely check out
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your app Jim
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Bedford cool see you back here next week
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[Music]
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guess who I just met at the
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gym Mary Mary I know you're in there
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because you never go anywhere and you
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don't have a life go away Lydia I'm on
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Deadline with my
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blog so I was at the gym and I met this
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guy who was also in gym he's the CEO of
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this
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company Lindsay dumps boyfriend to shack
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up with Dad total
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clickbait spotted Lindsay Lohan checking
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out tow houses in the one14 with super
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broken Catherine Waverly sources close
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to the former West Village resident tell
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toown house confidential blah blah blah
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if I post it now I can scoop page six
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and the New York Times real estate
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section who gave me that tip one of the
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addicts that hangs out on the stoop how
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do you even know it's true I'm a
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journalist I don't reveal my sources
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yeah well you'd have more sources if you
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left the house once in a while I pick up
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more information at the gym every day
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than you ever will through your network
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of Street people anyway good luck luck
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I'm out of
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here
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[Music]
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listen sister if you want to get to the
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top of the blogos sphere you've got to
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get out of your townhouse and do some
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real journalism once in a while I can't
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believe I actually left my house to meet
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with you I was on Deadline with a
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Lindsay Lohan exclusive I could have
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been scooped by the real deal or curbed
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New
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[Music]
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York I just texted you a picture of
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George Barrow at the Waverly Diner
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borrowing money from a couple of
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mobsters practically gift wrapped it for
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sobbing out loud now do you want to
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bring down the wicked Prince Charming of
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West Village real estate or
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not sure I'd love to break that story in
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one of pitz her but how do we know
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you're telling the truth why would
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George Barrow borrow money from the mob
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he already has a ton of cash not as much
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as you'd
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think take a look George's check from
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the Waverly Diner so what is that proof
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well he only left a 10% tip not his
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usual
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25 my God you're right George is in
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serious trouble give me all the
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dirt what are you doing it's a burner
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phone do you really think I'm that
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stupid
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but you didn't tell me anything I don't
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even know your name how do I get a hold
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of you just call me deep Park and follow
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the money it won't steer you
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wrong oh uh George wasn't expecting you
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how can I help you today well well it's
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just one more little thing after that
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contractor came by to do the repairs
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before Jonathan moved in you assured me
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that all the electrical outlets were
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working yeah they are but this one
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clearly is not I had one of my
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electricians come by and test it this
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morning well it was working fine until
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Jonathan had his home entertainment
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system installed last week I checked it
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myself with what an iPhone you can
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hardly expect my friend to run a 60-in
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flat screen TV aose speaker system and
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an Xbox from an outlet that can barely
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charge a cell phone you're going to have
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to call Con to upgrade the power excuse
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me this is my house and it's my sister's
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house and it was our parents house until
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they were struck by a green apple tour
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bus crossing 7th Avenue now we may not
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have a lot of money but we do the best
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with what we can and ever since you
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showed up here with your stupid punch
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list I don't know how we're going to be
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able to pay the mortgage this month no
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hold on a minute you're the landlord you
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have an obligation to make repairs and
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provide essential service
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like what fix the windows that haven't
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been open since the '90s Jonathan agreed
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to everything on that punch list when he
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signed the lease now if he isn't
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satisfied with everything that my
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sisters and I have done to make sure
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that he is happy he can back up his
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speaker system and his Xbox and he can
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get his ass out of my house but that's
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not going to happen no no no I'm not
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finished at least Jonathan is a
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gentleman and thanks us for doing what
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we can you on the other hand are a
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worldclass [ __ ] who wouldn't even
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help his own grandmother AC cross bleer
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street I know all about your little plan
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to buy out the West Village and turn it
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into a hedge funders Disneyland but
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there is one house that you are never
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getting your hands on and that is this
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one now get
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out
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okay so what's the problem he pays his
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rent doesn't he it's not that Billy it's
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just every day George Barrow comes over
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to Jonathan's apartment and finds one
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more little thing wrong with it one more
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little thing that then my sisters and I
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have to pay for to repair so just get
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Tommy to do
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it Lord know so he'll do it for free all
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you got to do is get on your little
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knees and
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B cuz if you don't I will cuz that Tommy
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is hot shut
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up so what Tommy and I hooked up one
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time at a New Year's Eve party that I
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threw at my house we were drunk it
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didn't
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count and I did ask Tommy to help me
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with the repairs but he flaked on me
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Midway
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through anyway when George came over to
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Jonathan's apartment yesterday he
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started complaining about an electrical
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outet that wasn't working and I just I
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lost
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it now I'm afraid I'm going to lose
553
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,590
Jonathan
554
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,840
too so what's the plan honey I know you
555
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,480
got one you always do well this one's
556
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,480
Lydia's idea we're going to throw
557
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,240
Jonathan a party on Friday night at the
558
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,559
little Branch invite some cute girls get
559
00:27:57,559 --> 00:27:59,559
the guys trashed and before they know it
560
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:01,320
they'll forget all about that stupid
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00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,600
electrical
562
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,480
outlet come me in I'll be there with
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00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,830
bells on
564
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:16,389
[Laughter]
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00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:19,799
yes hey Billy sorry I'm late my hair
566
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,279
dryer wasn't working again have you seen
567
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:23,559
Jonathan we need to make sure he's
568
00:28:23,559 --> 00:28:26,320
having a good time George too I guess
569
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,679
yes maam I think is's over there talking
570
00:28:28,679 --> 00:28:29,799
to your sister and her friend from the
571
00:28:29,799 --> 00:28:32,240
gym come on George just have one drink
572
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,679
Jonathan you know that I am training for
573
00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:36,519
the half marathon and Battery Park next
574
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:39,000
month even one drink could derail my
575
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,760
preparation you should try a master
576
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,720
cleanse yeah that worked for me when I
577
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,720
was getting ready for the Miss
578
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,080
International triathon competition for
579
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,000
me it's all about clean living three
580
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,799
meals a day 8 hours of sleep a
581
00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:54,279
night 5 mile run up and down the West
582
00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:57,000
Side Highway every morning sounds like a
583
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,440
very interesting lifestyle George but
584
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,000
what do you do for
585
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,640
fun oh oh George doesn't believe in the
586
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,240
word fun you back when we were in
587
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,279
business school George was always
588
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:09,519
hitting the books while the rest of us
589
00:29:09,519 --> 00:29:11,559
were getting trashed that's why he got
590
00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:15,470
the GPA and I got the
591
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,120
girls be fair Jonathan you're making me
592
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,279
out to be some kind of hermit I'm not
593
00:29:20,279 --> 00:29:22,480
looking for a woman at all at this point
594
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,600
in my life I'm only here right now
595
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,039
because Jonathan dragged me
596
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:30,549
along
597
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:31,950
did somebody say
598
00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:33,600
[Laughter]
599
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,640
drag I I think I have to go big day
600
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,440
tomorrow oh you're not going anywhere
601
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,919
sweetheart drink this it'll put some
602
00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:45,830
hair on your
603
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,120
chest bil what are you doing you're
604
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,080
going to ruin everything George I hope
605
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,480
you can forgive my sister and her
606
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,840
friends they're just trying to show you
607
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,640
a good
608
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,440
time calm down Lizzie we just having a
609
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,799
little fun right
610
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:04,039
yeah now George when was the last time
611
00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:05,200
you got a
612
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,399
laid because even though Lizzie here
613
00:30:07,399 --> 00:30:09,640
thinks you a world class
614
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,440
[ __ ] I think you'll melt like butter
615
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,559
in my
616
00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:16,440
mouth oh hey uh bring us another bottle
617
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,720
of greo this is the best part I been to
618
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,460
in a really long
619
00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:22,760
[Laughter]
620
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,960
time girlfriend I like your
621
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:56,750
style
622
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,480
hello are you still in bed Charlotte who
623
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,760
died no one yet but it's going to be you
624
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,399
if you don't tell me why I wasn't
625
00:31:04,399 --> 00:31:05,720
invited to that bash you through with
626
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,000
the little Branch last night I am so
627
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,559
sorry let me guess you read about it in
628
00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:13,480
townhouse confidential I know I'm such a
629
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,279
nerd still I am one of your oldest
630
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:17,880
friends and I only live two doors down
631
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,360
the block Oh My
632
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,360
Head by the way Lizzie did you get a
633
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,639
chance to check out Street Easy
634
00:31:23,639 --> 00:31:26,880
personals today Charlotte I told you I
635
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,200
am done with those dating sites hold on
636
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,880
a minute the guy in this ad here sounds
637
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:36,279
perfect for you ready real estate Pro
638
00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:39,320
fed up with cheaters and game players me
639
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,950
too I'm 34
640
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,360
620 sensitive sincere and single my
641
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,760
ideal date would be to come over to your
642
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,559
place whip up some spaghetti carbonara
643
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:55,559
wash the dishes put them away then I
644
00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:57,000
would carry you to bed give you a
645
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,559
relaxing massage
646
00:31:58,559 --> 00:32:02,799
and bang you all night long Charlotte
647
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:05,760
that has to be a joke there is no guy
648
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,279
who's like that who's single and
649
00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:10,440
straight and smart and good-look and
650
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,399
lives in New York City well it's your
651
00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:14,519
call lizy but like they say in those Lot
652
00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:16,799
commercials you got to be in it to win
653
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:26,830
it I'm going to bed now okay goodbye
654
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:56,830
oh
655
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,150
for
656
00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:07,279
[Music]
657
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:10,880
Elizabeth Perry do I know you s s
658
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,039
Carmine you answer my ad right oh sorry
659
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:19,360
I was expecting someone a little bit
660
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,799
different perhaps a little bit taller I
661
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:26,000
get that a lot that's why I put six too
662
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,960
oh you know chicks are genetically
663
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,600
programmed to dig taller guys are we
664
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,120
guys like me in the 56 and under club we
665
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,480
don't stand the chance yeah and I did my
666
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,480
homework on those dating sites too
667
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:42,120
chicks don't like Bor guys fat guys or
668
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,360
married guys they like the prince
669
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,600
charming type you know like Mark Dary
670
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,039
from the Bridget Jones Diary hold on a
671
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:53,120
second are you married
672
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,600
yeah I got three kids in Catholic School
673
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,000
on Long Island don't get me started on
674
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,440
tuition you know my wife she's a decent
675
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,159
cook but she don't want to give me head
676
00:34:02,159 --> 00:34:04,080
unless I bathe the toes and Gucci yeah
677
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,919
so I thought you know getting on a date
678
00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,440
Insight would be a hell of a lot cheaper
679
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,200
than hiring a hook oh my God you are
680
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,200
disgusting I'm out of here well come
681
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,520
here where you going come on let's go
682
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,520
back to my Lexus I got the big back seat
683
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,040
I do what are we in high school
684
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,079
absolutely not you know you want me baby
685
00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:20,760
come on I do not let me play connect the
686
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,800
dots on your shirt oh oh my god get away
687
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,320
from my house you
688
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,879
creep take my card oh my I'm a licensed
689
00:34:28,879 --> 00:34:31,440
mortgage broker if you need to refinance
690
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,919
your loan I'll get you the cheapest
691
00:34:32,919 --> 00:34:34,839
rates in town my loan's just fine thank
692
00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:37,760
you listen by a look at your house looks
693
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,720
like you're going to need some
694
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:41,200
Renovations and you you look like you
695
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,040
seriously need to get laid oh
696
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,239
goodbye call me
697
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,750
[Music]
698
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,760
never con
699
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,839
edville oh Pottery Barn C okay green pea
700
00:34:56,839 --> 00:34:58,680
solicitation
701
00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,760
Hudson
702
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:13,030
Riverbank
703
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,640
what
704
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,079
default you here notifi that the undid
705
00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:19,480
intents of foro
706
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:26,630
what oh my
707
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:31,810
God
708
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:36,430
[Music]
709
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,440
good morning Lizzy oh don't you think
710
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,800
it's a little early in the day to be
711
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,720
drinking
712
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:46,069
alone good
713
00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:48,920
news so anyway what did you want to talk
714
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,160
to me about is it business or personal
715
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,440
both turns out my prince charming from
716
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,640
the street easy personals was a mar
717
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,240
married Creep from Long Island and then
718
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,200
I got a love letter yesterday from the
719
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,440
bank saying that they're going to
720
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,240
repossess the
721
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,400
house the bank sent you a foreclosure
722
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,560
notice yep the mortgage payment is
723
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,599
supposed to come out of your checking
724
00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:13,200
account every month have you been
725
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,200
receiving any calls from collection
726
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,240
agencies no ever since you set me up on
727
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,920
autopay I haven't missed a payment
728
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,440
you're not only a great friend Charlotte
729
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,680
you are an excellent bookkeeper I
730
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,000
know hold on a
731
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
minute remember that time we went to the
732
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,400
Hudson River B and I helped you apply
733
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,240
for a home equity credit line yeah what
734
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,160
ever happened with that the bank gave us
735
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,640
an $100,000 line of credit but I never
736
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,119
used it you know how I feel about
737
00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:38,400
borrowing money that I can't pay back
738
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,960
the bank sent us a book of checks which
739
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:46,550
I put in my desk drawer and never
740
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,430
touched
741
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,270
oo
742
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,119
no so then I turn around and this dude
743
00:36:57,119 --> 00:36:59,920
was like hey can I buy you a shot he was
744
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,910
so hot you probably saw him he just left
745
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,800
actually another family meeting we
746
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,440
haven't spent this much time together
747
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,550
since mom and dad
748
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:23,950
died Lydia sit down this is
749
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,359
serious somebody stole the checkbook for
750
00:37:26,359 --> 00:37:28,240
our home equity credit line out of my
751
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:31,160
desk drawer what how did you let that
752
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,359
happen me maybe you would know something
753
00:37:33,359 --> 00:37:34,960
about this if you weren't so drunk last
754
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,960
night so this is my fault well maybe
755
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,720
you're the only one who lets in random
756
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,480
men at 3:00 in the morning sisters
757
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,160
please can we just work together for
758
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,480
like 5 minutes you're right Mary the
759
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,119
home equity credit line that we took out
760
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:50,040
gives the bank the right to sell our
761
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,880
house after three missed mortgage
762
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,000
payments that means we have 7 days to
763
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,440
come up with
764
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,839
$100,000
765
00:37:58,839 --> 00:38:02,480
$100,000 no no you're so stupid Liz I
766
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,640
studied mortgage financing at NYU and I
767
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,040
can tell you that a bank can't just
768
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,760
foreclose on your house after a couple
769
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,599
Mis payments it could take years no
770
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:11,560
Lydia there's a clause in our contract
771
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,839
the three strikes your out rule I guess
772
00:38:13,839 --> 00:38:15,240
that's why the guys over at Hudson River
773
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,280
Bank gave us such a great rate but
774
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,079
that's mortgage fraud we could sue them
775
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:22,000
or expose them on The Daily Beast or
776
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,040
BuzzFeed I think we need to go to the
777
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,400
police okay don't worry I know some guys
778
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,880
down at the gem who will be happy to
779
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,200
bail us out I'll put out the word on
780
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,200
Town House confidential are you kidding
781
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,720
me fine I will go down there and talk to
782
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:44,630
detective Ortiz
783
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:49,359
myself detective Ortiz I me Elizabeth
784
00:38:49,359 --> 00:38:53,400
Perry we meet again you remember me how
785
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,160
could I forget a damsel who's always in
786
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,359
distress what is is it this time your
787
00:38:58,359 --> 00:39:00,359
your grandmother's pearl necklace your
788
00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:03,079
sister's diamond earring a solar eclipse
789
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:05,480
over Washington Square Park no detective
790
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,160
Ortiz this time it's something serious
791
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,000
someone broke into our house and stole
792
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,440
the checkbook for our home equity credit
793
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,760
line they wrote a bunch of checks and
794
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,079
drained all of the equity out of our
795
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:16,200
townhouse now the bank wants to take the
796
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,520
house because we haven't been making
797
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,000
payments on the money that we didn't
798
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,280
know we borrowed
799
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,319
tragic when did this happen last night I
800
00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:25,720
don't know I just noticed the checkbook
801
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,040
missing this morning but it could have
802
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,640
happened my ago do you have any idea who
803
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,240
might have taken it has anyone unusual
804
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:35,359
been to the house recently a plumber uh
805
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:38,520
FedEx guy Professor Dumbledore well my
806
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,000
sister Lydia does bring home all these
807
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,760
random men just about every weekend and
808
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,480
then on New Year's there was this
809
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,720
handyman and a lot of champagne a couple
810
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,760
cupcakes here's my
811
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,640
card if you think of any more
812
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,880
information give me a call in the
813
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,359
meantime if we see anybody walking down
814
00:39:57,359 --> 00:40:00,079
weer street with a suitcase full of cash
815
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:04,950
we'll give you a
816
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,960
call well Jim I think we'll both agree
817
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,880
that I've added a lot of value to the
818
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,119
development of the chicksters app I mean
819
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,280
come on downloads have gone way up now
820
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,040
that I've clued you into what women
821
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,040
really want didn't really expect to get
822
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,160
a sales pitch this early in the
823
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,599
morning it's not what I'm talking about
824
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:25,400
okay okay you know what I will talk to
825
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,079
my VCS and I will see if I can get you
826
00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:28,720
some friends and family shares before we
827
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,839
go on the road show how can you think of
828
00:40:30,839 --> 00:40:33,640
money at a time like this Jim can't you
829
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,200
see that what I'm really looking
830
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,640
for is
831
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,480
love love but but you told me you were
832
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,319
the hookup Queen of the West Village
833
00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,400
that's where you got all those great
834
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,280
ideas for chick stalkers
835
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,000
right yes but now that I've met you Jim
836
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,319
I've changed no all I want is to settle
837
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:57,319
down with the man I love cuddle up in a
838
00:40:57,319 --> 00:41:01,200
our 25 ft wide townhouse west of 7th
839
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,240
Avenue just pump out lots of
840
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,119
babies I see you've been reading my
841
00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:07,280
Bumble
842
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,079
profile it's true I want to settle down
843
00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:15,319
with a nice old-fashioned girl but Lydia
844
00:41:15,319 --> 00:41:16,640
unless you've had a personality
845
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,400
transplant in the last 24 hours that
846
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,240
girl is just not
847
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:25,240
you you look scorching hot in those lul
848
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,839
lemon shorts but but I I love you for
849
00:41:28,839 --> 00:41:33,160
your mind do you want the truth yes well
850
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,520
okay somebody stole the checkbook for
851
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,319
our home equity credit line off of my
852
00:41:37,319 --> 00:41:39,280
sister Lizzy's desk and now we have to
853
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,480
get our hands on
854
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,880
$100,000 by next week where the bank
855
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,560
takes our house well that's terrible I
856
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,319
had no idea you know I actually really
857
00:41:48,319 --> 00:41:50,880
hate that stupid Brownstone that we
858
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,440
inherited from our parents but my
859
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,319
sisters won't sell it and I'm the only
860
00:41:55,319 --> 00:41:57,720
one in the house who has any brains or
861
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,200
or makes any
862
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,720
money you're trying to help your
863
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,640
sisters really do have family values my
864
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,160
sweet
865
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:12,290
Lydia I never would have
866
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:26,109
[Music]
867
00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:34,750
guess wow I hope you like it cheers
868
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:39,119
cheers wow those cupcakes look so good
869
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:41,160
you know I love a woman who knows a way
870
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,440
around the kitchen oh um I didn't make
871
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,839
those myself I just iced them I'm the
872
00:42:45,839 --> 00:42:47,480
assistant shift manager of Magnolia
873
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,000
Bakery our Bakers bake those fresh every
874
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,240
day I bet you your oven's pretty fresh
875
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,640
my oven's actually off
876
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,240
thanks you know what let's get down to
877
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,400
business shall we I would love that yes
878
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,480
please so
879
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,200
uh how much money do you make working at
880
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,440
this cupcake shop I get $17 an hour plus
881
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,559
a share of the tip jar and Magnolia
882
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:13,200
isn't just a cupcake shop Taurus come
883
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,440
from all over the world to taste the
884
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,559
baked goods that put sex in the city on
885
00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:19,589
the
886
00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:22,599
map all right well uh how about your
887
00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:24,800
sisters what do they contribute to the
888
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,160
household income I'd say alog together
889
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,520
we bring in about $125,000 a year okay
890
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,240
based on your income and the rent you're
891
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,400
getting from the
892
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,319
apartment I could probably get you a new
893
00:43:35,319 --> 00:43:37,040
mortgage in you know like
894
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,319
say couple of
895
00:43:39,319 --> 00:43:42,520
months oh um we actually need it by next
896
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,760
week otherwise the bank is going to take
897
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,150
our
898
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,440
[Music]
899
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:56,480
house oh well you know I could maybe
900
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,559
talk to the
901
00:43:57,559 --> 00:44:02,160
oh yeah and maybe speed up the process
902
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,960
that would be great if there's just like
903
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,440
one thing you could do for me oh um s
904
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,800
I'm I'm not that kind of girl whoa oh
905
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,079
looks like the power went out better go
906
00:44:11,079 --> 00:44:12,839
check on that you know your way out I'll
907
00:44:12,839 --> 00:44:21,109
get you that mortgage right
908
00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:24,280
away oh my god this is my house who are
909
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,440
you oh George Barrow you think you can
910
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,319
just burst in here whenever you please
911
00:44:29,319 --> 00:44:31,079
well I could just as easily ask you the
912
00:44:31,079 --> 00:44:32,720
same question Elizabeth the lease
913
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,720
Jonathan sign does not permit you to
914
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,839
enter his apartment without 3 days
915
00:44:36,839 --> 00:44:38,160
written notice unless there's an
916
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,040
emergency oh there was an emergency and
917
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,520
the last time I checked your name is not
918
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,720
on the lease as an additional occupant
919
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,920
so why did you come over here
920
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,200
unannounced on a Saturday night I came
921
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,800
here to fix that faulty Outlet you and
922
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,440
your contractor can never seem to fix
923
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,960
before Jonathan flies back from
924
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,200
California tomorrow night and then the
925
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,630
electricity went
926
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:05,400
out oh damn
927
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,079
it yeah yeah that's an entire blackout
928
00:45:09,079 --> 00:45:12,960
yeah all of lower Manhattan okay okay
929
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,920
well now Jonathan won't have any
930
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,119
electricity at
931
00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:18,400
all do you happen to have a generator no
932
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,359
but I might have some leftover firewood
933
00:45:20,359 --> 00:45:21,599
from Hurricane
934
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:24,160
Sandy oh you were here for that yeah I
935
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,599
was in this house for 6 days with
936
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:28,359
nothing it was awful remember yeah I
937
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:33,160
made a fire in my townhouse for Sandy oh
938
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,960
um would you want to make one here for
939
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,720
me
940
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:45,599
yes yes I would all right follow me
941
00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:50,750
okay well cheers to you
942
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,040
cheers I mean I guess I am partial to
943
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,640
Dormer windows because I grew up in a
944
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,359
federal style townhouse but still Greek
945
00:45:58,359 --> 00:46:01,680
Revival it leaves me cold oh same here
946
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,280
you know those Italian a Brownstones on
947
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,599
9th Street I think they should be banish
948
00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:07,240
shed to Brooklyn
949
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,480
Heights I had no idea you were a
950
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,640
townhouse junkie too mhm born and Brad
951
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,720
right here in the West Village it's
952
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,240
funny that we've never hung out
953
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,680
before two sides to the story though
954
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,800
righty I mean on the one hand everybody
955
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,960
hates you because you get to live in
956
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,119
your own little castle in the West
957
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:29,440
Village but on the other hand there's a
958
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,880
million problems to deal with every
959
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,319
single day yeah for me those problems
960
00:46:34,319 --> 00:46:36,839
are mice and bugs and the radiators that
961
00:46:36,839 --> 00:46:39,800
hiss all winter long but what problems
962
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:43,319
could you possibly have George Barrow oh
963
00:46:43,319 --> 00:46:46,760
trust me being the Crown Prince of West
964
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,440
Village real estate is not all it's
965
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,520
cracked out to be oh why not because you
966
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,200
have to share your castle with a
967
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,839
queen don't even get me started on my
968
00:46:55,839 --> 00:46:58,079
mother she's the one who wants to build
969
00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:02,079
a dynasty in the West Village not me all
970
00:47:02,079 --> 00:47:03,040
I ever
971
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:08,790
wanted was to be an architect like my
972
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:18,510
dad oh um oh my look at this all
973
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,720
right there we oh that's a good one
974
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:23,040
that's a village po Village por I'm
975
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,200
going to take
976
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,829
that cheers
977
00:47:29,839 --> 00:47:31,200
let's play a
978
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:38,290
game okay
979
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:40,559
[Music]
980
00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:43,880
okay 113
981
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:48,240
Bedford date and Builder oh that's too
982
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,119
easy there's a plaque on the facade that
983
00:47:50,119 --> 00:47:52,720
I see every day on my way to work George
984
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:57,040
Harrison 1842 not the singer correct
985
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,559
your turn Okay o skinniest house in the
986
00:48:00,559 --> 00:48:03,319
West Village oh come on Lizzy everybody
987
00:48:03,319 --> 00:48:08,119
knows that one 75 1/2 Bedford 9 1/2 ft
988
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:12,910
wide mm the Edna St Vincent Malay
989
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,079
[Music]
990
00:48:15,079 --> 00:48:18,150
house
991
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,160
okay how about this
992
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,880
one 59
993
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,000
Morton you've actually been inside this
994
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,680
townhouse before although you probably
995
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,240
don't
996
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,720
remember it was a very long time ago you
997
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:35,470
were very
998
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,559
little I'll give you a
999
00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:41,520
clue birthday
1000
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,720
party the
1001
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:49,309
stairs Liz are you
1002
00:48:49,319 --> 00:48:55,710
asleep
1003
00:48:55,720 --> 00:49:00,840
Lizzy
1004
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:31,750
[Music]
1005
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,799
Tommy Leroy what the hell are you doing
1006
00:49:34,799 --> 00:49:37,160
here when the power went out last night
1007
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,760
and didn't come back on this morning I
1008
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,440
figured I'd drop by and check on you and
1009
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,880
your sisters three girls alone in a
1010
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,880
townhouse might need a man to help out
1011
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,960
eh in your dreams get out of here before
1012
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,960
I call the cops who the what the cell
1013
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,630
phone that's losing charge by the
1014
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,000
second looks like somebody started the
1015
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,960
party without me might if I pour myself
1016
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:17,230
a
1017
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:20,960
glass that's right George Barrow was
1018
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,160
here last night to fix the electrical
1019
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,480
outlet that you said you fixed 2 weeks
1020
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,520
ago unbelievable George Barrow was here
1021
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,960
I thought you hated him and everything
1022
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,880
he stood for you've hooked up with every
1023
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,720
girl in the West Village you can't
1024
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,559
possibly expect for me to sit around and
1025
00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:38,319
wait for you to show up and fix what's
1026
00:50:38,319 --> 00:50:39,680
wrong down
1027
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,160
there in the garden apartment you really
1028
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,799
expect me to believe that George Barrow
1029
00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:47,400
just happened to drop by on a Saturday
1030
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,559
night well yeah cuz that's exactly what
1031
00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:51,480
happened and now that I'm getting to
1032
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,280
know George better I can see that he's
1033
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,359
not just some money grubbing developer
1034
00:50:56,359 --> 00:50:59,520
he's he a real gentleman who's kind and
1035
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,640
caring and shares my passion for
1036
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,440
cornices and Dormer
1037
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,599
windows he's not just some Fly by Night
1038
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:08,760
handyman who looks really good in a pair
1039
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,040
of skinny jeans
1040
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:15,200
waa you're so incredibly naive L Perry
1041
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,040
you have no idea who George Barrow is or
1042
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,200
what he's capable of doing so enlighten
1043
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:24,190
me I'd be happy
1044
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,920
to George Barrow may be a West feel like
1045
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,240
blue blood but he's not the only one who
1046
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,640
grew up in a
1047
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:36,990
townhouse wait a minute you grew up in a
1048
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
townhouse my father was the barrel
1049
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,400
family's property manager when I was
1050
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,960
growing
1051
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,559
up the barrels lived in the owner's
1052
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:48,000
Triplex up top my dad and I lived in the
1053
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,240
garden apartment underneath the
1054
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,400
stoop go
1055
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,280
on when we were little George and I were
1056
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,359
really
1057
00:51:58,359 --> 00:52:02,390
close practically like
1058
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,720
brothers but after old man bar got
1059
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,160
killed in the crane collapse on his way
1060
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,280
to see one of my construction sites
1061
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,119
George blamed
1062
00:52:10,119 --> 00:52:12,480
me then he asked me to move out of my
1063
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,559
Dad's apartment so his contractor could
1064
00:52:14,559 --> 00:52:16,400
do some
1065
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,440
Renovations I floated on a couches for a
1066
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,359
year before I realized he was never
1067
00:52:22,359 --> 00:52:23,960
going to let me move back home that's
1068
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,480
awful I I had no idea eventually I found
1069
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,040
a sublet in the story with a couple of
1070
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,480
guys from
1071
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,000
work I had no idea that George Barrow
1072
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,280
was such a
1073
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,720
monster did you take him to court yeah I
1074
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:42,240
hired a lawyer and everything
1075
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:45,920
but by then George had already finished
1076
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,440
the renovation and turned it into a
1077
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,480
single family home worth triple what it
1078
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,349
was
1079
00:52:54,359 --> 00:52:57,160
before he sent me a
1080
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,520
check for 10 grand to settle and I
1081
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,670
signed the
1082
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,680
release but what could George Barrow
1083
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,750
possibly want with
1084
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,119
me don't you get it Lizzie he's buying
1085
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:14,640
up every decent house in the West
1086
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,359
Village to combine them and sell them to
1087
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:18,799
billionaires who want 50F Footers most
1088
00:53:18,799 --> 00:53:20,119
of your neighbors have already agreed to
1089
00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:21,599
sell them their properties once he comes
1090
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,960
up with the money yeah sure that's old
1091
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,240
news I read it in townhouse confidential
1092
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,559
okay but I guess you haven't read the
1093
00:53:28,559 --> 00:53:30,040
latest
1094
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,400
post last townhouse standing the
1095
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,240
townhouse confidential Grapevine is
1096
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,040
buzzing with news that Mega Builder
1097
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,160
George Barrow has the hots for a shy
1098
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,359
little townhouse on Washington place to
1099
00:53:41,359 --> 00:53:42,880
add to his
1100
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,599
portfolio Barrow is just days away from
1101
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:48,119
closing on aund million fund to purchase
1102
00:53:48,119 --> 00:53:50,240
dozens of the biggest and best tow
1103
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,760
houses in the West Village but needs the
1104
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,680
midblock beauty to seal the deal odds
1105
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,760
are 3 to one that the sisters will say
1106
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:01,119
no will gentleman George up his offer I
1107
00:54:01,119 --> 00:54:02,720
assume that's why he came by last night
1108
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:05,359
to wine and D you I cannot believe that
1109
00:54:05,359 --> 00:54:07,599
Mary wrote that after all she probably
1110
00:54:07,599 --> 00:54:09,599
thinks that we're so desperate for cash
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00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:10,839
we'd take it from
1112
00:54:10,839 --> 00:54:13,359
anybody even George
1113
00:54:13,359 --> 00:54:17,789
Barrow well got to go
1114
00:54:17,799 --> 00:54:20,040
Lizzy make sure not to share your
1115
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:25,349
cupcakes with just anyone
1116
00:54:25,359 --> 00:54:39,400
huh
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00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:55,309
[Music]
1118
00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:57,440
a
1119
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,760
George come here to steal our house I
1120
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,920
assume I think I forgot my screwdriver
1121
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,470
wait there I'll get
1122
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:11,160
it here take it did I do something wrong
1123
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,839
maybe not to me but you should have been
1124
00:55:12,839 --> 00:55:15,119
a little nicer to Tommy Leroy before you
1125
00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:17,440
stole his apartment and kicked him out
1126
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,920
of the townhouse that you both grew up
1127
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,040
in I don't know what you're talking
1128
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,880
about oh really so you just get to be
1129
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:24,920
the prince charming of the West Village
1130
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,240
while Tommy can barely afford his sublet
1131
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:30,000
in Queens you ought to be ashamed of
1132
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,400
yourself is that all he told you he told
1133
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,000
me that the only reason you came over
1134
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,799
here last night was to convince me to
1135
00:55:35,799 --> 00:55:37,039
sell you our
1136
00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:40,000
townhouse so I guess all that crap about
1137
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,400
cornices and Dormer windows was just the
1138
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,839
bait you used to reel me in you are no
1139
00:55:45,839 --> 00:55:47,640
gentleman George Barrow and you never
1140
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:52,200
will be now go please Liz you don't
1141
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,880
understand Tommy Leroy isn't who you
1142
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,760
think he is there's another side to the
1143
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,160
story there always is isn't there anyway
1144
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,880
it doesn't matter somebody stole the
1145
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,559
checkbook for our home equity credit
1146
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:05,520
line and if I don't get my hands on
1147
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,839
$100,000 by next week the bank is going
1148
00:56:08,839 --> 00:56:11,710
to take our
1149
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:17,390
house thanks for the
1150
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:24,109
[Music]
1151
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:27,760
screwdriver [ __ ] could things possibly
1152
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,710
get any
1153
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:47,549
[Music]
1154
00:56:47,559 --> 00:56:52,839
worse oh hi got the whole pie come on
1155
00:56:52,839 --> 00:56:54,359
have a slice the little CLS won't hurt
1156
00:56:54,359 --> 00:56:57,960
you right thanks but uh it would derail
1157
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,200
my preparation for the half
1158
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:06,240
marathon [ __ ] was yeah George say we
1159
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,799
get down to business shall
1160
00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:10,720
we the bottom line is your lenders are
1161
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,920
getting pretty impatient they want to
1162
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,920
know when you know the deal is going to
1163
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,400
close they want that [ __ ] money now
1164
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,880
big guy a
1165
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,440
be yeah there's no reason to talk like
1166
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,680
that big S I'm sure Georgie here has a
1167
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:26,680
perfectly reasonable explanation for the
1168
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:30,319
delay right yes uh there's just one more
1169
00:57:30,319 --> 00:57:32,480
townhouse that I need to put in contract
1170
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,680
before the investors will release the
1171
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,960
financing the trouble is that it's owned
1172
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,079
by three sisters who don't want to sell
1173
00:57:40,079 --> 00:57:43,200
you see they grew up there you think go
1174
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,920
horses heading the bed may help them see
1175
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,200
the light of reason I don't think
1176
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,960
that'll be necessary big S let's just
1177
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,039
let George here talk to him all right
1178
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:56,720
know that Liz Perry she loves flowers
1179
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,480
especially expensive C otherwise the
1180
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,799
next horse's head is going to be in your
1181
00:58:01,799 --> 00:58:03,240
bed
1182
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,319
kabish come on big S everything's going
1183
00:58:05,319 --> 00:58:08,830
to be great
1184
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:23,109
[Music]
1185
00:58:23,119 --> 00:58:28,039
pizza [ __ ] awesome
1186
00:58:28,039 --> 00:58:29,960
and the weirdest part is I didn't have
1187
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,680
sex with any of them I mean I was a
1188
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,240
little drunk so it was kind of tempting
1189
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:34,440
but
1190
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,039
no you go girl unfortunately the guy I'm
1191
00:58:38,039 --> 00:58:40,880
crushing on just left town said some
1192
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,880
kind of business trip didn't even say
1193
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,839
when he's coming back wait a second are
1194
00:58:44,839 --> 00:58:46,960
you talking about Jonathan I thought he
1195
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:47,799
was
1196
00:58:47,799 --> 00:58:50,119
straight he was so straight when I was
1197
00:58:50,119 --> 00:58:53,440
done with them okay you go
1198
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,359
girl ooh let's check this one out can we
1199
00:58:56,359 --> 00:58:58,319
go home already one more spiral
1200
00:58:58,319 --> 00:58:59,640
staircase and I'll be in traction for
1201
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:04,880
weeks come on Billy this is the last one
1202
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,960
girl hi hi have you got your ticket
1203
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,359
thank you so much please put the booties
1204
00:59:10,359 --> 00:59:14,069
on sure thank
1205
00:59:14,079 --> 00:59:16,000
you
1206
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,400
who bil did you see the
1207
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,480
chandelier it's
1208
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:25,039
gorgeous smells like bunny
1209
00:59:25,039 --> 00:59:27,359
yeah
1210
00:59:27,359 --> 00:59:30,000
oh girl are they
1211
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:38,589
real does it
1212
00:59:38,599 --> 00:59:44,950
matter this how the other half
1213
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,920
lands you know this place feels really
1214
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,960
familiar like I've been here before or
1215
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,839
something and your dreams Lizzy you have
1216
00:59:53,839 --> 00:59:55,680
to get past three dead boats and an
1217
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,200
alarm
1218
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:01,630
system plus they got
1219
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,440
guns I don't mean now Billy I met when I
1220
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,839
was a little girl I remember my mom
1221
01:00:06,839 --> 01:00:09,160
dropping me off at this big beautiful
1222
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,640
townhouse for a birthday party when I
1223
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,240
was five I didn't know any of the other
1224
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,960
kids so I just wandered around the house
1225
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,599
and I got lost I almost fed on a flight
1226
01:00:18,599 --> 01:00:20,799
of stairs into the basement when this
1227
01:00:20,799 --> 01:00:23,880
little boy grabbed my arm and rescued
1228
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:30,750
me rescued you huh m
1229
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,880
mhm hey Lizzy yeah look at this photo
1230
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:35,799
it's
1231
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:39,079
George and
1232
01:00:39,079 --> 01:00:41,960
Jonathan Lizzy that little boy that
1233
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:46,559
rescued you was George Barrow what oh my
1234
01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:49,920
God Billy you're
1235
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:54,000
right this is George Barrow's
1236
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,960
house but hold on a second
1237
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:58,760
how could George be so generous to a
1238
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,079
group of complete strangers and so cruel
1239
01:01:01,079 --> 01:01:02,839
to someone who he grew up with
1240
01:01:02,839 --> 01:01:04,200
practically like his
1241
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,520
brother I don't
1242
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,160
know I could Jonathan be so hot in the
1243
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,050
Colombia t-shirt
1244
01:01:11,050 --> 01:01:13,680
[Music]
1245
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,440
I uh Billy George just texted me he
1246
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,400
wants to meet up with me right now for
1247
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,200
what I don't know do we have to go back
1248
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,160
to work or can we go check this out you
1249
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,280
sure you don't want to trash his house
1250
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,119
first
1251
01:01:27,119 --> 01:01:43,589
no let's go let's go P
1252
01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:54,829
onathan there he
1253
01:01:54,839 --> 01:02:03,549
is
1254
01:02:03,559 --> 01:02:07,390
what was
1255
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:11,240
that oh my God Billy George wrote me an
1256
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,359
actual letter by hand and he sealed the
1257
01:02:14,359 --> 01:02:16,400
envelope with wax just rip it open and
1258
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,510
read it okay okay
1259
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,279
um
1260
01:02:22,279 --> 01:02:25,480
okay dearest Elizabeth I know that you
1261
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,279
will never sell me your home after what
1262
01:02:27,279 --> 01:02:29,240
you believe I have done to Tommy Leroy
1263
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,359
so I won't attempt to make an offer all
1264
01:02:32,359 --> 01:02:33,960
I ask is that you read this letter
1265
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,200
explaining what really happened and give
1266
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,720
me a chance to clear my good name oh my
1267
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:39,960
God this can't be
1268
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,440
real DN 5 years ago I went away on a
1269
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,119
trip to Africa with my friend Jonathan
1270
01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:46,599
to dig whales to fight malaria when I
1271
01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:48,319
got back I discovered that Tommy had
1272
01:02:48,319 --> 01:02:50,640
forged my signature on a building
1273
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,079
permit and was getting ready to turn the
1274
01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:55,200
home had been in our family for almost
1275
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,640
200 years into multi-million dollar
1276
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:01,119
condos and pocket the money for himself
1277
01:03:01,119 --> 01:03:03,240
I was shocked and angered by Tommy's
1278
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,599
betrayal but I promised my mother that I
1279
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:08,160
would keep the matter private so as not
1280
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,880
to tarnish the reputation of our family
1281
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,799
and that of the real estate business we
1282
01:03:13,799 --> 01:03:16,799
own I have always loved you Elizabeth
1283
01:03:16,799 --> 01:03:18,760
Perry Elizabeth Perry ever since the day
1284
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,319
of my birthday party when I saved you
1285
01:03:20,319 --> 01:03:21,720
from falling down the
1286
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,520
stairs you are the Damsel in Distress
1287
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,160
that I have always wanted to Res rescue
1288
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,680
but now I feel that the person who
1289
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,520
really needs rescuing is
1290
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:34,039
me without you I am
1291
01:03:34,039 --> 01:03:36,680
lost with no hope of the feelings that I
1292
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,279
have for you and your townhouse ever
1293
01:03:38,279 --> 01:03:40,640
being reciprocated I remain your
1294
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:47,349
faithful servant G Fitz William
1295
01:03:47,359 --> 01:03:52,510
Barrow I think you're about to get laid
1296
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,760
girl I am such an idiot all I had to do
1297
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:58,680
was stick out my foot for him to put a
1298
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,680
glass slipper on and instead I kick him
1299
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,839
out the door because I believe that scam
1300
01:04:03,839 --> 01:04:06,520
artist Tommy Leroy I mean I guess it's
1301
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,880
not too late to call sleazy s Carmine
1302
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,599
and take him up on his offer this he
1303
01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:15,559
it's no way to talk about my boyfriend
1304
01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:18,760
your boyfriend what are you talking
1305
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,359
about well remember the night of the
1306
01:04:21,359 --> 01:04:23,200
blackout when you had sover for wine and
1307
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,520
cupcakes to talk about the new mortgage
1308
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,240
on the house yeah how could I forget
1309
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,400
well after the power went out on Lower
1310
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,119
Manhattan and you kicked s out the door
1311
01:04:32,119 --> 01:04:35,000
he went screaming down Washington Place
1312
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,359
I heard the noise ran downstairs flung
1313
01:04:37,359 --> 01:04:38,480
open the door
1314
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,160
and well let's just say he was grateful
1315
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,599
to find a friendly port in the storm oh
1316
01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:48,359
my God butel is married and he's bald
1317
01:04:48,359 --> 01:04:50,240
and he's short and you could we're not
1318
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,960
all like you Lizzy not everyone is
1319
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,039
looking for a Mr Darcy with the
1320
01:04:55,039 --> 01:04:57,319
uncertain domestic Bliss of marriage and
1321
01:04:57,319 --> 01:04:59,640
kids and happily ever
1322
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,680
after for
1323
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:06,160
me married Mr colins will do just
1324
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,960
fine maybe you're right maybe life isn't
1325
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:13,440
about getting what you want it's about
1326
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,270
wanting what you
1327
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:24,630
[Music]
1328
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,110
get
1329
01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:32,230
[Music]
1330
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,760
well I guess that's it then Jersey City
1331
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,549
here I
1332
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,839
come I guess I could get a job at a
1333
01:05:40,839 --> 01:05:42,760
different Bakery even if that Bakery
1334
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,520
isn't
1335
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,039
Magnolia uh-huh and I suppose I could
1336
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:49,000
find an apartment to rent maybe share it
1337
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,839
with a roommate yeah then you'll
1338
01:05:52,839 --> 01:05:55,319
understand how the other 99% lives I'm
1339
01:05:55,319 --> 01:05:57,160
about to to lose my house Billy I
1340
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,440
thought you could at least
1341
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,680
sympathize sympathize yeah you know how
1342
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,079
many apartments I've been kicked out of
1343
01:06:03,079 --> 01:06:05,160
since I moved to New York you think you
1344
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,960
got a tough baby girl try being black
1345
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:11,039
gay and living in the Bronx I am so done
1346
01:06:11,039 --> 01:06:12,839
with you and your white townhouse
1347
01:06:12,839 --> 01:06:15,079
privilege do you know how many millions
1348
01:06:15,079 --> 01:06:16,799
of people who would gladly trade places
1349
01:06:16,799 --> 01:06:19,640
with you in a heartbeat but but I am the
1350
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,200
victim here are you though yeah look how
1351
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,319
many advantag you take for granted
1352
01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:28,680
two parents that adored you a college
1353
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,160
degree that you did not pay for and that
1354
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,559
$20 bottle of Italian wine that you
1355
01:06:33,559 --> 01:06:36,559
drink so effortlessly I only buy Monty
1356
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:40,230
foso when it's on
1357
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,400
sale but maybe you're right Billy I
1358
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:44,680
guess I never looked at it that way
1359
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,160
before of course you haven't because
1360
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,440
you're too busy looking in the mirror
1361
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,760
feeling sorry for yourself just because
1362
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,440
you sweep your fireplace every once in a
1363
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,520
while does not make you Cinderella baby
1364
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,760
girl
1365
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,680
where I'm
1366
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,760
from I'd be lucky to be able to walk
1367
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,359
down the street in my dress and my wig
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01:07:01,359 --> 01:07:10,150
and not get rocks around in my
1369
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:13,680
head so maybe I am no better than George
1370
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,960
Barrow or Katherine Waverly or the other
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01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,359
millionaire hedge funders who live in
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01:07:17,359 --> 01:07:20,039
the West Village maybe I do deserve to
1373
01:07:20,039 --> 01:07:22,319
be exiled to a beach bar in New Jersey
1374
01:07:22,319 --> 01:07:23,960
where no one has ever heard of a cornice
1375
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:27,359
or a lentil or a dormer window hey now
1376
01:07:27,359 --> 01:07:29,079
don't be going all Jersey Shore on me
1377
01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:31,760
baby girl I'm just saying if you want to
1378
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,880
save your town home or at least get some
1379
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,760
serious cash for it you got to get out
1380
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,480
there and you got to fight for it don't
1381
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,520
be sitting around waiting on Prince
1382
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:43,520
Shaman to pay the tab you mean yes Lizzy
1383
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,880
there's something you love more than
1384
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,440
vanilla cupcakes with purple frosting
1385
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,240
and sprinkles on top something you love
1386
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,279
more than a hot guy with a tight ass and
1387
01:07:51,279 --> 01:07:54,440
skinny jeans oh I don't know if that's
1388
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,760
possible
1389
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:00,599
oh my God Billy you're right it's my
1390
01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:03,480
townhouse that 18t wide broken down
1391
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,200
fixer upper of a townhouse that I grew
1392
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,720
up in on Washington Place the place
1393
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,359
where literally nothing works and
1394
01:08:09,359 --> 01:08:10,760
everything's held together with Scotch
1395
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:13,400
tape and rubber bands the place that's
1396
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,759
always just on the verge of a nervous
1397
01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:18,359
breakdown that scorching hot mess pile
1398
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:19,600
of
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01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:24,430
bricks is
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01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:27,910
me
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01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,560
detective Ortiz can I offer you a
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01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,359
cupcake it's on the house and those
1403
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:35,319
cupcakes do look tasty but uh this time
1404
01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:37,839
I I think I'll pass I came in to check
1405
01:08:37,839 --> 01:08:39,920
your security tape uh it looks like the
1406
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,440
Gucci Bandit is back out on the loose
1407
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,640
the Gucci Bandit yeah he's a burglar who
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01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,600
breaks into people's homes wearing Gucci
1409
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,199
sandals steals her credit cards and goes
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01:08:49,199 --> 01:08:50,640
on a shopping
1411
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,080
spree okay but what does that have to do
1412
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,120
with us well it looks like he's taking
1413
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,040
his show on the road to bleer street
1414
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,600
according to the credit card company he
1415
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,480
was in here sometime yesterday before
1416
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:03,199
3:00 p.m. well we off yesterday but sure
1417
01:09:03,199 --> 01:09:04,440
why not if he was in here he'd be on
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01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,960
tape
1419
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,440
somewhere sure you don't want a cupcake
1420
01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,040
you are a temptress Liz Perry hey Liz
1421
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,400
can you help me here I don't think I was
1422
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,799
here for this training session yeah sure
1423
01:09:14,799 --> 01:09:23,430
um should just
1424
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,080
be oh
1425
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,560
busted on bleer we got him good work Liz
1426
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,520
just email me the clip wait there's
1427
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,560
somebody else on tape walking to the
1428
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,960
store oh my God I'd recognize that butt
1429
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,640
anywhere it's Tommy Leroy he's writing a
1430
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,960
check for some cupcakes using the
1431
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,560
checkbook for our home equity credit
1432
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:47,440
line detective Ortiz I'd like to make a
1433
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:49,480
citizen's arrest come down to the
1434
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,759
station and file a report okay never
1435
01:09:51,759 --> 01:09:54,600
trust a man in skinny jeans no we caught
1436
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,679
Tommy ler right on video camera with our
1437
01:09:56,679 --> 01:09:58,239
checkbook but that doesn't bring back
1438
01:09:58,239 --> 01:10:00,760
the $100,000 and we need to pay back the
1439
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:02,960
entire loan by
1440
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,360
Monday our only choice is to sell the
1441
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,360
house to the first person who walks in
1442
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,880
that door with the biggest bag full of
1443
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,920
cash which means that we need to start
1444
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,600
painting and cleaning ASAP to get it
1445
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:14,440
ready for the open house we all pick up
1446
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,880
a brush and a mop right now we should be
1447
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,840
done by Saturday and once I take the
1448
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,719
pictures make the video and post the ad
1449
01:10:21,719 --> 01:10:23,600
on Street Easy we'll be ready for the
1450
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,159
open house on Sunday afternoon and
1451
01:10:25,159 --> 01:10:26,840
that's that's where I come in to find
1452
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,199
the mystery buyer with a big bankroll in
1453
01:10:29,199 --> 01:10:31,400
his briefcase we know you'll find us
1454
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,320
someone Sophie I texted Charlotte she
1455
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,400
should be here any minute with the
1456
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:39,709
cleaning
1457
01:10:39,719 --> 01:10:42,480
supplies let's clean my little dust
1458
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:49,110
bunnies
1459
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:52,400
let yeah it's come to this world's
1460
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,960
falling all around us will we make it
1461
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,280
out of
1462
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,640
life now that we've come this far come
1463
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:05,000
on sisters get together and bring the
1464
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:09,080
city to its knees we got to get up
1465
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,520
working harder than we've ever worked
1466
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:15,000
before got to speak up be a fighter when
1467
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,480
something weth fighting for never give
1468
01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:20,560
up keep on trying give it everything
1469
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,080
we've got got to believe find out what
1470
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:29,400
we're made of
1471
01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:40,880
[Music]
1472
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:45,159
up so you'll never guess who I ran into
1473
01:11:45,159 --> 01:11:47,040
today well I guess you're going to tell
1474
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,960
me mother and I have no choice but to
1475
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,880
listen Elizabeth Perry the girl who
1476
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,840
lives in that trashy little townhouse
1477
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,400
over on Washington place with her her
1478
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:59,000
two sisters oh and what did she have to
1479
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
say mother well she told me she's
1480
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
putting her house on the market and that
1481
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,080
she and her two sisters are hosting an
1482
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,600
open house tomorrow afternoon and that
1483
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,440
they're prepared to sell to the highest
1484
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,560
bidder even if that bidder is
1485
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,280
you really so it's true that you've
1486
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,280
offered to buy their house or is that
1487
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:20,639
just interwebs gossip well I very much
1488
01:12:20,639 --> 01:12:23,360
doubt that she'd be willing to sell to
1489
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:25,679
me mother she thinks I'm an [ __ ] who
1490
01:12:25,679 --> 01:12:27,880
wouldn't help his own grandmother cross
1491
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:28,960
bleer
1492
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:31,679
street of course she would sweetheart
1493
01:12:31,679 --> 01:12:33,679
you're still the prince charming of West
1494
01:12:33,679 --> 01:12:36,480
Village real estate any girl would pay
1495
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,080
gold just to meet you for a cup of
1496
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:41,320
coffee or Tesla stock Bitcoin or
1497
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,199
whatever is hot these days oh mother I
1498
01:12:43,199 --> 01:12:45,600
am tired of living here with you in the
1499
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,040
shadow of my great great grandfather's
1500
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:52,480
portrait all I want is to be like like
1501
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:55,360
like everybody else who comes to to the
1502
01:12:55,360 --> 01:13:14,350
West Village to have
1503
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:18,600
fun [ __ ] awesome George Barrow we do
1504
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,480
not use language like that in this
1505
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,920
household and we most certainly do not
1506
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:25,639
eat pizza why don't we
1507
01:13:25,639 --> 01:13:27,760
John's Pizzeria is two blocks away from
1508
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:29,280
our house they have the best pizza in
1509
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,840
the West Village you always told me that
1510
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,600
we couldn't go there because they have
1511
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:36,120
rats in their basement I honestly don't
1512
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,719
care if they have rats in their basement
1513
01:13:37,719 --> 01:13:41,719
their Pizza is awesome but George you'll
1514
01:13:41,719 --> 01:13:45,679
get fat cool then maybe all these girls
1515
01:13:45,679 --> 01:13:49,679
who think I'm Mr Darcy will stop chasing
1516
01:13:49,679 --> 01:13:53,080
me tomorrow I think I'm going to go try
1517
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:58,070
one of the slices at Joe's
1518
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:00,760
oh it's a mighty fine slice mother
1519
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:04,260
mighty fine slice
1520
01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:18,000
[Music]
1521
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,719
mother
1522
01:14:20,719 --> 01:14:27,720
hi hi hello welcome
1523
01:14:27,730 --> 01:14:39,870
[Music]
1524
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:43,880
wow this is gorgeous it's too
1525
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,280
bright
1526
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:53,990
okay thank you for
1527
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,840
coming
1528
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:59,000
well at least we tried I'm sure we can
1529
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,520
find a decent place to rent in New
1530
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,719
Jersey when they take the house or
1531
01:15:02,719 --> 01:15:04,560
Florida I heard it's pretty cheap down
1532
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,480
there where's Sophie anyway does it
1533
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:13,030
matter it's not like she's getting a
1534
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,960
commission girls I just took a full
1535
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:18,639
price offer all
1536
01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:21,600
cash and I spoke with the bank and they
1537
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,960
have agreed to put the foreclosure on
1538
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:26,040
hold
1539
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:26,940
we
1540
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:29,000
[Music]
1541
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,880
do hold on what's the catch there has to
1542
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:33,800
be one well the buyer wants to meet with
1543
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:38,280
Liz right here right now alone with no
1544
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:43,040
one else in the room good
1545
01:15:43,050 --> 01:15:47,870
[Music]
1546
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:53,910
luck may I come in of
1547
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,520
course
1548
01:15:56,520 --> 01:16:02,910
thanks
1549
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,800
Sophie please let me explain Elizabeth
1550
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,800
and this time I beg you not kick me out
1551
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,310
until you've heard the entire
1552
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,360
story The only reason I've offered to
1553
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,679
buy your home is to save it from
1554
01:16:14,679 --> 01:16:16,880
foreclosure so that you and your sisters
1555
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,239
can continue to live here I will not
1556
01:16:19,239 --> 01:16:21,280
combine it with any other property or
1557
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,800
make it part of the development that you
1558
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,480
have so rightly called a hedge funer
1559
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:26,000
Disneyland
1560
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,800
land I promise that after the deal
1561
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:31,840
closes I will walk away and never again
1562
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,800
darken your door but please don't refuse
1563
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,960
my offer it's honestly the least I can
1564
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:39,120
do if I had reported Tommy Leroy to the
1565
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:40,520
police after he tried to steal my
1566
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:42,440
family's home you would not have been
1567
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:45,120
free to walk in and steal your home
1568
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:47,480
equity credit line checkbook and draw
1569
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,719
down the $100,000 that nearly cost you
1570
01:16:49,719 --> 01:16:52,280
and your family your home a boun of
1571
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,159
check at the Magnolia Bakery to buy a
1572
01:16:54,159 --> 01:16:56,480
dozen cupcakes for his ex-girlfriend in
1573
01:16:56,480 --> 01:17:00,280
the apartment upstairs but I uh I guess
1574
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,239
you already knew that since you're the
1575
01:17:02,239 --> 01:17:04,040
one who busted him on
1576
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:07,600
tape detective Ortiz told me the whole
1577
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,520
story you're my hero Liz
1578
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:13,000
Perry well let's just say I'm a woman of
1579
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,560
many
1580
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,239
talents
1581
01:17:16,239 --> 01:17:18,560
so do you still think I'm the biggest
1582
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,280
[ __ ] in the West
1583
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:22,520
Village no
1584
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:25,480
George I think you're amazing
1585
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,960
and so was your big beautiful townhouse
1586
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:30,840
at 59 Morton Street the place where you
1587
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,520
saved me from falling down the stairs at
1588
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,440
your birthday party when I was five I'm
1589
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,040
amazed that you remember you were so
1590
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:41,600
little but I'm 2 years older and I never
1591
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,800
forgot I've always had a crush on you
1592
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:44,639
Liz
1593
01:17:44,639 --> 01:17:46,960
Perry it was just easier for me to act
1594
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,840
like a jerk than to admit it and maybe
1595
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:53,520
find out that you didn't love me as much
1596
01:17:53,520 --> 01:18:01,830
as I've always loved you
1597
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:04,360
hold on this Perry before we get too
1598
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:05,400
carried
1599
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,440
away there's something I have to show
1600
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:09,480
you about your Charming little townhouse
1601
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:20,870
that you may not have
1602
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,120
noticed here just in case perfect follow
1603
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:27,440
[Music]
1604
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:31,159
me uh George what are we doing in my
1605
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:32,740
basement trust
1606
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:36,590
[Music]
1607
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:40,320
me it must be around here
1608
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:46,070
somewhere
1609
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,760
what
1610
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:53,709
Lizzy could you hold this
1611
01:18:53,719 --> 01:19:00,750
sure
1612
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:01,960
[Music]
1613
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,239
uh hey George quick question why do you
1614
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:07,639
have a key to a lock in my basement wait
1615
01:19:07,639 --> 01:19:11,900
and
1616
01:19:11,910 --> 01:19:21,709
[Music]
1617
01:19:21,719 --> 01:19:24,560
see uh George when are you going to tell
1618
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,440
me tell me what's going on sometimes Liz
1619
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:29,360
there are connections you didn't know
1620
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:32,239
existed that were there all
1621
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:42,470
along what does that
1622
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:46,600
mean oh my God George we're in your
1623
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:53,629
parlor wait
1624
01:19:53,639 --> 01:19:57,120
what there's the portrait of Captain
1625
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:00,590
Barrow and the
1626
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:04,000
guns but hold on a second how did we get
1627
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,960
here allow me to explain the same day
1628
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,560
that you came to see my house for the
1629
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:10,760
Spring House benefit tour I went to the
1630
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,280
library to check out the old fire
1631
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:15,560
Insurance Maps it turns out our two
1632
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,560
houses are connected
1633
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,199
underground they've been that way for
1634
01:20:19,199 --> 01:20:22,719
over a century so wait you mean yes that
1635
01:20:22,719 --> 01:20:24,719
my mother can no longer object to us
1636
01:20:24,719 --> 01:20:29,950
uniting our two houses and tying the
1637
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,760
knot but wait doesn't your mother hate
1638
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,800
me and my 18t wide townhouse when I
1639
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:35,920
showed her on the map that Captain
1640
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:37,239
Barrow had built a tunnel so that he
1641
01:20:37,239 --> 01:20:38,920
could hook up with his third cousin in
1642
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,600
true love Betsy Washington she caved
1643
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,600
immediately but isn't your mother all
1644
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,000
business super broker Katherine Waverly
1645
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,920
and all that oh no Katherine Waverly is
1646
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,719
a hopeless romantic just like you Lizzy
1647
01:20:51,719 --> 01:20:53,800
a huge Pride and Prejudice that's why
1648
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,560
she named me Fitz will
1649
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,280
but but you
1650
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:03,030
can just call me
1651
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,480
George this is no time for big romantic
1652
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,520
speeches George we've got to get out of
1653
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,080
here now what are you talking about
1654
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:11,760
mother I'm in the middle of proposing to
1655
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,440
Liz Perry aren't you glad that I'm
1656
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:15,560
actually interested in girls oh don't
1657
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:17,639
worry about that George I already knew
1658
01:21:17,639 --> 01:21:19,440
you and Elizabeth would end up together
1659
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:21,040
don't forget I've read the book five
1660
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,800
times and seen the entire BBC series
1661
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,669
here
1662
01:21:26,679 --> 01:21:29,000
they're here who's here mother no time
1663
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:38,870
to explain just follow
1664
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:42,840
me George George why are you I know
1665
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:47,880
you're here where the [ __ ] is he Tommy
1666
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:48,840
you said you're going to bring this
1667
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,440
right to him what happened that [ __ ]
1668
01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,840
know the deadline was today the big boss
1669
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,199
is going to be metad I grew up in this
1670
01:21:55,199 --> 01:22:14,510
house I know where they went follow
1671
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:18,239
me George what is this place this is
1672
01:22:18,239 --> 01:22:20,639
where my family hid enslaved Africans
1673
01:22:20,639 --> 01:22:22,440
before the Civil War to help them Escape
1674
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:24,639
their freedom no way what the I thought
1675
01:22:24,639 --> 01:22:26,480
you guys were white supremacists this is
1676
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,440
no time for our history lesson George
1677
01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:30,400
Tommy's probably leading them right to
1678
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,159
us as we speak we need to secure the
1679
01:22:32,159 --> 01:22:39,709
hatch Elizabeth you
1680
01:22:39,719 --> 01:22:43,199
okay oh hey Georgie boy I got a couple
1681
01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:45,560
of guys here want to talk to
1682
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:50,760
you where's my [ __ ] money Georgie is
1683
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:53,840
that s Carmine what the hell are you
1684
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,040
doing here
1685
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,120
I'm not here for you Lizzie sorry here
1686
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:57,840
for
1687
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,760
Georgie time's up buddy just give him
1688
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:02,480
the money George they're not going to
1689
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:06,280
hurt you or Mom hold
1690
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:10,430
this George what are you
1691
01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:13,920
doing Elizabeth Washington Parry would
1692
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,960
you do me the honor of accepting this
1693
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,280
ring oh George of course I
1694
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:21,840
will Georgie if I don't get my [ __ ]
1695
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,480
money one of you people up here is going
1696
01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:25,159
to end up on a sidewalk like a [ __ ]
1697
01:23:25,159 --> 01:23:27,360
pancake hey put that gun down or I'm
1698
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,080
going to break your face do you have any
1699
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,920
idea how hard it is for a woman over 30
1700
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,600
to find a single straight man south of
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01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:38,350
14th
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01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,480
Street yes George Fitz William Barrow
1703
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,760
you sweet shy townhouse loving mama's
1704
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,199
boy of course I will marry you I've
1705
01:23:48,199 --> 01:23:51,600
loved you since I was five and you were
1706
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:56,300
seven I was just too blind to see it
1707
01:23:56,300 --> 01:24:04,629
[Music]
1708
01:24:04,639 --> 01:24:08,360
hey Barrow gang get down off that roof
1709
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:12,520
now oh detective Ortiz it's me Liz Perry
1710
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:14,679
I'm up here with Tommy Leroy s Carmine
1711
01:24:14,679 --> 01:24:16,880
and some other guy from the mafia I'm
1712
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:19,280
also up here with my fat say George
1713
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:21,880
Barrow and his mom Catherine Waverly wow
1714
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:24,880
Liz congrats I didn't read realized you
1715
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,239
was dating George oh me neither this
1716
01:24:27,239 --> 01:24:29,360
just happened like an hour ago did you
1717
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:31,960
say Tommy ly's up there I got a war for
1718
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,560
his arrest a warrant for what Grand
1719
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:37,280
larsy in the fourth degree theft of
1720
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,199
merchandise grand larsy for bouncing a
1721
01:24:40,199 --> 01:24:41,600
check on a dozen cupcakes for my
1722
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,280
girlfriend you bought a total of 240
1723
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:48,199
cupcakes at the Magnolia Bakery at 395 a
1724
01:24:48,199 --> 01:24:50,400
pop so I got cupcakes for all my
1725
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,440
ex-girlfriends is that a crime you can't
1726
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:57,400
arrest Tommy Leroy for GR larsy that's
1727
01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,960
$948 the statutory limit in the state of
1728
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:02,760
New York is 1,000 B you forgot to
1729
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:07,080
include the tax come on down Tommy it's
1730
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:10,840
over howy boys you know the drill stand
1731
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,280
over
1732
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,760
there Tommy
1733
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:18,639
Leroy you are under arrest my friend for
1734
01:25:18,639 --> 01:25:21,119
what having a couple of fat ham hack or
1735
01:25:21,119 --> 01:25:22,800
soaking half the skirts in the West
1736
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:27,030
Village huh
1737
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:29,760
FBI you're under arrest come on thr your
1738
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:30,960
brothers from another come on you're
1739
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,600
under arrest is this what you do the
1740
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:35,760
family you ain't family Where's My Money
1741
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:40,040
big S here Sophia Big Boss what M I
1742
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:42,520
never send a man to do a woman's job
1743
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:44,360
that's what I always say but now that
1744
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:45,800
George is giving me the Briefcase full
1745
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:47,920
of cash I'm willing to consider your
1746
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:51,239
debt paid me fall so the 500k stays with
1747
01:25:51,239 --> 01:25:53,480
me Falls well that ends well and all
1748
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:57,080
that crap this time but tell your boys
1749
01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:59,040
to stay on the Jersey side of the river
1750
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,600
and they'll dare cross to my
1751
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:05,080
side oh I give your mother my regards
1752
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,800
you know they wouldn't kill her to call
1753
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:08,560
me once in a
1754
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:11,080
while come on let's get you home get him
1755
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:17,119
out of here scum s s oh oh S I heard the
1756
01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:19,800
commotion and I can't believe I'm dating
1757
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,920
an FBI
1758
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:24,679
agent oh and natur just some lazy
1759
01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:26,159
mortgage
1760
01:26:26,159 --> 01:26:28,600
broker you'll still make me pasta though
1761
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:33,350
right whatever you want baby oh
1762
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:37,990
yes let's go home look
1763
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,119
at just almost too much to
1764
01:26:41,119 --> 01:26:43,719
bear I can only hope that one day you
1765
01:26:43,719 --> 01:26:45,440
find someone who brings you as much
1766
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:49,199
happiness as George Barrow brings
1767
01:26:49,199 --> 01:26:51,639
me I don't know
1768
01:26:51,639 --> 01:26:53,920
honey I made the mistake of falling in
1769
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:55,760
love with the one guy who could never
1770
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:57,199
love me back or bring me home to meet
1771
01:26:57,199 --> 01:26:59,669
his
1772
01:26:59,679 --> 01:27:01,480
parents
1773
01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:04,880
Jonathan hello hi what are you doing
1774
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:06,360
here I thought you moved back to San
1775
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:08,800
Francisco I jumped on a plane the minute
1776
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:11,520
that I got George's letter I mean can
1777
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,040
you believe it the guy sat down and
1778
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,119
wrote a letter by hand using a pen and
1779
01:27:15,119 --> 01:27:17,280
then mailed it to me in an envelope with
1780
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:19,199
a stamp I mean that's why it took a week
1781
01:27:19,199 --> 01:27:22,000
for me to get it
1782
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,600
anyway I flew back the minute that
1783
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:28,510
George told me that you love
1784
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,760
me ever since that party at the little
1785
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:33,560
Branch Billy I haven't been able to stop
1786
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:34,639
thinking about
1787
01:27:34,639 --> 01:27:39,000
you the way your nails felt on my back
1788
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:41,760
the way your lips felt on my oh hey
1789
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:46,550
PG-13 we have
1790
01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:49,590
customers
1791
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:53,840
anyway you are so strong and confident
1792
01:27:53,840 --> 01:27:54,920
so
1793
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:57,679
sure of your sexuality so unafraid to
1794
01:27:57,679 --> 01:28:00,320
just go out there and live your truth
1795
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:03,239
and I know I should have texted you I'm
1796
01:28:03,239 --> 01:28:07,560
I'm sorry I just felt like such a coward
1797
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:09,119
like i''d never be cool enough for
1798
01:28:09,119 --> 01:28:10,920
someone like
1799
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:14,000
you just hold it
1800
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:23,109
[Music]
1801
01:28:23,119 --> 01:28:29,010
do
1802
01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:34,639
[Music]
1803
01:28:34,639 --> 01:28:36,530
you had me
1804
01:28:36,530 --> 01:28:48,149
[Music]
1805
01:28:48,159 --> 01:28:51,560
hello dear friends we have come together
1806
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:54,320
in the presence of God to celebrate the
1807
01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:56,880
marriage of these couples to surround
1808
01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:59,119
them with our prayers and to share in
1809
01:28:59,119 --> 01:29:02,159
their Joy the uniting of these persons
1810
01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:05,719
in heart body and mind is intended by
1811
01:29:05,719 --> 01:29:08,360
God for their Mutual joy for the help
1812
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:10,360
and comfort they give one another in
1813
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:13,440
prosperity and adversity and that their
1814
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:16,280
love may be a blessing to all whom they
1815
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:19,080
encounter if anyone knows a reason why
1816
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:20,800
either of these couples should not be
1817
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:23,440
joined in marriage I ask them to speak
1818
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:26,520
now or forever hold their
1819
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:29,159
peace
1820
01:29:29,159 --> 01:29:32,280
what Lizzy don't do it I still have
1821
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:35,440
feelings for you
1822
01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:39,400
what I'm just playing sh out yours
1823
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:43,440
Georgie Boy you made gr beh mey your
1824
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:50,149
fing come on
1825
01:29:50,159 --> 01:29:53,040
come anyone
1826
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,920
else
1827
01:29:54,920 --> 01:30:01,310
I invite you to declare your vows to one
1828
01:30:01,320 --> 01:30:04,679
another you know I'm r or die for you
1829
01:30:04,679 --> 01:30:18,750
right ride or die
1830
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:21,520
[Music]
1831
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:25,000
baby I promise
1832
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:28,880
to adore every brick in your Brownstone
1833
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:31,719
and to cherish you even when you grow
1834
01:30:31,719 --> 01:30:37,159
old and I grow old and our lentils need
1835
01:30:37,159 --> 01:30:40,360
repointing I promise to be the sturdy
1836
01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:43,320
column that supports you and the cornice
1837
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:44,679
that ornaments your
1838
01:30:44,679 --> 01:30:47,119
life I promise to never forget the
1839
01:30:47,119 --> 01:30:49,040
little boy who rescued you when you were
1840
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:50,360
a little
1841
01:30:50,360 --> 01:30:53,639
girl and to love you for the amazing
1842
01:30:53,639 --> 01:30:54,760
woman
1843
01:30:54,760 --> 01:31:02,310
who came back and rescued
1844
01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:04,040
me
1845
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:06,800
George I promise never to forget that
1846
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:09,080
you are the same amazing man who rescued
1847
01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:11,760
me when I was five and you were
1848
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:14,560
seven I promise never to drink Monty
1849
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:17,280
foco Roso until 10:00 in the morning
1850
01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:18,960
unless you're the one who's drinking
1851
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:20,440
with
1852
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:25,400
me I promise that For Better or Worse
1853
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:27,639
in sickness and in
1854
01:31:27,639 --> 01:31:31,520
health you will always be my one true
1855
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:52,669
cupcake and I
1856
01:31:52,679 --> 01:31:55,440
Yours by their promises before God and
1857
01:31:55,440 --> 01:32:00,510
in the presence of this
1858
01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:04,950
assembly you may kiss your
1859
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:16,460
[Applause]
1860
01:32:16,460 --> 01:32:20,540
[Music]
1861
01:32:20,550 --> 01:32:22,840
[Applause]
1862
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:24,810
beloved
1863
01:32:24,810 --> 01:32:26,480
[Music]
1864
01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:26,830
[Applause]
1865
01:32:26,830 --> 01:32:29,070
[Music]
1866
01:32:29,070 --> 01:32:30,690
[Applause]
1867
01:32:30,690 --> 01:32:32,840
[Music]
1868
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:36,500
1
1869
01:32:36,510 --> 01:32:37,920
[Applause]
1870
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:38,780
[Music]
1871
01:32:38,780 --> 01:32:44,440
[Applause]
1872
01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:50,950
2 hey townhouse
1873
01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:55,360
confidential deep Park
1874
01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:58,440
it's you I'm your biggest fan I've read
1875
01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:00,760
every blog post you ever posted so
1876
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:02,800
you're some kind of stalker I'm more
1877
01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:05,520
like a field agent I know it's kind of
1878
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,400
hard to do investigative reporting when
1879
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:10,159
you never leave your house so what are
1880
01:33:10,159 --> 01:33:13,440
you saying I want to be your partner you
1881
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:16,080
on the inside me on the outside scooping
1882
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:20,109
stories winning
1883
01:33:20,119 --> 01:33:22,239
piters deep
1884
01:33:22,239 --> 01:33:24,480
park I think that this is going to be
1885
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:27,050
the beginning of a beautiful
1886
01:33:27,050 --> 01:33:44,000
[Music]
1887
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:48,159
French spotted on Washington Place new
1888
01:33:48,159 --> 01:33:50,360
tenants moving into the townhouse
1889
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:53,080
Lindsay Lohan left behind just three
1890
01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:56,520
short months ago the fortunate newcomers
1891
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:59,600
are a well-known French actress her
1892
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:01,760
actor director husband and their
1893
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:04,040
children whose sources say have just
1894
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,880
been accepted into the prestigious
1895
01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:07,719
Little Red
1896
01:34:07,719 --> 01:34:09,760
Schoolhouse in other
1897
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:12,760
news townhouse confidential has learned
1898
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:15,719
that the Perry sisters townhouse has
1899
01:34:15,719 --> 01:34:19,040
recently passed into other hands but
1900
01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:21,159
that according to the terms of this
1901
01:34:21,159 --> 01:34:24,360
unusual deal the three sisters may
1902
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:27,040
continue to live there rentree for as
1903
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:29,000
long as they wish to do
1904
01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:33,880
so in the words of the late great Jane
1905
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:37,119
Austin it is a truth universally
1906
01:34:37,119 --> 01:34:40,119
acknowledged that three scorching hot
1907
01:34:40,119 --> 01:34:42,639
sisters who live in a West Village
1908
01:34:42,639 --> 01:34:52,629
townhouse will not stay single for
1909
01:34:52,639 --> 01:35:00,060
long
1910
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[Applause]
1911
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[Music]
1912
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:16,880
oh mother you have no idea what the
1913
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:21,760
village holds oil grease Grime the trash
1914
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:25,790
of Life the Beautiful
1915
01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:31,189
delicious early goodness of Life
1916
01:35:31,199 --> 01:35:37,520
mother oh mother my plans my plans have
1917
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:40,600
changed get on board
1918
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:42,920
mother get on
1919
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:47,669
board the barel family is
1920
01:35:47,679 --> 01:35:50,920
back no one's perfect like that time
1921
01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:52,520
Lizzy and I hooked up on New Year's
1922
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:54,520
right meant nothing maybe not to you but
1923
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,119
it meant something to me you didn't even
1924
01:35:56,119 --> 01:35:58,960
text me the next day Liz I thought we
1925
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:00,920
were getting married you still have
1926
01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:03,800
feelings for Tommy no of course not but
1927
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:11,669
he still could have texted me
1928
01:36:11,679 --> 01:36:14,719
right the Robert and Roberta bethon
1929
01:36:14,719 --> 01:36:17,480
house built in 1845 the Robert and
1930
01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,600
Roberta bethon House was built for a
1931
01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:21,560
brother and sister who lived in this
1932
01:36:21,560 --> 01:36:24,960
Greek Revival townhouse for 93 years
1933
01:36:24,960 --> 01:36:26,920
without ever venturing outside to date
1934
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:27,960
or
1935
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:30,400
marry well known as West Village
1936
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:33,320
hoarders with hundreds of cats rumors
1937
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:37,790
swirled that the bethon twins were
1938
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:40,600
actually can we go home already come on
1939
01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:42,159
we've only got one house left anyway
1940
01:36:42,159 --> 01:36:47,310
let's
1941
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:50,639
go got to believe find out what we're
1942
01:36:50,639 --> 01:36:54,760
made of keep my head up let keep smiling
1943
01:36:54,760 --> 01:36:58,920
even on a rainy day keep moving clean up
1944
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:01,679
the mess and make a better way keep
1945
01:37:01,679 --> 01:37:05,679
moving do my thing and don't what people
1946
01:37:05,679 --> 01:37:09,119
say got to get up got to keep working
1947
01:37:09,119 --> 01:37:11,880
every single day there's always going to
1948
01:37:11,880 --> 01:37:13,880
be another greedy graer there's always
1949
01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:15,960
going to be another rumor gaer you're
1950
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:17,880
always going to have to find a way to to
1951
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:19,320
the
1952
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:22,040
line and if you don't lose your sister's
1953
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:25,080
trust and if you don't lose it all in bu
1954
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:28,800
keep on working it and you'll be fine we
1955
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:32,280
got to get up working harder we've ever
1956
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:35,360
worked before got to speak up be a
1957
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:38,040
fighter when something wor fighting for
1958
01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:41,239
never give up keep on try and give it
1959
01:37:41,239 --> 01:37:44,840
everything we've got got to believe find
1960
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:48,599
out what we're made of keep my head up
1961
01:37:48,599 --> 01:37:51,800
just keep smiling even on a rainy day
1962
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:55,470
keep moving clean clean up the mess and
1963
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[Music]
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